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stanleys-marsh · 23 days ago

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OKAYYYY, here's my south park headcanons about some characters' future careers:

— stan: for a long time he thought about being a veterinarian, but he realized that he wouldn't have the stomach to see injured animals without losing his mind lol

so he started to develop an interest in psychology, because of his personal issues, and he wanted to focus on child psychology.

(i also think he would just want an okay job that pays well, too. as long as he can buy his board games whenever he wants, he's happy lol)

— kyle: lawyer, which seems super cliché because of his father, but he really wanted to make a difference somehow. things def don't go how he expected, i imagine him inevitably having to take on cases where he knows the person is guilty but having to prove their innocence, and how that affects him. or cases where the person is innocent, but he wasn't enough to get them acquitted.

it's a really fucked up type of career, i think it suits him because of these issues.

— kenny: i really like scientist kenny from post-covid! at school he always did well in subjects involving science, he's just a huge nerd about it, so he decided this was the path he wanted to go, although it is not easy at all because he is poor.

— cartman: he went to a business school, and he was a good student just because he was going to use his knowledge for shady stuff lol

eventually, he needed kyle to get him out of jail. at first, kyle swore up and down that he wouldn't help him because he knew cartman was guilty, but then he gave in.

— butters: he gives me art teacher vibes, or just kindergarten teacher 😭 but i also like to think he helped cartman with his shady business without knowing that it was illegal. he ended up in jail too, god bless.

— wendy: journalist. and she just doesn't sleep. she gets so obsessed when she does her articles.

and she has dyslexia, so she keeps asking stan how to spell words. could she just google it? yes, but she likes to ask him, and he doesn't mind.

— craig: well, his most famous headcanons are him working at NASA, but I'm thinking he tried to follow that, but it didn't work out, so he became a physics teacher. as soon as he could, he started to work in a college as a professor tho, he doesn't have patience for teenagers.

another thing i thought about is that he works in the most boring job possible, but he just wants to have enough money to pay the bills and have a good life, (not much different from what I said about stan too).

— tweek: he spent a long time saying he wasn't going to take over Tweak Bros., but at some point he thought "damn, we make good money with the coffeehouse...", and then he finally accepted to become the new boss because in that economy, there's no way to refuse that.

he went to a business school, too.

— clyde: he never even wanted to go to college, partly out of laziness, partly because he had no interest in any specific career.

but like the good nepobaby that he is, he just started working at his dad's shoe store, and that was it.

— jimmy: he does stand-up, but he's a journalist, too. nothing much different from when he was a kid, his passion for it has only grown. him and wendy worked together a lot times.

— tolkien: the only one i can't think of anything specific 😭 he's already rich asf, so maybe he'll use his money to just study the things he likes, without necessarily having a job in the field.

#thats it #some things i went into more depth #other things its just vibes lol #lina talks #south park #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #wendy testaburger #tweek tweak #craig tucker #eric cartman #butters stotch #jimmy valmer #clyde donovan #tolkien black #too many people jesus #headcanons

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wildwren · 9 months ago

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save me nicola's bts film photos. nicola's bts film photos save me

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#bridgerton #bridgerton cast #bridgerton bts #bridgerton season 3 #nicola coughlan #luke newton #polin #masali baduza #victor alli #claudia jessie #luke thompson #ruth gemmell #martins imhangbe #emma naomi #jonathan bailey #harriet cains #that was too many people to tag jesus christ

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revvethasmythh · 11 months ago

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You know, I think there's something so, so insidious to the idea that Orym's perspective of the Vanguard is "flawed/human" or that him repeatedly reminding his friends what the Vanguard does (kill innocents to achieve their means) "blocks nuance" in the conversation, etc, because it implies that, in this mythical "objective" perspective that apparently exists, the Vanguard aren't so bad. If only Orym could put aside his petty grievances, such as the murder of his father and husband, and let people be nuanced about this situation, he'd see there's two sides to this story. And why discount the Vanguard's perspective just because *checks notes* they're a massive, manipulative cult that preys on vulnerable people to join their ranks and turns them to violence, or that they work with a centuries-old fascist eugenicist literally mind-controlling psychic government with the goal of freeing a creature that could very well destroy the world as we know it and even if it doesn't, will leave an enormous power vacuum for that fascist government to potentially occupy when they invade Exandria?

