#trop crackfic

[incorrectringsofpower]

Make a Mad Libs Crackfic!

Instructions:

Choose a prompt from the list of Mad Libs below.

Spin this linked Character Wheel 1 to fill in the blank for [Character Wheel 1].

Spin this linked Character Wheel 2 to fill in the blank for [Character Wheel 2].

Spin this linked Cracky Scenarios Wheel for all remaining [Cracky Scenarios Wheel] blanks.

Put it all together!

Prompt List 1:

[Character Wheel 1] and [Character Wheel 2] decide to steal the rings of power, but first will need to [Cracky Scenarios Wheel].

The Valar assign [Character Wheel 1] and [Character Wheel 2] on a mission to spy on the forces of Morgoth, and in the process they [Cracky Scenarios Wheel].

This is how Númenor actually fell: [Character Wheel 2] [Cracky Scenarios Wheel] because of [Character Wheel 1].

Celebrimbor has 3 days to make something that can save the elves, using input from [Character Wheel 1] and [Character Wheel 2], in order to [Cracky Scenarios Wheel]. 

New trading terms for mithril by [Character Wheel 1] include [Character Wheel 2]’s hand in marriage and to [Cracky Scenarios Wheel].

No one ever expected [Character Wheel 1]’s mid-season plot twist to be the result of [Character Wheel 2] after they [Cracky Scenarios Wheel].

Where is Celeborn, you ask? He’s hanging out with [Character Wheel 1] and [Character Wheel 2] to [Cracky Scenarios Wheel]. 

Mount Doom erupts so hard that [Character Wheel 1] [Cracky Scenarios Wheel] along with [Character Wheel 2]. 

[Character Wheel 2] must fake being ill around [Character Wheel 1] because they [Cracky Scenarios Wheel]. 

Rhûn has a number of strange customs that require [Character Wheel 1] to [Cracky Scenarios Wheel] and [Character Wheel 2] to [Cracky Scenarios Wheel].

Notes:

Apologies for any grammar errors this generates and feel free to tweak things/re-spin as desired. The main idea is funny fic inspo.

Lists subject to change/modification since there's probably some stuff that could be adjusted for the funnies.

Submissions welcome for additional ideas! This is the first 10 mad lib prompts and first 36 characters and 18 scenarios (and counting).

Am using pinwheels because I looked up how to I could make my own mad libs generator and long story short, it requires a level of programming knowledge that I do not have lmao.

[plotdesigner]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Adar (The Rings of Power)/Celebrimbor (Tolkien) Characters: Adar (The Rings of Power), Celebrimbor (Tolkien), Annatar (Tolkien) Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Aftermath of Torture, Post-Battle, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Orc Culture, Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies, POV Celebrimbor (Tolkien), Celebrimbor Lives (Tolkien), Celebrimbor Needs A Hug (Tolkien), Adar Needs a Hug (The Rings of Power), Sauron's Exes Have Unionized, Ost-in-Edhil (Tolkien), Creepy Annatar (Tolkien), Past Annatar/Celebrimbor (Tolkien), Past Sauron/Adar, Past Abuse, Angst and Hurt/Comfort Summary:

Adar finds an unlikely ally in Eragion after his children turn on him in a bout of unexpected battle madness. Surely this time, the elf he’s brought home really will help him defeat Sauron instead of using his mercy as an opportunity to kill dozens of orcs AGAIN. Surely this time he can truly defeat Sauron and keep the Uruk safe, right?

Celebrimbor manages to survive being tortured by Sauron. Now he just has to survive teaming up with the army that invaded his city, the heartbreak of his lover and his smiths turning on him, and the psychic damage that comes from being the son of an infamous kingdom-killer working with someone called Lord Father.

(Or: Sauron’s exes unionize, rebound together, and try and get custody of the kids. Canon divergence after ROP s2e6. Let's get out of Ost-in-Edhil with a lower body count!)

[ichabodjane]

The Adventures of the Low Man

The Adventures of the Low Man

Chapter Three: There and Back Again

by Ichabodjane and @somebirdortheother

Fandom: The Rings of Power

Relationship: Galadriel/Halbrand, Galadriel/Celeborn, Galadriel/Celeborn/Halbrand

Rating: T

The finale of our Crack Biography of one Halbrand King of the Southlands.

