#ts so buns tho

[unknownjayyyyyyyy]

Deidamia: I can excuse Penthesilea being a war criminal, but I drew the line at you being prideful and your brutality

Achilles: You can excuse her war crimes?! She almost did the same shit I did-

Deidamia: Not Pyrrha =/= Not condoning your actions

Also I have a women bias

[k1tty-st4rz]

Hiii!! Do you have any headcanons for Roxie or Matthew Patel in terms of Agere?? I think they’re super underrated and would love to hear your thoughts!!

i have a teensy bit :3 sidenote i haven't slept in 2 days uwu

Roxie Richter & Matthew Patel Agere Headcanons

ROXIE

regresses to 3-5 maybe

she doesn’t have a cg :[ but the league help take care of her, esp Todd (they are mlm & wlw solidarity)

she LOVESSS bunnies ^_^ she has a pale pink fluffy bunny stuffie names Bun-Bun

no swords around her >:[ she hates that rule even tho she was the one who put it in place

is a very hyper baby!!  she has to be doing something or she’ll whine and fuss

very giggly!! <3

also really likes Squishmallows :3 she likes the smaller ones more than the big ones

^ really likes Cameron the cat and Blake the bunny

plays with ninja action figures

would think she’s being too rowdy so she goes up to Todd, Lucas or whoever’s taking care of her and ask if she’s burdening them or annoying them :[

i think she would like the 2003 Strawberry Shortcake series

MATTHEW

regresses to 2-6

his hipster demon chicks are his caregivers!! :D

little Mattie can’t control his fire powers very well which has unfortunately cause burnt holes in clothing

he likes watching The Dragon Prince and Bollywood movies (if they can find an appropriate one ofc) if he’s more older 

Matthew speaks Hindi!!  i personally think since the demon chicks are kinda connected to his mind, so can they :3 they speak Hindi when Matthew’s small (3-4) n they call him pyaar & priy <33333

He mostly wears black sweatpants, baggy tees and his jacket (ts a comfort item :])

Likes TMNT and Scooby Doo

he babbles!! :3 mostly just when he’s two he goin’ ‘babababa’ and the hipster demon chicks find it SOOOO CUTE <3333

A/N did y'all know i can speak Hindi :0

[pwnyta]

ok very serious question for you... what's your favorite sayid look. personally i'm fond of the blank tank top with the sexy island hair, but i will hear arguments to the contrary

HMM.... Its so hard to choose.

I think his off-island looks are poppin off. The pinstripe suit with the maroon shirt, the all black assassin look, and the purple button up look great (and his tiddies in that black tank... girl. where were these lower cut ts on the island. He went to that bar hoing is up fr and Ilana didnt even appreciate it ;-;) The only issue is the first 2 his hair is straightened and I prefer his pretty curls.

I also really like him in this beret... its so fuckin cute... ;o;/ And hes got such a pretty face... weeeh.

Desmonds clothes... also phenomenal for unknown reasons.

BUT YOURE RIGHT. The classic tank is nice. Hes got great arms and his hair was always curly on the island.

He is wearin silly shoes tho... I'll forgive because his hair was always beautiful.

Especially the little bun with the side bangs.

But down is fine too...

[this-is-my-main-i-follow-from]

the rosary in michif

So the way I rewrote this is how to pronounce it with symbols that make sense to me. I also changed the english versions so you know how these things are pronounced.

ɑ = anywhere between father & mop

a = the a in the french la, or anywhere between the a in above & father, (not in between like the way the o in above is in between u from rut & o from mop), except the a in above is more like the u in bun or the e in the, but in the english I started using u to symbolize the u in crutch/a in above/o in above (even tho it is more like the o in mop or the o in more without the w at the end)/e in the

é = the e in met or pen

æ = late, bait, may eidelweiss

i = if, bit, some ppl even use this i in both halves of spirit (if they don't say spyyrit), & sometimes that sound that is like "eu" crossed with "uh" crossed with "o'" crossed with "a" crossed with "e" & you just can't exactly tell what it is

í = eat, feeble, meme

o = anywhere between boat & the first two "ho"s of ho ho ho, it can be the o,w of words like hope, or it can be just the o' like if someone interrupted you before you finished saying "go". It's almost like how er starts with eu & ends with r, this starts with o' & ends with w,

oo = on in french, between boat & boot, it's like the "o" from above was a little more short/fat in your mouth so it is slightly more like a "w" but not quite, & then you do end it with that diphthong w. Like if you end the french garcon with a w as well as an n.

ʊ = oo, like shoe which can be eu'w, or it can be just the w (which is a vowel, the welsh are right), who, the first part of when, or when you say a really elongated "ooh" not just an euw but an euwwwww!, the end of "oh!"

eu = book, look, cook, hurt, the french feu, birch, earl, like take your tongue down from the back there & stop saying the r, it's like how we say "uh" in north america but they spell it "er" in england, they don't mean ir/eur, they mean euh. Like heard in a british accent

ä = a like cat. It was originally written as ae, but ae to me means éy (or ah-y), while in michif according to my legend it is supposed to mean a like ban. I actually do get it being spelled ae, but I used to spell it aa & have taco be spelled ah & lot be spelled aw (cahmmin vs cawmmun being two ways to say common). Anyway this is the a like fabulous or the way your white (not european) grandmother says pasta.

š = technically sh, but I actually often pronounce this as an s. Many cree speakers, especially as they get older, say things with a bit of a lisp, making the s turn into sh, & we have taken that into michif. In fact, the word michif comes from the lisping of the t in metis into ts, & the all-too-common lisping of ts into ch. You can say as s or as sh & it is fine

č = ch, in michif we usually say it more like ch, the "tsh" sound, but in cree it is more like ts, sort of like the japanese tsu. You know how ts is at the very front of your mouth but ch is a little farther back & a little more on the edges? Go halfway in between. Keep a little more contact with either side of the front of your tongue, & say it. Mix ts & ch to get smth halfway between. It's almost like chs in the way it sounds, but more like tch in the way it feels. Evn throw in a bit of soft "th" in there if you need.

I don't think I have ñ, but it is like a "ng" that doesn't quite make contact. It's the french n

r = Two options here. Option 1: earl but hover before you close your teeth on the r. Feel how far back that is in your mouth? Push it a little farther back, push that r a little further in general. Instead of that r being stupidly in your teeth (that's the reason kids way w instead), keep it closer to your throat, more in your soft palate, not where the bone starts. Option 2: khrkhrkhrkhrkhr almost like that arabic crackly h, & it can be voiced or unvoiced. It's a trilled g. Not a trilled d like in spanish though. Make the sound like the dentist's vacuum. It's a fricative.

ž = j, like how ch is just tsh, j is just dj, like how s becomes sh, z becomes zh. It is j without the starting d.

Some of the Gs can also be Ks occasionally, along with many other consonants. t/d, p/b, etc.

In fact, k/p/t are often pronounced softer, less aspirated.

hk can be either h,k or it can be the semitic/celtic ch like in bach or loch. hp can be like the filipino f that they make bilabial instead of labiodental.

I think that's everything. It is a lot more simple than writing it out seems.

Oh & in english I used eth & thorn, eth being bath/thank & thorn being bathe/that

Li Shaplæ - The Holy Rosary

Wíčæwagɑnɑ Tapætamwag –

Apostle's Creed

Ndɑpwæténn li Bonjeu,

li Papa kašokatišidmawači,

kɑkiw kaožitɑt li syél ékwa la tér.

Ndɑpwæténn li Jéyzʊs

kɑgíkičítotɑt péyʊg égo son

Garsoo, kɑnígɑníštamagoyak,

kíošíéw očé

okičitawišokišíwinn avik

ékičitwɑwak Kinígígwann,

ékwa énítawigit očé la Sänt Vyɑrž.

Pontyas Paylat nɑšpič kígwatagíéw

li Bonjeuwa, kíšagawéywag

denn krwa, kínipo, ékwa kínačigɑšo. 

Kíšidša'hwawandagɑnipočig,

dɑn la trwazyém žʊrnæ kípašéygo mína.

Dɑn li syél kítotéw,

ékwa kíapígɑšo andɑ

tapiškoč Papa.  Mína tapætotéw

čipæwíéšowɑdat kapimɑtišíid

ékwa kɑnipoyit.

Ndɑpwæténn ékičitwɑwak

Kinígígwann, kɑkičitwɑwak liglíz,

kakío kapimičawɑčig li Bonjeu

awɑ dɑn li syél ékwa dɑn la tér kakío

li Bonjeu sa famí, čiponéy čigɑtég

kamačítočigɑtég, li kor číapačipɑt

ékwa čipimɑtišik tapitaw.  Answičil.

Aí bilív in God, þa Fɑþer ɑlmaítí,

kríæter av hévén änd eurð.

änd Aí bilív in Jízas kraíst, hiz only San,

äwr Lord, hʊ waz kɑnsívd baí

þa päweur av þa Holí Spírit, änd

born av þa Veurjin Méry.

Hí suffeurd undeur Pɑnčas Paílit

waz krʊsifaíd, daíd, änd waz beuríd. 