I think there's some misconception people have that they think war shouldn't ever be personal and if it does become personal for someone then their logic is too clouded by their feelings to see the situation clearly, just automatically. And perhaps sometimes, in some contexts, this can be true! But not here. It's actually quite cut and dried that Orym's "flawed, human" perspective is the one reminding everyone of the human cost to Ludinus' grand plans, all in the name of so called "progress"

#not to mention so many of the people i see saying stuff like this are the first to call you misogynist for hot takes such as #''liliana seems untrustworthy and in WAY too deep in this cult in a ways that is actually genuinely scary''#i'm so serious about this you guys. this is an autoblock topic for me. if i see people talking shit they are GONE #i'm done with the orym discourse i am sick of it #thankfully i haven't seen much of it on tumblr but GOD on twitter. jesus god in motherfucking heaven #cr spoilers #not really but just in case

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shitty-proendo-blackout-posts · 5 months ago

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endos are systems.

you are cool. YOU. ARE. A. SYSTEM.

#endo safe <3

#“can we also talk about the fact that people with safe & healthy households WANT TRAUMA?” yeah actually lets talk about that #because the people who “want trauma” *are* actually traumatized! but (like with many cases of trauma) they dont remember it.#what they *want* is an explanation. a reason for why theyre like this.#anyone who has had an undiagnosed disorder knows the feeling of thinking you're just broken. and wanting nothing more than an explanation.#this is also why some people find themselves in the radqueer community. i know this isnt something i talk about much but its relevant here.#you feel like you should have trauma but you dont have any? thats okay! there a term for that! you're not broken! you're not alone!#theres an welcoming community of people just like you! where you can be accepted for who you are! no matter what!#“people from safe and healthy households want trauma” no we dont. we want an explanation.#i hate talking about radqueers but i used to id as transharmed in many ways and ended up actually being traumatized‚#i feel like its important to include that angle.#lol.exe #blackout poetry #pro endo #endo safe #endo friendly #jesus christ i talk too much

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chirpsythismorning · 5 months ago

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Yeah a teaser dropping on ST day would be cool. But can we agree that a DNA board reveal would be infinitely better?

#byler #stranger things #st5 predictions #st5 dna board #yes I know a dna board reveal doesn’t qualify as like major promo since most fans want something visual and real #and so it’s likely we’ll get a teaser regardless #which is great #but I’m just imagining the rest of the day being subpar in terms of stuff for us to actually analyze outside of the teaser #they released the s4 dna board during lockdown and a couple months before they even finished writing it #so s5’s board is definitely finalized by now #and it would cost them nothing…#well i mean technically it could cost them everything 😭#it’s just a matter of how on the nose they were about some of the titles it features #and if they’re willing to risk sharing that at this time when there’s still a year until release #i could see a decent amount of films on it being incriminating on so many different fronts #but I could also see some super random stuff in the mix that would distract people from reading into the incriminating stuff #it’s just something that could actually keep us busy analyzing for a while #a teaser would be everything we need rn #but the dna list is what I actually want 😭#i’ve been working on my own st5 dna board wishlist bc I’m so impatient for this #i’m gonna post it tomorrow #it’s time #and in the case they do reveal the dna board next week I want to have mine ready to see if there are any matches #i’ve also been working on my st5vision playlist for nearly 2 years now (jesus) and it’s time to share that too #soon!!

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beartes22 · 3 months ago

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Season 2 Jayce with season 1 Viktor this, beard Jayce with young Viktor that….fools, all of you. I raise you, season 2 arc 2 Viktor and season 1 Jayce.

#like…not putting Viktor in his whole machine herald get up not because this would not work on season 1 Jayce. it would. we all know it would #I just have a terrible weakness for Jesus viktor with his grape blu hextech body and the blanket as a tunic #what a look I mean #but yeah. young enthusiastic dreamer Jayce that just wants to bring magic back into the world Mets very much magical and balayage hair Vik?#Viktor is eating him for breakfast. he is having a tea (science) party in the cosmos everyday with this young fascinated Jayce #he is explaining the wonders of the universe non stop until Jayce has a nerd meltdown and just catapult himself into Viktor’s arms #Jayce being like a yappy chihuahua to whoever doesn’t notice Viktor is the best thing ever #(he is inoffensive but very annoying and loud about it)#and getting very angry about it ‘he killed people jayce!’ ‘he did not! he just make himself their life support! because he is so supportive!#Viktor is just like spiraling at top speed but without actually moving bc season 1 Jayce has so many questions and he has to answer them all #so logically the world has to wait for Viktor to fix it bc first he has to explain to Jayce how it works #season 1 Jayce accidentally saving the world bc of the joy of discovery! viktor slowly being like wait…I ain’t dying anymore no need to rush #and being like let’s learn everything about a butterfly and then try and recreate it with magic or sth #and then they try some other things and Viktor realizing slowly (by the time they have a hextech zoo or sth) that his way #does not truly bring life or evolves for life but stagnates it. the beings cannot adapt cannot grow cannot change and thus are not alive #and Jayce being all ‘oh no what about you?’ and ‘I will love you forever’ and ?you are so intelligent pls devour me carnally’ idk #the way the stumble into the joy of a fix it bc they are too busy nerding out - also Viktor realizing Jayce still has human needs and all #and realizing those allowances are not weakness - this is a reach he would never do that but oh well this is also fanfic.#ANYWAY. season 2 Viktor season 1 Jayce! hear me out!!#jayvik #arcane #jayce talis #viktor arcane

