#tit tour spoilers

[the13thstar]

on the nearest bridge who’s joining?

[6ofbastards]

i just wanted to say that NOT ONLY did they make that whole "rock, paper, scissors" bit on the documentary, they also tweeted this to make sure we knew they were not sleeping in the same bed.

[otamotone-dnp]

my question is how did they wait 2 months to officially become boyfriends when they moved that fast in October…one of them or both of them had amazing restraint there

[deepnpeep]

ok but maybe dan prefacing the musical number by saying he’s not sure whose perspective it’s from is to open it up to interpretation because like…. “i can’t get you out of my head”….. “if it weren’t for you i’d be dead”…….. “it’s us against the world, together we’ll survive”……. “#iloveyou”…….. “it saved me”…….. um

[lifeisnowx]

This puts the scene in a different perspective I guess. 🤭

[cemeterygrace]

guys i made a shitty meme

[sisterdanielstits]

these fuckers posted this in may. look at how giddy phil was at the end there. "or is she in a box now?" yeah, with all the other things you guys got for the tour

[everything-is-as-it-was]

I just remembered the fact that Dan said that people have a real issue with infantilizing Phil (true) and Phil's reaction to that was "I am precious I am babeh"

[froginabogg]

tit tour gagged counter:

cutting off good luck babe after the first chorus and starting their intro announcement, this was the beginning of the end, i've never been more gagged in my life

the reveal of the first phedroom diorama

taylor barbie and ariana banana passing the bechdel test

the entire tour bus segment jesus motherfucking christ i'm still not over that one really

"were they married in japan??? let's ignore if gay marriage is even legal there" SCALPED!!! SCALPED !!!

calling phil a precious baby angel live on stage

the entire boxing match thing, that cunty intro video, the closeup camera following them, phil's silicone chest, yelling cunt live on the mother stage, "scared of my life without you", fucking put me on life support i think i'm gonna pass out

PHIL WATchiNG SUBWAY SURFERS AS DAN RANTS ABOUT INTERNET AND PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS AND PRIVACY FUCKING GO OFF KING

the capitalester norman lore merch socks reveal, iconic

everything about Her

"fifteen years in december" i'm gonna throw UP

father philip leaning back real far and giving the entire front row a view straight into his shorts, filth absolute filth

i was already gagged when the metallic blue uke came out, i just about died when dan got down on one knee, but then he smashed it and they brought out the boyband choreo?? which dan fucking served on a silver platter by the fucking way

the tit grab,,, the tit grab,,,

rave time at the end

the way all of our signs went up all at once i'm fucking sobbing i love them i love the phans

[undead-queer]

The only picture I got that wasn’t horribly over exposed was this one of Phil trying to protect sister Daniel’s modesty lmao

[the13thstar]

WE ARE GETTING SOOOO MANY HOODIE PHOTOCARDS????? how many did they do?!

[girlunionize]

he faked sleepless night with Phil, all men do is lie

[malphan]

still recovering from getting my confession read, Phil shouting “shame!” while spraying me with water and Dan following up with “that’s fucked up”

[mrandmrlesterhowell]

Just a heads up that I will be posting tour spoilers on this account because I think the people who can't go deserve to know what it's like!

[deepnpeep]

terrible influence song is poetry to me. high art. they way the lyrics are both from their perspective and from ours….. the mutual influence we’ve had on each other, the mirroring, the symbiotic growth… like yeah yeah yeah we ruined their lives, they ruined ours but IT SAVED US

[hallowedgoddess]

the amount of times dnp pretended to have sex during tit was too high