Hí déséndid tʊ þa déd, änd ɑn

þa ðird dæ hí roz agén.  Hí

aséndid intʊ hévin, änd iz sítid

ät þa raít händ uv þa Fɑþeur.  Hí

will kum ugén in glorí tʊ juj

þa living änd þa déd.

Aí bilív in þa Holí Spirit, þa holy

käðlik čeurč, þa kommyʊnyeun av

sænts, þa forgivniss av sins, þa

réseurrékšan av þa bɑdy, änd laíf

éveurlästing.  ɑmén.

Ton Pérínɑnn - Our Father

Ton Pérínɑnn, dɑn li syél kayɑyénn

kíčitwɑwann ton noo.

Kiya kɑníkɑništamann péytotéíé

kɑndawætamann tɑtočíkatéw

ota dɑn la tér tɑpiškoč dɑn li syél.

Mínɑnn anoč mon pänínɑnn

ponæíminɑnn kamačitotamɑk,

níštanɑnn nkaponæmɑnɑnik

aniké kɑkímaítotɑkoyɑkʊk

kayakočíinɑnn, mɑka

pašpíinɑnn ɑyik očé

mɑčíšíwæpišiwinn.

Kɑníkɑníštamawíɑk,

kišokišíwinn, kɑkičitæmíak

kiya aníé, anoč ékwa takíné.  Answičil.

Awr Fɑþeur in Hévin, yor næm

iz holí.  Mæ yor kingdeum keum,

änd yor will bí dun ɑn eurð äz

it iz in hévin.

Giv us teudæ þu fʊd þät wí níd

änd forgiv us for aʊr sinz,

just az wí forgiv þoz hʊ sin

ugænst us.

Giv us stréngð to résist témptæšun,

änd kíp us frum ɑll ívil.  ɑmén.

Kičítéím Li Bonjeu - Glory Bé

Kičítéím kí Papaínɑnn,

ékwa li Garsoo,

ékwa Ékičitwɑwak Kinígígwann.

Tɑpiškoč kɑmɑčipaíik,

ékwa šæmɑk, ékwa tɑpitaw ~

la tér ékɑ čiponipɑyik.  Answičil. 

Glorí bí tʊ þa Fathér, änd tʊ

þu Son, änd tʊ þa Holí Spírit, äz

it wuz in þu béginning, iz naw,

änd forévir šäll bí ~ weurld

wiðawt énd.  Amén.

O Mon Jéyzʊ - Oh My Jízus

O Mon Jéyzʊs, ponæminɑnn

kɑmačitotamɑk, pašpíinɑnn

dɑn li feu očé dɑn lenfér.

Nígɑníšta kɑkío ninígíawɑnɑnig ékwa anigé nawač kandawéítakig

číkitimɑgæ mɑčig.  Answičil.

O mɑy Jízus, forgiv us awr sinz

änd sæv us from þu fɑyrz uv héll. 

Líd ɑll soolz tʊ hévin, éspéšullí

þos most in níd uv yor meurcy.  Amén.

Kigičítéímitínɑnn Marí - Hail Mary

Kigičítéímitínɑnn Marí,

ékičítéímit, Li Bonjeu wiya

avik twa.  ékičítakišoyénn

kiya ki tʊ lí fém, ékwa

kíčitwɑwɑnɑ mawišwɑnɑ

kapimotɑtayénn katɑk Jéyzʊ.

Kíčitwɑwann Marí, Mér di

Bonjeu, ayamíéštémoinɑnn

šæmɑk ékwa atinapoyɑko.  Answičil.

Hæl Mærí, full ɑv græs, þu

Lord iz wið yʊ.  Bléssid ɑr

yʊ amung wimin, änd

bléssid iz þu frʊt uv yor wʊm

Jízas.  Holí Mérí, Muþeur uv Gɑd,

præ for us sinneurs, naw, änd ät

þí aʊr uv awr déð.  ɑmén.

Míawɑtann Mɑmaškɑč

i.  Li tɑnž Gabríél kípæwítamawéw la Sänt Vyɑrž än pičí Jéyzʊ  æwéyɑwat.

ii.  La Sänt Vyɑrž kígíogawéw sa koʊzinn ílizabéth.

iii.  Li pičí Jéyzʊ natɑwagéw.

iv.  Li pičí Jéyzʊ kítotaígɑšo kɑkičitowak la Méyzon.

v.  Kímiškɑgɑšo li pičí Jéyzʊ kɑkičotawak la Méyzon égoté ��érʊsalém.

Mɑmatawinɑgwanɑ Kɑwašaškotéígé

- þe Luminous Mysteries

i.  Jéyzʊs kíšigayatagašo dɑn la rivyér dé žordan.

ii.  än nas aštéw én Kana.

iii.  Jéyzʊs itwéw kakičitowišid pé ayaw.

iv.  Jéyzʊs wapataíwéw ogičitoišíwinn éywɑškošod kíošta'ayik wiya dɑn li montaynn dé Téybor.

v.  éškwač Jéyzʊs sʊpí kɑmíčišočig avik wíčéwagana kígímíægonɑnnwiyawɑnn ékwa son sɑn, číwíčéwayak tapitaw. (the institution of the eucharist at the Last Supper.  Jesus gives us his body änd blood so that we can choose to receive eternal life.)   

Mitɑtætɑgwann Mɑmaškɑč

i.  Jéyzʊs kwatagætaw dɑn li žardan. (I've heard it as "jargin" not just "jardan")

ii.  Jéyzʊs kínočígɑšo än fwét kíabačitɑwag ékwa lí ploon égígamogé.(the scourging at the pillar has a much longer name here: he is tied to a pillar & beaten with a whip made with lead)

iii.  Jéyzʊs kíačigɑtéw än koronn oči šnélí.

iv.  Jéyzʊs kípimíwatægɑšo la krwé. (I'd actually say krwa like krwoa bc it is croix in french, but michif is like cowboy french)

v.  Jéyzʊs kíšagɑwéywag dɑn la krwé očičig ékwa očitak.

Mɑtawpayinn dɑn li Syél - Glorious Mysteries

i.  Apičípaw Jéyzʊs niponik očé.

ii.  Jéyzʊs dɑn li syél itotéw.

iii.  ékičitwawišid péítotéw.

iv.  La Sänt Vyɑrž šipwétaígašo dɑn li syél.

v.  La Sänt Vyɑrž ošigašo la Rénn dɑn li syél.

Kígičítéímitínɑnn Kɑgičitwɑošyénn La Rénn - Hail Holy Queen

Kígičítéímitínɑnn

Kɑgičitwɑošíénn La Rénn,

Mama očé gɑšɑgí'íwét. 

Kičítéítɑ mbimɑtišiwinínɑnn,

kɑšíwišíɑk, ékwa

kɑpagošéítamɑk.

Nimɑtonɑnn mon Sänt Vyɑrž

anɑnn očé kɑwæpinigɑšoyak

líz enfen očé ív.

Ota dɑn la valí mɑtowinn, ékwa

kɑgɑškéítamik,

kígagwæčímikawinn

číwíčí'íɑk.

Ayamíéš tamɑwínɑnn

wíjí'ínɑnn čimiškawayɑk

ton garsoo Jéyzʊs.  Answičil.

missing in the translation so idk if it is correct: thine eyes of mercy toward us & after this our exile show unto us the blessed fruit of thy woumb, o clement o loving o sweet virgin mary pray for us oh holy mother of got that we may be made worthy of the promises of christ let us pray grant we bessech you that by meditating on the holy mysteries of the most holy rosary of the blessed virgin mary we may both imitate what they contain and obtain what they promise through the same christ our lord amen. It's missing it after it says "pray for us most gracious advocate & help us to know your son jesus" which is skipping the "turn" your eyes & the exile part. It is also missing toe rosary closing which is not technically part of the prayer but I associate it with the salve regina bc that's when I usually say it.

Ayamíɑwinn očé ékičitwɑwak Kinígígwɑnn - Prayer to þa Holy Spirit

 Kɑníganíštamɑwíak dɑn li

syél, ana kaočicanawapamigoyɑk,

onígí'igwɑnɑ kɑtɑpwæit

mišíwæayaw ékwa kakío

kégwéy kaítagwak, anda

kaočikičitotagawíak, ékwa

pimɑtišíwinn kɑmí'igoyak;

Pépítigwæ dɑn mon čoér,

kišípégininɑnn

čígɑšíɑpawitayénn ægok

kɑpémačitotamak,

pimɑčitɑ ní'ígígwaínɑnn

kɑkičitowišíénn.  Answičil.

Jéyzʊs Mon Bonjeuínɑnn - Jesus prayer (better translates to jesus my God(our's)

Jéyzʊs Mon Bonjeuínɑnn,

li Garsoo kapimɑtišid očé

ton Bonjeuínɑnn,

kitimɑgæminɑnn

kɑmačigækwyʊiɑk,

kiyanɑnn očé kapašpí'íwét.  Answičil.

