#totally not obvious guys
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
I love King Orange frfr.
#Any AvM fans here?#AvM#AvA#animation vs minecraft#animation vs animator#my arto#guess who my favorite character is#(looks at my reblogs)#totally not obvious guys#I drew this at the asscrack of night#it was not meant for lighting other than blue#I also did not use any reference I've probably accidentally plagiarized an artist or two (joke#Retagging a few days later [10/26/24] bc this was made in a panic.#king orange#mango tango
115 notes
·
View notes
Text
it's really hard figuring out your gender and sexuality when it's the 1970s and you can't just google "am I transgender quiz"
#gravity falls#fiddauthor#lab creations#hey guys. good morning#I feel like it's obvious from context btw but this isn't a g/nderbend or anything#mostly based on my own confusing experiences with gender#tfw you are both trans men in college before either of you totally understand that yet
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
I think one underrated tragedy of Ice King's scars is that he probably took away Simon's sense of levity.
Like in his very limited appearances before Simon is consumed by the crown we see he's kind of a silly dude. In his introduction video, he only put on the crown in order to playfully tease his fiancee. Plus watching him make light of the loneliness and general misery for a young girl in a broken world. He was a dedicated man, who was generous and loved with his whole heart and threw himself one hundred percent into everything he did. He was also a fun lil guy.
But after almost a millennia of being a mad man, the brunt of every joke, someone who only existed as a broken caricature of himself and couldn't be counted on to take anything seriously, I imagine he was done with it. Now he wants to focus back on his academic endeavors, on his role as a father figure in Marcy's life, on being a proper adult. Any attempts to be silly could easily remind everyone - including himself- of Ice King, something he's eager to avoid.
So his jokes and jibes and general lightheartedness turned to sarcasm and self deprecating comments.
#watching him in simon & marcy compared to Fionna and cake#like he is handling the two stressful situations totally differently#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#adventure time#like this was a dedicated historian but hes also a fun guy!#and then he spends a thousand years as the worlds biggest punchline#and suddenly he doesnt WANT to be funny anymore#he wants to be serious and taken seriously#and to separate himself from IK as much as possible#he thinks of a silly joke and immediately quashes it#like its not just his obvious depression in F&C#it really feels like new Simon is trying very hard to not be that guy anymore#no wonder he feels lost hes purposefully divorcing himself from a part of who he'd been even before the crown#ive binged a ton of AT eps the last few days I could be wrong but thats the vibe I get
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
chilchuck: ok guys ONLY step where I just stepped
dm: everybody roll dexterity
laios: 14
marcille: 17!
senshi: ... 3.
dm: chilchuck roll dex save
chilchuck: ME??? HE'S THE ONE WHO FAILED THE CHECK IN THE FIRST PLACE
#honestly I think falin is the dm#thistle is the obvious choice but falin. falin#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#dnd#dungeons and dragons#chilchuck tims#senshi of uzganda#kabru is the guy who's written up this WHOLE backstory about his character and read up on the mechanics of the game and everything#totally ready to crush this game. and none of that changes the fact that he's level 1
642 notes
·
View notes
Text
Im so sad that most of yall didnt grow up with our stellar fairytales only that disney stuff... you guys dont even know Das tapfere Schneiderlein
You dont even know this bad bitch
Imagine one day this tailor kills 7 flies with one swat and decides thats such an awesome feat that now he tells everyone "i killed 7 at once" and everyone thinks hes an actually a skilled fighter who killed 7 people so he keeps getting roped into doing extremely dangerous stuff. Hes going up against giants, a big boar and even a unicorn and always wins with his witts.
