#traumathon

[violetcottontail]

AT LONG LAST, PART 2. I'M NEVER HIRING INTERNS AGAIN, THESE FUCKING IDIOTS DESTROYED THE AUDIO, SO YOU DON'T GET TO HEAR ANY OF THE BABY GETTING EATEN. DAMMIT.

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[mr-iterum]

Okay, so apparently, I was unlucky enough to get the original, uncorrupted version of Traumathon part 2 on my TV. Before you watch it, please be aware that there's... Well, a baby gets eaten and Fairmount is drowned repeatedly. You don't have to watch this, and I actually encourage you to skip it if either of those topics are something you won't be able to handle.

I never thought I'd say this, but I feel so bad for Stephbit :(

Really glad Fairmount didn't tell him about the rift locations, but he didn't deserve to be repeatedly drowned for it :(

I seriously hope "Slashley" isn't a person...

Northstar being so honest was not something I expected, and he has a daughter??????

AD BREAK??? HAHAHA!!! I do wonder who those two in the ad were. One does look more like a Habit, but I'm not sure about the one in the whole plague doctor getup. The fact that they're also running some kind of company could NOT be something Fembit appreciates though haha. I don't think the pair in the ad were actually meant to get that commercial in here with how the breaks never had ads before. The idea of a pirate broadcast cutting in on ANOTHER pirate broadcast is hilarious though!

Once again, I'm so glad they don't actually have any footage with the broadcast of episode 100 being corrupted apparently.

Also, HOW ARE THERE 100 EPISODES OF THIS SHIT???

[ej-artyarts]

Day 21 - INVISIBLE WOUND

Shoutout to the Traumathon intros, especially 3’s done by Anndy Negative

[teeto-peteto]

Your response to my SG question has given me ideas for a story involving Illaoi and Sarah in the SG universe. Still plotting it out, but something I’ll definitely have is Sarah at some kind of party event and she’s doing her thing in the corner holding a red cup and she sees this new girl who slammed a guy through the arm wrestling table.

Alternatively, they could be exes, but I’ll figure that out.

And you know. Stuff happens. I also like Amumu and Shyvana, that’s neat too. I could absolutely see a mini arc where Nocturne or someone briefly corrupts students and there’s a mini mystery arc about what’s causing it.

Anyway, rambling over. For now…

Its so hard to write and imagine Fortune x Illaoi outside the canon universe. Cause Ruined King was like a messy breakup/divorce arc in the end and that makes you wonder if maybe in a Star Guardian context this could blossom positively. Although making them exes is great, too.

Thinking about Illaoi becoming an irreversible and powerful villain by Nocturne's influence but the last thing Sarah did while she was lucid was arguing with her and breaking up and probably saying the meanest shit ever without thinking about it and she tries to save Illaoi but ends up killing her in the process, kinda like a very twisted episode like the one with Naru and Nephrite in Sailor Moon? That type of angst but mixed with 'I didnt mean what i said but now its too late'.

I dont know why we like to inflict characters more trauma than they already have but here we are bestie.

[thankscupid]

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

okay im rewatching goose boose’s traumathon and like.

are emergency alerts tests like, a normal, everyday thing in america? fr? like every now and then the tv just stops and theres this loud sound and they go “dw we’re just testing teehe uwu”

[7grandyears]

i have to go biking for the first time since probably like traumathon '22. wish my weak gay ass luck

[beyond-the-rabbit-hole]

What are you guys inspirations when voice acting for the HABITS? Like, what are you going for when doing each of their voices? Do yall try to mimic anything you've heard before, does it just come naturally, is it vibes-based?

Love fembit's voice in traumathon btw

OOOOO AN OUT OF GAME QUESTION I LOVE THESE

So hey there, it's Bugs, believe it or not, I've actually voiced almost all the characters XD

Starting with Loathesome (The original Habit on the main blog), I was actually aiming to mimic Evan's original performance. That's the least edited of the voices too, the snarls and purring are all me for real haha!

With Northstar, I was aiming for tired dad energy, really dropped the voice lower on his, but I definitely tried to keep canon Ha it's snark factor.

With Fairmount, I had a lot of fun with him. He's the closest to my actual voice, and acting as a total little shit, closer to early canon Habit was tons of fun!

Stephbit was the wild card, since in her iteration, she's the one who got inhabited and not Evan, I had some creative freedom with her that I didn't have as much with the others. I was aiming for older sister who would absolutely sell your soul to Satan for one corn chip.

Finally, Showbit. Oh man did I ever have fun with him. I was going for Habit, but if he got a little too god complex-y and started running some kind of fucked up gameshow. I think his voice went through the most experiments when I was making it XD

This concludes my portion of the answer, though I will say there are WAY more Habit voices on the way (Shudders). Eldritch can take it from here with Fembit!

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Hi! It's me, Eldritch. I'm so happy you like how I voiced Fembit! I wanted her to be over the top and cartoon-y in a way that made it obvious she's playing a character? My goal was to make her sound so overly peppy that it wraps back around to being creepy. I hope I was able to accomplish that? The effects were mostly just trial and error. I had to balance the chaotic inhuman vocal effects with actually being intelligible, which is harder than you'd think lol. Still, she was super fun to voice act for, and I hope to play her again in the future!

[bunnyclawsllc]

New batch of decoding, fresh and hot! Trying out a nicer style for readability, hope it works better for you. This lady's starving for power, huh?

TRANSCRIPT:

Name: Showbit

Physical description: wears gaudy suits, no claws or fangs, overly flamboyant

Special abilities: mostly boring strategic nonsense, but owns a fun habit pit

Strengths: said fun habit pit, good with traps, clever (debatable)

Weaknesses: no claws or fangs, weakling, self obsessed

Extra: a fun ally, but even more fun prey. might take work, but worth it for the extra power. plan out how to destroy his allies before hunting him. could gain his trust? use his own claws and fangs against him.

