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𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 | 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐜
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✯not requested, this is solely to comfort me a bit as my brother leaves in basically 48 hours, probably less now..i wanted to get something out not only for you guys but for me too so i don’t worry that i’m not doing enough, i hope you enjoy<3
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ahhh can I jus say you writing for timothée made me so happy. anyways, could you write where y/n struggles with mental health & tends to isolate herself? timothée notices & comforts/reassures her. like lots of angst of y/n pushing him away but then fluff bc timothée is there for her w LOTS of pet names. tyyyy sm if you can write this <3
hi! thanks for requesting & i hope I did it justice :) ik it's pretty long, but I got carried away in the beginning lmfao. i focused a little bit more on the 'isolate' part and I don't think there's a TON of angst, but I hope you still enjoy it!
and timothee content truly is barren on here like ???
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you weren't sure what triggered it this time. you weren't sure if anything had triggered. it all happened over a certain period of time with little things you couldn't pick out. it started with cancelling plans that were up in the air, you ate lunch in your car instead of the break room.
it was all the little things that should've been indicative to anyone. you didn't think much of your lack of wanting to just be by yourself. it was normal to just want some "me-time" and your boyfriend knew that, but it didn't mean it didn't bother him.
the little pattern of pulling away from everyone and everything didn't seem to slow as it reached the top. it seemed to speed up to the point where for the past week, you hadn't left your tiny apartment in a week- working from home to keep from having any reason.
the absolute only person you kept in rather close contact with was timothee. you'd been together for just over a year and fell for each other like there was no tomorrow. you assumed that maybe he was the reason it took so long for this to happen given that he was required in la for a bit. he'd been back for a couple of weeks, splitting time between resting and spending times with his new york friends and you. today, as a matter of fact, was saturday, which meant timothee wanted to take you out to eat and you really did not want to.
"hey, baby, are you going to be ready in ten or do you need a few?" he asked over the phone and you sighed as you looked down at the sweats you'd been wearing for much longer than you should've.
you had been putting off the inevitable for the longest time. there was a new place timothee had been dying to eat at and you were about to make him wait longer.
"you know, i don't think I'm feeling it tonight. i know you really want to eat there, so maybe call up Mike and see if he wants to go? im really sorry, it's just that im really tired."
"y/n, you know i totally adore you, but this is the third time since I've been back that you cancelled on me."
"i know and I'm sorry, i've just been really out of my element lately."
"well, what's the problem?"
you wish you knew why this happened. why you probably had timothee sprawled on his couch in disappoinment and frustration.
"there isn't one."
"bullshit, y/n." he mumbled into the phone before hanging up. the moment your gone fell from your hand, the ounce of energy you had left absolutely drained and you shut your eyes against tears.
timothee felt bad immediately- pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration at himself. he missed you- that was it. he missed and wanted you more than anything. after two long weeks in la, he expected to not leave your bed or arms for a solid 48 hours, but instead he returned to someone cold and unenthused. he got one squeal and tight hug to last him over and it hurt. now that he looked over the texts from the past few weeks, all he saw was you going to sleep or taking a nap or that you were home.
he should've noticed.
as you woke up from a half-asleep daze, you heard firm knocks on the door. you sniffled as you realized what happened no more than twenty minutes prior and got out of bed. timothee had a key, but for whatever reason, he didn't put it to use as he stood with his arms out and ready for a hug.
"Hi, lovely. i missed you." he waddled into your apartment while you clutched onto his shirt.
"im sorry." you started to cry, but timothee shook his head and wiped your eyes.
"don't apologize. i shouldn't have been so harsh with you. that was unfair to you when you're obviously going through something."
"no, you were right to be mad."
"i wasn't." he whispered and kissed your head. "what's going on, my love?"
"i don't know. im just tired of everything."
"why didn't you say anything, honey? is it because I was in la?"
"not only. it was bound to happen no matter where you were, i guess. sometimes, i just get into these funks and i feel like a burden to the world about it and I want to be alone."
"you're not a burden to anyone, gorgeous. not to me at least and when you feel like this, you need to talk to me. that's what im here for. all i want is for you to be so, so happy and i can't make sure of that if you lock yourself up and away."
you gave him a teary smile and he kissed your soft lips. "i love you."
"and i love you, lovely. just want you to be okay."
you both stayed in each other's embrace until you were laying on your couch under a blanket.
"is it too late to go out? i still feel bad." you whispered, looking up at him as he watched a movie.
"how about delivery?"
"that sounds a lot better."
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it was a pleasure to burn (spencer reid x fem bau!reader)
genre: fluff i think even though the name is v angsty LOL it’s a literal screenplay with the amout of dialogue i wrote LMAO so idk
summary: a particularly rough and disturbing case gets to reader, and spencer and reader are brought together by this.
words: just about 6k (my longest fic ahhHH)
warnings: typical criminal minds gore and violence just up a notch, they get on a plane at the end, somebody gets ~shot~, somebody gets ~bonked~, cursing, mentions of reid’s addiction, and i think that’s it. also the reader wears reading glasses but that’s the only predetermined factor of appearance. btw i don’t think i used any pronouns in this but i apologize if i’m wrong.
a/n: LMFAO i was outside awhile ago celebrating litha with a nice lil hike and i saw a butterfly and i had just started watching cm and was like hMMm... killer who’s obsessed with symmetry??!1??!? y Es. enjoy 😼 EDIT: THERE IS SO MANY PLOT HOLES OMG FBREHJBFHEJFRE IM RBFBRE
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Present Day, Central Park, New York
“Aren’t they just stunning?” The unsub spoke, keeping her eyes trained on the butterfly sitting happily on her finger. The brightly colored creature fluttered off her hand that was dripping scarlet, flying around her curly head of brown hair. Her, formerly white, blood-stained dress flowed around her as she followed it, watching in awe as it soared about. She giggled, plopping down on the grass in the middle of a circle of her victim’s pale, lifeless bodies, all of them with ironically morbid butterflies resting upon the frail skin of the corpses.
“Aren’t they, agents?”
She slanted her green eyes, gripping the grass a little harder. I flicked my tongue over my lips nervously, looking over to the lanky man on my left. He simply shrugged, just about as sure of how to handle the situation just as much as I was.
“If I knew you all were coming, I would have cleaned up, I really would have, I promise.”
We slowly walked towards her, twigs and leaves crunching under our feet. It could have been comparable to a hunter stalking its prey, but it unfortunately was quite the opposite.
6 days earlier, Quantico, Virginia
“3 bodies, all found within the last 48 hours in rural New York. So far, the first body has revealed that although it was dumped upstate, the victim was murdered in the city, and the same most likely goes for the other bodies as well. Nails well manicured, no drugs in the system. They aren't junkies, we’re dealing with upper class citizens.”
My face contorted as I took the photos from Reid’s hands, his large and tanned one surprising me by how soft it felt as it accidentally brushed against mine. I blushed like a madman, looking to see him doing the same thing. I cleared my throat getting Rossi’s attention.
“Why are we only now hearing of this?” I questioned, flipping through the images as I did so, my confusion only growing. I didn’t recieve an answer, leaving my curiosity to bloom.
“Wait, how did you say they were killed again?”
Morgan looked up, taking the photos from me. “He didn’t.”
I sighed, pushing my glasses up on my nose.
“Is there at least any correlation between the bodies and the butterflies?”
Our attention was shifted to JJ, the resident expert on the insects.
“Actually, the ones being found with the bodies are from the Amarynthis family, all native to Latin America. They weren’t there by accident so yes, they’re somehow related.”
Rossi stood up, grabbing his coat.
“Well, none of this is nearly enough for a profile, so pack your bags and tell the others, wheels up in an hour. We’re headed to New York.”
4 days earlier, F.B.I. Field Office, New York, New York
“The final report from the latest victim is in, all the autopsies are clean. They show no signs of struggles, no marks, no blood, no anything. The eyes weren’t bloodshot, so suffocation is ruled out, and that was our best bet.”
I sighed, sliding the case file across the glass table to Spence as I took my seat, sinking into it and allowing myself to be consumed by its warmth.
“So what your saying is that we’re back at square one.”
I looked up at Hotch from where I sat, running my hand through my ponytail.
“Yeah. That’s what I’m saying.”
Just then, the young Doctor spoke up as he flipped through the pages.
“The eyes weren’t just not bloodshot, there was barely any blood left in any of the victims bodies, only about 3% of the volume left. The killer drained them.”
Morgan gave me a shocked expression, silently asking for an explanation.
“Which you failed to mention, Y/n.” Aaron spoke, agitation once again present in his voice.
I looked at the ceiling, crossing my arms in front of me before turning to face Hotch once more.
“Yeah, well, I thought it was obvious when I said no blood.” I stuttered out cautiously.
“On the bodies! Not in the bodies!” Morgan exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air in what was in my opinion, very childish. Everyone else in the room aside from Spencer was either shaking their heads or pinching the bridge of their noses, and reasonably so.
“Look, I’m sorry I just didn’t see it in the report, plus, In the scheme of things, it just doesn’t seem to matter.”
I soon regretted my words, realizing how ill-fit they were for the current conversation I was having. Spencer looked up, tilting his head.
“Doesn’t seem to matter? How? There’s an endless amount of possibilities now that we know this. If we had known it sooner we probably could have figured out the pattern and caught the one doing this!” He harshly spewed, his voice acting like a crescendo of sorts, quiet and calm and moving towards a loud and violent tone. Tears began to prick at the corners of my eyes and I was starting to feel guilty, not to mention absolutely stupid as could be.
“I’m- I really am sorry guys, truly.”
Hotch locked eyes with me, taking a stern tone that one would usually take with a disobedient child, perhaps even Jack.
“I hope that’s a comfort to you when another body shows up. That’s their blood on your hands.”
I was frozen, the gravity of the situation taking its toll.
In the background I heard him say something to Morgan about a new profile having to be made as there were many new things to be known from this revelation. But it all went in one ear and out the other, just unpleasant white noise.
As I clumsily stumbled out of the room, I felt Reid’s eyes burning holes into the back of my brain. I was quick to turn my head to meet his glance, causing him to look down. I felt bad, the weight on my chest growing heavier from the interaction.
I sat down at my desk, turning on my computer and immediately going to google. I typed in “hypnosis” and let the info trickle in.
About 30 minutes later, I still felt absolutely horrible, but I had also put together a valuable profile in the time that had passed. I shut the newly finished file, blowing an abandoned strand of hair out from my eyes. I had to do a double take when I saw Spencer staring once more, his deep hazel eyes meeting my own. I gave him a small smile before standing up and walking to Hotch’s makeshift New York office. I pushed open the heavy door, placing the folder on his too-clean desk.
“What’s this?” He asked, taking it in his hands.
“My theory about the unsub. I think I know what she’s been doing. You can tell the team if you want, I’m not sure if they would wanna hear it from me. ”
He gave a small smile, pushing the file back over to me.
“You get the team together and I’ll get the local PD caught up. You tell them yourself.”
A few minutes later, everyone except for Reid had gathered in the meeting room. I peeked through the half closed blinds that allowed a line of vision to his desk in an attempt to locate him. He was positioned there, staring blankly at his laptop that appeared to have nothing on the screen. I knocked on the window lightly to catch his attention, his glazed over eyes looking in my direction. I tilted my head at him, silently beckoning him to join me. He only shook his in response, shaggy brown locks swaying back and forth. I sighed, frowning at his action. I turned to the group, clasping my hands in front of me.
“Everyone, this will just be a second if you’ll excuse me.”
With a raised eyebrow from Hotchner and a jab in the direction of Spencer’s workspace, I swiftly walked out of the crowded room.
“Spence, care to join us?” I asked, resting one of my hands against my hip, the other on his orderly desk.
“No, I don’t think I will. I need to try to figure this out before she finds her next victim.”
“What makes you think the unsub is a she?” I searched his eyes that had seemingly become brighter at my piqued interest in his hypothesis.
“Well, the unsub seems to be obsessed with symmetry, all the bodies being found in obscure yet symmetrical positions. This could suggest she had some sort of deep rooted insecurity, possibly from some sort of bullying from growing up in a small town where she was looked at as a superior for subpar looks. She moved to the big city, expecting a big break. Instead she was shunned for being less than average. She grew frustrated and as a result, she began her killing spree. The stresser could have been one too many insults that made her snap. Plus, that would account for the butterflies left on the scenes that are used in modern examples of both femininity and symmetry.”
I smiled widely at his words.
“What- why are you smiling, what are you smiling at?”
I tapped his desk, rolling my bottom lip between my teeth. I headed back towards the conference room, looking over my shoulder.
“Because, I’m glad we’re on the same page, Dr.”
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“So, our girl, as Dr. Reid has explained to us, is obsessed with her appearance. She’s an organized killer, no mistakes and no signs of blood or anything of the sort on scene. She has practice, she does this sort of thing every day. She is most likely in the age group of 23-30, and has a job in the cosmetic industry, our guess is in plastic surgery. She probably volunteers weekends at local butterfly sanctuaries or zoos, finding comfort in their perfection that those in her life, or formerly in her life, cannot and could not provide.”
“Which would explain to her easy access to non-native species of the insects. She has an absolute infatuation with symmetry, which yet again, links the butterflies on the crime scene to her MO.”
Spencer and I were vividly explaining our shared theory to the team, as well as local law enforcement. He was excited by his discovery and the lead on the killer, and his energy was contagious.
“She kills without remorse and out of jealousy, picking victims who all have one thing in common.”
Spence pointed to all of the images pasted on the board in the center of the room, all of them split in half and reflected, creating a perfect mirrored portrait.
“They all have perfectly symmetrical faces, as well as strong jawlines and high cheekbones. As most of these victims are models or those searching to start a modeling career, we believe she is luring them in with a photographer trope, promising to make their dreams come true.”
I nodded, taking a moment to study Reid’s own sharp yet somehow soft features. I allowed my eyes to wander over his sunken in, kind, and curious eyes; his pillowy pink lips that are in dire need of some chapstick.
“Agent?”
I turned my head, snapped back to reality by Rossi calling my name.
I gave a tight and quick smile, returning to the topic at hand and tactics to catch the unsub. But of course not before Emily gave me a crooked smile, resulting in me rolling my eyes.
“Physically, she’s nothing special, most likely a mundane appearance or one with quite obvious surgical changes. No in between. Check all of the plastic surgeon offices in the area for both employees who fit our description, as well as a patient who has gotten any serious facial mod operations. Do the same for any weekend volunteers at local zoos and animal sanctuaries, specifically working with any insects.”
It was an NYPD officer then that spoke up this time, raising her hand briefly.
“But, you still haven’t mentioned how she’s killing them?”
“Hypnosis.” Reid and I both spoke at the same time. He looked to his black Converse, sliding his hands into his pockets. I observed the room and all of the skeptical faces filling it.
“Even if it may sound far fetched, we saw no signs of anything that indicated a struggle or even any marks or wounds. This led us to believe that some form of hypnosis was used to allow her an easy kill. This means extra caution will have to be taken when actually handling the unsub. Even though we’re positive she’s using hypnosis, which method she is using to actually kill them after the fact is what we’re unsure of.”
I turned to Spencer, handing off the explanation to him.
“We think that because of her whole thing with symmetry, she wouldn’t want to disturb the natural state of the victims and their faces, even if she would do the same to her own.”
“Which means?” JJ asked, her blue eyes slanted and glossed lips left ajar.
“It means that the unsub wouldn’t want to leave any large marks like stab or gunshot wounds.” I nodded at Prentiss, who had made the assumption, confirming she was correct.
“With her presumed background in plastic surgery, we believe she was able to make small incisions that made no visible scars. We’re having the coroner look back over the bodies as we speak.”
“She drains the body’s blood 97% of the way before closing the holes up. What she does with the blood, we don’t know. Another Eddie Mays, perhaps.”
I looked over to Spencer, raising my brows at his comparison. He was quick to defend himself, shaking his hands left to right and mouthing “No” while simultaneously shaking his head the same way, something he seemed to be doing often as of late.
After we had finished consulting with any officers who had remaining questions, we branched off to conduct our own routine investigations. We found that the only thing they all had in common apart from the symmetrical faces, is that they all had visited the Central Park Zoo in the 24 hours before they were killed. We received a phone call from Garcia not long after we put together those pieces, being alerted that there was one girl who had, in her words, “Hit every mark there was to hit, sunshine.”
“Her name is Alessia Copelas, she works weekdays as a surgeon's assistant at Premier Cosmetic, and weekends at Central Park Zoo from 4-8 p.m.”
I smiled at the new info from the blonde bombshell known as Penelope, turning to Reid who was still looking at me quizzically.
“Alright, thanks babes, you’re the best.” I spoke into the phone, a comical “Mwah!” made from either side as we hung up.
He shook his head, keeping the odd look on his face.
“I swear, you guys have a weirder relationship than her and Morgan.”
I laughed, sliding my phone into my back pocket.
“Oh, please, Spence.” I gingerly placed a hand on his cheek, patting it twice.
“You’re just jealous.” I made a pouty face, letting my hand linger before walking off. “Come on, we’re going on a field trip.”
“Where to?” He asked, gripping the door frame, using it as leverage to swing himself closer to me. He took long and quick strides, catching up to me in no time.
“You like animals, right?”
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4 Days Earlier, Central Park Zoo, New York
As soon as we entered the zoo, our ears were filled with the sounds of the loud screeches of birds and monkeys alike. Reid covered his ears, cringing and making his displeasure known with an “Ahh!”
I smiled at his geeky behavior, admiring the animals in the enclosures. I paid special attention to a particularly impressive species of tarantula, leaning down to admire them. A few moments later I looked to my left and saw Spencer doing the same thing.
“Did you know that arachnids have asthma which is why they don’t run for extended periods of time, similarly to cheetahs?”
“Yes I did.”
His face scrunched up in an adorable manner, causing an involuntary giggle to fall past my lips.
“Well did you know that-“
“Ma’am?”
I turned to see a young woman with flaming red hair and a freckled face smiling at me, her green collared uniform top complimenting her eyes of a different shade wonderfully.
“Oh, hi, I’m Agent Y/l/n and this is Dr. Reid, we’re with the Behavioral Analysis Unit of the FBI.”
Her expression shifted to a more confused one, her smile not leaving her face.
“What can I do for you two?”
“Is there an Alessia Copelas that works here, maybe volunteers on the weekends?” Spencer asked, his puppy dog eyes immediately warranting a response.
“Yeah, she volunteers here, she seems nice. Is she helping with an investigation?”
“Well we think that she may have some part in a series of murders.”
Her smile disappeared this time, turning into a cement frown as panic flooded her body.
“Oh God, was she- Is she a killer? Have I been working with a killer for all this time? I mean, I never had any shifts with her but from what I heard I thought she was so sweet-“
“Look,”
Reid glanced down to her name tag that read “Lillian” before meeting her eyes. His tongue darted out, licking his lips, a nervous habit of his I’d picked up on.
“Lillian, we aren’t sure if she’s the killer we just needed to get a feel on her and get some information regarding her personal life.”
She started frantically nodding her head, more trying to convince herself she was okay rather than ourselves. I looked over her shoulder at some exhibits, thinking to myself how this would end up being a waste of our time if this poor girl couldn’t get a grip on herself.
I was soon proven wrong when I looked over to see a young girl wearing an identical uniform to Lillian, probably somewhere between 23 and 24. She had untamed chocolate locks with bangs that stopped just above the shoulder, blemishes covering her T-Zone, and a rounded face to go with it.
The cherry on top? Under her arm she carried a small enclosure with what appeared to be amarynthis meneria, the same butterflies found on the victims.
I tapped Reid on the shoulder once as discreetly as possible, catching his attention. I heard him mutter a small “Oh God” before he told Lillian to walk away calmly and quickly. She ignored his request, turning to look at Alessia, letting out a blood curdling scream and sprinting the other direction.
“Shit.” I cursed, beginning to walk towards Alessia, Spencer by my side. I smiled at her, trying to appear friendly. Reid spoke up as we got closer.
“Hello, do you by any chance-“
wham!
“Spence!” I exclaimed, reaching down to help him up from where he had fallen from being whacked by the 4’2 pyscho that was Alessia Copelas.
“Did she get away?”
I turned to see her gone, the only sign she was even here being the forming bruise on the Dr’s face.
“Yeah. She did. I’m sorry, Reid, that was really stupid of me.” He shook his head, running his own hand over the raw skin.
“It’s fine, I would have done the same for you.” He looked up, and I wasn’t sure if it was my school-girl esque crush on him or the fact I just had another experience with a serial killer, but my heart was racing nonetheless.
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F.B.I. Field Office, New York, New York, 1 Day Earlier
The stress levels in the room were high.
Despite our best efforts, several more bodies had been found, New York’s narcissists were in a state of panic, and the spirits of the BAU were down to say the least.
“What? Are you kidding me?” I exclaimed, looking at Hotch in disbelief.
He rolled his chocolate eyes, fanning the folder containing the new information we had gathered on Alessia.
“I wish I was, Y/n. She’s off the grid completely, her apartment is empty, phone and credit cards have been deactivated, and the surgeon’s office hasn’t heard from her for 5 days. And the media has decided to give her the name ‘Butterfly Baron’, so she’s probably been fueled even further. We need a new lead before she strikes again.”
I scoffed, standing up and pushing my chair away.
“This is unbelievable. How many times do we have to reinforce the idea to local PD! Especially when the unsub is a self absorbed psycho, do not give them a name! God, I really cannot fathom this.”
I reached up, letting my hair down from where I had messily thrown it up upon my arrival to work that morning.
I stormed out of the room, my heels clicking behind me. I ignored Hotch’s calling of my name, making my way to the closest restroom.
I went in, locking the door behind him. I ran my hands through my roots, tugging just enough to where it hurt.
Turning the water to the left all the way, I splashed it from the stream leaving the faucet on to my face. I scratched my fingernails against the skin, wiping away the tears that had escaped.
“This is all your fault, y/n.” I whispered at myself in the mirror, doing my absolute best to engrain the message in my brain. I had my head hung in shame when a knock rang out.
“Y/n?”
It was Spencer. My mind started going a million miles a minute, thinking about why he could be there. With my voice raised a few octaves, I tried to scrape up a response.
“I’ll be out in a few, Spence.”
It was quiet for a split second, leaving me to foolishly dance around the idea that he had left me to wallow in my sorrowful thoughts.
“Y/n, Hotch wanted me to check on you. Are you ok?”
My heart slightly sank at the idea that he might’ve just come to check on me because he himself was worried. I discarded the thought, bringing myself back.
“Y/n can you please answer me? If you don’t open the door I’m gonna send in JJ or Emily.”
I sighed, wiping under my eyes where my mascara had smudged, begrudgingly walking over to the door. Just as my hand landed on the silver handle, his voice that was constantly playing in my head echoed out once more.
“Y/n, please? I need to know you’re okay. I’ll come in there myself.”
A soft smirk graced my face as I turned the handle to reveal a worried looking Spencer.
“Y/n, oh God, you had me worried.”
He was quiet when he spoke and his hair looked messy, like he had been running his slender fingers through it in a stress filled state.
I sniffled, attempting to still keep back tears that were still threatening to spill.
“I’m alright, Spencer. Really, I’m fine.”
He gave me a small smile, his eyes meeting my own.
“I know, it’s just that when I had my Diludad problem,” he hesitated.
“I would lock myself in bathrooms to shoot up, and I know you aren’t having a problem like that but I just was worried about you- what are you doing?”
I cut off his rambling by throwing my arms around his middle. He tensed, but quickly melted. He wrapped his strong arms around my shoulders and my waist, laying his head on mine.
“Y/n, I promise you, you’re doing your absolute best to stop Alessia. We wouldn’t even be where we are right now if you hadn’t made the connections. Those deaths are not your fault.”
My tears finally began to cascade like a waterfall, staining his shirt.
“I know, but it’s just like it is all my fault! I could have paid closer attention, or-or, I could have went after her at the zoo, it’s all my fucking fault, Reid.”
I sobbed into his shirt, my hand gripping his shirt like my life depended on it. Like if I let go I would fall into a deep, deep, endless hole.
His hand on my waist moved up to cradle my head.
“It’s not, I promise you-“
He was cut off mid sentence by the ringing of his phone.
“I am so, so sorry-”
I pulled away, breifly touching under my nose with my wrist, then moving a hair behind my ear.
“Nope, it’s fine, don’t worry.” Our words almost had overlapped each other as we clambered to fight the tension that had risen. I closed my eyes, tilting my head up, thinking about how unprofessional yet intimate our previous position had been. How wrong, yet how right it felt.
I kept running the moment through my head, the feeling of his warm figure encasing mine on replay.
His phone call played as background noise to the film playing in my brain, his voice calming me to an extent.
“Yeah, we’re on our way. Thanks, Morgan.”
He closed the phone with a snap, also snapping me out of my trance, putting the movie on pause.
“They’ve got a hit. Copelas was seen dropping by her old apartment.”
And for the first time since that Goddamn case had started, I smiled genuinely.
“Let’s go get her.”
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15 Minutes Prior, Central Park, New York
“Hotch?”
“Yes?” He looked back from where he was driving, following our lead in a rushed manner.
“What will we do if she...” I trailed off.
“Hypnotizes one of us?” He finished for me. I nodded solemnly.
The look on his face was conflicted and it took him a moment to come up with a response.
“We kill her before we have to kill one of our team members.”
He saw a look of uncertainty on my face and spoke up once more.
“And that’s an order.”
I nodded again, making eye contact with him through the rear view mirror. I fell back into my seat, closing my eyes briefly.
After a few more minutes on the road, we had arrived.
The doors all slammed to the SUVs, one after the other as we stepped out.
“The letter said that she would be here, somewhere here.”
The voice of Morgan was channeling through my earpiece, referring to the letter found at her apartment that she had left just for us.
“We ordered evac on citizens, correct?”
The unsure voice of JJ was also heard through the earpiece, her uncertainty quite unusual to hear.
“Yes, it was the first thing we did, Jayj.”
I whispered, a sly smirk from Spencer forming at my behavior.
“Oh shut up.”
“I didn’t even say anything!”
snap!
Our senses adapted, becoming dialed to 11 at the sound of a twig snapping under someone's feet.
“Was that you?” I mouthed to Spencer. He shook his head no and I silently cursed to whatever force was listening.
I nodded, which he then reciprocated, the pair of us slowly walking towards the source of the sound after he did.
“They’re going to remember me, I’ll go down in history.”
The voice was sing-songy and quiet, floating through the air. I took a shaky breath, continuing my steady pace.
My breathing momentarily halted soon after.
Different variations of “Oh my God”s, and loud gasps from almost everyone on the team flooded my ear canal at the horrifying sight in front of us.
Red. So much of it.
“Guys, I think we know what she’s been doing with the bodies’ blood.”
“No shit.” I muttered under my breath.
She was bathed in the blood, it looked like something straight out of a horror movie.
“Alright everyone, I want you to approach her as quietly as possible, Morgan, if you get the chance, corner her.”
Hotch’s voice was a stark contrast to her own, Derek’s response all the same.
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Present Day, Central Park, New York
“But Agents, you still haven’t answered my question. They’re beautiful, aren’t they?”
“Alessia Copeleas, FBI, come on, get up, lets go.”
Derek’s voice was stern, not asking, but demanding that Alessia come with us.
“I’m afraid I just can’t do that, Agents.”
She stood up abruptly, causing all of our weapons to rise. The sun reflected off of the silver metal of Reid’s gun, sparkling in a stunning way that caught me off guard.
We all were trying to act as if we were in total control of the situation, but we could tell that us nor Copelas really believed that. Her words were her weapon, and this was the one time where words could hurt, but sticks and stones had virtually no power.
“Take another step and we will have no hesitation to fire.”
She smirked, rolling her eyes.
“If you do, will I be famous you think? You think they’ll hear about me back home?”
Her curls softly blew in the wind, making her appear almost harmless, maybe even endearing, if it wasn’t for the hardening coat of human blood soaking her clothes and seeping from her skin.
“Is that what you want? The kids back home and everyone here to hear about you? You want ‘Butterfly Baron’ written on every billboard in Times Square, your picture painted in museums, films to be made in your honor?” Reid was the one who spoke up this time, his voice remaining strong. Her eyes shone with a sickening excitement at what he said.
“You want to be famous?”
She nodded vigorously.
“Too bad.”
My eyes widened, surprised at the detour the conversation had taken.
“What-what do you mean?”
“Please, the only thing people will hear about is a sad, boring little girl from a small town who killed to feel better about herself. They’ll forget about you in a week, who knows, maybe they’ll even grow an infatuation with your town, someone you went to school with may get as lucky as to catch their big break!” He laughed, while Alessia looked absolutely devastated.
“You? You’ll be a nobody.”
“That’s not true! I’ll go down in history, and they won’t! I’m the fucking butterfly baron for hells sake! All these people?” She gestured towards her field of bodies.
“You won’t remember their names, maybe not even their pretty faces, but me? I’ll live forever.”
Her nostrils flared and she strode over to Reid with purpose. The safety on my glock clicked off, but Spencer motioned for me to wait. So I did.
“You know, Agent-“
“It’s Doctor.”
This visibly agitated her even more as she started her sentence over again.
“Doctor, you have a beautiful bone structure. Absolutely perfect. Symmetrical, not to mention just flat out stunning.”
A glaze formed over Spencer’s honey eyes at her words. He lowered his gun momentarily before turning towards me, Copelas doing the same.
“And you, Agent. Wow. I feel like I’m in an art exhibit, you’re gorgeous. I think the Doctor man here would agree.”
As he lifted his revolver at me, the situation became all too real as I understood what was happening.
I either had to shoot the man that I was struggling to admit I was beginning to love, or died at the hands of the very same man.
Tears flooded my eyes, all safeties were turned down, and all guns were pointed at Reid.
“Spence, please.”
My voice was weak, something that seemed to bring Alessia lots of joy.
She laughed before talking again, commanding Spencer.
“Pathetic, really! Spence”, she mocked,“shoot her.”
“No!”
bang!
whack!
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Present Day, Somewhere In The Sky, The Jet
I opened my eyes from where I had been tackled to the ground by Hotch, surveying my surroundings to see Alessia laying on the grass, the source of her gunshot wound non-distinguishable from the previous blood on her body.
I looked to the right to see where Spencer had crumpled to, his frame bent in a discombobulated position.
“Spencer!” I cried out, crawling over to him like some sort of dog,
“What happened to him?”
“Y/n, he was going to shoot you-“
“I don’t care you should have let him!”
I cradled his head in my lap, allowing my pent up tears to fall.
“Y/n?”
My eyes snapped open for real this time, my mind calmed at the sight of Spencer sitting next to me on the couch, gently shaking my shoulder in an attempt to wake me from my nightmare.
“Spencer! Sorry, was I too loud?”
He chuckled, gesturing to the rest of the sleeping plane around us.
“You’re fine, I wasn’t sleeping, I decided to reread ‘Fahrenheit 451’ for nostalgia purposes. And you weren’t that loud, you just looked like you were having a bad dream.”
I chuckled at the not-so outlandish idea in an attempt to diminish it from his mind and move on.
“I’m fine. But fun fact, I did have nightmares after reading ‘The Veldt’. Seriously, I don’t get how you can just reread Bradbury’s stuff all the time.”
The genius scoffed, starting a rant on how Ray Bradbury’s storytelling was just classic literature and deserved to be reread, thus successfully changing the topic as I hoped my statement would. Although soon after, he caught on much quicker than I would have liked him to.
“And not to mention, The Veldt alone could be seen as a forewarning to the 21st century and beyond, even Bradbury himself supported that interpretation-‘
I gave him a tired smile, enjoying his rambling like I always did.
“-and you totally just got me to change the subject.”
“I was wondering when you were gonna catch up.”
“Hey!”
He laughed as I rested my head on my hand, trying to fall back asleep.
“Really, I can tell those nightmares are bad. What’s going on?” He questioned, his tone empathetic and compassionate.
“It’s nothing, Reid. I just keep seeing in the park, when Alessia got shot and you-you got hurt but instead of getting up like you did in real life, you just…”
I trailed off, not wanting to relive the negative dream any longer for fear of the tears that were pricking my eyes escaping.
“It’s okay, that didn’t happen, I’m right here.”
