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Hiei has collected every far-reaching legend and dug for every terrified whispered tale told in secret buried under dead earth and the common thread he's found is this - to meet the Bandit King is to be taken by the Bandit King.
kurama art from tonight~
#kurama#yu yu hakusho#my art#trucking on with my questionable portraits/pantings/idk what this is but im trying yall#the first line from a fic that will take me seven million years to finish at the rate i'm going
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Holy shit
Can I just say
I am so
motherfucking tired
of these exorbitantly huge
vehicles with front hoods/grilles that are as tall as my head
These need to have the shit taxed out of them and heavily regulated instead of being subsidized as farm equipment and being given out like candy, people are basically like bugs on a windshield if they get hit
#did i mention how all the ~safety features~ that could actually help pedestrians are hardly ever default for these vehicles#and the 'safety ratings' for these vehicles are always about the occupants not how safe they are for using with people outside the vehicle#honourable mention: the front blind spots are HUGE! imagine twenty kids sitting in front of these trucks and only seeing the 21st kid#trucks#pickup trucks#light pickup trucks#gmc denali#gmc sierra#ford f150#dodge ram#chevrolet 3500 hd#chevrolet silverado#ford ranger#toyota tacoma#nissan v8#gmc canyon#and others#fuck cars#car dependence#traffic violence#road violence
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seriously can catastrophes stop happening for five minutes my brain is already fried from the ones we're already experiencing
#I fucking. missed d&d tonight by accident#I straight up forgot#and just didn't show up to the session#my sleep schedule is absolutely fucked#I should be sleeping now but brain won't shut up#my creative output is the lowest it's ever been and I've been in some level of depressive funk since like early january#I am just deeply unfathomably exhausted#like mentally and spiritually#all the time#my memory and sense of time are both shit#my spelling is worse than it used to be for some reason??#I really don't know what to do to make my brain start functioning again it's frankly worrying me#I couldn't even handle college so it should come as no surprise that I'm reacting poorly to the world being a perpetual screaming trash fir#and yet#idk it's been hitting again lately that I have never succeeded at anything in my life and just keep tripping and falling up for some reason#fucking everyone is in hell right now and with my overall success rate I should be dead in a ditch but I'm actually doing spectacularly#due to a series of improbable accidents and weird circumstances that happened to turn out in my favor instead of completely fucking me#aside from the looming spectre of my various failed attempts to have some kind of life trajectory#it just doesn't feel like this can keep up forever#like surely at some point the luck has got to run out I can't just keep living like some kind of folkloric trickster archetype#but my motivation and sense of purpose kind of died after the last failed attempt so I'm still just here#doing whatever this is#maybe I should drive out to the coast#maybe staring at the ocean would fix me I've been away from it for too long#I mean it can't make me worse#I should wait until further into summer though so I don't have to drive back in the dark#everyone around here has trucks with those goddamn LED headlights and I've got a little sedan that's directly in their blast zone
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AUs in the opposite direction
#starlight express#stex#bigtop burger#david.art#i like to think the freight are out there with their own food truck selling the worst food imaginable. it's not even a gimmick it's just ba#$17 for an unseasoned brick on a soggy bun#they have a 1-star rating on yelp bc flat top keeps trying to fight customers#also not pictured: ashely who has been on a smoke break for 3 hours
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yall thought yall were safe from my 1998 temptations movie posting, but, rest unassured, you are not . melvin is old man running toward you with his chronic rheumatoid arthritis at excruciatingly slow speeds as we speak .
