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32lice · 3 months ago
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my evil twin
shithead
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regular fit
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stromer · 1 year ago
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experiencing things no other woman has experienced in this lifetime
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crossbackpoke-check · 3 months ago
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nosy anon again making a return because i think what my brain did was read that i helped find some kind of writing and then did not fully process what the writing was?? but upon rereading i am very intrigued if you ever get the urge to share i will be all eyes/ears/senses required to enjoy things!!
I GET TO DO WIP WEDNESDAYYYYYY!!! the writing exists mostly in the form of a tag (fantastic! 'verse) and also a thirty-two page doc of snippets and planning, so the sense you will be using most is imagination:
don't think i have ever actually formally written out anything about fantastic! 'verse but! the tl;dr of it is that it's a semi-college au: joel is still a hockey player for the lv phantoms, but morgan is a college student-athlete. it's incredibly relevant to the plot that joel falls in love with morgan in the check-out line of a wegman's, lies a little bit, and ends up going back to get his degree.
most of it is just good fun about college kids growing up, but i think there's a lot of parallels between making your way through a development system where traditional "success" isn't always guaranteed (ahl -> nhl, completion of higher education -> pursuit of a career) because that development system isn't always designed for you to "succeed" or have opportunities. heavy quotation marks around success because part of that struggle is learning what you want in life and how you define success. are your dreams achievable? are they still the same dreams you always used to have? it's infinite branching universes of would you still love me if i was a worm (ahl player forever) (a college dropout) (a college graduate) (older) (realizing the fallibility of your body) (uncertain of the future) (human).
silly little snippet:
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#do i LOVE this snippet no we're still workshopping but i felt like y'all needed context for why it's fantastic! 'verse#and i can't link ash's tweet because. priv nor can i link kay or jos' replies so this is me saying Just Trust Me the tweet is this scene#anon the gift keeps on giving. i get to gab i get to be nosy the world is ideal i am here for it#does it count as wip wednesday if the w in question has been ip for four (?) years?#liv in the replies#HI THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO OUT WHEN I FIRST GOT IT BUT I MISSED WEDNESDAY SO I HAD TO WAIT A WHOLE WEEK TO HIT IT AGAIN#BECAUSE I GOT EXCITED ABOUT DOING THE DAYS OF THE WEEK wip wednesday#you know the one oh i LOVE this part audio? that's me any time somebody asks me questions i am SO inclined to share.#one time somebody made a comparison about the blog and walking through a garden and it made me weepy i can't even lie#ALSO I SAW YOUR OTHER ASK i am in the trenches about whether i want to post it or not i did also go look and see her morgan posting in 2019#and maybe she is the same girlfriend?? maybe they broke up and got back together?? maybe she just cleaned up her vsco??? SO confused#(the debate is for all the reasons you mentioned lol it's just me deciding how Public you have to be before i think i want to paper doll yo#into my narratives? in a public forum because i would absolutely dm/gc/etc where there's no chance she could see or be involved#(as if she is on tumblr) but also figuring out how much i let into the sandbox. To Me things like the edm polycule or including wags can be#interesting within the narratives and sometimes i just pretend they don't exist! right now i am intrigued by the fact of whether or not#i invented a girlfriend (???) for morgan but she really doesn't fit into my narratives in a fun/interesting way besides that#and i don't want to spread misinfo if i DID invent this other girlfriend. rip morgan's imaginary (??) gf although i KNOW there was one#with the artsy vsco claw marks on his back. i promise!!! maybe it was just her!!!#fantastic! 'verse#i have better snippets i promise this au is funny it also features like. all of the 2019-2020 flyers because that's when i started writing#AND probably ten of those 32 pages are plans for a sequel/companion about isaac ratcliffe my beloved 😭#don't think too hard about who is actually playing on the flyers or draft orders without people. EYE know who is still on the team#but i did not do the math shenanigans to figure out who replaced people like morgan or scooty loots. vibes only no PP units
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bloodyknucklesforme · 10 months ago
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People are asking about how Nina would feel finding out Price might be her dad but take a moment to think about Simon who finds out he might have been railing his mentor's daughter
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pvnsie · 1 year ago
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i am going to commit unimaginable acts of violence
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letters-to-lgbt-kids · 1 month ago
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My dear lgbt+ kids, 
When it comes to cold weather, the main rule (regardless of gender or presentation) is: when in doubt, choose warmth and safety over style. 
