#too true anon

[dapg-otmebytheballs]

Saying "I don't ship phan" is rlly funny in 2023 bc its the equivalent of like. "i think they should get divorced."

like they have a house together dude lmfao

not that shipping phan makes much sense either. like, do we "ship" our parents if we want them to stay together? that's also weird idk

Shipping in the way it's used in fandoms happens with like, "canon" ships too (where canon is a thing), so really it's less about "I want these people to get together" and more about "this relationship dynamic is something I want to explore/talk about" (hence ships that are also darker in nature, just to be able to explore a particular kind of story)

I think shipping is an activity that involves writing fic making art and talking with people about a pairing (or a polycule or a platonic dynamic), to sum it up.

But yeah going "I don't ship Phan" is like...

[greendayredacted]

blonde billie>>>>>anything else

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[frownyalfred]

I'm betting there are some WILD conspiracy theories in universe about the heroes

"Batman's secretly a villain, and it's all a ploy to control the league"

"The sidekicks are all governement-funded clones for marketability"

"Krypton still exists, Superman just went here to get famous"

"Shazam's actually an old woman pretending to be a young buff man"

"The Flash regularly sinks businesses because he keeps stealing from them"

It’s all fun and games for the League until a civilian actually buys into a conspiracy and decides to take things into their own hands…all of a sudden you’ve got a hostage situation, guns in play, and a JL that can’t intervene with [member] on the strike team because the hostage-taker will freak out if they see the object of their conspiracies in the flesh.

(Though now this sends me down the rabbit hole of all the Gotham incidents where someone has done that to Batman; not because he’s working against their interests or something, but because they were fed conspiracy theories and now believe he’s a threat to Gotham who must be eliminated…and how that experience makes Batman a bitch about encouraging/feeding into conspiracies in the JL, even when they’re ridiculous or funny in the moment)

[potato-lord-but-not]

so sorry about my last ask idk why the first thing I did when I got my phone back after surgery was come onto tumblr

no no thank you it was really funny hope the surgery went well jdjsjs

[ghouljams]

HOLY GUACAMOLE i was literally just posting, yearning fruitlessly for weeks, over the idea of mecha x reader x pilot, and then i find YOUR years-old cyberpunk Konig fics and it's like a straightup choir of angels was singing in my ears. And then I found your android!ghost stuff, which is also BEAUTIFUL

For what it's worth, as a robophiliac intruding into the CoD fandom, I think your writing is SO SWAG! When I started foraging for tactical gear, I didn't expect to find such delicious nuts and bolts!

I just think there's something really creamy about being able to lick the plate that should be a cock on a mech while still standing, wishing there was something you could wrap your hands around and only finding little crevices to hook your fingers in. Knowing that Konig is watching the way you lick and kiss at his mech's plating, and knowing just as well that the mech's optical sensors are trained on you. Knowing that somehow, somehow, there's a zip of electricity that passes between the pilot and his mech, that in some way they're able to think the same thing at the same time so that both of their hands cup the back of your head and press you closer.

And despite the fact that it's steel under your tongue you can almost taste the salt of a man's skin, almost feel the bump of a cock against the back of your throat, almost almost almost.

In the morning when you look at the neural scans from last night, you'll find a long period of perfect synchronicity and you'll know that the only difference between the man and his machine is what it can push down your throat.

[heynhay]

Bed sharing with drool and legs akimbo and messy messy hair and bleary woke up eyes but they smile softly at each other bc they are so in love …. then inevitably one of them pushes the other onto the floor and they commence a half naked extremely serious pillow fight

can they be normal for 5 second ever

[herefortheships]

Lydia: Doesn't dare to even think about her poltergeist bc she's scared of what he might do to her family if he gets out.

Delia: boards up door to the attic. The attic which, even if Beets still lived there, he was never bound to.

Beutelgeuse: ok so I have a haunting at 10am in Ohio, lunch at 12, got 4 hauntings scheduled in NY from 2pm-6pm, gonna lead a spook workshop in Cali at 7pm followed by a bar crawl, sleep that off till 3am, and then follow up with all the clients from this week who are worried bc they heard talk of tv show people showing up. If it's HER show, I'll need to clear up my schedule for when she shows up. If I make the walls bleed and draw little hearts in the blood, is that coming on too strong?

He is unbothered and delusional sure his charms will get him the girl. Love it 😆

In all seriousness, his attempts at making contact with Lydia and courting her, scaring her instead, is one of my favorite things in the sequel. Lydia terrified, meanwhile Betelgeuse out there swooning and sighing over getting to see her again 😂💚. He is definitely coming on too strong, but he so can't see it and it's hilarious.

I'm sure he did help her with the hauntings for her show, too. I hope that one comes up in movie three. No one can take that headcanon away from me. 😌

[barrenclan]

you compared deepdark (regretably) to joker but i also get ra's al ghul vibes from him honestly?

Okay, Deep is not one-to-one the Joker but like... look at this bitch.

He's Jonker.

But really, he's mostly like if Joker cleaned up his act and took some shit seriously for once. I think he has Ra's's (how do you possessive-form that?) menace and control though, and focus on legacy. Ra's is really just too cold and not nearly chaotic enough for Deepdark. I suppose his personality shows a combination of both of them.

