#today I worked

[imekitty]

Today I worked on:

Disillusioned: 977 words, would you guys believe me if I said I finished the chapter. 6100 words!

But the next chapter to upload is about 12.5k words, so it'll probably be at least a week before I finish editing it.

I don't know if I'll be able to write this quickly again until November since my parents will be coming into town and I'll be moving again, but I'll try to write at least a little every day!

Last sentence written:

Danny shut his eyes and wept bitterly, doubled over, his arms folded against himself.

[gaydelgard]

if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[oflights]

the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

[frownyalfred]

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

[nouverx]

You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs

[shiny-eyed-corvid]

going absolutely feral over this collection of items that washed up on Cornish beaches Lego Lost At Sea on twitter

[beidak-art]

Attack on @plaiesancier 🚢

[notherpuppet]

📻🍎✋♥️

[butyouaremymess]

LNC: Penelope Bridgerton (inspo) / [Colin version]

[kaiju-naut]

“Sixer, it would eat you alive.”

[abyssalzones]

happy divorce anniversary everyone

[zookie-art]

Shadows and light ~

[sanctus-ingenium]

VIII Strength redraw

[krysmcscience]

Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

[forecast0ctopus]

concussion does not negate bitchiness…..this must be known