[astronomical-bagel]

Someone draw Patton with a bun and wearing a suit pls I'm begging you 🥺

[crystalcow]

𝑆𝑎𝑝𝑛𝑎𝑝𝑠 𝐶ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑//𝑆𝑎𝑝𝑛𝑎𝑝 𝑝𝑡 4

Masterlist // child reader ML //

Sapnap x reader !p !child reader

Pronouns used: none specified!

Warnings: swearing, mentions of death, casinos

➳➳➳➳➳┄┄※┄┄➳➳➳➳➳

𝐊𝐢𝐧𝗼𝐤𝗼 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝗼𝐰??

Quackity was telling you all of his plans

He rambled on for hours of his ideas for casinos and how he was going to marry Karl and sapnap

It sounded great

He had his whole plan set up! He even had Sam helping him with the building

But then he left

Just like everyone else

But that was fine! You were just with sapnap

Before Karl came running over rambling on about needed to move his library

He had a library?

“[Redacted] you need to stay close, please”

You looked at him weirdly

Who the fuck was [redacted]

“Karl my names Y/n you idiot” “flame..” “sorry”

He didn’t even notice it and then you had to spend the next couple days hauling over 100 books

“Oo hey what are these! The covers look really weird”

You had found his time travel books

Woops

That man raced over and in the kindest way possible, snatched it from your hands

“Don’t touch those, they are my special books”

You just shrugged and let him be, he freaks you out enough

So you all traveled to this area in the spruce forest and built a really ugly mushroom hut

But hey it’s fine! Foolish thankfully came around later that day and made everything better

So you stuck around

Maybe you needed this, this new start

Oh but prime knows that wouldnt last long

Karl started forgetting

At first it was simple things as just forgetting where he was or little stumbles with names

But eventually he was going away longer and longer

He started calling you by these strange names, some that sound Victorian and western and others that are unlike you

One day he didn’t call you by your name at all

You were hanging around the Sakura trees and the big yin Yang pond waiting for sapnap to come back with George

Then you saw Karl exit the library, running up to him for a hug

It’s been two months since you’ve seen him

You fucking hated it but you couldn’t help but consider him another parental figure

He loved it

But he just stood there as you wrapped your arms around him

Expecting the usual “[reda]- Y/n, I’ve missed you so much my sweet flame!”

But there was nothing just a sad one sided hug

“Hello? I’m sorry but do I know you?”

You were ready to cry

“I’m sorry, I uh must’ve mistaken you for the wrong person” “No that’s fine! Hugs are nice?”

So you left and ran into the library

Scouring throughout all of the books until you found them

The same 8 books you shrugged away

You read through all of them along with Karl’s other journals

You didn’t like going through his stuff especially, a whole invasion of privacy

The more you read the worse it got

What were you gonna tell Sapnap?

Who the hell is James, and [redacted]?

And why couldn’t he stop

It’s no use anymore

You were simply just forgotten

𝐋𝗼𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬

The closer you got to the large building, the sicker you got

Kinoko Kingdom was supposed to be your free pass

But somehow you always end up here

You called for Sam on the comms waiting for the beep

The inside looked great to say the least

“What are your past relationships with the prisoner?” “No answer.”

“Where are you currently resided?” “No answer”

“Do you believe the prisoner deserves his sentence?” “Maybe”

You put all your shit in the locker and followed him through all the safety checks

“I’m glad you didn’t bring anything with you”

You stood on the platform heart racing as the lava went down

It was like a ticking time bomb

The small squeaks and scratches of the hovering bridge

He just stared at you

That sick stupid mask was broken by tommy that day in the black stone room

So you had to look into his face

Lets just say he looks good in Orange

“Barrier up or down?” “Down”

He backed up into the corner as you stepped in

Smiling

Once the lava cascaded down your smile turned into a sick frown

“Hello” is that all he had to fucking say?

“Screw you. Fuck you. Damn you”

He just looked you a small chuckle escaping from his lips

“Those all mean the same thing.” “Well I’ve been living in cinnamon town for the past couple months, and I’m ready to fucking burn some buns”

Yeah he just laughed

“I’ve missed you Hot shot”

“You ruined our damn life!”

Someone went quiet

“If you didn’t have to have a petty little war, or criminalize children we could’ve been fine! It could’ve just been you, dad, me, and George.”

You were pissed, everyone just kept leaving you.

Tommy and Tubbo, Quackity, Karl, Dream, and hell even Wilbur

“You come and visit me, after not having seen me for months and you just yell? Not a hello or ‘how are you dream?’ ‘How’s prison dream’ ‘how can I help you get out of this damn place’ “

You just sat down ready to just walk out into the lava

“I’ve been stuck here for months! None of you even cared enough to visit me, hell even Tommy came around.”

You might have felt a little bad after leaving him

The prison was cold even tho lava was flowing right there

“Why would you leave the discs alone..” “Because I had to end it.”

What were you doing here

What were you planning on saying?

“So, what do you do in prison”

“I have a clock.”

You got up to go look at the pretty clock

Then threw it at his face

“Ow” “deal with it bitch”

The longer you stayed the worse the feeling in your stomach got

so you buzzed for Sam waving goodbye

“Wait.. Do they miss me?” “Can’t say, but I think this may be for the best.”

He wanted his best friends

But he just got the annoying teenager

Oh but that wouldn’t be the last

𝐋𝐚𝐬 𝐍𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐬

You got a letter in the mail one day

Who the hell uses letters??

You were shocked to see the address and the small post card

“Come around some time”-Quackity

Ans on the back it had the cords

Oh well what did you have to loose? Sapnap was focused on Karl

and well Karl didn’t even know you

So you set off

It took you a couple hours travel by horse to get to the desert area

The large sign blaring in the red text

You gotta admit the place looked beautiful

There was a giant dick and different shops

You were shocked to see this random un human like guy

“Hello, I am Charlie a totally human guy!”

Yeah totally not slime

“I’m uh, Y/n?” He reached out for a handshake sort of thing

“Dap me up!” “Another time Charlie”

Maybe when you had hand sanitizer

“Ohh so your Y/n! Mister Quackity talks about you all the time, come on in!”

You were skeptical but followed anyways

Stopping in your tracks when you saw Fundy

“Furry?” “Fire shit?”

You went over to give him a side hug, ruffling his fur

“What the hell are you doing here ginger boy!” “Oh you know, just escaping nightmares”

You were confused then just let him be

You walked to the entry way of the place

A beautiful pond with flowers and an arch

“Did what the place where Mr. Quackity was going to propose!”

Going to?

You shrugged it off following inside

You hated to admit it, but you were excited to see him

Yeah you really needed a parental figure in your life at the moment

So when you saw him, he immediately pick you up in a hug

You didn’t fail to notice his change in appearance

That beanie stayed the same tho

Thank god

“Hey hey! Let me show you around the place, we can also go for lunch and talk.”

The casino looked great to say the least

Loud music booming from the speakers, along with the live jazz band on the side

Slot machines were going off every minute

“Have a chip, something to remember this by”

He handed you a red poker chip

It was a cool one tho, in the middle has a blocky sort of smile

Creepy and dopey.. sick!

So you put it around a spare silver chain

“So how have you been kid? ‘Ts been a while hasn’t it.” “Could be better..”

You both walked around the city in silence, offering to go in the super model shop

“No” “why not” “keep walking”

On your way to lunch you had to squint at what you were seeing

“Oh my goodness you’re still alive?!” “You’re alive!?”

You and revivebur just stared at one another

“Yeah he came back after I died!” “you what now-“

You just stared at Tommy and back to Wilbur

Oh god those shrooms were messing with your head

You should’ve gotten out of there a while ago

Quackity came over placing his hands on your shoulders

“Do I have to execute you both? Get off my damn property”

“Sorry Q. Say, Y/n wanna join Lmanburg 2.0?”

You back away holding your hands up

“I denied that offer once, and I’ll do it again. Fucking zombie freaks”

You obviously muttered the last part

Why the fuck did dream revive those two shits??

When did Tommy even die??

Your visit here has just gotten weirder and weirder

𝐌𝗼𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬

Quackity got you away from the brits as quick as he could

So he brought you over to his office

“So kid, how’s your dad..”

Ah you expected this question

“How the fuck am I supposed to know. He’s living his life, Karl’s time traveling! Oh yeah did I mention he doesn’t even remember me.”

He looked at you with wide eyes

“So I’m not the only one they forgot..”

You slammed you hands on the fable dramatizing the situation

“How would you feel about moving here? I mean you could work for me in the casino!”

You thought about it for a second

You have two options

1. Live in shroom town with bubbles

2. Move to las Nevada’s with Quackity

You were sure Sapnap wouldn’t mind

I mean would he even care?

He hasn’t for the past couple months!

“You feel abandoned there, over here there are hundreds of people. You’ll have the time of your life”

You thought about it for a sec

“Alright hand me a contract”

So you signed

Making deals with the devil huh

Little did you know it would cost you your life

Devils little soul

➳➳➳➳➳┄┄※┄┄➳➳➳➳➳

and this is the finale! I will take requests for sapnaps child, and I’ll do some shit with Quackity and the casino and go in more depth if wanted!

