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formulaqueer · 3 months ago
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went to a large event at a concert venue tonight with my mother--visibly disabled with a mobility aid--which required golf cart to get between the car and the venue. and twice, TWICE, as we were waiting for the golf cart, when one finally drove up a family of able-bodied people just hopped on and decided it was theirs. as if there was not a whole group of disabled people waiting for their transportation right in front of them. the venue staff had to run after the golf cart as it left and yell at them to get off. twice. after it took an hour for the golf cart to even get there. wow
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fudgecake-charlie · 10 months ago
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[Mulholland's Dinner and Wine]
definitely one of the weirder things i've drawn but it was fun so i'm still posting it
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nerdie-faerie · 5 months ago
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Just when I think the day's going well, I crash a golf cart
#summer camp tag#ace is a mess#i do not have a drivers license and i havent even been behind the wheel in like 4 years since i stopped lessons cus of the pandemic#the day was going fine i got loads done didnt feel like i was irritating my director too bad#doing some paperwork for her and she says when im done well take the golf cart out while its not currently raining#im like ooh fun never been in a golf cart before i see the higher up staff in them im not gonna say no to chilling in a golf cart#i did not realise that meant i would be driving esp when she asked if id been in one before and i said no#she then asked if i could drive and i said not really thought that would be it#cus i was supposed to be studying for my theory before working towards my practical#but no she insists im driving and first off i gotta reverse outta this bay now at least i didnt have to think about gears#but i hate tryna figure out how to turn whilst in reverse in mess with my brain im not great with shape visualisation#we do all our stops its fine for the most part a lil too fast going down some of the hills#and some tight turns but my turns were always like that cus im too busy focusing on the most immediate thing#we get back i park fine and then shes like oh actually there are some more stops we can make so i reverse and turn back out#do our two stops with only minimal confusion about direction then as i go to park into the bay we came from#shes like oh actually park in the bay closest to the health centre and what i should have done was reversed and adjusted my angle#instead i drove directly into the supporting beam separating the two bays 🙃😭#i immediately turn the cart off and expect her to switch with me instead shes like laughing it off oh it was just a little bump it was fine#im like it was not that was a loud ass bang i feel so bad and then she lifts up the light cover i broke off saying its just a scratch#and i feel worse so pf course thats when the camp director comes out to check on the noise and i dont think ive ever worn a guiltier look#but theyre both laughing it off oh just having a little driving lesson :) and i am mortified#she gets back in the cart and shes still insisting that its fine and i should still park after that which i do with great trepidation#but there are no more problems and the lights still work but the cover does need fixing and i just oh my god#ive never crashed before never clipped or scratched a car so of course id crash the golf cart trying to park of all things 😭
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tortoise-teapot · 4 months ago
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remembering fondly that when i installed the trespasser dlc it corrupted my game completely to the extent i called the fucking ea helpline out of desperation. i was like "my man, I *need* to know what happens. i'm dying. i usually wouldn't do this, but this is very important to me and i'm freaking out." and this guy bless him i guess he recognized an Autism Event when he saw one and stayed on the line with me for an HOUR figuring this shit out. a lot of it was waiting for shit to install or load and he just asked me questions about the game and was genuinely interested and he's like "you know, everyone who calls about this game seems to like it a lot. i don't usually play rpg's but this sounds interesting" and... i don't even remember his name. one of the most comforting and helpful conversations i've ever had. thank you EA guy, i hope i gave you an excuse to just hang out during your shift, you rock. i think of you every time i start trespasser. which is incredible given how i'm usually already crying by the time the winter palace loads in.
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harmonybarmy · 4 months ago
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baby we are dropping like flies over here my great aunt passed this week.
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doodlboy · 7 months ago
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Some bitch decides to make fun of me and my hair in public and it's somehow my fault????