Some basics: 
Layering is your best friend: Start with moisture-wicking base layers to keep sweat off your skin. Follow with insulating layers (like fleece or wool), and finish with a weather-resistant outer layer (like a puffer jacket or waterproof coat) to protect against wind, snow or rain.
Keep your sensitive areas warm: Make sure your hands, feet, and head are covered! Gloves, warm socks and a beanie can prevent cold-related discomfort or injuries. 
Waterproof: If you're facing snow or rain, make sure your clothes are waterproof. Wet clothes lose their insulating ability, so staying dry is a big part of staying warm! 
Reflective Gear: If you’re out in the dark or in poor visibility conditions, consider adding reflective elements to your outfit for safety.
People can react differently to temperatures. A temperature that feels super cold to you could feel comfortable to someone else, depending on what you’re used to (and some other factors). As a very basic rule, we can say: Gloves, beanies, and other cold-weather accessories typically become necessary when temperatures drop below 40°F (4°C). In more severe cold (below 32°F (0°C)), it’s even more important to wear them to protect yourself from frostbite and maintain body warmth. But it goes even in milder weather: if you feel uncomfortable or if it’s windy or damp, it’s a good idea to add these items for extra comfort.
With all that being said: Clothes are not just for safety and temperature control, they also help you express yourself - and that doesn’t suddenly change in winter. 
Dressing for cold weather doesn’t have to mean sacrificing your personal look. Whether you want to present more feminine, more masculine, or more androgynous, here are some tips to help you layer up and feel like yourself: 
(Note that these are suggestions, not hard rules. Style is highly subjective as everyone has different tastes, preferences, body types, fashion inspirations, budgets, cultural influences etc. I could suggest something here that you’d feel super uncomfortable in - if so, that’s not a sign you’re “doing it wrong”! Cherry-pick what feels right and ignore the rest) 
If You Want to Present More Feminine
Base Layers: If you want to wear skirts or dresses in winter, start with thermal leggings or tights! These can be nicely paired with cozy, long-sleeved tops or lightweight thermal shirts. (But also keep in mind that plenty of women, cis or trans, do not wear dresses all the time! Nothing wrong with choosing jeans!) 
Outer Layers: There are plenty of styles to choose from that have a feminine touch, such as a belted trench coat, a pea coat, or a long wool coat. Shawls are also excellent for adding a touch of style while keeping you warm! 
Footwear: Knee-high or thigh-high boots lined with faux fur or fleece can keep your legs warm and add a polished look to your outfit. Ankle boots with thicker socks are also a good alternative.
Accessories: Scarves, gloves, and beanies can be both practical and stylish. Knit hats or earmuffs can add a soft, cozy vibe to your look.
Style Tip: Go for a mix of fabrics like wool, faux fur, and knitwear to create texture and warmth.
If You Want to Present More Masculine: 
- Base Layers: Start with thermal undershirts or moisture-wicking base layers. Consider long underwear for added insulation beneath your pants.
- Outer Layers: There’s plenty of outerwear to choose from, like a puffer jacket, parka, or wool overcoat! (Faux) Leather or bomber jackets layered over sweaters can also add a masculine edge while keeping you warm.
- Footwear: You might want to opt for sturdy boots, such as work boots, Chelsea boots, or combat boots. Thicker socks can keep your feet warm.
- Accessories: Don’t skip out on scarves, beanies, or gloves for being “too feminine”. They can actually be great for adding a more rugged feel to your outfit! You just gotta find a color and style that fits you well. 
Style Tip: Focus on layering in a way that adds structure. Sweaters, button-ups, and jackets work great together for a sharp, put-together look. Play with dark, neutral tones and thick fabrics like wool or denim for extra warmth and style.
If You Want to Present Androgynous
- Base Layers: Neutral-colored thermal tops or turtlenecks can serve as great foundational pieces. You may want to pair these with straight-leg or loose-fitting pants that allow room for layering underneath.
- Outer Layers: Oversized coats, puffer jackets, or long trench coats can work well for an androgynous look. Try layering with oversized sweaters or fleece pullovers for extra warmth.
