#tit tour spoilers

[just-your-average-author]

TIT RECAP/THOUGHTS

SPOILERS OBV

Okay so firstly the open PSA that Dan wrote about "no photos or videos if you do, I will sue your ass to the ground" and "no flash photography do you want Phil to fall off the stage...again?!?!?" killed me. it was so cute

preshow playlist, stunning, beautiful all around bops.

the sudden cut off of the music and lights to signal the show started, genuinely shocked and I was SAT let me tell you.

THEY CAME OUT AND THEY WERE REAL?!? NOT A SIMULATION?? listen I still can't get over that, I can't believe they were real people who look and sound exactly like they do on my tv at home!! I was so focused on them and soaking every moment in, I couldn't handle it

have I mentioned how attractive they are?!?!?

okay also literally Phil straight up STOPPED THE SHOW BECAUSE HE HAD TO SNEEZE AND DAN JUST STARED AND WAS LIKE PHIL WTF and I loved every second I was like yes this is straight up what they do in videos, let's have our little squirrel moment babes.

plus it made it feel even more silly and improv, overall I know obv they scripted a lot but it was sooo interactive and they ad libbed so much and I adored it

the dollhouse recap i swear wtf. first off, it was such a creative and fun idea and the different sets, and dressed up dolls that the clothes matched!! also okay I'm so sorry I had no idea the random sex positions would be a theme of the show so I was gobsmacked, but the 69ing during pinof??? "so we did what 2 closeted twinks did upon meeting each other for the first time.... put sharpie's cat whiskers on!!!" shut up for the love.

I genuinely loved the role model or no-el model segment. my show was in NC so they first option for Dan as the Mr. Lawyer was he bans ___ and someone said south carolina and they both just were rendered speechless and were like damn oh dear but laughing too.

The boxing match was so hot dear heavens, Dan's expression when Phil came out in the fake- *cough* I mean very real abs. He was acting for his LIFE.

the confessions were so good, just wish it lasted a little longer. the yapping was good and also idk if this was standardized but the whole thing where Phil said "I have a cute but also sociopathic thing going on and I think it's working for me 😌" like shut up you're so adorable

omg the quick change where they kept their mics on and narrated so many innuendos I was dying omg so silly and so funny I loved it. I was really impressed with how fast they changed, but also talked the whole time.

I loved every single solitary part of this show and I loved how they joked about how they were sorry we all went to school with whiskers then got out in the trash (cause yeah basically) and how they literally did raise us and should be blamed for us being feral not our actual legal guardians.

okay so. this show 9/10. here's where the last 1 point went.

please don't kill me, but I wasn't a fan of the song. I'm not entirely sure what it was, but the whole show was so raw and perfect and then the song was just really synthetic and overly autotuned where I personally didn't even hear their voices. like I couldn't tell who was singing which part. the ukulele part was cute, and I really hoped that would've been all of it, I guess the internet is here and interactive introverts and everything's fine just was so good you couldn't raise the bar again, but that was just my personal opinion, I know a lot of people loved the song and it was catchy and cute, I'm just not personally a fan of kpop/synthesized music so I was a little disappointed in the song but the dancing slapped so hard.

Dan flawlessly executing every move and strut and making eye contact with us while Phil very intentionally was focused on not tripping or walking off the stage and looking at Dan a few times to check if he was doing it right MY HEART.

cuties, gay, both of them, love them

overall I spent last night frantically calculating if I could afford to spontaneously go see the Nashville show as well and spend another 10 hours in the car today but regretfully thought against it.

[foolish-edworm]

literally the second phil's first video started playing i started HARDCORE SOBBING like it was frankly a little much (i say as if i could control it LMAO)

[the13thstar]

on the nearest bridge who’s joining?

[6ofbastards]

i just wanted to say that NOT ONLY did they make that whole "rock, paper, scissors" bit on the documentary, they also tweeted this to make sure we knew they were not sleeping in the same bed.

[otamotone-dnp]

my question is how did they wait 2 months to officially become boyfriends when they moved that fast in October…one of them or both of them had amazing restraint there

[deepnpeep]

ok but maybe dan prefacing the musical number by saying he’s not sure whose perspective it’s from is to open it up to interpretation because like…. “i can’t get you out of my head”….. “if it weren’t for you i’d be dead”…….. “it’s us against the world, together we’ll survive”……. “#iloveyou”…….. “it saved me”…….. um

[lifeisnowx]

This puts the scene in a different perspective I guess. 🤭

[sisterdanielstits]

these fuckers posted this in may. look at how giddy phil was at the end there. "or is she in a box now?" yeah, with all the other things you guys got for the tour

[everything-is-as-it-was]

I just remembered the fact that Dan said that people have a real issue with infantilizing Phil (true) and Phil's reaction to that was "I am precious I am babeh"

[froginabogg]

tit tour gagged counter:

cutting off good luck babe after the first chorus and starting their intro announcement, this was the beginning of the end, i've never been more gagged in my life

the reveal of the first phedroom diorama

taylor barbie and ariana banana passing the bechdel test

the entire tour bus segment jesus motherfucking christ i'm still not over that one really

"were they married in japan??? let's ignore if gay marriage is even legal there" SCALPED!!! SCALPED !!!

calling phil a precious baby angel live on stage

the entire boxing match thing, that cunty intro video, the closeup camera following them, phil's silicone chest, yelling cunt live on the mother stage, "scared of my life without you", fucking put me on life support i think i'm gonna pass out

PHIL WATchiNG SUBWAY SURFERS AS DAN RANTS ABOUT INTERNET AND PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS AND PRIVACY FUCKING GO OFF KING

the capitalester norman lore merch socks reveal, iconic

everything about Her

"fifteen years in december" i'm gonna throw UP

father philip leaning back real far and giving the entire front row a view straight into his shorts, filth absolute filth

i was already gagged when the metallic blue uke came out, i just about died when dan got down on one knee, but then he smashed it and they brought out the boyband choreo?? which dan fucking served on a silver platter by the fucking way

the tit grab,,, the tit grab,,,

rave time at the end

the way all of our signs went up all at once i'm fucking sobbing i love them i love the phans

[undead-queer]

The only picture I got that wasn’t horribly over exposed was this one of Phil trying to protect sister Daniel’s modesty lmao

[girlunionize]

he faked sleepless night with Phil, all men do is lie

[the13thstar]

WE ARE GETTING SOOOO MANY HOODIE PHOTOCARDS????? how many did they do?!

[malphan]

still recovering from getting my confession read, Phil shouting “shame!” while spraying me with water and Dan following up with “that’s fucked up”

[mrandmrlesterhowell]

Just a heads up that I will be posting tour spoilers on this account because I think the people who can't go deserve to know what it's like!

[deepnpeep]

terrible influence song is poetry to me. high art. they way the lyrics are both from their perspective and from ours….. the mutual influence we’ve had on each other, the mirroring, the symbiotic growth… like yeah yeah yeah we ruined their lives, they ruined ours but IT SAVED US