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the thing about daemon and rhaenyra as doubles and mirrors, reflections of each other, is that it shatters when he crowns her. he can be her attack dog, her whip, her sword arm, but that sameness is gone. he lost viserys to the crown, to the role, and he crowned her anyway and it’s like. i keep thinking of that line from saint mungo that everyone quotes. i feel like something bad is going to happen to me. i feel like something bad has happened. it hasn't reached me yet but it's on its way. because trauma does this, creates a temporal distortion in your body and your mind. i think daemon’s going to be thriving for a minute—finally fulfilling his purpose—but some part of him is stuck in that moment where he crowned her because that’s when he lost her like he lost viserys and it’s going to come back for him. there’s too much history and wounded animal pain there. he’s always comparing her to viserys-as-king from that point on, consciously or not, and waiting for what happened before to happen again and it does because it was always going to. the hurt that allows them to understand each other in ways no one else can, allows them to find healing with each other, is what’s going to kill him. later after they take king’s landing and lose more children, if he sees her pushing him away in her grief, ignoring his advice and letting her advisors come between them—that’s the end but he’s back at the start, trapped in this circle/cycle, already dead but he’ll follow the pattern. it all comes back again. and he crowned her.
#daemon crowning rhaenyra to me is always like [tobias funke voice] but it might work for US#they want to be the same person but they can’t anymore#she’s got to be aegon now#they can’t work through it because they are who they are#anyway. i got a vaccine on tuesday and i’m having an adverse reaction#this is delirious ill benadryl head like a wind tunnel posting#daemon targaryen#daemyra#hotd
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oops i 🕺🏼 did it again 🕺🏼
hey WHOOPS turns out it's hospital time again 💅🏻 almost three years to the day since the last time, too, we love a cyclical moment 💅🏻 in three years time we'll see if i've ever learned anything ever in my goofy little life 💅🏻
i'm not sure sure how many of you were here for the last hurrah, but i think at the time i went on this whole spiel about no shame, asking for help, taking time, etc? and - yeah, i still think that. no shame, let's do this (well. lots of shame, actually, but hey ho we move along).
but this time has its own set of circumstances and its own new set of complications. and this time meant depriving myself of just about everything. including you, including everything we made together.
so before i dive back into groups, vitals, and pants without strings, here's what i've been thinking:
i hate that i let this happen. i hate that i watched the joy dry up; i hate that i just accepted the new normal as everything i love became a source of stress and guilt and shame. i hate that i was so afraid of doing things wrong or letting things change that i stopped doing them at all.
i never anticipated that i would let my own personality be squashed down to make room for this extra disorder??? one's enough, thanks.
i can't really make any promises right now - who can in recovery? but i can at least say wow. hey. i am sorry. to you and to me! and i can say that, in all the ways that matter, i'm gonna try. to be present, to be intentional. to give myself (and this time) some grace and, hopefully, some compassion.
so! while i relearn how to feed myself (yall ever heard about peanut butter? holy shit. effervescent.), just. idk. know that i love you. know that i think about you and the joy we share and the things we've built together. and it matters - all of it.
the next few weeks are gonna be WEIRD and idk how often i will be here, but god. this is the start! i want to get back. or at least find a new way to engage. i wanna make shit and hang out and be ridiculous. and i want to hear from you! i want to reconnect and reinvest and stumble around the dash like a newborn baby deer. if you'd like, dm me or find me on discord or on on my weird little personal blog (@beochaoineadh) and let's catch up 🍅
anyways! that's enough! let's get on with it! i love you!
#*tobias funke voice* hey gang who wants to take me to the hospital?#i mean it's php but that's not as funny#let me have this#anyways onwards to 🕺🏼recovery 🕺🏼
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i’m still convinced sansa was jealous of dany in season 8 and that they were written like a love triangle because why else would she act like that
jonsa was supposed to be canon but they got cold feet at the last second truthers stand uppppp
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is it too late to get back into the atl tumblr fandom? i feel like im watching it go down like a sinking ship but i kinda wanna be included. thoughts?
absolutely not too late bud. there’s like a dozen of us still gathered round the burn barrel. it’s a small community but at least we have the freedom to chat a bit of shit unlike r*ddit or tw*tter
#genuinely like tobias funke voice THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!#need the ios update so i can use the nodding emoji#also you say sinking ship but the 2k+ unanswered asks in my inbox paint a diff picture#like we got shit to SAYYY
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I'm about to become insufferable
After checking every single bookshop I found for a month, I finally found a copy of The Once and Future King in this tiny family-owned bookstore. The shopkeeper asked me what it was about and I was like "ummmmmm have you ever heard of the musical Camelot 😇"
#yes i couldve bought it online but avoiding the five euro delivery fee makes it worth the hassle#camelot#camelotposting#tobias funke voice: LET THE GREAT EXPERIMENT BEGIN!
