#to see if inasa was there too lmao

[punkbakugo]

this translation makes me want to die but i can't deny that hawks being called an s-tier twink made me laugh

[bluebellhairpin]

(For the Valentine's Day thing if spots haven't closed 🩷)

Inasa Yoarashi from My Hero Academia. My name is Dani and my pronouns are she/her. And NSFW please 🥰

I have to apologize because this. was difficult for me to write LMAO idk Inasa very well (and the nsfw side is. lacking a little (I'm STRUGGLING idk why but I AM)) but I did my best and I hope you enjoy it just the same <33

To The Love of My Life, 

Are you excited? To see I’ve written you a letter? I bet you were thinking I wasn’t getting the hints you were leaving about wanting one, but I know you too well by now! 

I had to admit it wasn’t hard to write this once I started thinking about it - about you. All the things I could say that I adore about you. It gets me excited, my hands are shaking at the thought of you getting to see with your own two eyes a whole list of what I love - all stemming from you. 

The way your face looks when I wake up before you, the way you react whenever I put your favourite songs on, the way you snuggle into the fluff of my cape when I wrap it around your shoulders. 

But the things I love most are things I don’t want to say through handwriting. They’re things I want to whisper into your skin when we’re close, things that I can repeat over and over until they’re all you can remember. 

So, my dearest Dani, make yourself known when you come home because I have a very special surprise for you this Valentines Day.

I’m waiting,

Yoarashi

[redxriiot]

What a perfect time for me to realize I need to organize my icons I've made jdvv

[makeste]

BnHA 323: “I Don’t Know How to Explain to You That You Should Care About Other People”

Previously on BnHA: Kacchan was all, “Izuku, I’m sorry.” Bakugou Stans were all, “[sobs for a week straight and tearfully awards him the Nobel Prize for character development].” Deku was all, “[faints in Kacchan’s arms].” Iida was all, “[trying to decide if Ochako genuinely tried to kill him a few minutes ago].” Horikoshi was all, “NO TIME FOR HUGS WE MUST GET BACK TO UA.” The civilians holed up at U.A. were all, “WE TOOK A VOTE AND DECIDED THAT WE’RE ALL GOING TO BE JERKS ABOUT THIS AND MAKE A BIG FUSS ABOUT YOU LETTING DEKU BACK INTO THE SCHOOL.” Deku was all “[stands there looking like he expected nothing less and breaking my heart more and more with each passing moment].” Ochako was all, “that does it, looks like I’m gonna have to do something about this... next chapter, that is.”

Today on BnHA: Flashback!Rat Principal is all “I just want you all to know that I spent nine million dollars turning U.A. into a giant Battleship-style grid that can burrow underground and zoom around in a giant subway maze because Horikoshi lacks a grounded understanding of both civil engineering and economics.” Back in the present day, Jeanist is all, “EVERYONE TAKE HEED, MY COMRADES AND I HAVE DEEMED IT EXPEDIENT TO CONVEY THIS AUSPICIOUS YOUTH BACK TO THIS STRONGHOLD. WE ANTICIPATE THAT WE MAY DEPEND UPON YOUR GOODWILL AND ACQUIESCENCE TO THESE TERMS.” The civilians were all, “NO.” Ochako was all, “EMPATHY, MOTHERFUCKERS, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!” The civilians were all, “oh shit.” Anyway so Ochako is a giant badass, but I’m a little worried that she’s going to get struck by lightning. Please come down from there.

so before we start this chapter, I would just like to apologize for having not posted the ch 321 recap yet, and would like to reassure everyone, and especially Iida who is staring at me with Sad Wobbly Guilt Trip Eyes, that I will get to that as soon as I can

OMG FLASHBACK??

yes please Horikoshi please show us more of class 1-A and their Deku intervention strategy jam sessions

oh dear

Iida you are too pure and good for this cruel world. [sprays the U.A. civilians with a water bottle] NO. BAD CIVILIANS! NO OSTRACIZING SCARED AND EXHAUSTED CHILDREN IN THE HOUSE

EXCUSE ME RAT PRINCIPAL WHAT’S WITH THESE MIXED MESSAGES

???

RAT PRINCIPAL: he’s free to return to us at any time!!

ALSO RAT PRINCIPAL: but it’s too risky for him to return to us

?? ??????? ?????????????????????

so now he’s going on about how strong the U.A. Barrier is, and how it’s comparable to the defensive capabilities of Tartarus. this would have sounded a lot more impressive before chapter 297 lol

OH!!!! HELLO, WHAT’S THIS!!!

A TIMELY CALLBACK TO A CERTAIN MYSTERIOUS EVENT WHICH HASN’T BEEN REFERENCED SINCE USJ? [U.A. TRAITOR MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

so now Rat Principal says he upgraded U.A.’s security systems with his own “modifications”, whatever the fuck that means. I mean look, I’ve been saying for a long time now that U.A. is the best place for everyone to hole up, don’t get me wrong. but that was mostly on account of there not being any other practical alternatives. but you’re making it sound like you figured out a way to actually make it Decay-proof or some wild shit like that

-- hold up, DID YOU ADD A FORCE FIELD. DID YOU TRICK THIS SCHOOL OUT WAKANDA-STYLE YOU CRAZY MARSUPIAL. HOLY SHIT. because that would actually be perfect

LMAO

WHAT KIND OF GALAXY BRAIN BULLSHIT. “NAH THERE’S NO NEED FOR A FORCE FIELD, LET’S JUST PUT WHEELS ON IT”

oh okay so the whole campus is basically capable of burrowing itself underground. that’s insane lol I wonder how they pulled that off. probably got poor Cementoss working overtime

blah blah blah so basically the entire campus is split into a grid and each section of the grid is capable of its own independent movement. lol this is just the Merone Base from KHR. you thought no one would notice this casual plagiarism ten years after the fact, but YOU UNDERESTIMATED YOUR AUDIENCE, HORIKOSHI

“joke’s on you imma just lampshade it” WELL ALL RIGHT THEN

“look at me I’m so fucking self-aware” fucking swear to god. I can’t believe this man is my favorite mangaka of all time smdh

“excuse me, I wasn’t finished describing all the rest of this bullshit yet,” Rat Principal breaks in impatiently. “we also added a steel wall all around the underground of the campus that’s 3000 steel plates thick. that’s fifteen fucking meters of solid fucking steel just fyi. and if anyone fucks around with any part of it the defense system will activate immediately! and also all of the plates are independently motorized, whatever the fuck that means!! in conclusion you’re gonna need a fucking tower crane to suspend all of your disbelief by the time I’m through with this paragraph”

“also Shiketsu is almost as reinforced as U.A. but not quite because we still had to make sure we were better.” but of course. and apparently the two schools are connected via a secret tunnel as Hagakure mentioned earlier

LSDKFJLSDKJFLK

“WAIT WHAT” LMAO YOU HEARD HIM, NOW INASA CAN VISIT YOU BOTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE WEIRD DREAM HE HAD. GOD BLESS YOU HORIKOSHI

(ETA: moment of appreciation for Shouto and Katsuki having the same thought at the same time and making Knowing Eye Contact and saying the exact same thing out loud in perfect unison like the best friends they are. what a blessed day.)

so Tokoyami is all “but wait if you engineered all this shit all the way back during the Band arc how did you even know that Tomura’s quirk awakening would become a thing, Horikoshi -- uh, I mean, Principal Nezu”

and Rat Principal is all “lol idk”

“basically I just woke up one morning and was all ‘say, you know what this school really needs? a fifteen-meter-thick underground steel wall, and the ability to break up into little pieces that individually zoom around wherever the fuck they want.’ jesus christ. lol if money and common sense were apparently no obstacle why didn’t you just teleport U.A. to the fucking moon or something. maybe I should shut up before I given him any ideas

dsfaelkjldkjgl

you heard it here first, folks, all of this cost a grand total of nine million U.S. dollars. well technically it cost “more than” nine million dollars. never has that distinction been more important lmao. are we sure this barrier was really made of steel and not cardboard? who the hell sold it to them, Ea-Nasir??

