#trop kinda weird not a sin

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Durin: I lied to steal your table

Gil-Galad: again, kind of weird but not a sin. Definitely a dick move though.

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Durin: I kind of want to bang Elrond

Gil-Galad: kind of weird but not a sin

Durin: I Did Not Ask

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Disa: I--

Gil-Galad: you have never done anything wrong, ever, in your life

Disa: correct

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Isildur: I covered for the prime minister's kid after he set two ships on fire

Gil-Galad: weird AND a sin, okay

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Earien, coming in after Isildur: I may have accidentally inspired a boy to set two ships on fire

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Celeborn, slamming the door closed in the confessional: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

Gil-Galad: ...?

Celeborn: I would have been rescued only to find out that my beloved star-given darling WAS PUT IN THE ELF PETTING ZOO

Gil-Galad: This doesn't sound like a confession so I'm calling it a sin

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Elrond comes in after Celeborn rants: i told him it was your idea

Gil-Galad: BETRAYAL

Elrond: but not a sin though?

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Theo: I didn’t tell my mom that Waldreg grabbed my arm when she could still take her scythe to his hand for it

Gil-Galad: NONE OF YOU ARE FREE FROM SIN GO HOME. ...except you, Elrond, you're an angel and we're honored to have you

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Celebrimbor: I forgot how alloys work at a somewhat crucial moment

Gil-Galad: Kinda weird but not a sin

Celebrimbor: The dark lord fluttered his eyelashes at me and I just kind of forgot how everything works

Gil-Galad: Once again, kind of weird but not a sin

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Elrond: Sometimes I just pretend Elros doesn't exist

Gil-Galad: Once again, kind of weird but not a sin

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Elrond: I swore an oath to my boyfriend and then almost immediately sung like a canary to Celebrimbor

Gil-Galad: The Catholic Guilt maneuver worked exactly as planned

Elrond: What?

Gil-Galad, packing up his notes: Not a sin, gotta go

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Theo: I disapproved of my mom's new relationship and showed it by mostly accidentally kickstarting the creation of Mordor

Gil-Galad: ...kinda weird, kind of a sin

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Isildur: I faked incompetence so I got tossed out of the Sea Guard

Gil-Galad: ...

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Galadriel: The last thing I said to Celeborn before he left for war was that he looked like a silver clam

Gil-Galad: …Not a sin, but do you have something to say about the armor, Galadriel?

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Galadriel: I jumped off the ship to Valinor and swam back to Middle-earth

Gil-Galad: I would have preferred you hadn't but not a sin

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Galadriel: I made some nice Númenòrean repair a sleeve after daring actual children to cut me

Gil-Galad: Once again, kind of weird but not a sin