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SEASON 4 ROUND 2
NOTE: My Girlfriend's Not Here Today contains explicit sexual scenes and is centred on infidelity and toxic behaviour; it also depicts emotional abuse, misogyny and has some dubiously consensual sexual contact. LOVE-BULLET contains violent scenes and serious injury, as well as non-threatening gun violence and major character death.
#MATCHES#yuri#gl#girls love#wlw#manga#my girlfriends not here today#today she is not here...#today my girlfriends not here so#kyou wa kanojo ga inai kara#kiyoko iwami#love-bullet#love bullet#lovebullet#inee
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#a whole month to justify lesbian yearning#yippee#PLEASE IM SO YURIABLE#my bs#my memes#also manga is#my girlfriends not here today
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And Eve was weak
#carrie#carrie 1976#carrie white#HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!#I watched Carrie for the first time recently and I loved it#so here’s some fitting art for today!!#my girlfriend and I are gomez and morticia addams :)#fanart#digital art#my art
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Problematic Yuri Tournament Season 2 - Losers' Round 7
Murciélago vs. My Girlfriend's Not Here Today
Murciélago (manga by Yoshimurakana)
action, comedy
Sexual Content: HIGH; Gore: HIGH; Violence: HIGH
Submitted 2 times.
Submitted problematic elements:
Main character is a serial killer lesbian. theres incest, rape, body horror, emotional manipulation, among others
Protagonist is a serial killer, sexual predator, and a pedophile. She's basically the worst woman of all time. She also manipulates several women into sleeping with her.
Submitted content warnings:
oh yeah i mean tw for violence, incest, rape, bullying, children in peril and others
Extreme violence and gore, explicit sex, sexual assault, pedophilia, child murder, cannibalism, and just a general mess of nasty stuff
Submitted propaganda:
Its got an actually evil lesbian MC who has a lot of depth. Its funny as fuck and its got really interesting narrative, amazing action and compelling characters. Its also very sexy and beautifully drawn
Kuroko Koumori is the best character in yuri history and absolutely nobody does it like her.
My Girlfriend's Not Here Today (manga by Iwami Kiyoko)
drama, romance, psychological
Sexual Content: HIGH; Gore: NONE; Violence: NONE
Mod submission.
Mod-submitted problematic elements:
cheating, dubcon, toxic relationships
Mod-submitted content warnings:
sometimes in this series consent can be iffy. also, occasional suicidal ideation, pet death, family death, parental abuse
Mod-submitted propaganda:
for those who love messy drama! self-described by the author as "disturbing trash yuri". maybe polyamory could have saved them but it's too late now and honestly we prefer to watch them get worse.
#problematic yuri poll#polls#murciélago#murcielago#my girlfriend's not here today#kyou kanojo ga inai kara#kyoukano#today my girlfriend's not here so#today she is not here...
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This was technically inspired by a post made by Mirai, but it ended up pretty far from the prompt so I won't link it here. I'll follow through on the original prompt soon, I promise <3 But I had this thought and I liked it
#horrible exorcists#random info but natori's asking 'my girlfriend' not because he doesnt know who theyre talking about but because hes surprised#in this au where kuromisa is fake dating natori at this point they have an established relationship but matoba doesnt go out with him like#this except for planned events#because its unnecessary work to get dressed up like this when no ones watching lol#but i think this scene would be far enough into their little situation that matoba wants to tease natori a little#hahhhhhhhhhhhh sighhhhhhhhhhhhh#my hands are numb because we had a cold day here today even though ITS MAY. and it was warm all week#my room has no heating and is pretty exposed to the elements lol so when its cold its cold and when its hot its hot.#anyway gonna go to bed now byeeee
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#one piece#sanji#black leg sanji#everysanji#ch496#oh dear reader poor every-sanji mod is avoiding hanging out with his friends again#well. my girlfriend hasnt been talking to me. she actually blocked me on here?#hopefully by the time you see this we'll have sorted things out but uuuu#idk. emotionally complicated time. but it also rained today and i hate wet shoes </3#so i'm just. staying in. queuing posts for this blog#i try to keep it above 100 posts and oops it was at 93 today!!#so we're fixing that and fluffing the queue back up#well. i did go to movie night this week so i did at least go out and am not being a total hermit#we watched to wong foo thank you for everything from julie newman#or whatever its called. the one where patrick swayze was a drag queen#it was pretty good actually i enjoyed it a lot.