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jrueships · 1 year ago
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paolo new commercial with curry, signed with jordans, jaba we need to do something besides hatewatching or laugh emojing the nba rn buddy
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pr · 1 year ago
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its sooooo embarrassing for me hearing the coworker next to me's computer constantly ping with teams message notifications 😭 like theres no way they dont have a group chat without me but like also 1. is this high school did yall REALLY need to make a separate group chat to be silly without the weird girl 2. why cant being quiet and weird just be something you tolerate instead of excluding me bc of it like i dont understand am i being rude for being socially anxious like is it really THAT bad jesus
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serenity-bitty · 8 months ago
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2 reblogs = 1 golf ball explosion
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1 reblog = 1 communism 🙏
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nobodybetterlookatme · 7 days ago
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Leaning against him half your shift??
Every post makes it harder for me to believe there isn’t something there 👀
AHDKAKKSLAK nooooo that's like a normal thing to do, it doesn't mean anything 😭
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artcallednaturalviews · 2 months ago
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dragontatoes · 6 months ago
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At this point I want to get a fake drivers license just to get a job. Would anyone actually even check
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ridher · 3 months ago
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rafe cameron defending his shy & non-confrontational girl
one the the biggest perks in a relationship with rafe is how different he is from you, opposites attract or something like that.
his charismatic and confident nature makes it easy for him to interact — and more importantly, get what he wants. something you, however, tended to struggle with. it's not a negative quality, just the way you grew up and part of your personality rafe loves so much.
he caught on right away and it was what drew him towards you. being able to provide for his girl and be the man she relied on was truly all he could wish for — especially in situations like these.
today, you and your boyfriend went out to the country club, a common pastime for the two of you. he would hit a few holes and you'd watch all prettily from the golf cart, sipping on a drink that'd get you tipsy and clingy — just happy to be there.
that is, until another cart pulls up, the sound startling you before you're able to turn and look over at the disruption.
it's a group of asshole kook boys — something you used to assume about rafe, so you remain nonjudgmental. the rowdy group of three is focused on you since your boyfriend is a few meters away, zoned in on his sport.
"yo! could you go any fuckin' slower?" the driver shouts, hanging out the side of the open vehicle. his words leave you stunned, mouth agape and face heating up from the accusation you weren't sure how to handle.
instinctively, your head snaps back towards rafe who's already making his way back over with his club held dangerously tight in his grip — knuckles white and all.
"i'm sorry, i said something, didn't i?" the boy speaks back up, trying to get your attention through the subtle insult.
it works, because you look back over at the group, silent and overwhelmed by conflict. something that wouldn't seem like a big deal to others — namely your boyfriend who's already handling it with nothing more than a tense jaw in reaction — feels equivalent to the end of the world.
like always, rafe fixes it for you and they speed away with a wave of the middle finger — directed towards who is unclear.
he snaps you out of it with the touch of his hand on your chin, refocusing your eyes to connect with his. bracing the other on the roof of the golf cart, his body leans over yours and speaks up all low and soft just for you.
"that was all 'cause of me. nobody's mad at you, aight?" and he knows just what to say. if your eyes could be filled with hearts, they would be — instead, dilated pupils fill the color of your iris almost completely and you're nodding at his reassurance, mind hazy.
he smirks lazily, ego inflated at the feeling of being your savior and the confirmation that he is that person for you.
pressing a wet, sloppy kiss to your forehead, he taps firmly at your hip as a signal to scoot over so he can slide into the driver's seat and take control. all is well again when he feels your head fall to his shoulder during the bumpy ride across the course.
his large hand snakes around your waist and his thumb nudges the hem of your shirt when it starts circling absentmindedly.
the outing is cut short for reasons neither of you need to communicate, even more so when rafe hurries the two of you back to tanneyhill where he all but manhandles you up the stairs and into the familiar space of his bedroom — giggles and affectionate kisses following all the way.
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rafeandonlyrafe · 4 months ago
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favorite girl to see
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warnings: implied sex, cart girl!reader, soft!rafe, fluffy
“hey boys.” you grin as you greet them all, but your eye is on one boy in particular.
“there's my favorite girl to see.” rafe smiles, quickly putting his putter back in his golf bag.
you roll your eyes despite your cheeks blushing. “you just like me because i bring you drinks.”
“nope.” rafe shakes his head, walking closer to you as you stay sat in the cart, worried your knees would buckle if you tried to stand up with his full attention on you. “otherwise id say that to all the cart girls.”
