#stephbit chimes in

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I FOUND FAIRMOUNT'S SKETCHBOOK

CAN'T READ IT, BUT HE REALLY DIDN'T WANT ME TO FIND IT

[beyond-the-rabbit-hole]

Marburg, Stephbit, and Fembit interaction pls??? I love women,,

Girls Night 2 - Triple Baka, aka None Pizza with Left Beef

Features: Stephbit, Marburg, Fembit Warnings: Blood, period jokes

“Hi, I’d like to place an order for delivery?”

Stephbit was already snickering, shushing Fembit and Marburg as she tried to make an order on the phone. It’s impossible, since what they’re doing is so stupid they can’t help but crack up.

“Yeah, same address as last time, I’d like to get a large pizza- Yeah- No toppings-” “Except beef!” “Shut it Marburg- Yeah, uh no cheese either. Yes I’m sure. No sauce, I want zero toppings on this… Except beef. Yes I understand what I’m ordering, just put the beef on the left side.”

Fembit wheezed, struggling to keep Marburg’s mouth covered so she wouldn’t start cackling.

“Yup, yup, I also want as many orders of garlic bread as you can sell me. All of them actually- Just gimmie everything you’ve got in stock.” Stephbit held back a giggle, twirling the phone cord around her finger. “I know what I’m ordering, it’s not a prank, I swear.”

“Tell them to send their delivery boy in a maid outfit!” “They’re not- They’re not gonna do that.” “Ask anyway!” Fembit chimed in with a huge grin, barely restraining Marburg to keep her from laughing. “Yeah, uh, for special delivery instructions, any chance you could send the delivery boy in a maid outfit? We’ll tip really high for that.” Stephbit snickered a bit, shaking her head. “I don’t think they’re gonna do it.” “Awww.” “But there’s always a chance.”

Marburg finally managed to slip free, letting out a loud, howling laugh that Stephbit was positive the poor guy on the other end of the phone heard, no matter how much she tried to shield the phone from her cackles. “Fembit, silence the wench!”

“I’m trying, but she’s all slippery!” “Oh gross, she’s gonna get blood on the carpet.” Stephbit snickered, shaking her head. It’s not like any of them really care about blood in the carpet, it’s more about the principle of it. You don’t just bleed all over the place when someone invites you over, that’s rude.

“Pizza will be here in ten, we gotta clean this shit up.” Stephbit chuckled as she hung up the phone, looking over at Marburg. “You really gotta get that hemorrhaging under control, maybe dial it back to once a month like the rest of us?” “I don’t ask you to hold it in when you’re on your period.” She snarked right back, much to Fembit’s amusement. “Oooh, the girls are fightiiiiiing~!” “Not helping.”

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AT LONG LAST, PART 2. I'M NEVER HIRING INTERNS AGAIN, THESE FUCKING IDIOTS DESTROYED THE AUDIO, SO YOU DON'T GET TO HEAR ANY OF THE BABY GETTING EATEN. DAMMIT.

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Here’s my offering to our lovely queen Stephbit! Sorry for snitching on you Fairmount, but information is information <3

OH YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BUNNY BUNNY ♡♡♡

I THINK I LIKE BEING CALLED QUEEN, IT SUITS ME. IN RETURN, HERE'S ANOTHER PAGE FOR YOU!

I WILL BE KICKING FAIRMOUNT'S ASS BY THE WAY.

HE WANTED US TO SEE THIS PAGE EVEN LESS, YOU CAN TELL.

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WELL HERE'S PART 1, YOU'LL GET PART 2 WHEN THE EDITORS STOP FUCKING UNIONIZING EVERY TIME I TURN MY BACK

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PART TWO ADDED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY YOU FILTHY ANIMALS <3

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Here’s the third page decoded for my favorite Habit. Here you go Stephbit, please enjoy!

"AWWW THANK YOU BUNNY BUNNY. HONESTLY, I KINDA FORGOT THAT GUY WAS IN HERE. SEEMS FAIRMOUNT IS GOOD FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN SNARKY REMARKS AND INSULTING DIARY ENTRIES.

