#tloz spoilers

[otterlyart]

Link...you must find me.

[demiboydemon]

Hello MTV and welcome to my crib

This is the paddock for my girlfriend’s horse

This is my girlfriend’s garden

This is my girlfriend’s study

This is my collection of my girlfriend‘s body parts

This is my giant portrait of my girlfriend

This is my giant portrait of my girlfriend’s face (on an imposter but I miss her face)

This is the pool I filled with my tears when I cry about missing my girlfriend (a fish moved in)

This is the goddess I pray to to please please please bring my girlfriend back I miss her so much 😢

[lightningbreath]

Dragon Zelda

Twitter artist: @aizheajsee

[otosquinklus]

has anyone else done this

[sennamaticart]

Mineru is my new favorite.

[bradsmindbrain]

[jesus-allegory-bingo]

Link scores a bingo!

He's kinda cheating since he can aggregate more squares over many repeated lifetimes but I'll allow it.

submitted by: @ohgoshohfuc

[amnesiamilk]

Wyd when ur wyrm wife is rummaging through ur sheikah fridge at 3 in the morning

[bee8467]

Why is she zonked… i love her

[nekodatta]

More Tears of the Kingdom/BOTW rambling based on the new trailer.

They seem to be building a lot of emphasis on the "you are not alone" part of the trailer. We see Link accompanied by the new champions in what looks like boss fights, Link straight up fighting side by side with Sidon against a random enemy, wide scale battles with NPCs fighting enemies by themselves, a shot of Link with what looks like more random NPCs overlooking a field.

This all seems to hint at an entire "building an army against Ganondorf" system, maybe unlocking new npc allies as you do sidequest for them, while the story important characters will join you as "full party allies" when you complete their various part of the story and maybe random battles will break out all over Hyrule.

And if this is really what is going on, I find it all so... Beautifully poetic, and perfectly in line with the fact that this originally started as "BOTW DLC".

In BOTW, you travel a broken Hyrule completely alone, only stopping at little villages and stables here and there to rest, to buy stuff, to prepare for the next part of your journey. You meet people on your travels, but you exchange some words at the most, help them with some sidequest, or maybe save them as they are attacked by monsters, and then you are off on your own again, preparing for the next Divine Beast, the next shrine, the next mountain to climb.

But now, all the work you've done in BOTW will pay off. People all over Hyrule *know* Link. Not as some chosen legendary hero, but as the random guy that showed up and helped them with some little thing in their life, or thar swooped in as they were being attacked, or that helped them in something as little as gathering some fireflies for a girl to just watch them glow in the night. (I loved that little sidequest btw)

And people in Hyrule now WANT to help Link back. They're not standing by the side and waiting for him to do all the work. They will step up and fight against Ganondorf's forces, and I hope that they "reuse assets" in the BEST way and actually make them be the SAME people you met in BOTW, name and all.

From waking up in a shrine completely alone, no memories of who you are, just a distant voice telling you that you have to accomplish this impossible sounding goal of defeating the calamity... To standing side by side with all the people you've helped, all the bonds you have forged after retracing your past and regaining your memories.

"You are not alone Link"

[hopeymchope]

The Legend of Zelda: Imminent Domain

BITCH STOLE MAH FUCKING HOUSE

OK I realize there's nothing that says Link didn't just gift her the house. Nor is there any counter to the possibility that Link — who seems to mostly lack any identity outside of his job, as depressing as that is — couldn't still be sharing the house in some way while just quietly accepting that the home HE bought has been wholly taken over by his employer.

But the notion that a member of the wealthy ruling class swept in to completely fuck over a hard-working, compassionate, down-to-earth twink is just TOO REAL TO IGNORE.

The clincher is that you wind up buying and decorating an all-new house for yourself in the course of TotK. That speaks absolute VOLUMES of fuck-you to her royal high-and-mightiness. :P

[eldrichhorrornyaa]

Freshly baked meme w/ spoilers for The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom ahead!

[demiboydemon]

[lightningbreath]

Zelda is the only thing distracting Link from his natural urge to commit violence, arson, and Korok-rights violations. Please do not separate or face severe and devastating consequences.

https://twitter.com/callimara/status/1663210080073035783?t=3xsC6dhBvHrfS625qu90Hg&s=19

[the-scoreboard]

OOC TOTK quotes from yours truly

Spoilers below the cut, I really wish I recorded the audio ones I had too

@headphone-the-idjit ^^

[ieeuto]

Oops I did it again.

Made this based on a video by @/mangamamapari on tiktok ^^