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Alternative universe where Wymack gives up his “above my salary” rule and just straight up disses Andrew when he is pining over Neil
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Andrew: breaks into Wymack’s apartment to rant about how much Neil is a problem and a threat Wymack: You want to fuck him so much it makes you look stupid
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Andrew and Neil getting in their usual first book word scuffles Wymack to Andrew after Neil leaves them alone: So what have you decided on? Spring or Summer wedding?
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Andrew: allows some fox to score on him because he was too busy staring at Neil’s ass Wymack not saying anything out loud but catching Andrew’s eyes with so much bored intensivity the words just materialize on their own in Andrew’s mind: Wow that was pathetic.
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Andrew feeding Neil some “i’ll still solve you” or other talk like that Wymack not even raising his eyes from some documents he was filling out: I’ve seen fucking garden snails flirt better than you.
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Andrew buys Neil a matching phone Wymack: And here I thought Nicky was the only useless gay in the family, good to see I can still be wrong.
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Wymack calling Andrew after Neil hitchhiked his way back to his apartment the first time Monsters took him to Eden: CAN’T YOU TAKE HIM OUT ON A DATE LIKE NORMAL PERSON???? YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DRUG HIM???
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Andrew: buys Neil like a half of wardrobe in a exact style Andrew prefer Wymack: just aggressively sideeyeing him in silence Andrew: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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Wymack: shamelessly using Neil to stop Andrew from acting out against other Foxes Andrew: Fucking stop it. Wymack: No <3
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Wymack: sends Neil to Andrew to ask him to stop throwing balls at Foxes’ ankles Wymack silently through very intense eye contact: JUST FUCKING BANG IT OUT AND STOP LETTING IT AFFECT MY GAMEPLAY
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Wymack: Do threats of violence usually work for you? Or do you know about some Neil's fetish none of us are privy to?
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Wymack to Andrew: Its good to know there is something that both you and Aaron share. I just didn't expect it to be inability to act like normal human beings around your crushes.
#Neil Josten#Neil Abram Josten#Andrew Minyard#Andrew Joseph Minyard#andreil#All for the game#Foxhole court#the foxhole court#aftg#aftg andreil#aftg headcanon#coach wymack#david wymack#aftg wymack#I do feel like after all this disaster flirting wymack should be allow to be like#are you fucking stupid??
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nora going from writing an ace-spec main to a (probably allosexual) bi main, and the difference is so chef's kiss. they're both disasters don't get me wrong, but jean having attraction in his inner monologue even with the trauma he's been through implies to me that neil's demisexuality has absolutely nothing to do with his trauma. hilarious in retrospect because, if i remember correctly, neil in his inner monologue basically blames his lack of sexual attraction on his mother's abuse the few times he kissed girls when he was on the run, but he doesn't have a single sexual thought until andrew lets him in on his feelings in book three,,, meanwhile jean's out here actively fighting his bisexuality like his life depends on it (he thinks it does) (he'll learn it doesn't eventually)
#sorry if this is incoherent#i'm making everything about neil bc i love and cherish him okay#that being said i've only had bi disaster jean moreau for one day etc#jean moreau#the sunshine court#the sunshine court spoilers#aftg#aftg spoilers#neil josten#hits ig#i op
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as a jeaneil truther since day 1, tsc confirming how they were so perfect for each other, nora confirming neil wouldn't have ever left jean, seeing neil order a hit on a man after one comment from jean, neil getting jean to realize his worth even just a little bit even if it's just because elodie is a moreau too, jean getting rid of the notebooks and slowly accepting the trojans as his friends. they just fit so well and neil understands jean so well. i need the jeaneil partners raven au nowwwww.
#nekojitas raven au has one of the most perfect jeaneil soulmatism#they're so perfect#when am i getting jean neil bestfriends and andrew just accepting he has to see a french bisexual disaster on the regular now#aurghhh my dreams are simple nora my wishes small#andrew minyard#neil josten#jean moreau#aftg#all for the game#tsc#the sunshine court
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I will never be over this
(The Sunshine Court, ch.11)
Jean, walking into a room, freezing in full bi panic, and just fucking leaving again without a word when Laila tried to talk to him 💀
#he's so real for this#as a bisexual disaster myself i relate hard#tsc spoilers#jean moreau#the sunshine court#all for the game#tsc#aftg#aftg shitpost#tsc shitpost
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this but jerejean
#I know we’ve done this with andreil already#but after reading tsc I feel like it applies to Jean and Jeremy so well#*sob* I love my disaster gay children#aftg#all for the game#the sunshine court#nora sakavic#jean moreau#tsc#jeremy knox#neil josten#the foxhole court#andrew minyard#Jerejean#andreil#tsc spoilers#mine
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Day 5: Only One Bed
Sometimes your weighted blanket keeps you comfy.
