#transformers jewelry

[evetronia]

Hot Topic: Optimus Prime and Bumblebee Friendship Necklace

[afoxintheuniverse]

Helooooooooooo tumblr! Have a little something I made for Valentine’s Day approaching around the corner~ (please ignore any spelling errors on my behalf but I did NOT feel like rewriting this pitch all over again) If you would like one of these pieces for yourself, feel free to contact me so I can get them to you!

[alphajocklover]

Hello, I'm a skinny guy and I'm tired of getting bullied. I hope that my shy nerd brother can become a big buff muscular bouncer who always protects me and loves me. Do you think it's possible?

This is a tough one. The problem with your request isn’t that you want your brother to be transformed into a jock – though to be honest transforming your own brother into a different person against his will for your own benefit is pretty horrible, even for the world of transformation. Ignoring the moral issues, the real issue is that you want him to protect you. You don’t just want him to be a jock, you want him to be a jock who is loyal to you. You want him to be a jock who protects you, a self admitted nerd. I don’t think I have to tell you that most jocks don’t protect nerds, even their brothers. 

Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of nice jocks out there, plenty of athletes who are decent guys. But most of the methods I’ve mentioned up until now don’t turn their victims into realistic, real life jocks, they turn them into stereotypes. Himbos, douchebags, dumb jocks. With how complex people are, transformation methods often have to use stereotypes, since it's easier to change a person into a stereotypical archetype than it is to turn a person into an entirely different and complex person bit by bit. So, most people who are transformed into jocks are stereotypical jocks, and stereotypical jocks hate nerds. Even if he stayed a generally nice guy, there's no guarantee he’ll protect you against his new jock friends. What you need is a way to ensure loyalty, a way to instill loyalty as part of the transformation. Lucky for you I happen to have something perfect for that. As much as I hate to use EB Jewelry products now that they’ve started actively trying to stop me from reporting on them, their dog tags might be the best way to get what you want.

The concept behind the dog tags is pretty interesting, even for the transformation community. Unlike most things EB Jewelry sells, these only come in pairs, and If someone puts one of these Dog Tags on, they’ll be transformed into a dumb, buff, stereotypical jock, but they’ll also become completely loyal to whoever is wearing the other dog tag. Both have to be put on at around the same time to make the connection though, or for any transformation to happen. 

The dog tags are a very powerful transformation artifact, so powerful that EB Jewelry doesn’t actually sell them, and instead keeps them just for the executives. But my Uncle was able to get his hands on a few pairs, and I’m willing to part with one. Kind of.

See, well I’m usually willing to help people with their transformation questions, I try to avoid helping someone transform someone against their will. And transforming your own brother against his will? That’s really not cool in my book. But I don’t know everything about your situation, and I might be wrong. So I’m giving you a chance.

Here's the deal: I’m going to send you the dogtags. But I’m not going to tell you which one is which. When you put on the dog tags, there will be an equal chance that you’ll get the jock bodyguard brother you’re dreaming of, or that you’ll be the one that gets transformed into your brother's loyal jock bodyguard. If you’re so willing to change your brother, you should be willing to get changed too. This way it’s fair. This way, you’re both taking a risk.

Even I don’t know which of the dog tags you’ll get, but either way one of you is getting a loyal, loving jock brother, and either way those bullies are going to think twice before they mess with your family again.

[beaulesbian]

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[officialrodimus]

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[candychameleon]

🌟MATRIX NECKLACES🌟

Got these in recently, and I am SO happy with how they turned out! 🥺 will have these available at TFCon LA in March, and then etsy afterwards! also for those who preordered: I've already sent a few out! I have to wait a bit, but I will be sending the rest out in the coming week!

[syd-beads4evac]

happy International Lesbian Day! I'm a Nicaraguan-American lesbian who sells beaded earrings for Ghazzan mutual aid! A sale, donation, or follow would mean alot to me today!

[rusheloc]

Egg Queen Dee

"Egg" is right! Commission for our li'l pal, Yiffsite!

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[eztilsolar]

I think about Rodimus with spoiler jewelry very often.. maybe an unhealthy amount

[holographic-mars]

Hi! I'm not really sure if you're taking asks like this or stuff, but a few of my friends and I have been talking about TFs and what jewelry they would would wear or what makeup, and since I love your art and the headcanons you've been sharing, I thought I'd ask you too! Do you think Soundwave and Cosmos would wear jewelry or makeup or anything like that? Or if Ravage, Rumble, and Frenzy would? Thank you so much!

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HAIII thank you so much for the ask eheee!!!!! I could totally give you my thoughts on mechs with jewelry and makeup !!

So I think Soundwave is a very simplistic mech who doesn’t see the appeal in such things, and also doesn’t really view himself as ‘dainty’ and ‘pretty’ enough to wear anything like that (Cosmos would very much disagree). I think he’d wear very basic makeup, mostly to accentuate the optics, like eyeliner—both above and below the eye. Anything he would wear as jewelry would be a gift from his recordicons or Cosmos.

Cosmos would ADORE jewelry and makeup, though without a standard face the makeup part would be more difficult to achieve. He would like waist beads and necklaces, nothing chunky or tacky, but definitely some pretty colorful beads. For makeup, his favorite thing to wear would be the lipstick Soundwave put on before kissing him, leaving smudged lipstick marks across his faceplate and neck.

Rumble and Frenzy would be pretty predictable—they’d wear punk jewelry and heavy, dark makeup. Leather, spikes, black smudged eyeliner—you name it.

