#tit obsession

[evermorepeyton]

his mind is a beautiful place i bet

[starphobe]

why does she look so demure here .... filled with all the patience and grace of our lord... perhaps .......

[rivsisnotonfire]

NOW IT'S TERMINAL THIS SHIT CAN'T PHASE ME T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E SAY IT TO MY FACE YOU WANT TO INFLUENCE ME!!!!

[rafecameronssl4t]

this is so tit obsessed!rafe coded 🤭 @rafescokewhore

[blossoms-phan]

his beautiful mind. his BEAUTIFUL MIND (source)

transcript under cut!

D: Oh, for the last question-

P: Yes- what?

D: *Reading card* Are you f-. Hello dads, dream Eiffel Tower?

P: Well, there’s the Paris one in Vegas, right? I like the Vegas Eiffel Tower

D: Phil

P: What, what? (Dan looking at him and audience laughing)

P: (Reads card) Oh

D: (Laughs)

P: I am gonna stick with my answer

D: Phil said Vegas and guys, that’s what happened in Vegas!

[petermustdie]

also last night they brought up the fact that they are more shippable than jesus... 4 times....

[manchesterau]

guys i think dnp are gay and i have evidence:

[evermorepeyton]

i will eat him :3

[blossoms-phan]

this boyfriends ass photo…

[outofcontextdanandphil]

Morning vs night showers

[undead-queer]

[evermorepeyton]

#PHLONDE

warning: flashing lights.

[glamorouspixels]

<3 <3 <3

[deepnpeep]

dan heard that there was a sex convention event which ended in a fire at the copenhagen venue and fucking ran with it