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life is hard when u are a sticklers and spacewaffles main 😔
#veni.txt#i love and adore zam nd pangi as well tbh#but the level of attachment i have to ro jumper and planet is unmatched#they are my most special of little guys#i want to drop them into one of tjose glass ant colony things and see what they do
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the question of 'whats your love language' confuses me sooo much and idk why. sometimes whenever I take those dumb uquizzes if I get that question I'll always click off cuz like.. dude I don't know. I genuinely have no clue what I've ever done for anyone to express love that's not something I'd notice
#mole talks#if i like somebody i just.. be nice tothem and think about them a lot? i guess?#and try to make them smile and feel happy?#what. i dont get it#i jsut searched it up and apparently the 'five love languages' are#words of affirmation. quality time. gifts. acts of service. physical touch#i dont think i am any of tjose things in particular#im bad bad at words#dont often spend time with anybody in prticular#i love giving gifts but its not really something i do everyday#i guess acts of service is just trying to help? i mean i would help anybody tahts not. something i do to express love#and also i dont care much for physically touching people#so . whatever?#maybe this doesn't even matter at all.like not even slightly#i wish people would stop putting this in uquizzes though! or at least include an 'i dont fuckign know' option#stop excluding me. im important too.
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YOU SEE IT YOU SEE THE VISION WHITE GIRL MUSIC TASTE SHURI but also idk why but I see him liking 100 Gecs (I forgor how to spell it) too and specifically Stupid Horse and Money Machine (I'm going insane I keep for getting the 100 Gecs song names)
Omg wait ure so right with girlhood Vine actually. Maybe this is just cause she's pink but like. Soft pink coded songs. Romance songs? Maybe? Like uh Would You Be So Kind, If I Could Ride a Bike, etc. Two Birds maybe? Those kinda songs ykyk??? I think she'd like Melanie Martinez but mostly the more,,, idk how to describe it but the less intense stuff??? If that makes sense?? Something like Carousel, Sippy Cup, Training Wheels. AM I MAKING SENSE IDKIDK
— @spiderwebd (I'm biting at the cage also if ure eepy why u awake silly)
UR RIGJT ON VINE BTW. I was trying to say she would love these types of songs for melanie BUT LIKE I COULDNT FIND THE RIGHT WORDS
Also i had a thought of broker being into rap songs (its kinda funny and now i run with it)
Who else did i miss… scythe? I honestly think shed be into old 70s-90s songs… she just gives me those vibes. But then again shes a serial killer—
Banhammer is obviously into rock,,, i wouldnt know what specific genre but he likes crunchy guitars in songs what if he likes marylin monroe n michael jackson bc of his momma tjo (im projecting)
Biograft. 🙅♂️🙅♂️🙅♂️🤬🤬🤬🤬🙅♂️🤬🙅♂️/j
bro would download cruelty free music and play it on repeat thats what i imagine (dude doesnt listen to them its just what it does)
#phighting#phighting!#roblox#phighting headcanons#noxxs asks#LIKE#WHAT DO I GIVE BIOGRAFT#omg wait what ab tjose#audio sensory tiktok videos#wjere like the thing bounces off a wall and like#IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING AB RAISE UR HAND#i get stuck watching those tiktoks man#my little pea brain loves them#oh my god i just ahd the biggest idea#also i cant sleep oomf i have work😭#technically not work i habe school assignments
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that's right babygirl. never upset daddy.
