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eidolons-stuff · 2 years ago

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Enid: *goes to Eugene's little bee sanctuary* "Have you seen Wednesday?"

Eugene: "Oh, Enid. I didn't expect to see you" *adjusts his glasses* "How can I be more assistance?" *trying to do a cool guy smirk*

Enid: *in a hurry* "Have you seen Wednesday?"

Eugene: "She was here earlier, but I haven't seen her since"

Enid: "do you know where she might have gone?"

Eugene: "She said something about going to this old ruins in the forest"

Enid: "Ok thanks!" *rushes off*

Eugene: "oh i never got to ask her if she wanted some of this honey i just collected :("

#enid is on a mission #to find her wife #wednesday #side note #poor eugene #man is stuck in a losing battle #he is never gonna get enid #because wenclair is real #i feel sorry for eugene #he is so kind #any way #back to wenclair #wednesday addams #wednesday is missing #enid is trying to find her #enid #eugene #enid sinclair #enid is such a wife

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sheikfangirl · 8 months ago

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Link... you must find me ♥

#my art #zelink #find your boss-wife Link!!#legend of zelda #loz fanart #zelda fanart #tears of the kingdom #zelda #botw #breath of the wild #princess zelda #botw link #light dragon #i have a crush on both of them #he would do anything for her #i love drawing the light dragon #this fucking game re ingnited the fangirl in me

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laswells-ashtray · 12 days ago

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One day, someone makes the mistake of mentioning Kate's wife when she's on the field and Gaz, Ghost and Soap expect her to be fine.

John knows better.

It takes John, Ghost, and Soap between them, with Gaz holding a hand over the guys mouth to stop Kate from genuinely being at risk of killing him. John actually lifts her off of the ground and walks out with her kicking and fighting to get out of his grip.

Ghost has to guard the door when he drags her out, Soap and Gaz can be heard getting a little hands-on with their interrogation. John’s grip on Kate is so tight that she'll undoubtedly bruise, but she'll forgive him when he stops her from losing her job.

"Kate- Kate, stop fucking- CALM DOWN- Think about it, it's a scare tactic. Sarah is at home with the cats, and she's fine, he wouldn't tell you about it if he wasn't going to touch her. She's alright."

"You don't fucking know that, you've seen the pictures, John. You know what he does to people-"

"Kate, calm down. Call her, phone Sarah right now and listen to her voice. She's fine, you'll be fine."

Even Simon has an undeniable picture of Laswell in her head. She's unshakeable, she's calm and she's fucking funny when she feels like it. But he's never seen this before, she's downright vicious and he can't help but watch with wide eyes as John grabs her phone out of her pocket and forces it into her hands. Can't help how his lip twitches into a frown that none of them can see as her voice shakes when she talks down the phone to her wife. How she slumps against Price and he holds her up, muttering quietly to her as her wife's voice speaks through the phone.

"She's fine. You're fine. He's a lying git, Kate. Nothing's going to happen to Sarah, you'd never allow it and neither would I. Hell, neither would Nik. The big bugger loves her."

Simon knows better than anyone that they're all human, despite all the rumours and the hero worship everyone gazes at them with. They're people. But sometimes even he forgets that Kate Laswell isn't a Station Chief, she's a woman with a wife at home and a group of cats that John likes laughing at pictures of. It's for that reason that he looks away, offers her the dignity of calming down in peace and slipping back into the Watcher persona without his eyes on her.

He pointedly ignores the grateful look John shoots him.

#captain john price #kate laswell #laswells wife #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #cod nikolai #sorry you cn rip best friends kate and john from my cold dead hands #she is not immune to freaking out over her wife and he is more than willing to play impulse control for a few minutes #if kate freaks out on the field then you run shoot or find john price urgently #also nikolai and kates wife are friends and if you dont agree then idc this is my post

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lazycranberrydoodles · 1 year ago

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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway.#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

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sweet-rabbit · 2 months ago

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i wasn't going to post any art until i got the next chapter of a fic written but i have such an art backlog of now TWO fandoms i couldn't, blegh

i'm SURE this has been done into the ground but i couldn't help myself

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #kabru #mithrun #kabumisu #i had a coworker say that their wife actually liked doing the dishes while angrily ranting about her day #and i find kabru would be a similar fellow~#always make sure your man got proper neck support!

