#todd brotzman x reader

[multifandomwritings]

Hiii, I'd like to request a writing for how it would be to watch horror movies with dirk and todd ♡ Thankyouuu :D

I hope you like it! I included Bart lol :^)

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency | Watching horror movies with them would include:

Dirk:

- Gets super excited when you suggest watching a movie together. He'll happily hop onto the couch (not until there are popcorn/snacks available, of course), excited to see what you've picked

-...So when he realizes you've chosen a horror movie, he'll be less than enthusiastic. Really, Y/N? (sassy glare)

- Not that he's really opposed. As the story continues he'll become invested in the mystery and ~horror~ of it all. He'll be going on and on about the characters/plot/his theories on what sort of twists will happen until he finally gets so invested you just look over and he's transfixed on the screen (but also will snap out of it here and there just to judge people's bad choices throughout the movie lol)

- He's pretty easily frightened and startled, and might very well close his eyes at the squeamish parts, but he doesn't hate it

Todd:

- From this group, he'd easily be the best movie-watching partner. Won't talk as much (besides the occasional comment here and there) and will actually enjoy it, depending on what type of horror movie it is

- Makes snacks in advance and will lay out a spread of both your favorite random things to snack on while you watch together

- You smile over at him every time he jumps and he's just like what??? (embarrassed) (but also does the same to you so)

- Jokingly judges your taste in movies if it's your pick. Genuinely doesn't mind though but probably gets squeamish/tenses up if it's something too intense. If he likes you though he'll try to not let it bother him because he'd be set on impressing you and going along with your tastes x_x

Bart:

- Bart would go along with whatever you liked, curious to learn about things and wouldn't be choosy about what you did together

- However, it's best to pick a movie you've seen before unless you don't mind not being able to actually pay attention to the movie. Because she'll ask questions and talk from start to finish :^)

- Will get genuinely frightened (and loud) if it's a supernatural/jumpscare-filled horror movie (grabs your arm so hard at tense scenes it will throb for hours) but if it's a slasher or something, she'll sort of begin to identify with the killer lol

- However, she may or may not be sleeping the following night if it's the former. Stuff like that isn't real, is it? 👀

[deirdre-queen-blog]

[avian-kneecaps]

Hey guys, welcome to my TED talk.

The topic for today; I need more goddamn fanfic for Dirk Gently.

Please. I love him so much

LOOK AT HIM! THIS CONFUSED BEAN DESERVES ALL THE LOVE AND I WANT TO GIVE IT TO HIM

There's fanfiction for dating underage teenagers with like 0 personality but not for this lovable psychic man with a British accent who's actually of legal age?? Unacceptable. Go watch the show. Go show him love.

I have low blood sugar and a heart full of love for Dirk Gently. Thank you for reading.

[imagine-nation20]

Easy Isn't Worth It

Summary: With the new case getting exceedingly more dangerous, Dirk tries harder and harder to keep the reader out of it.

Request: By an anon and @lulu-102

lulu-102: Can you do a Dirk Gently oneshot where Dirk and the reader are dating and hes scared because she got hurt because of the case he was working on? (season 2 is where i thought up this idea)

Anon: HEYO ITS THE EXCITED DIRK GENTLY ANON so I decided to request some stuff so so I’m watching ep 6 of s2 and wowie is Dirk stressed out so can you do a thing where reader pulls him away and just like. Calms him down. Like. He deserves a bit of calm. Thanks!!

A/N: I combined these two since I thought they would fit well together, hope you don’t mind! Also, I felt that I should warn of panic attacks and violent descriptions. I AM ALSO SO SORRY THAT I HAVE BEEN AWAY SO LONG.

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This case was a weird one to say the least. People in trees, people in cars in trees, and alternate dimensions. The guy with pink hair and the crazy woman with a magic wand were seeming less and less worrisome with all these new problems. 

You wondered, if this was all effecting you this badly, what was it doing to Dirk? Sure, he had dealt with the last case pretty well, but that was before Blackwing had locked him up. You couldn’t imagine how much it had messed with him, and this case was just adding to the already towering pile of stress.