#PLS IF U REBLOG THIS LET THE PEOPLE KNOW IM JOKIMGNF#IM SORRY IM ADDICTED TO TALKING LIKE A TRYHARD TIKTOK THIRSTRAP SOMETIMES#even at work/school itll just plague my mind sometimes 😭#I HAVENT ACTED ON IT VERBALLY IN TJOSE SITUATIONS BUT IM STARTING TO GET CONCERNED#im either very Not good at acting on my thoughts or very Too Good#HELL#sometimes ill flinch when nothing happens or when smthing is 5000miles away#but if it's right in front of me and unexpected i just. wont do anything#BUT I HAVENT GOTTEN HIT FROM DOING EITHER. like luckily the thing is either a fakeout or misses 😭#i was at a haunted maze with friends n this scary mf jumped infront of me and i just stared silently at him 😭😭#NOT EVEN A 'IM GONNA STARE U DOWN STARE OOO GRR' but a ._.#BUT THEN IT HITS ME LATER THAT I SHOULD BE FEELING SCARED and then i have to be like 😭 wait wtf was that like 2 hrs later#it's either delayed or early girl i aint gonna hold u 😭#anyways i actually posted this to complain abt sauce choosing an angle where i cant see the saucetitties#THEY LOOKED SO GOOD FROM THE SIDE YALL 😭 I NEED SOMEONE TO WONT HIM DAMMIT!!!!!!#plz.. someone.. top. HIM!!!!!#idk why but he looks very lesbian sometimes to me#him ant n ja .. radiate sexuality LMFAO#his hair is so cute here!!@@!#a kitty cat president advocating for all dogs to d*e#sauce
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lowkey kinda wake up wanting to le epic kill myself all the time recently
#renee rambles in the tags#i want to die i want to die i want to die#i jst get the overwhelming feeling that i cant take this anymore#im tired of channeling all the kms eneegy towards other things#i keep tryi g to seem productive or on top of it or able to control my emotions but#all i can do is cry and cry and cry some more#i feel pathetic and broken and overworked and undervalued and im sure ive projected so many of tjose feelings onto those around me#bc im human and im awful#idk how to do this anymore#i begged to go to the ward but my bf wldnt take me#and i really dont wanna scare anyone else abt it either#if i can i wanna keep this all localized and hope it doesnt explode#idk wht to tell my therapist anymore either#i think its getting worse bc im not able to see her to nxt month#which is like#idk ive had this feeli g for weeks but i feel like my life is abt to expire#like once this month ends i will too#i jst dont know what to do in the meantime#i kinda am on the fence abt whether or not thts smth i want#i achieved wht i set out to do which was lowkey easy#set gpod goals for urself and feel fulfilled and end it all b4 22#i feel 15 again#whatever whatever whatever#my periods done but these insa e hormones are not </3
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GUTS Tour
Oscar piastri x singer!reader
Face claim Olivia Rodrigo
Summary Oscar reacts to his girlfriend tour.
Warning Guts tour(not really but Iykyk)
A/N really like it. I hope it does well. Hope y’all enjoy it! The YouTube video and the insta story took really long to make so pls show some love and say what you think!
Also I just reread it, and there are quite some spelling mistakes. Sorry for anyone that is bothered by it, but I can’t change it anymore because that takes a lot of time and I don’t have that. I ado don’t really know what to thing about the YouTube video cause I made it in 2 hours so for me the different parts where more spread out but now I look back it looks a bit weird. But Lmk what you think!
Don’t forget to repost and comment! It helps a lot! Also feedback is appreciated!
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Yourusername thank you so for all the great support! I had a great time on my first few shows, hope to see you al soon!
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SabrinaCarpenter So gorgeous!
Conangray Love the show!
Oscarpiastri ��❤️
User1 not her friends and bf simping in the comments
User2 so exited to see you in Europe!
User3 so happy I got to see you!
User4 SO PROUD!
User5 I can still remember the little girl on bizarfark and now she is doing a world tour😢 the little artist is really growing up!
User6 💜💜
User7 mother
User8 we need Oscar’s reaction to the obsessed performance and the ✨parts✨ of the show
User9 OMG SO TRUE
User10 in love with you
User11 IM SO EXITED TO GO TO THE GUTS TOUR (I don’t have tickets)
User12 love the difference between SOUR and GUTS tour, she really isn’t a teenager anymore
User13 ur an icon
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User1 HAHAHA OSCAR REACTION TO THE PARTS
User2 I love that y/f/n SHQ and McLaren worked together for this! Great video!
User3 He listed!
User4 not him stuttering😂
User5 the people laughing at him behind the camera😂
User6 I love how he makes sure to mention that he knew things beforehand and that she asked him for advice
User7 HAHA not him suddenly being full GenZ for y/n😂
User8 HAHA him saying that she does that a lot is the highlight of this video!
