#hey wait

[unacknowledgeable]

Gothamites calling SK!Reader lil Brucie is now even more solidified now that they took in some random kid even if its not official

They see SK!Reader having some lil kid following them around is gonna make the tabloids go crazy

It doesn’t even occur to you that you probably should have been more secretive about this unceremonious (and not strictly legal) adoption, but things are always clearer in hindsight, huh? 

The kid won’t leave your side for barely a second (you really should try asking for her name, “kid” is only gonna get you so far) so it’s unsurprising when the very next day after taking the kid shopping for new clothes, the internet is flooded with tabloids about it, complete with various pictures of the kid sitting on your shoulders, or the two of you walking around with matching rabbit shirts. (you had seen her eyeing it in the store, getting one for yourself had been the only way the kid would admit that she wanted it) What WAS surprising however, were the headlines.

 “New Bruce Wayne adoptee??” 

“Bruce Wayne's newest ward?” 

“Mr. Wayne's latest addition! Adopted? Or a secret love child?”

Oh this…. This would absolutely not do.

Within the hour, you had rocked up to Vicki Vale’s building, complete with the kid, the matching shirts, smoothies in hand, and promptly walked past the receptionist and into Vicki’s office.

“You need to fix this,” is all you say while tossing your phone onto her desk, her latest article on the screen, “it’s wrong.”

Vicki, of course, was shocked, interrupted on her lunch break, “Excuse me?” was all she could get out as she watched the little girl glance up at you, then turning to face her, mimicking your pose and accusing stare.

Leaning down, you tap the phone screen, “Your article, it’s wrong. The kid isn't Bruce's. She’s never even met him. So,” pointedly taking a sip of your smoothie, you slide your phone to the edge of the desk and into little hands, “you need to change it.”

Glancing between the two of you as the sounds of electric gunfire echo from the device in the girls hands, Vicki quickly puts herself together, smiling as she clasps her hands together, “Oh I’d be happy too,” tilting her head as she adds, "if you would be so kind as to clarify who she is?”

Straightening from where you’d been leaning over her desk, you smile as you turn for the door, “That's a dumb question,” you wave away Vicki's protests as you slide the kid out of the office, 

“She’s my kid, obviously.”

You wait a second after you close the door, listening for the shout of “WHAT!?” from the other side, before tucking the kid under your arm and hightailing it out of the building.

Halfway home, your phone beeps, a new tabloid from Vicki Vale has been published in record time.

“Exclusive interview! Bruce Wayne; Grandfather?”

Ugh, It wasn’t great… but it’d have to do.

~Masterlist~

[destielgaysex]

destiel

do you ever think of how dean had to be held back and pulled through a dimensional portal from going after cas

[splatooshy]

sighs in more textpost memey things… plus me memeing my own fic.

also. hattie reveal?? my ipad is shattered (my cat’s fault, little bastard) so i can’t complete it (yet) but i’m v proud of it so far.

@crossedsabers10s can attest to how much control these two have over my writing i hâte their guts stupid little bisexuals fuck.

[kirby-madness]

[jsabheadcanons]

The four player shapes are each associated with one of the seasons.

P1 - Winter

P2 - Summer

P3 - Spring

P4 - Autumn

.

[ozcarma]

I’m actually so upset over the grimmons resolution I’m tempted to start a YouTube channel and make a whole video breakdown of their fucking queerbait

[seventhdoctor]

Yugioh GX season 1 is so funny when you watch with the knowledge that the protag has a secondhand bodycount that only the principal knows about.

The kid with a secondhand bodycount is applying to your school? Sure, but he only gets in if he makes the grade - but oh no, his train is late and your elitist teacher is trying to reject him before he even gets a chance? Well, maybe you can grease the wheels a bit.

Your elitist teacher is openly cackling about the matched he rigged to get the kid with a secondhand bodycount expelled? Do nothing, say nothing. Make a snippy comment when the kid with a secondhand bodycount wins anyway.

Need some top-tier duelists to protect the keys to unleashing the god cards lite? Okay, maybe the kid with a secondhand bodycount does make sense here. Or it could still be a terrible idea.

...

...

...You know what? Originally I left it here for the joke but actually no, I'm gonna pull out my tinfoil hat and talk about the other kid at DA with a dueling bodycount. No, not Hell Kaiser. Not the abandoned dorm stuff. Not any of the kids who hold seances to summon duel spirits for a winter horror episode or anything. I mean:

Motegi, AKA Belowski. The season 1 opponent who's introduced for a one-off episode and then left to cameo a couple times in the rest of the series, mostly in crowd shots. He's at DA as late as the series finale, at which point he's been a student for six years (Judai's first year is his fourth). And he might be there even longer! I'm not even sure he's even allowed to graduate, as opposed to being indefinitely contained at Duel Academia.

