#tony cinematic universe

[daisy-mooon]

Tony Stark: I have to babysit Peter Parker. He's a bit annoying. I guess he's alright.

Carol Danvers: Everyone clap for Kamala Khan right now or I'm blowing this fucking building up with you all inside of it.

[that-pjo-obsessed-b1tch]

Loki (whispering to Peter Parker): Good job on the mission today Spiderling.

Peter (whispering back) : Thank you Mr Loki. Why are we whispering?

Loki (still whispering): I want Thor to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Peter (looking at Thor): This is realy funny Mr Loki.

Loki (also looking at Thor): I'm glad you agree.

Thor, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

Tony, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

{Thor proceeds to yeet himself out the nearest window, the last sound he heard was Loki's hysterical laughter)

[ivvyela]

listen idk what to think of rdj as doctor doom but i DO know the irondad & spider-son ao3 tag is about to get crazy

[enthyrea]

missing the it girls of marvel on this day<3

[avengerscompound]

Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark My favorite looks in each movie

[sergeant-no-specs]

stony au where they send steve to spy on tony instead of nat:))

best idea of my life tbh

1/?

part 2 is up!

[chaxan08]

Steve: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Bruce: Weight loss? Drink water.

Tony: Clear skin? Drink water.

Natasha: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Everyone:

[ineedsleepsoleavemealone]

back on my fast and furious bullshit. I want a Peter AU that's like May can't afford the rent after Ben's funeral and hospital bills, so Peter wants to help out. The last thing Ben taught Peter to do was drive. Since the spider bite gives him spider sense and fast reflexes, he tries street racing. And he's really good at it, so he starts racing for money so he can help May. He goes out at night as a street racer and Spider-Man almost every night, and tells May he got a night shift job or something idk.

All I can see is:

Tony: So you got superpowers and decided to fucking street race?

Peter: I needed the money! And I was Spider-Man!

Tony: You could've become a wrestler or something, but a street racer?!

Peter: Hey, I was amazing at racing!!

Tony: Apparently not amazing enough to avoid the cops.

[theocanhavemyheart]

Teacher: Your child was in a fight.

Tony: Oh no, that’s terrible!

Tony: Did they win?

[at1r1-park3r]

Peter; at school and just got in trouble: I swear I'm innocent!

Principal; not amused: That's it. Your aunt passed? I'm calling your parents.

Peter: Haha, good luck with that!

Principal: What?

Peter: My parents are DEAD! *unhinged laughter*

Principal: but I have their phone numbers....

[superheroesandspies]

Sam Rockwell Presents Robert Downey Jr. at the 2024 Academy Awards

Robert Downey Jr. wins Best Actor in a Supporting Role for the portrayal of Lewis Strauss in Oppenheimer.

[tonystark-official]

Kid, that is not "bisexual lighting." That is a police car. You are being chased.

[bebx]

from Iron Man mask to Doctor Doom mask. this man is the Marvel messiah 🙌🏻 hopefully we see him meet and interact with other Dooms from various timelines and hopefully Julian McMahon comes back too 💚

[ivvyela]

and i stand by it

[elficcionista]

The Russo Brothers return to direct Marvel Studios’ Avengers: Doomsday, starring Robert Downey Jr. as Doctor Doom. Only in theaters May 2026.

[avengerscompound]

Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark IRON MAN