#trifle tag

[jesusbutbetterrr]

waddup you wanna go play outside? my mum said we can but i have to be back for dinner :)

yessssss, what game do you want to play? It's your choice :)

[jesusbutbetterrr]

Ok I kinda also want to add on to this, bc it came to mind, yea :)

those foam packing peanut things (texture and curiosity)

bag of chips (crisps, cuz I think that's the word y'all use) (this was also out if curiosity but afterwards he had a meltdown from bad sensory)

cake

cheesecake

plain ass pasta (no sauce or shit, he's no gonna mess with that)

bucket of ice (he did not like that one)

crack between the floor and a door (it was a notably large gap between the too and he just wanted to see if it could fit)

soup

jar of sprinkles

jar of glitter (@rainsbasspick you put this in my mind and now I cant unthink it)

putty

water bottle (he just found one with the right opening and decided why not)

what are some of the most notable things ant would stick his dick in?

oh my dear jesus the list is so long it wouldn't even fit in tumblr's 4 million character limit jhaskjldf have some highlights !!

doughnut (obviously) (he thought the glaze was cum so when he had an unglazed one he tried to fix it himself)

vacuum cleaner (classic)

mountain's garden (watched saltburn and got ideas)

peanut butter jar (inspired by @everybodyshusband affectionately telling me it's a good thing i don't have a dick because it would end up getting stuck in peanut butter jars on the daily)

the weird hole in the back of the sofa (it was already wet ???)

cannelloni (he's got a skinny dick, okay ?)

everyone else's fleshlights (he refuses to buy his own)

one of cumulus' scrunchies (it smelled of her)

wrapping paper tube (this one was a fail, he's not that skinny)

aether.

[noahl-art]

hi i am coming to scream (/pos) at you because i just went through last year's ghostober collection on ao3 and nhgnhghnghn aaaraahhhhhhhhhh *assorted horny sounds* okay that's all thank you :))

Hiiii Trifle!! ✨️

HZHSHHSHSHZH THANKS 😭❤️

I really can't wait for this year!! It's just all so fun!! And... I've just finished the piece for the first day so here have a sneak peek as a treat 💦

There is nothing explicit but I'm still putting it under the cut!

[lotus-pear]

i am actually losing my fucking mind im having this tech issue where whenever i reblog someone else's post i physically cannot view the tags and its driving me insane.

like u know when u reblog soemones post and leave tags in it and then when u open the reblogs u can read ur own tags alongside everyone else's?? YEA THATS NOT WORKING FOR ME HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO ANYONE.....DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FIX IT

[deanmarywinchester]

also I think more of the recipes should involve clotted cream. the first and only time I’ve ever had scones with clotted cream I was like so THATS why all those hedgehogs and shit were wild for desserts with cream

[vagarian-viscount]

*begins to trifle with you*

-@good-wizard

…What on earth are you doing. Have you come simply to torment me?

[triflesandparsnips]

Um. Izzy WAS rude first in that scene, though. The first thing he says isn't "still it's a nice room", it's "I was thinking what a complete misuse of space this is" or some such Badminton bullshit--and that's deliberate. He's deliberately being paralleled with Badminton with that line. Fucking piece of shit Izzy apologist bullshit.

My darling! My peach! Thank you for pointing out the true meaning of this scene, which, obviously, is the historical art of

COURTSHIP THROUGH CONVERSATION

As you and I both know well, dear heart, a popular publishing genre of the time was SAMPLE DIALOGUES between a wooing lover and a coy mistress -- as seen here, and here, and here, among many other places, several of which also include Etchings of a Curious Nature that I may only Hint At ere I too quickly tax your Gentle Sensibilities.

But leaving that aside, my darling moon and stars and small heavenly bodies that have been previously miscategorized as planets but that I nevertheless hold sacred in my heart-- there is a delightful subset of courtly conversation that, quite clearly, and as demonstrated by the canon and by your own dear letter, applies not only to our own tentative trembling tryst but also to that of Stede and Izzy!

I had not considered the matter before now, but your sly missive, so artful in its gentle tease and saucy in its declarations, reminded me strongly of what the sages called Mock-Complements, or Drolling-Complements. That is to say, when two would-be lovers, attempting to enter into a courtship but hesitant to appear too forward, treat their conversation with one another as if enemies rather than the hot-blooded lovers that they so dearly wish to be.

