#tr!sausage

[trappedinacomputer]

Bad: "someone bit me!"

Sausage: "who licked me?!"

Bad: "FOOLISH"

Foolish: "look I can't lick and bite at the same time, someone else would've had to done one"

Tubbo: "Bad stop licking me!"

[bethiebunnie]

Fit and his two Latino boyfriends apparently

[tubborucho]

MythicalSausage has made out with FOUR people. FOR NOW.

[mellifiedberries]

watching the fitmc stream...

/j

[noctnis]

[nachostrueparent]

Sausage family :)

[freakinator]

help sausage told pangi not to blow up the end crystal cause doing so spreads the trees and pangi immediately did just that

[royalarchivist]

Mythical Sausage: Oh, Etoiles! You made it right on time! Oh my god, can you sit in his face? Sit in Slime's face!

Etoiles: [Losing it laughing]

Slimecicle: I feel my skill tr- I feel my skill tree going up, dude!

Slimecicle: ...Why does– this happens every server I go on, man. 🏳️‍🌈

Mythical Sausage: Oh, Etoiles! You made it right on time! Oh my god, can you sit in his face? Sit in Slime's face!

Etoiles: [Losing it laughing]

Slimecicle: I feel my skill tr- I feel my skill tree going up, dude!

Slimecicle: ...Why does– this happens every server I go on, man. 🏳️‍🌈

[sawasourjuice]

If anyone cares btw I finally sat down and made a Tr! Sausage design instead of continuing to draw his mc skin and pray

Honorable fithicalsausage doodle

[torglives]

'dsmp egg trauma' this, 'qsmp corruption trauma' that-- is anyone in this fucking family (realm smp fans) empires-pilled or is it literally just me... HELLO is anyone even OUT THERE... does anyone care that sausage today said that the corruption "reminded him" of something that he read in an old history book about empires. does anyone care that this implies that tr!sausage is some iteration of his empires character. does anyone even CAREEEE!!!!!!!!

[anonymous-dentist]

However worried you guys are about Bad or Aimsey or Sausage getting corrupted by the crystals, you should be more worried about tr!Pangi, who compared growing/farming the crystals to raising a child this morning.

And I don’t think he’s even corrupted or infected! I think he’s just extremely depressed and that he’s found something that he thinks might make the world hurt as badly as he has been

[trappedinacomputer]

Sausage: "everyone swarm Pili!"

Pili: "ahh Noo"

*everyone starts yelling and chasing Pili"

Owen: "canonically a cat walked up and we all started yelling at it"

[infinity-or-oblivion]

heyyyy realm nation I have an au for y'all: arranged marriage foolhalo. now hear me out I'm thinking longgggg history of conflict between warring kingdoms (think montagues and capulets) I'm thinking fundamental moral differences that make peace nearly impossible I'm thinking innocent people caught in the crossfire and most of all I'm thinking doomed yaoi. foolish and bad hate each others guts so intensely and somehow have so much in common and I just think forced 'romance' is so fun. anyways foolish is the eldest prince of his family which includes ros and owen and clown and tango and perhaps sneeg and phil and then bad wants to strengthen their kingdoms alliance so he marries foolish except they HATE each others guts and bad’s kingdom/family of pili and pangi and hannah and baghera all keep attacking foolish and his family

okay so that was my initial idea and then I started thinking about the kingdom of fools found family dynamic (because I watch almost exclusively ros pov btw) so here's my pitch: eldest prince foolish and his siblings are Owen, clown, and ros. that’s all i really want tbh BECAUSE LIKE THE DYNAMICS ARE SO GOOD I WANT SOME FAMILY CONFLICT THAT IS ULTIMATELY ROOTED IN LOVE IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR

so like: middle child that often feels slighted owen, sometimes feels threatened by more talented clown, foolish who cares about all of them so much but he’s stretched thin and can’t do everything himself, and of course. clown and ros my beloveds, baby of the family ros, and all of her brothers love her and feel very protective of her. but sometimes she feels like she doesn’t add as much to the kingdom since she’s more of an artist than a fighter, and also others see her as a weak point, and sometimes she doesn’t get the support and validation she needs from her brothers (except clown??) and of course then there’s clown. he’s got weird eldritch shit going on, something about messing with the magical and ethereal that he becomes intertwined with it, also some ctechno-esque feelings about only being seen as a weapon/tool for others, ANYWAYS I love tr!clown wish he would FUCKING STREAM MORE. rotating them all in my mind like a rotisserie chicken

but like ive been thinking about that time foolish and ros went on a fishing trip after foolish came back from the dead and how good that was and I'm also thinking about the low-key jealous (??) vibe Owen has going on all the time and of course I'm the number one clown and ros fan so yeah. I can't stop thinking about them teehee

and tango is probably a trusted advisor to foolish or something along those lines, as well as sneeg (sneeg and clown divorce canon???? must've been the wind...)

and then on the red/green side there's bad as the king/whatever patriarch, with pangi as his nephew or something like that idk, and then pili is an assassin pangi somehow befriended that hangs around all the time and won’t leave. and also has/had some sort of insane situationship with ros?? also hannah and pac as trusted advisors and the rest of red team as other mercenaries/hired hands (architect sausage, pirate baghera, etc). and let's not forget that pangi and pili have some sort of insane doomed yaoi thing going on too, they truly are the most dysfunctional found family

and with blue, there’s tubbo, cpk, kind of phil and beky and coy and scott (??) and of course aimsey. oh my god tr!aimros is fucking insane, ros is having a Rough Time and foolish is really good at supporting her even though he doesn’t always have time or really get what the hell is going on with ros and aimsey. anyways tubbo is an old friend of foolish, gets along great with ros, and his ex-husband is ‘friends’ with pili. so that’s great. (huge fan of tr!Tommy just kind of being there and annoying tubbo from time to time very in character for him). and tubbo, aimsey and cpk are canonically brothers I don't make the rules, beky is silently recording everything and judging everyone, coy is just trying to build a cool farm and keeps getting pulled into drama

anyways. there's my concept and I keep trying to write something but I can't figure out how the fuck to go about it, so I figured someone else might like the idea. godspeed soldiers

[imhyperfixatingrn]

tr!Sausage explaining and romanticizing the Pangili breakup btw!!!

[scheepstep]

If tr!Pac ever wakes up, I'm very excited to see what happens between him, TR!Fit, and TR!Sausage

We could get Pac and Sausage fighting over Fit, or we could even get a Fit Has Two Hands situation

[fitpacs]

some food for thought:

qfit and tr!fit are actually very similar

if you think about it, they were both outcasts by choice but had people around them that wouldn’t let them be isolated.

q!fit at first hated the idea of being a parent but ramon worked his way into fit’s heart and encouraged fit to join the community as a whole, along with his old friend qphil who ensured that fit was never isolated, even when he wanted to be. qfit was originally there for his mission and his mission alone, adamant not to form attachments, but his family and friends rallied around him so quickly it made his head spin (and then along came pac, which is a whole other story)

tr!fit’s whole gimmick is that he’s a lone wolf by choice, but he still chose to join the kingdom. he says it’s so he can still use the facilities etc, but scratching below the surface it’s from a desperate need to be accepted, but he doesn’t think he deserves it (maybe it’s because his canonical boyfriend just disappeared and he presumes that he’s dead - so why should he try to build bridges with anyone anymore?) he tries to isolate himself, but the other members won’t let it happen - tr!foolish still calls fit the friar of the kingdom to reaffirm that fit will always have a place in the kingdom whether he chooses to believe it or not, tr!ros gave fit resources that he didn’t even need to ask for just because she didn’t want to see him suffering and because they have a solid friendship based on their shared faction, and his flirtation with sausage means that someone is always looking for him, always seeking him out and not letting fit sink into the isolation he for some reason believes he deserves (see sausage’s submission in the newspaper)

i could go on, i have a list of these comparisons :)