this is my favorite manga series of all time. yes I am ashamed

“in conclusion please do your best to reach Deku-kun” SO WHAT WAS ALL THAT NONSENSE ABOUT IT BEING TOO RISKY THEN. anyway thank you for this super informative and edifying flashback, Horikoshi. I will cherish it always. I don’t even want to read another translation of this absurdity lmao, there’s something special about it just the way it is. pretty sure Horikoshi just had a cracked out fever dream one night and transferred it to the pages of the manga verbatim

anyway so back to the unruly mob

not their finest moment. please excuse me while I cover poor Deku’s ears and give him a good shoosh pap

oh wow the parents are out here too

is Mitsuki trying to hold Inko back?? that’s the last thing this fandom needs right now is more Mitsuki discourse fffwlkjs. and even Jiroudad, scientifically proven to be the best dad in all of BnHA, is just standing there silently looking vaguely unhappy. way to rise to the moment you guys

MONOMA

so this settles it for me that Aizawa is not at UA. I know a lot of people have been wondering about his whereabouts, and if I had to wager a guess it would be that something happened with Shirakumo/Kurogiri. I can’t think of anything else -- even the loss of an eye and a limb -- that would keep him from his kids at a time like this

anyway but this is excellent Monoma content right here though. I love that he apparently adopted Eri after a single interaction with her. also WHERE IS SHINSOU DAMMIT. THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW

and Kouta’s there too looking like he wants to run over to Deku but Ragdoll won’t let him :/

it’s gotta be pretty upsetting for him to see his hero like this and not having anyone stand up for him. [taps megaphone] IS THIS THING ON. OKAY YEAH IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING. AHEM. PAGING URARAKA OCHAKO. GONNA NEED YOU TO GET OVER HERE ALREADY AND MAKE THAT BIG DRAMATIC SPEECH WHICH YOU ARE CLEARLY DYING TO MAKE. IF YOU DON’T DO IT SOON I’M GONNA HAVE TO STEP IN, AND YOU REALLY DON’T WANT ME TO DO THAT SINCE MY SPEECH WILL NOT BE VERY GOOD OR INSPIRING, AND WILL PROBABLY JUST CONSIST OF “HELLO, YOU ARE ALL STUPID, PLEASE SHUT UP AND GO AWAY”

so now Mic is telling them to calm down. at least someone’s speaking up here, geez

OH MY GOD

MY MAN JEANIST OUT HERE DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST: MAKING EVERYONE FEEL GUILTY AND JUDGED

OH MY GOD HE IS GIVING SUCH A LONG AND BORING SPEECH LMAO IS YOUR STRATEGY TO PUT THEM ALL TO SLEEP OR WHAT

truly in awe of this man’s ability to take messages which could easily be conveyed in ELI5-speak, and stubbornly convert them into incomprehensible language the likes of which you need a graduate degree in order to understand

“hey guys, so originally our plan was to use Deku as bait for the villains, but that didn’t really work and also we realized it was kinda dumb and was probably gonna get him killed, so we brought him back here instead.” was that really so hard, Jeanist. also are we all really just gonna sit back here and watch Jeanist take full credit for Bakugou’s plan just like that lmao

(ETA:

WHERE DID ENDEAVOR GO AND WHO IS THIS DIABOLICAL MASTER OF DISGUISE. lol I genuinely didn’t notice this because I was too busy digging through thesauruses trying to rewrite Jeanist’s speech; many thanks to @class1akids​ for pointing it out and making my day immeasurably better. take it easy there Dick Tracy.)

“anyway so please stop being dicks and let him fucking rest so he can save all your ungrateful asses” what an impassioned and inspiring plea. time to see if the masses will listen to reason

narrator: they did not listen to reason

oh my god finally Ochako is doing something. YEAH OCHAKO WOOOO SHOW THEM HOW IT’S DONE

hmm

this entire chapter is truly and utterly nonsensical to me lol

(ETA: on my second readthrough I’m fucking dying at how she stole the megaphone right out of Mic’s hand lmao. and how Kacchan is all “fuck yeah nothing I appreciate more than some quality fucking larceny.”)

oh I see she was jumping on top of the main building so as to scream down at them all more impressively

“ANYWAY DEKU IS PRETTY COOL ACTUALLY, YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN” couldn’t have said it better myself Ochako

lol uh

gotta say I did not have “Ochako reveals the secret of OFA to the entire U.A. Citizen Clown Parade” on my bingo card for this week. it’s a bold strategy cotton let’s see if it pays off

SDLFKJSL

“NO, SERIOUSLY, HAVE YOU LOOKED AT HIM YOU GUYS. YOU THINK HE LIKES RUNNING AROUND DRESSED LIKE A RUSTED OIL DRUM?? HE DID THAT FOR YOU YOU UNGRATEFUL SLOBS”

so she is basically explaining the entire Deku Angst arc to them and explaining what a good and selfless protagonist Deku is, YES, PREACH

OMG IT’S THE GIGANTIC FOX LADY

not to insinuate anything, but what exactly were you doing standing out here with the hysterical mob, Gigantic Fox Lady? you’re better than that

-- KACCHAN SIGHTING!!

sdlkfjl. thanks for weighing in with that helpful and important observation. where have you been for the last five minutes. were you asleep. was it Jeanist’s speech

never mind, now he’s yelling at the civilians so I instantly forgive him

THE FUTURE NUMBER ONE HERO, EVERYONE. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. HE’LL BE HERE ALL WEEK

“anyway so I’m just going to end the chapter here” lmao seventeen pages truly do go by so fast. at least he didn’t try to force in a cliffhanger at the end this time. dare I say, growth

so I guess the civilians are either gonna have a Kamino and/or Fukuoka-esque moment where they remember how to be decent people and apologize to this poor young man, or else they’ll remain unpersuaded, and so Kacchan will have to knock a few of their heads around until they become more inclined to be reasonable. either option is fine by me lol

[ihatebnha]

for the main 3 bnha boys (three musketeers headasses) who do you think would be most likely to have a 3some 😶

I LIKE HOW YOU THINK, ANON..... thank you so much for asking, i had a ton of fun with this!!!💚❤️🤍💚

(also hope you don’t mind but im doing this reader insert context😌)

As for who’s most likely.... 

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Deku. 

Hands down Deku. 

This is another moment I feel like… he probably wouldn’t think of the idea himself, but if you suggested it AND he researched it AND he knew the other person (basically as long as it was planned really well), he’d probably be down to at least try it. 

I know we’ve already discussed how he really just wants to make you happy and learn all that he can about everything, so you know this is also why I see him as kind of a closeted freak... one who’s of course really sweet, but surprisingly willing to get all down and dirty with it if that’s what you wanted. 

That being said though, it may not be his favorite thing, and (the other day I was thinking about why we never see poly!bakudeku)… he actually probably wouldn’t want to have a 3some with Bakugo LMAO… (although I can actually see Bakugo being down lowkey, as he probs wouldn’t mind fucking Deku’s GF...)

In general though, I can also see Bakugo having one… but it would probably take a lot of convincing… especially if he’s in a relationship.

I feel like this is another scenario when he’d just be like… “Why would I do that when I’m perfectly fine with what we’ve got going on?” mostly because if he’s dating you, he’s not going to be interested in fucking someone else, NOR be trusting of someone else to fuck you… 

If you do manage to convince him, however, he definitely gets to choose the person (and honestly it’s probably just Kiri or something) AND makes a whole bunch of rules that you BOTH need to follow (no kissing, no cumming inside, etc)... 

Bakugo also makes me laugh bc I kinda get cuck vibes from him…. Like they’re obviously very… um…. Specific…. But I feel like with the right person (AKA someone he trusts), he’d be okay watching you get banged by them🥴(and I’ve been meaning to write something for this for a bit)

GOD THO…. Todoroki…………. 

I really gotta be honest and say that one head canon I really love about todoroki is the one where if he’s dating you… he just isn’t interested in or turned on by anything or anyone else… so out of all of them, if you were to suggest a threesome, he’d probably wrinkle his nose at the idea. 

Not because he hates the concept or anything, he just would NOT want somebody else there. He’s the guy who’s like “am I not enough??” And when you’re like, “no ofc not!” He’s like “K good goodnight,” and doesn’t wait for you to explain. 

I imagine that he doesn’t even want to THINK about fucking people other than you… and he definitely doesn’t want you to think about fucking other people, either…

So while maybe in might work in a different context…. As in, possibly, cucking someone else… He’s probably the least likely. If he ever were to share you… the whole thing would just spiral into some huge, intense competition and you’d be the one to end up the sore loser (as we see with todoroki + inasa, where he’s just too stubborn to give you up) (I forgot I wrote that until literally this second lmfao)

Honestly… the only person I can really see him sharing with is Deku, and even then I feel like he’d be all grouchy about it…. (Also at some point I can see him being like, “you’re not doing it right!!!” Lol king)… 

And if u were dating Deku and Deku offered to let him join, I feel like part of him would be like…. “Ummm… she’s yours?”