“mmm, and you don't?” you raise your eyebrows.
“absolutely not.” rafe scoffs like it's a ridiculous notion.
“what'll it be for you today?” you ask rafe, standing carefully and rounding the golf cart to the drinks area, opening up the cooler, expecting to grab him a high noon or white claw like usual.
“just a water, actually.” rafe turns to look at his friend he's golfing with. you don't even glance away from rafes perfectly chiseled features. “anything for you top?”
“im good.”
“one water it is.” you dig out a bottle from the melting ice, taking a towel and drying off the sides so you don't have a wet drink to rafe.
“so kind.” he coos, reaching into his wallet.
“rafe-” you sigh, already knowing what is coming as he pulls out a hundred dollar bill.
“nope.” rafe says, stuffing the bill into your hand. “take it. a tip for my favorite girl to see.”
“the water is like five bucks, this is a ridiculous tip.” you state, always trying to argue against the way rafe tips you, knowing you'll end up conceding and taking it. 
“well, if it makes you feel better about it, there is something else you can do for me.”
“hm?” you question as rafe pulls out his phone, taps a few buttons, and then hands it to you.
“put your number in.”
-- 6 months later --
you look around the golf course, having taken a later shift instead of the early one you're used to. you're getting out on the green much later than normal, trying to spot your regulars, one in particular.
you put your cart into drive the moment you see him, skipping by any other groups who may be trying to buy something. you'll loop back later to get their orders, but your sole focus is on one man.
“rafe.” you hop out your cart, giving a quick look around before jumping into his open arms, knowing while employee member relationships are technically against the rules, rafe could pull a few strings if anyone ever tattled on you.
“my girl.” rafes smile is infectious, especially as his hands drop down to squeeze your ass over your skirt, pulling your hips right up against his. “you're here late.”
“let's just say someone kept me up late last night.” you giggle, pressing a kiss to rafes lips, knowing he's the reason you had to switch shifts this morning.
rafe deepens the kiss, one hand coming to the back of your neck to keep you close as his mouth covers yours, lips and tongue gliding against each other.
“babe-” you sigh, pulling away.
“yeah, i know.” rafe steps away, knowing you only allow so much pda when you're at work.
it's one of the reasons rafe tried to convince you to quit many times, insisting you didn't need to work now that you had him, but you like picking up a few hours every week.
“what can i get you?” you ask, taking his hand in yours and tugging him towards the cart.
“another kiss.” rafe smiles. you roll your eyes and press a quick peck to his lips.
“and to drink?”
“gatorade, i guess.” rafe shrugs. “im also kinda tired from last night.”
you don't miss the wink that he gives you as you fish out his drink.
rafe grabs his wallet from his back pocket as you let out a groan, knowing what is to come, his tipping habits not changing one bit despite being together.
“what?” rafe says, handing you the large bill, knowing he'll take you shopping later to spend it. “i want to make sure you give better service to me than any of these old bastards.”
“speaking of service-” you get on your tiptoes and whisper into rafes ear. “meet me in the employee break room in 30?”
sfw tags: @winterrrnight @bejeweledreverie @ladyinbl00d @ethanthequeefqueen @drewsephrry
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ribbonprincess · 8 months ago
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"Do a lil twirl for me,yeah...your ass looks so good baby." Rafe chuckles,fixing his pants as they tightened around his crotch,the sight of you in a tiny white mini skirt the reason.
"You like it rafey? I bought It thinking of you" "yeah,no shit- you used my credit card" he chuckles. Moving from his spot on the bed,he walks over you,laying his hands on your hips as he squishes the skin. "You should wear it today while I go golfing,you can look pretty in the cart and if you're good enough daddy will buy you a drink."
He smiles before tilting his head down to press his lips against yours as you whine almost immediately,slapping his chest "my lipgloss! you just smeared it all over,daddy." Turning around to face the mirror as you try to deescalate the situation of your almost ruined makeup,dabbing at the area around your lips with a beauty blender.