He pulled me into a hug, allowing me to bury my head in the crook of his neck, his warmth consuming me once more, a sequel to the film from earlier.
“I know, but what if it hadn’t?” I asked as I pulled away.
He shook his head, reaching for his wallet.
“In this job, this course of work, we can’t focus on ‘what if’s’. In this job, we also get nightmares, all of us. It happens.”
He slid a picture over to me, it was of a happy family. The edges were worn from years of being carried, but the picture seemed loved.
“Gideon gave me that when my nightmares started. He told me about how those families we save everyday, and how that’s what makes what we do worth it. And I know you didn’t know Gideon personally, or the work on the specific case with that family, but I want you to have it anyway-“
I cut him off by throwing my arms around his neck, attempting to speak despite being muffled by his fluffy sweater.
“Thank you, Spence. Truly.”
I smiled, and I imagined he was doing the same.
“No problem y/n. Anytime.”
I moved my legs over to be tucked underneath my arms, leaning into Reid. He wrapped his arm around me, also leaning in. We both managed to fall asleep for the remainder of the ride in our state of content, but not before he managed to sleepily call out my name.
“Y/n?”
“Yeah?”
“When we land do you wanna go on a date or somethin’?”
I smiled at him, separating from his form just long enough to see that beautiful face of his.
“Without a doubt.”
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHA I’M WAY TOO HAPPY WITH THAT LMAOOO but anyway chile-
i don’t have some long ass paragraph to write this time omg wig, i’m just proud asf of my work for once (except for the zoo part ngl kinda didn’t like it😳)
😛✨vibes✨ love u, xx hj
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inspired by @sapphichill ‘s love for her OC Julia
so i’m just gonna talk about rose mason-sunderland bc i can
tw: trans man pregnancy // pregnancy
yeah this gon’ be long lmao
so like yeah anyway
with harry having gotten pregnant at 48 and James at [REDACTED] they both knew that it was kind of inconsiderate to choose to have a baby at this place in the game, Harry’s going to be so much older when she’s twenty and suchlike and James is ?????? so it’s all very strange
Harry did have to go off HRT as soon as his pregnancy was confirmed and aside from typical, expected hormonal nonsense and mood swings, his dysphoria didn’t have as much flare up as he thought it would. he, ofc, was also heavily in therapy the whole time, so if there was a problem, even a minor one, it was addressed before it became a bigger problem
it’s what he really wanted and thought he’d never get to have so it was a bag o mixed emotions but overall, he was happy and content. James, WHEW he had a go with that but if i get any further into the specifics/dynamics here we won’t get to ROSE
“Hi, Rosie.”
Her name suited her already, being as red as she was. They named her Rose Mason-Sunderland; a name James had liked, and Harry thought was perfect. It was becoming a popular name again; a lot of ‘vintage’ names were. ‘Rose’ was an ageless name (and of which Harry already admitted to thinking of Titanic whenever he heard it) and for their potential baby girl, it topped the list. ‘Rose’ was perfect for her, and perfect, was she.
so like yeah and i kinda hate it rn bc it’s Titanic Hours and so it’s Rose Rose Rose but LISTEN i was just following tradition here with giving Harry’s daughter the name of a flower
she’s got james’s green eyes and harry’s dark hair and she’s got his nose too, which is simply adorable
when she gets older she’s gonna shoot up around 6′ and upset one father and the other’s gonna high five her
she could even get taller but by 17 she’s Enormous i think and really she will get bullied for it, and she’ll cry, and there will be anger and resentment and talking to the school officials and nothing being done, etc, and that’s going to be an interesting lesson in parenting for them and development for her
Heather’s stoked to have a baby sister tho she’s like, 23 years older than her by this point or so lmfao (changed timelines for -adjacent!!!) but she’s cool, and definitely wants to introduce her to independence like.. as soon as she can.. .... heather go back to therapy
Rose uhhh
yeah so,
excerpt from -adjacent (there was pornography before this section lmfao):
Another quiet knock on their door. Harry caught his breath and sat up, pulling the sheets high on his stomach. “Yeah, sweetie? What’s wrong?”
James arranged himself lightning fast, his heart still running a race when their daughter pushed open the door. Her parents regarded her inquisitively; she sleepily gazed back. “My room is wet.”
Their frowns could practically be heard. “Your room is wet?” She nodded. “What does that mean, honey?”
“It’s wet,” Rose replied. “Like the carpet and the bed and the ceiling.”
Harry scrunched his face, trying to comprehend the complaint that made no sense. “The carpet and the bed and the ceiling is wet,” he slowly repeated. “Okay, sweetheart. I’ll come take a look. Wait outside the door, okay?”
She nodded and did as told. The fathers shot each other an odd look. James sat up in bed to watch Harry quickly clean off his legs with the edge of the sheet and pull on sweatpants and a shirt. “You want me to come too?”
“Nah, it’s probably nothing,” Harry mumbled. “I’ll be right back.”
James tracked him with his eyes as his husband left the room, gently talking to their little girl as they departed. This was a good a time as any to clean up too. He got out of bed and winced against the light in their master bath, getting right to washing up. It took just under a minute to get sorted out, then he endured his vision having to readjust yet again while he found some decency in light clothes.
He pulled at the hem of a thin old shirt, and shot his head up at the faintly panicked call from Rose’s room. “James?” Harry warily beckoned. “James, honey, you gotta c’mere.”
James was down the hall in seconds, meeting his family outside of the girl’s room. Harry had his arm around their child, both of them staring into the room, a foreboding aura clouding the hall. Tentatively glancing at them, he ducked his head to avoid the doorway, and stared into a scene that froze his heart solid.
The room was wet. Floor to ceiling, black and brown streaks of old water damage ran down the walls and stained the faded purple carpet in moldy puddles. From the ceiling dripped water as though a tub had flooded above them, but there wasn’t a third level in their house. Rose’s bed was soaked and bore the same grungy filth of rot, her furniture ruined and decaying, her toys all but unsalvageable.
It looked like the room had been decomposing in water for years. It looked like.. like..
James roved his eyes over the room, his jaw slack, and face paler than ever in the night’s blue glow from the window frosted by dust and dirt. He slowly raised his hand and clung to the frame lining the doorway, darting terrified glances all around again and again and again. Harry’s small, unstable voice didn’t break his racing focus when he spoke.
“I don’t know what to do.”
SO
YEAH BUDDY YOU SURE DON’T
thanks to James (derogatory), young Rose has some Connections to SH i mean come on duh, i’m very sexy cool and original and it’s extremely amazing of me
Rose is going to cause some Problems but ofc by no free will of her own, it’s going to be a wild ride raising her and them having no idea what she is/can do, because her “abilities” (i hate the call them that because it’s incorrect but words? never heard of ‘em)
but she has a Connection to South Vale in particular, and clearly the hotel, though these instances and hints are pretty rare in her childhood - late teens. she doesn’t get it, she has dreams now and then and will say the odd cryptic thing that sends James and Harry’s hearts to their throat but other than that, it seems like she’s clueless and unbothered.
Heather knows, naturally (since they told her), and she can’t really get anything out of Rose. she’s speculated that maybe she’s another incarnation of Alessa? but so far, theory unconfirmed in the slightest. the theory itself was unappreciated, however unfortunately something to keep in mind. (alessa could you please honor the dni my good dude, this is getting ridiculous)
Rose has been a curious child and gave her family heart attacks by enjoying impromptu games of hide and seek that they never informed anyone else they were playing, as kids are wont to do. she had a little chaotic streak (thanks, Heather) and she was not as interested in tablets or technology and all that growing up. just an old school kid. that was nice. please stop eating the glitter glue. goddammit, Rose turn OFF the easy bake oven when you’re done please i’m begging
she didn’t have much favoritism, but it was difficult to encourage her to sleep in her own bed sometimes. it wasn’t that she was having nightmares or was scared, she just got clingy lmfao and wanted to hang out/sleep with her parents. while really sweet and wonderful, honey you need to go sleep in your own room for so many reasons. this isn’t healthy, you can hang out and sleep with us sometimes but honey, daddy and papa need to sleep alone sometimes
Rose’s favorite color is iridescent/metallic, she allegedly has a green pea allergy (and she’s sticking to her guns about it), she’ll only drink Lactaid even though she’s not lacked toast and tolerance, once had a phase in which she would only wear and eat/drink anything blue and kid, your family loves you so much but my god are you testing their patience,
she’s always been curious and, again, as kids are wont to do, stared a lot. Harry’s joked that there’s only air behind her eyes, there’s just nothin goin in in that head of hers, but then later blames James on giving her his weird, thousand-yard stare and it’d be really cool if she’d stop tracking him when he’s walking around trying to live his life, ok
fuckin weird kid
she has Not grown out of that and Harry (and Heather, and Douglas) blame James for it and wow can anyone show him on the diagram where he should care
she was a cute and sharp kid, got clingy, made herself Heather’s shadow for awhile, made herself Douglas’s shadow for awhile; curious, really quite ordinary, would become a B, then C average student, diagnosed with learning disabilities but they manage despite the frustration and tantrums that’d happen due to her schoolwork and being Different and behind in her classes,
bullied because of her big nose :\
had a keen interest in grass when she was young. she wanted to learn about grass and see different types of grass. like. okay. sure, honey. well that’s a new one, gotta say! so her parents.. looked up all kinds of grass and went to look.. and.. learn about grass........
even indulged her enough to pull up, then put down different types in the back yard for her to roll around in and look at and she’d just be out there all afternoon, for hours, looking at/playing on/napping/army crawling/reading on her grass. it was so out of left field from what James and Harry have heard about kids and their weird fascinations?? and they really had to fucking laugh
she sorta grew out of it eventually, though she still talks about grass.
she’s good friends with Lane and Grayson’s kid (as of yet i haven’t thought about; Lane and Grayson are OCs here obv lmao; Lane’s a romance novelist and also a trans, and when he and Harry ran into each other for the first time (they knew who each other were, but wow didn’t expect this) they discovered they were both expecting and wow small world!! so they became friends, they mesh really well, and Grayson and James actually turned out to vibe with each other which was a relief bc if the husbands don’t get along, this is gonna be hell)
anyway
that’s gonna be all for now i think this is huge lmfao don’t forget to like and subscribe and i’ll see y’all when i feel like stream-of-consciousness chattering about Rose Mason-Sunderland and/or anything -adjacent and/or anything Lane and Grayson
thank u for ur support and readership and ilu <3
#ches writes#-adjacent#sh-adjacent#rose mason-sunderland#yeah BABEY this is long lmfao#pls clap#claps for myself#we out here enjoying ourselves and havin OCs in fandom!!!!#life's great#adjacent#oc: rose
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43, 58, 59 and 60!
tysm <3
43. A film that scarred you
lmfao YOU WOULD you fuckin would
okie honestly i have to give this one to Angel Heart thanks to you!!!!! still recovering tbqh!!!!
48. A movie that took you a couple of viewings to appreciate
ok i’ve been racking my brain on this one for a few minutes and i honestly can’t think of one bc like a godless creature i operate entirely on immediate reflex so if i don’t like s/t i usually just listen to that goblin inside my brain telling me we don’t like this and we 86
58. Favorite genres
screwball comedy, heist/crime/mystery comedy, swashbucklers
59. Least favorite genres
uhh i don’t think i have one! but if i had to i’d say the last genre i’d reach for in the skittles bag would be maybe sports movies bc i just. refuse to understand men running around
60. Biggest movie pet peeve
when actresses are dismissed as “just movie stars/personalities and not real dramatic actresses” or when the values required for “good acting” are limited to like…….cynicism,,,drama,,,minimalism,,,brooding,,,,jaw clench,,,,,,screaming,,,,psychological rollercoaster,,,,no levity ever
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an nsfw ask meme (hide ur eyes kiddos)
I was looking through my blog and saw I answered this ask meme back in 2016 and the answers are preeetttyyyy different so I thought i would give it a go again
1. Are you a virgin? nope havent been for a hot minute now
2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size? Yes ive mentioned it to my bff a few times lmfao
3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs? Yeah my fucking dad (actually it may have been an sti but still)
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity? nope lmfao
5. Do you swear under celibacy? nah man
6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to? ugh back in 2016 not a good time tbh
7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex? nope
8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex? Yeah my parents when I was 5 amd I still remember it vividly
9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission? yes I quite enjoy it tbh
10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? the couch in my boyfriends parents house when everyone was home
11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex? car sex bc I dont want grass in my asshole
12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not? probably 14 or 15
13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"? yes I really love it too
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too) I dont know?
15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too) didnt know this was a thing tbh lmfao
16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? gonna take a guess and say no
17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) clitoral
18. What is your bra/penis size? 38DD
19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member? yes
20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? a boys dick ayyy
21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better? rough sex gets me fucked UP (though intimate is nice too)
22. When was the last time you masturbated? uhhh 2 days ago maybe?
23. When was the last time you had sex? god two weeks ago and im dying i swear
24. When was the last time you watched porn? a few days ago maybe
25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? yes i have y first was a little blue bullet and the most recent is a vibrating dildo
26. Guys: Circumsized? not male
27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? thighs and neck fuckkk
28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? the clit baby!!
29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? nope though wow good for the ladies who can
30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing? blue panties and a floral bra
31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? absolutely
32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions? nope
33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? nope
34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? nope
35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? maybe a week or so ago?
36. Which wet dream was your favorite? not sharing lmfao
37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? well im currently dating my best friend of 7/8 years
38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? yes
39. Have you ever masturbated with someone? yeah
40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member? no :'----( I dont even wanna fuck in the shower I just want my back washed
41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you? honestly i love missionary
42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? Fuck yes
43. Are you into any BDSM? god yeah
44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? yes because we live 3 hours away 😪😪
45. Turn on's? choking, spanking, being called names, ropes
46. Turn off's? age play is a no go
47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover? yes i have and since we started dating absolutely not
48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex? yes like all the time the (since he lives 3 hours away)
49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on? uhhh I cant think of anything right now tbh
50. Do you like dirty talk? oh fuck yeah
51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? usually quiet bc i have to but I love being loud for my boyfriend
52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? yeah someone came downstairs and started yelling abt something, also my bf and I were fucking on the couch and the remote fell over
53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story? god my exs mom walked in right after I gave him a blow job and she was like "what are you kids doing?"
54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story? bruh my bf and i were trying to fuck and we had to watch his sisters dog (like in the room) and she started trying to sniff his ass it was so fucking funny he jumped off me
55. What kind of porn do you like to watch? I dont really watch porn anymore tbh
56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome) leabian for sure
57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under? uhhh threesome I think
58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched? dude this man had a pizza around his dick and the chicks grandpa deadass had a heartattack and she still rode him
59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger? chris evans tbh (older by a hot second)
60. Favorite sex toy (if any)? I quite like my purple dildo
61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex? nah
62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel? nope and probably never will
63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower? yes for my boyfriend anytime but not for any of yall sorry
64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them? yes my bf is a fan of them
65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos? no bc I have real orgasms (finally!!!)
66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? yes I tell my bf and we have phone sex at least once a week
67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?) yeah I kinda have to
68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm? when i was 15 I was literally sitting on a closed toilet in my house bc I shared a room at the time w my sister so i had no choice
69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way) nah I can do clitoral, clitoral/penatrative, and just penetration
70. Favorite type of oral? the kind w his tongue on my pussy?
71. Strangest sexual positon you've tried? havent really done any strange positions
72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion? not that I'm aware of
73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal? vaginal i fucking hate anal
74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal? clitoral
75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive? I love being a whiny sub
76. Have you ever masturbated to someone? yes
77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them? god yes that is why I usually masturbate
78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? yes and absolutely not
79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? yes and no
80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner? not while we were dating no, but ive had sex w people who arent him
81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else? yes
82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's? nope though ive had a scare or two
83. Birth control or condoms? birth control
84. Do you ever masturbate to porn? not really anymore
85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them? yes and not really?
86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active? yup
87. Do you have any STDs? nope
88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity? yeah when i was like 15/16
89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"? nope never even played bc its lame
90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral? I swallow if he cums in my mouth but i love getting it on my faceeee
91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else? nope and yes
92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time? no
93. Have you ever experimented with the opposite sex? yes
94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious? intended bc thats the only way we ever had sex unfortunately
95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone? nah
96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity? yeah I literally called my best friend (current boyfriend)
97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated? yes
98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant? yes!! we dont live together and we are constantly horny it sucks!!!!
99. Do you like masturbation? eh
100. (Asker's ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes? nope sorry
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Nov 5 Dancitron Movie Night - Round Planet
It took most of the night, but Prowl eventually managed to successfully participate in Whirl’s nonsense. He’s proud of himself.
He also managed to invite Arcee to hang out at some undefined point in the future.
Check out Prowl, veritable social butterfly.
Today NoodlesAtNight 7:39 pm *Soundwave has Ravage sitting on his lap, one feeler lightly curled around the mech. They'e quite focused on the screen already.* Swervester 7:41 pm Ants? NoodlesAtNight 7:41 pm [[One of many Earth creatures we will learn about tonight, per Ravage's request.]] Swervester 7:41 pm Ooh. Nature docs are always a good choice. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:41 pm *enter dragon! she has snacks! mercury rolls and oil cakes and tasty tasty energon gummis* Hello, Soundwave, Ravage! NoodlesAtNight 7:42 pm *Ravage smacks his jaws at the smell of the treats but does not move.* =Yes. Very good.= Swervester 7:42 pm Do humans eat honeydew NoodlesAtNight 7:43 pm *Soundwave huffs noisily.* [[Too small for humans, he's sure.]] Swervester 7:43 pm Shame. NoodlesAtNight 7:44 pm [[They get by.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:45 pm *the dragon finishes up placing the snacks where they belong, and brings Ravage a tinsel fish* NoodlesAtNight 7:46 pm *His optics brighten to nigh blinding levels. He chomps at it. The dragon had better mind their paw or they might lose it.* Swervester 7:46 pm This man's voice. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:47 pm *she's minding her paw! she likes having them. both of them. intact. and unchawmped. at least her offering has been accepted. she's going to back away now so that Ravage knows that it's his.* *...can Tarantulas do that?* NoodlesAtNight 7:48 pm ((what is with all the poo jokes oh my god. i knew i should've started on the octopus one)) Swervester 7:48 pm /rtghb lmao SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:49 pm ...Why is the fish walking. NoodlesAtNight 7:50 pm [[Because it can.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:50 pm *the dragon would have responded, but she just saw the frogfish hnorf a flounder and is losing it* I've had meals like that! Today NoodlesAtNight 7:51 pm [[You walk better than that.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:51 pm Thank you. *she should HOPE so!* NoodlesAtNight 7:52 pm ((we'll start at 8:05-8:10)) opatoes 7:52 pm /Well, coming to this stream is a first! Smokescreen is cautiously coming in, and is immediately heading for the bar./ All of you. Hello. Swervester 7:53 pm //he says things so weird god SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:54 pm ((I'm going to inhale my food laughing at this help)) opatoes 7:54 pm What are nipples. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:55 pm ...What is that. I don't like it. opatoes 7:55 pm Where are the cats? NoodlesAtNight 7:55 pm *Soundwave nods to Smokescreen.* [[Welcome. And he sees no cats.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:55 pm ((thank you)) opatoes 7:55 pm Bring out the cats. NoodlesAtNight 7:56 pm ((god i don't wanna hear about that)) SCProwl 7:56 pm *Prowl arrives... ah* Earth documentaries? opatoes 7:56 pm /He is also trying to quietly take a few drinks before sitting down./ Swervester 7:56 pm //don't koalas also spend their life eternally high SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:56 pm ((yes)) opatoes 7:58 pm Soundwave. If you have time, can you get a cat docu- oh. That is not a cat. Swervester 7:58 pm Cooler than cats opatoes 7:58 pm Wrong. NoodlesAtNight 7:58 pm [[There will be cats if there are - that is NOT what they are referred to as!]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:58 pm *points at Ravage* Cooler than him? Swervester 7:58 pm [laughs] NoodlesAtNight 7:59 pm =Nothing is cooler than cats.= *Snout in air.* opatoes 7:59 pm Cats are still better- yes. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:59 pm *she thought so. allow her to loaf smugly nearby.* NoodlesAtNight 7:59 pm *Ravage allows this.* opatoes 7:59 pm ... You. /He's pointing to Ravage./ Do you want a drink? NoodlesAtNight 8:00 pm =No. Is my bar.= opatoes 8:00 pm Oh. Oh. ... May I take your drinks? NoodlesAtNight 8:00 pm =Yes.= opatoes 8:00 pm Good. It is appreciated. /He's chugging a drink./ NoodlesAtNight 8:00 pm [[...He should look into that tactic.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:00 pm Data point of two. I think I would also be horrified and confused. NoodlesAtNight 8:01 pm *Imagine a feeler that can separate and wiggle around for him.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:01 pm *imagine a dragon with trauma for life* UnkillableJazz 8:01 pm *Jazz sneaks in just in time for the stupid clams comment and snickers* Today NoodlesAtNight 8:01 pm *Soundwave eyes Jazz but offers a polite-ish nod.* PartyRatchet703 8:01 pm *tastes and smells what he touches* NoodlesAtNight 8:01 pm ((three minutes to start, get yoru snacks)) PartyRatchet703 8:02 pm *like an octopus, apparently* Swervester 8:02 pm Oh my god. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:02 pm An octopus can squeeze through any hole that permits its beak. A hatchling can squeeze through any hole that permits its head. Oh, goddess, it's dying. UnkillableJazz 8:02 pm *grins and waves* UnkillableJazz 8:03 pm ((okay then...) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:03 pm ((cue joke about Soundwave tearing off his arm and presenting it to Prowl)) NoodlesAtNight 8:03 pm [[...Look at it. It's so small.]] ((lmfao)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:03 pm ((:D)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:04 pm Hatchlings typically are tiny. opatoes 8:04 pm So this is an educational documentary, correct? SCProwl 8:04 pm I wasn't aware there were rules for writing books for newbuilds. NoodlesAtNight 8:04 pm ((ALL RIGHT i didn't get to see a single bit of this week's stuff so i don't know a damn thing about what to do for warnings. we're just gonna dive in and i'll be sure to get next week's warnings on time)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:04 pm If Ravage picked it, it surely is. opatoes 8:04 pm I would trust Ravage with my life. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:04 pm I would too. opatoes 8:05 pm Snow cat! That's not my home. NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm *Soundwave settles into his couch, gently scratching Ravage's sides.* opatoes 8:05 pm Snow cat!! Show the snow cat again. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:05 pm *um. how educational is this.* NoodlesAtNight 8:06 pm [[What is wrong with talking about shoes?]] SCProwl 8:06 pm Shoes. Swervester 8:06 pm //i've seen this entire series like 4 times tbh and i think the most pertinent warnings are vulgar humor in unexpected places UnkillableJazz 8:06 pm There are lots of round planets Swervester 8:06 pm //also bees in a later episode if u fear bees NoodlesAtNight 8:06 pm ((ah! thank you. everyone read that)) [[...Oh, he's glad Prowl wasn't here for that.]] opatoes 8:07 pm There need to be more snow cats on Earth. Fix the Earth. NoodlesAtNight 8:07 pm [[Someone's stuck a stick in that whale.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:07 pm That fox is almost as fluffy as I am. opatoes 8:07 pm ... How fluffy are you? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:08 pm *the dragon poofs her fur out as far as she can! she is pretty much as fluffy as an arctic fox- which makes sense, since they share a similar biome. lots of fluff.* opatoes 8:09 pm ... That is. Very fluffy. Very, very, fluffy. Where does the fluff come from? UnkillableJazz 8:09 pm oh that looks fun SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:09 pm ...I grow it. NoodlesAtNight 8:09 pm [[Where do you put it when you do not need it?]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:09 pm ...I. I don't? It stays on me all the time. SunstreakerCMO 8:10 pm -what did he just walk in on?- FirstAidd 8:10 pm [waves at sunny] opatoes 8:10 pm ... How soft is your fluff? NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm [[You do not shed it?]] Swervester 8:10 pm Hey Aid. FirstAidd 8:10 pm hey swerve! SunstreakerCMO 8:10 pm Ah. Hello, First Aid. FirstAidd 8:10 pm Henlo opatoes 8:10 pm You. Greetings. NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm [[Greetings, all who have arrived.]] FirstAidd 8:10 pm Me. Uh.. greetings to you too..? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:10 pm Oh, I shed constantly- *sticks out her catlike tongue* But I clean it off before it makes a mess. opatoes 8:11 pm Greetings. Who are you supposed to be? FirstAidd 8:11 pm Uh.. First Aid. It's who I am. [who is this weird mech] NoodlesAtNight 8:11 pm [[Ah. That is convenient.]] opatoes 8:12 pm You clean it? I assume you have some method of not clogging your tanks? I see. That's unfortunate. FirstAidd 8:12 pm Uh.. SunstreakerCMO 8:12 pm Are you okay, with all the... opatoes 8:12 pm ... It sounds like the kind of name that is a medic- and that is unfortunate, isn't it? NoodlesAtNight 8:12 pm [[Bongos are hardly part of the hunting process. That is soundtrack.]] Swervester 8:13 pm [snickers] FirstAidd 8:13 pm I mean.. I don't think it's unfortuante.. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:13 pm Yes, I purge it up later. *shrugs her wings* I have to purge up formaldehydes and formic acid anyways as a byproduct, so putting the hair with it makes it sting less. NoodlesAtNight 8:13 pm *Plays a few notes of the relevant song.* [[Horrible, awful, cold, icy snow.]] *Shudder.* FirstAidd 8:13 pm And it's all fine Sunstreaker. The thing hasn't.. reattached, right? SunstreakerCMO 8:14 pm No, no...it has grown, and has...kinda gotten over that phase. FirstAidd 8:14 pm Huh opatoes 8:15 pm You don't? I suppose it could be worse. Your name isn't Flatline or Ratchet or something. you can do it, Snow cat. FirstAidd 8:15 pm I know both of those mechs.. but I only know Flatline by name opatoes 8:15 pm Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:15 pm *Ice Queen comes in belated, looking around* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:15 pm *the dragon chirps at her dragon friend!* NoodlesAtNight 8:15 pm *Soundwave nods. Hello.* opatoes 8:16 pm This seems like a very cool place to be. NoodlesAtNight 8:16 pm *Slow stare at Smokescreen.* opatoes 8:16 pm ... What? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:16 pm ... *stares at Smokescreen* SunstreakerCMO 8:16 pm ...... opatoes 8:16 pm ............... SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:16 pm Why does that fish have a stick on it. opatoes 8:16 pm Anyway, he mentioned jigsaw puzzles. Isn't that something? opatoes 8:17 pm Fish sticks. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:17 pm -chirps back! looks around- verdigrisprowl 8:17 pm *arrives late* NoodlesAtNight 8:17 pm [[Easy preparation for cooking, he assumes.]] *Soundwave looks up and pings Prowl. Greetings!* opatoes 8:17 pm /Turning around to nod at Prowl. He knows you!/ SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:17 pm ...Why does that fish have a single giant tooth on its face. SCProwl 8:17 pm *pings alternate* UnkillableJazz 8:18 pm Still can't believe this is the place that kept Megatron frozen for so long verdigrisprowl 8:18 pm *pings everyone who pings him, nods back at the bot that definitely isn't smokescreen.* FirstAidd 8:18 pm [waves at prowl] NoodlesAtNight 8:18 pm [[If there is any good thing about snow, it is that.']] *Nodding to Jazz* verdigrisprowl 8:18 pm *waves back* opatoes 8:18 pm That snow cat looks so soft... NoodlesAtNight 8:18 pm [[It is a bear, not a cat.]] opatoes 8:19 pm Oh. chronosmith 8:19 pm