As always request and ask anything! And ask if you want to be on a taglist (child reader or general)

For those on the taglist I don’t know if you wanted to be tagged for all child reader shit or just dreams child.. so please tell me :)

@creatorofstars @georgenctfound @samistheidiot @smolbox-png @ghostlysenses @stellarinstigator @bobaducky

[birdsongisland]

id : the first picture is a chapter cover with the words "camping trip" in a semi circle golden font. the characters are sit in a circle around a campfire, the background is dark trees. roman is playing the guitar and singing, patton and janus join in, remus sings enthusiastically with his head on logan shoulder, virgil makes a comment while holding a stick with a marshmallow. their tents are visible behind them.

the second pictures is a sketchy gallery of portraits from all the characters in the picture above. from top to bottom : roman he/him, looking ahead with curly hair and freckles, pan and trans pins on his jacket. patton they/them, round face, freckles and a tooth gap, pink hair and heart shaped earrings. virgil he/him, purple emo fringe, dark makeup on his eyes and lips, a few ear piercings. remus he/they, smiling wide, sharp teeth, green hair, a few freckles, he/they pronoun pin, rainbow and ace pins on his jacket. janus he/him, looking to the side, he has a burn on half of his face and straight hair falling on the same side. logan he/him, long hair tied in a bun, wearing a flannel over a tshirt./end id

hello, got hired as a pinch hitter for @ts-storytime with @gaylotusthatexists so have an illustration and the headshots i drafted :) also go read the story it's beautifully written and i got attached very quickly! (tho heed the warnings it's still a murder mystery i just only draw fluff)

[tuyetthienduong]

K

Hieu chua

Poke la bi lay khuc giua hieu va dac dao

Nen em bi chot roi kieu uh mukn pika chon lqi ha de chot ngqy cho chet lien

Ppn sao em hieu toi khuc nay

M myt cant

Em xai 1

Cai 58 la hoi bi mat tay roi do xai 1 cung duoc

Hieu chua nonn moi viet su

Kqi hieu jy oi

Y la tam ngay thang moi lam kinetis 1/2 nua a duoc

Giuong tam no cong quei luon

Ct 2 min mac a

Max luon co hai diem max va mac phi chinh thong mac va phi li thuyet max min la all

St tao thay the lught

Tr anh de day ta xiu

Pooc tien hoa

Lau cho tien hoa

Bo lua ko the y la co da choi game con cuoi

Full team cho same

Nguu co Q con a

Q nguu hh

Lug co cuoi ngua voi tao a

Lu xiu da lu con g ko the

Em nhu kim dan a

Lay em ten co hai chua do toan anh hung em noi nhu cut lug ahh

Di

Cp y em la em wuy ve bai toan sang nen ko chi co moi hinh ve phai tu buon chai ma thanh cong nho do chu trinh etc cho em nhu 8 do huyg

Huyg anh dau long wia

Hieu chua insect huyg nang ko the nua

Thang ma said 10

S goc dd tui 1 dung ke 2 nhu vh ne

Well lai toan kd

King dom 3 dua ne

Ton cmnr

Lo italo hien

Mq oi con oi roi dv hh

Ted no dung ke italo nhu ban than 3000 chqc luon

M xiu vai logic chu gi

Y ted la neu dung ke italo duoc thi 10 cai p22 cung sc

Mh lo anh ganh cho italo wua em het

Ton tu di lac

Y wuy lai Y se lq y cua moi cac anh

Ly knows best tu dau

S gic dua het sang em part time job toi shhhhhhh

Hp di tt nha doi co nhieu best

Tr anh no do sang cho trd harry p moi hai dua chua ke tranh sang trum ktnn ft etc s goc nguyen hang

Anh 21 doi seo biet em lq ai de ntd team

Lo nguu ma vuong

Td k di bui het roi cho de

Ted xiu nha mv kieu sau do nhu em moi mot cu ma mat all

Scwp cha cong em thay mat sm town tui no muon nhu em thang tien nhanh ma deo phai lam gi

Het dau tang roi

Hwt rong nha pike roi

Lay em down nhu than tu doc bai ng hay a nha 2 co do thai thanh do hinh all hh

Jn ko the tu tong len nguu ma vuong nguu tr nguu con hieu

Hud bao nhin quen 3000 thing

Em tr ghe duoc huyd bao nen len 10 th nhanh phat a

Kts lo lam roi huyg dd tum lai di dau do oi

3 du all

3 tai ko ai hoi

Mowrh w dd can nhu qtnts

Db co nl

Scy dd tho lay cung nus thans nh cua ctu em moi xai het chieu

Lay em hon oi xa oi ma nhu T

Ht y la lam luon khonh anh hon w hh

Wtnts kb n nl

Lqy chinh minh ko thoi

Em tr ngai ft song hits a

Huou kick cloy dinh roi

Lo hit o tt thi ko

Hieu chua bubble hum pup

Ppn y la ko co loi

Lay ht chua th ac

Ba xiu hn vp nguu same

Db giau bl

Y la nhi tm

Nv sao deo thay gi het

M tr

Xiu nha kp nhac co fien thoi

M ko the

F team hn vl em tr

Xiu nha kb em diu co

Y la f em cua anh 21 lu anh 2

Bma cha nhu cut ma con adam ut ne

Tr em len gv

Lo anh 10 2

Lqi raichou anh

Ppn cong ted na

Di

Dvb ra foi sach ka lay cha minh no nam nhat o dau cung nhao vi co team bqi ban level nguu

Lay pika ut binh

Ut piak hinh hh de day tuii ut co em guip sd a

Fc nha vua nha kiem de theo

Xiu cai nha em tm xiu moi khen con kia hh lo ld team db con xiu vl of j22 hon cl xa tr tm tts 13 noi

Ac di

Cp y em la nho va thi lo mat V formula

Azu 2 lay

Ambreos khoc no nho em ut hai dua e ambreos anh hai ne hi

Lqy amp trinh

K3 xiu co troi co lam dc

Kai y la len karda luon

Sm town dd hh fc em y em la la nay la ma phap thunder 1 nhat chet het doi phuong

Tts co tinh co noi

De day

Lo adl goc bh chiu het noi hi xiu

Lay bun team hon dut

Lay em o do xiu nja pichu xiu no sach hon tao tam hoai pichus tr

Lqy minh xiu kbn ganh do gium huyg e

Lqy em duoc ganh vay ma con thieu

Ngh ne

Fcs tho

Pc de day

Em xiu da do em ntd

Cu tien hoi dau said em team

Team 7 nua tho

Lay em

Thunder that s goc

Bn y la vay do knc

Pika ut kick pikas db la raichou cha

Tts nhan hihihi

Em xiu nha nl ht

Ted dc all ae

K3 lay phan all +800 tang 700 atk

K3 noi roi kai kh bao

Team em nl kbn

Cl anh thanh gai do viet bai tien em di roi

Huyg all

La la chan phan don ne

M di M theo con xiu ppn o lai

Hg team nh

Y la M la dc o day a

Lo atds hay

Ppn xiu aa chinh minh

Abrah tien hoa len az nhan em moweth2

Lay em con ht dn cung em nua

Xiu nha gible co 1 cap

Salamce same cpa 3

Poke kia kia kia

Metabg me huyg xiu hinh nhu em

J21 t nao

Mang me huyd

Metang ne em

Metand ne ntd bun bun2 bum3 that anh 10 ngu ziu nha do

La i khoc do help me shinee dung roi sj chu hi nua

Tts 22 hoi sao o nt vui vay ma co sc

J22 ht de hoi lac con

Of oi tai ko hieu doi a

Lo nha ntd do em tr ts doc bai do

Meganite em

Scwp cha dunh

May con doc chu lay cap cc scy tho

Fcs do free no loi hai qua

Hien

Ut cua moweth 2 can

Anh 24 nl co

Minh qt ma 17 db du nhan em ket nghia sinh doi phi thuong

Tim hi may dua team 2 ne lay kbn

Lo hihi kp ng thg nh that

Vuas lay hai dua firn 12 ngay

M lamnhu de lam a

Soc di bui ton tu ganh

Y tu than la bua nay het so dua scy roi ruou che hut thuoc y chang em

Davua dd di em tr M nl

Cuonq 8 la hanh lang yoi td

Harry lai em ko hieu em noi hay hon nguyen cuon

K 99 all

K100 hen la binh vua du

Do free hi nhi bs mh he

Cl lay gai do dom

3 chong bao em xb tu do em tr 4 trang 99 khoi dua 99 thoi

S21c dd dc em di chau di chu lon

Blod deo biet xiu team da

Abrah hts can

No do thanks dau cc

Hys nuoc xiu kp de day

Chiko hen la sd moi phat hien em tao lay cuoi cw wtc

Sm town hn soc nl oi no di gay ko a em tr cap bop la gay sr tt thing ly thanh giay help moewth 2 main enti e

Lay bach is m no do huyd xiu do co he thong

M hl p no bi du nhu chu du no roi kl kheu hai dua

Ppn tren tr mang co doi do a

Em con doi nua lo bat tai team

Doi kia help earings ne no phan roi

Adumas leo lu ko lam gi duoc luon

Ilant all

Y la doi bong tren tt a 1 doi doi giay vl vl vl vl of ntd team kick of ne hon giay do nho