"Yeah yeah,'s just lip gloss,it's nothing serious." Gasping dramatically you turn around,hand on your chest as if you've been shot as you point a finger at his chest "'s not just lipgloss.."
Chuckling to himself Rafe presses a kiss against your shoulder "I'm sorry cupcake, daddy's being mean yeah?" Nodding as you run your manicured fingers over his jawline,pressing your chest against his,making your tits more visible as you smile softly- a tragic contrast to your action.
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As you sit prettily in the golf cart,sipping at your drink while watching rafe play with his friends,you can't help but feel lonely,so you decide to approach as he stands a few feet behind the others. "rayray?"
Turning around almost immediately Rafe's expression softens a bit before turning hard. "What are you doing here,told you to sit in the cart" "Yeah... I know,but I missed you" Emphasizing your words you run a hand over his chest,playing with the button of his slacks.
"Missed me huh?" Looking over his shoulder he shouts a quick "Little lady is feeling sick!" Before dragging you over the Golf cart and driving over a more secluded area of the field,covered by trees and bushes.
"Since you've been missing me sooo much,might as well show it. C'mon get on your knees" Taking one last look around you move to your knees on the moist grass,quickly unbuckling his belt as you pull down his pants and boxer just as much needed. Wrapping a hand around the base of his shaft you kiss the vein that runs on the underside of it, resulting in a harsh tug of your hair. "Don't fucking tease me."
Wrapping your lips around his tip before slowly moving down,twisting your hand around what you couldn't fit "Deeper...I've trained you better than this,kid" Rafe mumble from above you,shoving your head down until you gag harshly,tears already pooling at your lash line. "Yeah,there you go...nice and warm for me." Looking up through your clamped wispy lashes you start to move your head again,twirling your tongue around his length like a popsicle as Rafe groans from above you "Got myself the best girl,right? Sucking my dick like this where everyone can pass by"
Nodding as best as you can,you pull off him with a loud "pop". "Wanna make you feel good,daddy." Smiling to himself, Rafe wipes at your saliva coated lower lip before bringing your mouth back on him with a satisfied moan,brushing some strand of hair that have fallen over your face away. "Fuck,keep doing that and I'm gonna cum. You want daddy to cum in your mouth? Yeah,you do."
Meeting you midway as he thrust into your mouth,giving you no time to react or even understand. "shit- 'm cumming" As his rhythm gets sloppier,you suck around his tip holding onto his thigh as you feel a milky substance flood your mouth. Breathing loudly he pulls you away from him as he smirks "Show me your tongue,angel" showcasing your tongue with a proud smile you look up at him in search of praise. "good girl,what do we say now?" "thank you daddy!"
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sharlsworld · 3 months ago
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༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆ baby love - 𝐋𝐍𝟒 𖤓
( 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 )𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗑 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗓 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋
( 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒 )𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖼𝗋𝗎𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗌𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝖿 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾’𝗌 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾,𝖻𝖺𝖻𝗒 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾
𝗇𝗈𝗍𝖾 ✫ 𝗂 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗓𝖾𝗋𝗈 𝗂𝖽𝖾𝖺𝗌 𝗂’𝗆 𝗌𝗈 𝗌𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗀𝗎𝗒𝗌 𝗂 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅 𝗌𝗈 𝗌𝗈 𝖻𝖺𝖽
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landonorris baby love my baby love
⤷ yn i need ya, oh how i need ya
⤷ alex_albon just date already please
⤷ georgerussell63 Seriously, it’s getting old at this point
⤷ carlossainz55 Seriously, it’s seriously getting old. Seriously Lando. Seriously.
