#to their rules. um. no?
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can i not even be a part of a whatsapp group about our local nature conservancy without that jumped up wannabe estate group in our area punting their shit
#they seem to be under the impression that they can form a private security company with the word estate in ot and that makes the area#an....estate#and that because 51% of residents signed up they can start putting signs up and demanding that all other residents must acquiesce#to their rules. um. no?#no offence but if you want to live in an estate you'd...live in an estate#also c'mon guys it's because the comrades are coming up#i am...58% reading too much into this but also it's been four years and i'm just fucking annoyed about it. go away. get out of my face#stop acting like other residents are deliberately going out of their way to sabotage your project when in reality most people are fine#not me though! i'm going to deliberately phone the municipality about their newest batch of signs <3#apologies for the suburbia blogging; can you tell i hate it here?#will delete later
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The Missing Scarf (Interlude) - part 17
Duties and kinship
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#undertale#undertale au#undertale comic#undertale comic au#mel#the missing scarf#utmv#utmv comic#ebott#dreemurr#looks like Mel's au has its own methods to deal with such cases... whatever they might be#but mel did say that she was willing to turn a blind eye since it's not her au/rules#turns out she actually feels a bit bad seeing a fellow skeleton in this state um?
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Game night ruined.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#wang lingjiao#If the assorted Jiang disciples look familiar it's because they are the same as the disciples in the LWJ in Yunmeng Jiang AU comics!#I decided that if I was going to have background characters come up a lot I may as well solidify a few designs.#We are following MLP background character rules in the sense there are more disciples around but these guys fill in for them#Do they have names? No(t yet).#I just think the jiang disciples are very sweet and cute in the audio drama. I hope nothing bad happens to them.#(let me have me fun and whimsy with them before...you know...)#I feel like I totally missed an opportunity to set WLJ up as an 'Um Actually" girl.#“you're hitting on my man? UM ACTUALLY get BURNT”#“You want to fly kites? UM ACTUALLY It's offensive to my sect so get fucked”#“UM ACTUALLY we're setting up a supervisory office here”#“You want me to stay? UM ACTUALLY I think we pissed off some ghosts so I'm outtie <3”#Do you see the lost potential here? I'm furious at myself for not seeing it sooner.
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Idk y'all like at this point it just feels like there's nowhere to go for long time mtg fans who are more interested in the game's original settings and stories.
Half of all sets in a release block going forward are UB, and now UB is legal across all formats? Grand, sprawling stories like the Phyrexian invasion are given a set (and a shitty half If they're lucky) to resolve, when they would've been given a whole release block to themselves in the past.
Nothing against those who enjoy UB, I'm not gonna stand here and pretend I didn't buy the fallout edh decks. If you like an IP and it comes to magic it's exciting! If it brings in new players that's great! But at a certain point what's the true priority here?
Old players generally aren't interested in most or every UB set. Players drawn in by their fave IP being in magic are a lot less likely to invest in the next sets. More casual players often can't afford the premium usually placed on UB sets. Wizards has to pay out God knows how much in licensing fees to monster companies with more money than them like marvel. Clearly this isn't sustainable.
But at this point it truly and genuinely feels like magic is not interested in telling it's own stories in its own unique settings. It doesn't care about giving it's writers the time to actually Write. It's more concerned with original settings staying "on theme" then actually feeling like fleshed out worlds with deep and complex lore.
I'll be shocked if magic Doesn't become nothing more then an IP blender game within the next 5 years. And if it does become that then it'll be an even quicker limp into the coffin.
Draft is dead. The future of EDH is uncertain at best. Standard is basically just for competitive players and tourney grinders hoping to make money. UB is going to dilute any remnants of originality and writing magic could be bothered with.
But hey the hasbro stock holders are happy right? Number go up? Number go up good? Damn it all for short term profits. Who cares what happens in the long run.