It all finally came to a halt when you got hurt. To be honest, you had suspected this would happen. Dirk had been a bit unstable, and frankly terrified, recently. He had even previously blew up at Todd, stating that the case was over and that no magic dimension existed.

He had snapped at you, saying that you weren’t fit to solve the case, that you were simply in the way, and that you should go back home and let them solve it alone. You knew he didn’t really mean what he said, yet it still stung like lemon juice in a wound, and left you feeling a bit empty. You knew that if you stayed in a room with him, you would get just as angry and retaliate, so you walked out of the police station. Tina asked you what was wrong as you stormed past her, but you ignored her question and continued out of the building.

The air was hot, yet somehow refreshing. The sun beat down on your skin, warming you up. As you looked up to the bright blue sky, you hear the door to the station open.

“I don’t want to talk about it, Tina.” You grumbled, rolling your eyes. 

“I don’t think my name is Tina, but... if you would like to try and guess again...” Dirk spoke softly, his tone painfully light. You turned your head slightly to look at his tall figure, still simmering a bit from the argument that took place moments before.

“No, I think I’m good. Apparently, I am a crap detective.”

“I never said that, I simply stated that this case was no longer safe, and I didn’t want you to get hurt while trying to solve it so you should just go and stay at a nice hotel far, far, far away from here.” He stated, looking at you, but your focus was pinned to a tall evergreen on the other side of the road, not wanting to look him in the eye. If you did, you would no longer be able to be mad, and the anger you felt would melt away.

“But you managed to say it in the most dickish way possible. Your skills are really truly astounding Dirk Gently.” It was silent after that, and he seemed to soak in your words. You snuck a glance at him, risking meeting his gaze due to curiosity. Unfortunately, that is precisely what happened. The minute you locked gazes, you say the worry, the hurt, and all the misery. Dirk really was bad at hiding what he was feeling.

“Hey, look, I understand you were worried. I get that, I really do, Dirk. It’s just...I can handle it. I’m not just going to up and leave all of you because a case gets a bit dangerous. We were dealing with crossbow-wielding minions and time travel when we met. A little dimensional civil war isn’t going to stop me from helping you,” You placed a hand on his cheek, leaning up and kissing his cheek. “You matter to me just as much as I matter to you. I love you and if you want me to not help on this case, well then you’ll have to drag me away kicking and screaming.”

His mouth hung open, his eyes wide. It was silent for a moment, the air around you completely still. His hands suddenly cradled your face, his eyes shining and mouth curling into an elated smile.