⤷ landonorris 😏
⤷ yn not yet
⤷ landonorris 😔
sharls.eclair carlos telling lando to date his BABY SISTER is another level of approval
landolovesyn lando norris don’t know what to do with allat
⤷ landonorris instagram should make a dislike button
⤷ yn bruv
francisca.cgomes is that another lando shopping spree i see?? 👀
⤷ yn yurppp
carlossainz55 Brat baby
⤷ yn stay mad
alexandrasaintmleux Pretty baby
⤷ lordperceval i love how a lot of her nicknames have baby in them 😭
maxfewtrell Why’s bro hanging out of the golf cart
⤷ yn fattie almost tipped us over
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landonorris
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landonorris supposed to be in a meeting but my baby love got bored
mclaren The meeting is about you Lando, please join immediately
⤷ landonorris no hablo inglés
judebellingham 😍😍
⤷ landonorris brah 😐
carlossainz55 Please return my baby sister unharmed and in one piece please
lilymhe Cutie pie 💘💘
⤷ yn you’re the reason why 😉
alex_albon My invite must’ve gotten lost in the mail or something
⤷ georgerussell63 Mine too
⤷ yn or something
maxfewtrell Why don’t you skip meetings for me lando norris?
estiebestie ‘my baby love’ will never get tired of hearing him call her that 🥹
oscarpiastri Yeah mate I just got a ass chewing for you being so down bad
⤷ danielricciardo So down bad for a girl you’re not even dating
⤷ landonorris Alright bro who asked you??
charles_leclerc I know that smile, she just got her fries and milkshake delivered
⤷ landonorris whatever dude. what. ever.
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landonorris heaven on earth
yn awhh lan you sweet talker
alexandrasaintmleux Correct 😍❤️
charles_leclerc “Did you take it?”
⤷ arthur_leclerc “Does it look candid?”
⤷ yn it’s like you guys are praying on my downfall idk
oscarpiastri I’m afraid she had you wrapped around her finger mate
⤷ carlossainz55 Like a puddle in the palm of her hand
⤷ sainzpoet hello??
lilymhe Sooo pretty I’m in love 💕
⤷ landonorris no I’M in love not you lily
alex_albon Petition for lando and y/n to start dating already
⤷ landonorris i’ll be waiting for whenever she’s ready
⤷ yn grwm
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francisca.cgomes giving mermaid 🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️
logansargeant Is that my paddle board?
⤷ yn of course not why would you think such a thing logan…
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landonorris first date kinda nervousss
carlossainz55 And we all clapped
alexandrasaintmleux The sigh I just sighed
maxfewtrell Oooh going for the elegant look I see 😉
landoonewin SCREAMINGRIGHTNOW
georgerussell63 Looking like a million bucks
charles_leclerc Cheeee lookin snazzy
francisca.cgomes for sure giving old money
alex_albon someone cleans up nice
oscarpiastri Bro manifested this
estiebestie i love that everyone is freaking out because lando wore a suit 😭😭
carmenmmundt Can’t wait to hear all about it from my babayyy
yn 🙉🙉 i got ready guys
pierregasly Don’t forget deodorant
landonorris why is everyone acting like this is my first time taking a girl out
⤷ carlossainz55 This is your first time taking THE girl out
⤷ landonorris you right
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yn first & last boyfriend
landonorris DAMN STRAIGHT
landonorris LANDO NORIZZ WHO? I DONT KNOW RHAY GUY
landonorris ON TOP OF THE WORLD RIGHT NOW YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND
carlossainz55 ❤️❤️❤️
alexandrasaintmleux Yess babyyy so so happy for you love 💞
alexandrasaintmleux Leo is very happy too
⤷ yn awhhh stop i miss you two
carmenmmundt Proud to say that I’ve been here since day 1❣️
francisca.cgomes an official wag instead of an honorary one now!!!
lilymhe I guess it’s okay only because he’s been dedicated forever
lilyzneimer 🩵🩵
alex_albon lando’s having a field day
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landonorris i’d wait a million more lifetimes for you baby love 🤍
georgerussell63 Crazy son of a bitch did it
carlossainz55 But why is that picture in your camera roll Lando Norris?
⤷ landonorris april fools!!! hahaha!!! 😥
charles_leclerc Got the girl
maxfewtrell Let’s go boys 🙌🏽🥇
mclaren We love to see the progress of this beautiful love story 🧡
alexandrasaintmleux This is so cute
alex_albon Finally got wifed up 🥳🥳
scuderiaferrari Our favorite love story 🫣
lewishamilton Young love
fernandoalo_oficial Crazy kids
danielricciardo At last
yn of course 💓
carlossainz55 And they lived happily ever after
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