"The ideal build for an OT3 is A Traumatised Himbo, A Borderline Cryptid and A Straight up Bitch who only likes them." - Tumblr User zee-zeppeli

Summary: Celeborn and Halbrand learn a bit about each other. We return to Eregion and Pelargir. Sauron joins the party but it doesn't really go his way.

Excerpt:

There was a knock on the door. It was Celebrimbor, still eager to update Halbrand on his latest experiments and determined to not take no for an answer.

After they left, Celeborn turned to his wife, one eyebrow raised.

“Do not give me that look,” she replied calmly, applying jam to another piece of toast. “Now you know as well as I how closely trouble follows him. If we let him go off on his own again, Eru knows what chaos would ensue.”

“He’s not wrong,” Celeborn pointed out. “He will have to return to his people sooner rather than later.”

“Not by himself, he doesn’t.”

“Whoever said anything about ‘by himself’?”

Tagging @ichabodjane @helenvader @iamstartraveller776 @vellichormybeloved @hazelmaines @ringsofpowerfans @the-eclectic-penguin @gil-galadhwen @myfavouritelunatic @princessfantaghiro @coraleethroughthelookingglass @penelopeloveshere @bananaphanta @longsightmyth @lady-of-imladris. And @brynnmclean because while this isn't the Galabornbrand they devised, I think they'd like this variation anyway.

[folatefangirl]

At 2/2 chapters, the collab crackfic is officially done so that S2 doesn't mess with any of the jokes. I think Gil-Galad is ready to yeet being the pope into the sea.

[addicsvt]

MOOT GAME: " make up a trope for your moots and their biases. doesn’t need to be romantic. can be crackfic/funny!!!!

ty anon for asking <333 and sorry to all the moots i missed 😭😭

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@welcometomyoasis shu + jeonghan def something like fated soulmates? invisible string theory kinda thing! Like you bump into him once and suddenly you start seeing him everywhere! or like an online best friend you meet accidentally while going on vacation.

@kikohao mia + minghao!!!! omg def like bestfriends to lovers. like one day ur going ice skating with him or something (spoiler to an upcoming fic 😈) or like your walking in the park when he confesses to you so randomly??? and thats so unlike minghao you think that he's joking but he's not.

@jeonghansshitester i feel so bad for not knowing your name 😭😭😭but you + jeonghan! like you both are drinking together and he confesses that he likes you, and you kinda just go a with the high? and the day after he's suddenly your boyfriend now

@haecien cien + minghao strangers to lover trop def!!! you and minghao would be green-tea drinking buddies?? HELP like you randomly meet at an artwork shop one day and he compliments your drawing, you both exchange numbers and start talking a whole bunch and you both end up confessing during one of the sessions?!?

@amxlia-stars amelia + joshua childhood bestfriends trope!! you and shua promised to marry each other in kindergarten, forgot about it and continued as friends until highschool when he suddenly brought it up and now your both dedicated to finishing that promise.

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[ismisevy]

Excusez moi mais j'étais en panne d'inspi complète et je me suis rappelé l'existence de ce site (même si il en existe plein de variantes alors je sais pas lequel est l’original) et du coup j’ai généré quelques prompts Léo/Séli et Arthur/Guenièvre :

1. Randomly generated Léo/Séli prompts 

 Ceux-là il m’ont fait penser aux headcanons qu’a écrit @madame-claude l’autre jour alors je me suis dis je les met ici  :

“Séli and Léodagan were separated for several years for reasons they couldn’t help. They finally find each other and have a heartfelt reunion.”

“Léodagan and Séli are noble children who are supposed to get married for political reasons. Good thing they were already dating each other in secret.”

Ça c'est 100% arrivé à leur mariage soit disant raté :

“Séli and Léodagan are about to kiss when instead they accidentally hit foreheads really hard and have matching bruises.”

Celui là m’a achevé, Séli qui fait un câlin à Léodagan tout ça pour lui dire que ses cheveux sentent mauvais c’est limite canon /j :

Séli holding Léodagan very close, close enough to smell their hair. They whisper into Léodagan’s hear : I don’t like your new shampoo.”