Anyway.. as you can see... I love that about Todo…🥺

[bnha-mha-imagines]

ooKAY- i know you probs have a ton of reqs so take your time with this, deny this if this is too much even- I would like to request just a small headcannon with the Shiketsu students with reader from U.A? So they meet at the provisional license and Shiketsu student realises, “damn, this person is really neat wtf i really like them-“ and reader is like “kk i like u too” and eeeee? Lmao I know this is really vague but just go however you want with it, take care of urself and make urself go uwu.

YES Shiketsu students are so fun and so underrated! :) Let’s give 'em some good ol’ fashioned lovin’.

___

Inasa Yoarashi:

He’s eccentrically friendly, going up to people left and right with an enthusiastic introduction. So he’s the one who comes up to the U.A. students and starts talking with everyone.

He makes an effort to personally introduce himself to every single student but when he sees you… he can’t help but think you look good if you know what I mean.

Pretty much directly walks over to you and shakes your hand. While some of your classmates had been a little hesitant with his forwardness, you actually seemed to share his sentiment. Good looking and sweet! Check. 

He goes on to make a spiel about passion and you just nod your head, giving him your full attention and making him feel seen and heard whereas others just tune him out. He finds himself liking your presence more and more! 

“Wow, we get along great. Now here I am wishing you went to Shiketsu…” 

And you just laugh and it sounds like bells and suddenly his heart is beating fast and his palms are getting sweaty. 

“If all the boys are as cute as you, then maybe I’ll consider transferring!” 

Man is passionate about everything, so his crush on you hits him like a FREIGHT train. 

Camie Utsushimi:

Look, there was a lot of attractive people from U.A., and Camie was always a fan of ogling some eye candy… but when you stepped off the bus, woowee! 

She gets this little smile on her face and Seiji is already trying to reel her back in because it's unbecoming for her to do what she's about to do but… there's no stopping Camie. 

She strides right on over to you to introduce herself and compliment your hero’s costume! She’s very blatant with her flirting, even going as far as to push up her breasts a little. 

Most people would have been embarrassed or stunned at the sudden attention, but you only smiled politely and carried out a conversation with her. You ask her about her interests, giving her the respect and attention that many of her Shiketsu classmates fail to. 

She’s practically hanging off you throughout the hero licensing exam, deciding to team up with you even though you’re with U.A. 

She can’t help it! You’re cute, funny, and treat her kindly? She’s a flirt of a babe maybe, but never did she think she’d score with someone like you!

Definitely slips you her number by the end of the exam, blowing you a kiss.

Seiji Shishikura:

It takes him a while to actually learn that you’re a nice person because he’s so biased against U.A. that he just lumps you in with Bakugo and the rest of the people he believes are undignified. 

But when Inasa drags him over during introductions, he actually admired how respectable and polite you are, unlike many of your classmates. 

Ultimately, you make a pretty good first impression on him and he leaves you alone during the provisional licensing exam since he thinks you have the perfect attitude for an up and coming hero. 

You recognize him later and catch him after the hero licensing exam. When you ask if he passed and he says he wasn’t trying to pass you can’t help but laugh. He raises an eyebrow and you quickly apologize, still smiling.

“Sorry, it’s just that I assumed someone as strong and eloquent as you would have passed early on! I guess you had something more important on your mind?” The way you leaned toward him smiling made him swallow the growing lump in his throat. 

“Yeah…” he said, hands behind his back. He tried not to stare at your lips; such thoughts were inappropriate and impolite. “I guess you could say something like that’s on my mind.”

You hummed, pulling your phone out and handing it to him. “Maybe you can tell me about them later? We can exchange contact information…” 

He only hesitated for a few seconds before putting in his number with a teeny tiny smile. You’ve already proved you were better than the rest of your ingrate classmates… getting to know you better couldn’t hurt.

[blushinggray]

Okay ngl I usually don’t post hc’s or updates or ideas about my fics bc I usually wanna keep them “as a surprise” for when I do publish it (if I ever even do lol) or I’ve had this mindset that just talking about writing prevents me or takes time from actually writing. Or that even if I do talk about my feelings/ideas about smth, that no one will really care. Which is why I kinda save it for dm’s with friends/when the topic actually comes up. And even then, I don’t wanna overwhelm them with all my thoughts/ideas so I kind of hold back on some things

But recently I came across this Twitter thread that reminded me that it is perfectly fine to blabber on about the things I like if I want to. And even if no one cares, it’s MY freaking blog. I write for fun and for free and for ME. So I should stop trying to hide behind self deprecation as “humility” or keep my ideas bottled up just to save them as “surprises” when I actually just wanna talk about them!!!!!

I’m gonna start tagging these as #fic trivia so if you don’t care to see my babbling, or you prefer just my surprise fic emails outta nowhere, then feel free to hide that tag from your dash. But I am gonna try to start being more open about what I wanna talk about when I wanna talk about it, regardless of the feedback/interaction (or lack thereof) that I get

So without further ado, some hc’s from my tattoo artist!bakugou fic:

Among his friends, Bakugou has tatted:

Jirou (first practice canvas)

Kirishima (upper arms and chest, maybe legs)

Uraraka (upper arms)

Kaminari (random scattered pieces for whenever he’s feeling spontaneous and can handle the pain)

Sero (one sleeve, chest, legs)

Deku (he’s a good boy but he wanted one by his friend so he got one on his hip just to support kacchan/hide it from his mom)

Ashido (random pieces all over, not only by Bakugou bc she has more tattoo artist friends who practice on her, so she’s pretty filled up)

Inasa (whole sleeves and chest pieces)

Camie (one thing on her back maybe)

Tokoyami (random pieces on his upper arms)

Sato (whole sleeves)

Shoji (whole sleeves and random stuff all over)

Tetsutetsu (whole sleeves and chest pieces)

Among clients, Bakugou has tattooed:

Nejire (obviously) — a singer in this au

Shindou (chest and upper arms)

Nakagame (one thing in her arm)

Gang orca (whole sleeves)

Death arms (chest pieces, one thing on legs)

Kendou (one on her arm, one on her side)

Present Mic (one on his arm)

Vlad King (one upper arm/chest piece)

Burnin’ (tat on her back)

Before starting Dynamight Studios, he was an apprentice for Best Jeanist for several years. His mentor was a lot more artsy than he was, but Bakugou respects legends in their own right. Plus it gave him a chance to experiment with things to find out that he does, in fact, only like to do what he wants to do 😪

But Jeanist gave him a ton of experience and brought him along to plenty of conventions, domestic and international, so his time as an apprentice is irreplaceable. They still talk and Bakugou visits every once in a while. 

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Reader has tattooed:

Yaomomo

Nejire

Mount lady

Intelli Saiko & friends (from provisional license exam arc)

Kodai & Komori (came in together)

Probably way more people in her base area

Reader apprenticed with Hawks, which honestly gave her a bit of a headache. He’s a super talented tattoo artist but his work style is kind of overwhelming. She learned a lot from him, that’s for sure, but the way he would just make her crank out dozens of sketches a day was not sustainable for her. It did force her to think out of the box a lot though, which is what eventually birthed her new personal style

She now works at a relatively popular tattoo shop she started with another tattoo artist friend, but she takes jobs from a lot of people and places. Sometimes, she even gets a client referred to by her old mentor, whom she visits every so often with food. 

-

About Red Riot Bar:

It’s a pretty spacious place, with mostly low rise coffee tables and stools so that you don’t feel like you’re being obstructed when you talk to others by tall furniture. If there are tall tables, they’re off to the side/the bar itself

There are arcade games set up one side of the bar, like pinball, darts, Pac-Man, etc. Opposite the pool table. and the walls are decorated with all of kirishima’s favorite art, bands, and inspirations (esp crimson riot, his favorite tv show character. He’s still waiting for the day that the actor shows up to his bar so he can put a framed photo on the walls)

It’s a chill place, where the music is good but not too loud and everyone can feel at ease. It’s on a street that’s pretty popular and busy with restaurants and other izakayas, so he’s got competition. But the ones who do come in and stick around are exactly the type of clientele he prefers for his bar

Was talking to @tonystonem about this but if you happened to stop by his bar a few times casually after work or smth, he would probably remember you since he’s pretty friendly with all his customers and likes to get to know people

And bouncing off of that, if you happen to catch his eye, then maybe he’d crank up the flirting a bit. Or get a little nosy when you bring a guy friend/acquaintance along with you one day

-

Obviously, jirou and yaomomo are in a band together, along with some other friends. (Although yaomomo still has a part time day job working for her family’s business) They play for a lot of different live music places and sometimes get booked for touring artists or events.