(I want to clarify that I do not bash the writing and lore of magic to bash the People writing it. Rather the Company that does not properly support them and give them the room to nurture their stories. I don't even necessarily want to heap all the blame on wizards. I have no idea how much hasbro forces their hand. What a slap in the face to see magic have some of its most successful sales ever with lotr and bloomburrow and Still face massive layoffs. This. Isn't. Sustainable.)
These are my opinions I'm venting
#mtg#magic the gathering#sky speaks#I could make a separate post about the new blocking rules#um wtf are the new blocking rules#why
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kind of fucking insane that we live on a planet actually. has anyone else heard about this?
#m#went for a walk around town tonight for um. pokemon go reasons lmao#but it was a lot later than i would normally be outside just like. walking around#and man. there are some good night sky views out there....#i did end up lying on the ground for basically every photo i took but was absolutely worth it#stars<3#you can even kind of see the milky way in one or two of these which rules
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listen I know it’s kind of corny and inaccurate to act like every single person in the dc universe knows each other and is besties but it IS endlessly funny to me to follow the web of connections and see how many degrees removed from each other everyone is.
like look at the arrowfam okay. ollie and dinah are together, ollie is homoerotic best friends with hal, dinah is homoerotic best friends with babs. roy is dating dick, has a kid with jade, and is basically an adoptive father to both grant emerson and rose wilson. connor is dating kyle and is constantly followed around by eddie fyers. mia is friends with a lot of the second gen teen titans kids, had an on-again-off-again thing going on with steph for a while, and is currently dating sienna. emiko is besties with courtney and some of the other recent teen titans. sin has a small army of protective aunts from the birds of prey. the real question is how far does it go before ollie puts a cap on the number of people who are invited to family brunch on sundays
#arrowfam#LIKE. PLSSSS#can you imagine them all in one room.#roy: hey ollie can garth come to brunch this week.. he’s in town and i never get to see him and he really wants to try your pancakes#ollie: idk roy we’re already at max capacity..#roy: please dad🥺🥺🥺🥺#ollie: …..fine. someone will have to be uninvited then#mia: why? what’s one more person?#ollie: bc I have Very Strict Rules!!! If I don’t follow the invite limit then the whole town’ll show up every week!#connor what about axing kyle#connor: …dad. I am not disinviting my boyfriend and Only Guest to brunch bc of your arbritrary rules.#ollie: fine that’s fair. um…#mia: what about grant#ollie: for the last time mia we are not banning your nephew from family brunch because he allegedly#ate some of your bacon one time. it was not a big deal and you need to get over it#mia: UMM‼️‼️ it was a big deal TO ME🗣️🗣️and I don’t appreciate you INVALIDATING my emotions like this‼️‼️#ollie: uhhh emiko what about courtney. she comes over like every week will she be fine sitting this one out#emiko: I can’t believe this. how dare you deny my ONLY FRIEND IN THE WORLD an invitation to brunch. it’s like you hate me#ollie: EMI I KNOW YOU PATENTLY HAVE MORE FRIENDS. who have BEEN TO BRUNCH BEFORE.#emiko: YOU CAN’T TAKE COURTNEY FROM MEEEEEE#ollie: FINE ok.#roy: why don’t you just tell hal not to come all the way down here for brunch I mean he’s here every week anyway#ollie: bc it’s hal okay. mind your own business.#roy: fine. but we’re running out of people#connor: I mean………. what about eddie#ollie: ………….. yeah ok I’m sold. that works. meeting adjourned good job team#mia: why are you so worked up about keeping attendance low anyway#ollie: MY KITCHEN TABLE CAN ONLY FIT SO MANY SUPERHEROES MIA
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its my 2 year blogaversary 😁 thanks for all the love!
