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Keyleth, as an air elemental : "I want to encompass the space where the Vax orb is and want to take it into me."

Matt, describing further : "You fill the gaps, and you try and pull it out with you."

Laura, because nothing is sacred : "He's inside you one last time..."

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Smoke is trailing behind Percy as he advances on the battlefield to go destroy the motherfucker who killed his wife.

Sam : "This is a different smoke monster ?"

Taliesin : "This is no smoke monster. This is just a scar. What happens when I'm really pissed."

Laura : "Or really turned on."

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y'all ever reach the end of google

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the universe would rip in half

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OH MY GOD

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honestly one of the biggest reasons i am not on dog hill is i simply cannot imagine either of them picking up fresh dog poop and then carrying it in a little bag until they get home/to a trash can. imagine you’re out and about and you bump into danisnotonfire in the wild and he has a little baggy of shit. idk just can’t picture it

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[after we both undress] hang on uh.. let me *opens wikihow page on how to have sex*

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Hello everyone! The sign-ups for the Holiday 2024 Phandom Gift Exchange are now open!

This event is a gift exchange where people create a phanwork for who they are assigned; you don’t know who will be creating your gift, but you can be assured that their talents will match up to your requests!

How to Sign Up

The grand majority of people participating will be gifting a phandom work to another, therefore, you all will be gifters. The person you will be gifting for will (probably) not also be the person gifting for you. On the form, you’ll choose what kind of gifts you’d like and genres/tropes/themes/etc. you enjoy. You’re also encouraged to provide some more specific prompts. Sign-ups to be a gifter will close Friday, November 29th at 11:59 PM.

The gifter sign-up form is here!

If creating something might not be your thing, but you’d still like to participate in some capacity, you might be interested in being a beta! Betas assist gifters (especially fic writers) with their gifts. If you’re interested, send an ask or contact @husbants! We’ll put you on our email list and invite you to the Discord server so that you can chat and find beta work there.

Timeline

Saturday, November 16th: Sign-ups go out

Friday, November 29th: Sign-ups close

Sunday, December 1st - Monday, December 2nd: Pairings go out

December 16th: Check-in goes out

Friday, December 20th: Check-in closes

Saturday, December 28th: Posting day!

More Details

The gifting assignments will not be random. The admins (@husbants and @ttlmt) will be matching up each gifter with a partner based on the gifter’s self-identified skills and the partner’s likes and prompts.

There will be separate under-18 and 18-and-older groups (if we have anyone under 18, that is; it hasn’t happened the past several rounds). A gifter will only be considered to gift for people within their age group.

In the past few rounds, we had a Twitter-user group. There will be no Twitter group this round. You are free to cross-upload your gift to whatever platform you like, but you will need a Tumblr account to participate.

We will be communicating through Tumblr DMs and email. There will also be a Discord (the link will be sent through email when assignments go out) and we’ll post updates and announcements there, too. Make sure your DMs are open so that we can contact you, you’re checking this blog, and you’re checking your email during the event!

When the gifters post their gifts on December 28th, they should tag both this account and their partner on the post. This blog will reblog everyone's gift posts. Our Twitter will retweet anyone who cross-posts there. There will be an email sent out with more information about posting closer to December 28th.

We’re really hoping this doesn’t happen, but if you are assigned to someone you have blocked or have any sort of issue with, contact one of the admins and we can switch around our own assignments or talk to someone signed up as a pinch-hitter and deal with it. If you know you definitely couldn’t gift for someone, you can also specify this on your sign-up form.

In Conclusion

We hope this event will spread some joy throughout the phandom! Thank you so much for your interest and it would be great if you could reblog and spread the word. If you have any questions, feel free to DM @husbants or send an ask!

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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i know i’m not the first one to have this but i had a dream dan and phil got married and like talked about it regularly (“been married for 6 months now” kinda thing) and people 1. still argued it could be a “friendship wedding” and 2. argued that they could be talking about being married to someone else

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I tried explaining Dan and Phil lore to my dad and he forgot Dan’s name and just referred to him as ‘Phil’s groupie’

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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

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dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

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WIFE

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I love when gerard way looks ethereal like I get the urge to watercolour them but

my personal fav: