#showbit rattles on

[violetcottontail]

AT LONG LAST, PART 2. I'M NEVER HIRING INTERNS AGAIN, THESE FUCKING IDIOTS DESTROYED THE AUDIO, SO YOU DON'T GET TO HEAR ANY OF THE BABY GETTING EATEN. DAMMIT.

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[violetcottontail]

OH MY GOODNESS, NOW THAT'S A LOVELY SPECIMEN! HOW YOU HAVEN'T EATEN IT IS BEYOND ME, BUT OVERALL, WOW!!!

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HERE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE ITEMS OF MY COLLECTION! AN AUTHENTIC HABIT HEART. PRETTY, ISN'T IT? <3

[violetcottontail]

WELL HERE'S PART 1, YOU'LL GET PART 2 WHEN THE EDITORS STOP FUCKING UNIONIZING EVERY TIME I TURN MY BACK

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PART TWO ADDED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.

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[violetcottontail]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY YOU FILTHY ANIMALS <3

[violetcottontail]

Hey, haven't I seen this show before? It had a different name but... ain't a copycat, are you?

HELL NO, IF THERE'S A SHOW SIMILAR TO MINE, THEY'RE RIPPING ME OFF. I'M THE ORIGINAL MENACE TO SOCIETY, I PREDATE ALL OF IT.

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[violetcottontail]

TRAUMATHON UPDATE

HI THERE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR PATIENCE DURING OUR EDITING PROCESS. GRANTED, I MASSACRED THE EDITORS SO THE NEW ONES ARE WORKING TWICE AS HARD FOR HALF THE PAY, BUT THEY'RE WORKING ON IT!

TRAUMATHON SHOULD BE OUT BEFORE THE END OF THE MONTH, AND IF IT ISN'T, I OFFICIALLY PROMISE TO COME ON HERE LIVE AND EXPLAIN TO EVERYONE WHY MY NEW EDITING TEAM SUCKS!

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[violetcottontail]

TRAUMATHON UPDATE

GOOD EVENING EVERYONE! YOUR FAVOURITE HOST IS HERE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE HAVE BEGUN FILMING THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED 100TH EPISODE OF TRAUMATHON! WE HAVE THREE VERY SPECIAL GUESTS, AND A VERY CHARMING CO-HOST FOR THE EPISODE. IT WON'T BE ANOTHER JANE DOE, I PROMISE (;

PLEASE STAY TUNED, IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO FILM, ESPECIALLY WITH UNCOOPERATIVE GUESTS LIKE OUR MOST RECENT THREE. DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE GETTING WHAT'S COMING TO THEM!

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[violetcottontail]

Not to worry! We can continue trying to figure out which bugs are edible and which ones kill you if you eat them in the meantime. 6 of us are dead and 2 have a 50/50 chance. We'll keep working hard until traumathon is up and going!

GREAT WORK, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING HOW THE REST OF YOU FARE ONCE YOU GET TO ANTS, THEY CAN BE VERY TOUCH AND GO!

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[violetcottontail]

Time's up mf, let's see those new editors get thrown out the window on LIVE >:)

OH YOU KNOW THEY'RE GETTING EVICERATED LIVE.

I GAVE THESE FUCKERS SO MUCH TIME BUT APPARENTLY THEY HAD "COLLEGE ASSIGNMENTS" THEY HAD TO FINISH, SO MY SHOW IS ONLY 50% EDITED. THE AUDACITY!

TURNS OUT, ITS THE END OF THE SEMESTER SO A LOT OF MY EDITORS ARE BUSY, AND I'M MAD. TO TIDE EVERYONE OVER, I'LL ANSWER QUESTIONS THROUGH TEXT, BUT MY GOD. THIS SHIT CANNOT CONTINUE.

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