- Footwear: You could go for sneakers, lace-up boots, or loafers paired with warm, thick socks. But really, any pair of shoes can work for an unisex outfit. 
- Accessories: Neutral-colored scarves, simple beanies, and fingerless gloves can add to an androgynous look. Minimalist accessories like oversized scarves or gender-neutral caps are both practical and stylish.
Style Tip: Aim for a balanced mix of structured and relaxed pieces. Try loose layers on top with more fitted pants, or vice versa, to create an effortless, warm, and non-gendered appearance.
With all my love, 
Your Tumblr Dad 
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petalsthefish · 11 months ago
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I’m 32 years old. I’ve got no money and no prospects, but I do have 18 years of being a marauders fan gathered up here in my hippocampus. I have been here since the very beginning. I was there when the fandom was turned upside down by the Snape’s Worst Memory chapter. I was in the trenches during the snily wars when The Princes Tale chapter was published. I have watched this fandom grow and diversify in the best ways possible. However, I am here today to promise you that James Potter didn’t have eyes for anyone but Lily Evans his entire life. He would do anything for her. He loved and believed in her so much that he died for her, for the product of their love. There are 4100 pages that you can get this information from. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.
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dead-lights · 9 months ago
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portraits of the vatore siblings [in-game wall art]
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I'm having a lot of fun putting the Vatores in period clothes, so I made some renders of them dressed up in 1890s-1940s clothing and threw them into that big frame from Vampires.
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This was a pretty big project: 3 cc wall art pieces covering 6 decades of fashion with 12 separate outfits, which resulted in 18 individual renders and 144 total swatches. Also, the frame itself is huge. I prefer them sized down (shift + [ in buy mode) but they are 100% the type to own larger-than-life portraits of themselves.
My hc is that the Vatores were born in the late 1930s/early 1940s, so imo they aren't actually old enough to have worn any of these clothes when they were first in style. I think they dressed up like it’s old times and took a buncha pictures just to confuse people trying to figure out how old they really are. Sibling bonding!
Included below are all 18 renders, with cc and full color below the cut.
1890s
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1900s
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1910s
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1920s
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I'm a little obsessed with Lilith's 1940s look ngl
lilith
1890s
hair: granny bun by @saurusness
hat: fine feathered hat by @gilded-ghosts
earrings: rose in the garden earrings by @rustys-cc
dress: the ida dress by retro-pixels (direct link)
pose: from mademoiselle by @blackpanda-ts4
1900s
hat: striped bow hat by @lilis-palace
hair: bertha by @buzzardly28
earrings: arthur earrings by @yakfarm
outfit: dress: edwardian huntress dress by @elfdor
pose: also from mademoiselle
1910s
hair and flower accessory: gibson curl updo by @the-melancholy-maiden
earrings: arthur earrings by yakfarm
dress: rose lunch dress by @happylifesims
pose: also from mademoiselle
1920s
hair: maxie by @raindropsoncowplants
lipstick: clara by @chere-indolente
dress: 1920s evening dress 06 by happylifesims
pose: from the louise brooks posepack
1930s
hair: gigi by @simadelics
coat: 1930s female coat 02 by happylifesims
pose: from barstool poses ii by @katverse
1940s
hair & dress from forties film noir by gilded-ghosts
pose: from monday poses by @ratboysims
caleb
1890
hat: 1920s top hat by happylifesims
1900
outfit: men's casual edwardian suit by @historicalsimslife
hat: 1920s bowler hat by happylifesims
1910
hat: 1920s fedora hat by happylifesims
1920
hat/coat: dmitri hat & coat by happylifesims
1930
fedora shape no. 2 by happylifesims
1930s male trench coat 01 by happylifesims
1940
hat: fedora shape no. 1 by happylifesims
suit: paper, ink, & sorrow suit by @anachrosims
sibling poses
jane austen poses by @atashi77 (both 1890)
model poses 32 (lilith 1900, 1920, 1930, 1940) and male poses 11 (caleb 1900, 1910, 1920, 1930, 1940) by @helgatisha
edwardian socialite by @funkyllama (lilith 1910)
@occult-cc-finds
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autumnmobile12 · 8 months ago
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I just want to say...
Of all the LoV members, nobody was more committed to their bit than Mr. Compress for choosing to wear a trench coat during Japan's notoriously hot/humid summers.
