#trans d'arbie

[the-demon-team]

*licks Furfur*

@furfurs-fotos: *resists the urge to lick back*

@ligur-duke-of-hell: what's wrong with him? why isn't he licking?

@duke-hastur: he's trying to stay faithful to one of his wives, @trans-darbie

@duchess-shax: pathetic. I mean, he always was, but now he's even more pathetic.

@ligur-duke-of-hell: you wanna try that, too, Hastur? this staying faithful thing?

@duke-hastur: ...possibly.

@duchess-shax: *shakes her head* well I'm not giving in to peer pressure. I'm staying a whore.

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Excellent boobs, my dude

[ask-the-creatures]

"It is I, DIO! Terence thought it might be a fun idea for us to open an "ask blog" whatever that is. I suppose to get me more acquainted with recent technology. So here we are."

RULES

No serious or explicate not sfw. Jokes are fine but mod is a minor.

You cannot send asks to J Giel or Forever due to the mod being uncomfortable with them.

No Diopucci or Diohol.

No k!nk.

Don't be weird

Don't ask questions just to make the character(s) uncomfortable.

If the character says no then the answer is no. If you keep pushing after that you will either be warned or blocked.

DNI

Not sfw blogs

K!nk blogs

Proshippers/variants

Phobes (trans, homo etc)

Racists or bigots of any kind

Strohiem and Funny Valentine defenders

Headcanons that will be good to know

DIO had his own body, not Jonathan's

DIO is a trans man, he also cares about a small few of the agents

Mariah is a trans woman

Manish boi's name is Aten and he is Mariahs adopted son

Terence D'arby is a twitch streamer or whatever

Almost none of these guys are cis AND straight

Bleh

[the-metatron]

Some more highlights from my time on the Maury Show...

Mr Povich was a tad surprised to find himself among the potential fathers.

After a short commercial break, he returned to read the next batch of results. He was quick to declare his own lack of paternity first.

As well as another who hadn't originally been on the list, @gandalf-big-oos.

I'm impressed Maury managed to acquire Gandalf Big Natural's DNA. But then, he might have procured it the same way I did, which isn't all that difficult to do.

He then proceeded to @trans-darbie's results, and D'Arbie too, was not the father.

After that, there was just one remaining test to read...

Stay tuned for those shocking results!

(Doctors HATE this)

[god-wednesday]

hi just wanted to say that you’re very aesthetically pleasing and i’m sad that ian mcshane is a sexist transphobe but i’m sure you’re not because i always look for the best in people and also i kind of like you (not romantically tho, you’re kinda old for me since i’m 18 and you’re like a quadrillion years old) and your hair is pretty and also you seem nice like that so i guess what i’m trying to say is that i like your face and i think you aren’t a sexist transphobe like ian mcshane ok that’s all goodbye

Thank you for your message! I am dismayed to hear that Ian McShane is a transphobic jerk. I'm God Wednesday and although I'm a dirty old man God in more ways than one, I'm not transphobic, quite au contraire. I used to be the patron of @trans-darbie, who is explicitly non-binary (although they are emphasising their female representation at the moment, but that's a passing fancy, I guess).

Photo showing me with D'Arbie in both presentations

I am, however, pansexual and not really picky about my contacts ….

Above all, thank you for your compliments. I was never aware that I had beautiful hair; I always thought that my voice was my most attractive asset. But I am ready to learn …

[pridewishes]

♔ || SDC VILLAIN PRIDE HCS

Hol Horse - Cis Bisexual (he/him)

N'Doul - Nonbinary Gay (he/him)

Daniel D'Arby - Cis Bisexual (he/him)

Boingo - Trans Gay (he/him)

Oingo - Genderfluid Pansexual (any)

Vanilla Ice - GNC Gay (he/she)

Mariah - Cis Bisexual (she/her)

Terence D'Arby - Nonbinary Bisexual (he/it/doll)

[ajockeynamedpod]

like I said, Terence T D’Arby is trans

[miamibitchbrain]

Me, a trans masc w chest dysphoria: I hate my boobs, but if I get rid of them then what will I offer my anime husband to lay his head on?

[lazywriter-artist]

Time for some character headcanons!!!

I've been storing these on a discord server for the last few months and now I can drown you all with them.

Josuke + Okuyasu headcanon:

Josuke always claims he is 'waiting for the right one' when asked about dating, describing someone who makes him feel happy to be around them, they get along great, and can fight but still love one another

Not realizing he is exactly describing his relationship w/Oku and exactly how he feels about oku cause he is a silly little aro/ace spec bean bby (Probably demi or gray)

Okuyasu & keicho:

Keicho and Okuyasu are very close to one another due to their experiences in childhood, and while keicho is a bit agressive towards his brother due to not knowing how to cope with his anger he still is very protective of Okuyasu, so anyone threatening Oku receives an immediate death sentence. Be it because they're trying to kill them or someone scolding oku as the brothers don't do well with being shouted at.