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marciaillust · 3 days ago

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I added some colours to her :)

#digital art #character art #character design #marcia #discworld #discworld fanart #angua von uberwald #bro i need to get weirder i need my art to be weirder i need the shapes i need the colurs i need to not play safe i need to be a freak #2025 goal become an even bigger freak i can never stop #i really like how she turned out #i never used such muted colours before i kinda like how murky she looks #a true ankhmorporkian #still making my way through men at arms they just found the clown #i am fascinated with the river that is running through that city #it makes me think of Bristol uk <3 #going back to angua i like to think the armour they gave her was already all beaten up #hello and welcome to the nightwatch. have the nastiest underfunded gear we could find this side of the city #also i like to think that the official colours of ankh morpork are greenred #two colours on the opposing sides of the colour wheel but they are forced together to coexist #ankh would be green morpork would be red #and now everyone and their patrician just gotta cope #worldbuilding through colour would be fun : )#ohhh the inside of the palace could look quite cool because it would have to utilize both to celebrate the union #but then you go into the city and across the river you can sorta see the divide #not that all the houses would be one colour or whatever thats a bit predictable #but through fashion statements or exported goods or family insignia #and then you could incorporate it further for example vimes the guy of the city would want to take on the whooole thang. thats his city #some criss cross apple sauce checkers quilted mismatched mumbo jumbo #and then in contrast to that you would have his wife-elected suit and tie getup that distances him from his duty and kills him #so many options i tell you

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silentgrim · 4 months ago

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cassie's everday fits! 🖤

dress // white stockings // shoes

dress // lace accessory // tights // shoes

top // skirt // tights (basegame) // shoes

#i'm avoiding don like the plague so here's our wife as a distraction #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 lookbook #sim: cassandra goth #i need to find more dresses like the first one it suits her so well heart eyes emoji #and more mary janes

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blueflipflops · 1 year ago

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Baby Switcharoo

Here's another short dpxdc prompt

"Daddy!" Dick instictively caught the kid before she kissed the floor despite knowing she can fly and-- wait a damned minute. That is not Mar'i.

Meanwhile...

"Papa!" Danny smiled as he braced himself for the flying missile of a child that raced to him. He swirled them around when he caught her making her giggle as her legs swing. Hold the fuck up-- This is not Ellie.

#danny and dick go on the cross-dimensional adventure to return this child before the kid finds out they're NOT dad #OR before their wives find out they lost their daughter #mar'i is EXCITED to know her papa can fly with her now which is so COOL #ellie is a bit disappointed to know that her dad is adopted by a billionnaire here #OH! Ellie will help you out of that situation dad! *cue bullying Bruce Wayne in and out of costume*#would be fun to have this as danny/blackfire #and have both dickory and blackfire/danny meet and be all like that one spiderman meme #danny would be so chill to have an ex-villain wife #and kori would have a slight crisis to the image of an alternate of her husband being married to her sister who had tormented her yrs ago #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #Baby Switcharoo AU

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vvitchering · 2 years ago

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Din’s new Nevarro neighbors realizing pretty quickly that the new guy will help you with anything if you ask him nicely. Got a leaky roof? He’ll climb up there and patch it and clean out the gutters while he’s at it. Old and need someone to run into town and pick up some groceries for you? How many potatoes do you need, ma’am? Some creep keeps harassing you? Don’t worry about it, it’s taken care of.

Din has all the thank-you pies, cakes, and pastries he and Grogu can eat.

#I’m having a good time imagining him taking on all these domestic tasks #ala tw3 geralt being talked into finding an old lady’s favorite frying pan #and being paid in potatoes #and Din is happy to help because he likes the pies and it keeps him busy when he doesn’t have special important space things to do #plus now the old lady and her wife babysit Grogu for him when he needs time for himself #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #mine

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polinsated · 6 months ago

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"the look on his face after he confessed his feelings to her... and he realized he has her" [credit to this tiktok user]

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loserifer · 7 months ago

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i survived another week under capitalism's thumb. w me. anyway, here's some Tension >:)

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#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel sara #hazbin hotel fanart #fanart #hazbin hotel comic #comic #rays art #i noticed that sera doesnt really call charlie by her name... shes 'lucifer's misguided daughter' or "daughter of the morningstar'#her identity only seems to tie back to lucifer in sera's eyes #its very demeaning and although i dont think sera even realizes she's coming across that way... i do find it very interesting #i like to think she does the same thing to lilith #lilith isnt 'the queen' or 'the first woman'... shes 'lucifer's wife'#and thus lucifer's importance is exaggerated and those related to him are underrepresented #especially since both charlie and lilith care about demonkind and have radical ideas #and while lucifer USED to be the same way... his sense of self has been crushed (at this point in time)#thus making him easier to manipulate #again i dont think sera even realizes this is something she's doing or taking advantage of as her intentions are not 'evil'#but its still happening #thats the consequence of a 'the end justifies the means' mindset

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mohntilyet · 9 days ago

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veilguard spoilers regarding a josie romance. but can we talk about the letter josie sends to a romanced inquisitor because. i’m sorry. fucking losing my mind at the fact that the inquisitor and josephine are close enough friends with the guy the inquisitor duels in her romance to be invited to meet his third child. implying they’ve been invited to the other two. at a baby shower and getting introduced as the one who dueled the baby’s father because he was trying to steal your girl. antivan romances insane.