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the funniest thing that always happens to me is that every time we have a customer who doesn't speak polish and they ask me if i speak english i'm like "no, i don't think i do" only to realize a few minutes later that i do, in fact, speak english
#maybe it's because i'm just always super anxious about my skills#or maybe it's the fact that it barely happens so i don't have many opportunities to talk to people in english#so when somebody asks me about it i'm always like “um i do speak english but just a little”#and yet here i am running a fucking blog where i write a lot of shitposts every single day#all of them in english#it's so funny to me cause obviously no one knows this#and i had a customer today and he bought diamond earrings for his girlfriend and our entire conversation was in english#and he even complimented me at the end which was very nice#and my manager was like “oh you speak english? i only understood him when he said bye bye” LMAO#YES LOOKS LIKE I DO SPEAK ENGLISH AFTER ALL#jdsfjewhif i'm sorry i never really talk about this but today i feel like i want to#like every single time i have a conversation in english i'm so fucking proud of myself for being brave enough to speak another language#in front of a stranger#i know i make a lot of mistakes but still#i'm always so fucking proud of myself. for no reason. i just am#anyway the guy was really nice and i guess it's safe to say he made my day#which doesn't happen very often i usually hate my customers#so yeah#i say whatever and whatever that i want*
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anyone else hate long distance relationships and lack of consistent feelings on their part
#this is gonna be long in the tags sorry#and for the record. everything im going to say in here is on Me and not on my girlfriend and i know the solution is TALK TO HER#but can i have a minute to just. say it#okay. so im long distance with my girlfriend and we've been long distance (5hrs drive) the whole time#we've been together almost 9 months and in that time we've seen each other 4 times.#once in may once for halloween once for thanksgiving and today/yesterday for NYE#the longest trip of any of these was a tuesday night- sunday morning. so like. four full days of being together#but interspersed with family bc it was thanksgiving#okay. so just setting the stage#i love hanging out. i love hanging out on the couch or doing random shit like walkin around a town or grocery shopping with her#like i love being introduced to her friends and family as her partner and doing likewise to my people#like i love hanging out with her forever#but like. UGH my issue is like. any. kind of intimacy beyond literally like cuddling and holding hands?#like lack of consistency on my part. like okay sometimes kissing is fine and we're talking like a peck on the lips and then sometimes#im like. no i dont. want to do this. and obviously im not being Forced to if i asked her to not she would respect that!!#i like the Idea of kissing and sometimes i do enjoy a little peck but sometimes im like not. into it.#and then like. we've been together for a while we've Talked about sex and stuff but we have not had it yet. haven't gotten anywhere close#to it yet#like i like the idea of having sex with her but if i was faced with the reality of that right now i would freak out like just get. really#stressed? panic??? and there's no trauma in my past. i haven't ever had any kind of sex i have no trauma associated#with anything. like i would just. freak out a little. and we wouldn't have sex and that would be fine but. idk.#i dunno if i'm like. ace or something or it's just still too New of a relationship to do that? because despite being togehter for 9 months#when you've had literally less than two weeks of full days together in that time#it feels really fuckin new#i dunno man.#i'm just afraid that im just. idk not built for a relationship.#she was drunk and wanted to snuggle when we went to sleep last night and it stressed me out because i hate not being able to move when#im asleep. i told her this she gave me my room that was fine. but like man. i am never gonna want to snuggle like that#i still dont love kissing#like. for my house. okay i have very specific ideas of what i want my space to look like and feel like
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I LEAVE TO TAKE MY WONDERFUL GIRLFRIEND ON A DATE AND I COME BACK TO FRUBBO DOING THE SAME THING
THIS HAS BEEN A GREAT DAY FOR THE GAYS
#anyways this frubbo post is actually here bc i wanted to rant about our date it’s was so go you guys i’m so happy!!!#we cooked lunch together and then drove out to a park near us and had a picnic!!#it was really prettty and my girlfriend is so amazing and agsheheshrhhejwjajaka#i love her so so much#and after lunch we went to a flower shop and made surprise bouquets for each other <3#it was so cheesy but i had so much fun my face is aching from all the smiling i’ve done today#anyways back to your regularly scheduled frubbo#qsmp#qsmpblr#qsmp fred#tubbo#qsmp tubbo#fred qsmp#q!tubbo#tubbo qsmp#frubbo#qsmp shipping#i speak!
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#kyou wa kanojo ga inai kara#kyoukano#my girlfriend's not here today#manga cap#yuri#so toxic but my train has no breaks in it
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SEASON 4 LOSERS ROUND 2
NOTE: My Girlfriend's Not Here Today contains explicit sexual scenes and is centred on infidelity and toxic behaviour; it also depicts emotional abuse, misogyny and has some dubiously consensual sexual contact. Qualia the Purple contains frequent bloody but non-graphic violence and depictions of body horror, human experimentation, abuse, bullying, suicide and an inappropriate age gap between two underage characters.
#matches#9 and i cannot stress this enough. 11.#yuri#gl#girls love#wlw#manga#my girlfriends not here today#purple qualia#qualia the purple#hisamitsu ueo#shirou tsunashima#today she is not here...#today my girlfriends not here so#kyou wa kanojo ga inai kara#murasakiiro no qualia
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I love my identity, and I feel more comfort in it than if I were to not identify the way I do. it hurts sometimes, though. to know the average people in your life won't understand such a core part of you. balk at it, even. hiding that part of myself to other people. it's isolating as hell. I feel like a freak in the average person's eyes.