Their first big gig was given to them by popular radio host and producer present mic, at a music festival. They’re working with him occasionally on an EP, but they’re putting a lot of care into the project so it’s taking a bit longer than expected. But it’s gonna be so good and kirishima is definitely gonna stream it nonstop in his bar when it comes out

-

Kaminari knows everyone and everything in the city lmao. Everyone wonders if he actually has a job bc he’s always just out socializing and partying and having a good time. He does have a job tho! He’s like a recruiter for his company, so he has to go out and find new clients or workers all the time but that usually involves inviting them out for a casual hangout first to throw his pitches. It’s not always successful but he makes a lot of friends out of it. More than he can handle/remember sometimes lol

[reineyday]

bnha characters as volleyball players (au headcanons)

i have never in my life played volleyball outside of gym class and the occasional beach jaunt, so this is all based off of what i learned from haikyuu LOL

anyways, this started as tags from this fanart by @syblatortue​ of deku, kacchan, kiri, sero, iida and shouto as vball players, and then it got away from me so if you wanna read 2.9k worth of headcanons about powerhouse athletics high school UA then go ahead and press “read more” :)

deku's the calculating setter like kenma and he fanboys over stats from the international to the national to the high school

kacchan used to make fun of him and look down on him bc he used to think too much on court to move properly, and as a kid kacchan used to think that it was spiking or bust so he always gave deku grief and bullied him over being slow and weak

in middle school kacchan was a starter since first year and eventually became the ace but deku was always second string setter

his athleticism was nothing to write home about but he was just good enough to make the bench

in their middle school tournament their starting setter got injured and deku had to step in to set for a match for the first time ever

powerhouse volleyball high school coach yagi toshinori is watching and he sees all the aborted plans in deku's setting choices

he sees the gutsy sets that miss and the one successful dump he did that threw everyone off-guard (even deku himself), and yagi remembers what it was like to be hungry for volleyball seeing the look in this kid's eyes and he recognizes the brain on him

their team loses there though bc the fact is that deku wasnt athletic enough to do it and kacchan is yelling and deku's crying

but yagi approaches deku (who freaks out bc all might is THE legendary vball player of their country, and the nation was SHOOK when after getting severely injured by a malicious spike in the wrong place he chose to coach high school vball, even if the school was a powerhouse school and also his alma mater lol)

but anyways deku babbles and fanboys even through his tears and says he got into UA but he's not sure he can make the vball team, and yagi says he sees the potential in deku's plays and if he trains hard every. single. day. from now until the tryouts at UA, he might make at least the bench

(cue montage)

kacchan is angry to see deku at tryouts and fuckn RAGING when deku more or less keeps up bc deku got buff since their last high school match

unfortunately for kacchan he is actually the one most familiar with deku's playing since they trained together in middle school too, and he almost pops a blood vessel just thinking it but ever since deku started actually being able to get to the ball in time, vball has been more fun ‘cuz the things deku ends up doing are fucking batshit crazy and his sets are begrudgingly his favourite to hit

deku sets right where kacchan can just hit the ball as violently as he can, and it sounds like a bomb goes off when the spike hits the ground

(kacchan also obviously has the best serves and he mixes it up with the power ones like his ap shots, or floaters when he's strategic; he knows how to read the opposing team and either wait or serve really fast and serves up high to blind them like his flashbomb explosions, and he’s really arrogant about his serves but at least he can back it up as per classic kacchan)

anyways they become a really intimidating duo, apart but especially together, because despite the way deku still occasionally cowers from kacchan’s rage and kacchan is often yelling and antagonizing deku, they can read each other really smoothly on court and they match each other really easily, and they both go for the really gutsy shit no one else would think to try (like samu and tsumu going for the freak quick with samu setting kind of gutsy)

kacchan is also antagonizing af and calls the other team extras lol

but yeah, those two along with renown olympic vball player todoroki enji's son shouto are the three most intimidating first years at UA

enji has a very aggressive playing style and where he targets people on the opposing team specifically to make them sweat, makes them feel like he’s hot on their heels even from the other side of the net, always glaring, always strong

shouto hates it and hates the way his dad made him train day in and day out just because he had a good reaction time and instincts for the ball when he was young

fuyumi and natsuo were slow as kids and got immediately dismissed bc of it bc to enji if they werent athletic enough for the ideal vball playing style as children then theyd never be athletic enough to beat all might’s vball career and metrics in the future

touya was fast enough but he overtrained and strained his knees and then continued straining them to play anyways till they were permanently damaged, and by the time he graduated middle school, his doctor put him on orders to never ever ever do anything that might be overly strenuous for his knees ever again

anyways, shouto plays very cool and detached, like even when he spikes the ball right into your face you’ll feel like he wasn’t looking; he’s a middle blocker like suna, stays calm but uses his whole body

deku eventually convinces him that playing with fire every once in a while, especially when he spikes, can be a good thing because at the end of the day, his dad may have taught him the tricks but it’s shouto himself who’s playing, and so it’s not his dad’s style, it’s his own

also the spikes just aren’t as good or as psychologically effective if shouto’s not 100p IN it when he goes to spike one of deku’s demanding sets

and im gonna say shouto is ambidextrous but more comfortable with his left hand in this volleyball au because shouto’s left side is his fire side, and it’s more parallel to the character to make his more aggressive spiking hand his left one but still have him be able to use his left hand for spikes too (it’s also SO stressful for opponents bc angles)

also yes he does indeed only play with his right hand (his ice side) when he gets into UA, and is initially very hellbent on proving to his father that he can become a pro vball player without being as aggressive as enji on court and without using his more dominant hand, the hand that his dad’s been focusing on whenever they trained at home, the hand he’s spent hours and hours spiking and serving with since he was like five years old

one day deku notices shouto’s writing with his left hand and then connects the dots and sort of badgers him into spiking one of his sets with his left hand too and then yeah shouto tells him his life story and deku manages to emotionally coerce him into being okay with his left-handed spikes

(shouto also feels better about it when deku points out the left-handed angles thing)

so yeah that’s the big three scary first year starters: calculating and gutsy deku, who occasionally makes plays so gutsy he’s at risk of twisting one of his limbs in a very scary way (he’s always bruised in weird ass places from volleyball); raging, aggressive but also cunning kacchan, who is undoubtedly the loudest on any court he’s on, and ambidextrous hot and cold shouto, who does a pretty solid general defense with little holes but has scary aggressive spikes

btw shouto’s got a fanclub and they call him the volleyball prince

also at one point they totally play a practice match against shiketsu and UA loses bc inasa starts antagonizing shouto for being exactly like his father (inasa asked for enji’s autograph after a match once when he was a kid and got rudely blown off) and shouto gets offended and starts targeting inasa and then they get outplayed (it was a close match though ‘cuz both of them couldnt get their heads out of their asses and both their teams were suffering as a result)

alrighty, the other players in that fanart lmao!