“Have I ever mentioned how much a love you, because it is a pretty big amount. I’d say even more than Todd loves Farrah, and we all know that is a lot.” You smiled at his rambling, studying his face, because with Dirk was right, no matter how much you told him not to worry. This case was getting more and more dangerous, and this may very well be the last time you see him.

~~~

Sorry if Dirk is out of character. I haven’t watched the show since it ended, so I am a bit rusty on his character.

[spiderrrling]

Partners In Crime - Tom Holland x Reader (Chapter 2)

Pairing - Mobster! Tom Holland x Reader (AU) (Mobster! Tom Holland)

Warnings - Swearing, mentions of sex / sexual themes, alcohol, smoking / drugs, violence

Word count - 1.8k

Additional notes - Sorry for any typos (I tried to find all of them)

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4  

Tom leaned back into his large leather office chair and clutching the crystal glass in his hand. The man in sitting on the other side of the desk was shifting his weight in his chair nervously tapping his fingers on his knee. Tom had been working him down for half an hour and he was about to break. Tom hated to be challenged him, he loathed when people thought they could break him or run him over. He remembered the way that Y/N had challenged a few day's ago.

The memory was glued to his brain. The way she had made Dan pay all cash right there and then. Just after Y/N pulled that stunt of hers Harrison had dragged her out of the club. The things she had done reminded him of everything she had accomplished before she was sent away.

"I am not going to lie to you Brotzman whenever you come in here you bring a fucking mess and you have not uttered a word in the last thirty minutes." Tom spoke slowly. "So this is what you are going to do. You are going to start talking and you are going to tell me how bad you fucked up this time and then you are going to pay me. Generously." He continued.

"I-I can't tell you what happened." Todd muttered. "If you don't tell me I can't help you." Tom stated.

"Y-you don't need to know what happened, I just need this person gone." Todd replied while sliding a slight bent up picture across the table. Tom picked up the picture and examined female photographed.

"Why the fuck do you need Y/N Osterfield gone?" Tom spat out. In the corner of his eye he saw Haz tense up.

"That is none of your fucking business Holland." Todd declared and leaned back in his chair.

"Haz get out." Tom did not even turn around, he just continued to look Todd dead in the eye. "No mate, I am not leaving this is about my sister." Harrison quickly replied. "Harrison I told you to get the fuck out of this room before it get's messy." Tom stated. "This concerns my fucking family so if someone is putting a bullet between his eyes it is going to me me." Harrison spoke slowly while looking down on Todd.

"Now, Todd. Why the fuck do you need her gone? And why the hell did you come to me about it?" Tom slowly stood up and started to make his way around the desk. "So Harrison is still your bitch I see?" Todd said. Haz ignored the comment and instead slowly started to make his way over to the man.

"Answer the question." Haz could tell by Tom's voice that he was getting impatient. "After what she did three years ago that crazy bitch is better of with a bullet between her eyes." He shifted in his chair. "Yeah, I know what really happened between her and the Cornell's. And you know that nothing over the last three years has changed she proved that with her stunt the other day. And that if you let her walk she will burn the Holland empire to the ground." Todd continued.

"What she did three years ago is not a reason to kill her." Harrison snapped. "You cannot think that what happened is enough reaso-." His speech was cut of. "Who else wants her dead?" Tom interrupted.

"I am doing you a favor, don't let history repeat itself Holland." Todd declaired. "Do us all a favor and get rid of he-" Todd never finished the end of his sentence. Tom pulled a gun on him and put a bullet between his eyes.

"Fucking prick." Tom spat. "Someone clean this up!" He yelled while exiting his office and slammed the door behind him.

-

Y/N pulled back the carpet in her old office. About half a meter from the edge of the desk there was a slightly miss colored stain. She lightly traced her fingers around the faded stain on the floor. She had no problems remembering the origin of the stain. The man that sat on the other side of the desk owed her money. She had only been eighteen at the time.

"I remember that guy. What was his name again? Stan Pines?" Y/N jumped at her brother's words. "Yeah, he was my first. Always remember your first." She stood up and kicked the carpet back into place.

"This is the first time I have been in here since I have been back." She looked around the room. It was filled with bookcases, there was pictures hanging on the dark mahogany walls and in the middle of the room there was a huge desk that held every piece of organized crime she had ever done.

"Mum and dad are not going to like that you are in here." Harrison remarked, she turned to him. "They hate that you continue to get involved with the mob."

"Then why do they let you Haz? How come you were allowed to run of with Tom and do what ever you wanted while I was locked up in Paris for three years?" Y/N spoke slowly and and clearly, making sure that he understood just how miserable she had been.

"Because I did not have a fucking psychiatric break down Y/N." His tone was serious and slightly rushed. She tensed up remembering the events she had caused. "T-that was not a break down. You k-know that. I-it was the cover story." Her voice was shaking.

"Come with me, Tom needs to talk to you." Harrison started to move out of the room. "We are not done here Haz." Y/N stood still like a statue. "Yes we are now hurry up." She could tell he was getting impatient. She gave in and followed Haz down the hallway.

-

The Osterfield siblings entered the Holland family mansion through the side doors that lead directly into Tom's office section. Harrison lead her to Tom's office, but she could walk this path in her sleep. Y/N made her way into the main office. It was expensive and old. It smelled of burnt out cigars and old papers. It was the same as before she left.

"Hello Tom, I was told she needed you speak to me." She greeted him. "Y/N, please sit down." He responded not even looking up at her. She walked through the room and sat down in the chair opposite to his desk.

