#tsh spoiler

[clockworkbee]

The Prisoner's Throne, spoilers!

Jude and Cardan letting down their armor one piece at a time, you will always be famous and loved 🫶🏼

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

literally everyone in Elfhame with the bridle

[thejudeduarte]

"We do not love because people deserve it-nor would I want to be loved because I was the most deserving of some list of candidates. I want to be loved for my worst self as well as my best. I want to be forgiven my flaws."

-Tiernan, The Prisoners Throne

[gaywerewolfsimp]

just finished reading the secret history and WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????? 'But you're not very happy where you are either'

just shoot me at this point, I fell victim to the morbid longing for the picturesque at all costs and now I'm in love with the book and hate the characters and I want more bc although I hated bunny at the beginning he didn't deserve to die, but I kept trying to justify their actions and like that's the whole deal, they're not justifiable.

[murasaki-cha]

Ok The Prisoner's Throne broke me, but you know what was the funniest part of the entire book?

Oak being the noisiest bitch in the entirety of Elfhame. That boy was always listening!

When he accidentally listened in to Jude and Cardan's private conversation in the prologue and in the end when Jude was with Cardan while he was recovering. LITERALLY EVERY TIME HYACINTHE AND TIERNAN WAS INTERACTING!!

No because he was INVESTED into Hyacinthe and Tiernan's relationship! Boy was carrying the entire fate of Elfhame and his relationship with Wren on his back for the whole book but damn him if he didn't give couple counseling to his otp any chance he would get! And he was always eavesdropping into their conversations!

Love that for him

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

[the-gay-cousin-666]

The implication that Jean was actively counting seconds in his head while Lucas was trying to apologise is an unreasonably hilarious detail for such a grim scene

[msbrightsides]

Oak, a faerie who physically cannot lie: “I was in love w you when we were children”

Suren, also a faerie who knows this: “you’re literally lying”

[twacn]

"She let's herself be hugged and then she casts eldrich blast on Linc" "I'm still hugging her"

[abirthdayclown]

I feel like people don’t talk enough about how bizarre and chaotic The Secret History actually is. Sure the aesthetic is beautiful and the prose is deeply tragic but it was NOT what I thought I was signing up for.

Like yeah Bunny is a greedy asshole but 90% of the situations that he takes the piss out of are prophetically true. Richard is so high the entire novel he makes everyone’s alcoholism look like child’s play. Henry straight up kills his neighbor’s dog because it was annoying. He knows over a dozen languages but didn’t know about the moon landing.

Francois, casually: well yeah the twins are probably fucking but who hasn’t screwed one of them before. Je suppose que c'est comme ça. anyway do you wanna make out?

Richard—who just snorted a line of coke off Judy Poovey’s VCR: uh I don’t speak French but sure

[rrredgi]

The Secret History greek freaks squad deerhunting in the forest:

[clockworkbee]

—Jude and Cardan, from The Prisoner's Throne

[redstonedust]

the fact skizz still had almost half an hour left and a full team of four on his side. they couldve gotten him more time. but. he didnt want it. the guy who has spent all season reminding people that life is short and you've gotta show people you love them while you can. he went out on his own terms for the sake of his team. im gonna explode.

[thejudeduarte]

Me every time Jude or cardan do anything in tpt:

[darkacademianew]

Francis Abernathy is just like: "I had sex with my best friend on my other friend's funeral and fell in love with him. Then I almost had sex with another close friend, who I constantly flirt with, only to have a real sex afterwards with my best friend who interrupted us. I also made out with a twin sister of my best friend and dream about making out with a Homer fucker, who is a love of her life. Oh, and I practice the bacchanal ceremony on Friday nights."

[murasaki-cha]

The Prisoner's Throne spoilers!!

He presses a kiss to her hair. “If you did, I would be willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to prove the sincerity of my feelings.” “What’s that?” she asks, peering up at him. “Become a king of some place instead of running away from all royal responsibility.” She laughs. “You wouldn’t rather sit by my throne on a leash?” “That does seem easier,” he admits. “I would make an excellent consort.” “Then I’ll have to marry you, Prince Oak of the Greenbriar line,” Wren says, with a sharp-toothed smile. “Just to make you suffer.”

Adorable until the very end😭💕🥹