NO LITERALLLYYYYY. AND HE’S AN IN LAW. ITS TOO FUNNY. i cannot imagine how they met and how yvette probably was like “teehee…. the man that my sister spurned…. has fallen in love with ME!” and the best/worst part is that ortranto really has. i like to think of them running around with each other and secretly meeting as though their families actually hate each other (they really don’t lol) . the ortrantos would probably be delighted to have their son actually marry a montilyet like they wanted, even better that they’re actually in love and it’s not arranged!

i have this image of josie going like “you can’t marry him. is this a joke, because it’s not funny. i almost embarrassed him! the only reason the ortrantos do not hate us is because he is a very kind man who saw that i was in love with the inquisitor! ….yes i suppose a very kind man like that could love you…….. yes of course i want you to be happy…… yvette gabrielle montilyet, i fear you are not hearing what i’m saying— DON’T SAY YOU ARE ALREADY AN ORTRANTO. DID YOU ELOPE? ah okay. don’t do that. i said don’t do that. yvette come back and listen to me” etc etc

of course i must believe that there was a big scene caused (once again) by a montilyet and ortranto that ends with lord ortranto making a speech where the publicly declares his love for yvette in front of all of antiva city to see and hear. so there’s no backing out from this one. in my mind there’s a rehash of the big “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!” (ortranto, desperate but genuine), “you do?” (completely aghast josie who has somehow missed the fact her sister has been giggling even more than usual), plus an “OF COURSE HE DOES!” (a thrilled yvette) that reminds josie so fondly of her own love story that she's immediately relaxed (and suddenly accepting) about this whole thing <3

#josie to me also feels more awkward than she lets on because she's quite good at being graceful and kind #but he is kind of. you know. the guy she rejected in front of val royeaux #i think the most out of character thing is that josie doesnt notice her sister and ortranto meeting up and falling in love etc #but i also think she can be busy enough being an ambassador/running the family business/eldest daughter #that she somehow misses it. for the sake of this beautiful idea i have. and also it would be cute and funny <3 #also like the image of yvette saying ‘i’m getting married to adorno!’ and inq is like yeah ok :] congrats!#later asks josie like ‘oh yeah. who was the guy ur sister is marrying’ and josie pauses thinking abt how to say this LOL #this is also how trev finds out ortranto’s first name is adorno. nearly dies laughing over the whole situation i think #he really is like a footnote in her mind where she's like ':/ guy who almost married my beautiful wife' and then almost #without any issue she's able to go like 'GUY WHO IS MY IN LAW. AND WAS REALLY GRACIOUS ABOUT THE WHOLE ARRANGED MARRIAGE THING.#HE'S QUTE COOL ACTUALLY!' <- and has no issue about ortranto after this #much to josie's amusement and exasperation <3 #josephine montilyet #adorno ortranto #yvette montilyet #not to mention josie's unseen brothers. they do intrigue me #the idea of either of them kind of finding out their youngest sister is running around with ortranto they probably sighed in relief like #yeah we can distract josephine with this. that will get her off my back about marriage for about a year.#even more if theyre planning the wedding!#evelyn trevelyan #<- mentioned briefly. i guess #veilguard spoilers #for a codex entry but when i saw it i did melt. everyone deserves to experience this firsthand #long post

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sheikfangirl · 5 months ago

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Totk Angst - "I told you I didn't like this outfit."

Random Toxic Puppet Zelink I drew because I just missed my lady and Master Puppet Zelda so much❤️

And...I'm gonna tell ya a secret: I am a bad person who enjoys drawing Link fu***d up and suffering way too much😩 Also, if you are wondering, Link is wearing the Depth outfit. The front piece was removed and placed on his leg... I needed the outfit "sexified" 🤣🤷‍♀️

I'd draw this outfit way more often if the hood didn't hide Link's facial expressions so much. It's really REALLY is my favorite TotK Armor Set! So...GOTH!! Glory to Puppet Zelda!