#today I worked

[imekitty]

Today I worked on:

Disillusioned: 977 words, would you guys believe me if I said I finished the chapter. 6100 words!

But the next chapter to upload is about 12.5k words, so it'll probably be at least a week before I finish editing it.

I don't know if I'll be able to write this quickly again until November since my parents will be coming into town and I'll be moving again, but I'll try to write at least a little every day!

Last sentence written:

Danny shut his eyes and wept bitterly, doubled over, his arms folded against himself.

[gaydelgard]

if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car

[asquirrelinspace]

YOINK!

Source: US fish and wildlife service on instagram (https://www.instagram.com/reel/C817Hl-qrm-/)

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[oflights]

the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

[frownyalfred]

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

[nouverx]

You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs

[maliciousalice]

It could change the very nature of our existence! Happy Threshold Day Everyone!

[elucubrare]

there's this horrible school of attempted literary criticism on here that holds that 1. everything in any given author's work is autobiographical, especially if it seems "real" and 2. those themes seeped into the work subconsciously, revealing something about the author that they're either trying to hide or unaware of themself. it drives me up a wall, since it seems to deny the fundamental skills that make people good writers: the empathy to imagine and portray experiences that one hasn't had oneself and the ability to take one's personal emotional experiences or worldview and fold them, consciously, into the unworked clay of a narrative.

[housecow]

will y’all ever get tired of me announcing when my boobs get bigger.

because. they’re bigger again 😭

[shiny-eyed-corvid]

going absolutely feral over this collection of items that washed up on Cornish beaches Lego Lost At Sea on twitter

[eliounora]

quickly drawn king arthur and his royal sorcerer for those who may need it

[beidak-art]

Attack on @plaiesancier 🚢

[zookie-art]

Shadows and light ~

[canisalbus]

i know we all wanna see vasco's ears flapping in the wind when he drives his beautiful yellow car but consider: he wears one of those wraps women from the 50s would wear when driving like this

get in losers we're breaking my boyfriend out of the Vatican

[lasagoofs]

it's that time of the year again (hlvrai rewatch)