opatoes 8:19 pm Unfortunate. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:19 pm ((HEY WHIRL)) Swervester 8:19 pm Hey Whirl. chronosmith 8:19 pm Not with THAT attitude. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:19 pm ((THE WOM IS HERE)) chronosmith 8:19 pm ((YE)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:19 pm ...Whirl. Why. NoodlesAtNight 8:19 pm *Lifts a feeler to look over his back.* [[Voice of experience, Whirl?]] chronosmith 8:19 pm *bobs his head at Swerve* No, no. I've never made tender love to snow. FirstAidd 8:19 pm [blinks] verdigrisprowl 8:19 pm *sits with Soundwave* chronosmith 8:19 pm The strangest thing I ever fucked was a gun. *trots on in and makes his way to the couch* FirstAidd 8:20 pm .. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:20 pm *the dragon is so horrified* Swervester 8:20 pm I--wow. chronosmith 8:20 pm But it was on accident. FirstAidd 8:20 pm that's dedication NoodlesAtNight 8:20 pm [[You missed a tasteless joke. Welcome.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:20 pm ...What did you do, accidentally sit on it? UnkillableJazz 8:20 pm okay. chronosmith 8:20 pm It's a long story. NoodlesAtNight 8:21 pm ((reminder to everyone coming in that i have no idea about anything in these documentaries but am told it's mostly just a bit of vulgar humor)) chronosmith 8:21 pm (( o7 )) UnkillableJazz 8:21 pm Sounds like every species on Earth chronosmith 8:21 pm Brawling is its own reward, really. opatoes 8:21 pm Why must they fight? Swervester 8:21 pm Wow that's a lot of blood. chronosmith 8:21 pm Damn, yeah, we missed the good one! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:22 pm ...He looks like he was put through a woodchipper. NoodlesAtNight 8:22 pm [[Frenzy would agree with you, Whirl.]] chronosmith 8:22 pm Frenzy knows what's up, that's why. Chaifootsteps 8:22 pm *Speaking of gender stereotypes, he's just gonna slink in and find a spot to sit*. Swervester 8:22 pm Is it Rung's. opatoes 8:22 pm W. What is that? Is that a plant enemy NoodlesAtNight 8:22 pm *Soundwave nods at Arcee. Welcome, welcome.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:22 pm ...That looks tasty. opatoes 8:22 pm It better not touch my garden. verdigrisprowl 8:22 pm *nods vaguely in Arcee's direction, hello.* NoodlesAtNight 8:23 pm *Can he lean? He'd like to lean.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:23 pm Crunchy to eat. Chaifootsteps 8:23 pm *Arcee nods vaguely to both of them. Ideal method of communication right there.* verdigrisprowl 8:23 pm *he can absolutely lean.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:23 pm Although the cold hurts your teeth. chronosmith 8:23 pm *perks up and waves a claw at Arcee. And then proceeds to flop back all over the purple couch and take up all the room* opatoes 8:23 pm Oh! Prowl, did you get the opportunity to show your magnemite my puzzle? Was there a reaction? Should I make another? NoodlesAtNight 8:23 pm [[Spider?]] NoodlesAtNight 8:24 pm [[Oh.]] FirstAidd 8:24 pm [is likely sitting next to sunny] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:24 pm I think it's tasty. chronosmith 8:24 pm ((MOTHS ARE BEAUTIFUL)) UnkillableJazz 8:24 pm Evening! *he's waving at the people who recently came* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:24 pm ((THEY ARE)) Chaifootsteps 8:24 pm *Waves to Whirl*. SunstreakerCMO 8:24 pm -well, he's fine with the company- verdigrisprowl 8:24 pm I did. It enjoys it. It hasn't solved it yet, but it likes playing with it. NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm =...Would be fun to catch these.= chronosmith 8:25 pm Oh, yeah. *looks to Prowl* Yours is sticking around, too? opatoes 8:25 pm Oh? I'm glad- it sounds like it is challenging enough to be enjoyable. I was not sure if I made it too easy. Do let me know if I should make another, or give that one a new battery, or anything. NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm [[...Oh. Oh, dear.]] chronosmith 8:25 pm ...........*snickers* Chaifootsteps 8:25 pm ...I mean, if I could do that, I would too. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:25 pm At the risk of sounding sadistic... I want to throw them off a cliff. chronosmith 8:25 pm That fox had the same idea you did, Ravage. NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm [[If you haven't got anything better to play with, he supposes.]] verdigrisprowl 8:25 pm It hasn't tried to leave, so I guess so. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:26 pm They look pleasingly bouncy. SunstreakerCMO 8:26 pm -covers mouth to snicker at the bouncing birds- UnkillableJazz 8:26 pm ((sorry lost internet)) NoodlesAtNight 8:26 pm =Hm. Two points to the fox.= SunstreakerCMO 8:26 pm -and then it's munched. Damn- NoodlesAtNight 8:26 pm [[He hopes she does not care about leaving tracks to her den.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:26 pm It's definitely not the worst place to incubate her hatchlings. Nothing's going to try and eat her. chronosmith 8:27 pm Same. With my little... tire thing. I need to name it, now that I think about it. Chaifootsteps 8:27 pm Aww. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:27 pm You mean the Whirlbug? verdigrisprowl 8:28 pm Have you asked it if it has a name? UnkillableJazz 8:28 pm Hope the little one does alright chronosmith 8:28 pm Yeah! I guess if what they say is their names, it's a "whirlipede?" NoodlesAtNight 8:28 pm [[...It is a foot?]] chronosmith 8:28 pm I don't... know how to tlak to it. *pauses* Well, I mean, I DO talk to it, but I don't know what it's saying back. If it's saying anything. Or understands me. opatoes 8:29 pm ... Will humans lose their eyes eventually? verdigrisprowl 8:29 pm ... You haven't learned its language? UnkillableJazz 8:29 pm Who knows OmicronTheIceQueen 8:29 pm ((still around, on phone sorry, Icy's in a corner)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:29 pm *the dragon howls laughing* UnkillableJazz 8:29 pm apparently they're gonna loose something called a pinkie toe verdigrisprowl 8:30 pm ((check out these mature serious scientists)) chronosmith 8:30 pm No? *peers* Is there--you have a dictionary or something I can borrow? opatoes 8:30 pm Eat your avocado, old mech. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:30 pm ((I love it)) ((science is great)) opatoes 8:30 pm What? No Swervester 8:30 pm //i'm laughing bc iirc david attenborough actually denounced this series as being a mockery of serious documentaries verdigrisprowl 8:30 pm I know /mine's/ language. NoodlesAtNight 8:30 pm [[...He would keep Cybertron.]] chronosmith 8:30 pm It seems smart. I mean, we can sort of pantomime at each other. As much as a tire and someone with big unwieldy claws can pantomime. verdigrisprowl 8:31 pm ((...... that's the point???)) opatoes 8:31 pm ... Although, I do not want to lose my greenhouse. UnkillableJazz 8:31 pm ... Swervester 8:31 pm //yeah apparently he hates the series and thinks it undermines real documentaries and their points NoodlesAtNight 8:31 pm [[Yes. Yes they do.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:31 pm ((does he complain that the blair witch project also undermines real documentaries)) verdigrisprowl 8:31 pm I could give you my Magnemite dictionary? SunstreakerCMO 8:31 pm ... UnkillableJazz 8:31 pm Keeping Cybertron wasn't really a thing that happened here SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:31 pm ((or that one with the mermaids)) Swervester 8:31 pm //dunno lmao OmicronTheIceQueen 8:32 pm *Icy shifts closer to watch, letting a hatchling fall off her back* NoodlesAtNight 8:32 pm *Looks at Jazz.* [[If your Cybertron is like the others he has seen in timelines like yours, likely you would not want it in its current state.]] opatoes 8:32 pm Prowl, could I see your magnemite dictionary? SunstreakerCMO 8:32 pm I am glad I do not have to be near that planet...aside from a few unfortunate times OmicronTheIceQueen 8:33 pm I like organic worlds like earth UnkillableJazz 8:33 pm Mine's in pieces verdigrisprowl 8:33 pm Sure. *pings* The grammar is... difficult. *half the grammar rules are "??! i give up"* NoodlesAtNight 8:33 pm [[As long as the volcanoes do not fire purple lava, it is fine, he thinks.]] opatoes 8:34 pm Thank you very much- It is interesting to see, though. I wonder how it may compare to other pokemon languages, or if other pokemon can communicate with their languages. SunstreakerCMO 8:34 pm Purple? Why would it be purple? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:34 pm Another fluffy thing. NoodlesAtNight 8:34 pm [[It wouldn't be, if all is well.]] SunstreakerCMO 8:34 pm .......... NoodlesAtNight 8:34 pm [[MORE snow?]] OmicronTheIceQueen 8:34 pm You might not want to know shiny verdigrisprowl 8:34 pm I've never tried to learn any other Pokerman references. verdigrisprowl 8:35 pm *yes. he's already forgotten the word.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:35 pm Snow is highly important. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:35 pm Snow is good 😊 NoodlesAtNight 8:35 pm [[It's horrid is what it is.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:35 pm ...Oh, goddess. They're tubes! Chaifootsteps 8:35 pm With little legs. SunstreakerCMO 8:35 pm ....'shiny'? NoodlesAtNight 8:35 pm *Ravage points at the screen.* =Hot dogs.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:35 pm Who authorized the creation of those tubes. It's delightful! opatoes 8:35 pm Pokemon- It is Pokemon. Do you know others with Pokemon? Have you tried introducing your magnemite to other non-magnemite pokemon? It may be interesting to see if the language is the same, or if it adjusts when interacting with other Pokemon. verdigrisprowl 8:36 pm No, I can't take it to meet any others. UnkillableJazz 8:36 pm I haven't got to try Earth's snow yet Chaifootsteps 8:36 pm The novelty wears off fast. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:36 pm Its fuuun SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:36 pm Is snow different between planets? opatoes 8:36 pm ... You cannot? Is there a reason for that? verdigrisprowl 8:36 pm Yes. UnkillableJazz 8:37 pm Depends what's frozen in it SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:37 pm Fair enough. chronosmith 8:37 pm ((sorry i had to go fight with the goddamned washing machine)) NoodlesAtNight 8:37 pm ((who won)) verdigrisprowl 8:37 pm ((show it who's boss SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:37 pm ((kick its ass wom)) NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm [[Finally.]] chronosmith 8:38 pm ((i did, at last)) NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm [[Where is Smokescreen when you wish to refer to past pranks.]] opatoes 8:38 pm Fair enough. ... Past pranks? chronosmith 8:38 pm Huh. Well... if you know any... "pokerman" linguists who wanna help, send me their frequency. Because I'm not one. NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm [[Nothing. Nothing.]] opatoes 8:38 pm No, no, tell me. SunstreakerCMO 8:39 pm The...what? Swervester 8:39 pm [snickers] verdigrisprowl 8:39 pm *oh, they're talking about Pokémon in the documentary.* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:40 pm *head tilts....and then chirps, watching Peddles daring to sniff a chair* SunstreakerCMO 8:40 pm -confused noise- verdigrisprowl 8:40 pm *maybe they'll talk about Magnemite.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:40 pm So, how do they keep the plants from rotting away in their hoards? Chaifootsteps 8:40 pm I like their little hands. chronosmith 8:40 pm Maybe they can still eat it when it's rotten. verdigrisprowl 8:40 pm *... looks for their hands* Chaifootsteps 8:40 pm ...Oh Primus. NoodlesAtNight 8:40 pm [[Hm. They do have a wise plan to-- ha.]] chronosmith 8:40 pm .... *listens. Peers* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:41 pm ......thats a sparkling sound SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:41 pm *the dragon peeps similarly* NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm *Plays back the noise and huffs.* chronosmith 8:41 pm *imitates the soft Pika noise?* verdigrisprowl 8:41 pm *their hands are indeed little.* chronosmith 8:41 pm *tries again. There. Peeps. Peeping on the couch* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:41 pm *the dragon will peep too* NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm *Peeps back to the dragon and Whirl.* chronosmith 8:41 pm *Real Peeping Hours* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:42 pm *HEAD SNAPS AROUND at that sound * SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:42 pm *Real Peeping Hours* opatoes 8:42 pm ... /Tries peeping as well./ Swervester 8:42 pm Fist fights OmicronTheIceQueen 8:42 pm *reflexively Chirps a question back* UnkillableJazz 8:42 pm *Jazz might be tempted to adopt that creature* NoodlesAtNight 8:42 pm *Looks at Prowl.* @P: [[Furry cuffs.]] verdigrisprowl 8:42 pm *SNORTS* SunstreakerCMO 8:42 pm ..... chronosmith 8:42 pm Why... opatoes 8:42 pm "How's your father?" UnkillableJazz 8:43 pm What's nasty about it? opatoes 8:43 pm What if their sire is dead? chronosmith 8:43 pm Why are they playing an instrumental rendition of "Daisy Bell?" Is "a bicycle built for two" a euphemism nobody told me about? NoodlesAtNight 8:43 pm [[A bicycle built /of/ two, perhaps.]] Swervester 8:43 pm Probably. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:43 pm *the dragon squints at Whirl. what the hell is he talking about.* NoodlesAtNight 8:43 pm [[Unless the bicycle is into threesomes.]] UnkillableJazz 8:43 pm or more Swervester 8:44 pm That's so weird. chronosmith 8:44 pm Well you'd need at least two wheels for THAT. I guess the rest of us are SOL. Swervester 8:44 pm Why are animals weird. opatoes 8:44 pm Organics are bizarre. SunstreakerCMO 8:44 pm ............ OmicronTheIceQueen 8:44 pm O__o SunstreakerCMO 8:44 pm Aid? OmicronTheIceQueen 8:45 pm *mimics the elk sound* verdigrisprowl 8:45 pm *... elk peeing on themselves is no weirder than things Prowl's seen other organics do.* chronosmith 8:45 pm *snickers* NoodlesAtNight 8:45 pm *Slight flinch* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:45 pm ((actually, that is about what it sounds like)) FirstAidd 8:45 pm yes? UnkillableJazz 8:45 pm It sounds like it's dying... Swervester 8:45 pm Is it ok SunstreakerCMO 8:45 pm -gestures to the screen- NoodlesAtNight 8:45 pm [[Ah. So this is what Thunderhoof's ornaments are for.]] chronosmith 8:45 pm Neat! SunstreakerCMO 8:45 pm That? FirstAidd 8:46 pm ..yes that OmicronTheIceQueen 8:46 pm *she looks at hatchling* Peddles: ............*soft mew* close enough opatoes 8:46 pm Why do they walk on four legs? SunstreakerCMO 8:46 pm What....oh verdigrisprowl 8:46 pm Because they have four feet. Chaifootsteps 8:46 pm There they go. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:46 pm Because bipedalism is bad for the spine. chronosmith 8:46 pm Because it's fun. SunstreakerCMO 8:46 pm Oh never mind opatoes 8:46 pm It is? My spinal strut is fine. UnkillableJazz 8:46 pm I've heard those creatures get stuck together in those fights FirstAidd 8:46 pm [gestures] nature NoodlesAtNight 8:47 pm [[What happens then? Who separates them?]] SunstreakerCMO 8:47 pm -face meet palms- UnkillableJazz 8:47 pm I think they die if their horns don't break SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:47 pm If I tried to stand on my hind legs and walk around like that, I'd need spine surgery. SunstreakerCMO 8:47 pm Great... verdigrisprowl 8:48 pm He's very eager for that volcano to go. Chaifootsteps 8:48 pm Too eager. Is he planning something? NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm =Laserbeak.= [[Perhaps he has hidden something inside the volcano.]] opatoes 8:49 pm Perhaps he has some particularly good insurance. chronosmith 8:49 pm Oh yeah, me too. That's my Friday night. I've puked energon all over the mountains by my house. UnkillableJazz 8:49 pm efficient tree planters chronosmith 8:49 pm I've got stashes for days. NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm [[That's horrific.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:49 pm *snickers a little at Ravage's comment. she's seen Her Bird eat. Laserbeak has an impressive stomach.* chronosmith 8:50 pm It would be, if it was true. opatoes 8:50 pm I should leave some of my tree seeds out for these birds. NoodlesAtNight 8:50 pm *What, you think all that space in her back is for holding bits of grenades?* verdigrisprowl 8:50 pm ... If you drank less energon ultimately you'd contain more energon. chronosmith 8:50 pm This is my Saturday night. I'm always chewing up trees. opatoes 8:50 pm Beavers are a destructive force. Swervester 8:51 pm ..H-how do you-- NoodlesAtNight 8:51 pm =Wasn't going to ask.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:51 pm *it absolutely isn't for grenades, that would be inane* SunstreakerCMO 8:51 pm . . . . NoodlesAtNight 8:51 pm [[Hm. He knows what beast mode the Constructicons might have.]] chronosmith 8:51 pm I just smash my face again and again into trees like a woodpecker. opatoes 8:51 pm The foxtrot? What is that? Swervester 8:51 pm Oh. chronosmith 8:51 pm A dance. NoodlesAtNight 8:52 pm [[A beaver, you cracked circuit board.]] UnkillableJazz 8:52 pm narrator sounds happier verdigrisprowl 8:52 pm ... I'm more doubtful of your ability to find trees. opatoes 8:52 pm I meant the dance, not- I know what beavers are. chronosmith 8:52 pm Well... to be honest. Trees are smelly. Especially... *faraway look*
.......pine trees. verdigrisprowl 8:53 pm ......... Are they? chronosmith 8:53 pm *stares silently into space* verdigrisprowl 8:53 pm *... he'll wait.* NoodlesAtNight 8:53 pm *Soundwave takes note of that look.* =Bite it.= Chaifootsteps 8:53 pm *Is getting a reminder in why he likes Whirl*. chronosmith 8:53 pm *finally speaks, slowly* Ye-es. They are. If you can smell with a damn. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:54 pm Peddles *sitting under someone's chair?* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:54 pm *the dragon can't believe all these puns* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:54 pm *puns are epic* verdigrisprowl 8:54 pm ... Do they smell unpleasant? Or just—smell? chronosmith 8:54 pm Depends on the tree. They have different smells, really. NoodlesAtNight 8:55 pm *Ah, that beautiful shot of water they keep returning to...* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:55 pm *HAHAHAHAHA* verdigrisprowl 8:55 pm Oh. *he supposes that makes sense.* opatoes 8:55 pm Some plants have an incredibly foul smell- one of my flowers smells disgusting when it is blooming. UnkillableJazz 8:55 pm the fox OmicronTheIceQueen 8:55 pm *barks a laugh* that's a predacon SunstreakerCMO 8:55 pm ....he really is waiting for that volcano to go up SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:55 pm That's a dragon! opatoes 8:55 pm I am fortunate not to have a nose. NoodlesAtNight 8:55 pm ((we'll do two more)) chronosmith 8:55 pm *gestures to Ravage* You feel me, right? Some trees just kinda smell... y'know, fresh, and some are stinky, and some are possessed of a fragrance of unbelievable beauty that kind of captures the senses and traps you in a cage of olfactory delight? Yeah? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:56 pm ((two more after this?)) NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm ((this and another)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:56 pm ((thank for explain)) opatoes 8:56 pm Kitty!! NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm *Ravage contemplates the question* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:57 pm *chirps at Dragon, is she doing Dragon Duty for anyone tonight?* UnkillableJazz 8:58 pm Octopus NoodlesAtNight 8:58 pm =Magnolias. That is beautiful smelling.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:58 pm *the dragon is hanging out with Soundwave, loafing around and being cute* SunstreakerCMO 8:58 pm ........ chronosmith 8:58 pm Magnolia, hm? I'll have to check those out. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:58 pm *would dragon like a Peddles visit?* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:58 pm *dragon would LOVE a Peddles visit* radioactivibee 8:58 pm Earth's oceans? opatoes 8:58 pm !! Honeypot? What are you doing here? SunstreakerCMO 8:59 pm -he can see why humans stay away from the oceans now- Swervester 8:59 pm Hey Bee. radioactivibee 8:59 pm Hey Swerve, hi Smokescreen. opatoes 8:59 pm /He is quietly going over to sit near Bumblebee. And maybe awkwardly set a drink in his lap./ chronosmith 8:59 pm *PERKS up. Are we going to see barnacles? Barnacles? ARE WE???* radioactivibee 8:59 pm I saw Round PLanet and thought it would be fun. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:59 pm Ah, so this is why clams are stupid. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:59 pm *purrs at her hatchling, the quiet one to move from chair to chair and such. sniffing legs and pedes without touching* NoodlesAtNight 9:00 pm *Soundwave leans against Prowl. Oh, let there be at least one octopus.* [[That /is/ a pleasant instrument. They have good taste.]] UnkillableJazz 9:00 pm Oh, those are gorgeous OmicronTheIceQueen 9:00 pm Moon jellies? Chaifootsteps 9:00 pm Lovely. radioactivibee 9:00 pm [Looks down at the drink and gives Smokescreen a smile.] Awe, thanks Smokey. opatoes 9:00 pm Look- radioactivibee 9:00 pm ...what are gonads? chronosmith 9:00 pm Oh yeah. That's my Sunday night. opatoes 9:00 pm Look. I simply had an extra one. Do not think anything of it. chronosmith 9:00 pm Trapping small animals in my mucous-covered body. NoodlesAtNight 9:00 pm [[Whirl, don't you dare go into details.]] [[Primus damn it.]] radioactivibee 9:01 pm Oh. Of course. ...Whirl. We don't...have mucous. chronosmith 9:01 pm I didn't say anything about my mouth-bottom, now. Chaifootsteps 9:01 pm Whirl, I feel like we need to hang out on the weekend. chronosmith 9:01 pm You don't know that! SunstreakerCMO 9:01 pm ...what is that? verdigrisprowl 9:01 pm Your weekends are much more exciting than mine. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:01 pm Whirl, you are my friend, but I desperately need you to not tell me more about this. radioactivibee 9:01 pm Do YOU have mucous? chronosmith 9:01 pm I could be full of mucous. Lousy with it. What if I'm made ENTIRELY of mucous right now? SunstreakerCMO 9:01 pm Oh Swervester 9:01 pm I wish my weekends were less exciting NoodlesAtNight 9:01 pm *To Prowl* [[If you want to have mucus weekends, please do not invite him.]] opatoes 9:01 pm ... /Scooting away from Whirl./ radioactivibee 9:01 pm I don't think that's how mucous works. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:01 pm Peddles: *sniffing her way to the Dragon scent* NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm [[Absolutely impossible to clean out.]] chronosmith 9:02 pm And, hell yeah, Arcee. I'll fly into the city to see you, mech. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:02 pm *the dragon peeps at Peddles* verdigrisprowl 9:02 pm *glances at Soundwave* Well, there go MY undeveloped weekend plans. chronosmith 9:02 pm Look at what you all did. You spoiled it for Prowl. NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm [[...You can't be serious.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:02 pm Peddles: *mews back! how does she cross all that spaaace?!* Chaifootsteps 9:02 pm Beautiful. Can't wait. chronosmith 9:02 pm No mucousy delights for HIM, now. verdigrisprowl 9:02 pm *... humor ping* radioactivibee 9:02 pm ... opatoes 9:02 pm Bumblebug. You will come home with me. I have an important virtual environment development project to share with you. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:02 pm *peep peep!* NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm *Hold on. How did Arcee get Whirl into the city? Amazing!* radioactivibee 9:02 pm Why would anyone WANT mucousy delights? NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm *Grateful ping in response to the humor* radioactivibee 9:03 pm You have a what now? chronosmith 9:03 pm *by being Arcee* radioactivibee 9:03 pm Is it for Knock Out? chronosmith 9:03 pm Oh my god, I love that thing. opatoes 9:03 pm I have a virtual- no, no. I wish to share my virtual home with him, but I made it in my spare time. chronosmith 9:03 pm Look at it. I love it. NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm =HA.= chronosmith 9:03 pm It's got a tube on its forehead. Chaifootsteps 9:03 pm *These may or may not be the first words he and this Whirl have ever exchanged*. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:03 pm Peddles: *mew!* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:03 pm ...Goddess, why does that look like something that lives on my planet. radioactivibee 9:03 pm Virtual home? opatoes 9:04 pm Yes. verdigrisprowl 9:04 pm *... hold on.* Are you living in the city now, Arcee? I thought you just visited. radioactivibee 9:04 pm Is this a puzzle thing? NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm *LEANS BACK* radioactivibee 9:04 pm Oh Primus what is that thing UnkillableJazz 9:04 pm oh OmicronTheIceQueen 9:04 pm ............... chronosmith 9:04 pm *Whirl has, I believe, interacted with Arcee once years ago. But he's met his universe's Arcee. Arcees in general are kickass* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:04 pm well then chronosmith 9:04 pm Aww, look at it! opatoes 9:04 pm No, not quite, though I do have puzzles in my home with the help of different pressure plates. SunstreakerCMO 9:04 pm . . . chronosmith 9:04 pm Precious. NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm [[That was... ah. Hmm. No. Thank you.]] Chaifootsteps 9:04 pm *As are Whirls. So everyone wins*. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:04 pm Actually, I think that actually may be something that does live on my planet. Underwater invertebrates causing diabetic shock sounds familiar. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:04 pm Peddles: *frighten sound at the screen* verdigrisprowl 9:04 pm *nods at the screen* Is that what your Mondays look like, Whirl? SunstreakerCMO 9:04 pm -okay then- radioactivibee 9:04 pm Um. Ok. It sounds like something I have to see to understand so sure, I'll come over some time and check it out. chronosmith 9:05 pm Nah, my mondays... *gestures grandly to self, and then to the bar* NoodlesAtNight 9:05 pm [[If they are, Rumble has much to explain to him.]] chronosmith 9:05 pm THIS is my Mondays. When I'm feeling social. radioactivibee 9:05 pm Fair. opatoes 9:05 pm Good. You will appreciate it. I have cacti protecting my home from skeletons and slag. chronosmith 9:05 pm (9CURNOIDSD)) NoodlesAtNight 9:05 pm *From over the PA system:* //HEY!// chronosmith 9:05 pm ((AHHH CRICNOIDS)) radioactivibee 9:05 pm ....Skeletons? opatoes 9:05 pm Yes? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:05 pm ((oh it's the anusfish)) radioactivibee 9:05 pm Ok. Oh Primus................. chronosmith 9:05 pm *snickers* radioactivibee 9:05 pm That's gross. Chaifootsteps 9:06 pm *To Prowl* ...Er, no. I'm...sort of all over the place right now. opatoes 9:06 pm Oh no. verdigrisprowl 9:06 pm ... Fair. *clearly, Prowl is not getting in on these japes. that's fine, it was a long shot.* radioactivibee 9:06 pm Oh.. Oh. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:06 pm *snorts* chronosmith 9:06 pm Getting enveloped by freaky gastropods is my TUESDAY night. verdigrisprowl 9:06 pm Oh? radioactivibee 9:06 pm Why? chronosmith 9:06 pm ...ok I'm. UnkillableJazz 9:06 pm okay then radioactivibee 9:06 pm .............. chronosmith 9:06 pm THIS is not my wednesday night. SunstreakerCMO 9:06 pm ................ radioactivibee 9:06 pm Is this how Metrotitans feel? chronosmith 9:06 pm Small fish don't climb into me to breed. chronosmith 9:07 pm That I KNOW of. opatoes 9:07 pm Most likely. How is your metrotitan mate? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:07 pm That you know of. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:07 pm Peddles: *creeps closer to Dragon, hatchling is trying to be sneeky* radioactivibee 9:07 pm Metroplex isn't my mate! opatoes 9:07 pm ... He is not? SunstreakerCMO 9:07 pm I did not need that imagery in my mind radioactivibee 9:07 pm He's fine though. NoodlesAtNight 9:07 pm [[Oh, these. He likes these.]] radioactivibee 9:07 pm No. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:07 pm *casually hangs her tail off the edge of the arm of the couch and twitches it for the hatchling* opatoes 9:07 pm ... Hm. Odd. chronosmith 9:07 pm *Whirl supports your interest in the japes, Prowl. Just give him a moment or two, he'll get ya* radioactivibee 9:07 pm No he's not. I'm just. Living in him. opatoes 9:07 pm I suppose that is how it starts out. chronosmith 9:08 pm That one's cute t--- radioactivibee 9:08 pm I'm not dating a Metrotitan! chronosmith 9:08 pm ...adorable radioactivibee 9:08 pm ... NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm [[Isn't it.]] opatoes 9:08 pm I know you aren't dating one yet. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:08 pm That's delightful. NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm @P: [[This is his Monday night.]] chronosmith 9:08 pm This was me the last time I was out on your dance floor, Soundwave. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:08 pm Peddles: *slowly bats at dragon tail once over* chronosmith 9:08 pm And tried to eat Prowl. UnkillableJazz 9:08 pm rip crab radioactivibee 9:08 pm Smokescreen! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:09 pm *twitchy twitch! look at this fun and wiggly tail!* opatoes 9:09 pm ... What? chronosmith 9:09 pm ...*tilts head* Did I ever apologize for trying to devour your spark? I mean. I feel like maybe that's something I should apologize for. NoodlesAtNight 9:09 pm [[He recalls much less mouth splaying on Prowl's part of that.]] opatoes 9:09 pm Is my teasing too much? ... This is teasing, correct? chronosmith 9:09 pm Yeah, I had to do the mouth-splaying for the both of us. He'll get me next time. verdigrisprowl 9:09 pm *HUFF* FirstAidd 9:09 pm //off to bed! night! radioactivibee 9:09 pm It is and...no. I just get riled up too easily sometimes. chronosmith 9:09 pm ((night!)) opatoes 9:09 pm ((awww nini! verdigrisprowl 9:09 pm You're safe, I don't like chewing. radioactivibee 9:09 pm (( goodnight! NoodlesAtNight 9:09 pm ((night!)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:09 pm ((nini!)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:09 pm Peddles: *pats at the tail!* SunstreakerCMO 9:09 pm ((g'night~ opatoes 9:09 pm Mmhm. Perhaps because you secretly admire someone? OmicronTheIceQueen 9:09 pm [rest well!] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:09 pm *wiggle woggle* chronosmith 9:09 pm 9DNFJNM)__) (crinodis)) chronosmith 9:10 pm (9I LOVE THEM SO MUCH CRIES)) radioactivibee 9:10 pm I secretly admire a lot of bots. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:10 pm [aren't theycool?] opatoes 9:10 pm Do you? radioactivibee 9:10 pm But not Metroplex. chronosmith 9:10 pm My Thursday nights. opatoes 9:10 pm Oh. You openly admire him? chronosmith 9:10 pm Jittering spreadeagled along the seabed with the boys. verdigrisprowl 9:10 pm Pff. chronosmith 9:10 pm Eating any old rubbish. radioactivibee 9:10 pm No, he's like....he's a friend. chronosmith 9:10 pm ((oh my goood lomk at that crinoid)) radioactivibee 9:11 pm It's like how I feel about Ultra Magnus I guess. opatoes 9:11 pm ... Hm. Disappointing. chronosmith 9:11 pm Also extruding my stomach and oozing digestive juices on my food. With the boys. radioactivibee 9:11 pm Did you want me to frag a Metrotitan? NoodlesAtNight 9:11 pm ((oh my god look at it swimming)) opatoes 9:11 pm What? No, no, I want you to- I suppose it is not disappointing after all. verdigrisprowl 9:11 pm ... Who are "the boys"? radioactivibee 9:11 pm ...I had no idea those things moved like that what the frag chronosmith 9:11 pm Killer and the sentient tire. radioactivibee 9:12 pm Ow. verdigrisprowl 9:12 pm Ah. Yes, of course. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:12 pm most all things in the sea water opatoes 9:12 pm Heh. I am that crab. radioactivibee 9:12 pm ... chronosmith 9:12 pm I use "the boys" as a gender-neutral term because I have no idea how space barnacle gender works. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:12 pm ((I love seeing local waters n.n)) NoodlesAtNight 9:12 pm =Overproductively.= verdigrisprowl 9:12 pm I—I don't understand gender. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:12 pm Gender is fake. chronosmith 9:13 pm Yeah, I don't blame you. I say: don't sweat it. *waves a claw* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:13 pm ...Oh, the march of the snacks! UnkillableJazz 9:13 pm the swaying dance radioactivibee 9:13 pm I only chose pronouns for the humans. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:13 pm Peddles: *kitten spazz paws* chronosmith 9:13 pm And, you're not wrong, Ravage. Luckily, Killer hasn't spawned anytime soon. Chaifootsteps 9:13 pm ...... SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:13 pm That blanket is alive. Swervester 9:14 pm //rays are so slimy OmicronTheIceQueen 9:14 pm crunchies chronosmith 9:14 pm This is my Friday but only when I need to shed my exoskeleton and aren't busy with puking energon all over the mountains. Swervester 9:14 pm //and the sucking they do is wild verdigrisprowl 9:14 pm I thought you already covered Friday. chronosmith 9:14 pm Getting eating by giant rays is also part of the deal. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:14 pm *wiggles her tail for Peddles* That blanket is alive and living its best life. NoodlesAtNight 9:14 pm [[Obviously we are into the next week.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:14 pm (not all have a slime coat) verdigrisprowl 9:14 pm Ah. chronosmith 9:15 pm Yep. That's why I said "aren't busy, et cetera, puking energon." NoodlesAtNight 9:15 pm *And Soundwave understands very little about alien genders himself, so he will not pipe in on that.* verdigrisprowl 9:15 pm Yes, I see. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:15 pm Peddles: *sits back, standing is hard, waaatching that tail* UnkillableJazz 9:15 pm I'll opt out of getting eaten radioactivibee 9:15 pm Same. Chaifootsteps 9:15 pm *He's biting his tongue on the subject*. radioactivibee 9:15 pm It doesn't look fun. chronosmith 9:15 pm *sighs* It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. Might as well be me. opatoes 9:15 pm Indeed. I enjoy not being a meal. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:15 pm *watch the tail... watch it woggle. watch it twitch. watch it wiggle.* verdigrisprowl 9:15 pm *Prowl doesn't even understand Cybertronian genders, he's not going to venture any opinions on alien ones.* chronosmith 9:16 pm Like... scraplets. radioactivibee 9:16 pm Ugh. Scraplets. UnkillableJazz 9:16 pm what are those? chronosmith 9:16 pm They're neat! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:16 pm Apparently, scraplets. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:16 pm Peddles: *head turning back and forth* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:16 pm Now that's a snack. chronosmith 9:16 pm Imagine a cloud. Now imagine the cloud is made of millions of microscopic machines that wanna eat you. That's scraplets. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:16 pm Scraplets should all freeze verdigrisprowl 9:17 pm They're bigger in some universes. SunstreakerCMO 9:17 pm Well radioactivibee 9:17 pm If the baby whale dies I swear to Primus..... SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:17 pm *waves her tail carefully back and forth* UnkillableJazz 9:17 pm Ah, I think they were killed off on my Cybertron verdigrisprowl 9:17 pm Lucky. chronosmith 9:17 pm Haven't seen any on my end in a long, long time. NoodlesAtNight 9:17 pm *Oh? Do they get to hear the songs?* opatoes 9:17 pm ... Face book? Is that the covenant? radioactivibee 9:18 pm ...............yes. SunstreakerCMO 9:18 pm Oh! NoodlesAtNight 9:18 pm *Scooting forward with interest* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:18 pm Peedles: *swaying kitten watching....and tries to pounce, aiming as far up to where the tail isn't moving as much* chronosmith 9:18 pm Being rounded up and swallowed in a single gulp by giant whales is my Saturday night but only once every six months. radioactivibee 9:19 pm Whirl, what the frag even is your universe? NoodlesAtNight 9:19 pm [[...That is fantastic.]]