"Last night I had a meeting with this person." He said as he slid a picture over the desk still not looking at her. "Ah yes Todd Brotzman, I remember him." Y/N picked up the picture and looked at the man.

"He came to me with one wish, he want's you dead and apparently so do other people." He spoke slowly. "What..." Tom's words took Y/N by surprise. Tom finally looked at her. His chocolate brown eyes met hers.

"Apparently the cover is starting to blow." He stated and Y/N could Haz tense up. "If the cover blows then I should be fine." She fired at him. "Paris did nothing for you did it?" Tom spat. "Paris was never necessary!" Y/N yelled at him.

"There are people in this mob that wants you dead and I want to know who." Tom said. "Everyone in this mob district would want me dead if that came out." Y/N answered his question. "Stop messing around Y/N tell me who the fuck would want a bullet in your skull." Tom spat at her.

"I don't fucking know Holland, I guess that everyone that is not involved with the Hollands." Y/N declared.  "After what happened three years ago-" His words were cut of. "Do you mean what actually happened or what you posed it as?" She fired at him.

"The cover up." Tom uttered. "After the cover up people are more afraid of me then ever, and when there is a monster under someone's bed, they kill it." Her words were quick and serious.

"Just fucking tell me who would want you dead Y/N." Tom demanded. Y/N abruptly stood up. "And I am telling you I don't fucking know!" She slammed her hand on the table.

"Why do you even care about this? Wouldn't you like if I was gone so that history wont repeat itself?" She spat out, her tone clearly annoyed. "You are a strong asset to the Holland empire, a pain in the ass but useful. You are also Harrison's sister" Tom uttered. "So I need you to tell us everything you know Y/N."

"Everything I know? I all ready told you, there are people here who want me dead and I can take care of myself." She said before storming out of the room.

-

"Some stunt you pulled there." Harry said before plopping down next to her and grabbing a beer from the mini fridge. "Though I would find you here." Y/N rolled her eyes at him. "You know that Tom hates to be challenged, so why do you continue to do it?"

"Because he challenges me and I wont let him win." She replied. "Whatever game the two of you are playing, please don't break my brother." Harry stated. "Yeah we will have to see about that." She said and took a swig from her beer.

"So you still come here when you need to cool of huh?" Harry asked. Y/N looked around the room she was currently in. She was sitting on a cream colored couch in the loft of the pool house. The room was long and triangular, the couch was placed in the middle of the room facing a large TV. "This is the only place I could think to come." Y/N responded.  

"It is like you have been frozen in time, still the same Y/N." Harry chuckled and took a sip of his beer. "Same me, no matter how much they tried to brain wash me in Europe." She uttered and shifted in her seat.

"What did they do to you in Paris?" Harry asked. Y/N took another big swig from her beer.  "You have to get me a lot more drunk for me to tell you that." She responded. "Then let's get you more drunk." Harry said, shifting in his seat. "What happened in that hellhole stays in that hellhole." She laughed.

"But, seriously Y/N what happened three years ago?" The tone of Harry's voice went from play full to serious in a matter of seconds. "You don't know?" Y/N frowned. "I know the ridiculous cover up."    

"I have been trying to put it together, but I am missing something." Harry remarked. "Just stick to the cover Harry. It is better for everyone." Y/N got up from the couch. "But, I could hel-" He started. "Harry just stay out of it" she said before she left.

[multifandomwritings]

Hello :D I'd like to make a request for dirk gently and todd brotzman (and other characters if you write for them 👉👈 amanda, farah, bart, rowdy 3... if not that's ok!) and what it would be like doing fun christmas activities with them :) for example: seeing christmas lights, building snowmen, ice skating, making gingerbread houses, etc! you don't have to do all of those of course, just giving you some ideas for what I had in mind! thank you so much <33

Will do, hope you like it! (I simplified it a little to just Christmas with them, included some of that though! Hope that's okay!) And I just included Dirk, Todd and Bart here (only because I am running out of time lol) but I made them a little more detailed for that reason. I hope that's okay! Happy holidays! ^^

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency | Spending Christmas with them would include:

Dirk:

- Dirk would be so enthusiastic about the holiday, especially knowing you wanted to try different Christmas activities with him. Out of everyone, he'd be most likely to want to check every box and do everything on your list, willing to try just about anything

- Has a whole ice skating date planned that ends quickly when he falls and hurts himself. Would want to so badly to be good at it but wouldn't x-x

- Will absolutely wear ugly Christmas sweaters/overly festive outfits throughout the season, if only to get a smile out of you. In fact will probably get you matching things if the opportunity arises!

- If you get into Christmas a lot and want to include him in several activities/traditions he'd be so happy and grateful. Another character I write for that probably hasn't had much festivity in his life like that, in a comfortable environment around people he cares about. He'd be constantly cheerful and enthusiastic for that reason, hoping to make it special for you, almost as if to repay you for wanting to include him. Really happy to spend Christmas with you, simply put :')

- Gets you something thoughtful and sweet as a Christmas gift, but would have a hard time having the patience to actually wait until Christmas to give it to you. Would adore anything you gave him and would actually be really touched and like all wide-eyed and sheepish

Todd:

- Christmas with Todd is a little more on the casual side. He'd get into it for your sake, but still, lots of cozier/more at home sorts of activities

- Christmas movie marathons, gingerbread house decorating, helps you bake cookies, those sorts of things. The second you go outside though he'd like, hunker over and cross his arms, quickly getting too cold (how cute would it be to give him your hoodie/coat?? 🥺)