kirishimaaaaa my dude my bro, super solid libero, always pumps up the team, and his defense is unbreakable! will receive even the scariest, most powerful spikes and smile cheerfully through it; will always insist that you’re manly for playing with everything you have and never letting fear get in the way of going for it

his middle school had a huge and scary substitute gym teacher who didn’t have mercy and spiked hard right to the faces of the students, and kiri really wanted to run forward to receive the spike and yell about how unfair this teacher was but he froze because the spike seemed unforgiving and if he received it wrong, what if his nose broke? what if he fell and broke something from the impact? mina didnt pause though and she received the spike and told off their substitute teacher and then reported it to their homeroom teacher and it was so manly of her, he promised himself he would never hesitate just bc of a scary spike again

btw mina’s all-around athletic and could probably make it onto the girls vball team but she’s probably on the UA dance team (UA is a powerhouse school for many sports, and theyre famous for their athletics department bc they often hire (former) pro-athletes to teach and coach)

iida comes from a family of sprint runners and he’s the one they trust for the most running; he’s their first year decoy and he’s fast af for such a big guy, and he often also provides extra block support from zooming left and right

also enjoys helping out the managers and corralling his team into being good students; he’d offer to tutor kirishima but kiri seems to have fun trying to be friends with bakugou lol; he makes it known that he’s there if kiri wants some extra patience to go along with his studies though

sero guess blocks so accurately people like to say that he’s got tape coming from his elbows, bringing the ball straight to his arms so that he can block; actually he’s pretty known for having weirdly accurate control bumping the ball back from places other than his hands (esp his elbows though), like he’s just so aware of his body, and he uses everything he can to keep the ball off the ground so he’s good at general defense

some other people i wanna mention:

aizawa’s their supervising teacher and the first year homeroom teacher (he gets to hear bakugou explode both first thing in the morning AND right at the end of the day, oh joy); all might just coaches ‘cuz he does other former pro stuff during class time, so he somehow ended up in charge of the volleyball club after the previous teacher stopped being able to

he never went pro but he’s a black belt mixed martial artist, and he still does those parent-child karate classes with hitoshi (who is now close to black belt and on the demo team, since they’ve been doing this since hitoshi was like five) and eri (who just got her yellow belt! aizawa is soft)

only hizashi, nemuri, oboro and his kids know this but he’s also REALLY good at doing aerial silk and he looks graceful af when he does it

hitoshi started kinda learning aerial silk when hizashi took him to a rock climbing place that had the silks on the ceiling (dont at me, there’s a place EXACTLY like this where i used to live lmao) and found out they offer classes there, and hizashi laughed and said “yknow your dad is pro at those right”

ochako is their first year manager, and when everyone is confused about kacchan continuing to call deku something so mean, she talks about how the nickname is cute and gives off the impression that he’s trying his best and when deku grins and blushes and seems to be happy with it, the whole team starts calling him deku with the same intentions and fondness behind it

every time other people hear UA calling their starting setter “deku” theyre so confused

nejire is the third year manager leaving and she does gymnastics and dance outside of school

mirio is the ace and his thing is that he is very strong and very precise, and he moves like he phases through the other players

tamaki is a middle blocker that can adapt all kinds of playing strategies pretty fast as long as he’s got time to digest them and decent food in his stomach—he’s a great decoy ‘cuz his spikes are hard and he’s pretty fast too, and while he prefers read blocking, there are a few times he guess blocks and it’s accurate af and kinda scary honestly

tamaki and mirio are also pretty fearsome ‘cuz people start off scared of mirio’s power spikes and serves (btw his goal is to spike a million service aces LOL), and then tamaki kind of surprises them ‘cuz he seems to be able to just? do everything??? (and theyre extra surprised bc no doubt he’ll be talking himself down and doubting himself before the match and the opponents will think like “oh good he’s mentally weak” and he kind of is but also holy shit??? we got blocked AGAIN???) and so they sort of only keep a peripheral eye on mirio while they start focusing on tamaki, and then all of a sudden mirio’s not where you thought he was and how’d he get there so fast and there other players in the way??? and then mirio spikes one in

this isn’t really related to anything else but you BET mirio can bend low and do insanely accurate bump receives from pretty close to the ground like! his thighs and knees are legend

we don’t really know any second year bnha students, but i’d like to think their starting team isn’t just first years, so i’d say like… hm or mb tamaki is starting setter (all the stuff about adapting and easily digesting strategies still applies, as well as his flexible skillset, it just now includes setting) and mirio is his ace, but all might puts deku in a lot more than you’d expect a bench player to be subbed in not only ‘cuz it shakes up the other team to see such a meek-looking kid do these gutsy-ass sets, but also bc it’s good for tamaki’s mental health that he feels like he’s got a really great setter right there supporting him as well, even though he knows (objectively) that he can hold the fort on his own

so yeah, id say tamaki and mirio for sure starters (mirio is captain), kirishima’s a starter (he’s always been really good, he just used to get a little scared off in matches sometimes, but since the thing with mina, he’s been really gunning for it, and also conveniently their last really good libero graduated the year before and they didn’t really have a good backup), shouto’s a starter (he’s lowkey mad about it bc it feels like he’s fulfilling his dad’s legacy and he doesnt want to be), and probably two second years, that feels fair

bakugou’s benched bc his temper’s still a little too unwieldy for the court (much to his dismay), sero’s still patching up holes in his defense, and deku could stand to watch other people’s playing styles, but u bet theyre all fearsome af when theyre on court: deku seems to be the only one that seems to be able to bring out shouto’s terrifying spikes for now; after their first qualifiers, rumours fly around the vball circuit about his angry pinch server that’s so mad he’s not a regular, he takes it all out on his serves and rip the team that has to try and receive them

well okay, so bakugou is the only that i can qualify as actually fearsome bc even when he’s being intimidating sero is a pretty chill dude, and deku looks too nice to really be scary so the opponents usually arent scared until he starts playing and then for them it’s just this internal monologue of “what the fuck? what the FUCK???”

and sero, while chill, is the type to be aggressively cheerful and grin really wide after he blocks and gives you, the opponent, really supportive feedback that sort of still offends you but in a way you cant refute because every word he said was nice and his demeanour was nice too and yet? you kinda wanna strangle him??? and then he laughs winsomely and blocks your next spike too (like, “awh i noticed you have a tendency to follow here when xyz happens, but better luck next time right? that’s usually a pretty good play”)

and of COURSE their school banner says “plus ultra”

ANYWAYS i went OFF lmao i can’t believe i really wrote 2.9k of headcanons for this

i have waaaay more ideas about what the rest of the class and other characters are up to in this au that is powerhouse athletics high school UA so if for some reason you got all the way to the end then thank you and please interact if you wanna talk more about it!!!

[waywardfacegarden]

my turn for the __ or __ ask game >:)

red or blue? apples or oranges? long or short sleeves? shorter (11-24 ep) or longer anime (24+ ep)? friends to lovers or enemies to lovers? bakusquad or dekusquad? deku, iida, and uraraka or deku, todoroki, and bakugou? sukuna or mahito? itafushi or nobamaki? (for research purposes:) mask gojo or sunglasses gojo? kagehina or iwaoi? grepre or fkbu?

ngl i just kinda spat out whatever came into my mind so have fun LOL!

ask me to choose between a character, pairing, show or anything

hello, audrey!!! thank you so much for the ask! <3333 hope you’re having a nice day!! my answers got a bit too long adkflsdfj so:

red or blue? red! red is one of my very favorite colors. (funny thing, though, blue was my top #1 favorite color when i was like 13-16 i think? haha.)

apples or oranges? oranges! natural orange-juice, for example, it’s one of my very favorite things in this world, haha. 

long or short sleeves? hmm, i don’t particularly care? guess it depends if it’s hot or cold. but ig i like long sleeves more (bad thing i would melt if i wore long-sleeves a lot, here’s like. hot as hell 95% of the year *sighs*)

shorter (11-24 ep) or longer anime (24+ ep)? shorter! it has its disadvantages, of course. if the plot is heavy and they put a lot of topics and the author doesn’t know how to handle it in a short amount of eps, it feels lacking. but yeah, all in all, the story moves faster and if they know how to do it, you don’t have “wasting eps”, because you need, as a writer/author, to take advantage of every ep you have. idk if it’s bc i got used to the pace of that kind of story (bc i don’t have so much free time lately so i’ve been looking up for shorter ones so as to watch them in a free weekend or so), but now a lot of longer animes feel pretty slow and boring to me. not all of them, ofc, you have jjk and haikyuu! and bnha that still has me hooked (tho i haven’t really watched the anime in a long time ajhksdfh) and more, but, to end all my rambling, shorter, haha.