Ravage would detest makeup and jewelry. Maybe something small around her wrist, something the twins made with the help of Soundwave and Cosmos, but only on occasion.

ANYWAYS HEHE!!! That was fun thank you for asking, I’m so sorry it took so long to get to!!!! ❤️❤️🛸🛸💚💚

[seekerwingzcg]

ℙ𝕣𝕖-𝕎𝕒𝕣 𝕄𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕟 ℂ𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕍𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪:

I've posted this, but it was soooo long ago. Here it is again.

[evetronia]

Hot Topic: Starscream necklace

[arthistoryanimalia]

For #SharkWeek2024 🦈:

Bill Reid (Haida, 1920-1998)

Dogfish Brooch, 1959

22kt Gold, 3" H x 1 ½" W

Douglas Reynolds Gallery

“Reid's earlier work was in part characterized by his study of Haida artist and Chief, Charles Edenshaw. This particular brooch is styled after an Edenshaw tattoo design and the original sketch is part of the permanent collection of the American Museum of Natural History (AMNH) in New York City.”

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Charles Edenshaw [aka Daxhiigang] (Haida, c. 1839–1920)

Qqaaxhadajaat (The Dogfish Woman), 1897

pencil w/ red ochre & blue pigments on paper, 28 x 23.5 cm

American Museum of Natural History Z/26

More info:

“DOGFISH

Indigenous artwork on the Pacific Northwest Coast often incorporates figures and animals that are related to crest symbols. Crests have been passed down through families and have varying meanings depending on the context and association with a nation, clan, or family. The figures depicted in contemporary Northwest Coast Indigenous artwork also have varying meanings but there are some common characteristics from a range of sources, including oral histories and artist descriptions.

Dogfish is a small variety of shark found on the Northwest Coast and is sometimes said to represent assertiveness and persistence. Dogfish, and Dogfish Woman, is an important crest and figure among the Haida, and some Nuu-chah-nulth communities. Dogfish is a favourite subject of renowned Haida artists, Robert Davidson and Bill Reid, who set the precedent for this figure as a common motif in contemporary Northwest Coast art. Dogfish is often portrayed face-on, distinguished by a high, domed head, distinctive gills, triangular teeth, and split pupils.”

[alphajocklover]

just wanted to say that Uncle story you made was really good... Any chance for a part 2?

Hey everyone. I wanted to thank you all for your kind words concerning my Uncle John. After I shared what had happened to him and how I got into TF reporting, I got a lot of supportive messages (along with the regular ones that seem to think this is some sort of… kink blog? What even is that?). Because of how kind you’ve been, I thought I should update you on how everything is going. I’m sorry to say there isn’t much to update you on though. I have a good idea as to who transformed my uncle, which I’ll probably expand upon in another post (I keep saying that, I know, but I will), but what I don’t know is where he is. I haven’t got a clue where he is at the moment, but luckily I’m not the only one searching for him.

The Douchebag Revolution has been keeping an eye out for him for one. Since I help them out sometimes they’ve been helping me. They can be surprisingly nice at times, and they’re pretty sympathetic to people who have been transformed against their will, since they all were at some point. They also seem to have somehow gotten the idea that Uncle John was straight before he got transformed, but since that seems to motivate them more I haven’t corrected them.

I have members of other groups I’ve mentioned helping me too. I won’t name names, since they could get fired (or transformed), but I do have some connections at EB Jewelry, despite the company's anti-journalist policy. They’re the reason I was actually able to get some information on the company in the first place, and they’ve been using some of their connections within the company to help look for my Uncle. They haven’t found much yet, though it's because of them I can safely say that EB Jewelry isn’t involved in what happened.

Then of course there are the other TF Reporters who help, a few personal friends of my Uncle, and… Nick. My Uncles literally devilish friend, Nick. Honestly, he’s been looking harder than anyone, and I think I know why. I’ve always referred to Nick as my Uncle’s devil friend, and that's how he introduced himself to me, but… from what I’ve noticed, they were actually closer than that. It was the little things that gave it away. The look in Nick's eyes when he talks about my uncle, both fond and painful, the way he seems more desperate to find him than I do, how protective he’s been of me since my Uncle disappeared. I think he and my Uncle John were seriously involved, for quite a long time.

It’s kind of weird to realize your Uncle is, or at least was, in a long term relationship with a devil, but no matter the reason, I’m glad he's here. I don’t know If I could do all this without Nick's help. He’s half the reason I haven't been turned into a dumb hunk myself. I do worry sometimes that this is starting to get to him. Whoever transformed Uncle John has been sending… pictures, recently. He’s always transformed in a different way and with a different look, but I can just tell it’s him. They’re showing him off like some sort of trophy, using him to mock us. Nick never says anything but it’s killing him seeing my Uncle that way, I can tell.

This whole thing is my fault. I was the reason my Uncle got changed. I have to get him back. I know whoever took him is reading this post. I know you’re powerful, powerful enough that time travel, demons and capitalist don’t want to fight you. But I’m not afraid of you. I know who you are, and I’m giving you a fair warning: I’m coming for you, and I’m getting him back. No matter what.

**I’ve been meaning to do a sequel to the ‘My Uncle’ story for a while. I love big lore stories. I need to introduce the big bad soon, but there so much other stuff to write too so it might still be a bit. Hope you love this story and hope you guys can wait!**

[dozydawn]

browsing vtg costume jewelry on etsy & collecting pics of pieces that feel like magical girl transformation items

[razzledazzle-pop]

I drew this on my lunch break I hope you like it fjendne