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SEASON 4 ROUND 2
NOTE: My Girlfriend's Not Here Today contains explicit sexual scenes and is centred on infidelity and toxic behaviour; it also depicts emotional abuse, misogyny and has some dubiously consensual sexual contact. LOVE-BULLET contains violent scenes and serious injury, as well as non-threatening gun violence and major character death.
#MATCHES#yuri#gl#girls love#wlw#manga#my girlfriends not here today#today she is not here...#today my girlfriends not here so#kyou wa kanojo ga inai kara#kiyoko iwami#love-bullet#love bullet#lovebullet#inee
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#a whole month to justify lesbian yearning#yippee#PLEASE IM SO YURIABLE#my bs#my memes#also manga is#my girlfriends not here today
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And Eve was weak
#carrie#carrie 1976#carrie white#HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!#I watched Carrie for the first time recently and I loved it#so here’s some fitting art for today!!#my girlfriend and I are gomez and morticia addams :)#fanart#digital art#my art
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Problematic Yuri Tournament Season 2 - Round 1
My Girlfriend's Not Here Today vs. Joshikousei to Ouji-chan
My Girlfriend's Not Here Today (manga by Iwami Kiyoko)
Sexual Content: HIGH; Gore: NONE; Violence: NONE
Mod submission.
Mod-submitted problematic elements:
cheating, dubcon, toxic relationships
Mod-submitted content warnings:
sometimes in this series consent can be iffy. also, occasional suicidal ideation, pet death, family death, parental abuse
Mod-submitted propaganda:
for those who love messy drama! self-described by the author as "disturbing trash yuri". maybe polyamory could have saved them but it's too late now and honestly we prefer to watch them get worse.
Joshikousei to Ouji-chan (manga by Kuune Rin)
Sexual Content: LOW; Gore: NONE; Violence: NONE
Mod submission.
Mod-submitted problematic elements:
age gap
Mod-submitted content warnings:
age gap, transphobia (a character could be interpreted as transfem; backstory involves bullying over gender nonconformity, and there's a scene where this character is pushed into using the boys' changing room. plus the scanlator uses some.. choice terminology in credits pages)
Mod-submitted propaganda:
a cute short manga about a perverted little girl who loves an older girl she's friends with very much!
#problematic yuri poll#polls#my girlfriend's not here today#kyou kanojo ga inai kara#kyoukano#today she is not here...#today my girlfriend's not here so#joshikousei to ouji-chan#high school girl and prince-chan#jk and prince-chan
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This was technically inspired by a post made by Mirai, but it ended up pretty far from the prompt so I won't link it here. I'll follow through on the original prompt soon, I promise <3 But I had this thought and I liked it
#horrible exorcists#random info but natori's asking 'my girlfriend' not because he doesnt know who theyre talking about but because hes surprised#in this au where kuromisa is fake dating natori at this point they have an established relationship but matoba doesnt go out with him like#this except for planned events#because its unnecessary work to get dressed up like this when no ones watching lol#but i think this scene would be far enough into their little situation that matoba wants to tease natori a little#hahhhhhhhhhhhh sighhhhhhhhhhhhh#my hands are numb because we had a cold day here today even though ITS MAY. and it was warm all week#my room has no heating and is pretty exposed to the elements lol so when its cold its cold and when its hot its hot.#anyway gonna go to bed now byeeee
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#one piece#sanji#black leg sanji#everysanji#ch496#oh dear reader poor every-sanji mod is avoiding hanging out with his friends again#well. my girlfriend hasnt been talking to me. she actually blocked me on here?#hopefully by the time you see this we'll have sorted things out but uuuu#idk. emotionally complicated time. but it also rained today and i hate wet shoes </3#so i'm just. staying in. queuing posts for this blog#i try to keep it above 100 posts and oops it was at 93 today!!#so we're fixing that and fluffing the queue back up#well. i did go to movie night this week so i did at least go out and am not being a total hermit#we watched to wong foo thank you for everything from julie newman#or whatever its called. the one where patrick swayze was a drag queen#it was pretty good actually i enjoyed it a lot.
