#//Bc I am a fucking dumbass
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The blue eye samurai fandom, for some reason
#I am once again asking if the kids are alright bc it doesnāt really seem like they are#friendly reminder that mizu kills people ny guys including unarmed randos and one unlucky teenager pissing his pants in a corner#but sure Taigen is irredeemable. lay off my emotional support blorbo.#blue eye samurai#taigen#and hey I love Akemi a buttload but she has at least nine lives or something no way would getting robbed in the woods#running off to a brothel and getting re kidnapped go half as well for anyone else#no one ever took advantage of her itās incredible Iām glad and all but my god those were stupid risks to take#Iām so looking forward to her political intrigue character arc but letās not act like she hasnāt done some dumbass shit#and Mizuās a fucking mercenary. does she kill for money? no but she killed for information and sheāll kill anyone in her way to get what she#wants. taigen as far as we know has only killed peoples in duels and fights. heās not out ganking randos.#the point of this show is that this is not your average cartoon and none of these characters are average black or white types#everyoneās grey and itās all delicious#enjoy it.
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#I have this idea Im trying to write but fuck itās difficult#Basicallyā¦ only Bucky (and Clint) are the only ones that believe that Old!Steve wasnt Steve at all#everyone else treat them like theyāre delusional and they should actually grieve Steve#whileā¦ Steve is out there in a prison trying his best to go back to Bucky and Sam (even tho he doesnāt know Sam already gave up on him)#I made two ficlets already but I still need to bullshit my way through a lot of plot#im actually considering watching some shows to have a more accurate view and understanding on lore lmao#even tho I hate the new shows#ignore I wrote only two times in the same sentence onfg thsgs why I dont write anything ever#also dislexia#stucky#post endgame Stucky#fuck canon#Old!Steve is a skrull#steve rogers#bucky barnes#more sketches#im actually going to finish this! but Im going to use it for the fic I donāt know if Ill be able to finish or write correctly#i will try my best#same with other ideas I have that have a lot of lore#Why am i doing this to myself? because Im a dumbass#thats why#also I love Stucky with my all bc theyāre one of my otps
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I'm still thinking about that post about how female characters and especially wlw and f/f ships are treated in fandoms because I got a reply that I deleted on my post about how all the Nein were big shippers on deck for Beau and Yasha that boiled down to "haha Caleb making a tower so the useless lesbians would admit they liked each other!" and it's like. He made the tower to Beau's orders. She had already asked out Yasha, who in turn had of her own volition written Beau a phenomenal, beautiful letter instead of a poem as recommended by Jester. This is factually incorrect and obnoxiously dismissive of a genuinely great dynamic and attributes all agency to a man. When you say shit like this you sound like you are Chat GPT. No new thoughts no time actually spent analyzing a relationship dynamic just "ooh i see a woman in fiction what is the phrase most associated with this ok done onto the next task".
#whenever i post like 20 times before 8:15 am like this you need to understand it's bc my dumbass morning person body woke up at like 5:45 am#and i was like well i'm not getting back to sleep and then pounded 3 cups of coffee in an hour#just to give some context#also if i delete a reply or anon know that it's because i wanted to reply with something like this and (usually) restrained myself#which is very hard for me as an annoying person#like. it is very difficult to articulate this without sounding like some kind of well I don't see gender asshole and that isn't what i mean#but if you can only talk about wlw and women in general in overused memes that weren't funny the first time#you're clearly not like. spending time thinking about them. you can see this with repeated phrases#like the reason why repeated phrases in fanfic or in academic essays are looked down on is bc it shows you're not fucking thinking#you just grabbed what someone else said and said haha ok done i'm gonna go back to a busy day of eating markers
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a girl will do/say the most dorky, silly or stupid thing in the world and I will be like ooaoaoaogghhhhhh. make out with m ee
#tell any stories u have in the reblogs/comments/tags#lesbian#wlw#shitpost#lgbtq#i think im the main idiot in any relationship#once with my ex partner i messaged them one day with āWAIT IS HE CALLED SONIC BC. SUPER SONIC SPEEDSā#and all they responded to me with was ācharlie...ā#on the other side of this any girl or lesbian or nonbinary with the stupidest as fuck sense of humour will make me go feral#someone I know hid rubber ducks around a school and shoots bugs with nerf guns and i was overcome with lust#my ex's name on any game is something like Swagmaster or Robux Giftcard#one of my friends who i am attracted to pretends that im their yaoi uke#basically i think I'm drawn to the most dumbass abysmal senses of humour imaginable
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ever get to the point in the fic thatās so goddamn hard to read that you have to use any other app for long periods of time
#iām literally reading one sentence then screaming then dicking around for an hour then repeat#this chapter is taking me forever bc i want to yell at the top of my lungs#use your GODDAMN WORDS#YOU FUCKING SELF IMPORTANT BULLHEADED DUMBASSES#i am having a day.#i say as if i did not search for and click on the fic š¤”#personal
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I was laying in bed overthinking, as you do, and started to go on a depressive doom spiral. And then, to distract myself I started thinking about the things I like.