Jotaro headcanons:

There are few people jotaro will let make contact with him without a very close connection, example his mom and even then he is adverse to the touch, but one being stands above all the rest. One man can invade his personal space (within reason) beyond all set boundaries and jotaro would give gruff 'yare yare' and carry on.

Who is it?

Polnareff.

That man could sit in joots lap and cry into his shoulder while sobbing in French, a move anyone else would be hospitalized for, and jotaro would sigh with a 'good grief' and hold him like a baby so they didn't fall over

Your standard jotaro chart of may I touch:

Jotaro with strangers- NO TOUCH

Jotaro with people he has met - 2 second Hand shake only or death.

Jotaro with friends - you may touch me slightly more then usual.

Jotaro with close friends or family - *a singular 3 second hug is allowed*

Jotaro with polnareff - You are allowed to sit on my lap while we drive in the car and you lay out all over me while sobbing in French about how some girl smacked you for winking at her. No one else.

Polnareff in part 4

Pol:OIII!!! JOJOOO!!! *tackle hugs jotaro hugging and platonically smooching him*

Jotaro: *yare yare daze*

Josuke, conufsed: is- is jotaro dating that guy?? Isnt he married???

Jospeh, a small chortle: no! Haha, jotaro is gay and polnareff is french.

Josuke: I-

Dio minion headcanons

A lot of dio's entourage is queer in some way. A few being trans as they were attracted to the idea of the vampire powers getting rid of parts and replacing them with more appropriate ones

Vanilla Ice and pucci are two trans men, though Ice came to Dio and had him use his vampiric powers for transiton

Meanwhile pucci had received conventional top surgery.

Dio is rather oblivious to modern medicines and thus doesn't really know what the hell top surgery is

So when showing off his scars and explaining them to some of the other trans folk of Dio's mansion, Dio notices and is livid. Confused and demanding to know who gave him these scars.

Pucci explains his doctor at which dio snaps back with an 'I knew healthcare professionals were evil' followed by silence and a small explanation of top surgery to dio.

I also like the idea Dio doesn't fully realize and understand the concept of trans.

He fully supports his minions in switching around parts and things, cause like same he cut off his adoptive brothers head and graphed his head onto it, shapeshifting is a thing he can use so why not use it?

He just doesn't connect they're trans, he just figures they like using his cool abilities like him lol

The d'arby brothers are from deep down south in Louisiana. Why? Bc I like the idea. I also really like the idea of Terence making Jumbo and other foods for Dio's minions and things.

Hol horse is from texas and is very sweet cowboy man, his family owns a farm :) he has a horse named buttercup and he loves buttercup

Vanilla is from like....Wyoming or some made up state like that. Silly little freak. Like Massachusetts. He is giving Massachusetts. Idk y he just is.

Hol horse is the oblivious supportive uncle. the others are all off waving their pride flags at a pride parade and hol horse is there with his texan flag just happy to be included lol. He also give out hugs when he gets dragged to pride parades, he is happy to be there UvU.

General stand headcanons

Stands have shown being directly connected to their user, some more so then others (I.E. Kira's stand 'sheer heart attack' is shown to directly affect the right hand it is connected to when attacked)

THUS meaning people who's stands damn near directly correlate with their body's, say killer queen or the world, if you were to squish their faces this would effect the user. (In this case kira or dio)

Bc this opens up a whole new range of Partner affection, not to mention the hilarious possibility of scenes like so

*sitting next to killer queen, looks around for kira. Very swiftly swishes the stands face*

*violent footsteps approach*

[volfoss]

Gender and Sexuality Headcanons- Stardust Crusaders

Just a note that I'm skipping characters that I simply don't want to do, and not repeating characters (ie Joseph and Suzi Q). This is gonna be the longest part with the fact that SDC has the most characters, minor and major, so once more under the cut:

Jotaro Kujo:

transmasc

aromantic bisexual

Jean Pierre Polnareff:

nonbinary they/them

bisexual

Muhammad Avdol:

transmasc he/him (solely bc of @/polnareffrights phenomenal trans Avdol art!!)