#um idk. did you guys know that i like this character?#the rule with this collage is only one hua cheng per drawing#so really this amounts to a half or even third of the hua chengs i’ve drawn. given i usually draw a couple at once/a comic#this averages out to me drawing a hua cheng around every 2 or 3 days for the last 2 years. btw. if anyone was curious#art#my art#hua cheng#not art
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Yo
#my art#splatoon#digital art#splatoon art#splatoon fanart#dread wringer#my ocs#eli (splatsona)#i free-handed the background hence any inconsistencies that might be there#also um the number one rule of lighting is to have fun and be yourself#second rule. just wing it#hey anybody in chat like dread wringer. i love dread wringer#i 4 starred it the other day and yesterday pulled the title 'praiseworthy dread wringer user' from the machine#praiseworthy is a bit generous. but thanks#anyways I hope i dont get nitpicky about this piece later it was meant to be a quick thing (quick being relative...)#i <3 my annoying mop bucket#illustration
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ex-ZA/UM employees announce they have begun work on a special type of glue that lets you walk up and down walls
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subjugate your shame (uncropped under the cut)
i like yasu's face too much here to not post it uncropped....
#beatrice the golden witch#beatrice umineko#sayo yasuda#yasuda sayo#umineko#umineko no naku koro ni#wtc#when they cry#umitober#jichanart#originally i was gonna colour this more normally but i wasn't enjoying it so i gave up and did something simpler#i like the lineart here too much to not finish this one#anyway um. about beatrice and yasu's dual roles of master and servant#yasu who is both heir and the true master of the family/island#but who is inescapably ruled by her circumstances and blood. and also literally working as a maid#beatrice whose presence is ambiguous but inescapable on the island. who holds the family's wealth and decides who may live and die#but also literally trapped on the island and is very much another possession of the ushiromiyas#who is also furniture like the rest of the servants#yasu as beatrice's master is obviously about yasu knowing the full truth and using it for her own purposes#conquering the legend of the witch and making it work for her instead#but i guess also (my personal wish)#the idea of yasu overcoming the beatrice that represents her shame over her body and her blood#hence the title#yuri as a metaphor for self acceptance (once again)#and what a fine master yasu would be for beatrice....#after being mistreated by kinzo and abandoned by battler#how cold and cruel and loving#that a mere maid would rise above her station to put the witch beatrice in her place....#(i am lost in yuri delusions)#now you see why i couldn't abandon this wip? i have too much to say about it....
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You know its true that out of the four stone toa we know Onewa is the exception due to being An Asshat but i think we could focus more on Pouks being the white sheep of a flock of goats. Hes the only one of them who was like, formally employed and working an actual job as a toa. His siblings are just his coworkers. I dont think he knows a sport. He was so glad Pohatu and Hewkii were nothing like Onewa for all of twelve seconds before dreadfully discovering that they are exactly like Onewa, just in previously unimaginable ways, such as the batshit circumstances of their toahood and accidentally kicking a ball into each others face at mach speeds for fun
#bionicle#onewa#pouks#pohatu#hewkii#random talks#pouks is like oh finally some nice pleasant boys im surprised onewa could raise them like that ahah#only to see them perform some Inscrutable Meathead Ritual with their turaga and ruefully going ah. no yeah theyre definitely his proteges#they invite him to play kohlii and hes like 'oh sure um what are the rules?'#and they stare at him dead in the eye for five minutes before seizing him for an EMERGENCY KOHLII CRASH COURSE#hewkii: ok we're gonna play the post-bohrok version for this--#pohatu: noooo lets play classic#hewkii: we CANT play classic youve got Armored Feet and hes as frail as a desert rose you would KILL HIM#pohatu: but i like classic better!!!!!!!!#hewkii: so do i!!!!!!!!#pohatu: then lets play classic!!!!!#hewkii: NO YOUD KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!#pouks (growing more afraid by the minute): this is fine
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The Spot Headcanons
Request: I have no idea if you take requests or anything but like ... spot with an s/o who chews on him. Nothing nsfw or suggestive or anything. I think they'd just wanna chew on him like . Some kind of stick. (Btw i 💞💞💞 ur writing so BADDDDD)
A/N: I did a quick glance and I thought you were calling my writing bad and im like, then why are you hereಥ_ಥ (there’s a quick mention about sex, but its not like graphic)
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In all his time that he’s known you, he’s always known that you had some oral fixation. There were times that you tried to hide it from Johnathan, but it was never successful. You’d chew on popsicle sticks until they were splintered and frayed, you bite on toothpicks until you’d spit out the thin lines of wood, and only once you grew comfortable around him, you’d bite on your knuckles. If he were to be honest, he was worried you’d break your skin, so he started to carry bandages in his pocket.
