#to cook the egg in

[vividbeast]

bekfast babey

[notherpuppet]

Good morning 🍎📻

[hell0jon]

“First one to leave has to read the next statement”

It’s been 48 hours

[toyastales]

Breakfast Sandwich

[spindalike]

[EGGS: STIMBOARD]

IDC that this post is kinda long compared to most stimboards I see, I LOVE EGGS!

CREDIT:

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pls lemme know if any links are broken/incorrect!

[lustingfood]

Steak and Eggs with Chimichurri (x)

[cursio-neptune]

Egg.

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[theeminentlyimpractical]

“why does the fandom portray Aziraphale as such an idiot when he is canonically intelligent”

today a colleague with an engineering phd had a wasp get in his car and drove around with his door open until it flew out and only realized like 10 minutes later he could have rolled down the windows, next question

[daily-deliciousness]

Chicken fried rice

[spicy-suns]

Cookin’

[raps-hellion]

demigods who know how to cook:

leo — he and esperanza valdez would've cooked together. besides, his life in foster care was rough and he had to fend for himself, so learning to cook was a necessity.

frank — he had to look after his grandmother, and he seems like the type who can fold an impeccable shrimp dumpling.

hazel — she and marie levesque could've cooked together, though hazel had to rely more and more on herself as marie grew more distant.

annabeth — she seems like she would've taken up cooking as a practicality/means to survive, especially since she ran away from home at such a young age.

demigods who don't know how to cook:

jason — he was raised by wolves. enough said.

percy — he knows about as much as an average teenager who's been raised by a loving parent. probably can make pasta and blue pancakes, but that's it. wouldn't be surprised if he tried to microwave an egg.

piper — i think she would've had a housekeeper or a nanny to cook for her when her dad was away (given how well-off and successful tristan mclean is). though she seems like she'd be the most successful out of these four.

nico — he was stuck in the lotus casino for 70 years, idk if this boy even knows what a microwave is.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

[carrion-art]

mr egg man, egg me a man

[abolishthefed]

[toyastales]

Honey Sriracha Chicken

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I made hard-boiled eggs, and my little sister kept eating them with the shell still on. She doesn't even like eggs.