Cool guy, i always liked the part where he goes up against a giant in a copetition of strength and the giant is like "i am going to milk rocks" and starts pressing those rocks so hard that water drips out. And this guy is just like ah yes imma do the same and takes out the soft cheese he had in his pocket for lunch, acting as if its just a weird looking rock and pressing moisture out of it
Guys a legend
#sorry sorry i just love fairytales#i had a lot of fairytale cassettes as a kid#god i fucking love the cat in boots oh and tischlein deck dich is great#and the one where a guy goes to steal one of satans three golden hairs and befriends satans mom in the process#in which satan is a total bum#its pretty obvious that one is just a christianised version of some kind of mountain god or something#but its funny to think you can just walk up into satans living room (which is a cave) and rizz up his mom#man there are so many ones i didnt even mention#like the one with the golden apple
49 notes
·
View notes
Text
bro has been in the timeloop for so long he has begun to view his friends deaths as obstacles instead of tragedies😭😭😭💀
#hetalia#hws italy#hetalia italy#hetaoni#as usual canada is present but not noticeably#whats that post. bro youre not misuing my memory are u.. bro 🤨#at some point hetaoni italy mastered the act of disabling his emotions#(allows him to act better and control his and others actions more)#unfortunately turning them back on is easier said than done.#idk hetaoni italy and hetalia italy are 2 totally different guys now..#+ my old headcanon (kind of?? supported by canon?) that hes smarter than he lets on and is intentionally making himself Silly#to deal with the horrors . sometimes we get a taste as to how Weird it is being a nation and italy has been the example piece#in some of those comics.#also france and america got their horror too. yayyy#my nyart#havent drawn in so long#feels good#gore/#head trauma/#umm#disembowelment/#i mean. u cant see canadas guts but theyre out there trust me#OHOHOHO RIGHT POSE FROM POSEMANIACS.COM!! FOR ITALY#its obvious i kinda winged canadas lollll#i miss queue
83 notes
·
View notes
Text
Starscream, c'mon, this is the third night in a row they've had to cut you off
#maccadam#transformers#wayward sparks#starscream#hes fine guys hes totally fine. dont even fuckin worry about it#tw alcohol#or like. the energon equivalent#art tag#is it obvious that ive never stepped foot in a bar and also dont drink
38 notes
·
View notes
Text
Watching the end of dark phoenix: Oh I see, the chess is a metaphor for sex. Getting absolutely down and dirty. I see. I’m so good at media analysis
#*ramblings#cherik#xmen#xmen dark phoenix#legally guys this is a joke#don’t murder me#but it’s totally a metaphor for sex#them homos so obvious
47 notes
·
View notes
Text
Never feel more masc then the times I try to look fem
#Crossdressing as a woman is truly the epitome of being a man#I HAVE to be the most confusing person at the grocery store#Voice of boy? but makeup like girl? but boy mannerisms? Girl hair? Boob? lesbianism? Man? Woman? Man? They? It? Maybe#You'll never fucking know. I hope it keeps you up at night#Committing gender fuckary? In my city?. it's more likely than you would think#It's very obvious how boy I am when I try to girl#I love being a weird little guy#I'm that boy thing wearing a dress what's not clicking here#Transmascs im telling you WEAR THAT MAKEUP!!!!!#PUT ON THAT DRESS!!!#only if you want to ofc but there is nothing more euphoric then dressing like a woman and still feeling like a man#but that's the process. A couple years ago wearing nail polish made me sick to my stomach. AND IM AGENDER!!!!#totally just like rambled in the tags mb#transgender#trans masc#transmasc#agender ism#genderqueer#nonbinary#trans man#trans joy#just fishdeath-ing#genderfluid#genderfuck#multigender#xenogender#genderflux#abinary#transneutral#don't know why I'm tagging this so hard but i learned like three new terms so that pretty cool
94 notes
·
View notes
Text
Spoilers for latest bound lore:
~Headcanon time~
- During the fighting of the void creatures, Armor was pulling people who didn’t have any/very little armor with his tail and getting in front of them to kill the creature’s.
- after the fighting armor fought the urge to wrap his tail around vast in a protective way.
- vast did her best to keep their eyes on rune, making sure he was okay during the fighting but every once in a while she would themselves stressing if armor was okay, of course she was worried about everyone. However she hasn’t quite stopped thinking about how worried they were about armor
~ vast has taken the flowers from runes flower crown and added dandelions to the mix. Hoping to make her partner feel a bit more happy.