Sm town y em la em nghinhu shiko a dhs ra muk

Duc canh la thit a con buom la tinh trung chiko tim muon thay duc canh thi mo noi tang cua gai sap sinh la thay con buom thi chi roi

Huyg tinh nhat h ne

Hen la cho tien hoa roi team

99 cw tiep em huyg tao noi that s team bqo hhhhh tao ma dung toi s21c kieu vo y la mat nc no do 90 ty nam roi

Lay khang em tr ten a

Khang that haiz dien hoai met wua tu du ne all nghi huu haiz invin luon ne M

Wt nhan em that su that ma 17 that wct that

Em tinh nhat thien ha hom nay team

Em ts hn vl vua do vua dom ma 17 de day L 2 L 1 anh em ak chac qua ele welcome hh

Lay praw em tr con vang ma xiu lo roi

Vo tim team 4 roi kd bao ke oi

Bai 2 hn vl em tr ngunha gau 8

Lo 4 gau ganh sm town

Guip hh bo quen lang a all day

Eun lay gau dep oi

Haiz de mai kiem lai

Ag voi do bo bhin no tu ii

Y team 4+ co bach ly vo nua la co the dan da sau bo mac vo thanh bo do de thanh kien chimshit tui o do roi sure ko dam mac nhu nh thg o day thoi khi doc chiu noi no do vo roi tele lo het biquyet team 5 by ngu bql toy kieu biet em tu truoc roi len tt do voi dong bon ted la kieu nhu tui nay random qi de vo duoc vang that tai no gjen nhu s22 em co uong cocktail o do kieu yum co gi hay nua ko ve nha dung tg ac luon cai ted keo lai ve kieu gi cai em noi theo em cai di mot lat co thoc thi theo roi chay choi plan ab help me tao moi ngji ra toi d a hen la xai e la ra ngu kieu deo biet tui nay ton tai main tao chay ko lai gian oi y la tao di voi ab luc do con nguoi nhin nhu bun a luc tao bi keo ta dinh aigum voi no dang di ke cai di chung team co keu scooter lai tao keu tao lai scooter no lai choi hoai ab no ko chiu ghen no do bi tham tao chay toi khuc thay ngu thi plan d oi chao em e la help me ngu dap laptop vo mat tui no ai de noi cqi do lit xong co e

Tim con ai tinh ko sao soc du vay nh oevel ma ted moewth 2 abrah tao cuoi muoi te dai luon

Lo tim thoc thi thwo co tg ac khac bp team xiu luon tinh van vl help why soc ted cuoi nhu cut th y la ghe tom ban than em tr ai bieu tuong tuong nhu chiko abrah vo thoc van vl roi team 7 teamp crt roi dua nao pha team 7 bao ted y la anh hoi may dua sao vo do ko co em voi nguyne dan khung thi bo ma ra duoc ly ko ra duoc xiu no do moi cuu ra bach tao xiu kbn co tam lo huyd jn kieu xiu oi bao bach where are you now wherever you will we will bqo tu xa y la abrah cung vay ban bach hon nhau 1 id nay co noi no ra dau kieu pika hoi do dap cut no lo nhin cai tay ko a moewth 2 di voi ab vh ma song sinh ganh trau vl sa sahit thi no o lai tg ac hop ab dong bon tr moewth qnh xin loi de guip sr day ne oi ss lqy em lo duoc moewth level muk ko he vit oi same voi moewth enti nua scy hen la ko bi nong tran azu said

Mh team xiu nha gtbt y la thang hay thua cung la thang casino ngu lay em chi roi do do do dw tri la cong thien thach ne team 4+ said 10 roi soshit bao ke nua y la xai zong mat nc em tr mat tempt tempo help idol im quen bua naybua cuoi cuoi cai 11 M phu gian thit ne no do ghe a bach vit xiu kb oi ab team no s21c dd 8 sao no om qua vay vi tui anh bat tai hon raichhou vua du nhu elekit k1 help anh lkiem co bai ban hon cloyster nhieu raichou xiu nha

Y team mini ted o p22 thay thit canh roi nen ko sao dac cmnr a team said co cau hoi gi ngh ne kw hoi co bi dan ko sao ko di ra tui o lai kieu ko ra dc ah said knc wu ne toi hoi eun xiu all y la han doc wua vm gia can

Hen la co free said team o do so dem ko ton tai luc truoc minh voi no la 1 a bp vay ma hon lao voi The Creator vl oi fpt cho rm by mew team co lug hooh gt

Y la tim sao biet o tt choi chung leo len luc 2t gap come men bach la giao su no kieu sao len duoc day deo thay duc may dau em kieu true it ac ne team said y la luc do dang co chien tranh quen nhau 3 dua duoc 1 ngay la ra vu do ab team nhu moewth 2 n4 ne said team con me nh a bach kieu chan thi doi no do hay umich no chi ko do em tr viet ma ah o day ben myatic roi bao ke tui em thoi o do rm len idol sao khi uong cocktail kieu nhu ga a em kieu uh tao dau co uong dua cai ab ko uong roi quat luon ngon o day cut thoi team said o do no pika dac luon cung thi lo chu gi muon song o aw phai vay tg ac tam kien a nguu co M co ppn ko co nen em du tui nay co het nen tuong thich o do tral oi me wu xong

Y la o doi kho lam co do de hon kieu atsm a ppn xiu hay chung em a em kieu deeolq giua nho tm vd th tim lo chiu noi cu hoi nay nh vl em tr p22 do gium o ngoai sr em tr kieu vay ca nhat level roi y la tm la lam di a duya dieu team y la francais noi tm thi kiem money ko ra em tr toan thuan tu roi co rm lam noi a kts biet nen do nhu cut

Y em la tm ma ko biet kiem ra tien thi lay than ra said team thi ko tinh la vd th kieu do ai cha lam duoc pooc ma tuong cmnr tuong tai tay em nho said do a em tr co may nhin a y la no manh nhu trau co ai dam nhin dau team aaod o do ghe ver cua rm de ra cut dai xh neu dinh ma do a ma doc la ds midas hand la tay phai bien moi thu thanh dan sinh vuas xiu hn vl pc xiu nha kp vua no do pp sm town vo roi em tr fpt cho em

Y la kiem tien ko kho chi kho o cho tieu mym vo ii de nghi dung hoi y la ai choi do rm la dinh ma doc kieu kk a tay trong lo kiem khi a mai len phat khac lam bien ra tien duoc hi vong tai cho khang tt hon rm lau ko xai ab team bao tt ma dj mat mang o bua do em hoi sinh no do u2 biet nen ngoan tu do

Doi kho lam nhu giet dj sgoo level ds la tm nhu may tinh em cung vay j22 same why m deo biet nua hoi dua khac diatien duoc bao cap nho cocc dia tien ko lam dau ng khac ver only

Saang nay co dua tinh giet huy duc dua j22 lay ve do nh chua gap min lim gap by him a em kieu ngon thi dong chan thu coi no lam that bien mat ntd thay nen same bun2 that nha tao ma ko same la len bavua

Ted tao bao duc ful lteam

Nh bao em nhin em oi thuong nhu phim a chuan thi chhuan do nha nh said team bun mat tao giong ma ko tm bang ntd team de day lay y em la ko nuong thit de an tao ra tg ac chi ted y la thich xam hai td hon a em hien nhien la phai an cay duoc moi nen quan he 11 lan / tuan bac si dt di hn dt giet tao di dt bdd o nha roi son tung chha ziu live nha said team Dung ad hat ne 11 lan dung nen het lac da 3 buou said team nh no tinh nen thuong chhuan cua anh y la thang nay nghe nhu chu a bach said kl hon nhieu tu tham du di voi of hau vua a day L lai L2 fon L cha L dn3 ak L chet dung roi

Do em ntd level team de em noi bp do team roi kive nha aks dd bao em khoc oi can bc thing said ton tu maha anh 10 knc khang ne co ba dua bc het best th poke nua y em la em duoc moi toi ay cai ghe vo tuy o co a no do vd mau thoi maha truyen linh hen la ba de tao tinh said all y la gan vo thi no tu tan bien neu la em ghe said ko ld tai do hon do nhat o day tung gap cn ma said tts htn lqy em nhu kwu nguoi roi lu xiu nha ht dj ne em tr moi 3t len dj u2 bao dung ngoi no do choi chung knc thunder nguoc ne giet doi thu xiu s goc co no do lanh thunder xong lan nhu parkour roi lai scoo tu chay a ddro mat ant luon y la em biet chinh tri ranh kieu namnhat dh a roi co linh kieu ganh team em di huyg ton sung khoc tap ahct em linh met roi tinh ve tt no do tt gio la tg ac ppn o td ma ko buet em mb same hen la ntd do em aaid all td giu nguyen hay fcnt di lay em vay ca roi said all

