#today i am a jester

[loccorocco]

It had an abysmal framerate

stalker ocs Mishka + Anton

[lavenoon]

@naffeclipse the bounty hunter continues to not be free of me, same as I am not free of him

*self insert is not a girl (he/she)

og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

[corrodedcoughin]

Eddie and Steve pronouncing ufo ‘oofo’ just to annoy Dustin

-Steve, Eddie and Dustin star gazing on Dustin’s lawn after dropping him off-

Steve: Woah! Did you guys see that?? I think it was an oofo!

Dustin: what the fuck? An ‘oofo’? It’s a UFO. Unidentified flying object. UFO.

Eddie: nah I’m pretty sure it’s an oofo, kid. I actually don’t think I’ve ever heard it the way you said it. Definitely an oofo

Dustin: I hate you both

Steve and Eddie, reaching over dustin to hold hands: no you don’t :)

[pupspuppet]

[randy-jester]

I sincerely hope this is funny to more people other than myself

[orcelito]

Standing behind the two Jesters for the critical role panel and im like. Yea ok I'm in the right place

[koukaaa-descent]

actually on that previous topic, what is your opinion on the life of a jester (life cycle, common predators, common?prey? do they just throw things(people) for fun?)

this one is definitely going to require the bulletpoint list and a linebreak !!!!!!

A jester probably starts off as a subspecies to the usual nutcracker parasite? An offshoot; a tiny squirming thing that just wanders around n squeezes into small spaces.

Once it’s large enough, it finds a suitable ‘host’ (usually a small box, container or cabinet) and sticks with it for a while, acting as an ambush predator (hunting snare fleas, hoarding bugs, other small stuff)

It typically spends a majority of its early life stages as a stationary ambush predator until it gains enough body mass that staying in its previous ‘host’ is unwieldy or uncomfortable.

By that point, it simply finds a box. Any box will do, as long as there’s a few holes. The secretions of its main body harden the box (both inside and outside) into a hard, resinlike material. Afterwards, it spends a time gathering the pieces required to create a crank (usually just some metal scrap and fabric.)

I like to think that the ghost girl helps it paint the box.

Regarding the humanoid limbs; those are only acquired after roughly a decade of its life, seeing as it’s probably pretty hard to collect intact body parts when the body in question has been ripped apart and eaten by multiple entities. Before then, it simply uses its own tendrils to wander around.

Regarding the ‘skull’; That, too, is a buildup of the ‘resin’ residue, although the peculiar shape is likely a result of the Jester’s own ‘carving’.

Common predators; during early life, I would say just about anything; spore lizards, hoarding bugs, snare fleas, masks (only if the unfortunate jester ends up in close proximity), brackens (there has been many a case wherein a newborn jester has tried to use a Bracken’s body as its temporary host). As an adult, very little tends to actively try to hunt a jester, much less actively consume it. Thus; masks. They are genuinely the singular thing around that can slowly, insidiously devour a jester. You just have to lob one at the box and pray it latches on. (If the jester is popped at the time, it’s far more likely that the mask will just end up shattered on the ground.)

Other predators may include the parasites that typically infest nutcrackers, seeing as they also have a ‘rooting’ system, digging in and digging in deep. Very deep. Eyeless dogs (in very rare cases) and manticoils (during the Jester’s newborn stages).

To answer the last question; I guess that they whip people around like that in their jaws solely to shred them like paper. Seriously. Have you seen dogs do that? it fucks something up horrifically if it’s fragile enough.

[doodlingwren]

Hiatus

I am going on hiatus for a bit more. I really really hoped the stuff that have been going on lately were already "sorted out" but, uhm... they aren't. I need to take a bit more time offline once again, and try to work things out.

Thank you for your patience ❤

Wren

[essektheylyss]

Oh hey! Do you like stories about wlw and weird, convoluted forms of time travel? Do you like supporting queer folks making cool art? Did River Song rewire your brain as a teenager?

I wrote a short story called "A Practical Study of Time" for Baffling Magazine, a queer speculative fiction mag! It's published on Patreon, if you're interested in becoming a patron of a super neat lit mag—or it'll be on their site when their eleventh issue is published in April!

[ghostdata]

okay, dude, like yeah sure get comfy but at this point i wish your repeated posts were ads i can block. it's annoying after a fucking day or two. and you post good content so just don't waste it ay?

tumblr is pvp and im currently winning

[ijustthinkhesneat]

Gonna get high and throw rocks at anyone who employs late stage gen z/gen alpha slang. Call that Rosetta Stoned.

[fortjester]

spent a chunk of today helping my dad clean out the garage and.....I found my childhood lamp that's been missing for 6-7 years???

[daevstroders]

with the ability to crochet comes the innate desire to make clown whore core garments

[jestertaiga]

Howdy y'all! Hope you're well today! Just reminding y'all that TONIGHT at 7:30 CDT I'm gonna be playing some twitch controlled Verlet Swing! I watched Moss play it a while back and it looks super fun, so I'm excited to give it a shot (and beat their times >:3)

[nemo-in-wonderland]

ok, tonight I had some time and some energies left from the day I had at school!

So, SEND ASK ABOUT OCS

(if you want, if you will, if you so desire, if you are so inclined).

[chaosdemortem]

i do not think there is anything better than live texting my best friend the shit im doing even though sometimes its completely incoherent or nonsensical. or doesnt even remotely string into a concrete sentence properly