And so, just as your dear note falls between those lines, so too does that conversation between Stede and Izzy! For as you well know, since you most definitely reviewed the scene so as to ensure utmost accuracy in your thoughts and feelings before penning your note of Deep Romantic Interest as to My Person, behold:

Between a Roguish Sailor and a Fallen Gentleman. The Rogue, all courtesy How goes the fuckery? The Gentleman, his sharp reply What are you doing in here?

My God! What flirtatious delight! What promise of future connubial bliss! Look how clearly the Gentleman attempts to indicate the mode by which he wishes to be wooed! No sweet embrace nor honeyed words for him-- he seeks the speedy wit of a clever lover, pushing away with one hand while beckoning with the other, all Beatrice to his would-be Benedick. See how very intentionally Stede behaves rudely first, because gosh, protagonists can very much be assholes in their own right regardless of the motivations of any nearby antagonists who happen to be sharing screen time with them and for whom perhaps the audience is overly concerned with demonizing to the point of willfully ignoring the very literal previous dang line of dialogue--

Which, of course, you know! Because you too studied this scene with care and attention, and so, with your letter, wished to draw my notice to the deeper meaning of this clearly loving moment. My thanks, dear Sibyl, sweet Relevator of Forbidden Love, for urging forth this understanding.

And yet! A sad conclusion is simultaneously revealed. The tragedy of this bathic pairing is that while Stede has studied the modes and methods by which he can indicate his interest, Izzy has not had as thorough an education in the Artful Ways of Wooing. Rather than a fanciful rejoinder, he instead mirrors Stede's gambit-- a noble attempt at meeting his would-be paramour halfway, but sadly, only a Recipe for Missed Meanings. Our sad Izzy's reply would seem to parry the Gentleman's overture, rather than enjoin it-- and leads them, thus, to the Comedy of Errors wherein now they find their love, and also Ed is around here somewhere.

But never fear, my pocket pumpkin of pleasant fancies-- I will not make this mistake! Just as you so kindly dropped your handkerchief of Rather Ridiculous and Perhaps a Touch Juvenile Displays of Media Illiteracy before me in hopes that I might take it up for you, so too shall I offer it back again, perfumed with the hopes, dreams, and delights of our no-doubt felicitous and quite impending nuptials.

[ask-xi]

// Trawling back through the X and XI tag for nostalgia. We all made some amazing memories here and I'm stunned and so grateful for how many of you came along for the ride to enjoy our weirdo off-the-rails versions of the Doctor. Thank you 😭😭😭

[scalproie]

AZAZEL IS STILL TALKING MAD SHIT FOR SOMEONE WITHIN BOTH EWGF AND DEVOURING DISTANCE

[bitchy-peachy]

Blocked a bunch of racist bitches.

I feel at peace.

[jesusbutbetterrr]

wanna go get high and sit in the woods together (on chairs, i'm not a heathen)? <33

trifle, high or not, I'm sitting on that damn ground. You might not be a heathen but I am.

Anyways yea <3

[thisblogisblank]

Saw this bad boy going around, so I decided to give it a shot!!

I'm so normal.

[coyotegirl-archmagos]

feelin quite happy silly right now at ten forty eight on this fine tuesday night :3 i am having A Moment

love you all realmsies wish we were at camp rn

[darthvaporwave]

the saga of darth vaporwave and her mortal enemy, medication, continues

[triflesandparsnips]

"memory alteration"

so do I die, or do I just erase myself from y'all's memory so that I might start over my unending life somewhere else without having to watch you fall into madness as you age, I don't, and you finally start noticing that my posts about apothecary recreations are riddled with citationless claims as to how it 'used' to be and entirely too many personal notes about some of the shop owners I had to deal with in 1678, those fuckers

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[triflesandparsnips]

Am suddenly realizing that I basically have one (1) month to write up both my historical medicine essay AND red-string conspiracy rant about Cravat Theory.

...while also trying out this new recipe I found for what could, through the power of historical plausibility, be Stede Bonnet's cinnamon-flavored breath fresheners.