Léodagan qui prend quand même le temps de courtiser Séli après l’avoir kidnappée parce que quand même faut faire les choses correctement >>>>>>> :

“Léodagan is a noble who has to find a suitable match and decides to court Séli for her large dowry, not knowing Séli has already fallen head over heels for them.”

Ca ça peut soit partir en smut soit en crackfic voir les deux qui sait : 

“Séli having to help Léo undress after an injury”

Arrêtez tout le site est télépathe il lit dans mes pensées :

“Léodagan and Séli not speaking each other languages, falling in love and learning together.”

Mentions honorables :  

“Léodagan is extremely drunk. So drunk that they can't even walk in a straight line. Séli carries them bridal style home, Léodagan flirting with them the whole time.” 

2. Randomly generated Pandranièvre prompts

“Arthur knitting something for Guenièvre” Simple mais j’imagine le résultat être pas ouf du tout mais Guenièvre elle aime trop quand même parce que ça vient d’Arthur

“Arthur having to comfort Guenièvre because she just encountered a very large, unpleasant bird that scared them”

“Imagine Guenièvre eating chocolate then Arthur kisses her and won’t stop kissing her (because of the chocolate taste) so she eventually asks Arthur if he wants some and Arthur shakes their head and says that ‘it tastes better that way’ “

Ca pour leur potentiel deuxième mariage post KV1 c’est mignon :

“Guenièvre returning the engagement ring they got for Arthur to the jeweller. Not because Arthur said no, but because Arthur had worked up the courage to propose before Guenièvre did.”

“Guenièvre and Arthur reading a horror book. Guenièvre can't sleep that night and Arthur comforts them in a cuddle.”

“Guenièvre draws pictures of them and their lover Arthur. One day, while at Guenièvre's house, Arthur sees the drawings. BONUS: Guenièvre is so bad at drawing that Arthur doesn't recognize themselves on the drawing.”

“ Arthur teaching Guenièvre how to kiss, and Guenièvre ends up kissing Arthur really quick, nervously asks 'Like that?' and leaves Arthur silent and flustered for a moment.”

[lexlee20]

Also, while still fiercely enjoying TROP as lyrically gorgeous AU crackfic, what the heck are they on about the metallurgy?

“We must have absolutely pure gold and silver from Valinor” so let’s melt down an object made with gold and silver and presumably steel into a single open pot nope no oxidation issues here

[catswillruletheworld]

Halloween crackfic

Couleur tentation

– Molly Weasley m’a donné une boîte de pralines pour toi. Elle aurait aimé te remercier en mains propres, mais n’a pas réussi à te croiser.

–  Elle n’aurait pas dû…

Ta voix était faible. Un murmure lointain, vaporeux, absolument pas convainquant.

– De la part de son fils, dit Poppy en déposant un paquet sur le dernier bout libre de la table basse.

Elle repoussa d’une pichenette la fleur qui voulut s’y enrouler.

– Pour te remercier de lui avoir sauvé la vie, poursuivit-elle avec un coup d’œil interrogateur.

La boîte rose te tentait atrocement. Là, posée à quelques centimètres de ta main, elle aimantait tes yeux et tes pensées. Ta lutte intérieure était rude. T’en approcher était déjà ouvrir la porte à de trop nombreuses erreurs. Elle n’aurait jamais, jamais dû te l’envoyer. Elle n’aurait jamais dû passer le seuil de ta maison.

L’excès de sucre n’est pas toujours mauvais pour la santé.

OS, 1400 mots, sur AO3

[incorrectringsofpower]

Tar-Míriel, lustfully, about Elendil: Oh God, I hope his wife is dead.

[incorrectringsofpower]

Elrond: Sometimes I just pretend Elros doesn't exist

Gil-Galad: Once again, kind of weird but not a sin

[folatefangirl]

Half of the crackfics in the TROP ao3 crack tag are just knee-jerk anti TROP works. Which, fine. I've consumed and written extensive and multiple crackfics for things I've disliked before, too. Not judging anyone for writing what they write since ao3 isn't set up for anti fandom tags. But the fact that there is so little crack that my friend group's meme fic is jumping up in the ranks overnight AND that approximately half the crackfics are anti TROP seems like a gauntlet-issued challenge to me, specifically, a crack writer in this the month of our lord NaNoWriMo >·>