Thank you for decoding! Thanks for everything, really. This is just a lot to process.

Was the whole Traumathon thing just a way for her to get close enough to Showbit to kill him? I mean, she still ate a baby, but if she did it gain Showbit's trust and take him down from the inside, wouldn't that save more lives in the long run? She's not doing these things for the right reasons, but if I can help her to make selfish choices that save lives in the long run, maybe that's the best I can do?

I don't know, I feel like a shitty person either way. It's a whole trolley problem situation. It's pretty obvious which choice to make in theory. But in reality? Pulling that lever can be the hardest thing in the world.

I'd really like some advice here, guys. What do I do?

[borom1r]

cat with hands on traumathon!!!!! man I love that short it feels exactly like a Storyteller segment with the cinematography and stop motion mixed with dreamlike live action, it’s SO GOOD!!!

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

Checking Out

13 episodes left, I should really go to bed, let's do this.

Please not another hospital. I really don't like hospitals.

Helen? Where is Martin?! I'm confused, why not wait for him?!

Helen, you are not friends!

This is a terrible idea. Thi- Uh! Do NOT make that sound after inviting him to come inside you, it's super weird!!! That was so uncomfortable.

Wow, Jon really almost chose spiders over Helen. I honestly don't think I could bare to do something like that.

So is this a Hotel California situation? I'm sure Helen wants to be to some extent but apparently Jon can just know the way through and out. How fun...

Pause: I'm gonna be real, I have been kinda looking at the idea of Distortion in a weird kinda way. I keep thinking about it like a gender identity. In which case Michael was an identity forced upon it and thus Helen is her chosen identity, which is a rather interesting thought to have about a god like being that insists it doesn't even have an identity or sense of self.

Unpause

I also liked Helen. She seemed nice.

I'm still sad about Michael but I'm also sad about Helen classic. I want more fics where these two are friends. Not like shippy or anything just friends. I think that would be cool.

The world is terrible!

Helen, you are super rude, all the time!

Alright, I'm curious about this statement. Can't be worse than Dr. David or the police brutality traumathon.

Helen, stop flirting for Jon and Martin. There's no world where they'd sleep or rest in you.

You know, Helen pitching into this narration really adds something to this.

Whoa! Jon, relax! I genuinely don't know how to respond to that. I think Jon actually does need Martin with him because I don't think he would ever do something like that in front of him.

Interesting? Is Jon actually gonna kill her? But he's inside her right now?

Jon, I think it's time for you to get out.

Oh, so Helen is scared of- Oh my gosh! He's actually gonna kill her? He killed her! Oh my gosh! She's just gone now... I don't know how to feel about that...

I'm gonna miss her... yeah, I'm gonna mourn her. At least a little.

Wait, are we getting London next episode?! heck yeah!

RIP Helen, you will be missed but for the love of god, there's a blind woman and her girlfriend who almost certainly need some help.

[violetcottontail]

WELL HERE'S PART 1, YOU'LL GET PART 2 WHEN THE EDITORS STOP FUCKING UNIONIZING EVERY TIME I TURN MY BACK

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PART TWO ADDED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.

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[mr-iterum]

Woah, your tv does that on it's own? Man, I wish mine did that, I'm way too nosey about what other people might be watching.

My theory is that traumathon is the ripoff but showbit has access to more resources, but I may be biased because I just don't think showbit has ever had a creative thought in his life. I guess there's not much of a way for me to know?

Also, how's dad-hunting been going for you? Have you been getting any closer to finding your dad?

-your wallmate

Yeah, my TV is pretty weird, I'm gonna post a list of the channels and what's on em' in a bit.

I'd have to agree with you, and I'm basing that off episode count alone. Traumathon just hit 100, Gorefest has like- Triple that. I personally believe Showbit is trying to steal his viewers by airing his show at nearly the same time haha!

As for finding my dad, no luck yet. He's pretty good at going to new places fast, so as fast as I'm hopping rifts, he always seems to be a couple ahead of me. He'd call that "Having a work ethic that us lazy millennials could never understand" XD

[devouring-hive]

Even if she did get bonked properly, both of them are soft enough that it would've just stunned her for maybe a moment? Given that she's still hugging tight says plenty, though.

"Oh? Well, ya know how I ended up taking a counseling job at our old high school? I had to learn to be aware of how big I was and stuff, so now sneakin' around and carefully is sort of second-nature to me~!" More squeeeeeeeezin'! "That and I finally got glasses and contacts that I've needed for so long cuz I finally have an income and could afford it? So now I'm clumsy only some of the time instead of all the time, anymore!"

"But!! I'm here cuz I heard the news!! You and Moni, hmmm? Congratulations, ehehehe~!" Another biiiiiiig squeeeeeeeeze. Geez, these soft arms have some hugging muscles in them!

"--And me and you, too, don't forget it." Natsuki allows herself a little 'humph' as she finally works up the torque to spin herself around on the spot.

"Frankly I always figured it'd be you and I first, what with how often back in highschool and the first year after you'd come over expressly just to get something made... But hey, the cookie crumbled that way eventually anyway."

"Regardless, uh... Thanks! Heh, I gotta admit that after that aforementioned first year passed I then thought it probably wasn't gonna be happening at all, past the traumathoning we're all masters at, but I'm pretty happy to say I was wrong!"

She can't remotely reach all the way around herself, much less Sayori too- So Natsuki settles for simply laying hands on the sides of her friend's belly to offer a celebratory pair of pats.

[olli-online]

everyone shut up im watching traumathon

[corrodence]

plug in, go watch traumathon 1-5 by goose boose.