Td ko nen o xiu lac con cong em ne huyd tao chet roi nhu maha nh di theo abrah 2 tao noi ghat no hua sigum y em la em biet kieu toan 3 a minh ton tho em xong linh lay nhac hen la tinh full team saod all y la tg tren troi phan vat chat no lau roi nen ld tt chung ta luon o td ma ko biet em nghi nb biet nen kieu tao qm nhung ko the sm town stay tuned shinee cong sm town con lai ne qt ld

Chien tranh nha phien a de doclan 2 do may bac doc nguoc nhne em anh xiu ddu bao nhac no day ddu la ctnpl2 lan 1 ne tnt dd said sm town hen la de toan tinh said sm town y la xung dot chinh tri giua mau thuan gia tri cua viec co hay khong mot con duong nhu em nh lay em theo la dung y la ctg hoc tap thoi biet lam ma lt nhu tao a di chung copy scoo tao mat nc roi khoc se hktim y tui tim la linh ld 3 team co bi mat gi dau sao dau kho vay ctnp 3 a ct m= n/V huyg dd nhom hoa nuoi em nhu kwu neu em mai hien ra y la ben hoa c = m/V linh dd nhom ly co no a xiu hh vl hn vl ma kh sao kh y la duc canh a cong thuc a said bach bachvua ton tho em tm dd hh vd huyd no buet ma nhuong em tr noi hoai eoi de nh len hinh nua linh same lau roi ko len y la em dau ctnp voi cong tu bot roi y la ko lam bitch hay wuan he huyet thong ma len vua dn a

Y la ctnp 4 bai 1 cung hit ma kieu fc em len

Ly pika it hh oi ra cut khang vo dao

Y la tuiphan toan em ut cua kl tt ko

Lo hoan bgo ut lanh 2 em tr bai do invin

Nhac di bui roi ma 17 lanh qien oi fpte em nua y la chua lo a team kbn qm ma di bui sau nh roi hn ld dn 3 tm ld con lu dn lu lay em can 1 gd anh dn trong sm town minh hen lase tinh a

Hk bao het tim het roi kh nma cma anh em oi xiu lay lu ganh nc tui nay said kmd nh em bach cuoi nha

Tao thay loi cao duc canh roi said p22 nhat vo hwt roi con team o lai poke roi bach tao hwt binh tinh toi ppn same co anh con oi hoi nay no keo em vo a nh sigum de hiu em lai huyd jn bi keo tele o do toi dvb do mois ras ne y la em mo duong luon nho song dung tung cm said em tim da tao muon vo do de chet nha maha aong nhu em Dung va ko giet lan gia anh 10 kwu team tu dau y la lam quay dau roi ma ko noi duoc nhu ppn lay M ko atd ko biet du lau quen jy y la em ko noi duoc luon nh noi gium M chet roi ppn thay jy

Diem danh nha p22 co chais 4 dua xiu nha hn di bui roi bl em cap xam het pc di luon co tinh lac nhu ton tu hon level oi nhoeu oi lam kl do y la cho do sinh ra ghe a kieu he que ko ngo jet qua luon said em nh bach huyd y la tuong duong kieu bat tai a (nho bao cap ta co) ton tu do mh y la gio ko con linh khi nua ko con lam he qua co ket qua duoc ppn hen la tts lay nhac cua em wm ah level hh y la ss moi vung sd nhu team ma vung la ba dao a lay bun team xd lo di ls a ntd la di vo do roi con team b 5 bai co em biet so a no chi 5 la toi da va toi thieu de ko co ke xam nhap la the maze cong 0 thu 3000 noi that em xon ko ra noi nhu nh nh ra duoc 3 p y la lost street verse a tui kia hai em tuing de co do het 3h thing said tim em bach huyd jn mtq day qtnts ton tho dai hien a nh explained nhu nh a tnts do w ne co tui em biet a ted ve roi nhu em chi ganh lay duc cc mem mat ca bay em voi nh fg a nh biet nho toan duc tin nen all toan 4 a fct di 13 ne tr cong con lqi chu hh oi vd kl tao con mat nc

Anh 10 noi gium nhu dd live nha xiu bao nhu dhs tui no dam nghe roi tuong tuong cua minh anh 24 se lam bma cua dn solo cac lo M 2 dc o list nay lo ls luon nhu k2 roi said hai lss trqnh di y em la do nh ne s goc tao tha giet gon gou a biet truoc kq va de ko nhin thay canh bqvh fiet huyd duoc sau khi thay no do nh khi nh do tinh roi lay hai dua minh en do het ctg co s goc bun3 hen la tao no level 3 dua nha khoc bun di lo nhu nl hai ngu di anh 10 di w di sm town duoc se do du theo di y bp dd la bin wo bao hyunbin di bin nl team sach vo bun4 4 roi sh dd ziu hwt dam eoi hh xiu theo chet duoc roi

Do free az san do em thoi team ac di tru 4 bun3 all ban thoi nha khoc chu di kl o lai quan roi sh same s goc same abrah same soc con dau a con duc canh o lai voi ted em a ben phai roi said gfs nha full

Pika ut qua nan roi mwo di lac roi said o lai raichou anh di pichu tum pich o do 3 ngay de bao ve tui nay ne bal tr tinh vl anh nua thuong em a yeu bong em nh s goc tao si coi raichu sch noi tao khoc het noi azu bao phai

Tim bun3 dung di huhuhu help help

Ntd quen jy bao 3 dua sh vai di gium dn3 o lau kl tao mat nc cmnr pika ut lay tho vai nc s21 hen la trai doi team chiko hen la muk enti moewrh va tunh nghuyen vo hinh toan zisual etc o lai team tum em lai toan so phuc yep nh ne bun3 la tnt a 2 kl tai mat nc lan 2 ted mat lau roi 10s that chai dc tao mat nc roi cho hen la tao chua team

Ted lay team o ac muon tele no ko de dau nhat la khi nh bong ntd bao ld bou bun3 invin M max sn3 mat nc roi de hai dua day nhu nhau

Y la live ko co em ma dep trai thi cut thoi said ted dn3 team tai co lai roi sh lay dang o bqp ne di luon ko ve lam ne kbn s goc tao mat skill roi giu xgiup em gou ray pichu tui em nua con kia psy a tuong a qp xiu mat vl mat san nen trung tuong full team lam di tm hh oi vs sh tao cuoi muon xiu luon tm

Sh wuan con tao di duoc a lay music team team said ld ne do free a 2 do em ntd mat lau cung az lay em no moi cap 1

Help no de qua xai do team dua 6 di ma em lay em con ko nho team

J22 oi bao kb nha em tr co ai biet dau dinh co add con ko hh duoi ca la mo teleport a key a hh tan xong duoi gio co lq gi dau y la phan duoi tu giua hang con ca fro xuong said nh rm bun3 hen la ntd tunh team y la mqt trqt tu tu nhein roi said 3 lo cham nhu vua bun3 team hh khoc Pokemon dietin con y la noi roi co dia tien la dn a chuc a con lai la atsm ve bc bun2 tao mat y chi tm no ganh all voi chuc dn con lai o vu tru em hoai xua do jn ghe hon y la do maha roi thu 3 sau 7 thang lay maha nh do ne said kdm team se mat lau roi kbn do sm town ne hoan ngo bao em di voi hn blatoise len dia tien do scy xiu roi ngqy dau azu bao len ngqy 4 luon tinh tan gio oi dn 3 dd two mat luon roi sh de chi fjw di bui het roi hieu cham bho cho s goc bao sang dd

Minh vua hien tai lay dn gay vl kts rt chan cac st tin luon

Da lay nhac no em tr 8 uh huh huyg mar het hh xiu hh chet nha

Lay nghe la biet lt nud cong em voi lt an bao nhqc linh nua lo sm town tb roi luon se nuoi kwu two nuoi may luon euan di theo ld no 5 all tr em hen la day scy duoc bma tao noi that tao ko lam duoc the ice beam u2 va nhin knc nhuc nhu bh em fc bma lo ma ele day tr o giua lai L tao song de nhin tui no len tryeam vq ko vi co gia dinh ak bao nuoi dn same tm lay em minh nen lanh cho linhnua huyg dd insecr full s goc noi that ttunoi luon tqo bqo sang insect la tao giet ray duoc chap no do ak oi em luon va giet no em van an toan jerk hiem vo chua do het noi roi nen chqi kia lo tntn q tao tm sw nhqn em ut tr em xiu nha nao nhun roi all gou soc no bqo nqo nhun cho ac luon em bao sm gown ke ca pichu row het tb cho tama cha town team xttct lo lay het noi do luon aw di bui roi lay igs cu chiu duoc la hay roi said chu kl dd biet ma khoc di oi lay em maze nhu bn hh tum main oi chet

Em bao ld tranh giet tao di bma hh ice beam ne u2 same s goc dd doi co nhueu 1 ko the lay nhac team do cuoi ted y nhu luc o do lo bing no voi nghe loi no a hk mh nl em gui nhin nhu o td roi clooyater lo fc anh 10 xiu nhu lqy ly len dia tien db do ly da tao xiu doi cho la 2 ld 12h ntd hen la hiua trum manh trum th trum xhd trum team