[Spoilers and some gross details incoming, you know what Mouthwashing is about]
So, eventually I started thinking about Curly being in a similar headspace as I was, laying down, incapable of doing anything, constantly in pain and hearing time and time again how quickly things are going to shit and that it's all your fault.
Him replaying his mistakes over and over on his head, imagining the many ways things could've gone a different way if only he had done something instead of ignoring the issues to "keep the peace".
Remembering every interaction that led to the accident, Anya's confession, his friends poorly disguised resentment, him ignoring and filtering details of his crew's mental state, her taking the gun, the notice, Jimmy.
Him being a coward and disguising his hate of confrontation with the guise of being a good friend.
And then comming back to reality, to is burning flesh. To the blood, shit and bile staining the bandages, robe and bed, to watching and hearing his friends suffer and die, unable to do anything.
When the kid dies, in the midst of all the emotional chaos, he feels some sick sense of relief knowing that probably Swansea will deal with both of them quickly and it'll be over at last.
Then Jimmy finds the gun.
And he can't help but laugh. He remembers the conversation they had and he cackles bitterly because not even in death can her wishes be respected. She trusted him and he failed her even after she was gone.
Soon enough it's just the two of them left.
Through muffled ears he hears Jimmy rambling, talking to himself, asking questions and answering right after, he sees him moving the bodies around. When Jimmy carries him from the infirmary to the common room table he's still as stone, not a sound leaves his mouth, he doesn't look at the bodies thrown on the chairs around the table, he doesn't even breathe.
But all of Jimmy's attention, hatred, idolatry, and envy are on him only. Eyes glossy, cut pieces of a one sided conversation and a tentative smile on his lips when he reaches for the slightly dented knife.
He screams until his lungs close and his throat burns. When he's fed parts of himself he cries and throws up until he is forced to swallow and keep it down.
He's dehidrated, half delirious from the blood loss and emotionally checked out when Jimmy picks him up and tells him they can still fix this, he knows what to do. That he's going home.
Sure, he thinks, he wants to go home.
When he's placed on the cryopod he just stares at Jimmy talk to himself at him some more, about being heroes and everything being all right now. Then he steps out of sight.
It's on the silence after the loud bang when his brain starts working again, he's completely and utterly alone on a crashed ship of a company that's closing it's doors, with a now depleted shipment that wasn't even important enough to guarantee a search party, and no way of fending for himself in the case of 20 years passing and no one coming, even less if the power gave out before that.
As the cryopod finally starts to cool, the few tears he has left fall from his remaining eye.
He hopes he doesn't wake up to see what happens next.
..ok see y'all when I wake up-
#I wish I was better at talking about the themes of the game and characterizing the crew. There's so much I wanna say-#I want to play the game again just to see if I missed anything in here but it's almost 6 am and my brain is shutting down#I would blame stress and insomnia on this but I legit think about this when I come across the tag again#I want to talk about his guilt of wishing he never helped jimmy get the job. how he wished he died first. how his crew didn't deserve it-#and *if* he makes it out. the surviors guilt. the trauma and the pain it would still chase him for the rest of his life#damn. in any sueing case the company could use him being traumatized and vulnerable to make him agree that it was all his fault-#I swear the rest of the time I imagine a what if AU where Jimmy gets yeeted into space by Swansea and they all live happily ever after#this is basically a fic at this point and I'm so sorry but I wrote too much to delete it all now in a state of post revision clarity lmao#me being a dumbass#mouthwashing#tw death#Ideally Anya would be the one throwing him into space. And Swansea would help her bc honestly fuck Jimmy#Curly would be held at arms length until they've gone back home. only left there to pilot them back safely#long ass post#long ass tags
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things i like about ororonās design
(semi-short post)
leg
boot
glove
u know heās kinda giving wriothesley in these aspects..
dangly thingy. very fatui. might be better on the belt tho just saying itās kinda strange connected to the wrist pls take care to not stab yourself in the eyeball
this thing.
