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randomwriteronline · 9 months ago

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You know its true that out of the four stone toa we know Onewa is the exception due to being An Asshat but i think we could focus more on Pouks being the white sheep of a flock of goats. Hes the only one of them who was like, formally employed and working an actual job as a toa. His siblings are just his coworkers. I dont think he knows a sport. He was so glad Pohatu and Hewkii were nothing like Onewa for all of twelve seconds before dreadfully discovering that they are exactly like Onewa, just in previously unimaginable ways, such as the batshit circumstances of their toahood and accidentally kicking a ball into each others face at mach speeds for fun

#bionicle #onewa #pouks #pohatu #hewkii #random talks #pouks is like oh finally some nice pleasant boys im surprised onewa could raise them like that ahah #only to see them perform some Inscrutable Meathead Ritual with their turaga and ruefully going ah. no yeah theyre definitely his proteges #they invite him to play kohlii and hes like 'oh sure um what are the rules?'#and they stare at him dead in the eye for five minutes before seizing him for an EMERGENCY KOHLII CRASH COURSE #hewkii: ok we're gonna play the post-bohrok version for this--#pohatu: noooo lets play classic #hewkii: we CANT play classic youve got Armored Feet and hes as frail as a desert rose you would KILL HIM #pohatu: but i like classic better!!!!!!!!#hewkii: so do i!!!!!!!!#pohatu: then lets play classic!!!!!#hewkii: NO YOUD KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!#pouks (growing more afraid by the minute): this is fine

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