Other times, it suffocates you and you want to kill it with fire. XD
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The Bats were in charge of this mission and extraction was not for another ten hours. It had been a grueling day and all they wanted to do was sleep. The safehouse wasn't exactly a safehouse. More like a small room to hide in with barely a futon, a dingy bathroom and some supplies in it. At least it's clean.
Tim was so tired he just flopped onto the one small futon after his shower and closed his eyes. Not even the sight of Jason's naked abs could make him move from this spot. It helps that they've been married for three years. And he was dead tired.
"Oomph!" Tim choked when a heavy weight dropped on him from head to toe.
"Hmm. This bed is so comfy." Jason wiggled above him, deliberately squishing him into the thin futon that he would probably leave a man shaped indentation outlined like one of those crime scene photos from ye olden days.
"Jason, if you don't get up, I will stab you in the kidneys."
"Always right to the stabbing with you." Jason groaned and tried to maneuver to his side.
"In the League, we were taught to stab first then ask questions later," he replied as he finally got to breathe again. "Besides, I will only stab you a little bit. Light affectionate stabbing."
"Jesus." Jason's grin was infectious. "There will be no stabbing tonight. I have enough bruises as it is." He wrapped his arm over Tim's waist and pulled him over so they can lay on their sides and sort of still not fit on the futon. "Let's just get some sleep. You can stab me with your dick when we get home."
"Deal." He was buying this place a bigger mattress for next time. Just in case.
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imagine telling your crush "that doesn't mean i wouldn't blow you" straight (not) to their face like im sorry but andrew minyard was insane for that
man is such a disaster gay omg
#aftg#all for the game#the king's men#tkm#the foxhole court#tfc#the raven king#trk#andrew minyard#neil josten#andrewdisastergay#neil josten x andrew minyard#andriel#our very own disaster gay andrew minyard
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Silly idea of the day: Shen Qingqiu grills the System for answers about how to avoid the whole Abyss scenario and save his little cabbage favorite disciple until the System very reluctantly offers up the option to transfer the protagonist halo - and all the trials that come with it - to someone else if he pays literally all his points. It's a risky endeavor, but he doesn't see any other way to save Binghe from his suffering/blackening, so he decides to take the risk. After some deliberation he decides to transfer the protagonist halo to Mobei-jun. Based on his memories of PIDW, Mobei-jun isn't the type to be interested in world domination and Shen Qingqiu figures if any kind of wild plot is going to happen to the ice demon, it will be limited to the demon world + maybe Huan Hua Palace and that's it.
The System checks in with Shang Qinghua about what kind of story he would have written for Mobei-jun if he had the choice (SQH is vary of the System and answers 'found family and slowburn romance, maybe with a touch of a coming of age plot' because there's no way the System can make something horrible from that, right?) and accepts Mobei-jun as an alternative.
The protagonist halo is transferred with the click of a button; Luo Binghe loses that special spark that designated him for greatness, but at the same time, he is free of the weight of his fate as well. He's destined to live a life as ordinary as a half-demon cultivator's ever gets.
However, Shen Qingqiu is not required for the new story and keeping a 'troublesome' transmigrator around is too risky for the System, so it decides to swap Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu back. There is a high chance of Shen Jiu dying of qi deviation when he's shoved unceremoniously back into his body (his soul has been fragmented and damaged when the System replaced him with Shen Yuan) which would be the best outcome, as far as the System is concerned, because it would be a natural-looking death that nobody would bother to investigate. It's pure luck that Liu Qingge is lurking around, looking for a chance to thank Shen Qingqiu for saving his life in the caves, and can step in and stabilize Shen Jiu.
At the same time Mobei-jun, in the first hour of being the new protagonist, stumbles into a patch of very specific magic weeds and passes out.