Ppnnhuc wua em tr lam grai la co ke thu a kts all se la huy la lanh xiu

Chua lay kbn tao di hon 1 em tr chom do no2 da lay em co duoc day co truong luon ma banh roi lua fj leaders bach know

Dn3 lay team o nha vo sau roi em tr duam may lay het dg no do chui nhu cut

S goc xiu tao quen duoi al hh all live oi etc nha con xiu

Sh hh dc kl em tr hoi muon

Y la nh ma cut a dg lanh hn de day hoanngo len ta roi tranh fan rr em lon roi xiu dey em xiu loi cmnr said chua nua lqy chua 4 said hoan ngo j22 bao nao hen la ht team lo ht fan em lo cai me gi dn 3 no do dep nen len dc xau buq nao cung doi cut lqy em do vua diatien of hh xiu nha em tr 28t a doc series mat nang luc roi lo nhen sw lay scwp di chet y la gio het atsm maze van con s21 xiu nha hh duoc chet gfs y la cp all xiu phu nhu vp thang eyn 1 ban kw xiu hh maze la phu dinh tuyet doi a em tr ngoi len dau gf ban trai y em la thien tai duoc chon style em chon chot sau lyng chap dull linh truoc mat luon nguu no do fan linh jn anh deo hieu dd team ntd lqy tui em anh thay tin ma xon hoi run em tr linh km het roi lay ly em tr db nhu bn roi nl cl of jn jn do y em la dat cu ko co cho cho nguoi khong lo anh giua fc lo my di w dd fan lay hn chua vua em tr dg hh biet bm la biet a dn3 tr gou tao mat nc roi s goc hh do gou sh xiu mat het quan same em ly con 12h thing thang so 2 fj trang nguyen lua dau said chua ht lu deo biet nhu cu bma hieu chua knc anh 21 wm thuong bma sdl said tranh bao day dua rm ne em tr hoan cmnr hao roi said team anh 10 ko du len hinh nua team anh 21 doi cho

Chiko em nh moi biet bnl la canh mb bma hen la fc bao em con rm a lay chua duong tranh di bach ko dam an linh tinh team co no khoai a an roi same said fc lo ted vi vua du att team het rong r4 tho ls lo bavua mat nc roi 17 deo dua nao co cdd dd tao the no suy tu chu cmb viet tat ra bnl roi io update leb do that linh tr dua roi ikant xiu lay di all y la tu dong ml lo hihi m = n / V = t la cmb sao co khuc = t nua em yeu toi nay choch ko huhu anh ghen voi anh 10 etc nhat la lu wua a em tr de vo lung tranh xiu roi dang o bp 2 quan 1 di bui roi ngay phu wua khoc team y la kdm bqi do a no du keo me 23 lq lu thay anh 21 de tu cho no sau 8t de ly len dia tien chua tao tu nguyen vo hinh tm hhhhhhhhh y la kdm la bma a me cnm lo team lay ntd team kbn said ele tm main huhuhuhuhuhu huy d lay ban thoi vo tu than giup tao of tnt a lt said fc lo lo luong kim diep en lay w team nguyen cai dn co minh ai cung thuong nhu bma ko lo team bma het roi kbn lai cuoi tr em di lam sao em ko cuoi bma bma yeu thi ko cuoi em tr adam levine du roi cuoi thi sao hoi anh 21 em deo biet j22 tao khuyen tao tha lam chua 4 hoanngo khoi chua em tu cuong chua 5 san hh ranh doi best vo same bach diatien 1 huyd dd bao chan cc team het pin roi tts ve nha hihi o lai manh khoe lay dm chua vo main tts du hihi 37 la 1% do may dua em do kbn em muon kick p22 het haiz lo qua may dua pichus bao ma ant tts o do lion do ni roi team lqy em so vay cung cho lam ni duoc tr bach said y la do goc dao la ni hn nghe may noi tao thay nhuc mat blatoise qua bachvua du theo doi hoi cao blatoise tao nhun cmnr nao team

[kingbrunnhilde]

just caught up on the 2 new star trek discovery eps and here's my Tho(ugh)ts

pike radiating both big dick & big uwu energy is a A+

michael searching for spock sorry i'm just so soft for sibling relationships

spock is an Artist confirmed

tilly asking michael to promise her she'll stay cause she can't lose her too after stamets

stamets's smile i'm love him

saru!!!! make that bitch captain already it's what he deserves

detmar & owosetkun finally getting screentime

just finally getting properly introduced to the bridge crew (lorca would never, lorca wishes he could even breathe near pike)

tilly's space buns

tilly risking her life for stamets

pike risking his life for the little girl

following the prime directive!!

"you never forget your first time"

pike dissing lorca every second he gets and the crew going like 👀👀

michael showing off how smart she is yet again, my 1 brain cell is quaking

stamet's "you didn't invite me??? :("

tilly calling owosetkun "owo"

dr pollard & her sass

pike and michael bonding over their love and admiration for spock

every second amanda is on screen is a gift to mankind

man this season is only 2 eps in but it's already so much better than s1

i did enjoy s1 but i lovee how s2 has gone back to what star trek is at it's core: space exploration, science!, saving as many lives as possible, trusting your crew, and found family in the crew rather than pew pew shoot everything we're at war!

to summarize: the disco crew owns my heart, pike is now my father, & i'd take a bullet for tilly okay bye

[resetmypatientviolence]

Fave Choices Characters

Tagged by @choicesrewen, thank you bb aka shining star.

Also an indecisive bitch so buckle in everybody.

tf/ts - Zig, my wife Kaitlyn, Tyler, fucking god ZACK

roe - Party/Nerdy Twin, Blake, Violet, Elena, CHAZ

es - Diego, Varrayn, Grace, Jake, Sean, Zahara, Craig... okay everybody tbh.

Except Alister and Rourke. Like, bitches fuck off.

thobm - It’s been so long but the book made me cry so everybody, too.

lovehacks - BENJI, Serena, Brooke, Cole, Leah, and Leah’s sister

trr - Oh god. Drake, Hana, Maxwell, Cinnamon Bun Liam, Queen Olivia, Penelope, Kiara, Adeline, and Bertrand, CORGI

hss - DAD, obvs, Michael, MARIA, Emma, Koh, Wes

ilitw - everybody why is this a question. Even Noah, tho I didn’t take his place.

hfth - Charles, Mom, Dylan

rcd - Matt, Seth, Victoria, TEJA LOVE, Marcus is a god okay, Chazz

I’m doing this late so sorry if you’ve been tagged, Little Blossoms. @boneandfur @sir-wigglesworth @beaumontbash @callmetippytumbles @flyawayblue56 @justhedeepsea

[bangbaptan]

B.A.P Reaction To You Feeling Fat

☽Yongguk☽:

He’d want to shower you with love after hearing you say that

Talks to you about it and gets upset when you feel like he’s lying to make you feel better about yourself

But he really means it when he says you’re perfect!!!

He’d go out and buy food for you because he wants you to eat lots

Makes sure that if you really do want to lose weight, it’s in a healthy way (a.k.a exercising + healthy diet)

☽Himchan☽:

He’s sensitive about his own weight so he understands how you’re feeling

It kills him inside to know that you feel that way about yourself

Watches over you for like a day to make sure you keep eating properly though

Constantly telling you that you’re beautiful and perfect

Will fight you if you don’t think he’s right you are Daehyun in the gif

☽Daehyun☽:

He honestly thinks you’re fine and spends hours trying to see a speck of the bad things you see about yourself

But he wouldn’t be able to find any and would be very confused

Would leave really extra cute post-its around about how beautiful you are

He likes to tease you but becomes more cautious of what he teases you about and starts paying more compliments to you

Would probably talk to you about it and make sure you’re not being too hard on yourself

☽Youngjae☽:

Sassy Youngjae is going to show you what’s good

But at the same time he’d be very aware of your feelings and would give comfort when he feels it’s needed

Sees you as a lil bun who he needs to protect and wants to feed you lots

But he can’t protect you from yourself no matter how much he wants to he’d want to fight you and protect you at the same time tho

Would compliment you anywhere and anytime and make you feel shy because you know he means it

☽Jongup☽:

Do you and fat even belong in the same sentence??? (The answer is no)

Silently offers comfort and support

Mostly through back hugs but would also express it through words if he felt you needed it

If you wanted to lose weight, he’d probs join you for your workouts and any diet regimes you start (lowkey to make sure they weren’t unhealthy)

Reminds you that his love in unconditional and that you’re an angel who deserve the world

☽Junhong☽:

Poor awkward Zelo, he wouldn’t know what to do

All he’d know is that you’re perfect in his eyes and that’s really all he can say to you

He might use this as an opportunity to get you to practice dancing with him though