he's so :3
#THE EEPIEST!!!#pauls awkward ass finger guns after eddie's rude ass joke 😭#just trying to smooth things over#just a charming prince and his mean ass passenger princess#theyre all so desperate for a group like yall rlly had nothing better to do back then??#melvin mr libra blue twirling himself into a mess with his for the better good little lies#everybody mad af and hes just :3#'the gangs all here 😸 !!!!' meanwhile the gang is playing hunger games the rated r version#al confused and irritated but still giving blue a high five 😭#otis's anger at guys like al quitting bcs theres no money when they show him living in a giant ass house is insane#like al is driving a milk truck#blue constantly shooting nervous little looks at otis to make sure hes doing ok while still keeping a big goofy smile for the others#i love melvin hes like if a little alien wanted to sing r&b#'these cats called me up.. BEGGIN to join OUR group 😎 .'#' yea 😸 ! ...well... - practically 😅😊'#'i thought you said they wanted to join OUR group 😡..'#melvin: ..😦😯😧 !#*cutely changes the subject*#him snapping from giggly to defensive with the '..well ONCE upon a time 😾!!😿'#paul and eddie running away together using eddie's stolen tax break money from his brother so they can terrorize fellow singers#i love love 🩵#pls watch the temptations 1998 pls bro pls it“#s the only right way to celebrate pride
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lmaoooo
#not this truck having a sticker that said: rated D for Daddy#boy if you don’t shut tf up😂😂😂#gave me such ick vibes#plus the addition of his Snapchat also being displayed I can’t
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If you're still taking smooch requests, Engie and Sniper plz?!
country boys!!
#im not happy w how this turned out at ALL but i spent entirely too much time on it already so.#im gonna go watch tv quizzes now#but thanks for the ask!! i do love them.#i have one more request left.... honestly feel free to send more whenever but i will start drawing them at. a slower rate now#trucks n vans#sniper tf2#engineer tf2#asks#anonymous#art
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I hate it when this happens
#fake movie poster#Jim#Movie theater#popcorn#ticket#fell asleep#apocalypse#American#existential crisis#I'M NEVER GONNA SEE MY TRUCK AGAIN#or my job#or my wife#or my kids#hey wait#rated r#© 2024 A BONGO'S NIIFTY PICTURES PRODUCTION#no rights reserved#charles bongo garrett
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u guys remember how I said I wanted to try and get a car this year as one of my resolutions… after months of researching I think I found the one I want. Finally. I am so sick of reading abt and looking at cars 😭
#I want to try and buy one by may but idk how realistic that is#depends on a few things#it’s a car from 2009-10 and can go for 4-7k which is not BAD considering how highly rated it is#it’s just the nearest ones are like 5 hours away lol 💔#I also don’t know if I can save that much up that fast#I haven’t been able to save much money bc I keep having to loan family money 😰#realistically if I want this car it’ll probably be more like. Octoberish when I’m able to save up enough#I also have to consider insurance which is a big pain#my vans insurance was cheap bc it was as old as I am lmao!! cannot imagine this one will be that cheap but idk my credit is also better now#but considering the car is from 2009 or 10 depending on the one I go with I can’t imagine it being over 100/mo surely. like. that would#be bonkers#I wanted a small truck but they’re hard to find and I wanted an rv deep in my heart too. but they r so expensive 🤧#one day one day one day 🙏😔#actually the specific truck I did have my eye on is fucking ILLEGAL WHERE I LIVE SO. HUGE bummer#it’s supposedly not safe but I think big gas is probably just pressed bc it’s cute and tiny and is not a gas guzzler. tbqh.#anyway I’m putting it into the universe rn: by the end of the year she (cute tiny car) will be mine#sanchoyorambles
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it was under 2hrs away and departed from there yesterday morning at 10am WHERE the fuck is it
#its really pissing me off how theres luterally been ZERO updates on it#all tracking has told me label was made/ready for pickup across the country#and that it left somewhere else entirely yesterday morning#nothing in between. no indication where it is now#AND its fucking late!!! I'm gonna start robbing trucks at this rate#id be less mad about it being late if they could be assed to update it
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I don't know what goat I have to sacrifice to which deity to get Ford to stop calling and texting me thinking I'm my partner (this after speaking to them several times EACH and saying "no, please remove this number and use the other one on file. yes, that one.")
