#toastmgoats

[punkitt-is-here]

Plz.. draw sexy lil pinups of urself in sexy lil outfits....... We Need To See

You know what...maybe I will!!!

[lakefama]

Why "lake"? Why the source of ur fear???

i have a comic here about the story behind my name!

despite the importance to me of the lake i grew up near, like most bodies of water it also just happened be filled with slimy creatures that i do not want touching me

[hopepunk-humanity]

Hope punk music rec: I Was Alive by BEARTOOTH

Hopepunk recs

[rebloggingrexan]

[onenicebugperday]

@toastmgoats submitted: Almost accidentally stepped on this big boi before its big butt caught my attention! In a frozen stupor, no less! What is it? Located in [removed] (plz remove) Also I moved it outside so it's all good

Extremely beautiful wolf spider!

[dailyanypokemon]

#386 - Deoxys

Requested by @toastmgoats

[wagemama-ningyo]

put your spotify ‘on repeat’ playlist on shuffle & let your friends pick their favorite of the first five songs

Thank you @dinosaurjam for the tag

Tagging @moosekababs @ethantheannus @rockygetsrolling @woof-verine and @toastmgoats

[askdeoxys]

“ANYWAYS, YEAH. THIS IS THE LONGEST I’VE BEEN IN THE PUBLIC EYE IN AWHILE. EVERY TIME I DISAPPEAR, THERE ARE SO MANY NEW FACES TO MEET, BUT I’M GLAD I’VE STUCK AROUND SO LONG THIS TIME. (I wouldn’t have gotten to meet my best friend here if I disappeared again...) THE COMEBACK SO FAR FOR DEOXYS HAS GONE WELL, I THINK?”

[ @toastmgoats ] 

[ cameo from @occasional-weed ]

((Away from home, so all I have access to is MSPaint. Ah well, we’re going back to our roots, then.))      

[artificeandoddities]

@toastmgoats​

[just-anaverage-person]

Best description of an erection thank you user toastmgoats

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

[ask-wretched]

Oh god he's got illager brows. How... fitting

[askeindtheenderman]

Is that heat thing of yours ethereal or are you simply from the nether?

[twinsinminecraft]

Hey, not totally sure, but uh, I think somebody else is right outside the cabin, maybe I'm just seeing more mist, but wanted y'all to know just in case

Garth: Wait, what do you mean? You think someone is stalking our cabin or something?

Kyle: Well, it wouldn't be the first time. That mist sure did mess me up and-

//Someone knocks on the door from the outside

Kyle: WHAT-

Garth: WHO!?

Garth: Put. The cup. Down.

Kyle: Right, sorry

//Garth and Kyle open the door

Garth: Uh, hello?

Garth + Kyle: YOU!!!

[onenicebugperday]

Sometimes I wonder, when bugs end up on the news cuz they crawled over the camera lens, if they knew they were tv stars......

I think they're far too busy doing bugs stuff to care about trivial human concepts like fame. Gotta nibble a leaf and skitter around.

[leavemetofish]

Haha now u can't fish

There's now and enraged magma cube in the meadow.

Also the fire is spreading. M!A Magma Mitís (1/4)

[ask-pax]

@toastmgoats​