friends to lovers or enemies to lovers? definitely enemies to lovers! friends to lovers is lovely and fluffy and makes my heart melt (and if it has pining, all the better), but enemies to lovers is one of my favorite tropes ajsfksdfh. the sexual tension! the rivarly! the “idc about u” slowly melting into fondness and closeness. god i love to see it

bakusquad or dekusquad? BAKUSQUAD, BAKUSQUAD, BAKUSQUAD, BAKUSQUAD, BAKUSQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how am i not gonna love supportive, chaotic dumbasses together with a grumpy, caring, cleaning-freak, nerd mom friend (ily baku ashdksajfhdf) asjdkslh. all the chaotic and sweet energy/vibes they share and absolutely dumbassery is my favorite thing. i think disaster squad (baku + todo + inasa + camie) is the only squad that matches in regards of how much i love squads in bnha jsdfldsf 

deku, iida, and uraraka or deku, todoroki, and bakugou? deku, todoroki and bakugou definitely ajsdkhldsjf. bakugou is my fave character, and todoroki is my second favorite, and bkdk and tdbk are in my favorite favorite dynamics/friendships in bnha! also. i love the contrast in their personalities and how well they team up and work together despite that. also the emotional layers they have together is unmatched wow

sukuna or mahito? SUKUNAAAA. hell yeah you god demon or whatever you are lol. i love how he’s so freaking,,,, idk, he doesn’t take shit of anyone AJSDLDJF. he’s such a bitch and little shit i love it KSJDLFJ-- also his obsession with megumi is hilarious LMAO i get it sukuna, i get it

itafushi or nobamaki? THIS ONE WAS THE HARDEST, I LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCH, DON’T DO THIS TO ME AKJSDLJ. um. uh,,,, itafushi maybe? like just a bitttttttttt more. just bc they have a bit more emotional moments in canon but gAH dude, i thought about this one for like half an hour KAJDFLSJDF. just,,,,, strong, pretty girlfriends?? they’re awesome and they love each other sm and they can and WILL kick your ass and JLFDSJFASKDL maki is the absolute LOVE OF MY LIFE and NOBARA GOD NOBARA i’m in love with her as well and and her obvious crush on maki is the cutest shit ever and aaaaaaAA. but also,,, yuuji and megumi GOD. like you have these two dumbasses who care about each other so damn much, and yuuji is so sweet and dumb and strong and cares so GODDAMN MUCH and megumi just wants him to be happy and and respects him a lot and like. they support and believe in each other sm and just want the other to take care of themselves and be safe and and,,, like YUUJI IS EXACTLY MEGUMI’S TYPE TOO AAAAAAAAAA i just. love them. they make me so soft. i love them both i love them both

mask gojo or sunglasses gojo? kay this one was hard as well bc i love him either way and he looks hot as hell in both but ig,,, mask gojo?? THO I LOVE HIS EYES DUDE ASJDLADFKSHDF. maybe without anything (nor mask or sunglasses) but it would feel kinda weird aksdjlasjd,,, like he’s,,,, naked or something idk LMAO

kagehina or iwaoi? kagehina but god iwaoi man,,,, kagehina was my first haikyuu ship, i fell in love with both in the first ep and they just KEPT growing on me sm. they make me so goddamn emotional, i love the mutual respect, the admiration, the bickering, the dumbassery,,, (as you can see, idiots in love is a fave trope of mine lmao) but YEAH, ah. the last ch and bit extra always manages to break me in tears LMAO, just,,, i’m so proud of them and i feel like they both understand and complement the other SO WELL, it’s mindblowing. dorks. bu t actually iwaoi is my second fave ship in hq! childhood friends and all the LAYERS they have god my heart,,,, my HEART. they make my soul ache

grepre or fkbu? grepre!!! the characters and arcs and dynamics are so well-done, and overall, as much as i love love love and adore fkbu, grepre was more unique and interesting!!! the premise, everything. i loved seeing all develop. i watched the case 1, 2 and 3 in one sitting, and the first one had me hooked from beginning to end. but every single case has SOMETHING to it. like watching abby thrive and grow was amazing, watching both cynthia and laurent’s backstory was mindblowing. and i just. love abby and cynthia and dorothy so goddamn much. all the main characters tbh yES

[redphlox]

i would like to know what your favorite characters of bnha are

I love Shouto, Dabi, Fuyumi, Natsuo, and Rei. I love their personalities, their dynamic, and how much they love each other no matter what. I love Momo too, I love that she's incredibly intelligent and kind and bubbly and passionate. She's SO ADORABLE! I wish she had more development and screen time. I also am fond of Toga and Twice and wish we had more time with them. The first time I saw Toga I was so in love, and when I knew Twice's backstory I felt for him. Oh, and Mr. Compress because he's so dramatic and wholesome, I can't not love him. I like Hawks too - the first time I saw him I just knew he was dead inside, I saw myself in him, and then 299 came out and I was like, oh okay I see why. The UA girls intrigue me too but I've accepted they may not get developed as much. I think Inasa is interesting too because of his relationship with Shouto. Oh, and Shinduo is so handsome lmao.

Basically, I have a love for secondary characters who don't get the spotlight often lol, this has been true for me since elementary school. But I'm feeling lucky the Todoroki family carry the manga at times lmao.

[wreath-of-laurels]

Summary: In U.A., there’s a bit of a problem with people being related to Villains. In fact, they are having even more of a problem finding people who aren't.

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As some of you may have noticed, I have been posting links for my AO3 stuff over here. I figure that I should throw in some random thoughts on the writing process here so this post isn’t just a retred for those who already know the work. For those who haven’t read it, I would recommend checking it out if you’re so inclined then come back if you feel like it.

The Problem With Skywalkers is arguably one of the easiest and most popular things that I have ever written which makes it both a wonderful thing and a tiny bit of a frustration. Quite simply it is primarily crack and with the exception of a few bits doesn’t really pretend to be anything else.

As far as I can tell, the idea formed during a discussion about the Dad for One theory at @tsukithewolf​‘s Discord. I made a comment about how it would be a bit awkward if the Dabi is Touya and the Dad for One were both true:

Me: I'm somewhat skeptical of the Dad for One theory, if only because I'm pretty sure Dabi is Touya, and pulling the same trope twice might be a bit much.

Then along comes this annoying/wonderful collaborator who plants a crazy idea in my head.  

Anonymous_Nerb:  lmao all the league just spontaneously adopting family members outa nowhere

bakugou: ...ok, so both deku and icyhot APPARENTLY have villain family members. whos next, fucking round cheeks?? 

uraraka: well, actually...

I make a joke along those lines and then the bastard eggs me on.

Me: The Iidas turn out to be a mob family going back through the generations. Tenya's villainous persona from the training exercise is his normal self. Momo is a resurrected Shimura Hana. Neito is AFO's other long lost son.

Bakugou gets grumpy because his villainous relative was defeated during the USJ arc and isn't suitably badass. 

The Bastard:  i wanna see a fic of this so bad now

aizawa: i would expel you all for the pure bullshittery of your family trees, but giran is my cousin so screw this

And then when I was trying to write my deep and meaningful Hero!Dabi fic, my brain gets hijacked and I can’t stop coming up with crackier and crackier ideas. Many of them just showed up with no prompting whatsoever and others where based on vague connections. Honestly, I think the fic wrote itself.

Giran and Aizawa: All the Bastard’s fault. Thankfully she(?) gave her blessing.

Inasa and Kurogiri: Oboro had a weather Quirk and Inasa sort of does. Also their personalities don’t fit at all so that will be fun.

Koda: I wonder if I how I can throw Nedzu into the mix. Oh yeah, Koda can talk to animals. 

Shigaraki and Momo: Hmmm... Didn’t I read a fic with that a while back?

Seiji and Mr. Compress: They make ball-like things. Why not?

Midnight and Moonfish: They both have kinky dress sense.

Vlad and Toga: Gotta do that one!!!

Also the whole bonding experience between Dabi and Shouto is completely @gentrychild​‘s fault for her hilarious and well-worth the read How to murder your father fic. 

That being said, since this is me and I am physically incapable of writing humour without drama and drama without humour (seriously, my ‘meaningful’ Dabi fic has him whining about phallic grafitti and being bossed around by his younger siblings), I end up throwing in a few serious sections with Uraraka and Eri bits. 

As I came close, I noticed a problem with the fic: the Dabi is Touya theory is much too plausible to blend in with the rest. So I naturally, I couldn’t let that stand. 

As for why Dabi didn’t say anything when Shouto showed up and tried to bond with him? I figure Dabi is used to hanging out with nutty people (himself included) so a kid insisting on calling him Niisan is pretty much a Tuesday for him. Besides the kid wants to kill Endeavor? He’s cool with that.

Honestly, I was rather weirded (but thrilled) out by how well people responded to the story. It was my first attempt at writing full-on crack, I wrote it in under fifteen hours, and didn’t expect it to be arguably the most popular thing that I’ve written. 

As for the frustration I mentioned, some of it is the common writer thought process of ‘I worker five zillion hours on this other fic and two on this one. Why the hell is the two hour one so popular?!!!!’

Yeah, I know: it’s a dumb reason to complain. This from me who genuinely likes the fic and thinks it turned out way better than I was expected. Go figure. I’ll go cry myself a river now.