#ive learned to want acceptance from everyone is foolish and naive#i know this#ive known i was this for almost a decade now#it doesnt phase me most of the time. i giggle at cishet pageantry most of the time#revel in knowing and understanding and being something they are not.#but its like grief. hits you in the wrong way and it stops being funny anymore.#even those that accept and are kind dont understand in a way that is close to knowing. i just...#im so tired of it. im tired.#im okay by the way. i think today will be rough but tomorrow will be better.#i think after i here all of my girlfriends travel stories ill reread my favorite parts of stone butch blues and have a good cry about it.#i know there is more understanding in the world than there isnt. it just feels like all misunderstanding sometimes.#personal
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#ive been putting off making any kind of post about this bc it feels mean#but today is setting me off so bad#my coworker is making me insane with his dry ass conversation#today alone he has told me:#how both he and his girlfriend brush their teeth#the exact discount hes getting on a tv mount#that he thinks nobody eats so little as 2k calories/day#and the same laundry story he told me yesterday#we have been here not two hours yet#i will be clearly either doing something or texting or reading and he'll start talking about how much caffeine is in his drink#until i put whatever im doing down and go yeah wow that's crazy#i was trying to mention yesterday that i had a good time book shopping on nyd (yk regular coworker pleasantries!)#and he cut me off and talked about his brother coming to stay a few days for like ten minutes#just now he went wow i cant believe it's almost my birthday already. time flies#HIS BIRTHDAY IS TWO AND A HALF MONTHS AWAY!! THAT IS NOT ALMOST!!!#like this is not that big a deal but istg i work with colin robinson. hes an energy vampire and he also only half does his job#so it's not like it's worth being bored to death ykwim#says kenna
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Problematic Yuri Tournament Season 2 - Round 1
My Girlfriend's Not Here Today vs. Joshikousei to Ouji-chan
My Girlfriend's Not Here Today (manga by Iwami Kiyoko)
Sexual Content: HIGH; Gore: NONE; Violence: NONE
Mod submission.
Mod-submitted problematic elements:
cheating, dubcon, toxic relationships
Mod-submitted content warnings:
sometimes in this series consent can be iffy. also, occasional suicidal ideation, pet death, family death, parental abuse
Mod-submitted propaganda:
for those who love messy drama! self-described by the author as "disturbing trash yuri". maybe polyamory could have saved them but it's too late now and honestly we prefer to watch them get worse.
Joshikousei to Ouji-chan (manga by Kuune Rin)
Sexual Content: LOW; Gore: NONE; Violence: NONE
Mod submission.
Mod-submitted problematic elements:
age gap
Mod-submitted content warnings:
age gap, transphobia (a character could be interpreted as transfem; backstory involves bullying over gender nonconformity, and there's a scene where this character is pushed into using the boys' changing room. plus the scanlator uses some.. choice terminology in credits pages)
Mod-submitted propaganda:
a cute short manga about a perverted little girl who loves an older girl she's friends with very much!
#problematic yuri poll#polls#my girlfriend's not here today#kyou kanojo ga inai kara#kyoukano#today she is not here...#today my girlfriend's not here so#joshikousei to ouji-chan#high school girl and prince-chan#jk and prince-chan
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the people i work with are going to drive me fucking insane
#mine#id in alt text#all of these are real things that have come up in the past week btw :)#today my one coworker was like ‘i can’t believe these mothers. 13-14 year old daughters wearing skimpy little swimsuits’#and i’m fed up at this point so i was just like ‘i have not gone swimming in 5+ years because i don’t own a swimsuit bc#it’s impossible to find one that covers your ass. they’re just picking from a limited set of options’#it’s the short shorts thing all over again except they don’t make plaid bermuda short swimsuits as your One Modest Alternative#same coworker. half an hour earlier. telling me a joke where the punchline was that a guy said his girlfriend beat him. can we be for real#different coworker. last week. texting me a Divine Feminine Girlpower quote abt how men don’t understand a woman’s relationship to her sewin#when like. this is a sewing job. where we have make coworkers. some of whom are legit pissed they get stuck working with theheavy machinery#head in hands. i hate it here sometimes lmao
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also good morning and merry christmas everyone! your messages on my tree all made me cry, i love you all very very much 🥺💜
#fallon rambles#not to get like. sad in the tags but today doesn't fully feel like christmas bc we're not doing a lot of christmas stuff until tomorrow#when my brother & his girlfriend get here from out of state#but i am still so full of love for everyone and i genuinely hope all of you have a good day today and can feel how much i love you#even if it's just through the screen 💜💜💜#merry christmas friends you all deserve the world
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