User9 someone should count how many times he said wow🤣
User10 he is such I supportive Boyfriend! I love it!
User11 he’s such a simp!
User12 I love how he says that about the fans and stuff
User13 Great video!
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Yourusername He may be a simp, and he may judge my tour, but he is mine🫶 So American is out now! I hope you all enjoy it! (P.S. he finally came to the show, and he ENJOYED it!)
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OscarPiastri Hey don’t expose me!
OscarPiastri And I’m so proud of you! Finally a song that I heard beforehand!
OscarPiastri And I did not judge you and I’m not a simp!
Yourusername Whatever you believe sweetheart!
SabrinaCarpenter Omg love the song! So proud of you! Liked by author
GracieAbrams So happy! Love that you finally released a love song!
Yourusername 💜
TaylorSwift So proud of you! You finally found your lover!
Yourusername Thank you mother🙇♀️💜
Landonorris it was so painful to watch both Oscar filming the video and him watching the show irl😭 he was a simp and speechless with both😭
Yourusername Hey! Look out at what you say! He is my simp!
User1 AAAHHHH NOW SONG!
User2 FIRST LOVE SONG!
User3 they are so cute!
User4 I love them!
User5 AND HE SAYS IM SO AMARICAN!
User6 THEY ARE THE BEST COUPLE ON TEH GRID!
User7 OSCAR IS SO HOT IN TJOSE PICS🥵🥵
User8 I fear I might have fallen in love… with both
User9 do you need a dog? 🐶🐕 I can bark
User10 NEW SONG WOOHOO
User11 I didn’t really like their relationship at first, but now that we get more song I AM SUCH A FAN
User12 UGH THE PUCS ARE SO CUTE
User13 Not her and Lando exposing Oscar
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You know thinking about it, I realized I like to think Larry’s whole personality is just based on Starr Park. Like his whole life, his whole thing and character are just rules, rules, rules, and Starr Park. I mean he’s kind because he’s supposed to represent Starr Park and the fact he is the ticket man means he has to show a smile and a good personality as he is like the face of it when you enter it while Lawrie doesn’t because as you know he doesn’t do the tickets but more so over dealing with the rule breakers. (The rule breaker thing could also apply to Larry because that’s his job at Starr Park which is a cop.) He’s the one loving the rules because it keeps things in order and you know that he has to protect the theme park and in order to protect it, it has to be in order with no like weird or violent things happening around. I always have to remind myself that they’re robots created by Starr Park, their job is for Starr Park, their life, and their purpose centers around Starr Park. No matter what or how you think of him, Larry will always be centered around Starr Park. It’s so silly but interesting too, he’s nothing but just a code implanted in a machine. He’s not supposed to have feelings, he’s supposed to be a professional at his job and that’s all. You can’t just slap a headcanon onto him because it wouldn’t make sense like what do you mean he bakes for fun? (No offense) you have to think about characters as a whole and thinking about it, Larry’s whole thing about you know what makes it special for me. GRRRRRRRR I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHHHHHH. Also, the fact he is a robot is so smart, that means he doesn’t need to eat, drink, or sleep at all. He doesn’t need to waste time on something that’s necessary compared to a human who has all these needs that they need to fulfill or they’ll die. I love to think about it because that means he’s doing his job 24/7 and LIKE DO YOU UNDERSTAND OR AM I GOING CRAZY??? THEY DON'T HAVE EMOTIONS AND THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BE IRRATIONAL LIKE HUMANS!!!! THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BE WEAK OR NEEDY!!! THEY WONT WHINE, COMPLAIN, OR MESS UP AS MUCH AS HUMANS DO!! ITS LIKE SO OERFECT AND IT JIST CLICKS IN MY MIND AND ITS LIKE UGHH!! I also like to mention I need more Larry fanart where he’s like creepy. Of course, he’s not going to be aggressive like those horror