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Plz.. draw sexy lil pinups of urself in sexy lil outfits....... We Need To See
You know what...maybe I will!!!
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flowers.. or. seashells?? 🤔
@chimerical-waters
#ask#toastmgoats#hex#chimer#baby boys babies#hex is not sure what science is but he's trying to figure it out#hex minmaxing his soul gathering with passive generation don't tell chimer
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Why "lake"? Why the source of ur fear???
i have a comic here about the story behind my name!
despite the importance to me of the lake i grew up near, like most bodies of water it also just happened be filled with slimy creatures that i do not want touching me
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Hope punk music rec: I Was Alive by BEARTOOTH
Hopepunk recs
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@toastmgoats submitted: Almost accidentally stepped on this big boi before its big butt caught my attention! In a frozen stupor, no less! What is it? Located in [removed] (plz remove) Also I moved it outside so it's all good
Extremely beautiful wolf spider!
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#386 - Deoxys
Requested by @toastmgoats
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put your spotify ‘on repeat’ playlist on shuffle & let your friends pick their favorite of the first five songs
Thank you @dinosaurjam for the tag
Tagging @moosekababs @ethantheannus @rockygetsrolling @woof-verine and @toastmgoats
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“ANYWAYS, YEAH. THIS IS THE LONGEST I’VE BEEN IN THE PUBLIC EYE IN AWHILE. EVERY TIME I DISAPPEAR, THERE ARE SO MANY NEW FACES TO MEET, BUT I’M GLAD I’VE STUCK AROUND SO LONG THIS TIME. (I wouldn’t have gotten to meet my best friend here if I disappeared again...) THE COMEBACK SO FAR FOR DEOXYS HAS GONE WELL, I THINK?”
[ @toastmgoats ]
[ cameo from @occasional-weed ]
((Away from home, so all I have access to is MSPaint. Ah well, we’re going back to our roots, then.))
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Best description of an erection thank you user toastmgoats
yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me
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Then what DOES he fear?
Unwilling to divulge all of his weaknesses, Hex gestures toward a massive ravine near his treehouse dwelling; one that extends so deeply that the bottom is obscured.
"I FEEL SOMETHING OFF ABOUT THIS PLACE. I WANT TO KNOW WHERE IT GOES."
"I DON'T LIKE CAVES, BUT WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? I DIE AND WAKE UP? I'M BRAVER NOW."
This chasm dwarfs him utterly, but appears wide enough to fit a creature many times his size. Hex's words may be confident, but his body language betrays a fearful hesitation.
~Thus begins Event: The Chasm!~
#ask#toastmgoats#hex#event: the chasm#he's scared of enclosed spaces thunder/lightning and thoros#caves classify as an enclosed space for him#no he does not mine. he does not go underground. it's more alien to him than the ocean#(points at my minecraft oc) hear. feel. think#there's one other thing he's scared of but that's a surprise tool for later
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Oh god he's got illager brows. How... fitting
#minecraft askblog#minecraft#minecraft ask blog#minecraft warden#my art#toastmgoats#i still need to update his ref to have the facial hair fhdjdkd
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Is that heat thing of yours ethereal or are you simply from the nether?
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Sometimes I wonder, when bugs end up on the news cuz they crawled over the camera lens, if they knew they were tv stars......
I think they're far too busy doing bugs stuff to care about trivial human concepts like fame. Gotta nibble a leaf and skitter around.
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