idk i feel some sort of fondness for it
and finally
upside down omega
i was gonna make an omegaverse joke but iām fresh out of material. you have been spared. youāre welcome
[THE END]
#ororon#is this ororon slander or#i mean i Am saying what i do like#u know i do kinda like his eyes just not with the rest of the design#i think both being pink would be better or a different shade of blue or maybe a different color altogether#the blue one just gets. lost in all that other blue#jesus fuck man is blue#also is he holding an item? or is that apart of his outfit?#my dumbass genuinely cannot tell#holding myself back from pointing out the things i donāt like bc thatās Not what this post is About
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me when when I when he when when
HEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#HE'S SO. SO. I HAVE NO WORDS.#THANK YOU FOR THIS#the last two specifically UGHH#hayden christensen#celebs#f.ask#i feel like young me would never have expected to be so into a GUY.#A GUY.#and generic White Boy out of all things#like i was only ever into fictional characters and even then it wasn't even like oh i wanna fuck them rather i wanna see them fuck y know?#(my fictional character fucking tendencies are quite a new phenomenon in itself actually :o)#but HIM? oh GOD he makes me crazy#don't look at me. pls i can't......#i am so sorry jelly for making u read my dumbass ramblings adsjasdjasdda ily#but like HIM!!!!!. he makes me feel THINGS. and u gave him to me so i go Crazy#ive never been one to watch stuff bc of actors. and im out here watching a show in 360p for him#anyways thank u again i love him FUCK#higher ground
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i always assumed he cut his hair with a pair of shitty scissors in front of his bathroom mirror at like 2am
#my art#kuron vld#vld#kurons design is really fucking funny to me for some reson#he looks so goofy???? boy why do you dress like that#he looks like a dog in a medical cone......... WHY#cant take his ass seriously#shiros s1&2 design made him look serious and reliable#but somehow his clone has the dumbest fucking outfit#i dont hate it or anything btw but it IS very funny to me. not in a bad way hes just silly#love this guy hes a fucking idiot<3 my silly guy<333#he caught one glance at himself in the mirror while idk brushing his teeth and had a breakdown#bc he didnt look enough like shiro and thats Not Good and he had to fix it so he doesnt feel Wrong anymore#having long hair was weird for him bc his brain was screaming at him that he doesnt look Right#but maybe there was a tiny part of him that didnt mind the hair. a part of him that wanted to be diffrent and try new things#but he couldnt do that bc Shiro Wouldnt Do That and he IS shiro(hes not). dumbass.#i love making clone characters trans allegories#or sometimes i just make literally them trans. its good for the soul:]#i am So Normal about this guy. i prommy.#kuronposting
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GEKLOCK VERSUS CARD LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#i am in crisis actually#kinda dying?#screaming shouting crazy punching air im DELIGHTED TO BE ALIVE#geklock#gekko#deadlock#valorant#valorant leaks#yes this is ship content#im delusional yes but i have (check notes) 6 people with me !#edit bcs I'm very annoyed but when I said THIS (is ship content) I MEANT MY POST DUMBASS#idc what you ship and I don't go on your posts to bother you w mine so kindly fuck off
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What i think i love the most about the live action is just how much love there is? Yeah its different from the anime, but honestly....kinda better. I love how kind they all are, the strawhats clearly just love each other already, their own little family
#opla#crying screaming throwing up#i hope we do get to see more of their og personalities shine through#i.e. sanji being a bit of a hotheaded dumbass and zoro being a bit of a moron and nami being a bit more a big sister hahaha#but i love the opla strawhats so much man#i love that they highlight that sanji is inherently soft or that usopp really is charismatic or that zoro really is a snarky gay bitch lmAO#and like i ADORE opla nami#im so excited for chopper man... im watching the anime atm and he still isnt here yet ;-;#boku wa doctor tony tony chopper if you even care#god if they made everyone else hot can you imagine how hot robin will be!?!?!?#ugh....can you imagine how theyd tackle whole cake island with soft!sanji ....feelsbadman.jpg#i mean we have a LONG way to go before we even tackle the time skip....very apprehensive as yo how sanjis will be tackled bc girl...#lbr that shit was insensitive and transphobic af....#dont get me wrong....sanjis a fucking misogynist lmao....less so in the la...still there tho#god bless him...thinks hes just chilvalrous#anyway no notes on luffy he is literally perfect can do no wrong precious baby#if anything hes not as objectively stupid lol but like they only had 8 eps..you really can only squeeze in the most important shit#anyway i am screaming...dennis o'hare NEEDS to play eric the whirlwind if they utilise that shit#anywya thats my rambling for today lol
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switched art programs without backing up my wips. now they are all lost to the void </3
#might delete later#bogposting#SEND HELP IM LITERALLY#I AM SO FUCKED GUYS LITERALLY MONTHS OF WIPS GONE BECAUSE I AM A MASSIVE DUMBASS#i give up. i literally give up. fuck everything T_T#this happened a few days ago but i just. i just haven't processed it yet and i need to rant#MONTHS OF WORK alskdjfa;alsdaf#ok most of it was just doodles but STILL. i struggle from artblock more often than writer's block so everything i draw is important#bc the next time i draw could be days later or.....months :']#AUUUHGHHHGHH
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esora as things totally not said by me (they are)
#crow's scribbles#d4dj#d4dj groovy mix#kyoko yamate#shinobu inuyose#esora shimizu#not tagging jenny cause she's barely there#im sorry for yukaeso posting again...... im so very sorry#I AM LOOKING AWAY SHAMEFULLY--#yukaeso#im trying to practice expressions.....#also im not putting this in my sideblog bc...... um. i dont want to. :D#im...... soooooo fucking gay huh.#sorry these dumbasses (affectionate) are taking over my brain i have to calm down#i promise i like the other units these two just have a strong grip on me--#drew these a few days ago..... so.#i need to get better at drawing for their sake. im not good enough yet.