- Walks/drives around the city to look at lights! Only if you're both bundled up comfortably though. He'd actually be a lot of fun during this sort of thing, somehow knowing all the best spots and neighborhoods throughout to see lights

- Cozy pajama day on Christmas itself, hanging around the house and opening presents and maybe watching your favorite Christmas movies together. Will (attempt) to make you your favorite breakfast as a surprise :')

- A small but heartfelt gift-giver, maybe even making something by hand, or giving you something that's sort of 'your thing' if that makes sense. Personal and sweet, and very grateful for anything you give him, not really expecting anything

Bart:

- Genuinely doesn't know what half the stuff you want to do around the holidays is, or at least, doesn't have a very clear idea of it. Still, willing to try! (Would actually like the holiday a lot, I think, and would be all enthusiastic and intrigued by everything)

- So excited when it starts to snow, would immediately want to go outside and be in it. And when it accumulated enough for it, would 100% want to make a snowman (or rather, would actually want to just go out and mess around in it, but if *you* suggested it she'd be happy to) gives it a name and treats it very respectably :')

- Would stay in the snow too long and end up feeling miserable because of the cold so half your Christmas would be trying to help her feel better lol

- Hot chocolate and Christmas movie marathons! Would love hot cocoa and any kind of Christmas goodie actually. Not the most helpful when it comes to making them but very happy and willing to try anything you make :^)

- Would be so thankful for whatever you gave her, and would keep it on her at all times especially if it was something small/wearable. Not usually one to care much for 'things' but if it was from you she'd love it

[imagine-nation20]

Doing A Holistic

Summary: Reader wakes up covered in water in a random hotel room. When she meets a strange detective and his Assist-friend, she realizes she may have landed in the safest place, and met the people she felt had the highest chance of finding her way home.

Request: Hey! I was wondering if you could do a DGHDA fic where the reader watches the show and was transported into dirk and Todd’s dimension. And maybe ya know a little fluff *wink

Requested By: A Lovely Anon

A/N: A Dirk x reader if you squint really hard. sorry it is so short, but i will make another part if someone wants it.

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Waking up in a hotel covered in water was surprisingly not the strangest thing to ever happen to you, but it ranked pretty high on the list. You had first woken when a knock sounded from the door and you jumped up in bed. You weren’t expecting anyone over, and these sheets felt surprisingly unfamiliar. Glancing around bleary-eyed, you panicked at the sight of a room that was most definitely not your’s.

The knock sounded again, this time more urgent, and you scrambled from the bed to the door. It was a hotel room, that much you could tell, but how you had gotten there was the real question. You peered out through the peephole, seeing a horrifying but familiar sight.

“Dear lord I must be dreaming...” You mumbled, staring out at the tall detective in his bright yellow leather jacket. Standing next to him was an oddly calm and normal looking Todd Brotzman. “Yep, totally dreaming. Well, might as well get this over with.”

You swung the door open, being greeted by a very cheery Dirk Gently.

“Hi...!” he said, mirroring the way he had when he first met Todd. “I’m-”

“Dirk Gently. He’s Todd Brotzman, yeah, I know who you are.” Their eyes widened and Todd leaned in.

“Are you from the future? Are you apart of project blackwing? Are you...a shark kitten?” Your held tilted, hand going to the door frame for you to lean on.

“Do I look like either a shark or a kitten to you?” You asked incredulously. Todd backed up, stammering as he shook his head. You tried to hold it in, but you ended up bursting into laughter. It caused you to bend over, both hands placed onto your knees. Dirk glanced to Todd, his hand shielding his mouth from your direction.

“Did we just knock on the door of a crazy person who somehow knows us?” You straightened up after he said that, looking to him. He was a lot taller in person, hair combed neatly but still a bit out of place.

“I’m not crazy. I’m from an alternate universe where your life is a TV show.” It was dead silent, Todd silent with shock. Dirk tilted his head, looking like he was about to say something before deciding against it.

“Oddly enough, not the weirdest thing to happen to us recently.” You smiled at the detective,  brushing off your clothes.

“I know, that’s why I told you. Now, which case is this?” Todd’s eyebrows shot up.

“There are multiple cases involving me?” He pointed to himself. You patted his shoulder, leaning in.

“Please, every case involves you. You know how it goes. You can’t control destiny. I have no doubt though that you will both figure out this case and help me get back home.” Dirk walked to you studying your face.

“And why is that?” A smile crept onto your own lips, eyes shining with mirth.

“Because you’re Dirk Gently and Todd Brotzman. It’s what you guys do.” Dirk seemed to stumble on his words a bit, not quite gripping the situation. Todd seemed just as confused, but you simply smile and walked past them, whistling. It took you a few dozen steps to realize they weren’t following. You turned back, eyebrow raised.

“Coming?” You turned back, heading to the elevator. Dirk glanced at Todd, a smile stretching across his face.

“I like her.”

[imagine-nation20]

Dirk Gently Imagine

Imagine Being One Of The Blackwing Projects And Being Able To See Parts The Future, But Only Dirk Gently’s Future

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BBC Dirk Gently Imagine

Imagine Being A Holistic Cop And Meeting Dirk, Todd, Amanda, And Farrah

[imagine-nation20]

Being Sick Around Dirk And Todd Would Include...

Requested By: Anon

Request: headcanons for being sick around todd and dirk? like, super sore throat, coughing all the time, cracking voice, headaches and just being light-headed? what would they do, how would they react? cuz honestly, me right now xD

A/N: I’m not that great at headcanons but I love them??? Im sorry.

