#tsh spoiler

[nighttimewalking]

The entirely too diaphanous gown situation making a comeback in TSH 👀👀

[clockworkbee]

The Prisoner's Throne, spoilers!

Jude and Cardan letting down their armor one piece at a time, you will always be famous and loved 🫶🏼

[jeeaark]

Lae'zel about to steal yo business partner, mate

Not only is the piña colada dream team possible within this game, but it also somehow becomes a piña colada dream triangle (arrow?)(competition?????).

Every other BG3 relationship you can have is either wholesome or tragic, but only Greygold is able to find the one that is a Godsdamn Mess. It's fine, they can work with this.

[eerna]

/voice cracking I am FIN E

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

literally everyone in Elfhame with the bridle

[thejudeduarte]

"We do not love because people deserve it-nor would I want to be loved because I was the most deserving of some list of candidates. I want to be loved for my worst self as well as my best. I want to be forgiven my flaws."

-Tiernan, The Prisoners Throne

[gaywerewolfsimp]

just finished reading the secret history and WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????? 'But you're not very happy where you are either'

just shoot me at this point, I fell victim to the morbid longing for the picturesque at all costs and now I'm in love with the book and hate the characters and I want more bc although I hated bunny at the beginning he didn't deserve to die, but I kept trying to justify their actions and like that's the whole deal, they're not justifiable.

[murasaki-cha]

Ok The Prisoner's Throne broke me, but you know what was the funniest part of the entire book?

Oak being the noisiest bitch in the entirety of Elfhame. That boy was always listening!

When he accidentally listened in to Jude and Cardan's private conversation in the prologue and in the end when Jude was with Cardan while he was recovering. LITERALLY EVERY TIME HYACINTHE AND TIERNAN WAS INTERACTING!!

No because he was INVESTED into Hyacinthe and Tiernan's relationship! Boy was carrying the entire fate of Elfhame and his relationship with Wren on his back for the whole book but damn him if he didn't give couple counseling to his otp any chance he would get! And he was always eavesdropping into their conversations!

Love that for him

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

[agentof-chaos]

I am living for the parallels between Jude and Suren and how they each respond to Cardan/Oak being obviously in love with them.

They're both like "He hates me so much. Every nice thing he says is clearly a trick and he's trying to manipulate me. He looks at me like that because of how much he hates me."

Meanwhile Cardan and Oak are being the the most obvious simps in all of existence and the only ones who don't notice are the people they're simping for.

[toointofiction]

"It would be safer if I hated him. Since I cannot, perhaps it is good that he now hates me."

someone needs to tell suren about hate and the greenbriar men

[the-gay-cousin-666]

The implication that Jean was actively counting seconds in his head while Lucas was trying to apologise is an unreasonably hilarious detail for such a grim scene

[clockworkbee]

—Jude and Cardan, from The Prisoner's Throne

[king-maven-calore]

I love you monstrous girls 💖 I love you corruption arcs 💖 I love you choosing revenge over forgiveness 💖 I love you choosing power over love 💖 I love you girls with sharp teeth finally biting down on what they want 💖

[eerna]

Vivi always supporting her siblings' abandonment of responsibilities and duties <3<3<3<3<3

[twacn]

"She let's herself be hugged and then she casts eldrich blast on Linc" "I'm still hugging her"