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watching them realise how gay this video is in real time is so fucking funny

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release the penis on danisnotonfire I gave you the tip just the tips your fave just fingered the furrowed brow of your other fave and then all of a sudden I'm rolling around on the floor with you. that was a fitting react to amazingdan alright

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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I want to put people in my mouth but like lovingly and carefully

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The cast of Critical Role just gave a better breakdown of iambic pentameter and why it's used in Shakespeare than any of my secondary school English teachers.

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To those who were theorizing that Dan and Phil are going to hard launch just so they can make couple jokes especially those where they complain about each as spouses.

You were wrong. They have now started doing that without ever having hard launched.

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phil implying he’s married to dan but it’s via threatening dan with murder for life insurance fraud. he was meant for tumblr and nowhere else

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Controversial opinion: I would give multiple limbs for “keep talking and you won’t explode” to make a comeback

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Does anyone wanna... well..... like.... hah you know...

go steady with me? 🥺👉👈

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“what are you Phil” - “a pour bot hem” - “what does the power bottom say?” - “Fog mi heart”

GUYS? Guys did you…forget there’s an audience here? Why would you SAY this. Why would you POST this. That’s just… guys please. Dan I know you have an intrinsic diabolical need to have everyone know you fuck him hard and well but actually we don’t need to know that much PLEASE

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Mullet Sister Daniel wearing Doc Martens send post like and reblog with tags #hubba hubba #arooga #uncontrollable drool

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my sanctuary, you're holy to me

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I Won't Hurt You

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DnP Interview Masterlist

this is a work in progress! if you have any other links, send them to me!

Dec 2024

RNZ (audio) 10/12/2024 | mirror

Radio Adelaide (audio) 10/12/2024

Junkee (article) 6/12/2024

Junkee (video) 6/12/2024

Today Show (video) 5/12/2024 | mirror | mirror

Nov 2024

Buzzfeed (article) 22/11/2024 | mirror | mirror

People (article) 1/11/2024 | mirror

Oct 2024

YourEx (article) 5/10/2024 | mirror | mirror

Master up to 2023 (courtesy of @stillarchivingdnp)

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I hate software updates so much. Why do you need to change. Why can't you love yourself as you are.

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I mean I already knew this but the mighty nein are like. fantastically good at resisting mindfuckery.

in order to take on the most mind-melded, well-coordinated enemies, they themselves became a well-coordinated, mind-melded team

it is literally so hard to target one of them without two others immediately swinging for your head

they do codependence better than freaky telepathy creeps

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this year’s fandometrics review is out 🙏