Haha, hmm... Ranger, of course.

[dreadfuldevotee]

we're still getting some of the worst takes on the top/bottom discourse in 2025 instead of actually paying attention to what's onscreen. did people just suddenly forget that louis and lestat canonically weren't fucking for an extended time in their marriage? lestat perceived this as louis withholding sex from him, another example of him expressing entitlement over louis' body.

but no, louis needs magical healing dick from a white french... all so he can be "put in his place" as the satisfied housewife according to some of these fans. how nauseating.

Whaaaat?!?! noooo, Loustat was totally a consistently active and healthy sexual relationship. No, don't bring up Louis' weak libido and Lestat punishing him by cheating with Antoinette in episode 3. No, also not the 7 years squirreled away in Rue Royale where Louis only acknowledged Lestat to piss him off. Or the 6 months they were apart after Lestat beat the shit out of Louis for not fucking him. No no, magical white penis is what makes the world go 'round. Heaven forbid Louis find sexual gratification from anyone else.

Let's forget about how Louis who is constantly trying to get control over his own life might be into calling the shots in his bedroom, with a partner who is not only willing, but enthusiastic to explore the depth of his still burgeoning sexuality. Louis himself describes Paris as an awakening, and while the direct context of that line is about how proximity to Armand opened him up intellectually- it's no coincidence that they meet in a cruising park. That they cruise together seemingly all through their relationship. Remember when Lestat said "You can fuck them and I'll eat them?" and exactly a season later Louis and Armand are bashfully remincent on the young men they devoured- both literally and metaphorically? Viewing, this show specifically through a lense of Ethical Monogomy is the Thesis is profoundly stupid- straight up. It makes sense that Louis, who has never been in a relationship and has no desire for his peers, is not pleased by Lestat's wandering eyes especially as they kept seeming to wander to only white women. But enjoys seeing Jonah thought it was always going to be a fling between them. Lestat ofc punishes him for this aswell, and will continue to hurt Louis by cheating or mocking him with group sex. Armand, in all his crazy- isn't threatened by Louis having sex with other men. What Loumand has is just a fuckin kink, dude. They're exhibitionist with similar tastes in men and/or prey that it is something they can sustain from Paris, to SF to Dubai. Built a sex dungeon in your crypt with an Alaskan King bed that is quote "big enough to fit more [people] than them on it", a cuck chair, and steps with cusions that bear resemblance to amphitheater seating. Oh and kinky master/servant role play including vampire sex for a straight week. incase anyone forgot about the on screen vampire sex.

They only reason there isnt a 3rd person in Loustats bed is because Les is a jealous freak and world probably set the whole house on fire

[oifaaa]

Assumption: if we lived in an Omegaverse world you’d be a low tier beta

False? -why is this oddly insulting why am I insulted to be called a low tier omegaverse beta

[t-errifier]

sending anon hate to people & then admitting you did it - acting like you still have the moral high ground? brooo, go outside. i don't understand the mindset, i really don't.

[kedreeva]

Different person, but how talkative should one be to join your farm discord? It takes me a while to build up enough courage to talk in discords; but I’m really interested in birds and am thinking about getting quail down the line instead of getting more chickens.

You don't need to talk at all if you prefer to just hang out, and you can talk as much as you please if you're chatty. There's no rules about having to talk.

To help you out before you go in so you know what to expect, there are two main sets of channels- the farm set and the off the farm set; the farm set is mostly for talking about longfeather lane updates, BUT I'm perfectly happy to discuss relevant topics in those channels. I'd just like for those channels to stay, you know, relevant to their topics, since there are people there just for updates and information on specific topics.

The off the farm channels are set up for folks to chat and hang out about non-longfeather-lane stuff (general chat, posting pets, fandom, gaming, writing, that kind of thing). I have it set up so that photos from others can only be posted in these channels, to avoid any confusion about longfeather lane animals/happenings. I some of these channels muted so they don't constantly go off since people do get chatty in those, but I'm happy to be pinged to come chat!

Both of these sets you can opt into or out of, so if you JUST want to hang out in the farm updates for a bit before accessing the general chat channels, you can (or you never have to if you prefer), or vice versa.

There are only a few rules that amount to "be civil and PG-13" and "take your bitching/gloom-and-doom and elsewhere."

[poademeron]

The fact julie plec is still triggered over bonkai and bamon is showing the power them ships have

100%

[wonder-worker]

"Administratively, too, [...] queens were considered the legal lords of their landholdings. [...] Grants noted that the queen's officials had administrative autonomy without being subject to the king or anyone else, and evidence of the same assumption can be gleaned from court rolls that were recorded with headings indicating the lord of the manor whose court proceedings were being enrolled. As an example, some court rolls for the manor of Haveringatte-Bower specified that it was the court of [Margaret of Anjou] that was in session, while later rolls recorded Elizabeth Woodville as the lord of the manor court."

— Michele Seah, "My Lady Queen, the Lord of the Manor': The Economic Roles of Late Medieval Queens", Parergon, Volume 37, Number 2, 2020.

[champmorado]

miadilfshipping gives me "y/n x ceo" vibes

[saveadancejustforyou]

What’s this I hear about croydon bowcat lmaoooo what is that

Apparently aaron got that nickname back a day in his slutty galavanting era