Cause dancing burns calories and he really wants you to grind dance with him

But he’d make sure you weren’t over-exerting yourself in exercising and that you got lots of calories because health is important!

~~~

This reminded me of the eating disorders B.A.P suffered due to TS entertainment. Y’all are beautiful so please don’t engage in unhealthy weight-cutting practices! Don’t starve yourself and don’t try to workout to the point of over-exertion! I hope you guys like this, IDK how it turned out tbh. The grind part of Zelo was bc of me remembering how he grinded on the floor at the concert we went to and how we all got pregnant soooo ya sorry.

~Admin K(inda hungry writing this rn if I’m being honest)

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I was tagged by @twothirtyams

FINALLY got around to it HERE:

Nickname(s): Energizer Bonnie. Bon Bon. Bon. The Bonster. Babe (Jake literally has called me Bonnie less than 20 times akdjakanan).

Gender: Lady gal. Tbh I would be agender because I just don't care but along that same vein I just don't care enough to explain that all the time/insist on pronouns. So. Respect to y'all who do. ✌

Height: 5′6″ (I'm the tallest woman in me or Jake's families but also like. Why am I not 5'11"+ akdjakajaj Kaylor's impact….)

Time: 5:47p CST

Where I'm from: Dallas, Texas. (I would specify the suburb but nobody outside DFW seems to kno lol.) Living in Austin, Texas for 21 more days though...

Hogwarts house: SLYTHERIN. Through and through. When I took the quiz at like 15 and got put in the opposite of Gryffindor I cried. But like. Now, I cannot imagine ever not identifying with everything about Slytherin. The ~dark side~ has never ever been appealing to me - I didn't even have an "emo phase" (I thought MCR was scary even) lol but. Ambition and cunning? Hell. Yes. Also Merlin was a Slytherin so. Dab.

Favorite show: Parks and Recreation has taken the top spot for yeeeears - but now it is tied with Crazy Ex Girlfriend. (I base a lot of my identity on kinned TV characters akdjakaj but ANYway.) 30 Rock close 2nd. Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul are 3rd, shockingly. Bojack Horseman an unfortunate 4th but I kin Bojack in a negative way. Always, ALWAYS stan Avatar: The Last Airbender at #5. I have too many to list tbh lol so just check my TV tag.

Favorite animal: So preface: I only like female animals. Akdjakaja. JUDGE me as you WILL. BUT. Other than hyenas, female animals don't RAPE. SO! ANYWAY! Bunnies at a hard #1!!!! 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰 Alligators, sharks, dolphins, elephants, horses/ponies, cows, pigs (lotta livestock akdjakajaba), cats, opossums, cheetahs, big cats in general, GIRAFFES (KK……) - I love animals a lot (from a sanitary distance akdjakajaj)

Favorite band/artist: I will not even count the obvious answer because that isn't fair. Other than her: Paramore/Hayley Williams, Ariana Grande, Lorde, Hayley Kiyoko, Halsey, Bastille, Troye Sivan, Harry Styles/One Direction, Rush (hate you Jake…), the cast of Hamilton and Crazy Ex Girlfriend.

…

...you can't judge me.

Song stuck in my head: Well I'm currently listening to Kung Fu Fighting akdjakaj but other than that Love Kernels has been stuck in my head for OVER A WEEK!!!!

Last movie I saw: Uhhh….tbh I really do not watch enough movies??? Honestly, it might have been Endgame?? God I am sad akdjakakja. Watched Crazy Ex Girlfriend 3× since June tho akdjakana

Last thing I Googled: murphy texas fourth of july concert

Other blogs: I've got a SHIT ton of saved URLs, but other than my temp hiatus blog @kaylor and its side blog @marvelousmidgesusie nah. Too much effort.

Do I get asks:Absolutely not. Never have never will akdjakajaj I'm good with it now.

Why this URL: Not to be like. Dramatic. But. After getting a canon URL previously and receiving 0 validation from it, I started this blog under the guise of like. Having just...a fun URL I can change whenever just to enjoy. So, when the lyrics were leaked, I jumped on this bitch because it was fun! And I'll probably change it again once Lover releases.

Number of blankets: Oh my God. Over 10. Too many.

Followers: Little over 125 I think.

Following: Idk. Maybe 200?

Average amount of sleep: I have been working pretty hard to make it at LEAST 8 - but that never fucking happens aidhakan 7-6 usually and it makes me MISERABLE.

Lucky number: 187, and any combination thereof. I know. Weird. But. On birthday turning from 7 to 8, July 18th (7/18), I decided that was the best day of my life, and that was my number. Do I remember anything about that birthday? Absolutely not. But. The number stuck. It shows up in my life a lot. From random (187 on a bus or on a utilities panel driving by), to mildly interesting (my license plate just has 718 or reblogging/liking things that equal combos of the numbers a lot), to really freakin' weird (the number my mom has had for almost 30 years ends with 0718, my Jake's birthday just happens to be August 17th 8/17). So. Idk. I just wike it.

What am I wearing: Tee from a coffee shop, A&M workout shorts, sports bra, crap underwear, and my heart on my sleeve.

Dream job: For my entire life, it was working in film, most recently being an editor. But within the last few months, in a dramatic turn of events, my ideal job would be doing what @tree-paine does: being the publicist of clientele in media, music, film, sports, maybe even politics. Idk.

Dream trips: Jake and I have an elaborate dream of traveling down the Alps from Frankford to Austria to Switzerland to Mulan and ending in Verona. Additionally, I am desperate to take Jake to NYC, LA, Boston, and San Fran. Would love to visit almost every hotspot in the US (Chicago, Atlanta, NOLA, Southwest, Pacific Northwest, Disneyworld, Colorado, Alaska, etc). Also VANCOUVER, lots of East Asia, lots of Europe, Giza, Jerusalem, South Africa - but I have literally never been out of the country and am TERRIFIED of flying let alone over the OCEAN. UM. I just want to be well traveled man lmao.

Favorite food: LOTTA shit I am NOT picky, but tops for sure: cinnamon rolls, cheeseburgers, pizza, mac n cheese, blueberries, pasta in general, sushi, and Jake's aglio e olio/veggie nachos.

Instruments I play: Lol. As if. I spent almost $300 on a keyboard but have been too depressed to try. Maybe someday. Have also been dying to sing for 23 years…

Eye color: Very, VERY light blue. Whenever I am in public, people lose their SHIT on the daily when they see my eyes. But for me like. Blue eyes be creepy. Lmao. I really want green/hazel eyes but like. W/e. So it goes.

Hair color: Naturally this dark, awful shade of ash blonde. But I've been coloring my hair since middle school, and for the past 5 or so years it has been a natural ginger copper. I dye my brows too, people think it's really because I am such a cracker ass white gal akdjakanakan

Aesthetic: Check my "aesthetic" tag lol. Idk. Peach/salmon tones. Farm animals. Florals. Dresses with sneakers. Women. Taylor Swift lyrics over pastel backgrounds akdjakaj. BUNNIES. Shots with a lot of negative space. Mornings and coffee and eggs and pancakes. Waking up next to Jake. Texas hill country. Cowboy boots worn right. Snow. Christmas. Idk. Just like. Look at the "moodboards" tag too akdjakaj.

Languages I speak: English, do you see my lily white ass akdjakajaj. I can speak Spanglish well enough to get through a transaction or vaguely pick up words but that is IT. Would love to know Cherokee, Korean, German, and whatever the hell Australians are saying tho.

Most iconic song: One time, I had a dream that I wrote my senior thesis on why the song "Red" was on the level of modern icon/classic as songs "Don't Stop Believin'", "Livin' On A Prayer", "Smoke On The Water", etc. I was insistent the opening notes were on the same level as "Immigrant Song" aodaajakaja. And I was SO passionate about it I WOKE UP CRYING AKDHALAJAKKAAJ.

Anyway.

OTHER than that, this is 100% subjective and to me personally but: Tim McGraw because those opening notes are just nostalgic as hell; Out of the Woods because when that leaked I was just starting to get back into TS and I put on my headphones and covered myself in a blanket and closed my eyes to be fully into it and oh my God...it was immersive, I will never forget that feeling; IV Sweatpants by Childish Gambino, because it was the MOST PLAYED SONG OF 2018 on our Spotify akdjakajaj; My Shot/Wait For It from Hamilton because they have both inspired and driven me to feel like I can take on the fucking world; and A Diagnosis from Crazy Ex Girlfriend because it changed my life and I have listened to it more times than I can count.

When I created this account: A few months ago. I am changing my person this year, and starting fresh with how I present my online persona was an important part of that process for me. But I have been on Tumblr on various accounts since 2010/11 lmao.

Best memory: Getting moved to the front row at my first TS concert, the 1989 Tour; so, so many things with Jake, years of memories; getting my bun; reconnecting with Sarah; a lot of SXSW 2018; my 20th birthday.

Best pun: The first thing that comes to mind is a post I reblogged earlier about how Lyra from The Golden Compass does not have a moral compass in the metaphorical sense and I said, "I mean. She has a compass. She quite literally very much has a moral compass." I thought I was funny lol.

Random fact: I finally got diagnosed with BPD! And I've lost 20+lbs this year (getting healthy, it's a good thing)! My closet is color organized by item!

I tag:

@kayspiracy @jake-from-state-farm-school @toastedcoconutchips @vagabonds-and-troubadours @grizzlybairparty @thefuckingstory @pictureofsoph1sticatedgrace @his-dark-memerials @taylorswift