#bound smp#please tell me it isn’t too obvious I have a favorite noncanon ship#it’s totally obvious#bear tired posts#i don’t know anymore#I love armor and vasts friendship#my boys#guys I love armor’s character
33 notes
·
View notes
Text
"Seungmin would be SO hot if he got muscle like, can you imagine?" You would be hotter if you shut your mouth but we can't always get what we want so <3
#the amount of times ive seen this exact comment or sentiment over the past 6ish months in particular#truly pissing me off <3#like first things first- hes already handsome so if you dont see that... its fine. we all have different tastes but also be quiet <3#but like we know first hand from him that he isnt particularly interested in the gym and working out#hes not a changbin. its not his thing- he goes to keep up stamina for live shows#and the fact hes been very specific in saying so any time anyone mentions him working out and going to the gym is so like......#its kinda obvious that hes doing a polite 'please dont hassle me about getting bigger' so he makes sure to always go Its For Endurance#and yet i still see this and also. um theres other members who are muscley so why does seungmin also have to follow that route?#like if you want muscle theres people you can go look at... but also half these people cant even identify actual healthy muscle#vs. someone being so skinny that they have no fat on them and somehow think thats real muscle so like lol#its been so specifically the past half a year tho like whats that about why#its really one of those be quiet im so tired#well on the otherhand i was so stressed about my doctors appointment but now annoyance took the worries place so 🤷♀️#like its funny how X should lose weight comments are recognised for being shitty but the 'x should totally change his physique' is chill tho#like if seungmin organically of his own accord ever becomes a muscle bro bc /he/ wants that than for sure i'll be like Woo go seungmin !!#but only if he wants it. not the fans being annoying not bc of staff or beauty standards not bc of the other guys
32 notes
·
View notes
Text
This podcast has been sad and all but the first time I actually teared up was 26: the Bedrock because holy shit the writing of this episode is absolutely perfect. Just, in every single aspect.
-Arthur's loss of humanity showing through the development with Yellow, and how because he was so unsympathetic and cold, that's why yellow was so stubborn and heartless. He can't see it, but his loss of humanity throughout the series bled into John and is starkly contrasted from the beginning of the series when he had more empathy, something that is GLOWINGLY obvious when John returns and highlighted with Faust.
-His miscommunication with John about the real reason he wanted to kill Larson. That if he'd just told him about the sacrifice at first, they wouldn't have been fighting the whole time and John wouldn't have had to play moral compass. He could've reassured him before everything went down and maybe even convinced him to help those people when they were still in the mines.
-Arthur's monologue about Peter. Up until now, we barely knew anything about him, aside from the fact that he was his best friend. The revelation that he came into Arthur's life after Faroe's death somehow makes their friendship that more impactful. Sure, John killed him, he acknowledges and is remorseful for it, but he has also BECOME him. John didn't push him for answers about his past, just like Peter didn't! When Peter came along, he was at a VERY vulnerable place in life and from experience, prying that sorta personal thing from someone only makes them reluctant and resent you for it. Instead, he subtly manipulated Arthur into telling him. Now, John did sorta the same thing, but instead of manipulating it out of him - even though he's this all-powerful being that ABSOLUTELY could have - he waited. He waited until Arthur trusted him enough with that part of him. John has become a reflection of Peter. But Arthur can't stand that because he still, in a way, deeply resents John for his death and he can't stand the thought of someone who took that from him changing to be better. And who can even blame him for that?! He is absolutely justified in his perspective, but that doesn't change the fact that he cared for John as a friend - so much so he KILLED himself just to save him.
-the scene with Uncle where he was literally just sitting there with Faroe's music box. Uncle - as far as I've interpreted - isn't conscious about what Larson's doing. It's naive. It's curious. It's just as innocent as Addison was when Larson was using her. It's just as innocent as Faroe and using the music box to trigger that feeling of guilt and anger with Arthur is so. damn. haunting.