Average temperatures of July/August: 70 to 90 °F (21 to 32 °C)
Relative Humidity: 78% to 83%
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tangerisms · 5 months ago
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SEATTLE KRAKEN
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FANTASY HOCKEY AU : 2 / 32
NOTES :
(the basis of this au is that gods and magic rule NHL teams. magic surround teams and their players. gods take sacrifices in the forms of wins , fights , blood spilled on the ice , etc.)
- the kraken's gods are freshly reawakened, having stayed dormant for decades. they rule the deep sea and dark corners of trenches. wriggling masses of tentacles and deep sea creatures
- their magic thrums steadily, sometimes crackling with the renewed energy and vigor in it
- kraken players have an odd glow about them, a sort of bioluminescence that they carry around. they have cloudy pupils that often look unseeing and empty, although don't be fooled by it. they still see everything
- some are likened to sirens with their strangely alluring qualities, like something human but too pale and unnerving. their bioluminescence is often intriguing, drawing other players in before attacking, like an anglerfish.
(they don't ACTUALLY attack people , it's usually just slashing or fighting or any sort of increased physicality in their play)
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carrionkid · 5 months ago
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I got promoted to a full time position! Like this has basically been my full time job all along but I'm now contracted 40 hours every week officially! I'm excited but also man I was barely handling my 32 hours a week for like 2 years straight and even though I'm ostensibly healthy now after 2 surgeries I'm like soooo worried I'm gonna end up in the trenches again where I can barely work 3 days a week bc I'm dying
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slainesthrone · 10 months ago
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So trying to recreate the qsmp mos pack (Personal use ig, just sawa bunch of mods I've never seen before and when Oh Shit thats exciting, then just diecided "Fuck it gonna gather as many of the mods they're using)
I Do Not have any of knowledge of any of the dungeons that they have so I ask if you have any insight let me know.
Here's the full list I have of confirmed mods and possible mods;
server runs on 1.20.1 qsmp 2024 mods: 1.Regions Unexplored 2.Croptopia 3.Biomes o plenty 4.born in chaos 5.exotic birds 6.enmey expansion 7.chocobo mod 8.farmers delight + some other food mods (Possibly multiple) with delight in the name. 9.Candlelight(?) 10.Handcrafted 11.Alex's mobs 12.Alex's caves (I can confirm because of a TRAP DOOR in the egg bakery. I'm in the trenches) 13.supplementaries 14.Beachparty 15.create 16.journey maps (Idk some map mod) 17.aquaculture 2 18.cluttered 19.chimes 20.fairy lights 21.FramedBlocks 22.Chipped 23.paraglider 24.Another furniture mod 25.waystones 26.connected glass 27.Create deco 28.Candlelight dinner 29.MOA DECOR 30.Tanuki decor 31.Orcz 32.Modern life 33.Bakery 34.Friends&Foes 35.Meadow 36.Abyssal decor 37.Twigs 38.lootr 39.when dungeons arise(to be confirmed) 40.nether's delight 41.rats 42.Additional lanterns 43.Alex's delight 44.Additional Lights 45.AstikorCarts Redux 46.Athena 47.Awesome dungeon net..(work?) 48.BOZOID 49.Apothic Attributes 50.AppleSkin 51.Balm 52.Better Archeology 53.Better ping Display 54.BetterF3 55.Aquaculture Delight 56.Bookshelf 57.Bygone Nether 58.CC: Tweaked 59.Artifacts 60.Camera Mod 61.Cataclysm Mod 62.Catalogue 63.Citadel 64.Cloth config v10 API 65.Clumps 66.Comforts 67.Configured 68.Controlling 69.CorgiLib 70.CoroUtil 71.Corpse 72.CosmeticArmorReworked 73.Create : Encased 74.Create Confectionery 75.Create Slice & Dice 76.Create: Interiors 77.Create: Steam 'n' Rails 78.Create: Structures 79.CreativeCore 80.Creeper Overhaul 81.Cristel Lib 82.Cupboard Utilities 83.Curios API 84.Customizable Player M(???) 85.Delightful 86.Distant Horizons 87.Domestication Innovations 88.Duckling 89.Dynamic Lights 90.Elevator Mod 91.Embeddium 92.Emotecraft 93.Enderman Overhaul 94.EntityCulling 95.Nether's exoticism 96.YUNG's (x) Mods (bridges, better dessert temples,mineshafts only ones i can confrim, might be all but idk for sure) 97.Securitycraft 98.Vinery (Confirmed because of Tubbo's drinking binge at spawn yesterday) 99.Mr.Crayfish (Furniture confirmed, possibly more) 100.Naturalist 101.Tom's simple storage
If you know or noticed mods that haven't been listed, reply/reblog with them please.