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the funniest thing that always happens to me is that every time we have a customer who doesn't speak polish and they ask me if i speak english i'm like "no, i don't think i do" only to realize a few minutes later that i do, in fact, speak english
#maybe it's because i'm just always super anxious about my skills#or maybe it's the fact that it barely happens so i don't have many opportunities to talk to people in english#so when somebody asks me about it i'm always like “um i do speak english but just a little”#and yet here i am running a fucking blog where i write a lot of shitposts every single day#all of them in english#it's so funny to me cause obviously no one knows this#and i had a customer today and he bought diamond earrings for his girlfriend and our entire conversation was in english#and he even complimented me at the end which was very nice#and my manager was like “oh you speak english? i only understood him when he said bye bye” LMAO#YES LOOKS LIKE I DO SPEAK ENGLISH AFTER ALL#jdsfjewhif i'm sorry i never really talk about this but today i feel like i want to#like every single time i have a conversation in english i'm so fucking proud of myself for being brave enough to speak another language#in front of a stranger#i know i make a lot of mistakes but still#i'm always so fucking proud of myself. for no reason. i just am#anyway the guy was really nice and i guess it's safe to say he made my day#which doesn't happen very often i usually hate my customers#so yeah#i say whatever and whatever that i want*
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I LEAVE TO TAKE MY WONDERFUL GIRLFRIEND ON A DATE AND I COME BACK TO FRUBBO DOING THE SAME THING
THIS HAS BEEN A GREAT DAY FOR THE GAYS
#anyways this frubbo post is actually here bc i wanted to rant about our date it’s was so go you guys i’m so happy!!!#we cooked lunch together and then drove out to a park near us and had a picnic!!#it was really prettty and my girlfriend is so amazing and agsheheshrhhejwjajaka#i love her so so much#and after lunch we went to a flower shop and made surprise bouquets for each other <3#it was so cheesy but i had so much fun my face is aching from all the smiling i’ve done today#anyways back to your regularly scheduled frubbo#qsmp#qsmpblr#qsmp fred#tubbo#qsmp tubbo#fred qsmp#q!tubbo#tubbo qsmp#frubbo#qsmp shipping#i speak!
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Enrichment time in my enclosure……
From this:
At the end of Trimax volume 6 (via trigun ultimate overhaul)
#trigun#trigun maximum#trimax#i have an idea for the other side but im not doin it today#i have had enough FLOOR TIME and my KNEES HURT#trying to free hand copy something EXACTLY is such a nightmare…#sitting here like girlfriend i need u to stop before you fuck it up beyond repair#i know u see that his lower left eyelid is the wrong shape#and the eyes are too wide and wet and pathetic#buts it IS on brand for him#and im BEGGING you to just let it go#(thats me talking to myself)#anyways. i love that description so much i think about it constantly#basically a gentle guy who is a pacifist and carries a burden of sorrow#yeah#so tru nightow#couldnt have said it better myself <3#im having fun
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I love my identity, and I feel more comfort in it than if I were to not identify the way I do. it hurts sometimes, though. to know the average people in your life won't understand such a core part of you. balk at it, even. hiding that part of myself to other people. it's isolating as hell. I feel like a freak in the average person's eyes.
#ive learned to want acceptance from everyone is foolish and naive#i know this#ive known i was this for almost a decade now#it doesnt phase me most of the time. i giggle at cishet pageantry most of the time#revel in knowing and understanding and being something they are not.#but its like grief. hits you in the wrong way and it stops being funny anymore.#even those that accept and are kind dont understand in a way that is close to knowing. i just...#im so tired of it. im tired.#im okay by the way. i think today will be rough but tomorrow will be better.#i think after i here all of my girlfriends travel stories ill reread my favorite parts of stone butch blues and have a good cry about it.#i know there is more understanding in the world than there isnt. it just feels like all misunderstanding sometimes.#personal
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SEASON 4 LOSERS ROUND 2
NOTE: My Girlfriend's Not Here Today contains explicit sexual scenes and is centred on infidelity and toxic behaviour; it also depicts emotional abuse, misogyny and has some dubiously consensual sexual contact. Qualia the Purple contains frequent bloody but non-graphic violence and depictions of body horror, human experimentation, abuse, bullying, suicide and an inappropriate age gap between two underage characters.
#matches#9 and i cannot stress this enough. 11.#yuri#gl#girls love#wlw#manga#my girlfriends not here today#purple qualia#qualia the purple#hisamitsu ueo#shirou tsunashima#today she is not here...#today my girlfriends not here so#kyou wa kanojo ga inai kara#murasakiiro no qualia
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#kyou wa kanojo ga inai kara#kyoukano#my girlfriend's not here today#manga cap#yuri#so toxic but my train has no breaks in it
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the people i work with are going to drive me fucking insane
#mine#id in alt text#all of these are real things that have come up in the past week btw :)#today my one coworker was like ‘i can’t believe these mothers. 13-14 year old daughters wearing skimpy little swimsuits’#and i’m fed up at this point so i was just like ‘i have not gone swimming in 5+ years because i don’t own a swimsuit bc#it’s impossible to find one that covers your ass. they’re just picking from a limited set of options’#it’s the short shorts thing all over again except they don’t make plaid bermuda short swimsuits as your One Modest Alternative#same coworker. half an hour earlier. telling me a joke where the punchline was that a guy said his girlfriend beat him. can we be for real#different coworker. last week. texting me a Divine Feminine Girlpower quote abt how men don’t understand a woman’s relationship to her sewin#when like. this is a sewing job. where we have make coworkers. some of whom are legit pissed they get stuck working with theheavy machinery#head in hands. i hate it here sometimes lmao
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Problematic Yuri Tournament Season 2 - Round 4
Malcatras' Maiden vs. My Girlfriend's Not Here Today
Malcatras' Maiden (visual novel by Nadia Nova)
thriller, action, erotica
Sexual Content: HIGH; Gore: MODERATE; Violence: HIGH // Note: contents in question are mainly described in text.
