DAMNIT, THE TIME TRAVELER MISSED
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Captain would’ve never missed
Ft. @danimanybani ‘s neo agent 3
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How each of the Batfam reacted to hearing that trump was almost assassinated
Bruce: “sighs” takes a long sip of his coffee. “Alfred transfer 2 million into the Biden administration fund”
Dick: “well I’m not a big fan of violence but come on grazed his ear??”
Jason: “I wouldn’t have missed”
Tim: “I miss Obama”
Damian: “I wouldn’t have missed” Bruce from another room “DAMIAN”
Steph: “jeez this guy had one job, with that said he might look good with an ear piercing”
Cass: shakes her head, secretly prays every night that someone does a better job
Duke: a bunch of expletives
Kate: gets her guns and starts to leave the manor before being physically restrained by Bruce and Dick
Barbara: doubles down on her efforts to brain wash the internet into voting Biden
With that said all the bats strongly encourage you to vote no matter where your political views land
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People already saying the Trump shooting was staged. Wouldn’t be surprised honestly.
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Trump & Guns
There hasn't been much talk about gun control since Trump was shot in the ear. Why do you think that is?
Are Democrats genuinely respecting the Republican principle that immediately after a tragedy is not the time to discuss policy, at least while it was an advocate of that principle who was targeted?
Or are they learning to respect the Republican principle that guns can be used to prevent dictatorships?
And why are Republicans being quiet about it? Is it because they're genuinely considering whether having Trump's opponents armed is good for them?
Or are they hoping no one notices that Trump was shot by an AR-15?
This isn't a complete list of the options. I'm not convinced that any of these possibilities are true. I'm just bringing up ideas to promote thoughtful analysis; spit-balling, as they say.
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Pennsylvania huh
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"I can't believe I, Donald J. Trump, founder of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party..."
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the winter soldier wouldn't have missed
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i love this ongoing joke 😭😭😭😭😂😂
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im bored so here is a list of pro-heroes/mha characters that wouldnt have missed the shot on donald trump (in no specific order)
1. LADY NAGANT. i KNOWWW yall saw how accurate her aim was, the only reason she lost is bc she was up against my goat,, THEEE DEKU.
2. SNIPE. His quirk literally allows him to lock onto any target within 600 metres he would NOT have missed
3. Gunhead, even if his quirk works better in short range combat he still wouldnt have missed idc
4. Thirteen. Her quirk has nothing to do with guns but it would have been useful tbh (i just mentioned her bc I LOVE THIRTEEN SM)
5. Aoyama/ Cannot Stop Twinkling, I HAVE FAITH IN HIM OKAY (i love him but he probably would miss)
name some more if i missed any!!
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important discussions happening now
(discussing who wouldnt have missed)
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Every American reading this post now has the moral obligation to try again.
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Maybe now they’ll finally do something about gun control? lol jk jk, that’ll literally never happen
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