#translated from ukrainian

[exhaustedyuto]

IM ALIVE 🤯🤯🤯

I came there to tell that I FINALLY TRANSLATED ONE OF MY ORV FICS

I hope you enjoy and i hope that im not going to die again in this page too BUT WE’LL SEE

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62372854

[lastivkaa]

Pros of drawing transformers: they do not have a fixed design.

Cons of drawing transformers: they do not have a fixed design.

[marietheran-archived]

Add what country you're from in the tags.

[bialbovi]

I don’t even remember how to be normal anymore (not that I was) because mtmte happened to me like when it was october november 2024 and my life has never been the same how am I supposed to live when these gay alien robots are everywhere in my mind

[resu-w-ana]

The life of bilingual writer: an illustration.

[unhonestlymirror]

[aranciadotcom]

"girlfriend" is wild 💀

[poems-from-around-the-world]

Needle - Serhiy Zhadan - Ukraine

Translator: Amelia M. Glaser and Yuliya Ilchuk (Ukrainian)

Anton, age thirty-two. Status: ‘living with parents’. Orthodox, but didn’t go to church, finished college, took English as his foreign language. Worked as a tattoo artist, had a signature style, if you can call it that. Lots of folks from our local crowd passed through his skilful hands and sharp needle. When all this started, he talked a lot about politics and history, started going to rallies, fell out with friends. Friends took offence, clients disappeared. People got scared, didn’t get it, left town. You feel a person best when you touch her with a needle. A needle stings, a needle stitches. Beneath its metallic warmth the texture of a woman’s skin is so supple, the bright canvas of male skin’s so stiff. Piercing that outer shell, you release the body’s velvet beads of blood. Carve, carve out angels’ wings on the submissive surface of the world. Carve, carve, tattoo artist, for our calling is to fill this world with meaning, to fill it with colours. Carve, tattoo artist, this outer lining, which hides souls and diseases – all that we live for, all that we will die for. Someone said they shot him at a roadblock, in the morning, a weapon in his hands, somehow by accident – No one knew what happened. They buried him in a mass grave (they buried them all that way). His possessions were returned to his parents. Nobody updated his status. There will come a time when some bastard will surely write heroic poems about this. There will come a time when some other bastard will say this isn’t worth writing about.

[gollanta]

an idea for a maxi(?) thiam fanfic where theo dying after the sixth season. (please, someone write this😭)

Theo isn't a perfect chimera, right? Sooo he has one problem. The Dread Doctors kept him alive but without them, he would have died a long ago (as a chimera). Every year the same shit: Theo starts to lose his strength and healing. Then he loses werewolf powers and almost dies, but the Doctors inject him with some kind of serum(?) and save him. (This may sound stupid because they killed everyone who started to die for some reason, but let's pretend that the guy was fucking special, and they were ready to tear their asses off to keep him alive?? You'll understand) They always said that Theo is the one but without them, he would have died for sure. And Theo believed them. He felt like he was dying, how could he not believe them?

He was trying to find this serum or at least records about it, but there was nothing. He couldn't leave them without it. He thought he could live alone if he took Scott's power, but it didn't work.

He went to hell and when he came back he thought that maybe this time he finally can get a full life.

After season 6 he stayed to protect Liam and his friends. A year later, they all began to trust each other and became friends. Theo finally had people who cared about him, loved and trusted him.

But then his wounds stopped healing.

He knew what that meant. He tried to figure it out on his own, but it didn't work. He just found the last of the serum, which he used to stall for time and come up with something. Or to say goodbye to everyone. He left some of the serum to test it, but it didn't work.

So he just accepted it. He didn't want to tell anyone about it. He thought it would be better if he just left the city and died somewhere else. So that others would think he just ran away like he wanted to for a long time.

At the time, Stiles returned to BH and noticed that Theo was acting strange. Everyone had told him that Theo changed but he knew he was still keeping secrets. Stiles couldn't just let it go and took Theo for a ride. With a little fight, Theo finally said what was going on.

«Everyone is worried 'cause you're acting fucking weird. They don't know what is going on but think you're gonna leave BH soon. OMG Liam is going crazy because he thinks he's not enough to make you want to stay. What's your plan? To leave the house like a goddamn cat and die somewhere on the street? They will not forgive themselves if they find out that you left to die alone when you have a pack to take care of you.»