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imagine my surprise when i learn there's a whole fandom for soup on this website. it's not just a handful of you anymore there are maybe hundreds now. you can really do just about anything here
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bf got ipad with pen for school. eyeing her (ipad) like 👁️👁️👉👈 let me draw pls
#if i could actually illustrate the ideas i have (repcomm shitposts)#dozens would appreciate. dozens!#< *tobias funke from arrested development voice*#let me pretend that ‘sketch on paper is too messy’ is the real reason i wont do it please#dozens is a stretch perhaps. at least one dozen though!#m talks#i <3 diary posting to the void
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Im so sad. I havent done any work for english since January and im cramming now and im not sad that im cramming cuz im genuinely having a blast but im sad that it's now going to be such a long shot for me to get the grade i want bc i fucked about so much. But tobias funke voice wlda clda shlda. I will not dwell now and i'll just get whatever grade i get and i'll just cram for all my paper 2s but esp english :(
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*tobias funke voice* "Can you take me to the Gothic Castle?"
"Gothic Castle" - Gutty Kreum
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June Music Releases: PART THREE
Part One and Part Two (aka just the Shinee album review)
"Shy Boy" by Carly Rae Jepsen. I don't think this is her strongest release but I think it'll get you to move if you listen to it. Kinda wish Jessie Ware did it instead. @ Jessie cover this.
"Moeroyomoero" by cali=/=gari. Has the energy of a Naruto ED with a bit more oomf. Like specifically Naruto or maybe Bleach, though as the song progresses it has its own identity. Has some nice guitar going on.
"Westside Story" by DJ Snake. Feel insane promoting a DJ Snake song in 2023 but it has the funk-influence of early Daft Punk but commits to it even more. Just excellent execution. Perfect use of autotune--makes the voice feel like just another instrument, like a singing guitar.
"Purple Ape" by Connie and Bayli. Crunchy and gay. Kinda abrasive but entrancing all the same. Feels like standing in the middle of a factory, peak of production, to make out with a girl.
"Dance Cult" by RIS-707. Feel insane again because there is some Bloc Party energy here, except it's more electric. Like there are a lot of influences present in this song but I can't shake the Bloc Party association and idk why. If you don't hear it, I understand. But this song will suck your jorts off. I do like this more than Bloc Party's latest track "Keep It Rolling," but you should also check that out if you like BP.
"Take Me Away" by DJ Hazime. Summery, tropical tunes. Not doing anything particularly new but if you're looking for beachy stuff to throw onto your more seasonal playlists, here ya go.
"Anything Flows" by Flo Milli (featuring like 9 million people). Not particularly new but she sounds goooood.
"Transcypt 2:3 Stalkers" by Aural Vampire. Dark sided dance track. GIve it a shot.
"Nasty" by grouptherapy. and jadagrace and tjonline. Confrontational bars and slick production. Feels like both a shot and the chaser. "American Psycho" is also pretty great, it takes a second to warm up but when it gets there... great. Fantastic.
"Keep On" by Tobias Bergson. Just soothing electronica.
"Realize" by LiSA. Jpop-rock. Spidervese song for Japanese audiences. Explosive, high energy, keeps you on the edge of your seat. Makes you efel like you're playig a racing game.
"You Rock Me" by She (aka this blog's namesake). SHe goes looong stretches without new music, so I'm always excited to get more. Just vibrant chiptune music. Dazzling energy while still being lowkey enough to kinda be background music.
"U Think" by voquote and reina. Smooth, the spoken bit does ruin the song a bit, but the rest is so good I forgive it. Chill dance music. But probably a better option of kinda lowkey but dancy music is "On + On" by Austin Millz and Justine Skye.
Also, people should rec me music again. Bonus points if you can relate it to a song or artist I've posted here. Could even be by an artist I've posted here--aside from like... She and CRJ I don't know a lot of the discographies of these artists.
#still trying to process exo's new single so like#its absence here isn't cause i haevn't heard it#a choice to focus so little on vocals...... okay#much to think about#ANYWASY WRITING THIS POST DISTRACTE DME FROM THE HORRORS#i wasnt gonna do apart 3#what a great month of music tho#i dont htink most of these tracks are SPECTACULAR but if youre craving something new#well
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ITS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS THAT THIS TUMBLR PAGE DOESN’T TAKE UP EVERY MINUTE OF YOUR DAY.
excUuUuUuUuUuUse me!!!
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tyler hoechlin’s successful transformation from bad boy heartthrob to wholesome DILF keeps me up at night
#[tobias funke voice] how'd he do that?#tyler hoechlin#derek hale#superman#clark kent#teen wolf#superman and lois#sefposting
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Did you do something that you would have beef with this bird?
#911 lone star#911lsedit#911lonestaredit#owen strand#judd ryder#911lsmine#tmb gifs#309#tobias funke voice: so...after 9/11#i'm sorry but maybe one of the funniest moments on the show#911 lone star spoilers
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a slowly but surely growing army! I'd tried trop, tapped out for no real reason, and now am consumed by all of the stuff you've been posting about them so I'm going to restart it just for them!
tobias funke voice there are (half) dozens of us!! (HALF) DOZENS!!!!!
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thxwarden replied to your post: (This is also the fandom where a love interest...
uhm??? sten is the light of my life?
//Girl mine too but we gotta face the facts there are like 17 other people who feel the same way.
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critically acclaimed sitcom arrested development, s1e2: top banana, 2003 // critically panned led zeppelin song d’yer mak’er, from album houses of the holy, 1973
#arrested development#hey guys. told you i could make a really bad post online as a treat#tobias funke voice and scene
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