demisexual

Noriaki Kakyoin:

agender

aroace

Holy Kujo:

cis

lesbian

Roses:

cis

gay

Enya:

cis

straight

Vanilla Ice:

nonbinary he/xe/they

nblm

Hol Horse:

transmasc

straight

Telence T. D'Arby:

nonbinary (he/xe)

biromantic asexual

Daniel J. D'Arby:

transmasc (he/him)

hetero ace

N'Doul:

transmasc (they/them)

gay

Mariah:

transfem

straight

Nukesaku:

genderfluid

bisexual

Devo the Cursed:

transmasc nonbinary (he/they)

aroace

Rubber Soul:

transmasc (he/him)

omnisexual

Steely Dan:

transmasc (they/he)

gay

Midler:

transfem she/her

lesbian

[jar-of-ectoplasm]

Steely Dan and Daniel D'Arby w/ a Transmasc S/O!

a/n: ik i put the little warning when i answered this ask but i'm gonna say it again: I'm not transmasc and have limited knowledge on what you guys go through on a daily basis and if I get ANYTHING wrong, please let me know so I can fix it asap!

Genre: Mostly fluff, some mentions of being misgendered/mentions of deadnaming but it isn't descriptive like, at all (the characters are not the ones doing this, just an fyi)

~Steely Dan~

-Mr. Dan of Steel is fully supportive and incredibly understanding of you once you come out to him!

-If you've just recently realized you were a trans man, Dan is immediately asking your new name (if you haven't decided yet, he's more than willing to help!)

-Again, if you've just recently realized your identity, Dan will help you get the best surgeons and a good supply of testosterone (all that money from DIO's gotta go to good use)

-But if you've already started T and just need to get your surgeries, Dan is still gonna pay for those

-If you've already transitioned, he'll ask you about how you felt after getting your first surgery. He just wants to know how happy you were when it finally happened!!

-You also won't have to worry about being misgendered or deadnamed, The Lovers will take care of that person at the slightest indication of their transphobia

-If you're ever feeling dysphoric, Dan will be there for you immediately. He never wants to see his honey upset over anything, much less their own body

-Overall, very loving and VERY supportive of you!

~Daniel J. D'Arby~

-Daniel is an older guy, so he might not understand when you tell him

-But Daniel is also a quick learner, so even the most basic description of what being transgender means he'll start to piece everything together

-Even if he doesn't fully understand it, Daniel's still incredibly supportive of you

-Similar to Steely Dan, old man Daniel will pay for anything you may need

-Literally anything, not even just the medical stuff

-He'll pay for you to get new clothes if you need them, he'll get you a binder (if you need one), he'll have the money for your legal name change in his hand like 5 seconds after you give him your new name

-He's not a sugar daddy, he just loves his boyfriend very much and wants you to be as comfortable as you can possibly be

-Will also trick transphobes into gambling their souls away

[foofightr]

if you’re still doing the character thing, jotaro? :]

omg!!

First impression: damn i love this guy

Impression now: damn i love this guy. but more

Favorite moment: the entirety of the d'arby younger arc to be honest. the yes yes yes thing made me laugh every time

Idea for a story: i have never had an idea in my life. whats a story.

Unpopular opinion: this one is hard bc i hardly interact with the jojo fandom. hmm i dont know if this is an unpopular opinion but while i love him so much it feels like a really shitty thing to ignore how awful of a father he is :( i wish he was a better dad to jolyne but hes not, and it feels important to her character that he kinda blows at the whole parenthood thing

Favorite relationship: romantically, jotakak is certainly a good one :] but i also feel like he could have some kind of weird fatherly bromance with foo fighters too

Favorite headcanon: do i even need to say it. this man is trans, mlm, AND autistic!

[abbacchiosbelt]

small concept: terence t d'arby is a trans guy

*gets out stamp book and gives you a ☻ stamp* approved and i like it!

[jar-of-ectoplasm]

JJBA Masterlist: Part 3

~Jotaro Kujo~

Platonic:

Romantic:

-Carnival Date! (GN Reader)

-Cuddling Headcanons (GN Reader)

-TransMasc Boyfriend Headcanons (Male Reader)

~Noriaki Kakyoin~

Platonic:

Romantic:

-Cuddling Headcanons (GN Reader)

-TransMasc Boyfriend Headcanons (Male Reader)

-Painter Kakyoin Oneshot (Historical AU) (GN Reader)

~Jean Pierre Polnareff~

Platonic:

Romantic:

-Cuddling Headcanons (GN Reader)

-TransMasc Boyfriend Headcanons (Male Reader)

~Muhammad Avdol~

Platonic:

Romantic:

-Cuddling Headcanons (GN Reader)

-TransMasc Boyfriend Headcanons (Male Reader)

~DIO~

Platonic:

Romantic:

~Servants of DIO~

Platonic:

Romantic:

-Steely Dan w/ a Trans Boyfriend (Male Reader)

-Daniel J. D'Arby w/ a Trans Boyfriend (Male Reader)