caseyjones2012

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I prefer Neuro Percy Jackson, myself, actually

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This just reminds me of the story about the dog, whose owner went to war. The owner was killed at war, but the dog never really got news of it (it’s a dog, no one was gonna tell it anyways).

The dog had waited, ever since his owner’s ship sailed away, for his owner to come back. And ever since that day, he never left his post. Even after the man died, he waited there day after day. Eventually, rocks grew on him, until he wasn’t really a dog anymore. He died on his post, waiting for his owner to come back.

THE GOODEST OF GOOD BOYS.

I recently told an ao3 writer that I keep going back to their 260k word unfinished slowburn checking for updates for the last 2 years. They said I'm like that puppy that waits for his dead owner at the train station every day.

That's the realest thing anyone's told me online, I ain't even mad.

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him

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April: Are you actually qualified to give romantic advice? You’re not exactly the king of mature relationships.

Casey: Fair enough, but I would argue that I am like an angel of love who has trouble finding love for himself. Admit that you would see that movie!

April: I would.

Casey: Thank you for your honesty.

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Mikey: Thanks for teaching me how to lie, Casey.

Casey: No problem. Next week, stealing!

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Casey: I would do anything for money.

[Later]

Casey, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

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Raph: I'm going to tell you what my father always told me.

Casey: “Stop being a little bitch and share the bathroom with your brothers”?

Raph: ...

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Mikey: Shinigami hasn’t taken her eyes off her phone in two hours. First person to make her look up wins the bet.

Casey, approaching Shinigami: Hey girl~

Shinigami, while still on her phone: *throws knife at Casey*

Casey: AHHH! Catch ya later!!

Mikey, placing down a boombox: Mid-morning dance party!!

Mikey: *plays music*

Shinigami, still on her phone: *dances to the music*

Mikey: She’s dancing even better than normal.

Leo, approaching Shinigami: Oh my god. Did you hear that George W Bush died?

Shinigami, still looking at her phone: Who dat?

Karai: *blows air horn in Shinigami’s ear*

Shinigami: *not fazed, still on her phone*

Mikey: Shini may never look at another real human being again. She’s unbeatable!

Raph: Oh, I don’t know about that.

[Shinigami’s phone pings]

Shinigami, looking up from her phone: Raphael Hamato! Are you kidding me?!

Raph: I change my relationship status to “It’s Complicated”! Pay up, losers! Whoo!

[Raph’s t-phone starts to ring]

Raph: Oh, it’s Mona Lisa.

Raph, answering his phone: Hey babe.

Raph: No! No, no, no! It’s was a mistake! My thumb slipped and-

Raph, to everyone: I gotta go...

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A Murderer: *chasing Casey*

Casey: Alexa, play the Scooby Doo theme song.

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Shinigami: I know this isn't the best time to ask, but where did you get your eyeliner? It's really good.

Casey, crying: It’s Sharpie.

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“I have a black belt and I’m not afraid to hit you with it!”

— Casey, in a fight

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Casey: You have always been jealous of me!

Donnie: Jealous of what?! Of your lack of responsibility? Your immaturity? Your total disregard for other people’s feelings?

Casey: Uh, to name a few!

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[April introducing Casey to the turtles]

April: Casey, this is Leo, Raph, Donnie, and Mikey.

Casey: That's cute, with the names and the color-coded masks. Is that your thing? You're all exactly the same?

The Turtles, at the same time: Ha, no way! We're all unique snowflakes!

The Turtles: Well, this usually never happends! This is really weird! Okay, stop talking!

The Turtles: Antidisestablishmentarianism!

The Turtles: Seriously?! GAH!

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Casey: I guess you don’t need me, Donnie. Or should I call you Iago, backstabber!

Donnie: I’m surprised you read Othello.

Casey: What the hell is Othello? I was calling you the parrot from Aladdin.

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Casey: *calls someone dude and babe in the same sentence*

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Casey: When I get murdered, make sure it’s unsolved.

Raph: What?

Casey: I wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Raph: Let’s go back to the “When I get murdered” part.

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Casey: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

Donnie: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing!

Casey: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements!?