((oh my god that commentary)) opatoes 9:19 pm I wish to go on a cruise. Bumblebug. Join me on a puzzle material obtaining cruise? chronosmith 9:19 pm I dunno. Haven't seen it in four years or so. radioactivibee 9:19 pm ...What kind of material? opatoes 9:19 pm ... Material. Humans leave it out. NoodlesAtNight 9:20 pm ((last one)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:21 pm *ah ah ah, no ACTUALLY catching the tail. Peddles is a cute hatchling, but she's made of metal, and the dragon is mere flesh and blood* radioactivibee 9:21 pm Oh, ok. That's ok. Sure, I'll go on a cruise with you. opatoes 9:21 pm Good, good! Your help will be appreciated. radioactivibee 9:22 pm So what kind of puzzles are you making? UnkillableJazz 9:22 pm those looked like the views from the landing except there were city lights cause it was night OmicronTheIceQueen 9:22 pm Peddles: *she gonna try! pats are getting more noticeable, hopefully the side dragon is on couch the mech's okay* radioactivibee 9:23 pm What strange creatures. NoodlesAtNight 9:23 pm [[Swerve, they take after you.]] radioactivibee 9:23 pm [snickers] NoodlesAtNight 9:23 pm [[Grassquest.]] Swervester 9:23 pm They do! verdigrisprowl 9:24 pm ((they spell the cameraman's name differently every time)) NoodlesAtNight 9:24 pm [[...They're much less intelligent, however. The grass is already right there.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:24 pm *OH HECK THE HATCHLING GOT HER. cue horrified dragon expression as she's dragged off the couch. if she had to die, at least she died keeping a hatchling entertained* Swervester 9:24 pm Maybe they eat it before moving on? verdigrisprowl 9:24 pm Presumably, if they didn't move, the grass would be eaten up. NoodlesAtNight 9:24 pm *Jazzy zebras. Looks at Jazz. He doesn't seem particularly zebra-ish.* opatoes 9:24 pm Oh! I am working on a magnetic bead puzzle at the moment. NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm [[Does it not keep gro- Ravage, sit DOWN.]] *Ravage is perked and watching.* Swervester 9:25 pm [grins] verdigrisprowl 9:25 pm *heard the word "magnet"* What? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:25 pm ((ravage is extremely valid)) chronosmith 9:25 pm My Sunday nights, if I'm drinking heavily. I become a walking sausage. radioactivibee 9:25 pm ... Didn't need to know. chronosmith 9:25 pm But now you DO. NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm *Ravage eyes Whirl and licks his chops.* radioactivibee 9:25 pm Yeah. I wish I didn't. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:25 pm Peddles: *shes not as bite-y as her brother and just endgs up with Dragon hugged to chest and sprawled on the groung* Swervester 9:26 pm Is this why Ravage likes nature docs? NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm [[...Imagine a Seeker flying through that.]] radioactivibee 9:26 pm Lookit all those chickens. opatoes 9:26 pm ... Magnetic bead puzzle? They can be molded in a number of ways, but if you manage to mold them in certain ways, it will light up. NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm =Many reasons.= verdigrisprowl 9:26 pm *HUFF* chronosmith 9:26 pm *you get a sly and amused glance, Ravage. You already got dibs to devour him when he dies, buddy. You Know* radioactivibee 9:26 pm So the puzzle just lights up when you do it right? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:26 pm *this is a remarkably painless way to die. a little crushing, but not so bad.* NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm *Okay, but try to die a sausage.* chronosmith 9:26 pm Pfft. As if any JET could handle flying through anything as complicated as that. verdigrisprowl 9:26 pm ... can't you just disassemble and reassemble the beads in the correct pattern? OmicronTheIceQueen 9:26 pm *highly likes this* chronosmith 9:27 pm Can't even hover or fly backwards. Pathetic. verdigrisprowl 9:27 pm That's the joke. Hundreds of dead birds and a screaming seeker. NoodlesAtNight 9:27 pm *Thank you for getting it, Prowl.* verdigrisprowl 9:27 pm *he's imagining starscream's indignant squawks.* chronosmith 9:27 pm ..okay, fair. That IS a pretty funny mental image. NoodlesAtNight 9:27 pm [[It is, is it not?]] chronosmith 9:28 pm *snickers* NoodlesAtNight 9:28 pm [[Skywarp warping straight into the cloud.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:28 pm Peddles: *sits, erm, sprawls and starts purring* chronosmith 9:28 pm He was walking around, hunched over like he was doing the Thriller dance. opatoes 9:28 pm Well- yes. But the challenge is bringing it to those positions. They are connected in a way so they cannot be completely disassembled separated, so you do not lose the beads. They are not the most complex, but they are nice to the touch. verdigrisprowl 9:29 pm ... Hm. *he wants one.* NoodlesAtNight 9:29 pm =Have not.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:29 pm *purrs along with Peddles, as long as the hatchling avoids squishing her too badly* chronosmith 9:29 pm Oh lord. radioactivibee 9:29 pm Doesn't it hurt their tongues? opatoes 9:29 pm ... I suppose it could use more complexity. NoodlesAtNight 9:29 pm [[They have plenty of tongue to spare.]] chronosmith 9:29 pm *the phrase "half-meter longue tongue has him flashing back to his best bud's horrific maw* NoodlesAtNight 9:30 pm *Good thing Whirl's only seen that one.* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:30 pm Peddles: *like a tight hug but that's about it...and some lickies* radioactivibee 9:30 pm You have plenty of tentacle to spare, what if one got stabbed with a thorn or five? verdigrisprowl 9:30 pm *prowl's certainly picturing SOMEBODY'S tongue.* NoodlesAtNight 9:30 pm [[He'd stab the thorn bearer back. Obviously.]] chronosmith 9:30 pm *it's just the drool that gets him, honestly. Teeth are good.Tongues are fine. But drool is a no-go* UnkillableJazz 9:30 pm There's a brown patch int their wake chronosmith 9:30 pm I had a tongue once. It was pretty long. Not gonna lie, being able to taste again was neat. verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm ((thwip thwip thwip thwip)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:31 pm *licks are ALWAYS valid and accepted. if the dragon can get to Peddles' snout she'll clean the hatchling right back* chronosmith 9:31 pm ...wait, I had a tongue twice. radioactivibee 9:31 pm Not all problems can be solved by stabbing them. NoodlesAtNight 9:31 pm *Soundwave decides to make the picturing a bit easier with several self-taken closeups of Things.* chronosmith 9:31 pm ((thwip thwip thwip thwip)) Chaifootsteps 9:31 pm Disagreed. verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm Stab wounds. chronosmith 9:31 pm To be fair, Arcee--some are better solved with shooting them. radioactivibee 9:31 pm ... NoodlesAtNight 9:31 pm [[He thinks that was one of the first times he met you. The long tongue. It was disappointing to find out you did not have that as a permanent feature. It amused him.]] radioactivibee 9:31 pm No wonder the war lasted so long. chronosmith 9:31 pm Yeah. It amused me, too. Chaifootsteps 9:31 pm Or punching them. Or kicking them into hot plasma. verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm *... small rev. thanks, soundwave.* radioactivibee 9:32 pm If only we could've solved it with tongues. opatoes 9:32 pm Oh! I have blueprints for this one, but I have never attempted it, perhaps I can attempt to make one of these levitating construction puzzles to share. chronosmith 9:32 pm My Monday nights when I'm not here. NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm *Sitting here like the most angelic ex-con you ever did see.* opatoes 9:32 pm I need to test it out and see how it works, though. chronosmith 9:32 pm I'm being the Deadliest Handbag on Earth. NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm [[Oh, he likes the hot plasma.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:32 pm *wiggles a little. she wants to see the crocs too!* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:32 pm Peddles: *rolls over, wide optic up at screen* chronosmith 9:32 pm Setting on fire is also very fun. NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm [[It worked well for Airachnid. ... Well. That was molten metal, but details.]] radioactivibee 9:32 pm If anyone can figure it out, it's you, Smokescreen. Chaifootsteps 9:32 pm You really can't go wrong with hot plasma. verdigrisprowl 9:32 pm That's a long trip just to be a deadly handbag. radioactivibee 9:32 pm How about getting along and saying hello? chronosmith 9:32 pm Not to mention being dismembered by a space barnacle, which I have only seen once. opatoes 9:32 pm ... Of course I can. /His doorwings are perking up, flattered./ NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm *huffs at the handbag bit* chronosmith 9:33 pm Hey, it's worth it. Nothing boosts the self-confidence like standing on an alien world thinking, "That's me. I'M the deadliest handbag here." NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm ((gahewahahahahaha)) chronosmith 9:33 pm You oughta try it. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:33 pm ((hey worm look it's seera)) opatoes 9:33 pm On the topic of construction puzzles, I think I have a few sets that connect together. One is in basic shapes, and I think it is meant for bitlets, and one is meant to form fractals and organic cellular structures, I think. chronosmith 9:34 pm ((i just messaged her 😎 )() NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm ((this hyena sequence: more educational than lion guard)) chronosmith 9:34 pm ((IT'S HER... HYENA!!)_) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:34 pm ((lmaooooo)) ((the yeena!)) Chaifootsteps 9:34 pm ((*HONK*)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:34 pm ((I sent her like 30 of the lil rubber hyena item in flight rising)) verdigrisprowl 9:34 pm I'm afraid I don't make much of a handbag. chronosmith 9:34 pm We can fix that. NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm [[Hm. In his opinion, you look rather nice on his arm.]] chronosmith 9:34 pm We just need a really big zipper. *peers* NoodlesAtNight 9:35 pm ((how to reduce your documentary budget: film the fire portion in california)) verdigrisprowl 9:35 pm ... My shoulders do this? *pops them open to show that they actually have hidden compartments.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:35 pm ((lol)) verdigrisprowl 9:35 pm *the compartments hide two tires.* chronosmith 9:35 pm Hmmm. *streetches his neck out, peering more* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:35 pm Peddles: *she lets go and scoots to under the couch* NoodlesAtNight 9:35 pm =Hm. I'd hunt it.= chronosmith 9:36 pm You know, that'll do. Just pop a zipper on there and bam. You're a handbag. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:36 pm *FREEDOM* opatoes 9:36 pm ... I also have a few jigsaw puzzles. Would you like to try one on those with me, Bumblebee? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:36 pm *back onto the couch with her, to see if the crocs return!* opatoes 9:37 pm They are enjoyable with a partner. radioactivibee 9:37 pm Sure! opatoes 9:37 pm !! /Stopping everything to watch the kitties/ Bumblebee. Kittens. verdigrisprowl 9:37 pm Sounds like a plan. radioactivibee 9:37 pm I'm not that good with puzzles, it'd be good to have help. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:37 pm Peddles: *watching from under, head resting near a suport* radioactivibee 9:37 pm You like kittens? opatoes 9:37 pm ... I can appreciate them. radioactivibee 9:37 pm They're cute. NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm =I did that to a minitank.= verdigrisprowl 9:37 pm *there. he's had some japes. well done.* opatoes 9:37 pm They are precious. chronosmith 9:37 pm *smickers* NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm =Had a bad t-cog.= radioactivibee 9:38 pm You more than appreciate them chronosmith 9:38 pm ((i'm not fixing that. He Smickered this time)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:38 pm Was it funny? radioactivibee 9:38 pm [Keeping that in mind for the holidays] NoodlesAtNight 9:38 pm =Absolutely.= *Showing his fangs in a huge smile* opatoes 9:38 pm Well- it is impossible not to adore them. You would be a fool not to adore them. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:38 pm *churrs. well, she'll take his word for it* NoodlesAtNight 9:38 pm *Rolls over onto his back and kicks his paws a bit* radioactivibee 9:38 pm I can't blame you there. NoodlesAtNight 9:38 pm =Like that.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:38 pm *pff. she appreciates the dramatic rendition* That is pretty funny. opatoes 9:39 pm You better not blame me. radioactivibee 9:39 pm Wouldn't dream of it. opatoes 9:39 pm Good. radioactivibee 9:39 pm ...why are humans like this? Who asked the question first? verdigrisprowl 9:39 pm ... Like what? chronosmith 9:39 pm ((im love em)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:39 pm ((my immediate urge was to have the dragon ask if that was bombshell's alt mode)) radioactivibee 9:40 pm Why do they want to know how much waste wildebeest produce? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:40 pm ((but she's never met a bombshell and I don't think anyone's mentioned him to her before)) SunstreakerCMO 9:40 pm ............ verdigrisprowl 9:40 pm ... I presume because it's a statistic they don't know and they're curious about their world? OmicronTheIceQueen 9:41 pm I'm glad none of my insections do this SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:41 pm I think they are glad of that too. radioactivibee 9:41 pm Oh look, it's Whirl's Friday night. chronosmith 9:41 pm This in't any of my days. radioactivibee 9:41 pm awe chronosmith 9:41 pm Rolling a bunch of poop around would be WEIRD, after all. verdigrisprowl 9:41 pm ... Why's THAT the line? Swervester 9:41 pm Yeah, THAT'S the weird thing. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:41 pm *looks over at whirl, disbelievingly* radioactivibee 9:41 pm I was more referring to the "more balls" than the poop. chronosmith 9:42 pm *looks to prowl and Swerve with Utmost Innocence. His most Innocent Face ever* I've no idea what you could possible mean. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:42 pm Mucous. chronosmith 9:42 pm *and also the dragon. She gets a shot of Whirl's Innocent Face too* What about it? verdigrisprowl 9:42 pm *has no idea what WHIRL means* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:43 pm *purring* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:43 pm That cat has hatchlings! opatoes 9:43 pm !! Cat! NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm =There goes the cheetah.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:43 pm ...That cat has a lot of hatchlings. chronosmith 9:43 pm *it's more japes. Whirl's not going to say it outright but if you need it explained, Prowl, he will do so* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:43 pm *sits up to wat* NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm *Admiring rumble from Ravage* opatoes 9:43 pm Honeydew. Look at the cats. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:43 pm *cheeps* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:43 pm Peddles: *FASCINATED * radioactivibee 9:44 pm I see the cats. They're very fluffy. opatoes 9:44 pm I love these felines. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:44 pm Do they need hairs on their chest? They have quite a few hairs, really. verdigrisprowl 9:44 pm *that would require admitting he didn't understand the jape* *his guess is that Whirl rejected it because someone else suggested it.* chronosmith 9:45 pm *that's fair* *also whirl never apologized for trying to eat you, too. Soundwave. Sorry. But Prowl's the one who became his chew toy. ...or his holoform was* opatoes 9:45 pm I want to go to a pub. NoodlesAtNight 9:45 pm *Soundwave's been almost eaten by worse things. It's all right.* SunstreakerCMO 9:45 pm ((the actually did that for the ending? opatoes 9:46 pm ... /He's getting up to grab a few more drinks from the bar. He did give Bumblebee one, after all./ OmicronTheIceQueen 9:46 pm (yep) SunstreakerCMO 9:46 pm ((nice radioactivibee 9:46 pm I'll take you to a pub. chronosmith 9:46 pm *streeetches* Wow. Amazing how much earth life mirrors my own weekly agenda. Truly astounding. opatoes 9:46 pm You will. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:46 pm [true facts?] radioactivibee 9:46 pm [Bumblebee's already starting to doze off.] Yup. SunstreakerCMO 9:46 pm I...am going to go home now... opatoes 9:46 pm Good. And I am going to go home with you. SunstreakerCMO 9:46 pm Good night. NoodlesAtNight 9:46 pm ((time mark: 10:07)) radioactivibee 9:46 pm Ok. Sure. opatoes 9:46 pm Good. opatoes 9:47 pm ... I will alert Knock Oot. radioactivibee 9:47 pm (( oh my god true facts about morgan freeman tho Ok. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:47 pm *the dragon stretches* I should head off. Thank you for having me, Soundwave! radioactivibee 9:47 pm Fun. chronosmith 9:47 pm Binocular vision is overrated. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:47 pm Peddles: *paw touch to soundwave* chronosmith 9:47 pm Sonar is where it's at. radioactivibee 9:47 pm [He leans against Smokescreen without really realizing it.] NoodlesAtNight 9:47 pm *Soundwave stretches.* [[He does not think that was as informative as it could have been. Still. Thank you all for being here.]] *Soundwave tilts forward to look down at the youngling.* [[Greetings, Peddles.]] opatoes 9:47 pm ... /Resting against Bumblebee as well, taking a long sip of his drink./ I suppose this will count as a sleepover? radioactivibee 9:48 pm Yep. Chaifootsteps 9:48 pm Thanks for hosting. It was...educational, kind of? NoodlesAtNight 9:48 pm [[You are welcome. Perhaps we will watch the other... 'educationa'.... ones some other time.]] opatoes 9:48 pm Very well. Perhaps I can show you my home from your home, then. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:48 pm Peddles: *soft purring, * NoodlesAtNight 9:48 pm [[After he asks Rumble where exactly he got this suggestion for Ravage.]] verdigrisprowl 9:48 pm ... Arcee. opatoes 9:48 pm All of my homes, even. radioactivibee 9:48 pm Your home...sounds good... Chaifootsteps 9:48 pm Hm? radioactivibee 9:48 pm You're comfortable. opatoes 9:48 pm Have you seen my Animal Crossing town? chronosmith 9:48 pm Huh. Neat. radioactivibee 9:48 pm Just like Smokey. opatoes 9:48 pm ... Am- am I, now? That is- odd. radioactivibee 9:49 pm I...don't remember. chronosmith 9:49 pm ! Oh, damn. There we go. Neat. opatoes 9:49 pm /Smokescreen's taking another long sip. What does he do frag frag frag/ Well. I will show you. It is lovely. verdigrisprowl 9:49 pm If you're ever in town, you sh— I'd l— ... Comm me sometime. radioactivibee 9:49 pm [Definitely dozing off, engine giving little purring sounds.] chronosmith 9:49 pm THAT'S how you do it. Seeing with sound is a LOT more useful than seeing with... your. Eyeball. verdigrisprowl 9:49 pm If you aren't busy. chronosmith 9:49 pm Or eyeballs as it were. NoodlesAtNight 9:49 pm *!!!! Nobody told him that about owls. Why didn't anyone ever tell him about owls like that?* radioactivibee 9:49 pm Ok, I'd like that. opatoes 9:50 pm Oh. Oh. /Smokescreen is awkwardly patting Bumblebee's face, trying to wake him up./ radioactivibee 9:50 pm Mmm? Chaifootsteps 9:50 pm *Very pleasantly surprised*. Yeah! Yeah, I've got nothing going on. Definitely. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:50 pm ....interesting story opatoes 9:50 pm I cannot go to your home if you are not awake. chronosmith 9:50 pm I relate to owls. I, too, like sonar and--PRAISE. UnkillableJazz 9:50 pm *Jazz might might of dozed off for a minute* chronosmith 9:50 pm Ahem. Praise. ((ALSO GUYS IF YOU HAVE A PHOBIA OF HOLES)) radioactivibee 9:51 pm Oh. Right. chronosmith 9:51 pm ((BEWARE the later part of this video has something)) NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm ((WHOOP nope then i'm not playing that one)) chronosmith 9:51 pm ((FAIR)) NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm ((i don't need to see that)) radioactivibee 9:51 pm [Starts falling asleep anyways.] verdigrisprowl 9:51 pm *oh, that sounds like an actually positive response instead of a polite ambigious response. he nods* You have my comm. opatoes 9:51 pm Bumblebee. I will eat your digits if you sleep. chronosmith 9:51 pm ((arma DILDO. and yeah I 100% understand. I've seen that one and I didn't want anyone getting caught off-guard!)) SunstreakerCMO 9:51 pm ((thanks for the stream, g'night! NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm ((Night!)) radioactivibee 9:51 pm My digits taste bad. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:52 pm *Icy shifts closer to hatchling* opatoes 9:52 pm Yes? I am sure I can bear their taste. chronosmith 9:52 pm I'm pretty sure I don't taste good. Never got myself officially tested tho. radioactivibee 9:52 pm Noooooo. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:52 pm Peddles: *loafs* opatoes 9:52 pm Take me to your home or you will have no more digits. radioactivibee 9:52 pm I'll give you the directions. You should know. Chaifootsteps 9:52 pm I do. And you've got mine. *Pause*. You know, if you're ever in the...yeah. radioactivibee 9:52 pm You were living in a room. chronosmith 9:53 pm (( L E P R O S Y )) opatoes 9:53 pm ... Just because I lived in your suite does not mean I have memorized the location. And I am not as suave with Metroplex as you are. Swervester 9:53 pm Holy shit radioactivibee 9:53 pm He'll show you. verdigrisprowl 9:53 pm Yeah. I—er, live there. So. chronosmith 9:53 pm Pfft. Oh, hey. It rolls up, like my little guy. opatoes 9:53 pm ... Very well. Fine. verdigrisprowl 9:53 pm ... I'm free evenings. NoodlesAtNight 9:53 pm [[Is your pokemon one of these?]] chronosmith 9:54 pm I don't think so? I've never seen it unroll. Chaifootsteps 9:54 pm Evenings. Got it. Sounds good. verdigrisprowl 9:54 pm Good. chronosmith 9:55 pm (( LEEEEPROSY)) opatoes 9:55 pm But yes- Prowl, do let me know when your Magnemite solves the puzzle. I can create another. verdigrisprowl 9:55 pm I'll let you know. ... It seems to be enjoying itself rattling it. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:55 pm *headtilts* radioactivibee 9:55 pm Oh look, it's Megatron. opatoes 9:55 pm Haha. Good. ... If you can take a video, I would love to see. chronosmith 9:56 pm I should bring my tire guy around next movie night. Maybe YOU can figure out how it talks, Prowl. radioactivibee 9:56 pm Oh. More tongue. NoodlesAtNight 9:56 pm *That's considered a spy weapon on Earth?* verdigrisprowl 9:56 pm I can try. opatoes 9:56 pm That would be appreciated, thank you. verdigrisprowl 9:56 pm *to both of them.* chronosmith 9:57 pm *nods; Whirl knows Prowl has a better chance of figuring out than he does. And it can only help that little tire. It's very endearing* *not that he'll openly admit that* A moment of silence for the frog. NoodlesAtNight 9:57 pm *!!* [[He knows these.]] verdigrisprowl 9:57 pm *points* Are those the same things octopus have? NoodlesAtNight 9:57 pm [[Octopuses have them.]] NoodlesAtNight 9:58 pm *Nodding in delight at Prowl. He remembered!* verdigrisprowl 9:58 pm *proud* opatoes 9:58 pm Bumblebee- here. We should get home. /Smokescreen is standing up, and is offering his servo to Bumblebee. His other arm is holding a few cubes of high grade./ chronosmith 9:59 pm ...kinda. Reminds me of me. A little. radioactivibee 9:59 pm Ok. verdigrisprowl 9:59 pm You're the mantis with the laser beam. chronosmith 9:59 pm I'm pretty sure a lot of folks would describe me as "a nightmare that farted too aggressively." Hell yeha I am! OmicronTheIceQueen 9:59 pm ((I almost got a white mantis)) NoodlesAtNight 9:59 pm [[Can you rotate your head that far?]] radioactivibee 9:59 pm [Blearily, he takes Smokescreen's servo and leans against him a bit.] chronosmith 9:59 pm ((they're beaut ;u;/ I would love to keep a Wandering Violin sometime)) radioactivibee 9:59 pm [This is what happens when you give him high grade.] chronosmith 9:59 pm Yep! opatoes 9:59 pm ... /Frame is warm to the touch, and he's slowly leading Bumblebee to Metroplex. He'll have to show him his games later./ OmicronTheIceQueen 10:00 pm O,o UnkillableJazz 10:00 pm *Jazz pops awake at Smokescrean and Bumblebee laving* chronosmith 10:00 pm *sits up, shifts slightly to get comfortable, and begins The Twistening. It's less of a clean 180-twist and more like he's corkscrewing his neck in a horrible, HORRIBLE unnatural way, but he's doing it* radioactivibee 10:00 pm Save the hummingbird. NoodlesAtNight 10:00 pm *Staring at Whirl in fascination* Swervester 10:00 pm [also fascinated] Chaifootsteps 10:01 pm *Thirded* chronosmith 10:01 pm *he's Full Horror Movie now* No sweat. verdigrisprowl 10:01 pm ... Is that painful? chronosmith 10:01 pm Nah. NoodlesAtNight 10:01 pm [[...You don't eat your mates, do you?]] chronosmith 10:01 pm I'm modified to be really flexible. I've always said that it's a lot more useful that being built like a brick wall. Not yet I haven't. NoodlesAtNight 10:01 pm [[..."Yet"?]] chronosmith 10:02 pm Yet. *schwoop. His neck snaps back into place* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:02 pm *she's being quiet* NoodlesAtNight 10:02 pm [[Noted with some concern.]] verdigrisprowl 10:02 pm *is trying to figure out how to make a joke out of Whirl trying to eat him, in relation to the sex tape rumors.* chronosmith 10:03 pm *&ORIOWL NO* *I''M NOT EVEN FIXING THAT* verdigrisprowl 10:03 pm *can't work it out. he's overexteded his japery capabilities for the night.* chronosmith 10:03 pm Don't worry, Soundwave, I'm pretty sure you're safe. *he gives the best version of finger-guns he can at the... PA system. He knows Rumble's up there somewhere. Doesn't know where he is. So he just claw-fingerr-guns at the ceiling, really* NoodlesAtNight 10:04 pm *Rumble may or may not be upstairs chewing his finger joints in worry* *He's gotta remember to check for more of those sparkeater type mouths before falling asleep next to Whirl next time* chronosmith 10:04 pm *HAHAHA* chronosmith 10:05 pm *streetches* And on that ominous note, I'm out. I'll try and stop by again soon. Chaifootsteps 10:05 pm I'm out too. NoodlesAtNight 10:05 pm [[He hopes you can. Your presence is always enjoyable.]] *Nods to Arcee.* [[Yours as well.]] Swervester 10:05 pm I think I gotta get home too, things to do. Night guys! NoodlesAtNight 10:05 pm [[Swerve.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:05 pm Have a restful night verdigrisprowl 10:05 pm Evening. *to both.* chronosmith 10:06 pm Night, losers! *flips the room a salute, and then he's up, and trotting out* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:06 pm *icy chirps for her hatchling, getting up* Chaifootsteps 10:06 pm *Pleasantly surprised for the second time tonight*. Night, everyone. UnkillableJazz 10:06 pm *Jazz is heading out before he fully falls asleep here* Night NoodlesAtNight 10:06 pm [[Goodnight, Jazz. Ice Queen, a pleasure to see you and yours again.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:07 pm *icy gives a half bow, taking peddles off* (thank you for the stream n.n!) NoodlesAtNight 10:07 pm ((welcome!)) NoodlesAtNight 10:09 pm *Well. Since it's just him and Prowl now, there's nothing to stop him taking his visor off and slooooooowly stretching his tongue out toward Prowl, optics squinting in a good humor.* NoodlesAtNight 10:10 pm [[Spy weaponry. Your side would never have survived if he'd known he could have used that.]] verdigrisprowl 10:13 pm ... I'm sure there's got to be something in the Tyrest Accord against using such dangerous weaponry. NoodlesAtNight 10:14 pm [[He supposes it qualifies as a biological weapon.]] verdigrisprowl 10:14 pm Pff. It probably meets the standard, yes. verdigrisprowl 10:15 pm *...... might be leaning toward the tongue.* NoodlesAtNight 10:15 pm [[Well. He'd better put it away before Rum-- Ultra Magnus, comes down to arrest him.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:16 pm *Pulling it back in, even more amused than before.* verdigrisprowl 10:16 pm Yes, that's—probably sensible. *............ follows it.* NoodlesAtNight 10:17 pm *All sharp teeth now. Maybe a quick click or two and a tiny facial ripple trying to keep still. He didn't think that would work.* [[Wouldn't want anyone to follow it into a trap.]] verdigrisprowl 10:19 pm No, of course not. It would make for a—a quite a—tempting trap. verdigrisprowl 10:20 pm *hey, can he—can he uh. maybe. get on soundwave's lap. just a little bit.* *... maybe a lot.* NoodlesAtNight 10:20 pm *He absolutely can.* verdigrisprowl 10:22 pm *good. he is.* *donnnnn't mind him if he's casually straddling soundwave's lap.* NoodlesAtNight 10:22 pm *Soundwave will lean forward a bit too.* [[We saw true facts about carnivorous Earth plants before you arrived. They draw prey close with attractive bait. The prey creatures get very close and are eventually ensnared. They're then slowly eaten.]] *Wrap both feelers oh so loosely around.* NoodlesAtNight 10:23 pm *And then, with just enough space between his mouth and Prowl's, lifts a data slug and puts it right between them.* [[He copied it here for you to see. Fascinating, no?]] NoodlesAtNight 10:24 pm *Leaning back now with a self-satisfied smile. Terrible, horrible mech that he is.* verdigrisprowl 10:24 pm *... how did he end up kissing a data slug.* verdigrisprowl 10:25 pm *how could this happen to me, i've made my mistakes* ... Thank you. I'm sure it is fascinating. *he means it. but he doesn't feel it.* NoodlesAtNight 10:26 pm [[Of course, if you'd prefer a practical demonstration--]] verdigrisprowl 10:28 pm I was under the impression that I was in the middle of one. NoodlesAtNight 10:30 pm [[Oh, not yet. You can be if you wish.]] verdigrisprowl 10:31 pm I think I'd like that. NoodlesAtNight 10:32 pm [[Ah, good. He did some research and knows where to find the plants called "venus fly traps". We can bridge there and look for the larger specimens.]] *Optics still bright, a smile still all over his faceplates.* verdigrisprowl 10:34 pm *stares at him.* .... Pfff-ff-ff. *he's hiding his face in soundwave's shoulder.* You're merciless. NoodlesAtNight 10:38 pm [[You say such sweet things.]] *Wrapping his arms around Prowl now.* [[But in seriousness, he would be pleased to indulge your curiosity on a personal level... after you tell him what you can of your work lately. He is curious about how you have been spending your time as captain.]] *The lightest of kisses to Prowl's shoulder.* [[Or on your own. Perhaps both. He confesses to simply being curious about you on a daily basis.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:39 pm *In other words: he wants to know how your days have been, Prowl. These things matter to him now.* verdigrisprowl 10:40 pm ... Same. With—your department and all. NoodlesAtNight 10:41 pm [[As you wish.]] [[But you first. He did ask first.]] verdigrisprowl 10:44 pm *well, this is hardly the position for such a discussion, but it's the position he's in and he doesn't want to move. he wraps his arms around Soundwave's waist.* For the past few weeks, a lot of my time has been turned toward the newbuilds touring. We've got one definitely, two probablies, and five maybes. ... I haven't been helping them tour, of course. But I've been—you know—coordinating. NoodlesAtNight 10:46 pm *He rather likes talking of these things seated as they are. It's being close to Prowl in both ways at once.*
[[Oh? Who are the definitely and the probablies? Anyone he has records on?]]
[[...Why not help them tour? You know the work best. Busy?]] *He can sympathize with that, if so.* verdigrisprowl 10:46 pm Uncharismatic. verdigrisprowl 10:47 pm The definitely is—Minus. The probablies are... *hold on. hooold on.* ...... *hooooold on.* ......... I forgot their names. NoodlesAtNight 10:51 pm [[Hmph. A familiar accusation, and unimportant. You are not running for political office - are you?]] *He pauses here to wait for the answer to that before going on.* [[You do your work and you do it well. Anyone truly interested in it will care about your results. The rest is window tinting.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:52 pm [[...One moment. Minus. The little one you guarded for a while? With the]] *motions across his optics. Visor.* verdigrisprowl 10:54 pm I *am* trying to convince a bunch of inexperienced, brand new people that they want to have me as their boss. So yes, unfortunately, it /is/ a popularity contest. The window tinting will make the difference in whether or not our police force increases. NoodlesAtNight 10:54 pm [[Hm.]] *They can't all be as reasonable as him, he supposes. Younglings.* [[He could spread quality favorable rumors on your behalf.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:55 pm [[Perhaps whisper a few unpleasant things about your competitors?]] verdigrisprowl 10:56 pm Appreciated, but I'd rather they join because they've looked at the job and decided they want to do it. That's what I need—people who are drawn to the idea of protecting people. NoodlesAtNight 10:56 pm [[And Minus is?]] verdigrisprowl 10:57 pm ... Yes. She is. In a—naive way, but—yes. ... I didn't try to recruit her or sway her. SHE sought ME out and asked for the position. *he feels like it's important soundwave knows that.* NoodlesAtNight 11:00 pm *His face was drifting out of the intensely amused smile and into neutral curiosity. Now it's softening into a different kind of smile. Prowl won't have seen it much, but he often wears it behind his mask when playing with the Predacon hatchlings or watching Zori and Chimera go about their business.*
[[Of course she is, and did. She could hardly have asked for a better role model. No doubt your time directing things during the plague left an impression.]] NoodlesAtNight 11:01 pm [[It really was one of your finest moments, as far as things he has witnessed go.]] verdigrisprowl 11:01 pm Pff. *LOOKING ACROSS THE ROOM.* She wasn't even sapient then. She said she was inspired by a movie. verdigrisprowl 11:03 pm ... What about your work? I never hear about yours. You ask me questions about mine and then keep asking follow-up questions. NoodlesAtNight 11:04 pm [[Did she, now? Ah, well. He stands by the last thing he said, at least.]] *And is not entirely convinced he's wrong about the rest, but he'll let that sit there.*
[[The nature of both himself and his work, he supposes. Let him think, now.]] verdigrisprowl 11:05 pm Clearly, I need to work on my reflexes so I can ask you questions first. NoodlesAtNight 11:06 pm [[Perhaps we'll play another question game some time? Those were quite enjoyable.]] verdigrisprowl 11:07 pm I like the sound of that. NoodlesAtNight 11:18 pm [[Good. You are a worthy opponent.]]
