#tony/peter/harley
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ikarakie · 10 months ago
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if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light
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marionluth · 6 months ago
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Harley: Wanna know what would be really cool?
Peter: Honestly, I don't think I wanna know, no.
Harley: Being shot
Tony: No!
Peter: Been there, done that. Not particularly cool either…
Tony: You’ve been what?
Peter:
Harley: No, no! BEING SHOT. As in being the one… shot… at someone! As in human projectile with the speed of a bullet!
Peter:
Tony:
Harley: I mean… think of the damage here…
Peter: *sitting up* This holds promise.
Tony: No!
Peter: We'd have to take into account a ton of stuff, mass and volume of human projectile…
Harley:...energy source and force distribution…
Peter:... Acceleration curve, g force tolerance…
Harley:... trajectory and stability…
Peter: I'm bringing the whiteboard!
Tony: NO!
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thewrittenpodcast · 6 months ago
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Peter: can we get a puppy
Tony: no
Peter: why
Tony: we have Harley
Peter: but Harley isn't a puppy
Harley, spinning in circles trying to lick his elbow:
Peter:
Peter: never mind I see your point
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erinwantstowrite · 1 month ago
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told y'all i was gonna draw this
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ironspidersblog · 3 months ago
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Dear parents,
Just because your child is smiling at their phone doesn't mean they have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Maybe they're just looking at pictures of irondad
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definitelyincorrect · 3 months ago
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Tony: Why did you get here so late?
Harley: Well…
Peter: We were in the elevator for fifteen minutes panicking thinking we were stuck
Harley: Only to find out that neither of us pushed the button.
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definitly-not-harley-keener · 3 months ago
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Peter Parker: (works longer than agreed upon)
Tony Stark: GeT oUT your TimE iS oVEr!!!
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marvel-lous-guy · 7 months ago
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Tony: what is E=MC²
Peter: Energy= Monster × Coffee
Harley: Energy= maraujana × coke
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anyaharveyii · 7 months ago
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No, because what were the odds that Tony ended up having three separate kids (Harley, Peter, and Morgan), but none of them met until AFTER Tony's death?
Damn it, Marvel, you wasted a perfectly good concept for a movie or spin-off series.
Harley and Peter being jealous of each other initially but then becoming best friends after figuring their shit out?
Peter showing Harley around NYC for the first time, once as Peter and once as Spider Man?
Peter freaking out when Tony and Pepper announce that they're expecting because he's never been an older sibling and Harley coming through with that older-sibling advice?
Harley and Peter trying to explain the importance of secret identities to this literal child who just wants her juice pops, please?
And all those babysitting adventures?
*sighs*
You screwed the pooch, Marvel.
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spooky-lil-spider-enjoyer · 7 months ago
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Don't think about Peter seeing a strange sad kid around his age at his mentor's funeral. Don't think about Peter summoning his inner spiderman even in one of the lowest points of his life and walking over to the boy. Because that's what heros do, they help people. 
Don't think about Peter trying to make idle conversation by asking how he knew Tony, expecting something similar to his situation. Well, not the secret superhero and avengers thing, but that he was one of Starks interns or assistants or something like that.
Maybe do think about Harley wiping a sniffly nose and telling the kind boy his story, the story of The Mechanic who taught him to stand up for himself, the Super Hero who saved him from the weird exploding bomb guys, and Tony. The man who had panic attacks and PTSD over New York. The man who gave a 11 year old a lesser version of a flash grenade to let him stay the night in his barn. The man who turned said barn into his personal wonderland once he left. And the man who kept in touch with him over the years through letters and phone calls and maybe an occasional facetime.
Think about Peter letting out a wet chuckle and wiping his teared up eyes at the story. “That sounds like Mr. Stark.” He would say as the boys exchanged stories of the acclaimed “Iron Man.”
Think about Stark's two smartest not-technically-technically-kids bonding over the memory's of Tony, the real Tony. The Tony who set up a STEM lab for Harley, the Tony who grounded Peter because he got a little too close to dangers edge, who saw a little too much of himself in those boys.
The Tony who helped spark both their dreams and fed the fire until he died. And even in death, he's their Hero. He always will be. Maybe do think about that. Think about the Starks, biological or not.
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TONY: Stephen and I--
PETER: Are getting married?
STEPHEN: No, we--
HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.
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ikarakie · 1 year ago
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tony’s been dreaming of the day peter and harley meet, because he just knows they’ll get on like a house on fire.
he, however, certainly doesn’t expect their first meeting to be them getting kidnapped together, over 900 miles apart. he also doesn’t expect the frantic phone call he gets two sleepless days later, from their kidnapper, begging him to please come get the kids because they’re so fucking irritating.
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thewrittenpodcast · 6 months ago
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Peter, Tony, and Harley are playing poker. Harley is winning
Tony: Aw, come on.
Peter: It’s not fair! They don’t even know what we’re playing!
Harley: Go Fish?
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minimarvelh · 6 months ago
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Peter: yeah, like when my guinea pig ran away. My mom told me he might come back.
Everyone: aww🥹
Peter: but he didn’t
Everyone: ohh🥺🥺
Harley: probably snake at-
Tony *covering Harley’s mouth* snake at-ehh-admired your guinea pig and they became friends
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ironspidersblog · 4 months ago
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Tony’s only taller than one of his sons and I know he’s pissed about it
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tonystark-official · 9 months ago
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For clarification, Keener, Parker, Spidey, and Morgan are my kids. Three of them just aren't my kids.
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