~~~

-Ok, seriously, Dirk and Todd are both huge worry warts

-You saw Todd when Amanda was in trouble and Dirk when he thought Todd was in danger

-PREPARE TO BE BABIED

-You want to get out of bed to get something to eat?

-NOPE

-Sit your sick butt back down

-Dirk or Todd will take care of it

-And if they can’t?

-They make whatever poor soul is around do it

-We don’t mention the time the Rowdy 3 were the poor souls around

-Todd and Dirk regret it, ok?

-They’re sorry

-You want to watch something you don't own or isn't on atm?

-You will immediately have someone running out the door to get it for you

-Craving soup?

-What kind?

-It isn’t made around here?

-They will drive across country or special order it

-I wasn’t joking when I said you will be babied

-These two worry

-TBH, all the worrying will probably give them a heart attack before they’re 40

-Which worries you

[ceruleanrainblues]

This post is everything 👆

Hey guys, welcome to my TED talk.

The topic for today; I need more goddamn fanfic for Dirk Gently.

Please. I love him so much

LOOK AT HIM! THIS CONFUSED BEAN DESERVES ALL THE LOVE AND I WANT TO GIVE IT TO HIM

There’s fanfiction for dating underage teenagers with like 0 personality but not for this lovable psychic man with a British accent who’s actually of legal age?? Unacceptable. Go watch the show. Go show him love.

I have low blood sugar and a heart full of love for Dirk Gently. Thank you for reading.

[ceruleanrainblues]

Hi! I really like this beginning so far, very into character and I love to read more for sure!!😄💛💛

Doing A Holistic

Summary: Reader wakes up covered in water in a random hotel room. When she meets a strange detective and his Assist-friend, she realizes she may have landed in the safest place, and met the people she felt had the highest chance of finding her way home.