Shen Jiu now knows of the System and has some vague awareness of the person who, as far as he can tell from the incoherent hints the System gave him, was kidnapped against their will and showed into his body and fate for the sake of raising some prophecised emperor of the three realms to power, a plan that was foiled by Shen Jiu's return. He doesn't know why this person acted so strange while in Shen Qingqiu's role (coddling those brats, especially that brat?! What was the stranger thinking??), but the System's remarks make something clear: the stranger knows something about the prophecy and did his best to avoid it, much to the System's displeasure.
So clearly the best course of action is to get them back and question them, somehow. But first Shen Qingqiu is going to Yue Qingyuan and shakes him until he confesses why he left Shen Jiu behind, because if he has to deal with a demon (?) or being that can erase him from existence at a whim, then he wants to know the reason. He's facing almost certain death here, it's the least he's owed!!
While Shen Qingqiu is grilling his soon-to-be-beloved-again brother and trying to come up with a way to keep being a decent teacher despite himself, just in case, on Qian Cao a young, amnesiac rogue cultivator wakes up. He was found in the borderlands, almost ripped to shreds by a herd of man-eating boars. He doesn't remember his name or his past or even his cultivation, but Mu Qingfang estimates him to be in his twenties. He has a very well-developed fire root and a sunny complexion, but he is haunted by dreams of ice, so they decide to call him Beilun (悖论 - paradox) for the time being. When Beilun recovers he asks to stay in the sect so he can learn proper cultivation again and after some rigorous testing - a balanced nature between physical and spiritual cultivation, not much of a head for arts, but excellent instincts for politics, trade and strategy - Yue Qingyuan snatches him up as a personal, soon-to-be head disciple (also maybe brand new adopted little brother, because Yue Qi can't help himself). Shen Qingqiu is initially unhappy about having to share Yue Qingyuan's brotherly affection with someone new, but soon warms up to Beilun himself when he realizes how ruthless the young man can be. Second big brother acquired!
Time passes. Shang Qinghua privately mourns for Mobei-jun when word gets back to Cang Qiong that the Northern prince has been missing so long that they wrote him off. His mourning is tinted by guilt, because he keeps getting distracted by the handsome new Qiong Ding head disciple. Yue Beilun is tall and suntanned and scarred, even years later still not fully recovered from whatever befall him on the edge of the demon realm, but every time he smiles at Shang Qinghua it feels like the world comes to a standstill.
So for one there's the glacially slow falling in love between Shang Qinghua and definitely-not-Mobei-jun. There's the forming adopted family with the two disasters in charge + still-absolutely-not-Mobei-jun. There are Shen Qingqiu's persistent attempts at being a good teacher and a better martial brother (with inconsistent degrees of success, but Liu Qingge is discovering a lot of new things about himself as the primary audience of Shen Qingqiu's self-improvement). There's the long search for ways to get Shen Yuan back from the System, which leads to a whole, wacky side-adventure when they learn the truth about Tianlang-jun and set him free while they are there to get the mushrooms.
Of course this New Plot can't happen without some drama. Beilun is accompanying the masters to the Immortal Alliance conference when the Endless Abyss opens up. Luo Binghe almost succumbs to a sever qi deviation when his seal breaks and Beilun rushes in to fight off the monsters attacking the disciples and falls into the Abyss - which is just the thing needed to break the curse on him...
So Cang Qiong is in mourning over the loss of Yue Beilun who many of them assumed will be the next sect leader based on Yue Qingyuan's strong attachment. Luo Binghe is confined to Qian Cao, half under treatment and half under house arrest on account of being half-demon until they can figure out what to do with him. At least the System has relinquished Shen Yuan, now that the mushroom body is grown enough, and after learning how young he is, he becomes the new replacement little brother of the sect leader and the (ex) scum villain, which is weird and confusing, but not in a bad way.
Meanwhile in the demon realm Mobei-jun makes his return (as far as people know he was training all these years in the Endless Abyss and he is monstrously stronger for it), takes over as Northern King and starts solidifying his power base with Tianlang-jun's help (rumors have it that he was the one who broke the Junshang out of his prison, a feat everyone thought impossible). After all, only a fool goes courting when their court is in disarray and now that he remembers all the things Qinghua has done for him, he has eyes for nobody else.
All the while the Old Palace Master watches the shifts in the demon realm and plots a new war against the demons. With such a cold and ruthless rising Northern King looming on the horizon, not to mention the vengeful Tianlang-jun, it shouldn't be difficult to whip the cultivators up into preparing for conflict...
