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sonata-stigmata · 3 months ago

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people coming out of alien romulus with the opinion that it didn't make sense that the characters would act so stupid is so funny to me. don't make me point at the sign.

#they were prepared for a silly little oceans 11 heist not giant monster murder tag #they're teenagers who don't know what that is and had to learn exactly how dangerous a xenomorph is on the spot #also! the plot gave several reasons for why all of them specifically would act like that ie. bjorn's freakout bc of how he lost his mom #that this is rain and tyler's last chance to escape off planet and their only idea of how #kay wanting what she thought was best for her unborn baby even if it was at a danger to herself #navarro freaking out with bjorn bc as a pilot she must also be deeply familiar with how indifferent company synths can be about human life #and also that thing was just in her wind pipe! she's still spiraling after being forcibly impregnated in her ribcage #alien romulus #trash posts

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thisisvoided · 9 months ago

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interesting how you all love talking about the egg but there's zero appreciation for the humble chickken..........

#talk tag #trash posts #look man. i like to think im funny when im zonked out of my gourd (read: dealing w back pain)

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kendyroy · 2 months ago

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Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.

like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

#ik hes done odder stuff but like i just find this dude placed in random situations funny #i actually need to hear his thoughts during this entire experience #he was just in a bar a second ago #and now hes standing in some kind of interdimensional corporate office thingie #and now hes got pruned and sent to an interdimensional trash can #this old man is having the weirdest three days of his life #did i post this just for logans silly :( face #yes yes i did #love the amount of confused as hell faces logan makes in this movie #deadpool & wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool x wolverine #wolverine #logan howlett #hugh jackman #TVA #deadpool 3 #worst wolverine #poolverine

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happyroadkillart · 6 months ago

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#happyroadkill #gay #trash birds #politics #comic #cartoon #birb #furry #art #artists on tumblr #i actually finished this a long time ago but never posted bc i thought it was too niche or something

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mynoodlesdoodles · 10 days ago

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Slides out of my grave to post my Dragon Age trash on tumblr again.

Has anyone else walked into the pantry to see this man do THE LEAN and he says shit like this????? Love him.

#back from the dead to post da:v trash #dragon age #comic #da: veilguard #da:v #lucanis dellamorte #dragon age lucanis #rookanis #lucanis x rook #Laena Mercar #dragon age: the veilguard #da: the veilguard #da:tv #art tag

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opikiquu · 6 months ago

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#★ arin rambles #★ my art #art #honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #hsr #So basically me and my bestie have agreed that aven has a priv twt acc and its terrible #yheres only like 1 follower (and its topaz) shes sick of it cuz he posts at the dead of night and its such drastic changes #Like he’d post ‘Sometimes I think about how I’m older than my older sister now.’#and hes So Sad #and then like 12 minutes later post something like ‘staring at ratio’s cleavage rn not listening to a word hes saying’#Also ratio isnt allowed to know abt it cuz hes gushing about him constantly like a schoolgirl #anyway so this is Not That. this is the trash he posts though #ignore that one normal cat it was genuinely too cute i didnt wanan erase it .

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lisbonchic · 7 months ago

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she gave me her cherry

she’s my virgin suicide

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chloeplayz · 13 days ago

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“The ringmaster gone mad.”

“For you are the decaying society,

And me, a hare with a tiger’s mask.

So tell me, ringmaster, tell me,

Tell me to control my wrath.”

#started this before the ep came out #he looked so cool in the skin yet every damn attempt at killing people is just trash lmao #love the guy but god did he waste so many tnt minecarts #chloeplayzart #gtws #you are not immune to the goodtimes #goodtimeswithscar #wildlifesmp #wild life spoilers #traffic smp #traffic series #trafficblr #wild life fanart #traffic spoilers #traffic fanart #fun fact the quote for this post is actually from a poem wrote by me #it was a random piece from May this year #quite bizarre how I eventually have the chance to quote it

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gaybuckybarnesss · 5 months ago

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THEO JAMES Filming for Dolce & Gabbana in Capri, Italy

#theo james #theoedit #tjamesedit #so hot #keep em coming #idk why d*ily m*il insist on posting the lowest quality pics #trash like their trash website I suppose

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sonata-stigmata · 9 months ago

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the maker of the gojo vs senshi poll for hottest character having to do a rematch because jjk fans think it was rigged is so funny. sorry but some ppl don't want that blue eyed twink

#g*jo is a great character but if we're talking solely about hotness? and in comparison to senshi??? coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb #you can get a waifer thin white haired freak anywhere. real bitches know the actual prize is a big meaty man who cooks #trash posts

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fluffyblue-multifandommess · 10 months ago

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"Yagami Light as a youtuber would probably plagiarise" WRONG Yagami Light is insanely intelligent and looks down on literally every single other human person, he would rather stab himself in the eye than using the works of someone else - someone who can't be anything but beneath him. Pre-Death Note youtuber!Light would make long-ass videos about Everything Wrong With Society with completely unhinged takes about how xyz small innocuous thing is responsible for gang violence with numbers* to back it up.

"Light would plagiarise" get the fuck out of here.

*numbers which he completely twists to his own bias - without even knowing it because he thinks way too highly of himself

#imagine thinkinig yagami light - self-proclaimed god and arbiter of justice - would ever stoop!#to passing someone else's work as his own!!!#to him it would be like if he picked up trash off the side of the road and said 'look what i made'. girl please #blue fandom ramblings #death note #i am going to Entertain op's premise and read the rest of the post now but #i had to get this out of the way first

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weavile · 8 months ago

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