#tit tour spoilers

[sisterdanielstits]

these fuckers posted this in may. look at how giddy phil was at the end there. "or is she in a box now?" yeah, with all the other things you guys got for the tour

[the13thstar]

on the nearest bridge who’s joining?

[6ofbastards]

i just wanted to say that NOT ONLY did they make that whole "rock, paper, scissors" bit on the documentary, they also tweeted this to make sure we knew they were not sleeping in the same bed.

[otamotone-dnp]

my question is how did they wait 2 months to officially become boyfriends when they moved that fast in October…one of them or both of them had amazing restraint there

[lifeisnowx]

This puts the scene in a different perspective I guess. 🤭

[deepnpeep]

ok but maybe dan prefacing the musical number by saying he’s not sure whose perspective it’s from is to open it up to interpretation because like…. “i can’t get you out of my head”….. “if it weren’t for you i’d be dead”…….. “it’s us against the world, together we’ll survive”……. “#iloveyou”…….. “it saved me”…….. um

[everything-is-as-it-was]

I just remembered the fact that Dan said that people have a real issue with infantilizing Phil (true) and Phil's reaction to that was "I am precious I am babeh"

[froginabogg]

tit tour gagged counter:

cutting off good luck babe after the first chorus and starting their intro announcement, this was the beginning of the end, i've never been more gagged in my life

the reveal of the first phedroom diorama

taylor barbie and ariana banana passing the bechdel test

the entire tour bus segment jesus motherfucking christ i'm still not over that one really

"were they married in japan??? let's ignore if gay marriage is even legal there" SCALPED!!! SCALPED !!!

calling phil a precious baby angel live on stage

the entire boxing match thing, that cunty intro video, the closeup camera following them, phil's silicone chest, yelling cunt live on the mother stage, "scared of my life without you", fucking put me on life support i think i'm gonna pass out

PHIL WATchiNG SUBWAY SURFERS AS DAN RANTS ABOUT INTERNET AND PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS AND PRIVACY FUCKING GO OFF KING

the capitalester norman lore merch socks reveal, iconic

everything about Her

"fifteen years in december" i'm gonna throw UP

father philip leaning back real far and giving the entire front row a view straight into his shorts, filth absolute filth

i was already gagged when the metallic blue uke came out, i just about died when dan got down on one knee, but then he smashed it and they brought out the boyband choreo?? which dan fucking served on a silver platter by the fucking way

the tit grab,,, the tit grab,,,

rave time at the end

the way all of our signs went up all at once i'm fucking sobbing i love them i love the phans

[girlunionize]

he faked sleepless night with Phil, all men do is lie

[mrandmrlesterhowell]

Just a heads up that I will be posting tour spoilers on this account because I think the people who can't go deserve to know what it's like!

[the13thstar]

WE ARE GETTING SOOOO MANY HOODIE PHOTOCARDS????? how many did they do?!

[malphan]

still recovering from getting my confession read, Phil shouting “shame!” while spraying me with water and Dan following up with “that’s fucked up”

[ninjawitdaddyissues]

sooooo... are they gonna make the dolls scissor in that lil diorama of phils room or?

[otamotone-dnp]

nah I still believe that their official anniversary is in december but they didn’t necessarily want all of us to know that because it’s special to them but phil slipped up and accidentally said it so now they’re backtracking a little

i see what u are doing dnp

[fircyrk-na-kolkach]

i tried to write down everything i remember from the pharsaw show but my brain was glitching so much from the fact that i'm IN THE SAME ROOM AS THEM?!? also they are both genuinely so pretty, i am: gay. also i love the way dan moves on stage, he's so good at it (the theatre kid is showing but also they both just have so much experience with it now!!). and the way phil talks. and just. god. i love them.

more of my favorite moments (under the cut bc spoilers) :

•when whoever was writing things on the screen was STRUGGLING so much to write the word "yaoi" and wrote "YARRY" instead, so dan tried to spell it and it kept saying things like "yaoe", " yaio" etc LMAO

• part of the big screen wasn't working and it just showed a dark square and dan was like "this is my one functioning braincell". same.

• THE LITTLE ROOMS AND DOLLS WERE SO COOL ACTUALLY thank you PJ and sophie

• random ghost of a straight boyfriend of the past

• phil said "maternity" instead of "modernity" and dan proceeded to lay on the floor in response

• them yapping about apples. STRONG OPINIONS FROM DAN: HE HATES APPLES?!? everyone booed him bc of that but we agreed that they can be annoying when they get in your teeth

• dan slaying as sister daniel! also phil put his priest outfit backwards and inside out 😭 the man is tired.

• THE SONG IS SUCH A BANGER I NEED IT SOMEWHERE WHERE I CAN ACTUALLY LISTEN TO IT

• also the pre-show playlist is full of bangers as always. i love the feeling of excitement before the show and feeling the music move through you and vibing with everyone else, it's seriously indescribable

and probably more but it's after midnight already and my brain is flying i am so happy

[deepnpeep]

terrible influence song is poetry to me. high art. they way the lyrics are both from their perspective and from ours….. the mutual influence we’ve had on each other, the mirroring, the symbiotic growth… like yeah yeah yeah we ruined their lives, they ruined ours but IT SAVED US