Mod submission.
Mod-submitted problematic elements:
A doggirl maid is in love with her master and adoptive mother, and overall navigates complicated and toxic relationships with her family.
Official content warnings:
Malcatras' Maiden is a game for adult audiences only. This work contains intense themes of toxic relationships, manipulation, child abuse, regular abuse, dubiously consensual sexual acts, incestuous themes and explicit bloody acts of heavy violence, including death and murder.
Mod-submitted propaganda:
Battle maid visual novel with cool powers... We love messy relationships and toxic incest yuri and messed up broken maid girls... we love Liliana.... trans puppygirl maid who just wants a place to belong..
My Girlfriend's Not Here Today (manga by Iwami Kiyoko)
drama, romance, psychological
Sexual Content: HIGH; Gore: NONE; Violence: NONE
Mod submission.
Mod-submitted problematic elements:
cheating, dubcon, toxic relationships
Mod-submitted content warnings:
sometimes in this series consent can be iffy. also, occasional suicidal ideation, pet death, family death, parental abuse
Mod-submitted propaganda:
for those who love messy drama! self-described by the author as "disturbing trash yuri". maybe polyamory could have saved them but it's too late now and honestly we prefer to watch them get worse.
#problematic yuri poll#polls#malcatras' maiden#malcatras maiden#malmaid#my girlfriend's not here today#kyou kanojo ga inai kara#kyoukano#today my girlfriend's not here so#today she is not here...
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(un)popular opinion: matrix should have been a standalone.
#raj shitposting#istg i rewatched the entire trilogy today ofc idgaf about the new ones and they should've def called off the 5th one- but who listens to me#fucking hated everything after the first one. THAT WAS ENOUGH GUYS THAT WAS FUCKING ENOUGH. LET STORIES BREATHE.#THAT WAS ENOUGH THE EXACT SAME WAY TBOSAS AS A STANDALONE PREQUEL IS ENOUGH LEAVE IT ALONE SUZANNE.#ISTG SHE IS FUCKING THINGS UP SO HARD. LIKE WHY CAN'T Y'ALL STORYTELLERS MOVE THE FUCK ON LIKE FUCKING LEARN SOMETHING FROM CHRIS NOLAN.#FR I AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT LIKE Y'ALL OUT HERE RUINING STORIES THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE FRANCHISES.#anytime someone asks me to start a series be it a book or film i always back out BECAUSE SEQUELS AND PREQUELS RUIN EVERYTHING.#TBOSAS is fucking great as it is leave the enigma idgaf what happened to lucy gray CANONICALLY. I HAVE MY OWN INTERPRETATIONS.#MATRIX WAS FUCKING GREAT AS IT WAS IDGAF WHAT HAPPENS AFTER NEO REALISES HIS FULL POTENTIAL BITCH THAT'S ENOUGH.#make it a story about empowerment and then fuck it up because the protagonist needs a FUCKING GIRLFRIEND BITCH WhaT-#STOP RUINING STORYTELLING AS A SUBJECTIVE ARTFORM I DO NOT NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS AFTER!!! I HAVE A BRAIN THAT THINKS!!!#AND IT THINKS OF MULTIPLE THINGS AT ONCE!!!#VISUAL MEDIA HAS NO RESPECT FOR THE INTELLECT OF ITS AUDIENCE WHICH IS SOMETHING I'LL SCREAM INTO THE VOID TILL I TURN GREY AND DIE!!!#stop thinking that people are stupid and curious. people can be smart and curious too.#smfh#film#the matrix
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lol
#i'm literally like.#sooooo done with life#i've been on the verge of tears on and off today fr#work itself has been ugh#my kids are being so crazy and i love them but very draining#and my work friends are basically pulling away from me and it makes me wanna die#they essentially replaced me with someone else and i'm literally sitting here like oh ok lol#and my ex and i are in this weird fucking space and i can't fucking deal with it#siri play 'boyfriend' by ariana grande and social house#like... she's not mine and like... technically she can date other people lol#but lol you're really taking her out on a date that would be perfect for ME?????#you know what ur doing lol#but i mean ig#'you ain't my boyfriend!!!! and i ain't ur girlfriend!!!!!'#screaming and crying and throwing up#i hate my life y'all#i'm legit at my limit#i don't want to make my every-three-years trip to the ICU and psych ward but!!!!!!#sorry y'all i needed to put this somewhere lol#i'll prob delete later#belle speaks#v
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