Things are numbered for my archival reasons, as some mods come in multiple separate mods (such as YUNG's) the numbering will not show the true number of the mods on the server.
I also have not checked the needed mods that any of these mods may need so.
(Please note that there may be spelling/grammar mistakes in the names of this mods!)
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melkyt · 4 months ago
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Mel's Lawlu Content Index
Fics -
1) Luffy's Heart - G5
2) Red String of Fate
3) Accidental Baby AU
4) Stretchmarks
5) Modern AU - Intern!Luffy/Pre-med Law
6) Immortal!Luffy/Reincarnated!Law
7) EMT!Luffy/Doctor!Law
8) Spiderman AU
9) Vampire!Luffy/Human!Law
10) Hanahaki Disease AU
11) Doctor Who AU
12) Tarzan AU
13) Zolawlu - Omegaverse
14) Heart Transplant
15) Zombie AU - Dying Light
16) Merfolk AU
17) Cult-Leader!Luffy/Journalist!Law
18) Immortal Luffy/Reincarnated!Law - another flavor
19) Claustrophobic!Law - 2
20) Old Age
21) 3D2Y - Part 1
22) 3D2Y - Confession - Part 2
23) In The Rain (art)
24) Mountain Child!Luffy/Village Doctor!Law
25) Vessel!Luffy/Traveler!Law
26) Paladin!Luffy/Wizard!Law - Messages
27) Immortal!Law/Seraphim!Luffy
28) Knight!Luffy/Prince!Law
29) Reincarnation AU - Prom
30) Marine!Law/Pirate!Luffy
31) Headcanons
32) Assassin's AU
33) Death!Law/Meta!Luffy - Deadpool style
34) House AU
35) Tempreature
36) Lost
37) White Lead AU
38) Being Human AU
39) White Lead - An STD? - Follow up - Lol - Kisses
40) Tattoo's
41) BG3 AU
42) Mer Fic
43) Military Maverick
44) Obedience
45) Stop and Look Around
46) King Through Marriage
47) Soulmate Prayer
48) Luffy Mpreg - 1 - 2
49) Soulmate AU Patrons
50) Bilingual Luffy
There are more Drabbles under the cut as I ran out of space in this block rofl
Note about my shipping preferences
Current Ships: Lawlu, DofLaw, CoraShanks
AMVS
Despreate Measures - Marianas trench
Life In Mono - WIP
Requests Open, status below. If it says a name then that slot is taken, if it says open them you can request, if it says closed, i am not taking requests right now
Slots:
Amvs:
1) Open
2) Open
3) Open
Art:
1) Open
2) Open
3) Open
Fic:
1) Daycare AU - WIP
2) Fem Lawlu
3) Closed
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Life&Death
Vamprie Hybrids - DoffyLaw
Voyeurism
Heart on a Keychain
Scandal - CoraShanks
Hero/Villain
Cannibalism
X marks the Spot
Dragon Luffy
Alpha/Omega
Gladiators
Heart Disease
Love
Soulmates
Law and Gloves
Oil Rig
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taylorscottbarnett · 4 months ago
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It's always interesting seeing what Obama will eventually say on matters of the democratic party.
He's very cautious to speak on events, allowing the party to find its own way.
In part, I think it's because of just how horrible Obama's two terms were for Democrats.
Obama saw Democrats suffer the largest loss of power down ballot since Eisenhower.
2008 Democrats controlled both chambers of 27 states.
2016 only 13.
Democrats lost control in Wisconsin, North Carolina, Iowa, and West Virginia. Kentucky's House flipped for the first time in almost 100 years.
They lost a net 13 Governorships, 816 state legeslative seats, 12 US Senate seats, and 64 US House seats.
In 2010, they lost 6 US Senate seats.
63 US House seats.
In 2014, they lost a staggering 9 Senate seats and another 13 House seats.