games but it’s like those psychological horror things. They don’t scare you with scary images, they scare you with the mind instead, the concept that’s terrifying to grasp at. I DON'T KNOW WAHG IM SAYING BUT LIKE YOU KNOW THESE FANARTS WHERE LAWRIE IS NERVOUS WHILE LARDY SMILES RVEN THOUGH THE SITUATION THEY ARE IN IS TENSE AND TERRIFYING!! IM A SUCKER FOR TJOSE THJNGS BUT LIKE FAUDUAJRATUXGI. ITS ALSO COOL BECAUSE STARR PARK KINDA CENTERS AROUND WHERE EVERYTHING IS FINE!! IF YOU JNOW YOU KNOW!! Anyway, that’s enough rambling from me also… umm the requests, I would do them I swear I promise it’s just that when I force myself to do those things it’s not that fun and it just feels stale and like just a carbon, watered down version of what I was going for. So yeah hope you enjoy snd just expect more Larry and Lawrie rambles from me. (And LAWRIEPEARL)
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ITS THAT TIME AGAIN ALL MY 9-1-1 THOUGHTS IN ONE POST
(i forgot to do this until the tommy started talking about how his ex ran off with someone half her age)
- okay but we knew maddie would want another kid
- i predicted it
- NO WAY TOMMY DO NOT SAY IT
- TOMMY IS NOT ABBYS EX
- NO
- FUCKING
- WAY
- OH MY LORD THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
- bless you
- bless you
- damn
- OH MY LORD THERE GOES HIS INTESTINES
- hihi spilled his guts
- ahw ur shirt is ruined☹️
- hen screentime crumbs😋
- i will eat up every single hen screentime crumb i can get
- (every screentime crumb where she is at peace/happy)
- that is crazy maddie
- HOW MANY MEN SHE TURNED GAY😭😭😭
- hihi josh fishing for tea
- i love josh the gossip magnet
- oh now buck is doubting tommy
- lets not
- oh buck baby
- so i think tommy had a gf just to have one, like because of his surroundings and shit, but its good he broke it off before marriage, he definitely should have before an engagement tho
- also i just KNOW people are gonna throw shit at tommy for this and im not excited
- the dreaded c word care
- "i CARE about good sole support"- hen (i think that was the line)
- JOSH I LOVE YOU
- oh josh babe you are so right
- YES JOSH
- SINGLE HANDEDLY ENDING TOMMY HATRED
- well people are still gonna hate but like, hes so right
- tommy had it so much harder and did things to protect himself he definitely isn't proud of and now it looks bad because a lot of people dont have to do tjose things to protect themselves anymore
- "do you want me to read you a story" oh maddie i love you
- not 9-1-1 but someone is setting off HELLA fireworks and its not even fully dark yet
- i HATE fireworks, yeah theyre pretty but theyre torture for ao many wild animals AND me
- back to 9-1-1
- did it almost kill maddie??
- oh wait yes, not the pregnancy and birth but after
- oops sorry maddie
- hard times for madney😔
- STOP CHIM NO MAKING ME CRY
- uh oh maddie is worrying
- RIPPED TANK TOP EDDIE
- YOURE SO GAY EDDIE
- OMG HOT PASTOR
- FUCK BUDDIE I NEED EDDIE x HOT PASTOR
- "no offence im straight" BOY!!?!????
- no you aint
- yes father but he could be your daddy
- IM SO SORRY I CANT SAY THAT
- oh god therapy time
- yea eddie you dont feel worthy of juice
- very handsome moustache
- OH MY GOD IS EDDIES MOUSTACHE GONNA BURN OFFF??
- PLEASE PUT IT ON FIRE JUST ENOUGH SO IT CANT BE SAVED
- "do" something that makes you feel joy, how about DO a man and make some realisations about yourself babes
- WORM
- would you still love me if i was a worm
- dont be a baby man he is a baby
- jack😔
- "a billion tons" STOP THATS ADORABLE
- eddie you are NOT going down a pipe again
- YES LITTLE MAN
- whats with this season and little hero boys
- they actually put a kid down the pipe omg
- please actually save this kid my lord this is stressful
- GET HIM
- YOU CAN DO IT MILES
- WORM
- WE ARE WORMS
- BE A WORM
- HELL YEAH
- chim is 100% telling maddie he wants another kid now
- hen you are adorable oh my lord
- tommy ur so adorable
- uh oh
- UH OH
- this has got to be the hurdle
- HES THE HIMBO
- that is SO crazy
- look at them being all open and having a cute little talk
- UNTIL NOW
- IS THIS AN I LOVE YOU MOMENT??????
