purenoodles
Bitter but always comfortable
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Mike, 28, he/him. If I have to raise hell all by myself, I will, but that ain’t right. Taken by Veelarie
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✨🦄🐬🦖🌊 I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYY✨🦄💖💕🐟🐬
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the epic highs and tragic lows of literally just being in my head on a perfectly normal day
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His little pony...
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I am craving this woman from 1992 carnally
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How long until Dr Oz becomes Surgeon General
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Every day is a reason to celebrate 🥂🥳
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purenoodles · 11 days ago
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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks
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I bet you wish you were in a red barn being fed oats. Horse.
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purenoodles · 19 days ago
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like to charge reblog to cast
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purenoodles · 22 days ago
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I become consumed with jealousy every time I look at mudlarking instagram pages.
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character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!
the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!
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