And when they did have wins, it wasn't nearly comparable to the severe bleeding out of down-ballot power.
When Trump was sworn in, the GOP controlled 32 state legislatures (both chambers) and 33 Governorships.
It's a rather black mark on his legacy.
Make no mistake, Obama's two terms saw huge wins as well, and the most long-last and consequential changes in America in decades.
Obamacare, Dodd-Frank, historic judges placed on federal benches. The Constitutional right to marry for gays. Hell, a complete and total 180 on LGBT+ rights for the democratic party that had previously been extremely cautious about embracing even JUST equal marriage rights.
(Biden helped significantly, too, as he kinda accidentally came out in support of it before his boss had announced his own --and by extension the Executive Branch's support, like refusing to defend the Defense of Marriage Act in court, repealing Dont Ask Dont Tell, etc).
The Obama-Biden era doesn't get nearly enough credit in hindsight for how significantly they pushed the Democratic Party into it's modern form or just how quickly that change happened.
We would never be even talking about the rights of trans Americans without winning the first victories for marriage, Healthcare, etc.
There's still much to do sure, but fighting for rights is a marathon, not a sprint. We expand, we defend our arguments in Congress, in Court, and in the public, we win, we dig in, and we advance again. We build coalitions.
Expanding rights in America isn't a blitzkrieg, it's trench-warfare.
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awmancreeper · 2 years ago
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ミ★Just Say You Love Me</3
Synopsis:
★ Kai’s friends roast him for not being in a relationship since he was 12. While Y/n tries to avoid getting into a relationship every week. One day Kai spots a familiar girl hiding in a tree finding out she was hiding from her 2nd confession that week. After hearing the university’s IT girl struggles Hyuka comes up with a plan.
But what happens when y/n isn't the girl everyone made her out to be?
PAIRING: Huening Kai X Fem.Reader
Fic Type: Social Media AU + Written Parts(kinda long)
Genre: University AU, Fluff, Some!Angst, “strangers” to lovers, FAKE!DATING, SLOW BURN!!, mutual!Pinning!, opposites attract? Unrequited Love?
⚠︎︎Warning: swearing,suggestive parts mention of sex but nothing explicit, Drinking alcohol(being drunk), mention of mental health/mental illnesses, mention of cheating, mention of food!. The following jokes will be used: kys, ur mom, deez nuts, abandonment , virgin
Featuring: the rest of TXT, yeji (itzy), Sunoo & Ni-Ki (Enhypen, the other member are briefly mentioned), Wonyoung (IVE), PopUs: Straykids, rest of IVE
Status: COMPLETE
Started: Feb 2023
Ended: May 2023
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Profiles
Pretty Faces / Psych Ward Escapees
✪Chapters
1. Taking Ankles
☙1.5 like a Baka
2. Virgin 🫵🏻
3. Hunting Wabbits
4. Mint Choco Latte
5. Got The Whole GC Laughin’
6. ✨Pretend Boyfriend✨
7. Something New
8. Into the Trenches
9. Sorry Moms
10. Two of Us
11. Piss, Shit, Cum
12. McKidding Me
13. Hot Moms
14. Best Kicks
15. New Best friend
☙15.5 FELL for Him
16. Sugar Plum has entered the chat
17. For the Plot
18. Rich Rich
19. Get in Loser
20. T as in Troy
21. BIG Balls
22. His Sky
23. Charlie Charlie
❦ 23.5 Fight em’
24. New Friends
25. Delulu Era
26. Chronically Awkward
27. Somebody’s Someone
❦ 27.5 Hit List
28. Ridiculously BIG
29. Aw Shit Here We Go Again
❦ 29.5 PRETY
30. SnapBacks
31. Never Love You
32. M.I.A
33. Angel
34. I Quit
❦34.5 The Homies
35. End of the World
36. Gamer Sweat
37. Raid Shadow Legends
38: POV: you have no friends
39. peachy.rei
40. (An Empath)
41. Oopsie Poopsie
42. Snot Bubbles
❦42.5 But A Trim
43. I Know I Love You
EPILOGUE
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majosullivan · 9 months ago
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Castle Swimmer Dashboard Simulator 2
🔄 gay-ass-seagrass reblogged sandyshells
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Threre are ha;ir thi eves haeving sex ;;; in my castsle’swalls sned help
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There are hair thieves having sex in our walls and now I’m getting fucking HECKLED
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This has to be the funniest reason I seen for accusing a post for being fake cause like…it implies that they thought it is simply impossible for anyone here to be the same age or have similar usernames imao
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I can’t believe that out of all things, I’m being accused of lying about my castle having hair thieves infestation. I don’t think some of you guys understand just how much of a nightmare it is t;o ha e (32$$:?2 s)3$:!/@“/ svehiwsjlajwvdbk
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Op? Op are you good?
