#true football

[machazer]

Great history on one picture. Stolen from Gaybook*.

2 Brazilian. 2 Spanish National Players. 2 Hala Madrid. One Portuguese National Player. 3 Coyotes from La Liga.

Only three persons.

Atletico Madrid vs Real Madrid. 🔪🔥🏴‍☠️

Brutal coyotes at one moment.

I hate GayLiga, because I prefer English football and Passion Liga which is called as Bundesliga, especially 2. Bundesliga.

For weed was for me Eredivision, because in coffee shops before C**** Lockdowns I spend on my free time there and I watched games on TV-Sets.

I like these three brutal soldiers because they played good physical ball. No for g** p**** from La Liga, i.e. Messi or Neymar.

Stolen from Facebook*.

[rat-at-heart]

All his coaches made him a linebacker but his true passion lied in grazing the field

[itwaslegendary]

Taylor Swift's interview on CBS Sunday Morning; 25/08/2019

[non-plutonian-druid]

[ID: Several drawings of Five from the Umbrella Academy being hugged and/or being shown other forms of physical affection, from each of his siblings (plus Lila). They include: Klaus draping himself over Five's head while Five claws at him and scowls. Allison wrapping Five in a tender hug. Luther carrying Five like a football while Five glares but has giving up on fighting. Diego lifting Five up in a hug while Five looks surprised. Five leaning on Viktor, napping, while Viktor reads a book. Lila scrolling her phone with her legs draped across Five, both of them lying on the floor. End ID.]

I have largely restrained myself from giving Five hugs because he does not hug. But now!!! It's fair game and I'm here to make it everyone else's problem

[maxpadelchampion]

max really goes about his days threatening retirement to whoever will listen and praises charles to people who ask him stupid questions

[mysharona1987]

Every sports journalist talking about OJ Simpson right now.

[remixingreality]

[spidybaby]

To think that he's probably blaming himself when all he wants to do is play and win with his team.

I don't want to read people tweeting that "we should sell pedri" People need to understand he's not doing this on purpose, he's trying to get better.

[kingoftieland]

Ted Lasso's karaoke episode is based on a TRUE STORY! 🎤

[deardarlingthings]

[randompiggy]

Marta Eterna 💚

[dancingbycandlelight]

so, apparently the finale is called “so long, farewell” which has so many layers and connections i can’t deal with it. firstly it’s another musical lyric as a title (this time unedited from its original text unlike the la cage episode) and we already know that ted loves a musical.

secondly it brings back the julie andrews conversation in episode three which was possibly one of my favourite interactions of the entire season.

but thirdly and (possibly most importantly??) the entire plot of the sound of music is that maria is sent somewhere she originally doesn’t want to go, she gets there and feels instantly out of her depth. the team children try to force her out and the adults don’t take her seriously but gradually, through her unwavering positivity and gentle care she makes an impact on every single person. kids and adults alike, all changed for the better because of her guidance. but then!! maria falls in love, thinks she is no longer needed and she Leaves. she runs, goes back to the convent where she feels safe but then, after a honest conversation and a realisation of her own purpose and the importance of being true to her heart she Returns! she comes back, her role slightly changed but still just as important and involved.

all this time I’ve been worried that ted will be like mary poppins and leave when he is no longer needed, when he’s served a purpose. but this episode title has me feeling (hoping) that maybe he’s like a different julie andrews character after all..

[cementcornfield]

Have you ever said directly to [Joe] 'give me the bleeping ball?'

Yeah...not like 'yo, give me the effin' ball', I ain't say that this year, nah....if I did, I mean I...emotions were high...

You blacked out?

Yeah, probably did.

[mitskibf]

the "is this a fucking joke" to "i can't help but root for him" to "of all the pubs in the world" to "love our chats" to "it's going to work" pipeline goes so fucking hard actually

[correctopinionhaver]

[slutpoppers]