#truuuue and that was me!

[blueberry-boyfriends]

God-fuckin’-dammit you’re sexy. You’ve got such a perfect little otter body, all slim and hairy and sinewy, the perfect size for manhandling. I’m 6’2” with my boots on, and beefy, so I don’t think it’d take much for me to push you around a bit.

I wanna come up behind you and push you up against a wall, one hand pressing on your shoulder and the other sliding between your legs and teasing you through your jeans.

How long you think it’d take before you’re soaking through all that denim? Damn shame, really, I’d have to pull them off you and toss ‘em in the laundry — and probably your shirt too for good measure.

It’d turn me on to see you ass naked while I’m still fully clothed. Don’t try and be bashful, though, you know I’m gonna make you move your hands and spread your legs for me. Wouldn’t even have to pull your arms away, I know you’ll do whatever daddy tells you to do, no matter how embarrassed you are.

I’d make you stroke yourself and finger your wet hole, all while watching my fat dick get hard under my jeans. You wouldn’t get to touch it yet; I’d make you jerk off buck naked, staring at my bulge until you came all over your fingers.

That’s when I’d unzip and let it bounce out, then pick you up shove you against the wall again before stretching out that hairy little hole and fucking you until you came again while I blow my load inside you.

I’d let you down, but just barely, because then I’d slide knuckle-deep inside you and thumb your dick while I fingerfuck you using my cum as lube. How many times you think I could make you cum before you have to tap out?

How am I just seeing this in my inbox now 😵‍💫😵‍💫 Jesus Christ this made me so wet so fast. It would not take me long to soak through my jeans, that’s for sure. How many times? Guess there’s only one way to find out…

[rosered-schneeweisschens-sis]

[saltedaltes]

While I’m here I figured I’d also do a Little c!Tommy art dump that I did for practice

So uh, enjoy!

[flowercrowngods]

Just stopped by to say you’re lovely 🥰

hdhdhd little ol’ me? 🥺🥹👉👈

you are most lovely yourself! 🤍🌷🥰 thank you for this sweet, sweet gesture, it really made me so happy 🥰🤍

[im-a-satanic-ritual]

I used to be like this and I want to be like this again.

Unfortunately I just have a tendency to dance in public places with absolutely no respect to the humiliating effect on my person, I just enjoy dancing I suppose. I watched too many musicals, inspired by Baloo in the Jungle Book when I was a kid basically.

[thatoneneuvichiliauthor]

Do you think Aventurine ever sees Ratio’s eyes and is briefly reminded of his home? Because I think Ratio is the only other character with his eye color separated into inner and outer rings like Aventurines. And even if they aren’t the same color as an Avgin’s eyes, Aventurine still thinks that Ratio’s colorful eyes might just be a sign of luck between them

Oh that's truuuue and I love it so much omg, thanks for sharing it with me! Also just imagine how flustered Ratio would be if at some point, Aventurine gets comfortable enough to confess how he feels about it! How moved and deeply honored he would be to know that when Aventurine looks at him, he sees his home.

[wosobronze]

stoppp those pre match photos reminded me of this instantly 😭 the way she continues to clown about with the kids is hilarious

https://www.alamy.com/england-players-ahead-of-the-uefa-womens-euro-2022-quarter-final-match-at-the-brighton-hove-community-stadium-picture-date-wednesday-july-20-2022-image475664593.html

omg so truuuue i love this pic so much

never change lucia, never change

[onesidedradiostatic]

Love how everyone here can agree on two things

Respecting the fuck out of Alastor's canon AroAce identity

That Vox is a pathetic loser attracted to said AroAce deer man who will never reciprocate his feelings for him

Makes me so happy that a good chunk of the fandom can agree on both of these things

TRUUUUE I'm glad there's so many people who agree with this interpretation of the ship, and it's BASICALLY canon anyways…

[hiraethminds]

on a lighter note disregarding my last ask

thank you for providing baseball content, i feel a lot of people turn him into yaoi fodder and ignore him

do u have any paper drawings? :]

hello againnn :D!! and honestly truuuue lmafo, I am #1 yaoi enjoyer trust!!!! but throwing baseball into situations is a lot more fun for me. I find him incredibly relatable we are #girlfailures

this is my latest paper drawing sorugh oj we smoked ur girlboyfriend

[impishjesters]

Not a date, okay maybe a date

warning(s): absolutely nothing, pure teeth rotting goodness A/N: This is dedicated to someone who made me realize tsundere Zooble was an amazing idea and I had to write something for it. I hope you like it! 💖

The two of you aren’t dating but you might as well be. Zooble can complain all they want that they don’t like you like that but none of you are blind. They complain but let you get away with just about anything when it involves them.