-just the parallels of everything that happened with Yellow is repeated with John, but instead of the bickering reflected in season one, it's just John being concerned about Arthur while he goes mad and blind with rage trying to kill this guy. And also maybe himself. ESPECIALLY on the ledge.
-"I've come so far.." when contextualized with Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening, something that's already been thematically important in past arcs.
-The voice acting while he killed Larson ALONE was just so incredible. Let alone his self reflection and guilt over Faroe's death that he projected onto Larson as he kills him. Fully believing he deserves the same.
-This series is so good with exposition. The way he was so vague with John about it - only showing subtle hints through his dialogue until the very last second when all has been said and done and his emotions have come to a head.
-The way he genuinely sees himself - someone flawed who made an honest, tragic mistake - in Larson - someone who made the conscious decision to sacrifice his own daughter - and believes he deserves the same date as him. His guilt that flows into Larson's death like the blood that spills from his eye sockets onto his hands.
-How could they have won when we're not even finished? When we're not yet done fighting? AND THEN THE POEM. THE POEM. PROMISES. THEIR JOURNEY. THEIR PROMISES AND FRIENDSHIP AND THEIR RESPECTIVE JOURNEYS TOWARD HUMANITY/SELF FORGIVENESS.
-It's not a CLEAN slate.
-"We can't escape these things we've done."
"I'd rather greet a new day like an OLD FRIEND. With fondness and appreciation. My friend." I WILL DIE.
-Just the joy of him eating. The joy. The joy of eating with John. Fantasizing about dancing and dinner and drinking. He's slowly starting to forgive himself and let himself deserve the simple joys and he wants to enjoy them with John. With his friend.
"Sounds like we have plans, let's make sure we keep them" He has promises to keep!!
This podcast is amazing and this episode was the PINNACLE of the emotions that led up to it. I love it so much.
#i know this is probably so obvious but i love overanalyzing the things i love so shut up#they're so beautiful#it's so beautiful#HOPE#HOPE IS THE FORCE THAT KEEPS US FIGHTING#can you guys tell that literature is my favorite subject? can you tell im a total nerd who enjoys writing essays for English class?#i genuinely really miss it#so i guess this is my way of filling that void#that google doc shaped hole in my heart#malevolent podcast#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe malevolent#malevolent 26#arthur lester malevolent#malevolent 26 the Bedrock#i really hope this post gets popular because i really like this podcast and really enjoyed talking about it in this :))#male vore
43 notes
·
View notes
Text
transcription under the cut!
The worst ship chart ever.
Ship name: Loopdile
[insert very tiny math] Ages: 43 and 31? Age difference: 8?
Portrait of Odile with an eyebrow raised saying "I'm not telling." Name: Odile. Gender: trans woman (maybe nb but idrc rn). Sexuality: Aro lesbian.
Portrait of Loop with a finger raised saying "I'm not telling~" Name: Loop. Gender: Nonbinary (??? what is identity). Sexuality: Ace bi
General sliders. "Relationship starts quickly vs the slowest burn you can possibly imagine" is marked fairly close to slowly and trails off towards slow burn. "They'll be together forever vs They'll break up after 2 months tops" has two marks, one at 2 months and one really close to forever. "Cute couple vs dear god they're ugly" is marked a quarter slider away from cute. "Reasonably healthy and normal relationship vs They're dying and getting killed and hurt man" has a wide mark all the way from the halfway point to a quarter away from healthy. "Extremely popular ship vs literally no one ships this but me" is marked fairly close to no one.
Specific sliders. "Giddy and happy to be in love vs they just killed themselves 40 times in their head at the idea of being in love" has loop at died and odile fairly close to died. "The madoka vs the homura" has loop at homura and odile a third of the slider away. "Telling anyone who will listen about their partner vs rarely brings up that they're in a relationship" has loop a quarter away from telling anyone and odile fairly close to rarely. "eats and/or encourages a healthy diet vs eats dry instant noodles only" has loop at noodles and odile a third away from healthy. "crazy ass vs truck freak" has loop at crazy ass and odile fairly close to truck freak.
