#trash tales

[arealtrashact]

We tried the gay cake at IKEA and it turned us into bears?!

[tealgoat]

Hihii ive been going insane abt itat since like the day i saw it lmao i love it sm

I’m kinda wondering, does Odile have a thing she just can’t look at the same after the loops are over? Like how Siffrin is with bananas n stuff?

Or is that gonna be saved for like. later or smthn

She'd eventually figure out how to get the familytale

She'd even read through it multiple times

But with everything happening... As time "goes on" it gets hard to look at

She stops asking for it

[anghraine]

ngl I always find it wild to see Star Wars stuff that's like "if you think about it in terms of realistic statistics/science then..." about almost any aspect of it.

I mean, what about the Star Wars films gives the impression that this universe abides by realistic statistics, or realistic anything else? SW is broadly a fantasy epic projected onto an IMAX screen with a space background painted on it. Yeah, the planets and moons in the films almost always have improbably limited biomes and two major locations max, because narratively these locations are usually just fantasy city-states with space aesthetics.

Starships travel at the speed of plot and we simply jump past the amount of time that presumably is passing, and sort of imply the passage of that time through shifts in the character dynamics. But this passage of time cannot be analyzed with any kind of consistency because the only logic governing it is the pace of the story.

Just how long did it take the Empire to send a full contingent of forces to Dantooine, search the entire planet, find the Rebel base, and then report back to Tarkin between one scene and another? No one says and no one appears to care. How long did it take Han and Leia to reach Bespin and what exactly went on between them while Luke was, in the same time frame, going through a protracted training over multiple days at an absolute minimum? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How do giant space worms survive inside asteroids that somehow have an Earth-approximate gravitational field and I guess an atmosphere? Shhhh don't think about it. The point of the sequence is not "how does the giant space worm subsist off this random asteroid and how does it breathe and how does gravity work in this context, seriously" but that the giant worm sequence is fucking sick.

There's probably some after the fact EU justification invented by people who had nothing to do with the original writing of the space worm (or perhaps there are several mutually incompatible explanations) and I am profoundly disinterested in them. Nothing could make this even slightly realistic and it was never intended to be. Star Wars sings space shanties at scientific/mathematical realism as it sails past on a completely different ship going in the exact opposite direction.

And I do mean "sails" because while astronomy might tell us that space is unfamiliar and wild on a level we as Earthbound lifeforms can barely comprehend, Star Wars understands that space is basically an ocean, yet with stars and cool but survivable planets in it, or sometimes it's air but combined with a super cool space background so you can have early 20th century aerial combat that would make no sense in actual space conditions and doesn't need to.

"If you consider relativity, then just running the Empire would be..." General relativity does not govern the galaxy far, far away. Space magic does. I'm not sure there are even time zones.

[riosnecktattoo]

Heath Ledger ♞ A Knight's Tale

[caseyjones2012]

y’all aren’t ready to hear about the fact that I think that MM!Donnie could easily be one of the smartest Donnie’s everywhere

[dyinggirldied]

Wearing the commander coat

[theheadlesswolf]

The wicked witch of hearts 💕

@theheadlesswolf

[fridgrave2-0]

"darn beautiful men always eating out of my trash" and the only man besides sev'ral timez who eats from the trash is mcgucket

[googleit-miscellaneous]

When they first introduced Gabriel and he sounded like a man who actually runs a fashion company I was so flabbergasted.

[asmrrpaddict]

GUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! For those who love collabs, check this out!!!!!!! This is the trailer for Extrovert Ed’s 3rd audio in his Spider Man series and his collab partners are out of this world!!! This is a 9M6f for A!

The trailer doesn’t list all who are in it, but we have Scythe Audio, the Sack Pod (Dade Audio, Nomad Tales and Audio, Cardlin Audio, & Kabuyama VA) Kim Carter, Eris Serenity, and Weeb Trash Audio is BACK!!!

I am so excited!!!!! I’m trying to think of who the other artists could be based on his other collaborations and those in this circle. This leads me to Big Man Audio, or maybe Escaped Audio, Shezu Rivera, Good Boy Audio, Obsidian Lantern, Siren’s Son? All of them have worked with one or more of the listed cast. 🤷‍♀️

[arealtrashact]

Four months of Airbnbs and 15 hours of driving later and I'm finally back home !

You have no idea how much my mood improved when the scenery went from dusty and scorched to green and overcast

[fancylala4]

Yeah, the whole racism regarding a fan casting of an actress of color just made me hate the Disney version of the fairy tale even more.

Fuck all the unnecessary shit Disney added in the fairy tale like the dumb flower that makes blonde hair magical, the “I want to be young and pretty for no reason” as a motivation like it’s the 50s and the the fact that the villain is even more of a offensive antisemitic caricature than the fairy tale ever was. It also gave birth to the worst and most annoying fandom known to man. They are just as bad and racist as swifties and mcu Wanda stans! Not hard to see why as the movie appeals to their trash ass ideals.

Tangled was a fucking mistake, Disney should have never adapted rapunzel and it should have never been released in 2010.

[taistelutaide]

"'Lie down so I can recognize you.'"

[caseyjones2012]

im bitter about the fact that Casey Jones still hasn’t been introduced in TOTTMNT/TMNTMM so I made an AU where Oroku Saki has three children with a woman named Cassidy Jones

[dyinggirldied]

We have Cale - Penelope as siblings. Now what about Cale- Shuri as siblings/distant cousins?

[theheadlesswolf]

Lovers 💕🪦

@theheadlesswolf