“Oh, are you guys not joining us?” Ragatha asked.

“Not today, sorry. Zooble and I have plans to go to the lake!” You took Zooble’s hand in yours, giving them a gentle pull from the crowd.

“What? Who said I—”

Zooble’s confused stuttering was ignored as you continued to pull them along, waving at the others. “Have fun with Caine’s little mess of a game!”

You heard Jax shout back an “as if” before they were out of sight.

Zooble followed reluctantly but dragged their feet as if it would stop you from pulling them along. They knew it was a fruitless task asking what this was all about, but it did mean they wouldn’t have to participate in Caine’s dumb little game.

At some point after leaving the tent, Zooble’s arm disconnected, leaving you walking hand in hand with their detached limb—that was totally not still tenderly holding your hand. You slowed down realizing the weight you’d been pulling along had lessened but kept the limb in your grasp.

“Oh c’mon, you can’t be grumpy.” Even with the occasional antenna twitch of irritation, you knew they weren’t actually upset you plucked them away. “If anything you should be thanking me.”

“Oh? What for?” They mumbled.

“Getting you out of Caine’s lil game.”

Zooble rolled their eyes and came to a stop beside you, arm moving to cross them before realizing they were lacking said arm. “I would’ve opted out of joining anyway.”

“Truuuue, but!” You swayed your arm still linked with Zooble’s. “This is more fun!”

Their claw arm dropped and the arm in your grip was just barely putting up a fight to get tugged free from you. “Pulling my arm out of the socket and dragging me off to the lake is…fun?” Their eyes squint in suspicion as you lightly jogged away from them.

“No silly! We’re going to the lake because I set up a little spot for our date!”

Zooble choked at the mention of a date and found themselves quickly speed-walking after you. “D-date? Wh-why would w-we be on a date? I’m flattered, really, but I don’t… like you like that…”

“Uh-huh.” If one didn’t know Zooble well enough they’d probably be inclined to apologize for misreading everything, but you knew better. It didn’t help that they were blushing something fierce despite their already naturally pink head. No, you knew the things they said and the way they felt didn’t always match up.

Deciding to play the little shit card you stopped and looked down at Zooble’s hand in yours before pouting. “If you really don’t wanna go on a date with me… I’m sure I could maybe ask someone else.”

Zooble froze at the mention of asking someone else on a date and had to bite back immediately yelling out no. You didn’t like anyone else like that…did you? No, you liked them, you’ve stated it multiple times.

You pinched at the cuff of their glove, still pouting. “I just… I put a lot of effort into it, I even asked Caine for some help.”

They groaned, claw hand rubbing uncomfortably over their face before walking up to you. The arm joint of the hand you fiddled with bent and popped back into Zooble’s shoulder with ease. “No that’s—” their hand squeezed yours. “—since you’ve already got it all set up I’ll join you. Sides the others are too loud, it’d be an awful date.”

You bit back a giggle as they spoke, your eyes taking in their nervous shuffling, unable to look you in the eye. Got ‘em! “So you’re saying you’ll be my date?”

“Uh..y-yeah, I-I guess.” Zooble stuttered. “I-I mean it’d be dumb to let all your effort go to waste..” They cleared their throat, letting you tug them along still holding their hand. Oh boy, when did the two of you lace fingers??

“Yay! Oh, I can’t wait, so even though we can’t eat Caine helped me put a whole picnic together and there’s a boat so we can go into the water—”

Zooble hummed as you rattled everything off, you’d really gone all out from the food to the activities, making them low effort so that even Zooble could participate with minimal energy wasted. Though who were they kidding, you could’ve planned something far more energy-focused and they’d still find themselves doing it because of you.