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The hair thieves fucking got them
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Head of the Guards: Oh hey, you guys are back early-
Guard: God Mouth’s haunted
Head of the Guards: What?
Guard: [grabbing a leister and heading back out the castle] God Mouth’s haunted
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There are three evil witches from the dark sea traveling through the Purple Peaks? Damn, are they single?
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🔄 kitti-fishh reblogged
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As a mer with any basic morals, what mini gods are capable of is terrifying. I have heard so many stories about poor castles being cursed because they defend themselves from an unprovoked attack from a minigod. No creature should have the ability to damn someone or a whole castle to a cruel fate because they defended themselves or an offence out of their control.
However, as a petty bitch-
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You. You Get It
#LISTEN #I’m not SAYING that if I had mini god destructive powers I would use them constantly for petty shit #I am simply putting it out there that the temptation would possibly pass my mind
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🔄 lesbiankelp reblogged
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What if we k-kissed at the bottom of the god mouth 🥺👉👈 and we were both girls 😳
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🔄 needling-on reblogged
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A list of things that I have learnt about/was told by the thirteen year old boy that has recently been staying at our castle with his mother (with every single thing being confirmed as being true):
-His mother threatened the leaders from their original castle that she would cut off their HEADS if they ever came near her son again cause they were treat him like shit. It should be mentioned that she said this TO THEIR FACES in front of THE ENTIRE CASTLE
-His first sword fighting pupil is a cursed prince (from what I’ve heard from his mother, his pupil is basically a big brother to him now)
-Also, his first pupil happens to be the beacon’s BOYFRIEND???
-AND HIS PUPIL IS FRIENDS WITH TWO OF OUR RULERS HERE, ONE OF WHICH IS MY OWN QUEEN???
-He could probably beat every guard at my castle in a fight
-He has broken a grown man’s arm so badly it popped in the other direction because he made fun of him and his pupil
-His mother was almost kidnapped by a giant trench monster in the God Mouth
-He stabbed said trench monster in the eye to save his mother
-He has recently fought an evil witch
-Him and his mother have also recently met the beacon
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Love seeing everyone’s priorities
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🔄 seadaisies reblogged
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okay but can someone tell me what is up with petrified pufferfishes? i swear, every time I plan for a trip, without fail, someone wanting to help me with supplies will give me one of these stupid little guys and just. Refuse to elaborate further
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You fool. You halfwit. A senseless sentiment from a simple-minded stooge. Your denial of me will bring forth your downfall. Your ignorance will wrap you in the garments of your rising. What will you have when you’re buried in the sand, choking on your own blood and no merciful god to hear your pleads?
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feel like my skeleton is about to jump out of my god damn skin, what the actual FUCK does this mean???
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🔄 give-that-axolotl-a-knife reblogged
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The Surface God released me into the wild and now they’re hunting me for sport
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🔄 nauticalnymph reblogged
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Of course you have an unending sense of dread as you desperately cling to a prophecy that could never be fulfilled. and pronouns
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Easy site
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🥒 cutecumbers Follow
Oh the things I would give up to live the rest of my life as a little sponge. Bouncing around all day. Not a single thought ever going on behind those eyes. The ideal existence
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The Purple Peaks
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rip to everyone who died while trying to swim to the surface but I’m different
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if I wanted to reach the surface, I would simply just swim straight up until I got there
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you know what i’m gonna start swimming up there right now
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🔄 moonjelly reblogged honeydew-gourami
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Do we still talk about that giant mini god crab that was destroying the Purple Peaks and making it basically impossible for castles to live peacefully there? Like whatever happened with that?
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The beacon completed the crab’s prophecy and turned him back to normal so things are chill now
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What’s not clicking?
#you know who does click though? #the crabs #bunch of funky little guys
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