ANYWWAY, I'VE GOT ANOTHER PAGE FOR YOU. HAVE FUN!"

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FOUND ANOTHER PAGE, HE DREW IT IN A DIFFERENT BOOK HAHA

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I expect you to buy me a lifetime supply contact lenses for this bullshit

MANY APOLOGIES DEAR BUNNY BUNNIES, BUT IT SEEMS CENTRALIA THREW A FIT AND CUT THE WIRE OF OUR MIC, SO UNFORTUNATELY, I CANT GIVE YOU A VERBAL RESPONSE AT THE MOMENT ):

TO MAKE UP FOR THAT, HERES ANOTHER PAGE ♡♡♡

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Ok actually fuck Fairmont for this take, spiders are cool as hell and screw anyone who says otherwise. Loathsome is a mid Habit, but don’t you dare trash talk spiders

"YEESH, I DIDN'T REALIZE HE WAS SO BITTER! WELL… I MEAN THERE IS SOME TRUTH IN THERE, MAYBE NOT ABOUT THE SPIDERS BUT ABSOLUTELY ABOUT THE KINKSHAMING. I MEAN- WHO EATS OTHER HABITS, AND WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT-"

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Hi Stephbit! It’s me again. The answer to your riddle is “survival”, the universal motivator. Since your hint was kinda helpful, here’s page 2!

IT'S COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU CAN'T PROPERLY HEAR US, SO WE'RE MAKING FAIRMOUNT TYPE OUT EVERYTHING AS PUNISHMENT FOR BEING A FILTHY LITTLE SHIT. ENJOY!

"OH EXCELLEN- WAIT HE FUCKING- HE WROTE WHAT???

OKAY EW, I'M GONNA HAVE TO PRETEND I DIDN'T READ THE FIRST CHUNK OF THAT, BUT I DID PROMISE MORE HINTS, AND YOU DELIVERED ON YOUR END.

SO, HERE'S ANOTHER PAGE FOR YOU BUNNY BUNNY, I REALLY AM GOING TO HAVE TO STRANGLE FAIRMOUNT. I AM A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT HE'S WRITTEN ABOUT THE OTHER GUYS."

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OMG WAIT I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT I CAN POST HERE TOO WHEN IN IN FRONT OF THE SKULL!!!

GUESS WHAT BUNNIES?

I'M GONNA WRITE STUFF WHILE THE BIG GUY IS DISTRACTED (　＾▽＾)

AT THE MOMENT, NORTHSTAR IS KICKING HIM TO A PULP, FAIRMOUNT IS HELPING, AND JUST TO PISS OFF THE BIG GUY EVEN MORE, I'VE GOT EVAN UP HERE WITH ME TOO (HE PUT OUT THAT POLL EARLIER)

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)人(ﾟ∀ﾟ )

ANYWAY, HIJACKING THE BIG GUY'S BLOG AND BEATING HIM UP IN HERE HAS BEEN REALLY FUN SO FAR, ITS EVEN GOT FAIRMOUNT DRAWING AGAIN! I'LL POST SOMETHING OF HIS WHEN I CAN WRESTLE HIS SKETCHBOOK AWAY FROM HIM.

OH, STILL SHUNNING CENTRALIA TOO, HE'S SUCH A SUCK UP.

REGARDS (´∀`)♪♪

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Going to the sanctuary to see some rabbits today. Heard there's a new breed in, called slop bunnies.

Slop bunnies nutz.

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I suppose the New Year is the perfect time to introduce some new Habits into one's lifestyle. Still, I have to question why we're only getting acquainted now?

And a handful of question for our darling Interlopers:

- How much control do you really have?

- Have you considered unionizing?

- Did you participate in the blog because you wanted to, or are you being forced?

That's all for now!

- Ragdoll Rabbit

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Hello Stephbit (and friends)! I've finished translating the second page. I'd be happy to share it with you once you give me my payment for the first one (:

IN TERMS OF THE LOATHESOME, THERE'S ONLY ONE RULE HE FOLLOWS,

THE SAME RULE AS ALL OTHERS, THE REASON BEASTS SWALLOW.