Request: Hey! I was wondering if you could do a DGHDA fic where the reader watches the show and was transported into dirk and Todd’s dimension. And maybe ya know a little fluff *wink

Requested By: A Lovely Anon

A/N: A Dirk x reader if you squint really hard. sorry it is so short, but i will make another part if someone wants it.

~~~

Waking up in a hotel covered in water was surprisingly not the strangest thing to ever happen to you, but it ranked pretty high on the list. You had first woken when a knock sounded from the door and you jumped up in bed. You weren’t expecting anyone over, and these sheets felt surprisingly unfamiliar. Glancing around bleary-eyed, you panicked at the sight of a room that was most definitely not your’s.

The knock sounded again, this time more urgent, and you scrambled from the bed to the door. It was a hotel room, that much you could tell, but how you had gotten there was the real question. You peered out through the peephole, seeing a horrifying but familiar sight.

“Dear lord I must be dreaming…” You mumbled, staring out at the tall detective in his bright yellow leather jacket. Standing next to him was an oddly calm and normal looking Todd Brotzman. “Yep, totally dreaming. Well, might as well get this over with.”

You swung the door open, being greeted by a very cheery Dirk Gently.

“Hi…!” he said, mirroring the way he had when he first met Todd. “I’m-”

“Dirk Gently. He’s Todd Brotzman, yeah, I know who you are.” Their eyes widened and Todd leaned in.

“Are you from the future? Are you apart of project blackwing? Are you…a shark kitten?” Your held tilted, hand going to the door frame for you to lean on.

“Do I look like either a shark or a kitten to you?” You asked incredulously. Todd backed up, stammering as he shook his head. You tried to hold it in, but you ended up bursting into laughter. It caused you to bend over, both hands placed onto your knees. Dirk glanced to Todd, his hand shielding his mouth from your direction.

“Did we just knock on the door of a crazy person who somehow knows us?” You straightened up after he said that, looking to him. He was a lot taller in person, hair combed neatly but still a bit out of place.

“I’m not crazy. I’m from an alternate universe where your life is a TV show.” It was dead silent, Todd silent with shock. Dirk tilted his head, looking like he was about to say something before deciding against it.

“Oddly enough, not the weirdest thing to happen to us recently.” You smiled at the detective,  brushing off your clothes.

“I know, that’s why I told you. Now, which case is this?” Todd’s eyebrows shot up.

“There are multiple cases involving me?” He pointed to himself. You patted his shoulder, leaning in.

“Please, every case involves you. You know how it goes. You can’t control destiny. I have no doubt though that you will both figure out this case and help me get back home.” Dirk walked to you studying your face.

“And why is that?” A smile crept onto your own lips, eyes shining with mirth.

“Because you’re Dirk Gently and Todd Brotzman. It’s what you guys do.” Dirk seemed to stumble on his words a bit, not quite gripping the situation. Todd seemed just as confused, but you simply smile and walked past them, whistling. It took you a few dozen steps to realize they weren’t following. You turned back, eyebrow raised.

“Coming?” You turned back, heading to the elevator. Dirk glanced at Todd, a smile stretching across his face.

“I like her.”

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Oh this is great!! Thank you for writing, I think this is excellent! !!❤💛💖🌼

Easy Isn't Worth It

Summary: With the new case getting exceedingly more dangerous, Dirk tries harder and harder to keep the reader out of it.

Request: By an anon and @lulu-102

lulu-102: Can you do a Dirk Gently oneshot where Dirk and the reader are dating and hes scared because she got hurt because of the case he was working on? (season 2 is where i thought up this idea)

Anon: HEYO ITS THE EXCITED DIRK GENTLY ANON so I decided to request some stuff so so I’m watching ep 6 of s2 and wowie is Dirk stressed out so can you do a thing where reader pulls him away and just like. Calms him down. Like. He deserves a bit of calm. Thanks!!

A/N: I combined these two since I thought they would fit well together, hope you don’t mind! Also, I felt that I should warn of panic attacks and violent descriptions. I AM ALSO SO SORRY THAT I HAVE BEEN AWAY SO LONG.

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