#top surgery at Claire’s

[purpl3maxreal]

[rose-thorns-corner]

i love my friends and our dynamic lmao

@sapphirethegay

[hypnosees]

two pretty best friends ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

[lazykurocat]

This is how Queers for Palestine seem to think Queer rights are in Palestine based on how much they support it...

No Courtney from Ohio they/them in Bio you can NOT get your fucking top surgery at Palestine Hamas would shoot you with the slightest hint that you're queer, get a grip and drink your damn pumpkin spice latte.

[sleepdeprivedandoverthinking]

Yall think Othello gives out free top surgery

[silverskye13]

helsknight got his top surgery done by the best top surgeon in hels. Tanguish got his done at Evil Claire's

Helsknight, who always does things the Most Proper way, spoke with a rehabilitation specialist every step of the process, did every stretch and massage and used every medicine religiously as it was prescribed no matter how shit he was feeling at the time. He was back on his feet and working as soon as he was allowed to and had written notes from other Colosseum fighters on their recovery process with reasonable benchmarks placed on what physical exercise he could try and when.

Tanguish got the surgery by the first guy on the street who would accept stolen coins, languished for a few hours, stole a health potion to speed things along, and was back running around by the afternoon.

[bg3scenarios]

Tav, sweating: Nice top surgery

Rook: Huh?

Tav: Your top surgery looks really good

Rook: Oh… thanks?

Rook: Yours too

Tav: Is yours vanilla?

Rook: Yeah! Dragon Age has medieval Claire’s

Tav: I’m so jealous

Tav: I’m still waiting for my mod to update

[lazywriter-artist]

Unconventional Company

Warhammer/Helldivers/Halo crossover + writing warmup

Slowly Night clutched its wispy black tendrils around the planet and travel became difficult, forcing the Trio of trained soldiers to set up camp for the night. Seated around the fire the Space Marine would reach back into his satchel, digging out a large book as he leaned back some.

His voice, cutting through the settling air, rumbled the question “So pray tell guardsman, have you all finished your prayers? I hadn’t seen even a single one before battle…” He questioned, strangely nonchalant for how confused the other two were left. The other armored figures glanced to each other with small shrugs.

“prayers?” The spartan echoed, he had heard of a variety of religions back home and on various planets but with the mystery shrouding this giant already he really hadn’t taken the ‘marine’ to be much of a religious man. The Helldiver didn’t seem to be a fan of this topic however as he crossed his arms, leaning back with an aura of disapproval. He didn’t really trust this brick wall much already. Was too big of a guy. Never took off his armor…maybe he was an automaton. These prayers sounded very UN-democratic. Hmph.

Though their confusion deepened as the marine looked appalled, gently digging out an almost rosary like item with a large double headed eagle attached “ahah…yes?— your prayers to the God Emperor?” He pressed, the duo again glancing to one another.

“Doesn’t sound very democratic-“ growled the Helldiver as the marine gave off a sudden menacing aura. The spartan swiftly clapped the back of the helldiver’s helmet with his armored hand, clearing his throat to try and recover the situation, “Right! Right!! our prayers! How could we forget!?” He’d swiftly nod with growing anxiety as the Helldiver grumbled in complaint over being hit. The spartan wasn’t about to be ripped in two by this muscle man freak in super armor because the quack Helldivers like this one couldn’t see the writing on the wall.

“How indeed.” Snorted the armor clad wall of a man before allowing his original aggression, hesitantly, to fall away. “But it is only natural when fighting for the God Emperor.” He nodded matter of factly.

“For Liberty ya mean.” grumbled the Helldiver, receiving another smack to the helmet as the spartan cleared his throat once more “RIGHT! Yes! Perhaps you should lead us through one? We are a bit rusty—“

He gulped, worried of the marines reaction, hoping this would smooth it over. Even still he braced for the worst until— the marine seemed to light up? “Of course! I always am ready to show guardsmen new prayers for our God Emperor!” His deep voice bellowed as he would readjust to be closer to the two.

Despite the Helldiver disliking the idea the spartan forced ‘convinced’ him to go along with it, if only to just please this ‘Space Marine’ into not crushing them under his boot— and he had to admit, it was kind of endearing the joy the marine displayed as he traced over the strange words within his book, explaining these ‘prayers’ he picked out for them and how to say them.

…Maybe this wouldn’t be so bad?

Lovely dividers by @squishyowl (Imperial) and myself :) (Helldiver)

Yapping below the cut

Oh BROTHER this one took a lot. Idk y but hey it happens (mostly due to my inability to stay on a project for too long—) but anyhow

This bad boy had say in my inbox for a WHILE and in my notes even longer….i think I ported it over to tumblr around the time I made the original au post, meanwhile it’s been written since about I first made the au, so woof a while ago

This bad boy took a few months on and off again to complete just due to my spelling and grammatical errors and the whole not working 100% of the time on it X.X

But here it is!!! Idk if it was obvious but the crossover is a really fun idea to me and I definitely wanna do more with if- so we shall see 🥰

I’m just a big huge sucker for sci-fi stuff especially sci-fi battle stuff and these three being big poster children for that idk how I couldn’t

Anywho- thank you all for reading and u all are so cool and thanks to my moots who proof read it for me 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶✨✨✨💪💪💪💪

Everyone have a good day 🫶

[skywalkerbootleg]

just got my top surgery at Claire's

[premaritalhug]

Pretty late to the party but here's a doodle for Yumetober. The theme for day #5 is "animals". Rice cats are animals, right?

Also included are the images of what's on the apron and hat respectively, since the resolution is dog ass.

[gothic-frog-thingy]

The transmasc urge to do a D.I.Y top surgery

[bloodonmydaisukeface]

Ligma basl d

[manic-pixie-sceneboy]

emo meme of the day

id tag me and the homies but my homies dont use tumblr 👽✌️

[sumamitt]

top surgery by ianthe tridentarius

[ultra-raging-ghost]

The offline chat is discussing, so if youre a ghostie and you see this rb this and let me know how you died in the tags? 👀

[theonceortwiceuser]

⚠️Breaking news⚠️

Jesse Pinkman spotted at Claire’s about to get his top surgery and one free piercing.!

Claire’s x Jesse Pinkman collab coming soon ! Jesse is so excited to release his new line called Breaking Gendernorms