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eightspringdays · 6 months ago

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People who infantilize autistic coded characters are the weakest link in society's chain.

How are you gonna look at this mf

And then tell me he's too uwu to do anything. Open your eyes, expand your brain; he thinks of the MCnasty too. Let him say fuck !!!!

#and even if he doesn't think of the mcnasty because thats also valid he is still a fucking ADULT jesus fucking christ #his trains arent the only thing he can get railed WHO SAID THAT #HE CAN CHOO CHOO IN MANY WAYS #i kinda hate that even after aaaalll this years the same stereotype prevails so bad like even when people do write him in serious things #he still gets infantilized like 'uwu he doesn't know anything too pure too saint' bitch look at me in my gay eyes and tell me he #didn't look at mello's leather covered ass when he went to pick up his photo that's why he didn't turn y'all can't see my vision #anyway rant over because i could do a ted talk about this shit but i won't because i get easily angry at how bad people see my fav character #my damn point is that if u infantilize near then i suggest u to read the manga again my man has fucking HOBBIES but aint a child #peace out🙂‍↔️✌🏻

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tortilla-of-courage · 6 months ago

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I'm grateful to have known you.

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momentomori24 · 3 months ago

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Ngl, playing from the perspective of the antagonist and disruptive character in the group is both a blessing and a curse. It's a unique and refreshing experience that I really enjoy, but goddamn some people really do be chugging that Damon delulu juice a little too much. "Beneath a veil of hypocrisy" is the title for a reason.

#danganronpa #project eden's garden #p:eg #p:eg spoilers #damon maitsu #what about “asshole character” and “very unreliable and warped perspective” do you not understand #same thing legit goes for eva. the way i see too many people take her at her word for things when it can so easily be disproven is baffling #this isn't just about the way i see people see and talk about wolfgang the same way damon and eva do btw (although it's a big part of it)#like obviously i get why that is because we see the world through his eyes and get into his thought process the most #but you have to remember that damon's the same asshole who thought the group hated him for “speaking the truth” like he's jesus christ #and eva genuinely thought they hated her for lying about her talent and that wolfgang would accuse her of murder without evidence #those are obviously not truths but evidence of their victim complex and unwillingness to recognise their own mistakes like y'all???#momento rambles

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seukorei · 1 year ago

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You should draw the loml Chuuya please 🫶

sorry ely i know u asked this like 6 months ago however every chuuya i doodle someone ends up as a fully rendered piece on accident somehow so you can just take ur pick 😔

#thoughts and prayers #jesus christ #i am so flabberghasted by 1 #how many goddamn times ive drawn chuuya #and 2 #MY COMPLETE AND UTTER LACK OF ARTSTYLE CONSISTENCY???#WHY DO LIKE #50% OF THESE LOOK LIKE THEY WERE ALL DRAWN By COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE #these are in order btw from most recent to the beginning of 2023 #and #???????#i literally cannot draw anything consistently apparently BYE #i wanna do a collage with dazai too actually idk i think ive drawn him more?#hes probably even more inconsistent though #these aren't even all the chuuyas ive drawn theres more i just hate the art

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bookinit02 · 8 months ago

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realizing i do this thing that i really really hate which is when i’m originally super excited about something but the default reaction is something negative i’ll eventually just start spouting off a million disclaimers every time i bring it up. like yeah i’m majoring in creative writing haha don’t worry i know i’m never gonna make any money haha i’m definitely going to just get a practical job and publish on the side maybe if i’m lucky!! like NO bitch have some confidence in yourself😭😭 goddamn i’m such a pushover

