#today is not the day for the chiefs

[starlightfireflies]

unfortunately this Super Bowl is going the way I want it to 😔

[leaff0dil]

RAAAAAH SABO DAY

[studyblr-of-a-biomed-student]

Working in the emergency department is just:

- Seeing 5 people with colds who shouldn’t be here

- Someone with diabetes who just chugged a Big Gulp Soda

- Mystery Abdominal Pain

- An old person who fell and somehow broke every bone in their body

- Seeing the happiest healthiest baby ever with parents who look like they haven’t slept in 3 days because the baby sneezed (I don’t mind these patients - cute baby, knowing the cute baby is cared for, and easing people’s worry? Great time)

- Someone who got in a car accident 2 days ago and just now decided to get checked out and is about to learn about whiplash

- Someone who didn’t try any OTC medication for their symptoms before coming and is about to get the most expensive Acetaminophen & Ibuprofen of their lives

- An interaction that changes your life; that leaves you with a deep sadness but also hope and a certainty that despite everything, in their hearts people are good and want to love one another

- A 3ppd smoker with diagnosed COPD who decided today is the day to figure out that cough they’ve had for 5 years

- Homeless people who just want to get out of the elements and have a snack you want to help but can’t

- Someone who will scream at you for not prescribing antibiotics for a viral infection

- Someone with 13 heart stents who vehemently denies any heart problems because “they fixed it!”

- Someone who just invented a new way to take medication wrong

[acknowledge-reigns]

OUR TRIBAL CHIEF IS ACTIVE Y'ALL!!!

[lupismaris]

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[lattehearted]

A.OMARIS THE BRUTE OF THE ABYSSAL PLAINS, LORD OF DRAGONS AND KING OF THE DEMON WORLD

S.am A.nderson, lil babby boy who likes to sneak into a guest room of his castle to cuddle with his wife in human form instead of, you know, ACTUALLY being a king

[twodiamondhoes]

I hate waking up after a depressive episode and having to calculate how much time I lost to it.

[lemonbeemon]

Not to be sappy on main, but I will forever be a hater to people who say video games can't be a productive use of your time.

[ikilledamanforthisurl]

vic fontaine galling Nog "Noggles".......... truth spoken so true he's a soothsayer.......

[stairnaheireann]

#OTD in Irish History | 26 December:

In the Liturgical Calendar, today is the Feast of St. Stephen as well as Wren day in Ireland and the Isle of Man. In Ireland the day is one of nine official public holidays. 1381 – The sudden death of Edmund Mortimer at Cork leaves the colony without effective leadership and prompts a military crisis. 1776 – Battle of Trenton occurs where Continental troops under the command of John Sullivan…

[ageless-aislynn]

I've always loved the look of tv!Master Chief in his undersuit, so I did my best to recreate my very own action figure undersuit!John. 😇😉

Click to make bigger. Now, granted, people with steadier hands than I could've painted details on the suit to make it more authentic but, well, ya girl has to work with what ya girl has to work with. 🤷‍♀️😉

The recipe, if you're interested, is a Valaverse Action Force Special Ops trooper body and the Star Wars Black Series Axe Woves head. They did not swap easily, I should warn, but it's doable. 😉

I really love him and am so glad to have him on my desk at long last! ⭐💖⭐

[justplaggin]

real-life situational comedy is finding out that the nice man who often wanders around the hospital hallways and looks exactly like steve carrell is actually. the chief surgeon

[micamicster]

Goodgle search: how to assassinate the chief of the ent department

[fatestouch]

I want that new money, crisp money Straight from the mint money Fresh money, young money Push against the tide Hey, we ride, we ride Don't want that old money, clean money Comes-with-strings money Cold money, funny money Push against the tide

[kirishwima]

🥺 i love the nurses in my ward