- ahw tommy
- WOAH
- HELLO MOVE IN YES
- MORE GAY
- oh youre doing to much buck
- so sweet
- OH
- TOMMY STOP WHAT
- it is new
- tommy youre very right actually you are his first
- tommy is actually so right because buck is moving too fast
- buck isnt ready himself like he figured out he was bi like a week ago (not literally)
- WHAT NO YOU DIDNT
- god damn it the bucktommy haters got what they wanted
- fuck off so many buddie fans are gonna be so miserable and annoying
- OH HE CALLED HIM BUCK
- i hope we get to see more tommy
- like he comes back sometimes for a rescue or for advice for chimney or something
- WOAH CHIM NO TALKING ABOUT DEATH OVER HERE
- maddies eyebrows are so expressive i love it
- OMG WE KNEW THIS
- PERGANT
- BOMB
- ahw cuties
- OMG MIRROR SCENE
- they gave us literally like everything weve been talking about
- oh eddie what are you doing
- PLEASE MAKE CHRIS COME HOME AND WALK IN ON THIS
- wait no that would mean more trauma
- this man is CRAZY
- someone has a GOT to walk in on this no?
- oh maybe buck being all sad like "my hot boyfriend broke up with me☹️"
- i really hope IF they make buddie happen they dont do it yet, maybe next season because its too soon for both of them to be dating
- no walking in but there is someone there
- eddie put on some pants man
- it is sad buck
- ☹️
- i am not excited for all those insufferable buddie fans/ bucktommy haters to come and hate on tommy for every single line he said
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im going to harrass you with my tts halloween related questions until its tysmgiving and then i bombard you with tjose and yhen crisis, and well u get it idk
i love ur hcs i find them interesting
OKAY ANYWAYS, what dya think the tts characters favorite halloween candy is(or like what they enjoy bcuz thats what this ask ended up as)...
rapunzel likes all candy, she will eat anything and everything, but she secretly likes the fruity candies more than like chocolate ans what not, but shhhh everything is still apatizeing to her(except lemon stuff, like dont give her a lemon head man). eugene likes chocolate and so does cass, i think ever since i got introduced to cass i js thought she liked chocolate, specifically dark chocolate js bcus shes not much of a sweets person yk?(she usually takes the dark chocolate hersheys & dark chocolate milkyways if no one wants them) but eugene likes all chocolates, milky ways? yes. snickers? yes. heck even an almond joy he'll eat.
lance is like raps, he'll eat whatever(usually he just eats what the girls dont want LMAO) but smth about me makes me think his fav is jelly beans... angry and catalina are both similar, but i think catalina doesnt like nuts in her candy(i dont either, i know im insane u can hate me already), but kiera probably likes snickers, though i think she likes baby ruths more. catalina is a big fan of reeses tho, like yes peanut butter & chocolate yum yum yum.
varian likes the fruity candy cuz he is one /JOKE
but fr varian is one of those people who gets a whole carrot or smth and is like "omg thank you!!" and eats it like a chocolate bar, i do too so its okay. but his fav candy is skittles, like actually he will gobble down a whole bag like no ones business(he also likes gummies, of any sort really, oh and jolly ranchers)
and hugo doesnt get candy he gets mf rocks like charlie brown(respectfully, hugo probably likes kitkats and sweetarts)
this is so much IM SO SORRY HELP, my fav halloween candy is crunch bars & milky ways, but honestly all candy is so good lol
I’m so down, spam my inbox if you want. (I’m so hyped for Christmas Tangled Posting. Rapunzel loves Muppet Christmas Carol.) Also thank you very much.
So I’m definitely the wrong person to ask this actually. I’m not really a big fan of candy tbh. I like it sometimes, but I usually prefer savory snacks. Honestly what you said is pretty much canon to me. I love these.
But I’ll try my best.
Punzie Wunzie- Like you said, prefers fruity candies to chocolate. Probably likes skittles and Starbursts, stuff like that. I feel like she’d like gummies. Esp the orange ones with sugar on them.