However, you never broke skin. You’d chew lightly, your teeth marks dented into your skin, over your knuckles and on the webbed part of your hand, chewed on the side of your finger. Further into the relationship, you start to chew without trying to hide it from him. He’d watch as you bite on a popsicle stick, bitten between your molars and grinded until it pared in the middle, and you’d hold his hand. You’d massage it, your jaw tight as you press into his palm and squeeze onto his fingers. With wood acting as a poor replacement for flesh, you’d satisfy your desire by holding his hand.
Splinters are on your tongue and drool lays a pool into your mouth as you focus on his hands and wrists, running the pad of your index finger over his veins, pinching over the flesh of his knuckles and the meaty part of his palm. It’s obvious to anyone watching that you want to bite him, but are too afraid to ask. He has his own quirks that you’ve satisfied without complaint, and he’s sure that he’s made it clear that you can ask him anything, and yet, you don’t. Your tongue is splintered, and his hand is massaged, and he lays on your chest. A part of him wonders if his flesh is not to your desire, if his fingers are too calloused for your liking. He can only hold his breath when you kiss his palm. Your breath is warm, and your lips are soft, you hold him gently, running your lips from the center, up towards a finger, and he hopes that you bite him, that you mark him and dent his skin with your canines.
Of course, he has tried to get you sensory toys due to not wanting you to get splinters on your tongue, they never worked the same. The toys would work for a while, and it was apparent that you tried to enjoy them, grinding your teeth into them, and trying to tear it apart, but he could tell that you’d only grow frustrated. As you would chew and chew, by the end of it, spit had coated the toy and dripped onto your hand. It wasn’t the most sanitary, especially when you made it a point to try to tear apart the toy, and it would lay wrapped clean in a napkin until the next use. It was fairly common that you would end up losing them, and by the time you found them, no amount of soap and water had deemed the toys clean.
The only time that you’d actually bruise his skin is when the two of you are intimate. You’d bite his shoulder, sink your teeth in and pull him closer when he hisses at the contact. He had no idea someone could bite so gentle and harsh at the same time. You lap at the wound, kissing it, pressing your lips softly as if to ease the sting. And again, you bite, scratching at his back, knitting your hands into his hair, and breathing heavily. When he stares at himself in the mirror, he lets his hands linger when your teeth have tattooed themselves. His fingertips ghost over the inflamed skin, and he swears that he can feel the dentations, and the skin burns, and he can’t stop tracing where you’ve kissed him.
If you won’t bite him unless there’s intimacy involved, then he’ll make it known that it’s okay to chew on him. He’d cover your mouth with his hand, his index over your mouth, and the rest of his hand cradling your chin. He’d feel your heated breaths pant over his index, and he’d stare into your eyes, the void of the black hole that is him staring into your shining eyes reflecting his image. Neither of you dare to break eye contact for a moment- he wants to see if you’d actually bite him. You’re the one to break eye contact, your eyes darting down to his finger, and back to him and he nods, unable to breathe as he can feel the skin of your teeth drag over the side of his finger and feel the thin of it bite down. His breath catches in his throat, and his spots widen and contract as the feeling of your teeth squeezing down.
You smile with your teeth bared, and he realizes just how much he wants you to bite him. He wants you to etch yourself onto his skin, to know that you find him worthy of being torn and mawed by you. You comment on the different texture that he has compared to you. How he feels different, and when insecurity makes him anxious, you ask if it’s really okay for you to bite him. And when he tells you yes, you hold onto his arm, your breath soft and fanning over him as you bite and bite, pressing a kiss over each mark.