Not that they’d let that information slip, but they didn’t need to.

The picnic date had been perfect, a nice layout of simple yet cute dishes neither of you could eat but it’s what they’d imagine you packing up for a real date. Both of you sat just talking and taking in the scenery before you pulled them over to a little boat.

The ride was quiet outside of the artificial sounds, you spoke enough for the both of you and they were thankful. Even if you did make them blush with some out-of-pocket comments or praises.

When the sun began to set you’d taken the boat back to land and led Zooble hand in hand to an open clearing to watch the sunset. You sat down and Zooble joined you, leg casually touching yours in the process.

A comfortable silence fell over the two of you until you pointed out the sun looking at the two of you with a ridiculous smile. The moon replaced them not long after and you muttered out something about Caine and the moon that had them genuinely chuckling.

“So, glad you came on the date with me after all?”

“Mm, I guess it wasn’t so bad.” They squeezed your hand, lacing their fingers with yours. “I guess I could be convinced to join you again.”

You leaned against them, resting your cheek on their noodly arm. “Oh, you wanna go on another date?” They hummed. “Should I invite someone else? You know, like a friend date or—”

“Don’t.” Zooble huffed and looked down at you. “Just us… nobody else… besides friend dates don’t exist.”

Your lips curled into a smile, curling further into them. “Oh, they do exist. Friends can go on dates.”

“No, they don’t.” Zooble poked back, leading the two of you to playfully bicker about the existence of friend dates.

Yeah, the two of you might as well already be dating. And soon that’d probably change from a “maybe” to a definite “we are” dating.

[carnylane]

You weren’t even working.

I fear you won’t be getting that holiday bonus with this attitude, Bateman.

-🐭 (stares at you with my autism eyes)

All I have is a work ethic. I have no clue about what you mean.

[mental-breaker-74]

Random conversations with Satoru Gojo x y/n

Pairing: Satoru Gojo x y/n (you)

Warnings: vulgarity

 y/n: oh, bite me, Satoru

Gojo: where do want it? ~~ ❤

________________________

Sukuna: fuck you women

Y/n: …

Gojo: *under his breath* that’s what I’m trying to do here

________________________

Y/N: one more word *sighs* one. more. word. and I’m going to strangle you

Gojo: do it. do it. do it. do it. ❤

________________________

y/n: *aggressively choking on her noodles*

Gojo: *with nostalgic look* ahhh that reminds me about our last night

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Gojo: *waves frantically in the air* y/n- chan! y/chan! I reserved you a sit!

Y/n: …

Gojo: :D

Y/n: that’s… your lap

Gojo: your point?

________________________

Gojo: *randomly* y/n is it truuuue… that avocados taste like clean penises?

y/n: … I-I don’t know…?

Gojo: would-you-like-you-to-know? :D ;) :D

________________________

 A/N: about avocados… yes I read that comparison in some article and can’t get it from my head even if I tried

[entertext]

HGSN Voice Comic: Original Voice Dramas

Translations for the two official voice dramas done by the voice comic team:

Afterschool at the family restaurant

On the way back home from school

==

Afterschool, at the family restaurant

'Hikaru': (yawns)

Yoshiki: Stop pushing around your cherry tomatoes with a fork, its bad manners

'Hikaru': Aw, but I hate cherry tomatoes... Apologies to the farmers, but every sentient being in the world has a dislike or two

Yoshiki: (sighs) fine, pass them over

'Hikaru': Mn.

Yoshiki: Cherry tomatoes are delicious though

'Hikaru': Yoshiki, you're like... really good at looking after people. A caretaker-type?

Yoshiki: Caretaker? Who's taking care of you?