[[Our department decided not to involve itself with touring. We thought it more appropriate to see who developed the curiosity, intelligence, persistence, and cunning necessary to attempt investigating us on their own time, if any, and then approach them. Some things cannot be taught.]]
[[We were monitoring an odd development down in the depths of Metroplex's right calf. Melted and resolidified globs of metal kept appearing without explanation. We thought it might be a plague, at first.]] *He pauses.* [[Ravage noticed that they all smelled of the same mech and eventually tracked him down. It was a large warbuild who had heard of the budding timelines and thought he could replicate more of himself by melting pieces of his armor off.]] [[Hardly a citywide threat. Just a medical emergency. He was missing armor as far as a mech can safely get.]] verdigrisprowl 11:20 pm Yes, I noticed that your department wasn't represented at the discussions on where the protoforms would be touring. I've no doubt you kept up with the debate anyway?
*HUFF.* I hope he's been treated? NoodlesAtNight 11:26 pm [[Naturally. We visited the locations of the discussions hours before any of you arrived. Incidentally, the mech in charge of sanitation has an optic for fancy jewelry, if ever you need that information. He mistook Zori's other form for a bracelet. You are not the only one with a thigh pocket.]]
[[And last he heard, the warbuild had been treated for heat-related damages and was on his second layer of armor reshaping and reattachment.]] verdigrisprowl 11:27 pm ... Did h— I— did he KIDNAP Zori? Whhhhy did you not feel the need to report that to the police? NoodlesAtNight 11:31 pm [[It isn't kidnapping if you know where someone is the entire time. Zori waited until they deposited him on their washroom sink to crawl away and bridge back.]] *Flicks a hand, which conflicts really badly with the deadly serious tone his thoughts take on now.* [[Besides. If it /had/ been a purposeful kidnapping, we would be having this conversation through a prison force field.]] verdigrisprowl 11:31 pm No—I mean—did he steal him OFF of you, or—? NoodlesAtNight 11:33 pm [[Nothing so rude. He simply picked up a piece of lost jewelry who happened to have been taking a nap after making sure the discussion spots were safe and secure.]] *And now the squint is back.* NoodlesAtNight 11:34 pm [[He has an alternate who gets into all sorts of places as a small cassette player. It's... inspiring.]] verdigrisprowl 11:34 pm Ah. Good. An innocent mistake, then. *he can relax.* verdigrisprowl 11:35 pm The... short universe? NoodlesAtNight 11:36 pm [[Yes, of course. No need to work yourself up so. Though he appreciates that you did.]] *A small kiss to Prowl's shoulder again.*
[[He sees you remember it too.]] verdigrisprowl 11:37 pm Hard not to remember it. *it's the first glimpse he's got of Unicron in all his awful, Earth's-crust-free glory* NoodlesAtNight 11:38 pm *And the fate of his own alternate, unfortunately.* verdigrisprowl 11:38 pm *he's trying not to remember that* NoodlesAtNight 11:40 pm [[He assures you we have no interest in purple griffin bases or any of that.]] [[IIII is quite content with its blocky, nondescript building. Though red would suit it quite nicely, if only that didn't attract attention.]] NoodlesAtNight 11:41 pm [[...No. Scratch that. Too edible looking. We'd get nothing done for being hungry all day.]] verdigrisprowl 11:41 pm You could paint the inside red? NoodlesAtNight 11:42 pm *Appears to genuinely consider this* [[...Perhaps his office.]] [[Never mind. A satisfactory update, he hopes?]] verdigrisprowl 11:45 pm I'd be happy to hear more. *beat* ... But. I HAVE been sitting on your lap for an hour. NoodlesAtNight 11:46 pm [[Not at all something he minds, you should know. But he sees your point. There are better places for you to sit.]] *Peep tongue.* verdigrisprowl 11:48 pm That's actually the opposite of where I was going with that. *this time the tongue isn't escaping.* NoodlesAtNight 11:49 pm [[He's not so sure about that.]]
*This time, the owner of said tongue has no intention of letting it do so. Not when there's a whole Prowl mouth right there just doing nothing but talking.* *...And not even that, now.* verdigrisprowl 11:50 pm *aaaand claimed. It's now his.* NoodlesAtNight 11:52 pm *Good. He'll dibs Prowl himself, stand up, and carry his claim upstairs with him for full and proper enjoyment.* verdigrisprowl 11:53 pm *oh no, it seems that he's fallen prey to a carnivorous plant* NoodlesAtNight 11:54 pm *Just mind that it doesn't start singing.*
opatoes 8:05 pm Snow cat!! Show the snow cat again. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:05 pm *um. how educational is this.* NoodlesAtNight 8:06 pm [[What is wrong with talking about shoes?]] SCProwl 8:06 pm Shoes. Swervester 8:06 pm //i've seen this entire series like 4 times tbh and i think the most pertinent warnings are vulgar humor in unexpected places UnkillableJazz 8:06 pm There are lots of round planets Swervester 8:06 pm //also bees in a later episode if u fear bees NoodlesAtNight 8:06 pm ((ah! thank you. everyone read that)) [[...Oh, he's glad Prowl wasn't here for that.]] opatoes 8:07 pm There need to be more snow cats on Earth. Fix the Earth. NoodlesAtNight 8:07 pm [[Someone's stuck a stick in that whale.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:07 pm That fox is almost as fluffy as I am. opatoes 8:07 pm ... How fluffy are you? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:08 pm *the dragon poofs her fur out as far as she can! she is pretty much as fluffy as an arctic fox- which makes sense, since they share a similar biome. lots of fluff.* opatoes 8:09 pm ... That is. Very fluffy. Very, very, fluffy. Where does the fluff come from? UnkillableJazz 8:09 pm oh that looks fun SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:09 pm ...I grow it. NoodlesAtNight 8:09 pm [[Where do you put it when you do not need it?]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:09 pm ...I. I don't? It stays on me all the time. SunstreakerCMO 8:10 pm -what did he just walk in on?- FirstAidd 8:10 pm [waves at sunny] opatoes 8:10 pm ... How soft is your fluff? NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm [[You do not shed it?]] Swervester 8:10 pm Hey Aid. FirstAidd 8:10 pm hey swerve! SunstreakerCMO 8:10 pm Ah. Hello, First Aid. FirstAidd 8:10 pm Henlo opatoes 8:10 pm You. Greetings. NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm [[Greetings, all who have arrived.]] FirstAidd 8:10 pm Me. Uh.. greetings to you too..? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:10 pm Oh, I shed constantly- *sticks out her catlike tongue* But I clean it off before it makes a mess. opatoes 8:11 pm Greetings. Who are you supposed to be? FirstAidd 8:11 pm Uh.. First Aid. It's who I am. [who is this weird mech] NoodlesAtNight 8:11 pm [[Ah. That is convenient.]] opatoes 8:12 pm You clean it? I assume you have some method of not clogging your tanks? I see. That's unfortunate. FirstAidd 8:12 pm Uh.. SunstreakerCMO 8:12 pm Are you okay, with all the... opatoes 8:12 pm ... It sounds like the kind of name that is a medic- and that is unfortunate, isn't it? NoodlesAtNight 8:12 pm [[Bongos are hardly part of the hunting process. That is soundtrack.]] Swervester 8:13 pm [snickers] FirstAidd 8:13 pm I mean.. I don't think it's unfortuante.. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:13 pm Yes, I purge it up later. *shrugs her wings* I have to purge up formaldehydes and formic acid anyways as a byproduct, so putting the hair with it makes it sting less. NoodlesAtNight 8:13 pm *Plays a few notes of the relevant song.* [[Horrible, awful, cold, icy snow.]] *Shudder.* FirstAidd 8:13 pm And it's all fine Sunstreaker. The thing hasn't.. reattached, right? SunstreakerCMO 8:14 pm No, no...it has grown, and has...kinda gotten over that phase. FirstAidd 8:14 pm Huh opatoes 8:15 pm You don't? I suppose it could be worse. Your name isn't Flatline or Ratchet or something. you can do it, Snow cat. FirstAidd 8:15 pm I know both of those mechs.. but I only know Flatline by name opatoes 8:15 pm Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:15 pm *Ice Queen comes in belated, looking around* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:15 pm *the dragon chirps at her dragon friend!* NoodlesAtNight 8:15 pm *Soundwave nods. Hello.* opatoes 8:16 pm This seems like a very cool place to be. NoodlesAtNight 8:16 pm *Slow stare at Smokescreen.* opatoes 8:16 pm ... What? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:16 pm ... *stares at Smokescreen* SunstreakerCMO 8:16 pm ...... opatoes 8:16 pm ............... SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:16 pm Why does that fish have a stick on it. opatoes 8:16 pm Anyway, he mentioned jigsaw puzzles. Isn't that something? opatoes 8:17 pm Fish sticks. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:17 pm -chirps back! looks around- verdigrisprowl 8:17 pm *arrives late* NoodlesAtNight 8:17 pm [[Easy preparation for cooking, he assumes.]] *Soundwave looks up and pings Prowl. Greetings!* opatoes 8:17 pm /Turning around to nod at Prowl. He knows you!/ SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:17 pm ...Why does that fish have a single giant tooth on its face. SCProwl 8:17 pm *pings alternate* UnkillableJazz 8:18 pm Still can't believe this is the place that kept Megatron frozen for so long verdigrisprowl 8:18 pm *pings everyone who pings him, nods back at the bot that definitely isn't smokescreen.* FirstAidd 8:18 pm [waves at prowl] NoodlesAtNight 8:18 pm [[If there is any good thing about snow, it is that.']] *Nodding to Jazz* verdigrisprowl 8:18 pm *waves back* opatoes 8:18 pm That snow cat looks so soft... NoodlesAtNight 8:18 pm [[It is a bear, not a cat.]] opatoes 8:19 pm Oh. chronosmith 8:19 pm
opatoes 8:19 pm Unfortunate. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:19 pm ((HEY WHIRL)) Swervester 8:19 pm Hey Whirl. chronosmith 8:19 pm Not with THAT attitude. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:19 pm ((THE WOM IS HERE)) chronosmith 8:19 pm ((YE)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:19 pm ...Whirl. Why. NoodlesAtNight 8:19 pm *Lifts a feeler to look over his back.* [[Voice of experience, Whirl?]] chronosmith 8:19 pm *bobs his head at Swerve* No, no. I've never made tender love to snow. FirstAidd 8:19 pm [blinks] verdigrisprowl 8:19 pm *sits with Soundwave* chronosmith 8:19 pm The strangest thing I ever fucked was a gun. *trots on in and makes his way to the couch* FirstAidd 8:20 pm .. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:20 pm *the dragon is so horrified* Swervester 8:20 pm I--wow. chronosmith 8:20 pm But it was on accident. FirstAidd 8:20 pm that's dedication NoodlesAtNight 8:20 pm [[You missed a tasteless joke. Welcome.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:20 pm ...What did you do, accidentally sit on it? UnkillableJazz 8:20 pm okay. chronosmith 8:20 pm It's a long story. NoodlesAtNight 8:21 pm ((reminder to everyone coming in that i have no idea about anything in these documentaries but am told it's mostly just a bit of vulgar humor)) chronosmith 8:21 pm (( o7 )) UnkillableJazz 8:21 pm Sounds like every species on Earth chronosmith 8:21 pm Brawling is its own reward, really. opatoes 8:21 pm Why must they fight? Swervester 8:21 pm Wow that's a lot of blood. chronosmith 8:21 pm Damn, yeah, we missed the good one! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:22 pm ...He looks like he was put through a woodchipper. NoodlesAtNight 8:22 pm [[Frenzy would agree with you, Whirl.]] chronosmith 8:22 pm Frenzy knows what's up, that's why. Chaifootsteps 8:22 pm *Speaking of gender stereotypes, he's just gonna slink in and find a spot to sit*. Swervester 8:22 pm Is it Rung's. opatoes 8:22 pm W. What is that? Is that a plant enemy NoodlesAtNight 8:22 pm *Soundwave nods at Arcee. Welcome, welcome.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:22 pm ...That looks tasty. opatoes 8:22 pm It better not touch my garden. verdigrisprowl 8:22 pm *nods vaguely in Arcee's direction, hello.* NoodlesAtNight 8:23 pm *Can he lean? He'd like to lean.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:23 pm Crunchy to eat. Chaifootsteps 8:23 pm *Arcee nods vaguely to both of them. Ideal method of communication right there.* verdigrisprowl 8:23 pm *he can absolutely lean.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:23 pm Although the cold hurts your teeth. chronosmith 8:23 pm *perks up and waves a claw at Arcee. And then proceeds to flop back all over the purple couch and take up all the room* opatoes 8:23 pm Oh! Prowl, did you get the opportunity to show your magnemite my puzzle? Was there a reaction? Should I make another? NoodlesAtNight 8:23 pm [[Spider?]] NoodlesAtNight 8:24 pm [[Oh.]] FirstAidd 8:24 pm [is likely sitting next to sunny] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:24 pm I think it's tasty. chronosmith 8:24 pm ((MOTHS ARE BEAUTIFUL)) UnkillableJazz 8:24 pm Evening! *he's waving at the people who recently came* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:24 pm ((THEY ARE)) Chaifootsteps 8:24 pm *Waves to Whirl*. SunstreakerCMO 8:24 pm -well, he's fine with the company- verdigrisprowl 8:24 pm I did. It enjoys it. It hasn't solved it yet, but it likes playing with it. NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm =...Would be fun to catch these.= chronosmith 8:25 pm Oh, yeah. *looks to Prowl* Yours is sticking around, too? opatoes 8:25 pm Oh? I'm glad- it sounds like it is challenging enough to be enjoyable. I was not sure if I made it too easy. Do let me know if I should make another, or give that one a new battery, or anything. NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm [[...Oh. Oh, dear.]] chronosmith 8:25 pm ...........*snickers* Chaifootsteps 8:25 pm ...I mean, if I could do that, I would too. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:25 pm At the risk of sounding sadistic... I want to throw them off a cliff. chronosmith 8:25 pm That fox had the same idea you did, Ravage. NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm [[If you haven't got anything better to play with, he supposes.]] verdigrisprowl 8:25 pm It hasn't tried to leave, so I guess so. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:26 pm They look pleasingly bouncy. SunstreakerCMO 8:26 pm -covers mouth to snicker at the bouncing birds- UnkillableJazz 8:26 pm ((sorry lost internet)) NoodlesAtNight 8:26 pm =Hm. Two points to the fox.= SunstreakerCMO 8:26 pm -and then it's munched. Damn- NoodlesAtNight 8:26 pm [[He hopes she does not care about leaving tracks to her den.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:26 pm It's definitely not the worst place to incubate her hatchlings. Nothing's going to try and eat her. chronosmith 8:27 pm Same. With my little... tire thing. I need to name it, now that I think about it. Chaifootsteps 8:27 pm Aww. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:27 pm You mean the Whirlbug? verdigrisprowl 8:28 pm Have you asked it if it has a name? UnkillableJazz 8:28 pm Hope the little one does alright chronosmith 8:28 pm Yeah! I guess if what they say is their names, it's a "whirlipede?" NoodlesAtNight 8:28 pm [[...It is a foot?]] chronosmith 8:28 pm I don't... know how to tlak to it. *pauses* Well, I mean, I DO talk to it, but I don't know what it's saying back. If it's saying anything. Or understands me. opatoes 8:29 pm ... Will humans lose their eyes eventually? verdigrisprowl 8:29 pm ... You haven't learned its language? UnkillableJazz 8:29 pm Who knows OmicronTheIceQueen 8:29 pm ((still around, on phone sorry, Icy's in a corner)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:29 pm *the dragon howls laughing* UnkillableJazz 8:29 pm apparently they're gonna loose something called a pinkie toe verdigrisprowl 8:30 pm ((check out these mature serious scientists)) chronosmith 8:30 pm No? *peers* Is there--you have a dictionary or something I can borrow? opatoes 8:30 pm Eat your avocado, old mech. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:30 pm ((I love it)) ((science is great)) opatoes 8:30 pm What? No Swervester 8:30 pm //i'm laughing bc iirc david attenborough actually denounced this series as being a mockery of serious documentaries verdigrisprowl 8:30 pm I know /mine's/ language. NoodlesAtNight 8:30 pm [[...He would keep Cybertron.]] chronosmith 8:30 pm It seems smart. I mean, we can sort of pantomime at each other. As much as a tire and someone with big unwieldy claws can pantomime. verdigrisprowl 8:31 pm ((...... that's the point???)) opatoes 8:31 pm ... Although, I do not want to lose my greenhouse. UnkillableJazz 8:31 pm ... Swervester 8:31 pm //yeah apparently he hates the series and thinks it undermines real documentaries and their points NoodlesAtNight 8:31 pm [[Yes. Yes they do.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:31 pm ((does he complain that the blair witch project also undermines real documentaries)) verdigrisprowl 8:31 pm I could give you my Magnemite dictionary? SunstreakerCMO 8:31 pm ... UnkillableJazz 8:31 pm Keeping Cybertron wasn't really a thing that happened here SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:31 pm ((or that one with the mermaids)) Swervester 8:31 pm //dunno lmao OmicronTheIceQueen 8:32 pm *Icy shifts closer to watch, letting a hatchling fall off her back* NoodlesAtNight 8:32 pm *Looks at Jazz.* [[If your Cybertron is like the others he has seen in timelines like yours, likely you would not want it in its current state.]] opatoes 8:32 pm Prowl, could I see your magnemite dictionary? SunstreakerCMO 8:32 pm I am glad I do not have to be near that planet...aside from a few unfortunate times OmicronTheIceQueen 8:33 pm I like organic worlds like earth UnkillableJazz 8:33 pm Mine's in pieces verdigrisprowl 8:33 pm Sure. *pings* The grammar is... difficult. *half the grammar rules are "??! i give up"* NoodlesAtNight 8:33 pm [[As long as the volcanoes do not fire purple lava, it is fine, he thinks.]] opatoes 8:34 pm Thank you very much- It is interesting to see, though. I wonder how it may compare to other pokemon languages, or if other pokemon can communicate with their languages. SunstreakerCMO 8:34 pm Purple? Why would it be purple? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:34 pm Another fluffy thing. NoodlesAtNight 8:34 pm [[It wouldn't be, if all is well.]] SunstreakerCMO 8:34 pm .......... NoodlesAtNight 8:34 pm [[MORE snow?]] OmicronTheIceQueen 8:34 pm You might not want to know shiny verdigrisprowl 8:34 pm I've never tried to learn any other Pokerman references. verdigrisprowl 8:35 pm *yes. he's already forgotten the word.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:35 pm Snow is highly important. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:35 pm Snow is good 😊 NoodlesAtNight 8:35 pm [[It's horrid is what it is.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:35 pm ...Oh, goddess. They're tubes! Chaifootsteps 8:35 pm With little legs. SunstreakerCMO 8:35 pm ....'shiny'? NoodlesAtNight 8:35 pm *Ravage points at the screen.* =Hot dogs.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:35 pm Who authorized the creation of those tubes. It's delightful! opatoes 8:35 pm Pokemon- It is Pokemon. Do you know others with Pokemon? Have you tried introducing your magnemite to other non-magnemite pokemon? It may be interesting to see if the language is the same, or if it adjusts when interacting with other Pokemon. verdigrisprowl 8:36 pm No, I can't take it to meet any others. UnkillableJazz 8:36 pm I haven't got to try Earth's snow yet Chaifootsteps 8:36 pm The novelty wears off fast. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:36 pm Its fuuun SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:36 pm Is snow different between planets? opatoes 8:36 pm ... You cannot? Is there a reason for that? verdigrisprowl 8:36 pm Yes. UnkillableJazz 8:37 pm Depends what's frozen in it SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:37 pm Fair enough. chronosmith 8:37 pm ((sorry i had to go fight with the goddamned washing machine)) NoodlesAtNight 8:37 pm ((who won)) verdigrisprowl 8:37 pm ((show it who's boss SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:37 pm ((kick its ass wom)) NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm [[Finally.]] chronosmith 8:38 pm ((i did, at last)) NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm [[Where is Smokescreen when you wish to refer to past pranks.]] opatoes 8:38 pm Fair enough. ... Past pranks? chronosmith 8:38 pm Huh. Well... if you know any... "pokerman" linguists who wanna help, send me their frequency. Because I'm not one. NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm [[Nothing. Nothing.]] opatoes 8:38 pm No, no, tell me. SunstreakerCMO 8:39 pm The...what? Swervester 8:39 pm [snickers] verdigrisprowl 8:39 pm *oh, they're talking about Pokémon in the documentary.* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:40 pm *head tilts....and then chirps, watching Peddles daring to sniff a chair* SunstreakerCMO 8:40 pm -confused noise- verdigrisprowl 8:40 pm *maybe they'll talk about Magnemite.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:40 pm So, how do they keep the plants from rotting away in their hoards? Chaifootsteps 8:40 pm I like their little hands. chronosmith 8:40 pm Maybe they can still eat it when it's rotten. verdigrisprowl 8:40 pm *... looks for their hands* Chaifootsteps 8:40 pm ...Oh Primus. NoodlesAtNight 8:40 pm [[Hm. They do have a wise plan to-- ha.]] chronosmith 8:40 pm .... *listens. Peers* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:41 pm ......thats a sparkling sound SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:41 pm *the dragon peeps similarly* NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm *Plays back the noise and huffs.* chronosmith 8:41 pm *imitates the soft Pika noise?* verdigrisprowl 8:41 pm *their hands are indeed little.* chronosmith 8:41 pm *tries again. There. Peeps. Peeping on the couch* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:41 pm *the dragon will peep too* NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm *Peeps back to the dragon and Whirl.* chronosmith 8:41 pm *Real Peeping Hours* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:42 pm *HEAD SNAPS AROUND at that sound * SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:42 pm *Real Peeping Hours* opatoes 8:42 pm ... /Tries peeping as well./ Swervester 8:42 pm Fist fights OmicronTheIceQueen 8:42 pm *reflexively Chirps a question back* UnkillableJazz 8:42 pm *Jazz might be tempted to adopt that creature* NoodlesAtNight 8:42 pm *Looks at Prowl.* @P: [[Furry cuffs.]] verdigrisprowl 8:42 pm *SNORTS* SunstreakerCMO 8:42 pm ..... chronosmith 8:42 pm Why... opatoes 8:42 pm "How's your father?" UnkillableJazz 8:43 pm What's nasty about it? opatoes 8:43 pm What if their sire is dead? chronosmith 8:43 pm Why are they playing an instrumental rendition of "Daisy Bell?" Is "a bicycle built for two" a euphemism nobody told me about? NoodlesAtNight 8:43 pm [[A bicycle built /of/ two, perhaps.]] Swervester 8:43 pm Probably. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:43 pm *the dragon squints at Whirl. what the hell is he talking about.* NoodlesAtNight 8:43 pm [[Unless the bicycle is into threesomes.]] UnkillableJazz 8:43 pm or more Swervester 8:44 pm That's so weird. chronosmith 8:44 pm Well you'd need at least two wheels for THAT. I guess the rest of us are SOL. Swervester 8:44 pm Why are animals weird. opatoes 8:44 pm Organics are bizarre. SunstreakerCMO 8:44 pm ............ OmicronTheIceQueen 8:44 pm O__o SunstreakerCMO 8:44 pm Aid? OmicronTheIceQueen 8:45 pm *mimics the elk sound* verdigrisprowl 8:45 pm *... elk peeing on themselves is no weirder than things Prowl's seen other organics do.* chronosmith 8:45 pm *snickers* NoodlesAtNight 8:45 pm *Slight flinch* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:45 pm ((actually, that is about what it sounds like)) FirstAidd 8:45 pm yes? UnkillableJazz 8:45 pm It sounds like it's dying... Swervester 8:45 pm Is it ok SunstreakerCMO 8:45 pm -gestures to the screen- NoodlesAtNight 8:45 pm [[Ah. So this is what Thunderhoof's ornaments are for.]] chronosmith 8:45 pm Neat! SunstreakerCMO 8:45 pm That? FirstAidd 8:46 pm ..yes that OmicronTheIceQueen 8:46 pm *she looks at hatchling* Peddles: ............*soft mew* close enough opatoes 8:46 pm Why do they walk on four legs? SunstreakerCMO 8:46 pm What....oh verdigrisprowl 8:46 pm Because they have four feet. Chaifootsteps 8:46 pm There they go. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:46 pm Because bipedalism is bad for the spine. chronosmith 8:46 pm Because it's fun. SunstreakerCMO 8:46 pm Oh never mind opatoes 8:46 pm It is? My spinal strut is fine. UnkillableJazz 8:46 pm I've heard those creatures get stuck together in those fights FirstAidd 8:46 pm [gestures] nature NoodlesAtNight 8:47 pm [[What happens then? Who separates them?]] SunstreakerCMO 8:47 pm -face meet palms- UnkillableJazz 8:47 pm I think they die if their horns don't break SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:47 pm If I tried to stand on my hind legs and walk around like that, I'd need spine surgery. SunstreakerCMO 8:47 pm Great... verdigrisprowl 8:48 pm He's very eager for that volcano to go. Chaifootsteps 8:48 pm Too eager. Is he planning something? NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm =Laserbeak.= [[Perhaps he has hidden something inside the volcano.]] opatoes 8:49 pm Perhaps he has some particularly good insurance. chronosmith 8:49 pm Oh yeah, me too. That's my Friday night. I've puked energon all over the mountains by my house. UnkillableJazz 8:49 pm efficient tree planters chronosmith 8:49 pm I've got stashes for days. NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm [[That's horrific.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:49 pm *snickers a little at Ravage's comment. she's seen Her Bird eat. Laserbeak has an impressive stomach.* chronosmith 8:50 pm It would be, if it was true. opatoes 8:50 pm I should leave some of my tree seeds out for these birds. NoodlesAtNight 8:50 pm *What, you think all that space in her back is for holding bits of grenades?* verdigrisprowl 8:50 pm ... If you drank less energon ultimately you'd contain more energon. chronosmith 8:50 pm This is my Saturday night. I'm always chewing up trees. opatoes 8:50 pm Beavers are a destructive force. Swervester 8:51 pm ..H-how do you-- NoodlesAtNight 8:51 pm =Wasn't going to ask.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:51 pm *it absolutely isn't for grenades, that would be inane* SunstreakerCMO 8:51 pm . . . . NoodlesAtNight 8:51 pm [[Hm. He knows what beast mode the Constructicons might have.]] chronosmith 8:51 pm I just smash my face again and again into trees like a woodpecker. opatoes 8:51 pm The foxtrot? What is that? Swervester 8:51 pm Oh. chronosmith 8:51 pm A dance. NoodlesAtNight 8:52 pm [[A beaver, you cracked circuit board.]] UnkillableJazz 8:52 pm narrator sounds happier verdigrisprowl 8:52 pm ... I'm more doubtful of your ability to find trees. opatoes 8:52 pm I meant the dance, not- I know what beavers are. chronosmith 8:52 pm Well... to be honest. Trees are smelly. Especially... *faraway look*
.......pine trees. verdigrisprowl 8:53 pm ......... Are they? chronosmith 8:53 pm *stares silently into space* verdigrisprowl 8:53 pm *... he'll wait.* NoodlesAtNight 8:53 pm *Soundwave takes note of that look.* =Bite it.= Chaifootsteps 8:53 pm *Is getting a reminder in why he likes Whirl*. chronosmith 8:53 pm *finally speaks, slowly* Ye-es. They are. If you can smell with a damn. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:54 pm Peddles *sitting under someone's chair?* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:54 pm *the dragon can't believe all these puns* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:54 pm *puns are epic* verdigrisprowl 8:54 pm ... Do they smell unpleasant? Or just—smell? chronosmith 8:54 pm Depends on the tree. They have different smells, really. NoodlesAtNight 8:55 pm *Ah, that beautiful shot of water they keep returning to...* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:55 pm *HAHAHAHAHA* verdigrisprowl 8:55 pm Oh. *he supposes that makes sense.* opatoes 8:55 pm Some plants have an incredibly foul smell- one of my flowers smells disgusting when it is blooming. UnkillableJazz 8:55 pm the fox OmicronTheIceQueen 8:55 pm *barks a laugh* that's a predacon SunstreakerCMO 8:55 pm ....he really is waiting for that volcano to go up SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:55 pm That's a dragon! opatoes 8:55 pm I am fortunate not to have a nose. NoodlesAtNight 8:55 pm ((we'll do two more)) chronosmith 8:55 pm *gestures to Ravage* You feel me, right? Some trees just kinda smell... y'know, fresh, and some are stinky, and some are possessed of a fragrance of unbelievable beauty that kind of captures the senses and traps you in a cage of olfactory delight? Yeah? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:56 pm ((two more after this?)) NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm ((this and another)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:56 pm ((thank for explain)) opatoes 8:56 pm Kitty!! NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm *Ravage contemplates the question* OmicronTheIceQueen 8:57 pm *chirps at Dragon, is she doing Dragon Duty for anyone tonight?* UnkillableJazz 8:58 pm Octopus NoodlesAtNight 8:58 pm =Magnolias. That is beautiful smelling.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:58 pm *the dragon is hanging out with Soundwave, loafing around and being cute* SunstreakerCMO 8:58 pm ........ chronosmith 8:58 pm Magnolia, hm? I'll have to check those out. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:58 pm *would dragon like a Peddles visit?* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:58 pm *dragon would LOVE a Peddles visit* radioactivibee 8:58 pm Earth's oceans? opatoes 8:58 pm !! Honeypot? What are you doing here? SunstreakerCMO 8:59 pm -he can see why humans stay away from the oceans now- Swervester 8:59 pm Hey Bee. radioactivibee 8:59 pm Hey Swerve, hi Smokescreen. opatoes 8:59 pm /He is quietly going over to sit near Bumblebee. And maybe awkwardly set a drink in his lap./ chronosmith 8:59 pm *PERKS up. Are we going to see barnacles? Barnacles? ARE WE???* radioactivibee 8:59 pm I saw Round PLanet and thought it would be fun. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:59 pm Ah, so this is why clams are stupid. OmicronTheIceQueen 8:59 pm *purrs at her hatchling, the quiet one to move from chair to chair and such. sniffing legs and pedes without touching* NoodlesAtNight 9:00 pm *Soundwave leans against Prowl. Oh, let there be at least one octopus.* [[That /is/ a pleasant instrument. They have good taste.]] UnkillableJazz 9:00 pm Oh, those are gorgeous OmicronTheIceQueen 9:00 pm Moon jellies? Chaifootsteps 9:00 pm Lovely. radioactivibee 9:00 pm [Looks down at the drink and gives Smokescreen a smile.] Awe, thanks Smokey. opatoes 9:00 pm Look- radioactivibee 9:00 pm ...what are gonads? chronosmith 9:00 pm Oh yeah. That's my Sunday night. opatoes 9:00 pm Look. I simply had an extra one. Do not think anything of it. chronosmith 9:00 pm Trapping small animals in my mucous-covered body. NoodlesAtNight 9:00 pm [[Whirl, don't you dare go into details.]] [[Primus damn it.]] radioactivibee 9:01 pm Oh. Of course. ...Whirl. We don't...have mucous. chronosmith 9:01 pm I didn't say anything about my mouth-bottom, now. Chaifootsteps 9:01 pm Whirl, I feel like we need to hang out on the weekend. chronosmith 9:01 pm You don't know that! SunstreakerCMO 9:01 pm ...what is that? verdigrisprowl 9:01 pm Your weekends are much more exciting than mine. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:01 pm Whirl, you are my friend, but I desperately need you to not tell me more about this. radioactivibee 9:01 pm Do YOU have mucous? chronosmith 9:01 pm I could be full of mucous. Lousy with it. What if I'm made ENTIRELY of mucous right now? SunstreakerCMO 9:01 pm Oh Swervester 9:01 pm I wish my weekends were less exciting NoodlesAtNight 9:01 pm *To Prowl* [[If you want to have mucus weekends, please do not invite him.]] opatoes 9:01 pm ... /Scooting away from Whirl./ radioactivibee 9:01 pm I don't think that's how mucous works. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:01 pm Peddles: *sniffing her way to the Dragon scent* NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm [[Absolutely impossible to clean out.]] chronosmith 9:02 pm And, hell yeah, Arcee. I'll fly into the city to see you, mech. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:02 pm *the dragon peeps at Peddles* verdigrisprowl 9:02 pm *glances at Soundwave* Well, there go MY undeveloped weekend plans. chronosmith 9:02 pm Look at what you all did. You spoiled it for Prowl. NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm [[...You can't be serious.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:02 pm Peddles: *mews back! how does she cross all that spaaace?!