Gene- Chocolate all the way. And not the cheap crap, the really fancy stuff, like truffles.
Lance- Same as Eugene but I think he likes Hershey chocolate and generally just candy bars. Probably likes sour and spicy candies as well. And yes absolutely he loves jelly beans. Same with Cat and Varian.
Var Bear- I think he’ll eat anything tbh but he canonically likes chocolate, so he steals Eugene’s truffles and Lance’s candy bars. And I can see him liking hard candies and suckers, because you can eat them while working.
Cassie Wassie- Again like you said, dark chocolate. She doesn’t strike me as much of a candy person. I can see her liking candy with nuts (despite being a lesbian)
Thing 1 & The Other 1- I feel like Cat prefers savory foods because wolf hehe. So yes peanut butter candies all the way. Same with Kiera, idk she just doesn’t strike me as that much of a candy person either so I think she’d eat ab anything as well. Like they like candy well enough they just don’t really have favorites. Maybe they both like sour/spicy candy.
everyone else- Quirin and Arianna like those old person candies that just materialize in your house when you turn 60. Adira also prefers fancy chocolates. Frederic, I don’t know let’s say circus peanuts. Hector doesn’t care why are you asking him this. Edmund hasn’t had candy in years, honestly he’d be happy just eating a bag of straight sugar.
My favorite is probably milky ways. Because they’re good and I gotta stick with my astronomy aesthetic I’ve got going on. Also Skittles slap.
#This sucks sorry I am not a candy person and your headcanons are really good I can’t top that#tts#tangled the series#rapunzel's tangled adventure#rapunzel#eugene fitzherbert#lance strongbow#varian#cassandra tangled#kiera and catalina#tts quirin#tts adira#tts hector#tts edmund#queen arianna#king frederic#🎃
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today is the day. i am asking you about the whales
Why. WHY. WHY ARE YOU LIKE FUCKING THIS
So. The whale talk rose up because I was searching whales for like. A SMALL ASS LITTLE THING THAT MOST PEOPLE WON'T NOTICE IN LANTERNS PART 6
Now I'll have to answer your whale question. Get your cheap submarine, we're going down
So I was mostly searching humoback whales because they can be seen off the coast of Brazil but also. THOSE FUCKERS ARE EVERYWHERE
LOOK AT THIS!!! EVERYTHING BLUE IS THAT WHALE'S KINGDOM. THOSE BASTARDS ARE EVERYWHERE!!! IT SHOULD BE CONCERNING!! Too much whale. Love that
Anyway they weigh a fucking lot of about 40 tons and are huge fuckers (from 14-17 m, THEY ARE TOO BIG WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS)
They are hunted by Orcas (fuck, even those big fucks can't run away from the swimming red flag of the sea. I love orcas btw would happily die for one). And like. Humpback whales are orca haters, they protect even animals from other species just so the orcas can't hunt them, best way to middle finger an orca
Apparently they migrate like,,, 16,000 km a year which is a lot. They fucking shouldn't. They also were almost hunted to extinction because humans are dumb fucks and I fucking hate them. Leave my whales in piece, stupid naked monkey
Also females are bigger (feminism wins). Their children are called Calves which is cool. If u're a cow. Whale babies got done dirty by the people in charge of naming; tjose fellas are born with already like 4 fucking meters, that is not a calf that is a whole ass car. Gestation is of like 11,5 months btw
They hunt with bubbles. I too would like to do that with my pray but humans evolved wrong. OH TALKING OF EVOLUTION THIS FELLA IS WHAT GAVE US THE WHALES
Pakicetus. Bro was fucking sick and tired of land and then said fuck this *turn into a whale* (very scientific explanation)
They also live like. 80 to 90 years.
