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mulderscully · 2 months ago
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he literally doesn't look a thing like jesus
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guardian-angle22 · 4 months ago
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911: Lone Star | Tarlos Kisses (S1 -> S4)
↳ for @herefortarlos
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jomeimei421 · 2 months ago
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Here’s to another 999 years! 🎂🌼
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slutpoppers · 6 months ago
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cloudysfluffs · 11 months ago
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he is such a little shit /affectionate
nsfw/kink blogs please dni!
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flamingpudding · 1 year ago
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Bruce stared. He had just been lecturing one of his son on his gala manners. Dick or Jason were usually the ones misbehaving like that, not Tim! What had gotten into his son to behave like that in public when he wasn't even in a sleep deprived state. Of course, Bruce had to lecture his kid and benched him for the night to get some sleep because Tim had to be sleep deprived to act like that. That was untill said son, he was lecturing, came through the front door shouting at him for leaving him behind at the gala.
His head swayed between Tim and the teen he had apparently just abducted and possibly has now knowledge of their secret identities.
Okay, maybe Alfred was right about his amount of sleep. Bruce brain went to overdrive, he could play it all of with an extended Brucie act.
That was before the teen lifted on hand in a calming manner and sheepishly smiled at him.
Danny: I get the whole secret identity thing, but i dont think it's a good idea to bench me, when ghost might come attacking. I won't tell a soul about yours if you keep mine! I can make a death vow if that helps. So can I call vlad now? As much as I like getting on his nerves and away from him. HE is my original ride home.
Tim: Wait, Vlad Masters who pestered ME all night is your guardian?
Bruce continued staring at the teen that looked like Tim and was now talking to his son while his son was parallel texting on his phone. No doubt telling his other sibling.
Good, they will never let this go and Alfred will use this situation against him next time he works through several nights.
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nujai · 1 year ago
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Things Lees say VS what they actually mean
-“I’m not ticklish” = Ticklish/asking to be tickled
-“Not that spot/don’t tickle me there”= Extremely ticklish spot
-“noOhOho” = Keep going
-“Cursing in a sentence” = Tough love
-“Make me” = BEGGING to be wrecked
-“Please” = Whatever your doing don’t stop
-“Any inaudible sound” = Give me tickles immediately
- ^Trying to escape^ = I’m now turning this into a game so chase me
-“Do something about it” = Pissing you off so I get wrecked
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highdefinitions · 2 months ago
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happy anniversary
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peeps-brainrot · 4 months ago
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I just found out that apparently Tarkin had an affair with a stormtrooper????
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so-very-small · 4 months ago
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“Alright everyone, this weeks borrowing meeting is in session. Any new ideas? Twig suggested we switch from embroidery thread to fishing line for our ropes, and I believe-”
“What if we just killed him?”
“I…. what?”
“The human. Like, if we ALL jump him at once we can probably nick some important artery. We wait til just after he goes grocery shopping, eliminate him, and then we have full run of the house and food for a year. Even longer, if we eat hi-“
“We are NOT doing that, Button. We are not killing the human.”
“Man, you guys are lame.”
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mulderscully · 8 months ago
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my toxic trait is that i know too much about brandon flowers to see mr. brightside as a queer song. the killers have queer songs but mr. brightside is not one of them. him opening up his eager eyes and etc is because at that point in his life brandon was in a place where he was trying really hard to become famous but he also wanted a family, the girl cheating on him lead him to his destiny because he could focus on his career instead of doing the proper mormon thing and marrying her. also, he was hoping that his gut feeling that she was cheating wasn't true.
if you want some genuinely gay songs, confirmed to be gay: somebody told me, where the white boys dance, terrible thing.
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guardian-angle22 · 3 months ago
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This or That: Tarlos Edition -> Casual clothes or uniforms
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insane-in-the-membranee · 3 months ago
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Men fucking scare me.
Now, some are going to go like, "it's not all men", " Are you also scared of your dad/brother/male relative?", "Another 'feminist' hating on men" and so on probably. Sure, it's not all men but it's always men.
I was scrolling insta when I came across a reel where a guy is complaining about how whenever there is a crime concerning a woman, we raise our voice and protest yet when there is a crime concerning a man, there is barely even news coverage. Which is certainly true and fair. But seriously, right now? Why is it that men always complain whenever people are trying to give justice to a poor victim girl?? I totally agree that whether men or women, all victims should get their justice but have some fucking sympathy instead of complaining?!?
Next, another reel where a lawyer guy was talking about women's safety laws and all, the comments? "Law for women, la*da for men". Well, why don't you go and take a look at the statistics? Maybe read the news daily, I mean the local one. Again, I'm NOT against men's safety, ofc no. It's just that, why can't men complain or raise their concerns without pulling the women with them? What do you want? The laws that are made for us (not that they're REALLY useful) to go nil??? Or what?? Equality? That is feminism. Fucking equality!! You don't hear a true feminist complaining, "why do men get paid more than us? Salary for men, chillar for women" or anything, instead it's "We want to get paid the same as that of a man." Again, I'm NOT speaking against men particularly, just the ones who feel enraged towards us just because we want to get treated as a human first, and equally.
I was talking to a guy friend and his attitude is, "Yeah what happened to her is TERRIBLE but hey, it's not like I can do anything about that? I would never do that and be a good person but that's all I can do, I can't tell the rapists that what they did was wrong and they'd too be like 'oh yes yes oops we did wrong' right?". Now, I do understand his perspective but sure a bit more sympathy and kindness won't hurt anyone?? He even has a sister!! And in the age of social media, anyone with a phone can contribute to some extent.
When I read the details of the case, my soul cried out. I can't even imagine her sorrow. Oh my goodness. My insides felt all queasy reading those gruesome details. All girls of all ages have almost experienced a bad incident with men. Harassment, molestation, abuse, assault, SOMETHING! So many cases everyday and so many more which don't even get registered. Rapes have become so common in India that unless and until it's something very gruesome, people don't even bother that much. It's always "What has it got to do with me" until it's someone you, someone who is close to you. 78 years of independence yet girls are still caged behind walls.
It's always "Beti Bachao, Beti Padhao", Beti padh toh li lekin Beti bach nahi pai. Why is it always "Arre voh toh ladhka, voh toh aise he karega", Voh aisa kyu karega?!?
Why is that ladhkiyo ko mana karte hai raat mein bahar jaane ke liye because it's not safe for her, lekin ladhke puri raat awaaragardi kare, koi dikkat nahi.
Why can't we just teach boys to respect women? To not just respect women, but to respect everyone? The next person is a living being, is that not a good enough reason to not be cruel??
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-ry4xNvZw0/?igsh=N2M0bW51c3dueGpi
Ajeeb toh hai.
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slutpoppers · 2 months ago
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tickly-deer-boy · 4 months ago
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OH OH OH! TICKLES UNDER A BLANKET DURING COLD WEATHER! 💚💚
All snuggled up with a partner or friend under a warm blanket and they decide to tease your sides and stomach AAA THAT SOUNDS SO CUTE RIGHT NOW!
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evie-carnahan · 7 months ago
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911: Lone Star 2.03 "Hold the Line" 911 7.04 "Buck, Bothered and Bewildered"
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