The other bit is that my crazy inspiration disappeared after I finished it and I kind of needed it for my other projects... *sigh* That’s the life.

For those who are curious to the various cultural references used in this fic, they are:

The super intelligent mice are from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.

‘Please note all of the former relations include in-laws, step-family, adopted family, family of choice, pets and father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommates.‘ is a reference to Mel Brooks’ Star Wars parody Space Balls.

Pretty much the all the subtitles are inspired by Terry Prachett’s (RIP) Discworld. Prachett is arguable the authors who has influenced me the most both in my writing style and my way of looking at the world.

Well, Star Wars of course.

[linphd]

shoto x fem!reader | opposites attract

shoto todoroki x reader

female reader

U.A students go to Shiketsu High School to train with the students from there. They really don't expect one of those students to be dating Shoto.

no warning

The students were visiting Shiketsu High School. Indeed, they all were going to share the same training, and that's why the 1-A and 1-B classes got invited nicely. When the students started their visit, Shoto got greeted by a girl jumping to hug him. He chuckled a bit, hugging her back. ''I didn't know you were coming ! You didn't tell me !'' She said, releasing him and putting on her school cap. ''You have the tendency to get excited, I didn't want you to get too excited.''

Seeing Shoto smiling at the girl, and her talking to him with big eyes, their classmates understood ; they were in a relationship. Now, they just needed to know how that happened. That's why, when the girl walked away, waving, to go to class, and Shoto followed back his classmates, they asked him many questions.

Shoto sighed, telling them he'll answer everything. ''(Y/N) and I have known each other since we were 8, because our parents wanted us to have a quirk marriage like them. But we actually got along and we started to date like 1 year ago. No, we didn't really notice each other at the hero provisional license exam because we were really busy trying to pass it, and yeah, our parents are happy about it. We made clear that if we don't want to marry, we won't, though. And no, we won't have children until one turns out with both quirks.''

''How did you end up dating ? I mean, you were very dark and weren't really having fun at the beginning of the year, and she seems to be the total opposite.'' Izuku commented, which made Shoto smile. ''She managed to make me laugh a few times. But our relationship works much more now that I've changed.'' The students wanted to ask him many other questions, but Aizawa had come back from his discussion with Shiketsu's principal, so they stopped and followed him.

             They met (Y/N) again during the hero class. ''For this class, at least one student from Shiketsu is going to be in a group with Yuei students. The groups will have a total of 4 students, maybe 5 if we're an impair number.'' Usually, Camie and (Y/N) would pair together, but the girl decided to let her best friend alone with her boyfriend. Indeed, Shoto and (Y/N) usually saw each other during the weekends, since Yuei students were now sleeping in dorms. So, if they could see each other once more, Camie didn't want to bother.

             Thus, (Y/N) ended up teaming up with Shoto, Izuku and Tenya. ''But I wanted to be with Camie ! She's with the guy who has an explosion quirk !'' Shoto grabbed her wrist to make her follow her own team. ''Sorry, but Bakugou and I don't really appreciate each other.'' She also wanted to be with him, she just liked to tease the boy.

             Their team decided to split to find more people at once. ''My babyyyyy ! How handsome you are in your hero costume !'' (Y/N) commented, cupping Shoto's chin. That made him smile. Indeed, she had been the one who designed this hero costume, but he had preferred to have the white one he had designed himself at first. So, she was really proud when he was wearing his blue one. And she always saw him in normal clothes, since she saw him on the weekends.

It was obvious that they had been knowing and training with each other for a long time, since they were able to win quite easily ; their quirks were useful to one another.

         At lunch, (Y/N) was with Camie and Inasa, and that was a great surprise to Shoto's classmates when they saw him walk to her and put an hand on her shoulder. She was still turning her back to him, but leant her head backwards when she noticed him. She smiled and he kissed her forehead -which made half his class fangirl over it. ''You dont want to meet my classmates ?'' He asked. ''Yeah, sure.''

           Inasa decided to follow them, since he liked Yuei’s spirit, while Camie went with some classmates of them. Thus, Inasa and (Y/N) were going to eat with Yuei students. ''I give you my chocolate cake if you give me your bread.'' Shoto said. (Y/N) stared at him and they had a staring contest for a whole minute before she agreed. Shoto snorted when she did.

              ''Oh, (L/N)-chan ! Do you have some stories of Todoroki ?!'' Kirishima asked, excited. Maybe that's why Shoto didn't mind having a person like him in his class ; his girlfriend was like that too. ''Hmmmm... when we were children, he would use his ice to pine me down and would let me like that without any chance of escaping until I'd call him 'master' and admit he's stronger than me.''

          Everyone laughed until Shoto said, with his bored tone he usually uses : ''I still do that and I'm still stronger.'' The girl mimicked him and kept eating while talking with Inasa. It was weird how he hated Shoto at first but ended up being friends with his girlfriend.

                It was even weirder how (Y/N) and Shoto barely noticed each other during the provisional license. But they knew each other ; if they were really focused on something, they weren't paying much attention on something else than their goal. They actually had a lot in common despise being the incarnation of 'somebody's gonna die -of fun !'.

At the end of the day, Yuei students had to come back to their school. They still had 5 minutes before going in the bus, so Shoto spent his time with (Y/N), and he seemed like he couldn’t even notice that people were watching them from far away. They were fighting, since Shoto told a ‘joke’ and (Y/N) had gasped and slap his shoulder. So he slapped her cheek, not to hurt her at all, and she slapped him back.

Seeing the smile on Shoto’s face made his classmates shocked. After a short session of slapping each other, (Y/N) was on the ground, facing the floor, a hand behind her back. ‘’Let me goooo !’’ She whined, but Shoto chuckled. ‘’Let me go, who ?’’ This time, she groaned. ‘’Let me go, Master who’s stronger than me and who has won this fight easily.’’ She said that fast, but it was enough for the boy.

He grinned and let her go, helping her getting back on her feet. Then, he cupped her cheeks to kiss her lips, and kiss her forehead. They talked for some seconds before Shoto went back to the bus. He tried to ignore his classmates staring at him.

okay I was finally able to write for shoto after 2 stories I never finished lmao I’ve been kinda obsessed with him for an unknown reason so it helps I guess??? and I really didn’t want to publish my 3 Dabi stories at once lmao 😭😭

[burnedbyshoto]

hey lovies, its ya girl, burnedbyshoto aka alyssa (you can totally call me that or lyssa/lyss if you love me, because thats what people who love me call me ;) ) i’m going to be doing a get to know me thing pretty soon, for whenever i manage to hit 500 followers because i’m hopeful you guys want to learn... more about me,,, because i like oversharing and I want you guys to like me... only if thats what you want!!!???? if not, totally cool too. YES SO MOVING FORWARD

anyways, im super bad at updating what i have in my request box so i just wanted to give you guys a heads up of what is coming!!! earlier, i think yesterday???, i posted what i had already completed and rn i’m going to be telling you everything i have in my ask box that have not been touched!!! i did finish two requests today so GO ME!!! anyways, here’s the list if y’all are interested:

aizawa and present mic ~ shy reader losing her bikini top

werewolf! izuku, dabi, bakugou ~ asexual!reader and how they deal with intimacy

dad!shouto ~ more new baby and kaito domestics!!!!!!!!!!!! (i’m combining two here,,, because they’re the same general ask)

best jeanist ~ ray of sunshine reader

inasa ~ general relationship hc

expecting!aizawa ~ HAHAHHA MORE DOMESTICS

christmas!aizawa and present mic ~ shy reader caught under the mistletoe

nsfw!aizawa ~ smut

inasa ~ short and seems distant but is super sweet reader

bakugou and shouto ~ accidentally hurting their s/o during a fight

shouto ~ jealous!reader

villain!shouto ~ part two of my other piece AHA

shouto ~ tsundere!reader

nsfw!shouto ~ getting lost and fucking in the woods cuz we animals yall

shouto ~ baking cupcakes for your birthday!!! (i’m going to try to put this out on sunday sept 8 because its for anons birthday,,, and its my birthday gift to anon,,,, no promises, but i will TRY MY BEST)

shouto, aizawa, present mic ~ shy s/o out on their first date

dad!shouto ~ kaito gets kidnapped...

shouto ~ s/o is killed in front of him....

kirishima and kaminari ~ homECOMING AU!