#get whaled#cannot deal with this fuckety fuck anymore#loved to put this crap together tho#also i made the last meme are you proud?#me and the gang (bottom text)#pretz ask#🥨🪶
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had to do it to em. kankuro
[send me a character!]
favorite thing about him: his absolute and insurmountable genderless failure swag . i was gonna say the show always needs more giddy insane theater kids but he is more than enough how could i be selfish enough to ask
least favorite thing about him: screentime
favorite line: ummm that moment when we first see him do karasu and kuroari's finishing combo, the translation kind of varies but he's essentially calling final curtain on his fucked up little puppet show and im big on that energy
brotp: there are too many good ones considering frankly i just want him to have friends,, sakura tenten lee shikamaru sai. akamaru. idfk. frankly what ive been rotating in my head is him hanging with baki. like he's probably done a great deal of annoying that man and i think he should keep it up. i think abt them..
otp: r u kidding
notp: fully who do people even ship him with . i see kiba i see shino tjose make sense. i couldnt notp those. sakura sure whatever. i think he is just a chill guy. i do think its funnier if he just lives his whole life never really getting that shino guy's deal. die having beef. but no i couldnt say its a notp
random headcanon: buzzcut kankuro underrated esp because i think his hair is probably never a consistent length. he'll let it grow til its long enough to annoy him and then chop it all of completely. forget about it the next few months, it grows out, when it gets annoying again chop chop buzz buzz etc. and so on. (annoying is defined by how hard it is to manage while he's trying to work on puppets)
unpopular opinion: this is popular but i need it said more . for what reason on eartj does he not wear nail polish
song i associate with them: wow!❤️ i do not know
favorite picture of them: sorry for the quality i used what i had on my phone already and this is a picture i took of my TV screen i think he is such a bitchy gossip why is he on the balcony multitasking people-watching with calling out his sisters missed opportunities
#answered#literally she had no control of that youre just bringing it up to be a dick. PLEASE#kankuro
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today i went to go see transformers one, And. i feel somewhat bad about this because every single one of my transformers friends seemed to love it. however i was not super impressed
which, if you liked it im glad you had fun & feel free to chalk some of my gripes up to me being pretentious about movies. but if you want to know my thoughts in more detail im putting them under a cut because a) spoilers and b) lot of words
so number one, the main thing, is that while it didnt follow the formula Exactly (orion was the one gunning to rebel from the get-go while megatron was initially really wary about stepping out of line) its still one of those "villain revolts against a corrupt system but goes TOO FAR" stories. which, yes thats what megatrons backstory usually is. yes i expected this going in
But did they have to code him as black via voice actor and pit him against a saintly nonviolent counterpart voiced by fucking chris hemsworth .
like this is the third time in the past couple years ive watched a new thing and everyones gushing over it and im like oh cool and i watch it, and the villain is a black coded (nonhuman!!) guy whos Too Mad about systemic injustice and has to be stopped by the noble liberal pacifists. it happened in live action one piece it happened in the tmnt movie and it has happened once again in transformers one!!! and EVERY single time i look through the tags to see if anyones talking about it and guess what. They are not
i cannot take even remotely seriously the in universe pearl clutching about megatron killing one (1) super evil guy. in general, sure, but mainly after watching bumblebee literally cut people into little pieces with knives on screen??????!!¿like im sorry but you cant act like megatron would be doing some horrible bad irredeemable thing by assassinating a corrupt head of state and then say okay 🤗 heres my new bffsie the knife murderer. Be real with me right now
aside from this i simply found the script to be extremely repetitive simplistic and marvelbrained. too much cheap shoehorned 2013-youtube-parody-grade humor. to which you the reader might turn to me and say manfred, you sound like a snob and the movie is for kids! the dialogue has to be simple or kids wont know whats going on. And to which i say first of all, it is my god given right to be a snob, and second of all this movie has swears in it such as hell and damn and badass, the latter of which is repeated upwards of thrice in a joke that gets less and less funny every time, and i think that MAYBE any child who is old enough to hear curse words, is old enough to understand SUBTEXT
at least it looked nice, animation was good, set design was crazy good. the little cyber deers with the light up antlers were genius, whoever came up with those was bringing their whole pussy to work. still dont like that they gave the robots human lips. optimus prime i am not going to kiss you put tjose things away
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Hello im the same anon from the last ask, idk where to put this but yeah.