If Judai still had Yubel around when he started at Duel Academia, and they were found to be causing problems...would Judai be isolated the same way Motegi does? It's not like DA has the resources to actually handle their spirit problems, and yet the resources it does have make it a better place than most to keep them in the meantime.

GX has a lot of weird one-off episodes whose implications are never fully explored but the Motegi episode stuck with me, so much that I wrote a whole fic as a baby GX fan trying to imagine what his deal was. Now in the year 2k23 I'm looking at this and wondering what his situation could have suggested for Judai's fate if his spirit/dueling bodycount problem hadn't taken a couple more years to rear its head...

[gaysextyrannosaurusrex]

Fossils are so goddamn cool. They form when an animal dies and is buried in just the right conditions for its skeleton and sometimes soft tissues to be replaced by stone. It’s like the Earth itself taking pity on an animal, like hey, I’m sorry my child, let me immortalize you in stone so that even though you may die your memory will live on.

You know what? Fossils aren’t even a memory. They are a memory of a memory.

An animal’s bones replaced by rocks and minerals offering a glimpse into its life. It’s not just like hey, I was alive, it’s also like hey, I was alive and I was a fighter, a survivor, I did things that mattered. We’ve found fossils of dinosaurs locked in combat, fossils of mother dinosaurs covering their eggs to protect them, fossils with healed bite wounds and scars. We even know the fucking COLORS of some dinosaurs due to ridiculously well-preserved fossils.

Dinosaurs (and pretty much all prehistoric animals), lived so long ago that the timespan between them and us is incomprehensible to the human mind (though we like to think we can, we cannot truly comprehend how long 65,000,000 years is, or even like 15,000 years). But even though they lived so long ago, fossils ensure that their memory will live on forever. And that’s beautiful.

[teathattast]

She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak

I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks

I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap

I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

[detentiontrack]

hi. what the fuck did i just come back to?

[companionwolf]

f/o takeover !

Like a lot of others, me and my F/Os are participating in the general idea of 'it's November, so the F/Os get their turn on the tumblr blog' -- I'm not sure how long we'll do this, if it'll be the whole month or not, but I thought I'd make the introductions now!

Note: I have many iterations of my F/Os, but the ones you'll be able to interact with are somewhat 'archtype' -- that means they're a) all post their canons, b) aware of being a F/O, c) aware that they're fictional, and d) exist in a weird sense in both my life and in the garden (my imagination).

Also, this has no connection to my dissociative disorder experiences.

Ok, onto the lineup--

Central: 🩵🍊🌊 [XCOM 2] (romantic)

Parker/Pvrker: 🩷⚾️🍰 [Blaseball] (queerplatonic/alterous)

Trunk Buddies (Roger, Jordie, Magdelana, Gavin, Caesar): 💚🔦🚘 [Glass Canon Network's Get in the Trunk] (platonic/alterous?)

Laudomia Crew (Schafer, Roman, Barker): 💙🚀🌠 [LoadingReadyRun's Heat Death] (platonic/alterous)

Kitchens: 🩶✨️📀 [UnMadeGaming's Alien: Dotverse] (platonic)

Tim: ❤️⚠️📼 [Marble Hornets] (platonic)

Jay: 🤎📷🧢 [Marble Hornets) (platonic)

Strasky: 💛🐕☄️ [SOMA] (platonic)

Ever: 🤍☀️🌲 [OC] (platonic?)

Lucky: 🖤✨️♠️ [OC] (platonic?)

Rusty: 🧡🌐🪙 [Geomon] (platonic)

The Reader: 💜👁✨️ [Blaseball] (platonic/alterous)

Prime: ❤️⭐️🔥 [Blaseball] (platonic)

Three: 💙⚾️🩸[Blaseball] (platonic)

Four: 💚☕️🌼 [Blaseball] (platonic)

Sam Yao: 🧡🎧💌 [Zombies Run] (platonic)

F/Os will tag any asks or posts with their ship tag, their name + associated emojis, and 'wolf's f/o takeover 2024'. They'll also sign off with name + emojis.

Nothing is really off limits, just be cool.

[cb-writes-stuff]

That was a terrible mistype it uh actually um that last ask was um sent by uh my very real pet,,, rock, hey look a bird

birb

[armashell]

THERE IS CHAOS AROUND YOU, IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

-, @numberonehatershrimp

[<3]

..Oh.

Um, I might get an unlikely answer from you, but.. can you please tell me what's going on, then?

[deadpansal]

[shouldwemaybe]

a hug would fix him. probably

[kandidandi]

Is there any difference between Sun and Moon's fingers if they were to switch back after Moon destroyed his claws? Sun doesn't have claws but Moon still went too far, also poor robots are in constant pain nooo somebody get them a mechanic and a good anti-virus program

yes, since moon went super far sun’s fingers would also be grinded down

dont worry im *calls up mechanic* hello? yes? uh huh, yep, ok, gotcha, alright *hangs up* they have an appointment on the 34th