'Hikaru': 'Cause every time I leave anything on my plate, you're finishing it off for me

Yoshiki: That's just because its bad to waste food, so I have no choice but to eat your leftovers

'Hikaru': Hm? Other than that, whenever there's an important due date or something, you always send me a reminder the day before

yoshiki: hey, apron tomorrow

yoshiki: math quiz tomorrow

yoshiki: dustcloth

'Hikaru': But to be honest, I'm always finding it really helpful, its actually useful

Yoshiki: That's 'cause you always forget so quickly. And even though I send them, you're always leaving me on read...not that it matters

'Hikaru': (laughs) Maybe the reason you're so meddlesome is 'cause you're a big brother

Yoshiki: Ah...well maybe. Come to think of it, my little sister's also a picky eater so I'm always eating her leftovers

'Hikaru': Then I'm also triggering your big-brotherly-ness, huh? Onii-chan~

Yoshiki: Gross... and stop taking advantage of me. You could stand to do things properly on your own instead of relying on me once in a while

'Hikaru': Hmm, that's true. I guess I'm so used to you being around that I'm always depending on you. That's no good now that we're second-years. Gotta become independent soon. By the way, what's the upcoming test supposed to be on again?

Yoshiki: Ah, this guy's a lost cause

===

On the way home back from school

'Hikaru': Hey, Yoshiki. Let's pretend we're elementary school kids

Yoshiki: What?

'Hikaru': Until we're back home we'll act like we're elementary school kids again

Yoshiki: Hm..like what? ...What are you doing pointing at your feet?

'Hikaru': See this white line? If you step off of it... the world will end!

Yoshiki: Haha..I remember that. Alright, I got it

'Hikaru': Ah! Look, your foot's a little off the line

Yoshiki: Hah? Your foot's already off the line

'Hikaru': It's fine for me, I have 3 lives

Yoshiki: No fair, when'd you say that? What hour, what minute, what second, where was the earth around the sun when you said that?

'Hikaru': (laughs) Wow, you're good. That's got big elementary school energy. Hmm... alright, say "tree" 10 times fast*

Yoshiki: Alright... trel-

'Hikaru': (pfft) What's trel!?

Yoshiki: I tried to say tree and elbow at the same time...

(both laugh)

Yoshiki: Damnit... alright then, 'Hikaru'. Say "black bear" 10 times fast

'Hikaru': Black bear black bear black bear black bear black bear black bear black bear black bear black bear black bear... done!

Yoshiki: What animal lives at the South Pole?

'Hikaru': Huh? The polar bear, duh! You can't trick me with this!

Yoshiki: But there aren't any bears at the South Pole...

'Hikaru': (gasps) Aughhhh, that's truuuue. I've looooost

Yoshiki: ...This was a competition?

--

* The referenced playground trick in Japanese:

A: Say pizza 10 times fast

B: Pizzapizzapizzapizza...

A: Now, what's this body part called? (points to elbow)

B: Knee (hiza)

A: No, its an elbow (hiji)!

[what-the-dark-has-foretold]

I was thinking, and it never goes in a good way– and I have this feeling that Furuya might have a Mommy kink. I could be wrong, but if we look at his past relationship with this Woman? THINK ABOUT IT riding him after work, then he's so close and he murmurs a quit 'mommy' right before cumming (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠) Maybe even praise kink?

Also sorry if im sending you too much about rei, even tho i know you love shuichi more. I m in my rei Phase and i dont have anyone else to talk about him Like that :') Just Tell me when it gets too much, or when i start talking nonsense. Btw how are you? <3

Truuuue. He really just needs someone to take care of him. Someone he feels safe with, someone he can be completely vulnerable with. Him just letting down his walls, nuzzled into your lap, a light blush dusting his face as if he was tipsy; dozing away as you play with his hair.

Or arching his back - eyes squeezed shut - while you slowly ride him ugh he'd look so pretty just letting go and having you take care of him like that 😖

[sliceofdyke]

ushiten is so silly to me because they’re both so Weird like not even a little bit like a LOT but in completely different ways. and also they’re best friends and deeply in love. it’s incredible

TRUUUUE they're the autism couple ever

[icharchivist]

I think one of the best pieces of art we have ever gotten out of Granblue is Summer Lucio's uncap art, just because him being flirty and slutty juxtaposed to Sandalphon wishing he could blow his head up with his mind is so funny, it never fails to make me laugh

tRUUUUE

is it really a granblue fantasy thirst trap if Sandalphon isn't seething with rage about it

it's such a funny art.