Stiles persuades him (with threats) to tell at least someone about it and go to Deaton. 

And he does. He returns to the pack and, under Stiles' supervision, tells the truth.

I think he kept some of that serum to analyze it, but he couldn't do it himself, so he gave it to Deaton, but he also didn't know what it was. I like the idea that Malia and Deaton went to France to find something that could help Theo. They came back on the day that Theo was dying. They said nothing but "wait" and watched Theo die. Theo suffered in pain for several days but did not die. After a while, his power returned. He started healing. He was alright.

Then Deaton explained that all this time Theo was not dying. The doctors poisoned him so that he would never leave them, because "without them he would die". He was not supposed to feel pain again, but a few months ago he went to the place of doctors (I don't remember where they were) and found the last of his serum. He was afraid he would die without it, but in fact he only poisoned himself. I think it works like a poison and an antidote. When you take it once (the first time) in a few months you'll start to feel like you are dying. When you take it a second time, the pain will immediately disappear but recur in a few months. It will happen again and go around and around.

«You needed to get through it without the poison, so the next time the pain would be easier until it completely disappeared», Deaton said.

*Somewhere in the background are flowers and tearful scenes where Liam begs Theo to fight and stay with him because they have just begun to understand their feelings for each other.*

*Some kind of cool ending with happy thiam and good relationships between Theo and everyone else*

I want a MAXI, like a big fanfic with everything written in detail. With drama, with flashbacks, with jokes, with the reactions of almost all the characters (better without Scott, I hate him, but it's okay if he's there), and with Theo refusing to accept that he's been deceived all this time.

I really wanna read this😭😭

[tamen000]

You know, this man is so unusual... he is so well versed in many events of the past... as if he had been there himself…

Ethelbert is a man appearing to be 25-30 years of age, actually a vampire of a little over 400 years, with an unusual name for his time, and even more so for the present.

Although over the years some signs of humanity have long since faded, he has a strange hobby for a vampire to pretend to be an ordinary civilian, albeit with some "buts". He likes to gradually try different things, travel the world, and sometimes even find friends among people... although he still doesn't always manage to come to terms with the bitterness of separation.

[robocops-a-christ-allegory]

The new Dai Dark chapter still doesnt have a english translation Im wasting away

[kjzx]

What did he mean by ~interesting~

[arisveah]

Me, trying to catalouge how i express emotions so its easier for people to read me: right now, im not stimming or talking but i am toe walking, so im super absorbed in what im doing.

Also me: pacing, clenching and unclenching my teeth fully flat faced while periodically pulling at the fabric of my clothes.

Not stimming, for sure. (Sarcastic)

Anyway im quite content bc im watching a comfort vod w one of my special interests and 3 people immediately connected to another one so this is great (genuine)

[thatwolficorn]

Okay so, I've been watching the Ukrainian dub to see what's been changed. I set the subtitles to autotranslate (this will give me a translation of the Ukrainian lines, rather than the regular English subtitles BUT!! I can't guarantee that it's accurate!!)

Anyway, THE DUB IS HILARIOUS. CAINE, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NO SWEARING RULE??

In TADC, some lines got changed between the dubs

My favourite of which is when Caine asks Bubble "why are you like this?"

According to my friend, in the Ukrainian dub, it got changed to "evolution did not have pity on you" LMAO

THAT LINE IS INFINITELY FUNNIER THAN THE ENGLISH VERSION

[ua-memes-poorly-translated]

6. Settlement of Disputes

6.1 All disputes and disagreements arising out of or in connection with the present Agreement shall be resolved by the parties by a one-on-one knife fight.

6.2 If the parties cannot agree within 30 minutes, the help of friends is allowed (one friend - one knife).

[Image ID: A photo of a legal agreement of some kind. A hand-drawn red circle marks a chapter that secures knife fights as a method of resolving possible legal disputes (text translated from the Ukrainian is above). /End ID]

[collapsethevillain]

My hand slipped. And he appeared on the canvas. Yes, that’s what happened.

Translation from ukrainian: I need to buy a hair dye….