#did this with minnesota too #i was so excited to move and it was my top choice state #and so many people reacted negatively that now every time i tell someone i’m moving im automatically like #yeah it’s gonna be really cold!! haha probably won’t survive the winter!!#which is like. TRUE but i hate that those statements now override my original excitement #anyway was thinking about this bc my mom now knows about my major #which means i had to hear her ex boyfriend bitching about how im never going to make any money #in the middle of our living room at 9 am #like. thanks for the input patrick. jesus #anyway idk if this is relatable im just tired #personal

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abigmessofablog · 8 days ago

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i love you, characters who have the explicit purpose of representing entire concepts in the narrative. i love you, characters bigger than themselves. i love you allegorical characters. i love you characters so wrapped in metaphor and the creator philosophizing through you it eclipses you as a "person," i love you characters who haunt the narrative long after you're gone. i love you characters who are doomed because the thing that they represent are doomed. i love you characters who are more lesson then character.

#character analysis #examples include #the brothers K and their respective deals #characters who die because they're “too good for this sinful earth” or to represent the death of innocence or whatever (too many examples)#jesus figures who preach forgiveness and good chirsitian values #and then die tragically (ex: Helen Burns from Jane Eyre is the first one who jumps to mind fsm)#characters who represent whole political views that are obviously just so the author can give their opinions through them #(Enjolras and Grantaire in Les Mis representing the headstrong young revolutionary and the cynic who “doesn't believe in anything”)#characters who explicitly represent or subvert specific archetypes (all 7 of the characters from If We Were Villians)#(ie Richard Stirling as the “tyrant” and James Farrow as the "(tragic) hero” and how those two roles play off of each other)#(especially in the specific context of the Shakespearen tragedy with those two)#two characters who parallel each other and represent “good” and “bad” Black/White Swan style #whatever #I'm sure other people can come up with other examples this is off the top of my head and barely coherent #my posts #originally i had a rant about javert (les mis) in here but although i find him fascinating as a CHARACTER i wanna punt him into the sun #so he doesn't get an i love you LMAOOOOOOOO

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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now i aint ever had no one on the enemy team call me out.... lol ...... abysmal they say this right as the mvp screen pops up too.....

#marvel rivals #snap chats #the line of Thank You in the chat PLEASe ... my bad for always thanking my supports erjALKAJ #just got the mag skin so its only reasonable i focus on getting my wanda hours up JRLKJAJi i need that lord icon ....#tbh getting mvp as wanda isnt hard considering you get credit for Breathing on an enemy but we take them regardless #stats not even that crazy tbh like i avg 25-30 elims as wanda durin my good games... like surprising i didnt die more i guess but jvLEKJLAK #i think at this point ive got a healthy grasp on how to use wanda. very fun lady :) i love her very much #even with her ult im. at least good at Not Dying when using it vjLKJKLAJ when playin an FPS Not Dying is the best you can do #stats dont mean too much to me tbh like yeah they can be an indication to how much value someones MAYBE giving #but they never give the full story .... ive had games where all our stats were Less Than Ideal but we won by just playin objective..#do you know. how many people Dont play objective. jesus christ it drives me mad #i get pushing ahead if its payload but at least be NEARBY so help me lord #anyway whats funny is that i considered recording my matches today right before i went into this one #lol. lmao even. prob my best wanda game i fear .... not gonna get better than this jVLKEKLAJ #ok bye bye im gonna go finish a thing i sketched last night then ima work

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hoverboards-and-dragons · 11 months ago

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Just imagine a family dinner with both sides of lucifers' family it would be so awkward.😂

ACTUALLY, Thank God(literally) that Lilith has no family Lucifer bringing in more than enough in law drama for the both of them, why is he so damn adoptable

I think Charlie would single handedly hold that entire table together and by extension the entire realm because a fight between the seven princes and queen of hell and the seven princes and king of heaven, even a tiny little spat, would rip whatever realm is was in to pieces

I'm trying to imagine where they would host, probably not heaven but would it be funnier in hell or on earth?

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel lilith #hellaverse #hazbin hotel headcanons #lucilith #hazbin hotel archangels #yes. seven princes of heaven #Jesus is there too #to me<3 #if this also includes the hotel I think there's just objectively too many people for it too me awkward #the pure chaos would overwhelm it #I guess the other two og humans almost count as Liliy's family?#if you squint #Adam has asshole in law vibes

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grim333z · 9 days ago

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Should I write more RARL.

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