I am a muppet ecorridor visionary by heart, but also if ecor is a human, i hc he would have some sort of lazy eyes, and a buzzcut ( or maybe like an undercut idk ). Fashion wise i thibk he'd be like one of those people who would not care what he'd wear and shit, ansd uses the same pants for a week lmfao. Oh yeah he has like tjose fake gem jewelry in reference to bliss smp !
Also feel free to Correct me btw oh, where is ecor blog owner for i am a new ecorridor watcher 🙏
*Asends down from heaven*
While I don't believe in buzzcut ECorridor, he lives in my heart.... For me personally I picture ECorridor in a few ways!!
1 - Just some guy with a paper mask + lazy eye
2 - Just some guy with a paper mask + lazy eye, moth addition
3 - Immortal angel, he has part of his eye (his lazy eye) stitched open, angel wings over his face that have false eyes like a moth! Plus slight scene-core things!! His halo also glows the color of his bliss gem!!
Edit - Hc that when on LS his bliss gem tranfers into an earring!! Making it unusable but still at hand bc the BlissAdmins (Pro4D + BlissAdmin) do not wanna have to give it back to him everytime on Bliss! (This also applies to any Bliss members off Bliss!!! :3)
But you can picture ECorridor in many ways, anon........
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cw/ drrugs but its weed so i mean
purly n edibles hcs cause im high rn and wanted to try doing this high im eating chips and seaying and cant think right im not gonna fic the autocorrect thing ik lets og unless its so bad u cant tell what the word was
•pony never felt rlly hugh before, but curly gave pony tjose edibles where u have to talk half of a half to get a good high
•tried smoking weed but somehow couldnt grasp the concept of how to do it which was weird so edibles was the next best thing
•ngl took a while for the mf to feel something but like, this time where he just,,,closed his eyes, he knew he felt……off…
•he was just watching tv and he closed his eyes and he felt swirly
•thankfully curly was around, but pony thought it was him being a sick bastard but no,,,,,he kept feeling it and just realzed he was high
•for a while he was just munchin on chips and dtarin at shitvtrynna think
•minds so scartered he cant thinknhow to talk to ppl k
•at some point he was super fucking uncoordinated and curly was gigglin his ass off like shit was funny (it was hilarious)
•curky just ket pony laydown in his bc bro couldnt walk for shit, and pony was munching down on chhipsneatin em like gordon ramsay made them himself
•hiwever ince again uncoordinated so he was diggun his hand into the bowl hard as shit puttin crylukbs everyone but like pony fucking hates crukbs so he tried bein nice and swipin em off but it wasnt working too well so he put the pillos over where the crumbs mostly landed and was catchin z’s
•pony was asleep through most of the high tbh and curly was there checkin in on the guy cause damn,,, bro did NOT take that shit well but hey hes calmin down now
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okay but what about that part in the Porter vid where he makes Listener look into his eyes? Are we SURE he didn't already start trancing them? Does he care if the "yes" is influence-free?
NO BC THIS WAS MY IMMEDIATE THOUGHT !!!!!
my gut feeling was that he had tranced them. i cant imagine that he really cares all too much whether or not he gets it through influence. and i also stand by the fact that vincent is very against trancing people. i feel like it would have been one of tjose things that he doesnt like to do, usually only does if he has to. and i can see that might have caused a bit of a wedge to form between the two, especially if porter was higher up in the clan, therefore around more frequently.
#bun answers#unknown participants#idk maybe im just talking out my ass#im so out of it but idec#redacted asmr#redacted audio
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// animal abuse mentions
I'm really so so fucking horrified last couple of days. I see pet shelters on Instagram which beg for help and I'm breaking into thousand pieces because I can't help everyone. don't have a possibility. and it fucking eats me alive. and those cat tortures in china. idk what to do because every thought of what tjose cats have to go through being just a little innocent animals makes me want to throw up. I'm so fucking furious because WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU HURT A CAT?? every time I remember these things happen daily I just want to hug my cat and never let him go. I'm scared to think what could've happened to him if those ppl who gave him to us never picked him up. I know that ignoring the problem won't help to solve it (same as many non Ukrainians just ignore the ongoing war because "it upsets them" while people die without help) but I can sense me getting worse because of constant thoughts like this. and I don't know what to do
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