* Chaifootsteps 9:02 pm Beautiful. Can't wait. chronosmith 9:02 pm No mucousy delights for HIM, now. verdigrisprowl 9:02 pm *... humor ping* radioactivibee 9:02 pm ... opatoes 9:02 pm Bumblebug. You will come home with me. I have an important virtual environment development project to share with you. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:02 pm *peep peep!* NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm *Hold on. How did Arcee get Whirl into the city? Amazing!* radioactivibee 9:02 pm Why would anyone WANT mucousy delights? NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm *Grateful ping in response to the humor* radioactivibee 9:03 pm You have a what now? chronosmith 9:03 pm *by being Arcee* radioactivibee 9:03 pm Is it for Knock Out? chronosmith 9:03 pm Oh my god, I love that thing. opatoes 9:03 pm I have a virtual- no, no. I wish to share my virtual home with him, but I made it in my spare time. chronosmith 9:03 pm Look at it. I love it. NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm =HA.= chronosmith 9:03 pm It's got a tube on its forehead. Chaifootsteps 9:03 pm *These may or may not be the first words he and this Whirl have ever exchanged*. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:03 pm Peddles: *mew!* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:03 pm ...Goddess, why does that look like something that lives on my planet. radioactivibee 9:03 pm Virtual home? opatoes 9:04 pm Yes. verdigrisprowl 9:04 pm *... hold on.* Are you living in the city now, Arcee? I thought you just visited. radioactivibee 9:04 pm Is this a puzzle thing? NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm *LEANS BACK* radioactivibee 9:04 pm Oh Primus what is that thing UnkillableJazz 9:04 pm oh OmicronTheIceQueen 9:04 pm ............... chronosmith 9:04 pm *Whirl has, I believe, interacted with Arcee once years ago. But he's met his universe's Arcee. Arcees in general are kickass* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:04 pm well then chronosmith 9:04 pm Aww, look at it! opatoes 9:04 pm No, not quite, though I do have puzzles in my home with the help of different pressure plates. SunstreakerCMO 9:04 pm . . . chronosmith 9:04 pm Precious. NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm [[That was... ah. Hmm. No. Thank you.]] Chaifootsteps 9:04 pm *As are Whirls. So everyone wins*. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:04 pm Actually, I think that actually may be something that does live on my planet. Underwater invertebrates causing diabetic shock sounds familiar. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:04 pm Peddles: *frighten sound at the screen* verdigrisprowl 9:04 pm *nods at the screen* Is that what your Mondays look like, Whirl? SunstreakerCMO 9:04 pm -okay then- radioactivibee 9:04 pm Um. Ok. It sounds like something I have to see to understand so sure, I'll come over some time and check it out. chronosmith 9:05 pm Nah, my mondays... *gestures grandly to self, and then to the bar* NoodlesAtNight 9:05 pm [[If they are, Rumble has much to explain to him.]] chronosmith 9:05 pm THIS is my Mondays. When I'm feeling social. radioactivibee 9:05 pm Fair. opatoes 9:05 pm Good. You will appreciate it. I have cacti protecting my home from skeletons and slag. chronosmith 9:05 pm (9CURNOIDSD)) NoodlesAtNight 9:05 pm *From over the PA system:* //HEY!// chronosmith 9:05 pm ((AHHH CRICNOIDS)) radioactivibee 9:05 pm ....Skeletons? opatoes 9:05 pm Yes? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:05 pm ((oh it's the anusfish)) radioactivibee 9:05 pm Ok. Oh Primus................. chronosmith 9:05 pm *snickers* radioactivibee 9:05 pm That's gross. Chaifootsteps 9:06 pm *To Prowl* ...Er, no. I'm...sort of all over the place right now. opatoes 9:06 pm Oh no. verdigrisprowl 9:06 pm ... Fair. *clearly, Prowl is not getting in on these japes. that's fine, it was a long shot.* radioactivibee 9:06 pm Oh.. Oh. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:06 pm *snorts* chronosmith 9:06 pm Getting enveloped by freaky gastropods is my TUESDAY night. verdigrisprowl 9:06 pm Oh? radioactivibee 9:06 pm Why? chronosmith 9:06 pm ...ok I'm. UnkillableJazz 9:06 pm okay then radioactivibee 9:06 pm .............. chronosmith 9:06 pm THIS is not my wednesday night. SunstreakerCMO 9:06 pm ................ radioactivibee 9:06 pm Is this how Metrotitans feel? chronosmith 9:06 pm Small fish don't climb into me to breed. chronosmith 9:07 pm That I KNOW of. opatoes 9:07 pm Most likely. How is your metrotitan mate? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:07 pm That you know of. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:07 pm Peddles: *creeps closer to Dragon, hatchling is trying to be sneeky* radioactivibee 9:07 pm Metroplex isn't my mate! opatoes 9:07 pm ... He is not? SunstreakerCMO 9:07 pm I did not need that imagery in my mind radioactivibee 9:07 pm He's fine though. NoodlesAtNight 9:07 pm [[Oh, these. He likes these.]] radioactivibee 9:07 pm No. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:07 pm *casually hangs her tail off the edge of the arm of the couch and twitches it for the hatchling* opatoes 9:07 pm ... Hm. Odd. chronosmith 9:07 pm *Whirl supports your interest in the japes, Prowl. Just give him a moment or two, he'll get ya* radioactivibee 9:07 pm No he's not. I'm just. Living in him. opatoes 9:07 pm I suppose that is how it starts out. chronosmith 9:08 pm That one's cute t--- radioactivibee 9:08 pm I'm not dating a Metrotitan! chronosmith 9:08 pm ...adorable radioactivibee 9:08 pm ... NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm [[Isn't it.]] opatoes 9:08 pm I know you aren't dating one yet. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:08 pm That's delightful. NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm @P: [[This is his Monday night.]] chronosmith 9:08 pm This was me the last time I was out on your dance floor, Soundwave. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:08 pm Peddles: *slowly bats at dragon tail once over* chronosmith 9:08 pm And tried to eat Prowl. UnkillableJazz 9:08 pm rip crab radioactivibee 9:08 pm Smokescreen! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:09 pm *twitchy twitch! look at this fun and wiggly tail!* opatoes 9:09 pm ... What? chronosmith 9:09 pm ...*tilts head* Did I ever apologize for trying to devour your spark? I mean. I feel like maybe that's something I should apologize for. NoodlesAtNight 9:09 pm [[He recalls much less mouth splaying on Prowl's part of that.]] opatoes 9:09 pm Is my teasing too much? ... This is teasing, correct? chronosmith 9:09 pm Yeah, I had to do the mouth-splaying for the both of us. He'll get me next time. verdigrisprowl 9:09 pm *HUFF* FirstAidd 9:09 pm //off to bed! night! radioactivibee 9:09 pm It is and...no. I just get riled up too easily sometimes. chronosmith 9:09 pm ((night!)) opatoes 9:09 pm ((awww nini! verdigrisprowl 9:09 pm You're safe, I don't like chewing. radioactivibee 9:09 pm (( goodnight! NoodlesAtNight 9:09 pm ((night!)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:09 pm ((nini!)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:09 pm Peddles: *pats at the tail!* SunstreakerCMO 9:09 pm ((g'night~ opatoes 9:09 pm Mmhm. Perhaps because you secretly admire someone? OmicronTheIceQueen 9:09 pm [rest well!] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:09 pm *wiggle woggle* chronosmith 9:09 pm 9DNFJNM)__) (crinodis)) chronosmith 9:10 pm (9I LOVE THEM SO MUCH CRIES)) radioactivibee 9:10 pm I secretly admire a lot of bots. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:10 pm [aren't theycool?] opatoes 9:10 pm Do you? radioactivibee 9:10 pm But not Metroplex. chronosmith 9:10 pm My Thursday nights. opatoes 9:10 pm Oh. You openly admire him? chronosmith 9:10 pm Jittering spreadeagled along the seabed with the boys. verdigrisprowl 9:10 pm Pff. chronosmith 9:10 pm Eating any old rubbish. radioactivibee 9:10 pm No, he's like....he's a friend. chronosmith 9:10 pm ((oh my goood lomk at that crinoid)) radioactivibee 9:11 pm It's like how I feel about Ultra Magnus I guess. opatoes 9:11 pm ... Hm. Disappointing. chronosmith 9:11 pm Also extruding my stomach and oozing digestive juices on my food. With the boys. radioactivibee 9:11 pm Did you want me to frag a Metrotitan? NoodlesAtNight 9:11 pm ((oh my god look at it swimming)) opatoes 9:11 pm What? No, no, I want you to- I suppose it is not disappointing after all. verdigrisprowl 9:11 pm ... Who are "the boys"? radioactivibee 9:11 pm ...I had no idea those things moved like that what the frag chronosmith 9:11 pm Killer and the sentient tire. radioactivibee 9:12 pm Ow. verdigrisprowl 9:12 pm Ah. Yes, of course. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:12 pm most all things in the sea water opatoes 9:12 pm Heh. I am that crab. radioactivibee 9:12 pm ... chronosmith 9:12 pm I use "the boys" as a gender-neutral term because I have no idea how space barnacle gender works. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:12 pm ((I love seeing local waters n.n)) NoodlesAtNight 9:12 pm =Overproductively.= verdigrisprowl 9:12 pm I—I don't understand gender. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:12 pm Gender is fake. chronosmith 9:13 pm Yeah, I don't blame you. I say: don't sweat it. *waves a claw* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:13 pm ...Oh, the march of the snacks! UnkillableJazz 9:13 pm the swaying dance radioactivibee 9:13 pm I only chose pronouns for the humans. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:13 pm Peddles: *kitten spazz paws* chronosmith 9:13 pm And, you're not wrong, Ravage. Luckily, Killer hasn't spawned anytime soon. Chaifootsteps 9:13 pm ...... SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:13 pm That blanket is alive. Swervester 9:14 pm //rays are so slimy OmicronTheIceQueen 9:14 pm crunchies chronosmith 9:14 pm This is my Friday but only when I need to shed my exoskeleton and aren't busy with puking energon all over the mountains. Swervester 9:14 pm //and the sucking they do is wild verdigrisprowl 9:14 pm I thought you already covered Friday. chronosmith 9:14 pm Getting eating by giant rays is also part of the deal. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:14 pm *wiggles her tail for Peddles* That blanket is alive and living its best life. NoodlesAtNight 9:14 pm [[Obviously we are into the next week.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:14 pm (not all have a slime coat) verdigrisprowl 9:14 pm Ah. chronosmith 9:15 pm Yep. That's why I said "aren't busy, et cetera, puking energon." NoodlesAtNight 9:15 pm *And Soundwave understands very little about alien genders himself, so he will not pipe in on that.* verdigrisprowl 9:15 pm Yes, I see. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:15 pm Peddles: *sits back, standing is hard, waaatching that tail* UnkillableJazz 9:15 pm I'll opt out of getting eaten radioactivibee 9:15 pm Same. Chaifootsteps 9:15 pm *He's biting his tongue on the subject*. radioactivibee 9:15 pm It doesn't look fun. chronosmith 9:15 pm *sighs* It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. Might as well be me. opatoes 9:15 pm Indeed. I enjoy not being a meal. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:15 pm *watch the tail... watch it woggle. watch it twitch. watch it wiggle.* verdigrisprowl 9:15 pm *Prowl doesn't even understand Cybertronian genders, he's not going to venture any opinions on alien ones.* chronosmith 9:16 pm Like... scraplets. radioactivibee 9:16 pm Ugh. Scraplets. UnkillableJazz 9:16 pm what are those? chronosmith 9:16 pm They're neat! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:16 pm Apparently, scraplets. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:16 pm Peddles: *head turning back and forth* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:16 pm Now that's a snack. chronosmith 9:16 pm Imagine a cloud. Now imagine the cloud is made of millions of microscopic machines that wanna eat you. That's scraplets. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:16 pm Scraplets should all freeze verdigrisprowl 9:17 pm They're bigger in some universes. SunstreakerCMO 9:17 pm Well radioactivibee 9:17 pm If the baby whale dies I swear to Primus..... SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:17 pm *waves her tail carefully back and forth* UnkillableJazz 9:17 pm Ah, I think they were killed off on my Cybertron verdigrisprowl 9:17 pm Lucky. chronosmith 9:17 pm Haven't seen any on my end in a long, long time. NoodlesAtNight 9:17 pm *Oh? Do they get to hear the songs?* opatoes 9:17 pm ... Face book? Is that the covenant? radioactivibee 9:18 pm ...............yes. SunstreakerCMO 9:18 pm Oh! NoodlesAtNight 9:18 pm *Scooting forward with interest* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:18 pm Peedles: *swaying kitten watching....and tries to pounce, aiming as far up to where the tail isn't moving as much* chronosmith 9:18 pm Being rounded up and swallowed in a single gulp by giant whales is my Saturday night but only once every six months. radioactivibee 9:19 pm Whirl, what the frag even is your universe? NoodlesAtNight 9:19 pm [[...That is fantastic.]]
((oh my god that commentary)) opatoes 9:19 pm I wish to go on a cruise. Bumblebug. Join me on a puzzle material obtaining cruise? chronosmith 9:19 pm I dunno. Haven't seen it in four years or so. radioactivibee 9:19 pm ...What kind of material? opatoes 9:19 pm ... Material. Humans leave it out. NoodlesAtNight 9:20 pm ((last one)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:21 pm *ah ah ah, no ACTUALLY catching the tail. Peddles is a cute hatchling, but she's made of metal, and the dragon is mere flesh and blood* radioactivibee 9:21 pm Oh, ok. That's ok. Sure, I'll go on a cruise with you. opatoes 9:21 pm Good, good! Your help will be appreciated. radioactivibee 9:22 pm So what kind of puzzles are you making? UnkillableJazz 9:22 pm those looked like the views from the landing except there were city lights cause it was night OmicronTheIceQueen 9:22 pm Peddles: *she gonna try! pats are getting more noticeable, hopefully the side dragon is on couch the mech's okay* radioactivibee 9:23 pm What strange creatures. NoodlesAtNight 9:23 pm [[Swerve, they take after you.]] radioactivibee 9:23 pm [snickers] NoodlesAtNight 9:23 pm [[Grassquest.]] Swervester 9:23 pm They do! verdigrisprowl 9:24 pm ((they spell the cameraman's name differently every time)) NoodlesAtNight 9:24 pm [[...They're much less intelligent, however. The grass is already right there.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:24 pm *OH HECK THE HATCHLING GOT HER. cue horrified dragon expression as she's dragged off the couch. if she had to die, at least she died keeping a hatchling entertained* Swervester 9:24 pm Maybe they eat it before moving on? verdigrisprowl 9:24 pm Presumably, if they didn't move, the grass would be eaten up. NoodlesAtNight 9:24 pm *Jazzy zebras. Looks at Jazz. He doesn't seem particularly zebra-ish.* opatoes 9:24 pm Oh! I am working on a magnetic bead puzzle at the moment. NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm [[Does it not keep gro- Ravage, sit DOWN.]] *Ravage is perked and watching.* Swervester 9:25 pm [grins] verdigrisprowl 9:25 pm *heard the word "magnet"* What? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:25 pm ((ravage is extremely valid)) chronosmith 9:25 pm My Sunday nights, if I'm drinking heavily. I become a walking sausage. radioactivibee 9:25 pm ... Didn't need to know. chronosmith 9:25 pm But now you DO. NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm *Ravage eyes Whirl and licks his chops.* radioactivibee 9:25 pm Yeah. I wish I didn't. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:25 pm Peddles: *shes not as bite-y as her brother and just endgs up with Dragon hugged to chest and sprawled on the groung* Swervester 9:26 pm Is this why Ravage likes nature docs? NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm [[...Imagine a Seeker flying through that.]] radioactivibee 9:26 pm Lookit all those chickens. opatoes 9:26 pm ... Magnetic bead puzzle? They can be molded in a number of ways, but if you manage to mold them in certain ways, it will light up. NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm =Many reasons.= verdigrisprowl 9:26 pm *HUFF* chronosmith 9:26 pm *you get a sly and amused glance, Ravage. You already got dibs to devour him when he dies, buddy. You Know* radioactivibee 9:26 pm So the puzzle just lights up when you do it right? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:26 pm *this is a remarkably painless way to die. a little crushing, but not so bad.* NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm *Okay, but try to die a sausage.* chronosmith 9:26 pm Pfft. As if any JET could handle flying through anything as complicated as that. verdigrisprowl 9:26 pm ... can't you just disassemble and reassemble the beads in the correct pattern? OmicronTheIceQueen 9:26 pm *highly likes this* chronosmith 9:27 pm Can't even hover or fly backwards. Pathetic. verdigrisprowl 9:27 pm That's the joke. Hundreds of dead birds and a screaming seeker. NoodlesAtNight 9:27 pm *Thank you for getting it, Prowl.* verdigrisprowl 9:27 pm *he's imagining starscream's indignant squawks.* chronosmith 9:27 pm ..okay, fair. That IS a pretty funny mental image. NoodlesAtNight 9:27 pm [[It is, is it not?]] chronosmith 9:28 pm *snickers* NoodlesAtNight 9:28 pm [[Skywarp warping straight into the cloud.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:28 pm Peddles: *sits, erm, sprawls and starts purring* chronosmith 9:28 pm He was walking around, hunched over like he was doing the Thriller dance. opatoes 9:28 pm Well- yes. But the challenge is bringing it to those positions. They are connected in a way so they cannot be completely disassembled separated, so you do not lose the beads. They are not the most complex, but they are nice to the touch. verdigrisprowl 9:29 pm ... Hm. *he wants one.* NoodlesAtNight 9:29 pm =Have not.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:29 pm *purrs along with Peddles, as long as the hatchling avoids squishing her too badly* chronosmith 9:29 pm Oh lord. radioactivibee 9:29 pm Doesn't it hurt their tongues? opatoes 9:29 pm ... I suppose it could use more complexity. NoodlesAtNight 9:29 pm [[They have plenty of tongue to spare.]] chronosmith 9:29 pm *the phrase "half-meter longue tongue has him flashing back to his best bud's horrific maw* NoodlesAtNight 9:30 pm *Good thing Whirl's only seen that one.* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:30 pm Peddles: *like a tight hug but that's about it...and some lickies* radioactivibee 9:30 pm You have plenty of tentacle to spare, what if one got stabbed with a thorn or five? verdigrisprowl 9:30 pm *prowl's certainly picturing SOMEBODY'S tongue.* NoodlesAtNight 9:30 pm [[He'd stab the thorn bearer back. Obviously.]] chronosmith 9:30 pm *it's just the drool that gets him, honestly. Teeth are good.Tongues are fine. But drool is a no-go* UnkillableJazz 9:30 pm There's a brown patch int their wake chronosmith 9:30 pm I had a tongue once. It was pretty long. Not gonna lie, being able to taste again was neat. verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm ((thwip thwip thwip thwip)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:31 pm *licks are ALWAYS valid and accepted. if the dragon can get to Peddles' snout she'll clean the hatchling right back* chronosmith 9:31 pm ...wait, I had a tongue twice. radioactivibee 9:31 pm Not all problems can be solved by stabbing them. NoodlesAtNight 9:31 pm *Soundwave decides to make the picturing a bit easier with several self-taken closeups of Things.* chronosmith 9:31 pm ((thwip thwip thwip thwip)) Chaifootsteps 9:31 pm Disagreed. verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm Stab wounds. chronosmith 9:31 pm To be fair, Arcee--some are better solved with shooting them. radioactivibee 9:31 pm ... NoodlesAtNight 9:31 pm [[He thinks that was one of the first times he met you. The long tongue. It was disappointing to find out you did not have that as a permanent feature. It amused him.]] radioactivibee 9:31 pm No wonder the war lasted so long. chronosmith 9:31 pm Yeah. It amused me, too. Chaifootsteps 9:31 pm Or punching them. Or kicking them into hot plasma. verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm *... small rev. thanks, soundwave.* radioactivibee 9:32 pm If only we could've solved it with tongues. opatoes 9:32 pm Oh! I have blueprints for this one, but I have never attempted it, perhaps I can attempt to make one of these levitating construction puzzles to share. chronosmith 9:32 pm My Monday nights when I'm not here. NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm *Sitting here like the most angelic ex-con you ever did see.* opatoes 9:32 pm I need to test it out and see how it works, though. chronosmith 9:32 pm I'm being the Deadliest Handbag on Earth. NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm [[Oh, he likes the hot plasma.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:32 pm *wiggles a little. she wants to see the crocs too!* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:32 pm Peddles: *rolls over, wide optic up at screen* chronosmith 9:32 pm Setting on fire is also very fun. NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm [[It worked well for Airachnid. ... Well. That was molten metal, but details.]] radioactivibee 9:32 pm If anyone can figure it out, it's you, Smokescreen. Chaifootsteps 9:32 pm You really can't go wrong with hot plasma. verdigrisprowl 9:32 pm That's a long trip just to be a deadly handbag. radioactivibee 9:32 pm How about getting along and saying hello? chronosmith 9:32 pm Not to mention being dismembered by a space barnacle, which I have only seen once. opatoes 9:32 pm ... Of course I can. /His doorwings are perking up, flattered./ NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm *huffs at the handbag bit* chronosmith 9:33 pm Hey, it's worth it. Nothing boosts the self-confidence like standing on an alien world thinking, "That's me. I'M the deadliest handbag here." NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm ((gahewahahahahaha)) chronosmith 9:33 pm You oughta try it. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:33 pm ((hey worm look it's seera)) opatoes 9:33 pm On the topic of construction puzzles, I think I have a few sets that connect together. One is in basic shapes, and I think it is meant for bitlets, and one is meant to form fractals and organic cellular structures, I think. chronosmith 9:34 pm ((i just messaged her 😎 )() NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm ((this hyena sequence: more educational than lion guard)) chronosmith 9:34 pm ((IT'S HER... HYENA!!)_) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:34 pm ((lmaooooo)) ((the yeena!)) Chaifootsteps 9:34 pm ((*HONK*)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:34 pm ((I sent her like 30 of the lil rubber hyena item in flight rising)) verdigrisprowl 9:34 pm I'm afraid I don't make much of a handbag. chronosmith 9:34 pm We can fix that. NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm [[Hm. In his opinion, you look rather nice on his arm.]] chronosmith 9:34 pm We just need a really big zipper. *peers* NoodlesAtNight 9:35 pm ((how to reduce your documentary budget: film the fire portion in california)) verdigrisprowl 9:35 pm ... My shoulders do this? *pops them open to show that they actually have hidden compartments.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:35 pm ((lol)) verdigrisprowl 9:35 pm *the compartments hide two tires.* chronosmith 9:35 pm Hmmm. *streetches his neck out, peering more* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:35 pm Peddles: *she lets go and scoots to under the couch* NoodlesAtNight 9:35 pm =Hm. I'd hunt it.= chronosmith 9:36 pm You know, that'll do. Just pop a zipper on there and bam. You're a handbag. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:36 pm *FREEDOM* opatoes 9:36 pm ... I also have a few jigsaw puzzles. Would you like to try one on those with me, Bumblebee? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:36 pm *back onto the couch with her, to see if the crocs return!* opatoes 9:37 pm They are enjoyable with a partner. radioactivibee 9:37 pm Sure! opatoes 9:37 pm !! /Stopping everything to watch the kitties/ Bumblebee. Kittens. verdigrisprowl 9:37 pm Sounds like a plan. radioactivibee 9:37 pm I'm not that good with puzzles, it'd be good to have help. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:37 pm Peddles: *watching from under, head resting near a suport* radioactivibee 9:37 pm You like kittens? opatoes 9:37 pm ... I can appreciate them. radioactivibee 9:37 pm They're cute. NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm =I did that to a minitank.= verdigrisprowl 9:37 pm *there. he's had some japes. well done.* opatoes 9:37 pm They are precious. chronosmith 9:37 pm *smickers* NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm =Had a bad t-cog.= radioactivibee 9:38 pm You more than appreciate them chronosmith 9:38 pm ((i'm not fixing that. He Smickered this time)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:38 pm Was it funny? radioactivibee 9:38 pm [Keeping that in mind for the holidays] NoodlesAtNight 9:38 pm =Absolutely.= *Showing his fangs in a huge smile* opatoes 9:38 pm Well- it is impossible not to adore them. You would be a fool not to adore them. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:38 pm *churrs. well, she'll take his word for it* NoodlesAtNight 9:38 pm *Rolls over onto his back and kicks his paws a bit* radioactivibee 9:38 pm I can't blame you there. NoodlesAtNight 9:38 pm =Like that.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:38 pm *pff. she appreciates the dramatic rendition* That is pretty funny. opatoes 9:39 pm You better not blame me. radioactivibee 9:39 pm Wouldn't dream of it. opatoes 9:39 pm Good. radioactivibee 9:39 pm ...why are humans like this? Who asked the question first? verdigrisprowl 9:39 pm ... Like what? chronosmith 9:39 pm ((im love em)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:39 pm ((my immediate urge was to have the dragon ask if that was bombshell's alt mode)) radioactivibee 9:40 pm Why do they want to know how much waste wildebeest produce? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:40 pm ((but she's never met a bombshell and I don't think anyone's mentioned him to her before)) SunstreakerCMO 9:40 pm ............ verdigrisprowl 9:40 pm ... I presume because it's a statistic they don't know and they're curious about their world? OmicronTheIceQueen 9:41 pm I'm glad none of my insections do this SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:41 pm I think they are glad of that too. radioactivibee 9:41 pm Oh look, it's Whirl's Friday night. chronosmith 9:41 pm This in't any of my days. radioactivibee 9:41 pm awe chronosmith 9:41 pm Rolling a bunch of poop around would be WEIRD, after all. verdigrisprowl 9:41 pm ... Why's THAT the line? Swervester 9:41 pm Yeah, THAT'S the weird thing. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:41 pm *looks over at whirl, disbelievingly* radioactivibee 9:41 pm I was more referring to the "more balls" than the poop. chronosmith 9:42 pm *looks to prowl and Swerve with Utmost Innocence. His most Innocent Face ever* I've no idea what you could possible mean. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:42 pm Mucous. chronosmith 9:42 pm *and also the dragon. She gets a shot of Whirl's Innocent Face too* What about it? verdigrisprowl 9:42 pm *has no idea what WHIRL means* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:43 pm *purring* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:43 pm That cat has hatchlings! opatoes 9:43 pm !! Cat! NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm =There goes the cheetah.= SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:43 pm ...That cat has a lot of hatchlings. chronosmith 9:43 pm *it's more japes. Whirl's not going to say it outright but if you need it explained, Prowl, he will do so* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:43 pm *sits up to wat* NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm *Admiring rumble from Ravage* opatoes 9:43 pm Honeydew. Look at the cats. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:43 pm *cheeps* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:43 pm Peddles: *FASCINATED * radioactivibee 9:44 pm I see the cats. They're very fluffy. opatoes 9:44 pm I love these felines. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:44 pm Do they need hairs on their chest? They have quite a few hairs, really. verdigrisprowl 9:44 pm *that would require admitting he didn't understand the jape* *his guess is that Whirl rejected it because someone else suggested it.* chronosmith 9:45 pm *that's fair* *also whirl never apologized for trying to eat you, too. Soundwave. Sorry. But Prowl's the one who became his chew toy. ...or his holoform was* opatoes 9:45 pm I want to go to a pub. NoodlesAtNight 9:45 pm *Soundwave's been almost eaten by worse things. It's all right.* SunstreakerCMO 9:45 pm ((the actually did that for the ending? opatoes 9:46 pm ... /He's getting up to grab a few more drinks from the bar. He did give Bumblebee one, after all./ OmicronTheIceQueen 9:46 pm (yep) SunstreakerCMO 9:46 pm ((nice radioactivibee 9:46 pm I'll take you to a pub. chronosmith 9:46 pm *streeetches* Wow. Amazing how much earth life mirrors my own weekly agenda. Truly astounding. opatoes 9:46 pm You will. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:46 pm [true facts?] radioactivibee 9:46 pm [Bumblebee's already starting to doze off.] Yup. SunstreakerCMO 9:46 pm I...am going to go home now... opatoes 9:46 pm Good. And I am going to go home with you. SunstreakerCMO 9:46 pm Good night. NoodlesAtNight 9:46 pm ((time mark: 10:07)) radioactivibee 9:46 pm Ok. Sure. opatoes 9:46 pm Good. opatoes 9:47 pm ... I will alert Knock Oot. radioactivibee 9:47 pm (( oh my god true facts about morgan freeman tho Ok. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:47 pm *the dragon stretches* I should head off. Thank you for having me, Soundwave! radioactivibee 9:47 pm Fun. chronosmith 9:47 pm Binocular vision is overrated. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:47 pm Peddles: *paw touch to soundwave* chronosmith 9:47 pm Sonar is where it's at. radioactivibee 9:47 pm [He leans against Smokescreen without really realizing it.] NoodlesAtNight 9:47 pm *Soundwave stretches.* [[He does not think that was as informative as it could have been. Still. Thank you all for being here.]] *Soundwave tilts forward to look down at the youngling.* [[Greetings, Peddles.]] opatoes 9:47 pm ... /Resting against Bumblebee as well, taking a long sip of his drink./ I suppose this will count as a sleepover? radioactivibee 9:48 pm Yep. Chaifootsteps 9:48 pm Thanks for hosting. It was...educational, kind of? NoodlesAtNight 9:48 pm [[You are welcome. Perhaps we will watch the other... 'educationa'.... ones some other time.]] opatoes 9:48 pm Very well. Perhaps I can show you my home from your home, then. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:48 pm Peddles: *soft purring, * NoodlesAtNight 9:48 pm [[After he asks Rumble where exactly he got this suggestion for Ravage.]] verdigrisprowl 9:48 pm ... Arcee. opatoes 9:48 pm All of my homes, even. radioactivibee 9:48 pm Your home...sounds good... Chaifootsteps 9:48 pm Hm? radioactivibee 9:48 pm You're comfortable. opatoes 9:48 pm Have you seen my Animal Crossing town? chronosmith 9:48 pm Huh. Neat. radioactivibee 9:48 pm Just like Smokey. opatoes 9:48 pm ... Am- am I, now? That is- odd. radioactivibee 9:49 pm I...don't remember. chronosmith 9:49 pm ! Oh, damn. There we go. Neat. opatoes 9:49 pm /Smokescreen's taking another long sip. What does he do frag frag frag/ Well. I will show you. It is lovely. verdigrisprowl 9:49 pm If you're ever in town, you sh— I'd l— ... Comm me sometime. radioactivibee 9:49 pm [Definitely dozing off, engine giving little purring sounds.] chronosmith 9:49 pm THAT'S how you do it. Seeing with sound is a LOT more useful than seeing with... your. Eyeball. verdigrisprowl 9:49 pm If you aren't busy. chronosmith 9:49 pm Or eyeballs as it were. NoodlesAtNight 9:49 pm *!!!! Nobody told him that about owls. Why didn't anyone ever tell him about owls like that?* radioactivibee 9:49 pm Ok, I'd like that. opatoes 9:50 pm Oh. Oh. /Smokescreen is awkwardly patting Bumblebee's face, trying to wake him up./ radioactivibee 9:50 pm Mmm? Chaifootsteps 9:50 pm *Very pleasantly surprised*. Yeah! Yeah, I've got nothing going on. Definitely. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:50 pm ....interesting story opatoes 9:50 pm I cannot go to your home if you are not awake. chronosmith 9:50 pm I relate to owls. I, too, like sonar and--PRAISE. UnkillableJazz 9:50 pm *Jazz might might of dozed off for a minute* chronosmith 9:50 pm Ahem. Praise. ((ALSO GUYS IF YOU HAVE A PHOBIA OF HOLES)) radioactivibee 9:51 pm Oh. Right. chronosmith 9:51 pm ((BEWARE the later part of this video has something)) NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm ((WHOOP nope then i'm not playing that one)) chronosmith 9:51 pm ((FAIR)) NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm ((i don't need to see that)) radioactivibee 9:51 pm [Starts falling asleep anyways.] verdigrisprowl 9:51 pm *oh, that sounds like an actually positive response instead of a polite ambigious response. he nods* You have my comm. opatoes 9:51 pm Bumblebee. I will eat your digits if you sleep. chronosmith 9:51 pm ((arma DILDO. and yeah I 100% understand. I've seen that one and I didn't want anyone getting caught off-guard!)) SunstreakerCMO 9:51 pm ((thanks for the stream, g'night! NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm ((Night!)) radioactivibee 9:51 pm My digits taste bad. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:52 pm *Icy shifts closer to hatchling* opatoes 9:52 pm Yes? I am sure I can bear their taste. chronosmith 9:52 pm I'm pretty sure I don't taste good. Never got myself officially tested tho. radioactivibee 9:52 pm Noooooo. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:52 pm Peddles: *loafs* opatoes 9:52 pm Take me to your home or you will have no more digits. radioactivibee 9:52 pm I'll give you the directions. You should know. Chaifootsteps 9:52 pm I do. And you've got mine. *Pause*. You know, if you're ever in the...yeah. radioactivibee 9:52 pm You were living in a room. chronosmith 9:53 pm (( L E P R O S Y )) opatoes 9:53 pm ... Just because I lived in your suite does not mean I have memorized the location. And I am not as suave with Metroplex as you are. Swervester 9:53 pm Holy shit radioactivibee 9:53 pm He'll show you. verdigrisprowl 9:53 pm Yeah. I—er, live there. So. chronosmith 9:53 pm Pfft. Oh, hey. It rolls up, like my little guy. opatoes 9:53 pm ... Very well. Fine. verdigrisprowl 9:53 pm ... I'm free evenings. NoodlesAtNight 9:53 pm [[Is your pokemon one of these?]] chronosmith 9:54 pm I don't think so? I've never seen it unroll. Chaifootsteps 9:54 pm Evenings. Got it. Sounds good. verdigrisprowl 9:54 pm Good. chronosmith 9:55 pm (( LEEEEPROSY)) opatoes 9:55 pm But yes- Prowl, do let me know when your Magnemite solves the puzzle. I can create another. verdigrisprowl 9:55 pm I'll let you know. ... It seems to be enjoying itself rattling it. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:55 pm *headtilts* radioactivibee 9:55 pm Oh look, it's Megatron. opatoes 9:55 pm Haha. Good. ... If you can take a video, I would love to see. chronosmith 9:56 pm I should bring my tire guy around next movie night. Maybe YOU can figure out how it talks, Prowl. radioactivibee 9:56 pm Oh. More tongue. NoodlesAtNight 9:56 pm *That's considered a spy weapon on Earth?* verdigrisprowl 9:56 pm I can try. opatoes 9:56 pm That would be appreciated, thank you. verdigrisprowl 9:56 pm *to both of them.* chronosmith 9:57 pm *nods; Whirl knows Prowl has a better chance of figuring out than he does. And it can only help that little tire. It's very endearing* *not that he'll openly admit that* A moment of silence for the frog. NoodlesAtNight 9:57 pm *!!* [[He knows these.]] verdigrisprowl 9:57 pm *points* Are those the same things octopus have? NoodlesAtNight 9:57 pm [[Octopuses have them.]] NoodlesAtNight 9:58 pm *Nodding in delight at Prowl. He remembered!* verdigrisprowl 9:58 pm *proud* opatoes 9:58 pm Bumblebee- here. We should get home. /Smokescreen is standing up, and is offering his servo to Bumblebee. His other arm is holding a few cubes of high grade./ chronosmith 9:59 pm ...kinda. Reminds me of me. A little. radioactivibee 9:59 pm Ok. verdigrisprowl 9:59 pm You're the mantis with the laser beam. chronosmith 9:59 pm I'm pretty sure a lot of folks would describe me as "a nightmare that farted too aggressively." Hell yeha I am! OmicronTheIceQueen 9:59 pm ((I almost got a white mantis)) NoodlesAtNight 9:59 pm [[Can you rotate your head that far?]] radioactivibee 9:59 pm [Blearily, he takes Smokescreen's servo and leans against him a bit.] chronosmith 9:59 pm ((they're beaut ;u;/ I would love to keep a Wandering Violin sometime)) radioactivibee 9:59 pm [This is what happens when you give him high grade.] chronosmith 9:59 pm Yep! opatoes 9:59 pm ... /Frame is warm to the touch, and he's slowly leading Bumblebee to Metroplex. He'll have to show him his games later./ OmicronTheIceQueen 10:00 pm O,o UnkillableJazz 10:00 pm *Jazz pops awake at Smokescrean and Bumblebee laving* chronosmith 10:00 pm *sits up, shifts slightly to get comfortable, and begins The Twistening. It's less of a clean 180-twist and more like he's corkscrewing his neck in a horrible, HORRIBLE unnatural way, but he's doing it* radioactivibee 10:00 pm Save the hummingbird. NoodlesAtNight 10:00 pm *Staring at Whirl in fascination* Swervester 10:00 pm [also fascinated] Chaifootsteps 10:01 pm *Thirded* chronosmith 10:01 pm *he's Full Horror Movie now* No sweat. verdigrisprowl 10:01 pm ... Is that painful? chronosmith 10:01 pm Nah. NoodlesAtNight 10:01 pm [[...You don't eat your mates, do you?]] chronosmith 10:01 pm I'm modified to be really flexible. I've always said that it's a lot more useful that being built like a brick wall. Not yet I haven't. NoodlesAtNight 10:01 pm [[..."Yet"?]] chronosmith 10:02 pm Yet. *schwoop. His neck snaps back into place* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:02 pm *she's being quiet* NoodlesAtNight 10:02 pm [[Noted with some concern.]] verdigrisprowl 10:02 pm *is trying to figure out how to make a joke out of Whirl trying to eat him, in relation to the sex tape rumors.* chronosmith 10:03 pm *&ORIOWL NO* *I''M NOT EVEN FIXING THAT* verdigrisprowl 10:03 pm *can't work it out. he's overexteded his japery capabilities for the night.* chronosmith 10:03 pm Don't worry, Soundwave, I'm pretty sure you're safe. *he gives the best version of finger-guns he can at the... PA system. He knows Rumble's up there somewhere. Doesn't know where he is. So he just claw-fingerr-guns at the ceiling, really* NoodlesAtNight 10:04 pm *Rumble may or may not be upstairs chewing his finger joints in worry* *He's gotta remember to check for more of those sparkeater type mouths before falling asleep next to Whirl next time* chronosmith 10:04 pm *HAHAHA* chronosmith 10:05 pm *streetches* And on that ominous note, I'm out. I'll try and stop by again soon. Chaifootsteps 10:05 pm I'm out too. NoodlesAtNight 10:05 pm [[He hopes you can. Your presence is always enjoyable.]] *Nods to Arcee.* [[Yours as well.]] Swervester 10:05 pm I think I gotta get home too, things to do. Night guys! NoodlesAtNight 10:05 pm [[Swerve.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:05 pm Have a restful night verdigrisprowl 10:05 pm Evening. *to both.* chronosmith 10:06 pm Night, losers! *flips the room a salute, and then he's up, and trotting out* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:06 pm *icy chirps for her hatchling, getting up* Chaifootsteps 10:06 pm *Pleasantly surprised for the second time tonight*. Night, everyone. UnkillableJazz 10:06 pm *Jazz is heading out before he fully falls asleep here* Night NoodlesAtNight 10:06 pm [[Goodnight, Jazz. Ice Queen, a pleasure to see you and yours again.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 10:07 pm *icy gives a half bow, taking peddles off* (thank you for the stream n.n!) NoodlesAtNight 10:07 pm ((welcome!)) NoodlesAtNight 10:09 pm *Well. Since it's just him and Prowl now, there's nothing to stop him taking his visor off and slooooooowly stretching his tongue out toward Prowl, optics squinting in a good humor.* NoodlesAtNight 10:10 pm [[Spy weaponry. Your side would never have survived if he'd known he could have used that.]] verdigrisprowl 10:13 pm ... I'm sure there's got to be something in the Tyrest Accord against using such dangerous weaponry. NoodlesAtNight 10:14 pm [[He supposes it qualifies as a biological weapon.]] verdigrisprowl 10:14 pm Pff. It probably meets the standard, yes. verdigrisprowl 10:15 pm *...... might be leaning toward the tongue.* NoodlesAtNight 10:15 pm [[Well. He'd better put it away before Rum-- Ultra Magnus, comes down to arrest him.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:16 pm *Pulling it back in, even more amused than before.* verdigrisprowl 10:16 pm Yes, that's—probably sensible. *............ follows it.* NoodlesAtNight 10:17 pm *All sharp teeth now. Maybe a quick click or two and a tiny facial ripple trying to keep still. He didn't think that would work.* [[Wouldn't want anyone to follow it into a trap.]] verdigrisprowl 10:19 pm No, of course not. It would make for a—a quite a—tempting trap. verdigrisprowl 10:20 pm *hey, can he—can he uh. maybe. get on soundwave's lap. just a little bit.* *... maybe a lot.* NoodlesAtNight 10:20 pm *He absolutely can.* verdigrisprowl 10:22 pm *good. he is.* *donnnnn't mind him if he's casually straddling soundwave's lap.* NoodlesAtNight 10:22 pm *Soundwave will lean forward a bit too.* [[We saw true facts about carnivorous Earth plants before you arrived. They draw prey close with attractive bait. The prey creatures get very close and are eventually ensnared. They're then slowly eaten.]] *Wrap both feelers oh so loosely around.* NoodlesAtNight 10:23 pm *And then, with just enough space between his mouth and Prowl's, lifts a data slug and puts it right between them.* [[He copied it here for you to see. Fascinating, no?]] NoodlesAtNight 10:24 pm *Leaning back now with a self-satisfied smile. Terrible, horrible mech that he is.* verdigrisprowl 10:24 pm *... how did he end up kissing a data slug.* verdigrisprowl 10:25 pm *how could this happen to me, i've made my mistakes* ... Thank you. I'm sure it is fascinating. *he means it. but he doesn't feel it.* NoodlesAtNight 10:26 pm [[Of course, if you'd prefer a practical demonstration--]] verdigrisprowl 10:28 pm I was under the impression that I was in the middle of one. NoodlesAtNight 10:30 pm [[Oh, not yet. You can be if you wish.]] verdigrisprowl 10:31 pm I think I'd like that. NoodlesAtNight 10:32 pm [[Ah, good. He did some research and knows where to find the plants called "venus fly traps". We can bridge there and look for the larger specimens.]] *Optics still bright, a smile still all over his faceplates.* verdigrisprowl 10:34 pm *stares at him.* .... Pfff-ff-ff. *he's hiding his face in soundwave's shoulder.* You're merciless. NoodlesAtNight 10:38 pm [[You say such sweet things.]] *Wrapping his arms around Prowl now.* [[But in seriousness, he would be pleased to indulge your curiosity on a personal level... after you tell him what you can of your work lately. He is curious about how you have been spending your time as captain.]] *The lightest of kisses to Prowl's shoulder.* [[Or on your own. Perhaps both. He confesses to simply being curious about you on a daily basis.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:39 pm *In other words: he wants to know how your days have been, Prowl. These things matter to him now.* verdigrisprowl 10:40 pm ... Same. With—your department and all. NoodlesAtNight 10:41 pm [[As you wish.]] [[But you first. He did ask first.]] verdigrisprowl 10:44 pm *well, this is hardly the position for such a discussion, but it's the position he's in and he doesn't want to move. he wraps his arms around Soundwave's waist.* For the past few weeks, a lot of my time has been turned toward the newbuilds touring. We've got one definitely, two probablies, and five maybes. ... I haven't been helping them tour, of course. But I've been—you know—coordinating. NoodlesAtNight 10:46 pm *He rather likes talking of these things seated as they are. It's being close to Prowl in both ways at once.*
[[Oh? Who are the definitely and the probablies? Anyone he has records on?]]
[[...Why not help them tour? You know the work best. Busy?]] *He can sympathize with that, if so.* verdigrisprowl 10:46 pm Uncharismatic. verdigrisprowl 10:47 pm The definitely is—Minus. The probablies are... *hold on. hooold on.* ...... *hooooold on.* ......... I forgot their names. NoodlesAtNight 10:51 pm [[Hmph. A familiar accusation, and unimportant. You are not running for political office - are you?]] *He pauses here to wait for the answer to that before going on.* [[You do your work and you do it well. Anyone truly interested in it will care about your results. The rest is window tinting.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:52 pm [[...One moment. Minus. The little one you guarded for a while? With the]] *motions across his optics. Visor.* verdigrisprowl 10:54 pm I *am* trying to convince a bunch of inexperienced, brand new people that they want to have me as their boss. So yes, unfortunately, it /is/ a popularity contest. The window tinting will make the difference in whether or not our police force increases. NoodlesAtNight 10:54 pm [[Hm.]] *They can't all be as reasonable as him, he supposes. Younglings.* [[He could spread quality favorable rumors on your behalf.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:55 pm [[Perhaps whisper a few unpleasant things about your competitors?]] verdigrisprowl 10:56 pm Appreciated, but I'd rather they join because they've looked at the job and decided they want to do it. That's what I need—people who are drawn to the idea of protecting people. NoodlesAtNight 10:56 pm [[And Minus is?]] verdigrisprowl 10:57 pm ... Yes. She is. In a—naive way, but—yes. ... I didn't try to recruit her or sway her. SHE sought ME out and asked for the position. *he feels like it's important soundwave knows that.* NoodlesAtNight 11:00 pm *His face was drifting out of the intensely amused smile and into neutral curiosity. Now it's softening into a different kind of smile. Prowl won't have seen it much, but he often wears it behind his mask when playing with the Predacon hatchlings or watching Zori and Chimera go about their business.*
[[Of course she is, and did. She could hardly have asked for a better role model. No doubt your time directing things during the plague left an impression.]] NoodlesAtNight 11:01 pm [[It really was one of your finest moments, as far as things he has witnessed go.]] verdigrisprowl 11:01 pm Pff. *LOOKING ACROSS THE ROOM.* She wasn't even sapient then. She said she was inspired by a movie. verdigrisprowl 11:03 pm ... What about your work? I never hear about yours. You ask me questions about mine and then keep asking follow-up questions. NoodlesAtNight 11:04 pm [[Did she, now? Ah, well. He stands by the last thing he said, at least.]] *And is not entirely convinced he's wrong about the rest, but he'll let that sit there.*
[[The nature of both himself and his work, he supposes. Let him think, now.]] verdigrisprowl 11:05 pm Clearly, I need to work on my reflexes so I can ask you questions first. NoodlesAtNight 11:06 pm [[Perhaps we'll play another question game some time? Those were quite enjoyable.]] verdigrisprowl 11:07 pm I like the sound of that. NoodlesAtNight 11:18 pm [[Good. You are a worthy opponent.]]
[[Our department decided not to involve itself with touring. We thought it more appropriate to see who developed the curiosity, intelligence, persistence, and cunning necessary to attempt investigating us on their own time, if any, and then approach them. Some things cannot be taught.]]
[[We were monitoring an odd development down in the depths of Metroplex's right calf. Melted and resolidified globs of metal kept appearing without explanation. We thought it might be a plague, at first.]] *He pauses.* [[Ravage noticed that they all smelled of the same mech and eventually tracked him down. It was a large warbuild who had heard of the budding timelines and thought he could replicate more of himself by melting pieces of his armor off.]] [[Hardly a citywide threat. Just a medical emergency. He was missing armor as far as a mech can safely get.]] verdigrisprowl 11:20 pm Yes, I noticed that your department wasn't represented at the discussions on where the protoforms would be touring. I've no doubt you kept up with the debate anyway?
*HUFF.* I hope he's been treated? NoodlesAtNight 11:26 pm [[Naturally. We visited the locations of the discussions hours before any of you arrived. Incidentally, the mech in charge of sanitation has an optic for fancy jewelry, if ever you need that information. He mistook Zori's other form for a bracelet. You are not the only one with a thigh pocket.]]
[[And last he heard, the warbuild had been treated for heat-related damages and was on his second layer of armor reshaping and reattachment.]] verdigrisprowl 11:27 pm ... Did h— I— did he KIDNAP Zori? Whhhhy did you not feel the need to report that to the police? NoodlesAtNight 11:31 pm [[It isn't kidnapping if you know where someone is the entire time. Zori waited until they deposited him on their washroom sink to crawl away and bridge back.]] *Flicks a hand, which conflicts really badly with the deadly serious tone his thoughts take on now.* [[Besides. If it /had/ been a purposeful kidnapping, we would be having this conversation through a prison force field.]] verdigrisprowl 11:31 pm No—I mean—did he steal him OFF of you, or—? NoodlesAtNight 11:33 pm [[Nothing so rude. He simply picked up a piece of lost jewelry who happened to have been taking a nap after making sure the discussion spots were safe and secure.]] *And now the squint is back.* NoodlesAtNight 11:34 pm [[He has an alternate who gets into all sorts of places as a small cassette player. It's... inspiring.]] verdigrisprowl 11:34 pm Ah. Good. An innocent mistake, then. *he can relax.* verdigrisprowl 11:35 pm The... short universe? NoodlesAtNight 11:36 pm [[Yes, of course. No need to work yourself up so. Though he appreciates that you did.]] *A small kiss to Prowl's shoulder again.*
[[He sees you remember it too.]] verdigrisprowl 11:37 pm Hard not to remember it. *it's the first glimpse he's got of Unicron in all his awful, Earth's-crust-free glory* NoodlesAtNight 11:38 pm *And the fate of his own alternate, unfortunately.* verdigrisprowl 11:38 pm *he's trying not to remember that* NoodlesAtNight 11:40 pm [[He assures you we have no interest in purple griffin bases or any of that.]] [[IIII is quite content with its blocky, nondescript building. Though red would suit it quite nicely, if only that didn't attract attention.]] NoodlesAtNight 11:41 pm [[...No. Scratch that. Too edible looking. We'd get nothing done for being hungry all day.]] verdigrisprowl 11:41 pm You could paint the inside red? NoodlesAtNight 11:42 pm *Appears to genuinely consider this* [[...Perhaps his office.]] [[Never mind. A satisfactory update, he hopes?]] verdigrisprowl 11:45 pm I'd be happy to hear more. *beat* ... But. I HAVE been sitting on your lap for an hour. NoodlesAtNight 11:46 pm [[Not at all something he minds, you should know. But he sees your point. There are better places for you to sit.]] *Peep tongue.* verdigrisprowl 11:48 pm That's actually the opposite of where I was going with that. *this time the tongue isn't escaping.* NoodlesAtNight 11:49 pm [[He's not so sure about that.]]
*This time, the owner of said tongue has no intention of letting it do so. Not when there's a whole Prowl mouth right there just doing nothing but talking.* *...And not even that, now.* verdigrisprowl 11:50 pm *aaaand claimed. It's now his.* NoodlesAtNight 11:52 pm *Good. He'll dibs Prowl himself, stand up, and carry his claim upstairs with him for full and proper enjoyment.* verdigrisprowl 11:53 pm *oh no, it seems that he's fallen prey to a carnivorous plant* NoodlesAtNight 11:54 pm *Just mind that it doesn't start singing.* verdigrisprowl 11:54 pm *well, nothing he can do about it now.* NoodlesAtNight 11:55 pm *Nope. Just sit back, be eaten up, and go through a little death or three. What a world.*
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Tomorrow Only Knows [Chapter 3] - Ignis Scientia x FemReader
WELL, a little over a month later and I finally have chapter 3 out. Hopefully chapter 4 won’t take me as long. This is just a lengthy section and a particular someone makes a guest appearance...
AND I have been learning a ton about writing in the past couple of weeks. When I reach the final chapter its going to be night and day when I compare it to chapter 1 lmfao.
Chapter 3 Themes/Warnings: SFW, fluff, anxiety, violence, language, depression, mental breakdown Word Count: 7,512 Chapter 3 Recipe: Galdin Spring Roll (Vietnamese Spring Roll with Spicy Almond Sauce) Series Master List - Tomorrow Only Knows Screenshot by @ffxvscreens
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“The fall of a glorious city… such a waste.”
You jolted at the intrusive voice, failing to realize you were not alone.
“…ah, s-sorry?” you replied.
He held an old newspaper in his hand, flipping it over to show you the front page headline. “The great city of Insomnia,” he repeated, turning his scruffy face towards you, “reduced to nothing more than a pile of ash.”
You stood there at a loss for words, wondering where this strangely dressed man came from.
“Yeah… it's awful,” you looked away from his gaze, your chest tightening once more at the reminder, “…it's like a living nightmare.”
He took a few steps towards you causing your heart to race again, “Such an illusive fellow, Death, he always seems to pay visit when you least expect him.”
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CONTINUE TO CHAPTER 3 ON AO3
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Galdin Spring Roll (Vietnamese Spring Roll with Spicy Almond Sauce)
*Yields 10-12 Rolls
Vietnamese spring rolls are one of my favorite and refreshing dishes to make, you can pretty much put anything you want in them! You don’t need a julienne peeler if you don’t have one, you just need to make sure your vegetables are sliced thinly (it makes rolling easier). Also, ignore how chubby my rolls look, I usually make them much tighter but I was in a rush that morning. I usually like to use spring mix lettuce but I forgot to grab it at the grocery store so I had to use the butter lettuce I had in my fridge (womp womp).
Ingredients
1 carrot (Julienned or match-stick sliced)
1 cucumber (Julienned or match-stick sliced)
20 – 30 medium shrimp (Cooked, Peeled, without tails)
Lettuce (sliced)
1 small package rice vermicelli noodles
1 package rice spring roll wrapper
Almond Dipping Sauce
1/3 cup creamy almond butter
1 tbsp low sodium soy sauce
1 to 2 tbsp brown sugar
1 tbsp lime juice
1 to 2 tbsp chili garlic sauce
Hot water for thinning
Optional Fillings:
Bean sprouts
Mint leaf
Bell pepper
Cilantro
Alternate protein – Chicken/Tofu/Pork belly
Kitchen Tools
Julienne peeler or kitchen knife
Deep pie pan or bowl
Medium sauce pan
1. Prepare vermicelli noodles (fill medium sauce pan with water and boil, add noodles and cook for 10 minutes or according to package). Strain and set aside.
2. Prepare vegetables and filling and set aside into separate piles or bowls
3. Prepare almond sauce (whisk all ingredients together, add hot water to desired sauce viscosity)
4. Add warm - hot water to pie pan or bowl (not too hot since you will be touching the water)
5. Wet the surface of the cutting board, dip 1 rice paper wrapper into water bath and let soak for about 10 – 20 seconds until soft and translucent. **Note: this step is done several different ways, some people like to only dip it for 2 to 3 seconds since it is still a bit stiff, practice a couple of times and see what you like best.
6. Carefully remove wrapper and lay flat on cutting board (this is the hardest part! The wrapper is very slick and sticks to itself easily, lay it gently on the board then smooth out the edges with your fingers)
7. Lay filling ingredients just below the center or along the edge leaving about 2 inches of border space. Bring the left and right sides of wrapper together, then fold up bottom edge. Pull filling ingredients tight then finish rolling (try not to take too long as the wrapper will begin to dry and gets increasingly stickier, my photos are a poor example because I was trying to hold the camera lol)
8. Do not let rolls touch each other while tacky or they will stick and potentially tear the wrapper
9. If there are left overs, wrap individually in plastic wrap and enjoy within 24 - 48 hours
*Here’s a youtube video if you need assistance, jump to about the 4:40 mark
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About Me~
“tagged” by @vontacompton.
My Last:
1: Drink: Water, but maybe wine by the time this post is through. 2: Phone Call: @catneepx, an angel. 3: Text Message: Mom! 4: Song You Listened To: “Doesn’t Remind Me” by Audioslave 5: Time You Cried: Like five minutes ago. Not even an exaggeration, I cry over everything, and it’s triggered by every emotion. This time it was because I watched The Iron Giant for the millionth time.
Have You Ever:
9: Lost Someone Special: Yeah boi 10: Been Depressed: Yeahhhhhh boiiiiii 11: Gotten Drunk And Thrown Up: Once! I can’t even think of drinking a gin and tonic anymore. But I took it like a champ. It was super funny then and now, lmao. 12: Three Favorite Colors: Red, Blue, and Gray/Black tbh
In The Last Year Have You:
13: Made New Friends: Yes! More before I moved, but I have made a handful of friends recently. 14: Fallen Out Of Love: Nope! 15: Laughed Until You Cried: Absolutely. 16: Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: lol yeah 17: Met Someone Who Changed You: I don’t think so! I’m usually who changes myself. I don’t think I have ever changed because of someone else. 18: Found Out Who Your Friends Are: For sure. I don’t tolerate disrespect or pettiness lmao 19: Kissed Someone On Your Facebook list: My husband, so yes! 20: How Many Of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know In Real Life: All of them, even if I knew them briefly. 21: Do You Have Any Pets: I have a dog! Back in MO, I have another dog and a cat, who I miss a shit ton. 22: Do You Want To Change Your Name: No, though it was hard to let go of my last name when I got married. I’ll always hyphenate it on unofficial documents lmfao. My new one is pretty unusual, though. 23: What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: I made a booze cake and drank at home, since Brendan won’t be 21 until October and I had no other friends in WA lol. 24: What Time Did You wake Up: 9:30 25: What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night: Playing Skyrim 26: Name Something You Can’t wait For: I can’t wait to visit home in July, for the short term, and I can’t wait to achieve my goal of being a forensic nurse. 27: When Was The Last Time You saw Your Mom: November. I miss her so much. I am her number one fan. I’ll talk about my mom to everyone, she’s so smart, funny and pretty! 28: What Are You Listening To Right Now: Chopin’s “Ballade No.1 in G minor, Op.23″-- I’m planning on learning this on the piano soon, and I grew especially attached to it after watching Your Lie in April tbh. 29: Have You Ever Talked To A Person Named Tom: Actually, no.
General:
30: Something That Is Getting On Your Nerves: Boredom tbh, but that’s nothing new. My inability to relax, too! I just want restful sleep god dammit. 31: Most Visited Website: YouTube probs 32: Hair Color: Dirty blonde?? Light brown maybe?? some copper is in there too?????????? Idk anymore. 33: Long Or Short Hair: Short right now, though I want to have medium-length hair for a while before having long hair again. 34: Do You Have A Crush On Someone: I’m married, so I obviously do lmfao. 35: What Do You Like About Yourself: I like my personality-- I like making people laugh and how I look on the bright side of life (since I used to be a real big whiny pussybitch). 36: Piercings: Ears 37: Blood Type: Ok i’m gonna be fr I have no idea what my blood type is so if i need blood immediately i’m fucked 38: Nickname: Syrup! 39: Relationship Status: Married to my fav human. 40: Zodiac Sign: Capricorn 41: Pronouns: She/her 42: Favorite TV Show: the X-Files, though I also like Parks and Rec. 44: Right Or Left Handed: Right 45: Surgery: I got my tonsils removed as a kid (super shit) and my wisdom teeth removed (also suuuuuper shit). Once I am done losing weight, I’m going to have a breast reduction because this shit is out of control. 46: Sport: Softball/baseball 47: Vacation: I would like to visit Europe (particularly Ireland, England, Germany, and Italy) and Japan, China, and Korea. In the US I would like to visit each state at some point. 48: Pair of trainers/Sneakers or Tennis Shoes: I call them tennis shoes, and I have a nice black pair of running shoes which are super comfy.
More General:
49: Eating: an apple lol 50: Drinking: wine 51: I’m About To: fold laundry and play more Skyrim, probably, maybe, hopefully. 52: Waiting For: Death to Take Its Inevitable Toll on my Flesh Prison 53: Want: hugs, friends, to be able to eat like a fat piece of shit w/o being a fat piece of shit lmfao help 54: Get Married: check 55: Career: I want to be a forensic nurse. I love working with the human body, always have, and I have always been fascinated with the forensic industry. I’ve wanted to do something that makes me happy and does something to get justice for people who have been hurt, and the moment I decided upon this career path I felt like everything finally made sense. A huge weight left my shoulders, that’s for sure.
Which Is Better:
56: Hugs Or Kisses: Hugs! I love hugging. I hug everyone bc I have a lot of platonic love to give every single person. 57: Lips Or Eyes: yo’ peepers! 58: Shorter Or Taller: I’d say similar height or taller because I am incredibly short, but personality is what seals the deal for me in the end. 59: Older Or Younger: about the same age, give or take a year (since my husband is about a year younger than me), or older. I wouldn’t be able to stand someone all that much younger than me if we’re being honest here lmfao 60: Nice Arms Or Nice Stomach: Stomach?????? 61: Hook Up Or Relationship: Relationship, for the other person’s sake. I’m too much of a goof for hooking up and I’d make someone feel insecure for cracking a joke in the middle of some sort of sexual encounter. It is literally impossible for me to take sex seriously. Also, I just prefer the companionship part of relationships over the physical. 62: Troublemaker Or Hesitant: Troublemaker, but not like... a felon or anything. Just goofy, without shame, and kind of annoying. Like me. But being reasonable when appropriate is important, too.
Have You Ever:
63: Kissed A Stranger: Yeahhhhhhh, immediate regret (cigarette mouth!). 64: Drank Hard Liquor: ya 65: Lost Glasses/Contact Lenses: every gd day dawg. and it’s partially because in order to find my glasses I need my glasses to see them. 66: Turned Someone Down: hoooooooo boy, yes, yes, yes. 68: Broken Someones Heart: HOOOOOOOOO boy, yes. I was always caught off guard by it, because I never see someone as potential relationship material, but always as bff material, until they make it explicitly clear. It just wouldn’t feel right to assume they may have a thing for me. So, most of my friends in life have been guys, and I have had to deal with a lot of uncomfortable confessions and rejection from said pals. I hate hurting people, and they’re often very hurt by my rejection, and I end up losing friends over it. I don’t even like thinking about it lol. 69: Had Your Heart Broken: Yup! Abusively and tragically. Some Carrie shit, haha. It doesn’t impact me now, except for making me angry. 70: Been Arrested: I’m a straight edge dude. 71: Cried When Someone Died: Duh 72: Fallen For A Friend: I can’t fall for someone unless we are friends, so yes! Brendan was my BFF for a while until he told my oblivious ass he wanted to date me.
Do You Believe In:
73: Yourself: Yes! The only person you can always depend upon, no matter what, is yourself. 74: Miracles: hmmmm, maybe. I’ll say yes, but my skeptical mind will always question. 75: Love At First Sight: Attraction at first sight, maybe. I believe in friendship at first sight, if we’re being honest. I see someone and just get this feeling that we could be awesome friends. Love is something much more deep rooted for me. 76: Santa Claus: I believe in My Dad 78: Angels: I’m not sure. I’m open to the possibility, due to the limitations set by existing as a human, but I’m not Christian or anything. I feel like there’s “something” out there, but I’m just a dumb human and will likely never be able to know for sure. I think human beings can be deemed angels.
Other:
79: Current Best Friend’s Name: Casi/Stephanie (I love them both so much my dudes). 80: Eye Color: Green/Hazel (more green than hazel tho-- it’s really cool because i have a fleck of gold in one of my irises, and my grandma has the same fleck of gold) 81: Favorite Movie: I couldn’t narrow it down to one. I love the LOTR movies, The Sixth Sense, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Spirited Away, Saving Private Ryan...... the list goes on forever. My family has always been a big movie family.
im not tagging anyone lol
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september 15th, 2020
4:41 am: i can’t sleep. i drank a lot of caffeinated beverages today, and i also might be slightly manic. it’s whatever though, because i’m chillin. i’m currently curating a new playlist, listening to some bonnie raitt greatest hits, and snuggling with zuzu. i have my first ketamine treatment session tomorrow and i think i’m just going to stay up, and call it an all-nighter. i haven’t pulled an all-nighter without coke or adderall or MDMA since... i don’t even know when. i think the last time was when i was a senior in high school who took art class really seriously, because at that point i wanted to go to art school (lmfao), and i had to finish an entire assignment in one night.