If he’s not in close proximity towards you- which is rare- he will use a spot to put his hand through, letting you bite onto him. It’s almost frightening how addicted he became to you biting him, how he likes the feeling of your maw threatening to tear and rip his flesh. In the soft kisses that follow, where you flutter your lips over his hand and arm, and over his neck and shoulder, you tell him thank you, and your hands have gone untouched, splinters no longer poke your tongue.
In return for letting you bite him, he likes to rest his head on your chest and feel you scratch his back. He’ll always tell you that there’s no need to repay him- he enjoys your biting habits as much as you do- but he can’t complain when he’s allowed to just rest on you. He’ll put his full weight on you, and stretch over you, humming when your nails pull down on his back, and nearly asleep by the time your hand has cramped. He’ll nuzzle further into your chest when you scratch at the top of his head, letting out a noise of content.
What will and his spots and the chewing that you allow, you’ve started to try different nicknames. Johnathan and any variations of it were always welcomed and when you called him Spot, you always said it so lovingly that it never struck the kind of intimidation that he was going for. At one point, you tried calling him “Swiss”- “like swiss cheese, ‘cause you’re so holey and chewy,” you joked. He still doesn't know how he feels about the nickname, but the more you called him that despite the obvious grumbling, the more he became almost fond of it. He isn’t sure how much he likes being compared to a piece of food, but you always smile at the name, and he can’t ruin your smile.
#jonathan ohnn x reader#johnathon ohnn#jonathan ohnn#the spot#the spot atsv#the spot headcanons#the spot spiderverse#the spot x reader#johnathan ohnn#johnathan ohnn x reader#there was this guy in my class and i would always stare at his neck#and like i always wanted to just chomp#like it seemed like a good neck#like vampires?? i get it#i would also love to just chew#i hope that you like it#its not as silly as it could have been#because maybe it was meant to be silly#but um yeah!!#i had this thing in my rule page that i got rid of in the links#how like im bad at writing silly because i dont think my way of writing fits it?? but idk#its hard for me to write silly#i feel like i can never get it write
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Boomer euphrasia my beloved
#i know there r rules to when ure supposed to wear a hijab but uh um i made my own anyways teehee#writers cover up frol head to toe in public n only take off their hijab around family n close friends cause i said so#this is just my excuse to not have to draw euphie always wearing a hijab around arin#he's invited to the girls sleepover n euphrasia doesn't have to stay in her hijab the whole sleepover#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago euphrasia#ninjago arin#ninjago sora#blue's doodles
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Sighh here it is chat.. some comics i made of various quality based on BEE novels..
American Psycho
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The Rules of Attraction
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Glamorama
@anyarlly @endofthe1980s
#i hate some of these icl#had some more lauren stuff but um.. abandonned wip hell!#couch art#american psycho#the rules of attraction#glamorama#bret easton ellis#patrick bateman#luis carruthers
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Send a "💫" for an oc fun fact!
i like learning random things about ocs that aren't usually brought up or that i missed so! this my excuse to hear a little!
#u can send to me if you want but this is more of an excuse for me to learn things about my friends ocs without HAVING TO ASSKKK HEHEHEHEHEHE#SO UM PLEASE REBLOG SO I CAN SEND U STARS#LOOKS AT U GUYS PLEAAASEEE lemme get in that inbox thnx#u can add ur own rules and stuff but ummm eheheheheheh#waits patiently for my friends to see
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i'm alive btw i've just been, um,
#osrs is PERFECT for adhd working. im deep in my queue rn and usually struggle to work without being distracted#so having a lil game i can clicky on but otherwise mostly not pay attention to rules and is helping me get thru work waaaay faster#but tht also means im um#up until 4 am in my free time lol#i grind all day while i work and then when im done i stay up till 4 questing#this is a regular schedule and i'm sure i will not regret it#oc: milo#fursona#sketchy#dragon#also im bringing back milo....#old reliable and deeply personal fits rlly well into ongoing identity issues#so expect to see a lil more milo than cow or tilly for a bit perhaps
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