Tell me why your ship is interesting... go!
What draws them together? Odile is the only motherfucker that can handle them; Loop is weird and intriguing.
What stands in the way? Poor communication skills; Loop is clingy but Odile often needs space; Loop lashes out and self-isolates.
What are their good traits? They're both hilarious and dedicated to the bit; they're both devoted to their loved ones.
What makes them hopeless at romance? Odile is aro-spec and uninterested in romance; Loop both hates/fears and craves romance; Luckily they can just be something stranger!
Describe them with one trope: found family, deadpan x emotional, secret third thing, I'll protect you from yourself.
#suicide mention#these are today's headcanons... tomorrow? who knows.....#so. the weird sliders.#siffrin had a low grade crush on odile which. obviously didn't instantly come to fruition but it's not exactly a slow burn situation eithe?#and then during sasasap and isat loop's emotions about everything ever were. not doing great#they come out of canon a total mess#and odile's like ...i could fix them. NO WAIT IM NOT DOING THAT.#so again the thought is there and. a little more slowburn y this time. but only for a specific part of the dynamic#and then there's kinda a slow build of loop's new dynamics w everyone in the group?#and the thing with odile escalates into being a Thing#but again it's hard to call it slow burn bc there's no like. line to tip over into dating.#but it's not *instant* either#it's a snowball gaining speed downhill#ok next weird slider#oh yeah#they 'break up' fairly often as one of loop's 'this is 100% a joke and not my real feelings at all' bits#even though they're not dating and they don't actually want to break off whatever shit they do have going on#it's a way to express a need for change#BUT the whole family is in it for the long haul#and loop and odile's dynamic may shift over time but again. there's no 'breaking up' line#so they won't necessarily be [together?] forever but they will be together forever#and then it's. not an *unhealthy* relationship but it's not normal either lol#with a whole range of behaviors between 'genuinely helpful to each other' and 'lmao what the fuck guys'#ok those r the weird ones! the rest are obvious right. like ofc odile is closer to truck freak 🙄 but not entirely
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
I love you unending cycles of vengeance I love you centuries upon centuries of war and violence built on fear and lies causing two sides to keep killing the other until theres nothing left and every attempt at peace always failing because revenge is easier and in the end all thats left is regret <33333
#jrwi#jrwi tmk#jrwi total monster kill#jrwi tmk spoilers#-guy who is completely normal about total monster kill. is that obvious
18 notes
·
View notes
Note
Tbh Reese is gonna regret giving my mc his number because my mc would definitely keep texting Reese to vent about being stuck with atlas. My mc does not miss an opportunity to pick an argument with atlas
Literally so real of them, honestly Reese pretends to be annoyed but he eats gossip up, complaining about Atlas specifically too would 100% be reciprocated. So regret, but also, show those receipts 👀
#asks#s&s: reese#s&s: atlas#very much the guy to tell you to shut up but gets way too into the shit talking#ESPECIALLY regarding atlas he hates that guy#<- the most obvious statement in the world#totally teen girls talking about an ex core#he will pick those arguments WITH you don’t worry#I don’t know if you have a friend in him but you certainly have someone to hate together with
37 notes
·
View notes
Text
Honestly the moment you accuse a cc of metagaming the moment I know you just hate the cc and just want an excuse to publicly hate on them. A constant theme throughout the server is the moment a character starts being disliked for any reason, people start calling the cc a metagamer without any proof or logic.
#It happened to forever baghera tubbo jaiden aypierre bad and so many others#Its incredibly obvious what your trying to do and anyone who agrues no guys I didn’t mean it that way are lying#Oh tubbo was looking to the side texting his dad while thinking out loud what a metagamer#Oh pierre got the base locations from bad what a metagamer#I totally dont just hate blue team and now have learned to hate the ccs that would be so out of character…..#qsmp#discourse#neg#qsmp neg#fandom neg#I will block you if you accuse a cc of metagaming I do not care for your defense
48 notes
·
View notes