#today it's because they want him to rate their service#ma'am you do not want him to do that lol#but also I'm petty enough to rate you 1 on everything bc you're fucking annoying me#i know you HAVE to.#but also you are#not listening#and also drilled a hole in his truck for a cosmetic change you didn't clear with him#and made it look worse in the process so#anyway#pro tip#mavericks are very nice. but also have electrical issues#like. out the ass.#sad.#lp bitches#car things
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All the dreams i had last night were wild but in one sportacus shot me with a salt gun hard enough that it ripped my jacket
#awesomepie3221#my dreams were so much#lazytown characters. i lost my car somewhere between texas and california. high speed chase with lots of guns and the bad guys were shootin#down cops left and right#pizza that had water on top?? JASON AND LAURIE FROM FRIDAY THE 13TH#my cat was a tiny ass bor#for some reason#a semi truvk driber was driving down roads that were nothing more than desire paths on a mountain#her truck moved like it was gta#an absolute gibberish language at one point#having to explain the euro/usd currency exchange rate on a debit card to europeans#there was so much#a katy perry poster talking and telling me she still doesnt like taylor swift and i shouldnt either even tho taylor was on the flip side#of the poster
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Oh yeah and I'm anxious about moving and taxes and money and all the other shit that shouldn't be a problem in anyone's life but is anyway
#Like yeah moving would still be hard in a just world but I wouldn't have to worry about mortgage rates and market trends and closing costs#In a just world I could just go live somewhere else because I don't like it here#Instead I have to do it in a way that makes a bank richer and if I guess wrong about what will happen I could become homeless lol#I wish I could just put my stuff in a truck and go somewhere#I wish that's all it was#Anyway this is why I'm cranky it's not really about the difficulty of installing a screen door#It's just the capitalism thing#Being intermittently terribly sick is not helping though#But I could handle it better with less bullshit in the way#eilooxology
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I think everyone would be more normal about American politics if they were able to bare in mind that federal money/grants/funding is still state money, like it comes from the states because that’s where people live and your money is the result of your environment because that’s how you pay your income tax and what not.
So all military funding is money that could’ve gone to up keeping and updating infrastructure and all relief money that is provided by the feeeral government to states that had infrastructure fail during a disaster was money that had been produced by states that did not experience infrastructure failure/disaster in that specific time span
#genuinely very curious to see how private insurance rates impact red state policies in the next decade#like eventually (and very very soon) it becomes too fucking expensive to rebuild the same Waffle House next to the same failing levies#this is going to be what Texas’s third deadly winter in a row? didn’t they just get a bunch of tech cucks to move out for lower taxes?#how fast do you think insurance premiums are going to outpace those tax savings? because this could literally be the year#who wants to buy a summer home where an unoccupied winter could destroy the building? who wants to come back to burst pipes in their beach?#bro you know how many delivery trucks are going to fail this winter?
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These are by far, the uglist vehicles I have ever seen in my life. Lowkey looking like something from a 1970s "futuristic" film. Like seriously, the 70s called and want their bad prop back. What is this based upon? A junk car featured in The Jetsons?? The color scheme is not helping either.
Watching it in action is just even worse. The whole sliding mechanism and everything. Horrendous. What is that "bed" suppose to fit other than a collapsed stroller? Not to mention the "hidden drawer" that looks like it could fit at most a pair of sunglasses.
Barely any space in the back looking ass. My dad's regular ass Ford truck has more space in the backseat then this thing does. Looked so cramped my knees hurt.
I've seen at least two driving around. Finding out that only 3k have been sold just makes it that much worse.
#i hate this#ugly#ugly ass#ugly as fuck#hideous#truck#cybertruck#personal rant#rant#tiktok#clock app#why?#just why?#bad sci-fi right here#like d-rated movie bad#total flop of a movie#like the movie was featuring flying cars that were just cheaply crafted models on strings bad
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Once Bitten, Twice Shy
Trick AU Treat prompt: Bitten
Scalding Hot Consent Issues Bingo Round 2, 03: Aggressor doesn't remember what happened
Jack as a werewolf recognizes Elsa's scent, but that doesn't mean she's safe.
#werewolf by night#jack/Elsa#scalding Hot Consent Issues Bingo Round 2#Truck AU treat#Rated m#Read on a03
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