11:00 am: so i pulled an all nighter before my ifrst ketamine treatment. i figured, why not? all i had to do was sit in.a chair and be high on k. it was fine though. i’m not bad at all nighters. i can function on very little sleep. sometimes. i started getting ready around 6:00. i decided to make a beautiful morning for myself, since i didn’t sleep and would be a zombie soon. ii started by taking a luxurious shower. a luxurious shower is different than a regular shower. a luxurious shower, within my current means, entails a few things: a) scalding hot water, b) me taking my sweet ass time, and c) the use of bougie, expensive, fancy, or otherwise dope bath products. or multiple. today that entailed: lush’s ‘don’t rain on my parade’ shower gel, klorane ultra-nourishing shampoo and conditioner. kiehl’s deep cleansing face wash (as always.) after i got out and toweled off, i brushed the knots of of my mane and slather my face with eminence red currant spf 30 moisturizer (that shit is like, $50 for a 2oz tub, so i swear by it, obviously, because why else would i commit to loving a $50 moisturizer?). sun potion shea butter skin food on my hands, legs, and the rest of my body. i have a double shot latte with vanilla oat milk but i also take a 200mg caffeine pill, because, hey, i literally did not sleep.
anyway, the treatment started at 8:00 sharp. they had me sit in a a very comfortable leather recliner, and gave me noise-canceling headphones. i did not like the ambient music they were playing, so i switched the input to my phone and listened to the new taylor swift album. but i got scolded for that, because 1) i was moving my arm with the IV in it around too much and 2) listening to music with lyrics that we have a personal preference toward is discouraged, and that it’s better to listen to their neutral, ambient music.
what was ketamine therapy like? well i’ll tell you: it’s exactly like being really high on ketamine. by that i mean, you totally dissociate out of your body, you lose track of time, you lose sense of time and space and everything, and eventually you realize you have no idea what’s going on or where you are or what’s happening. but in a chill, relaxed way. i couldn’t form coherent sentences for about three minutes after they took the IV out, and it took ten minutes or so for me to feel fully confident with walking and talking again. chris was waiting to pick me up, and we hit the dispensasry on our way home to get two rick simpson edible oil syringes. we listened to joni mitchell and one arctic monkeys song on the car ride home.
4:45 pm: when we got home from the dispensary, both chris and i ate an unreasonable amount of the thc oil, and i took 40mg of valium. so i basically was a zombie the rest of the day. i’m coming close to 48 hours without sleep now. i’m about to have a cigarette and then fucking crash.
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Hey umm, all of the ones on the real creepy shit post.
Normally I’d include the questions, but I’m just going to link to them this time: http://purenoodles.tumblr.com/post/168870690269/some-real-creepy-shit-get-your-fix
1) I think it was @ticklepeachy and idk probably she’s a fucking NERD
2) No
3) I honestly don’t remember
4) All the time
5) Not that I know of
6) Yeah, “Sexy Bitch” reminds me of myself
7) Like a burnt orange, short sleeve shirt with buttons up top and some grey sweatpants
8) Like 24/7
9) Probably sweats just because I never wear jeans. If it was khakis vs sweats then it’d be khahkis for sure.
10) I’m just gonna change this one to be 2018 and no I don’t expect any major changes in the next week
11) Depends on my mood that day. Some days I need to talk to people 24/7 or I die and other days it’s a chore just to check Discord.
12) I don’t think so?
13) Don’t think so. Only K and L are coming to mind.
14) I know how to shift gears so I could probably manage to drive, yeah.
15) Not really
16) Not that I know of
17) This morning because I was rubbing my eye and knocked an eyelash into my eye :’(
18) Everyone. All the time. I can’t stop. You know who else I love? The girl reading this.
19) If I can do some crazy anime shit sure, otherwise nah they’re fine
20) Ace. He’s a good boy and I’d die for him.
21) I took sleeping pills to fix my sleep schedule... but I’m still awake and it feels bad
22) I’ve never had that happen so idk
23) Are we dating and you didn’t tell me? Otherwise nope
24) A chair. Although I guess there’s a blanket between the chair and myself.
25) @ticklepeachy, @capirony, and @pimby do! Jokes on those fools though - I love them more.
26) Not yet
27) Probably Jess and Alex because they had just woken up
28) Nope!
29) I think my aunt got it for me?
30) Probably lmfao
31) I have empty alcohol bottles in my computer room, but they aren’t hidden. I’ve just been too lazy to take them out and I don’t want to throw them in the garbage >_>
32) Oh yeah, they’re the best
33) Not particularly
34) Probably from like Prom until a year after Prom lmao
35) Not that I remember
36) Like 3 minutes ago, I told you, I tell EVERYONE
37) Probably not
38) I haven’t seen anyone hold a sign in front of my face saying “hey doofus I like you” so I’m unaware of anyone’s feelings
39) Probably not
40) No :(
41) Nope
42) I’m supposed to go grocery shopping with my mom, does that count?
43) I don’t think so
44) Math class
45) Yeah a bunch, but they’re all really old
46) Nah, we had phones so we just texted
47) Sometimes
48) Hell yeah dude
49) A bit worse™ but otherwise the same
50) Probably sleeping lmfao
51) Nah, Nate’s my best friend
52) Hell no, some people just straight up don’t deserve it
53) Yeah like everyone I’ve ever liked
54) Most definitely
55) When I feel like it
56) *shakes magic 8-ball* dunno
57) No!
58) I am wonderfully indifferent
59) Patrick has, dunno about anyone else
60) A few people
61) Probably dying
62) Not really
63) No...
64) Probably @futuristiccheesecakesofasgard (Hey Erin! I had to tag you at some point ya fuckin’ nerd)
65) No? Are they supposed to be?
66) I sure hope not
67) I don’t think anyone loves seeing other people cry
68) No but sometimes they get close because I wear sweatpants and I put a lot of heavy shit in my pockets
69) This lady I’ve been emailing about jobs
70) Probably really tired/disheveled
71) Everyone
72) Yeah
73) A few people
74) Nope
75) I woke up exhausted
76) Not really
77) If they’re healthy, yeah
78) Not that I can think of
79) Yeah I want to see Ace because he’s a cutie
80) Go grocery shopping
81) Probably Patrick lmao
82) My first kiss was pretty cool I guess
83) Dunno
84) Probably sleeping because I’m EXHAUSTED™
85) Never
86) Not really
87) A few people
88) Probably not, she’s a shithead lmao
89) No?
90) Musically I’m sure I have, otherwise I don’t think so
91) I think I answered this like 60 questions ago and no
92) Nope not a single person with that name
93) Nope
94) No and it was nonexistent
95) The who I what in when?
96) It was my aunt so that’s a no from my perspective
97) Probably my mom/aunts/cousin
98) “Okay”
99) Nope, everyone I’ve dated has been a few months younger than me
100) Just lil ole me
101) Not that I remember
102) Nope
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Upon reaching the upstairs, Alphys opened the door to reveal none other than Papyrus and Undyne waiting for them.
“I TOLD YOU,” WD signed.
“Yeah yeah, I owe you t-ten g, heh,” Alphys replied, waving a hand dismissively.
“HI, BROTHER! NICE TO SEE YOU HERE!” Papyrus said, waving. WD waved back.
“S-So, uh, wh... what are you doing here?” Alphys asked.
“OH, I WANTED TO SEE HOW FAR YOU’D GOTTEN WITH THE DETERMINATION EXPERIMENTS AND ALL THAT.”
Alphys blinked and cast a glance from Papyrus to WD.
“...M-Multiverse stuff?”
WD signed agreement. Alphys sighed and rubbed her face.
“F-Fine, fine, whatever, you caught m-me, I’m doing the thing I’m apparently n-not supposed to,” she said, throwing up her hands.
“Uh, what?” Undyne said, looking a little concerned.
“ACTUALLY I’M PRETTY SURE YOU’RE... ‘SUPPOSED’ TO DO IT??? AT LEAST, I’VE HEARD THAT THIS IS THE DIRECTION MOST TIMELINES END UP LEADING, ANYWAY.”
“Right, right,” Alphys said. She waved Undyne and Papyrus in, which Undyne was more than thankful for. Not having to stand out in the dry heat of Hotland was a welcome reprieve. “W-WD says this is going to go horribly wrong s-somehow, but he’s been cagey about how. S-So, either of you want to start filling me in?”
“WELL, UH, FIRST OF ALL, HOW FAR HAVE YOU GOTTEN?”
“>>SHE’S ALREADY INJECTED THEM WITH THE ‘FUCK IT ALL’ AMOUNT<<,” WD explained, switching to Wingdings. Papyrus raised an eyebrow at his description, but decided not to comment.
“OKAY, WELL... HAVE THEY WOKEN UP YET?”
Alphys blinked in confusion.
“W-Wait, woken up? H-How could they... th-they’ve fallen down, th-they can’t...”
“YEAH, DETERMINATION IS WEIRD,” Papyrus said with a shrug. “AND, UH... MONSTERS APPARENTLY. CAN’T HANDLE HIGH DOSES OF IT? SO, THEY’RE KINDA...”
“Th-They’re gonna wake up and d-die anyway, aren’t they?”
“NOPE. THEY’RE JUST GONNA GET ALL MELTY AND EITHER MELT AWAY TO NOTHING OR TURN INTO MELTY AMALGAMATED MONSTROSITIES!”
WD covered his face at Papyrus’s bluntness, while the two women just stared at him. Undyne’s frills were fanned out, Alphys’s jaw was hanging open. Papyrus just carried on like nothing was wrong and he hadn’t just dropped a significant bombshell on them or anything.
“AND ALSO IT TURNS OUT THAT THE DUST OF THE KING’S DEAD SON GOT ON THE GOLDEN FLOWERS IN THE GARDEN AND ONE THEM, I THINK IT’S THE ORIGINAL ONE? ONE OF THE ONES YOU INJECTED WITH DETERMINATION IS GOING TO WAKE UP WITH ALL OF HIS MEMORIES BUT WITHOUT A SOUL. WHICH IS... NOT GOING TO BE FUN FOR HIM.”
“W-Wait, one of the flowers is... wh-what?!”
“IT’S GONNA WAKE UP WITH PRINCE ASRIEL’S MEMORIES?”
“Okay, this is... this is way too weird, Papyrus. You’re just messing with us, right?” Undyne said, shaking her head.
“NO??? WHY WOULD I JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS???” Papyrus said in confusion.
“But, like... do you realize how fucking nuts this sounds?!”
WD clapped to get everyone’s attention and started signing.
“IF YOU REALLY DOUBT THE VERACITY OF WHAT WE’RE SAYING, THEN YOU CAN ASK YOUR DIRECT ALTERNATES ABOUT IT YOURSELVES. BOTH OF THEM WERE INVOLVED IN THE INCIDENT IN QUESTION.”
Undyne’s head fin flicked uneasily. Alphys fidgeted with her claws, and then dug her phone out to start typing away. What harm could there be in asking, after all?
It took a few minutes of awkward silence, but eventually Alphys got a reply from her blue alternate. And she confirmed what they were saying; that she had done the determination experiments in her timeline, and they had gone... poorly. Alphys frowned and started to wander away, busily texting back and forth with her alternate for more details. Yes, there was melting; yes, there was a sapient flower who happens to have memories of being the king’s late son.
“sooooo how long did it take for things to start going wrong after you started injecting everyone lmao,” Alphys texted.
“uhhhh i’d have to double check my notes???? but it was like maybe a week before someone started to stir and then maybe 24-48 hours before everyone started melting”
“fuck”
“you got frustrated too huh”
“yeah and now WD and his brother are riding my ass lmfao”
“omg i’m sorry. at least they care enough to say something???? but if you need any help or nething txt me ok?”
“yeah thx”
“oh btw the original flower is the one that’s going to come to life. idk why that one in particular but either way you should keep an eye on it”
“ok thx i g2g they’re all kinda standing around awkwardly”
“ok c u”
Alphys shoved the phone in her pocket and clacked back across the tile floor towards them.
“O-Okay, m-my alternate says th-they’re telling the truth. A-And she t-told me which flower is th-the one that’s apparently going to come t-to life, so.”
“CAN YOU SHOW ME WHERE IT IS?” Papyrus said. Alphys looked him up and down, as if sizing him up.
“Wh-What do you p-plan on d-doing with it?”
“WELL, I WAS PLANNING ON TAKING HIM TO SEE THE KING AS SOON AS HE WOKE UP!”
“B-But that m-might not even h-happen for a few more d-days.”
“...OH. RIGHT. CRAP.” Papyrus tapped his chin for a moment, and then snapped his fingers. “OH, I KNOW! I REMEMBER THAT IN ROAN’S TIMELINE, WE KINDA WOKE HIM UP AT AROUND THE SAME TIME EVERYBODY ELSE WAS WAKING UP AND STARTING TO MOVE AROUND.”
“S-So he’s likely to st-start waking up around the same time,” Alphys said thoughtfully. “Y-You know what? Okay. I-I’ll show you where that flower is, a-and I’ll call W-WD when people start waking up s-so you’ll know when to c-come collect him.”
“PERFECT!!!”
Alphys nodded and gestured for them to follow, leading the way back downstairs to the lab. When they passed the room full of fallen monsters, Undyne paused and stared for a moment, fins frilling up. She recognized a few of the monsters lying on the beds. They were some of the elder members of the Snowdin Dog Squad.
Alphys continued onward unperturbed, however, and lead the way over to a particular golden flower. She gestured to the nearly illegible label on it. Papyrus leaned in, squinting at it.
“DOES IT SAY... COFFEE???”
“No, it says ‘original’,” Alphys said, stifling a laugh. “My handwriting can’t be that bad!”
“IT MOST DEFINITELY IS,” WD signed with a grin. She sighed and rolled her eyes exaggeratedly.
Papyrus either ignored them or was too focused on the flower in front of them to pay attention. He reached out and gently brushed his fingers against one of the petals, watching the flower carefully for any sign of a reaction. After a moment, though, it looked like nothing was happening. He let out a soft sigh and withdrew his hand, looping his thumb around a belt loop.
“WELL, I GUESS HE’S NOT AWAKE YET,” he said. “SO I GUESS WE’LL COME BACK LATER.”
Alphys nodded.
“Y-yeah, okay. I’ll g-give you guys a call when things start h-happening.”
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for the ask meme: all of them, but if thats too much maybe just the last 10?
Sorry for the long post aaaa1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? [I bought lottery tickets bc I was in texas and they’re not legal where I live and the cashier at the gas station didn’t even ask for my id. I tried to show him and he just shook his head and let me go???? He didnt even care wtf]2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? [Nah]3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? [Yea a little bit. I mean if it was just occasionally that’s probably fine? But a lot of my family has fucked up their entire lives with drugs so anything like that is iffy for me. It depends on how often they smoke ultimately]4: Do you find it easy to trust others? [I’d say yeah, probably. As long as you don’t fuck me over or guilt me within the first few weeks of knowing me id probably feel comfortable messaging you if I needed someone to talk to]5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? [Scrolling Tumblr]6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? [Probably my irl bffs lindy and raven!]7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? [Dump them. Adios fucker. I hope they’re happy with whoever they cheated on me with]8: Are you close with your dad? [Yeah I’d say so? I love him and he usually let’s me do my thing]9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? [Nah]10: What are you listening to? [Run by hozier]11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? [Sweet tea!!!! I’m from the south baby]12: Do you like hickeys? [Never has one so I don’t know!]13: What time do you go to bed? [Uhhhhhh 5am?]14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? [My siblings.]15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? [Nope I fuck up spelling a lot and have to go back and fix it no matter how many hands I’m typing with]16: Do you always answer your texts? [I try!! Unless I’m emotionally tired or forget]17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? [No. She’s my best friend now, actually]18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? [LIKE 3 MINUTES AGO I was complaining about how long it car ride home is]19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? [My irlbest friends, the cars discord chat I’m in, and a lot of my wk friends]20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? [I was writing ducktales fanfiction in my head]21: Is anyone else in the room with you? [I’m in a car with my mom for the next uhhh 7 hours?]22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? [Karmas a bitch]23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? [I was visiting family in Indiana, so yea probably? Tho I am pretty happy now too]24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? [Sometimes, with my old pal cat. She did some bad things so I stopped talking to her, but sometimes I want to catch up and see how she’s doing.]25: In the past week, have you cried? [YEAH over a darkwing duck episode]26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? [Grey. It has Mickey mouse on it!]27: Do people ever call you by your last name? [Noooope]28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? [I wouldn’t know]29: Do you have a best friend? [YEAH everyone in the cars discord and raven and lindy]30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? [No it was my great grandma lol]31: Who was your last call/text message from? [Call: red cross asking for my blood. Text: raven saying “dang”]32: Are you mad at anyone? [Not really? I don’t get angry very easily at all]33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? [When I was a freshman I was dating a junior]34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? [My great grandma! 88 I think]35: How many more days until your birthday? [LIKE a whole entire year. August 2nd]36: Do you have any summer plans yet? [Help my friend after her spine surgery p much. Visit family around the 4th of july]37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? [I have tons of girl friends!! All my best friends are girls (except em but they’re a good friend still!!!)]38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? [Lindy doesn’t know I’m trans]39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? [Uhhhhhhhhhhh next question]40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? [I try not to regret things like that]41: Do you think age matters in relationships? [UH YEAH?? An adult dating a minor ain’t my deallll]42: Are you available? [Lmfao yeah but don’t hold your breath I’m awful at relationships]43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? [My ex and bff dksdkdiajsai kill Me. I’ve had small crushes but I don’t rly let them grow too much if I realize they’re poppin up]44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? [Septum]45: Do you believe exes can be friends? [Yeah!!!!! I just reconnected with my ex from freshmen year and he’s cool]46: Do you regret anything? [Times where my mouth moved before my head could think and I hurt someone I cared about. Times where I didn’t listen. Times where I hesitated. But the past is a different country, and I try not to waste the present lamenting what I could’ve done.]47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? [Home. And the mistakes I’ve made.]48: Did you ever lose a best friend? [Yeah. She moved away and we just… talked less, and less, and less.]49: Was your last kiss a mistake? [Nah it was my great grandma]50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? [They have a bf and also dont like me plus im unlovable and bad at relationships and feelings *shrug emoji* the other person I’m interested in lives too far away and also doesn’t like me like that]51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? [Twas my gg and probably when I was a baby]52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? [All these last kiss ones are so angsty and sad and it was literally my grandma 5 hours ago I’m laughing]53: What was the last thing you ate? [McDonald’s French fries!!!!!]54: Did you get any compliments today? [Nah I’m in my road trip attire so I look like a mess]55: Where are you going on your next vacation? [New Orleans in October for voodoo fest!! Gonna see the foo fighters B)]56: Do you own anything from other countries?[I think I have Canadian money somewhere…]57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?[girls!!]58: Where have you lived most of your life?[Sweet Home Alabama]59: When was the last time you took a long drive?[DOING IT RN!!!!! 13 HOURS]60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?[yea but it was like, mashed up with truth or dare. Instead of kissing we asked them truth or dare]61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?[nah I’m pretty mild]62: Who do you text the most?[raven probably? Or max]63: What was the last movie you saw?[spirited away I think??? First time I ever saw it]64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?[I’m single, don’t remind me :P]65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?[I was 12 and right smack dab in the middle of my ugly awkward phase (thays still going on today!) So I had none lmao]66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?[nah]67: Do you curse around your parents?[GOOD LORD NO]68: Are you happy with where you live?[I? Hate Alabama. My city is okay but I want to move somewhere nicer]69: Picture of yourself? [I have a selfie tag. I would upload but I’m lazy. Maybe if I find a pic I like later I will]70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?[polyamory All the wayy!!!!! But monogamy is cool too]71: Have you ever been dumped?[probably in elementary school but I don’t remember? I usually am the one to end it bc I get freaked out and skittish around people genuinely caring about me so I break it up before they’re disappointed]72: What do you most like about making out?[being comfortable and close enough with someone to do it.]73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?[yup!]74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?[depends? I’ve asked to kiss someone and I’ve been asked equal amounts.]75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?[eyes? Idk there’s a lot that goes into finding someone attractive it’s hard to narrow it down]76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?[my mom]77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?[virgin]78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?[virgin]79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?[Any cartoon character I’m currently hyperfixated on]80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?[yes. But i would go slow and I wouldn’t want to meet their child until we were both sure this was something we wanted long term.]81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?[no its usually me? Wait i take that back!! One girl did while I was in hs but I’m pretty sure she only did it bc she just figured out her sexuality and I was queer and there.]82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?[nope I bottle that shit up!!!! But if it’s a long standing crush I’ll tell a few people eventually]83: Do you miss your last sweetie?[No.]84: Last time you slow danced with someone?[my friend Franklin at prom. We pretended to be spies on a mission forced to act casual as we scoped out potential enemies]85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?[??? Don’t like the skeptical quote marks. I’ve been in long distance relationships before, yes.]86: How can I win your heart?[just like…… be nice to me, ever, and I’m into it. Talk about things you like, ask me about things I like, try and get into/understand my interests and I’ll do the same?? Don’t make fun of me and don’t belittle my interests. The bar is low]87: What is your astrological sign?[leo]88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?[sleeping]89: Do you cook?[pasta!!!!!!!]90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?[yeah!!! 3 years of no talking and I reconnected with max recently]91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?[uh it’s complicated. Yes but idk if I’m in a good place for a relationship. I haven’t even begun to transition at all.]92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?[you say that like I could get multiple people to date me]93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?[nice dress style?? Glasses are good too. Idk questions like this are hard augh]94: Name four things that you wish you had![money, a job, plush darkwing duck toy, a car]95: Are you a player?[no]96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?[nooooope]97: Are you a tease?[hahahahaha no]98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?[nope!!! Not yet]99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?[maybe. But I don’t think you can love someone too deeply who doesn’t love you back]100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?[sure, plenty]101: Hugs or Kisses?[both??? Both is good]102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?[It’s Not shyness, it’s rejection I have a problem with]103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?[girls are pretty]104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?[Yeah I guess]105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?[If it was an open relationship and everyone knew the situation, then yea prob?? If not, then no.]106: Do you flirt a lot?[not really]107: Your last kiss?[my grandmaaaaa]108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?[not in a romantic way]109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?[not in a romantic way]110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?[next question]111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?[nope!! It’s a hopefully nice surprise for future me]112: Does someone like you currently?[probably not lol but ive got no idea!!]113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?[sure]114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?[I want to fall in love.]115: Ever made out with just a friend?[yeah]116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?[in a relationship I think?]117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.[just send me an ask and ill answer it]
This got a bit of self hatred dashed in there whoops sorry!!!
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11/15/19 3:33am - goin home, trying new things
So the trip home to see the family was wonderful. Actually I spent a little too long watching TV before leaving and waiting for the gas guy to turn on the heat, so I left a little late and was damn near passing out on the drive over. Had to stop a few times to nap, but made it. Got caught up on The Adventure Zone again. I’m really excited for this new story they’re gonna do, it’s like Harry Potter meets My Hero Academia. Pretty fuckin neato.
But yeah I got there had a beer with my mom and went to the game and froze my fucking BALLS off watching taven play football. ugh jesus. And the poor guys were against a team like 4 times bigger than them, I swear they didn’t get double digit offensive yardage. They’d get an offsides call and start first and 5, hand off the ball to taven three times in a row and he’d pick up 1 yard, 1 yard, -2 yards, and they’d punt it away again. I don’t think I saw a single first down lol. Taven got hurt so we left in the fourth, they were down 77-0 with 10 minutes left -_-
But still, good to see him play lol. It wasn’t about watching a win, it was about being there for him on his birthday. Fuck that sucks though lol. I always hated playing in the cold.
Most of the weekend I hung out with wes at his and jenny’s place. We did hang out with mom and the fam for a bonfire on saturday, I ate as much guac as I could fit in my face, we had a couple beers, made some fires. It was sweet. Then we played some super metroid before I started passing out.
Sunday wes and I beat the game and went to breakfast. My dad wasn’t around so I drove out to visit JMell in NoVa instead. His place is pretty nice, and we mostly watched some funny youtube videos. Good ol Rack Em Willie and other crackhead vids and this guy Super Sus and general nonsense. Couldn’t go crazy because I needed to make it back for work.
So I drove back. Made it to Jill’s at 2 and she helped keep me awake until I needed to get ready for work because I picked up a daytime shift from 7 to 5. And I slogged through that just fine. Got a raise at work, but like the bare minimum, but I’llll fucking take it. It’s been the exact same as every other time I got a raise I think lmfao. A little extra pocket cash to throw at new toys is nothing to scoff at, though, I need another butt plug and stuff lmfao.
I was supposed to roll from there to durham to watch the new rick and morty, but I passed out and overslept by an hour instead. fucking hate when my bodily needs get in the way of me trying to hang out with people for 48 hours straight, yknow? Sucks.
But I went to slosh still, had a lovely chill time. Made plans to go home to Jill but ended up bouncing to another bar with a bunch of people there and drank for another hour. Got me in a little hot water, but whatever. Worth it I think lol. I just can’t help myself from hanging out with as many people as long as possible.
Jill and I woke up at like 2 and hung out most of the day just fucking around watching tv. I bailed to go run some errands and do karaoke. Had to get some epoxy so I could put together my butt plug tail. I finally knocked that out this evening before work, I think it turned out great. Gotta try it out soon :3
But karaoke was quiet. Not a lot of people came out because it was like bitter cold and windy and had been raining all day. So on the plus side I got to sing like five songs. On the downside, I didn’t get to flirt with any new people lolol. An old stripper friend I had made there, Kellene, showed up and we talked about how I was in her dream the night before and chit chatted a bit. Got to sing a little together, I love her fucking voice. But at the end of the night she asked me for some money to help pay for her tab. I was like sure and gave her $8, she said I was sweet asked if I wanted to do anything with her I was like huwhaaa I guess? maybe we make out somewhere? Idk. Then she roams the room around and comes back and asks me for money again and I was like dude I gave you everything in my wallet, you have my $8 right there in your hand. And she says “no this is my $8 I got it from my purse,” while she opens her purse and pulls the rest of the money she needs out of it. I was like... pretty flabbergasted. Like not like floored, more still amused than anything. Drunk people are funny.
Also after I sang some Drake my beautiful bartender Jaime said I should sing Frank Ocean. Killed it singing self control, and she like held my hands and said I love you like she has the past couple weeks. I made a slight mistake and let my curiosity get the better of me. It’s definitely a rule of mine to not ask girls who are working out, but I was just like “look I know this is a little inapprop, but would you want to go out sometime?” and she says “yeah, as friends, definitely.” and I’m like oooooof. She had to take care of another customer so I just walked away from that one. Glad I cleared that up though I really thought she was being flirty and cutesy but I’m just a knucklehead. Could’ve been worse lmfao.
Anyway, went home with Jill, we hung out all day again watching this mediocre 911 show. Kinda fun at points though. It was mostly nice just chilling with her early since I’d blown her off til really late a couple times in a row.
Then spice was last night and ho. my. god. It was the normal confection of watching people get beat, not meeting as people this time around because I knew a whole bunch of people that were there already. But I did meet a few. Hung out with the cute boy from the fashion show for a while. We have these like really awkward pauses in conversation though where he doesn’t like ask me anything and I run out of things to say but he’s just staring at me and grinning so intently. Idk, man. Lol. I was supposed to do a scene that I had talked out with someone, but they unfortunately called in sick. So I thought I wasn’t gonna do anything, but then I ended up chit chatting with Neko and he offered to beat on me that night.
Wowowoww bottoming a REAL impact scene was intense. Like IN. TENSE. like I was thinking about tapping out a few times from the pain of it, but then he’d take a break and scratch me or rub my back and it would just feel so gooooood. By the end I was taking these hits in the back and like shivering with excitement/adrenaline/idk what. He like threw his thigh between my legs while I was up on the cross to support me and started rubbing my back and bit my shoulder and hnnnnng. god I just started lightly scratching and chewing on his arm. I was literally in uncontrollable shivers and giggles afterward, it was actually probably too much lol but I lovvvved it. I feel like I really Get it now. Especially as I sit on my ass covered in bruises today lol. Then my friend Bun squish cuddled me until I came back down to normalcy. Maya and Jill came to watch, actually, they got to see it happen so that was kinda rad. Jill wanted to go dancing at alchemy afterward but I was like no fucking way could I dance after taking that lol. So I drug them out to boxcar with me and we played some galaga and skee ball and foosball and tekken. Me and Jill almost got a shutout on Maya+some rando, and then the randos were like nahhhh so I beat Jill+Maya 2v1. We played again later and I lost the set though. But I was dressed up as a kitty all through boxcar lol, kinda neat. We stayed up til 6am just watching Daria and ranodm youtube shit.
Slept a long time, almost had a weird fight with Jill, smoothed that over, took a bath for a few hours and I’ve been working. Excited to get off though, but not for any reason in particular. Just fuck work I guess? lol.
I really felt like I needed to write about that impact scene while it was fresh. It’s kinda stuck in my head. :3
I’ve got emo karaoke in a few days, should be a lot of fun. <3 nothing too exciting coming up though. Having to schedule a bunch of extra work days to appease my boss kinda suckkssss but whatever I’ll take the money lol.
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Why do i feel pissed today
I don't want to shower.
Its too hot to go outside.
Going outside means having to shower.... i already lack the energy to shower, so definitely walking downhill in the hot sun and a long bus ride would make it worse...
Literally yesterday I amped myself up to go outside, just to deal with a few shitty bus drivers, as well as someone literally shitting on a bus seat halfway through the trip.
A whole bus seat...stinking the entire bus with feces smeared on the seat.
Funny moment was a snarky old lady literally staring RIGHT at the bus driver, who was saying "Don't sit in that seat, maam! MAAM! DONT SIT THERE! DOOO NOT SIT THERE! DONT SIT THERE!", and simply glared and sat down directly on the seat anyways...
Instant karma for being an asshole. I tried not to snicker when I said "Maam, someone had shit on that bus seat", and the way she sprung up so embarrassed was so.....
Lmfao.
Then ending up at the craft store I took an hour long trek to head towards.... just to find out they closed six minutes before I had arrived.
Who makes an exclusive coupon for the holiday, just to close before anyone can even reach the store????????
Yay.
Fun.....
And now the half-biological sister I have is pissing me off, how nice.
"Hey sis, howre you? You swung by to pick something up?" And she snootily responds, "Well, I... Kinda live here TOO, so...."
And then shot me a side eye when I said "Well, I.. didn't mean it like THAT, so...."
Aaaand staying inside is more annoying, since both college aged pricks are now back in the house all the fucking time.
I don't like this household, period.
Plus my whole mood was set in stone when I went, "lets just lay down for a bit, then i can head out and have some fun with my buddy later!"....
And the second i lower my face near my bed a few inches....
My grandmother, on the bunk below me, sharts herself.
The smell hit me directly in the nostrils when I was doing an easygoing inhale before taking a rest....
And it disgusted me so badly that a frown is cemented onto my face.
I didnt even sleep. I instantly sat the fuck back up. And let a little bit pass before i finally just left out my room.
I am disgusted.
No one wants to smell a fucking turd when theyre trying to destress themselves...
Sigh.
Would be nice to work and make enough money to leave.
But work sucks when your city is full of scumbags that go out of their way to mistreat workers.
Just to come home to a shithole bedroom.
And sleep next to a woman with anger issues and constant noise and diarrhea ruining every fucking day.
Sigh.
And people i miss aren't here with me....
Friends would be nice.
I feel like i over-exerted myself recently by having too many days in a row hanging with others.
A drawn out movie shoot, a party, several crackheads, a night of video gaming until 4am, a sex shop, and a film festival, all within 48 hours?
Fucking tiring.
I really need friends, but alas, sleep and a little personal time could do real justice for my health atm....
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