#svsss#tc writes#this would be at least 30% slowburn moshang shenanigans#with like. probably LiuJiu as a background ship#and maybe TLJ/YQY? because MBJ would tell TLJ all about how great YQY is#so when disaster ice prince comes courting so does TLJ#even OPM can't spin the two demons coming to court the human way as an invasion force#he still tries to all the same#he might succeed in labeling CQMS as a demonic sect though for colluding with them#I haven't thought that far tbh
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how did I not notice this part of tsc until now
Like lmao??? I thought it was just the kitchen scene where Jean freaks out seeing them in their swimwear but apparently he was also trying very hard not to watch them strip?? That’s so funny?? Plus the symbolism of him staring at the pride flag as he tried so hard to hide his bisexual disaster energy??
#As a bi disaster myself I relate#Lmao#jean moreau#aftg tsc#the sunshine court#I just realized how dark the image is so sorry I read at night
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a doodle of a design for everly that i decided to be extra with
#my art#unprepared casters#courting disaster#more of a big sketch and a different brush/style than usual but i wanted to be sketchy and my main rough one wasnt the vibes i was looking-#-for. you know how it is#anyway it was asked on the patreon discord if they had set looks and amelia said that itd be fun if everly looks different everytime but ha#soft lavender eyes all the time#so like dont feel beholden to my interpretation- i cause im not gonna myself lol#some things ill keep the same. eyes ofc and i think ill keep the tooth and the beauty marks/spots but who knows how shell look next :]
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I offer you Jean and Neil giving each other fun dip dyes/highlights to make up for Jean dyeing Neil's hair back at the nest.
#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#jean moreau#the sunshine court#Jean gets red and gold maybe and Neil orange#Andrew weeps for another fashion disaster has been born
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i really appreciate the way jean's brain works. he be having very heavy suicidal thoughts or remembering traumatic shit and then he suddenly goes. hold on. big thighs ? sexy women in bikinis ?? a water drop going down a naked back ? pretty boy is now blond ??? why is everyone so short ? pretty boy GAY ????
its so relatable. i feel so seen,
#and i get him#thats exactly how my brain works#everytime i take a break from thinking about kms#im probably thinking about pretty legs#aftg#all for the game#the sunshine court#tsc#tsc spoilers#jean moreau#bisexual disaster#invented bisexuality actually#this is what i mean when i say kpop saved my life#how can i kms when im so distracted looking at pretty boys dancing for me#u think jean would be a kpoper#i think he would stan aespa and taemin
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Jeremy trailed Jean as he was lifting weights for probably like an hour?? and he had not ONE thought about it?? i refUSE to believe that pls give me more
#jean is absolutely ripped i’m sure#jeremy had to be a gay disaster??#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#aftg spoilers#aftg tsc#jean moreau#jean yves moreau#jerejean#tsc#tsc spoilers#the sunshine court#jeremy knox#all for the gay
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Odds that Jean is going to think he can just let Kevin do all of the talking at their interview?
#kevin: you have to talk jean#jean: you want me to talk? in public???#bitch couldn’t even say hello at the mall#it's going to be a disaster and i can't wait#tsc spoilers#jean moreau#kevin day#the sunshine court#tsc#all for the game#aftg
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one more person says aftg is badly written and im writing that essay
#i cannot punch people through the internet. essay gotta be#anyone up to beta read it?#its gonna be a disaster cause im shit at structuring essays and im too mad to make it have sense#sorry#aftg#all for the game#nora sakavic#tfc#the foxhole court#the raven king#trk#the kings men#tkm#neil josten
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Day 6: Time Shenanigans an hour later, when Tim is cuddling tiny jay and it doesn't seem to stop Tim: not laughing anymore? Jay: grumble grumble hours later and tiny jay is sleeping on Tim's lap while tim caress his head Jay: this is not funny Tim sipping his coffee: its funny to me even much later Tiny Jay smiling smugly at big Jay: This is better than chili dogs! Imma stay here forever. Jay: oh no. My sex life. 😭 Tim to tiny Jay: yeah, maybe I should keep you forever. Jason in the back:
I demand a negotiation of my Tim Time!
- Thank you @krizariel and everyone at the RoR discord for that convo. XD
Yes we're still in the Courting Disaster verse. And if you haven't read that one, it's a Mr. and Mrs. Smith inspired Assassins AU written by @chibinightowl and it's awesome. Give it a read. :D
One more day to go and I will finally be able to complete JTW for the first time ever. lol
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