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Mhmm. Got new OC ideas on the brain. Itās basically the trope of āI thought I lost you when we were kids but youāve actually been by my side now that weāre adults yet I was too fucking STUPID to realize it was you all alongā which is like. MWAH chefās kiss š©š
#Shima speaks#Iāve been trying to solidify the last few members of Nahuās squad and I think these two are ittttt#See bc when I initially came up with his teammates I was like. Well I want to put a himbo in there somewhere.#Except I could never come up with a concept for the himbo character UNTIL NOW#(Heās still a himbo but to a much lesser degree. Heās an idiot but also smart unfortunately. LMAO)#And I had an idea for my baker boy but Iām changing it up#Anyway yeah canāt get this idea out of my head.#Person A being like I lost the one person I really cared about when I was a kid and I never fully recovered from that#And Person B being like Iāve been looking for you for SO long and now I finally found you#But things are such a fucking MESS I canāt reveal who I am to you right now#(Which is crazy bc youād THINK youād recognize me even after so long?)#Well Person B. Person A thinks youāve been dead this whole time of COURSE he wouldnāt put two and two together#ALSO HEāS AN IDIOT!!!!#Person B: How did you not realize it was m#Person B: Ah. Wait. Thatās right. Youāre a dumbass#Person A: AHA!! OUCH!!!#I have SO many thoughts! Tee hee!!#Shimaās OCs#Among the Stars#ATS
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Do you have any pretending to date erasermic fics?? Itās my favorite trope!
No, but I wrote one! ;D
Fandom: åć®ćć¼ćć¼ć¢ć«ććć¢ | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Shirakumo Oboro & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Characters: Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Shirakumo Oboro, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Sensouji | Mister Blaster Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Bad Flirting, Banter, Friendship/Love, Falling In Love, Pining, Misunderstandings, Bullying, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Happy Ending, Shirakumo Oboro Lives, not the point of the fic but the boy's still kickin, Wingman Shirakumo Oboro, Wingman Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, they try lol, Protective Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic is a Little Shit, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is So Done, save him, Rooftop Gang Shenanigans, Stay Silly :3 Summary: "Shouta's gonna kill you," says Oboro. He looks like he just heard someone fart at a funeral. "Oh yeah, I'm mega dead," Hizashi agrees easily. Deep down he's always known he'd meet his end without much fuss. When it's time, it's time, ya dig? _ Or: Yamada Hizashi's Guide to Successfully Fake-Dating Your Homie
#erasermic#yamada hizashi#present mic#aizawa shouta#i wrote a thing#ask box#teen erasermic#rooftop gang#i was gonna post this on valentine's day but then The Leaks happened and that was that#i do admit i may have lost my cool for a sec#and will probably continue to do so bc i have Opinions regarding canon erasermic#HOWEVER#i prommy i do love both these idiots despite my obvious (and unapologetic) mic bias#to make up for All That(TM) here's 3K words (so far) of mic being an idiot#+ aizawa deserving monetary compensation for putting up with his dumbass#+ nem and oboro deserving fucking nobel peace prizes for putting up w both of them#enjoy <3#also anon i am so sorry for taking a literal half year to answer this but it is what it is#hope writing a whole fic in your honor makes up for it#also also#if any of y'all out there got some more fake dating erasermic recs both me and (presumably) anon would appreciate 'em š#peace and love on planet earth
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i love my coworkers š they make fun of my sense of humor which is unforgivable but they beg me to stay for lunch even when i don't do the afternoon shift and could go home to eat by myself and they even insist i have some of their food when i'm like nah i'm not eating i don't feel like it š
#me: i'm not hungry i won't have lunch#them: you are eating this panino. i brought one extra for you.#šššš#my coordinator made a terrible joke and this fucking guy (love him one of my faves) said and i quote#āthat was almost as bad as nico's jokesā HEY?????? hello. i am being attacked for no reason#i always start thursdays going 'i'll eat lunch at home today i just don't feel like staying' and somehow they always rope me into staying#and i never regret it bc we're a bunch of dumbasses who are too comfortable with annoying each other (affectionate) and it's so fun#nico rambles
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