mystery ;) just kidding help me decide ~ s/o compliments them and they’re caught off guard

shouto ~ dOMESTICS!!! WITHOUT BABIES THOUGH!!! WHATS IT LIKE LIVING WITH SHOUTO

not apart of the list but the spy!au... if anyone is interested LMAO

all in all, it’s gonna be a funnnnnnn month of september!!! thank you all you beautiful people for standing me for this entire almost month i’ve been here, i cannot wait to see where this goes!!! have a lovely night, i need to finish my physics homework <3 also i have like 11 shouto requests and im here bitching like i only have one wHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

[olivenight17]

Can I please get a BNHA matchup? I’m a 5’3 straight female with short curly brown hair. I’m pretty shy and quiet until I’m comfortable with you, but once I am I don’t stop talking and I trust you completely at that point. I like high school movies like Mean Girls and Clueless. My style is very Rachel Green and glitter, but my personality is also tomboyish, I’m kinda like the “dad friend”. I like football and hockey, and I make a ton of dad jokes. Thank you!!💖

Of courseeee! Oh my gosh it took me a bit because there were parts of your personality and style that fit with one character but the other half didn’t fit and I was going through everyone when suddenly... it hit me. No seriously, I was doing the research on my phone and I dropped it as I clicked on one of the characters wiki page and it hit me in the face lmao

I match you with our strong

tall

passionate

INASA YOARASHI!!!

- Lol buckle up hon, because this boio’s intense! (It wanted to autocorrect to bozo Inasa no-)

- He is a pretty loud boi right off the bat so that may or may not frighten you at first.

- Like he’s just storming up to you, waving his arm in the air with the exact smile he has in the picture and he’s going “HELLO, YOU MUST BE NEW HERE, I’M INASA IT’S INCREDIBLY NICE TO MEET YOU. WHAT’S YOUR NAME?”

- He’s very big and that was loud, so if that really startled you and maybe scared you off from him I wouldn’t blame you. I mean heck, I’d be the same.

- He eventually gets the impression that he’s intimidated you and he feels bad so at some point he catches up with you and does his best to be quieter so he doesn’t startle you again. “I sincerely apologize for having made you uncomfortable in our first introduction! Could it be possible that we... start over?”

- When you get closer and you start speaking all the time Inasa’s so happy because you feel comfortable enough to talk non stop with him and his heart is filled with immeasurable joy because hey he loves talking to you too!

- Not to mention, is 100% honored to know that you trust him.

- “Inasa, I trust you with my life, you know that right?”

- “You... you do?”

- “Yeah, you’re- wait oh my god are you crying?”

- “N-no! I just have something in my eye!”

- “... Inasa you have actual rivers of water running down your eyes.”

- Lol yeah, he’s very emotional when you tell him that and will go on to protect you with his life from that point onwards.

- He loves your style in clothing too!

- Like on one hand, it’s very professional and cute, but it’s also glittery and it’s beautiful.

- As someone who’s pretty dramatic with his choice of clothing, he loves the glitter and thinks it’s a fantastic touch!

- He likes that you’re on the more tomboy side of things too, I’m not quite sure he’d really understand a total girly girl, you know?

- You got him hooked on football and hockey too, good luck. Anytime there’s a game with your favorite team he’s all decked out in the team’s colors and screaming at the tv words of encouragement to the players.

- In love with your dad jokes, he finds them extremely humorous and honestly, you’ll probably be able to get him to laugh at each one.

- Inasa will watch those high school movies with you but anytime it’s centered around girl drama he just... doesn’t get it?

- “Why on Earth would Regina feel the need to be so cruel? And why does Cady feel it’s appropriate to retaliate? They must talk it out as classmates!”

- Also, that hEIGHT DIFFERENCE.

- Inasa loves it!! He’ll always swing you around every time he sees you and, if you’re comfortable with it, he’ll use his quirk to blast you up in the air before catching you again.

- 10/10 this boi is just looking to give you all the love.

- Overall, you’re both a very great couple who love talking to each other, watching the game and like making the other laugh.

Hope you enjoyed~!

[draphrawrites]

1, 2, 7, 9, 14, 17, techno, metal, pear, blueberry :))))

hi @elegiesforshiva omg you went for the good ones only, huh 😂 

((Also omg fml - i was like at the end of answering this ask last night and i freaking clicked away to check something like an absolute nerf, and lost all my responses T~T That being said tho! this was really fun XDD ))

1. what piqued my interest about the anime? honestly this is super lame, but i kept seeing todoroki pop up on my main blog and i thought his hair looked cool.  obviously i stuck around afterwards lmao

2. did i think midoriya would be a good protag in the beginning? in the first couple of eps? not exactly, but then all might showed up yelling texas smash, and i was completely sold lmao

7. aside from midoriya, who do i think has had the most character growth?  okay, reaching into the manga *spoiler warning* but 10000000% shigaraki.  like, went from slightly childish, somewhat aimless villain who was willing to dust some peeps for being sassy (looking at u dabi), to freaking leveling a city to assert his place in villain hierarchy and protect his squad (also looking at u dabi)

9. favorite overall character? okay this one is totes unfair, because i have FOUR favorite characters, and I love them equally: hawks, all might, dabi, and bakugou 💜💜💜 

14. who’s quirk do i think is the most unique? well there are certainly some freaking weird quirks out there, like the guy with a speech bubble for a head or the mushroom girl. but honestly? and @persimmon-child is going to laugh at me for this, i think the most unique quirk is Wash’s.  like, he’s literally the laundry hero. wtf horikoshi i love u for that

17. favorite students outside of 1-A? gosh, good question.  i love camie and inasa, but weirdly??? i like the little darkness kid probably the best - kuroiro.  his fight against tokoyami in the manga was hilarious

techno: favorite villain? oh god, dabi, easily, hands down.  i freaking love him despite not actually knowing that much about him in canon (fanon, you keep doing ur job, okay?)  shigaraki does come in a close second tho

metal: which villain’s quirk would i want for myself? having just spent another couple hours in LA traffic, i can unequivocally say: kurogiri’s. warp me to the bahamas baby

pear: what was my reaction to todoroki’s backstory? god i freaking cried? and also literally every protective, fighting bone in my body was activated all at once.  NOBODY hurts a child and comes away clean in my book

blueberry: what makes bnha unique from all the other shonen anime out there? a lot of things. first thing that came to mind is that the protag actually has his mom there (dead anime mom, rip).  and the fact that there is adult supervision??? the kids actually have to take a backseat when it gets too rough? there are consequences and rules???? god, i think that’s what got me.  the adults playing an active part, caring for the kids (not being so goofy or so absent or so busy they’re never there) and all of the characters learning together. that tickles me freaking pink. aND we get stuff from the adults side too! the whole arc with hawks, endeavor, the todoroki kids??? freaking awesome

on top of that??? we got an extremely well written villain arc, from the villain’s perspective, that absolutely blew me away. yeah, bnha is different in the best ways

[fandomness--randomness]

Hey can I request Inasa x Male!Reader nsfw headcanons? And if applicable could you throw in some bondage and praise kink headcanons for him in the mix?

Some spicy NSFW even after the tumblr crackdown (literally nothing changed except the NSFW tag is banned LMAO)

Sorry about the really long wait and I hope you enjoy!

NSFW below!

Now we all know Inasa is a big boi with a big heart

So he’s going to love you with all his heart

And his fingers ;)

And his dick

Once he can fit it in that is. Literally, this boy is HUGE it’s going to take at least a week of assplay to get you even semi-ready for his cock

But he’s going to be as gentle as possible

he’s going to be peppering kisses all across your face and cleaning up your tears with his thumb as he slowly enters you

You end up orgasming like thrusts in, your white cum covering your stomach and Inasa’s chest

He keeps going though and makes you come like 3 times again

BUT once you are able to take his cock normally that’s when the kinky shit begins ;))))

Now this boy, he loves being the best and he LOVES it when you paise him

He really really really loves it when you’re riding him and you compliment him and his tactics

“O-oh god y-you fe-feel so good! Pl-please keep ke-ep po-pounding into m-me like th-at!”

He’ll nUT if you do that

And don’t even get me started on how much he loves seeing you in bondage

Nothing too crazy or kinky like leather no

He likes shibari bondage

The way the knots looked so beautifully intertwined and tied around your chest and straining cock

Oh also his after care? TOP NOTCH THIS BOY KNOWS HOW TO GET RID OF ALL YOUR ACHES AND BRUISES (the later may take a couple days to go away though lol)